Fair Ball Editionprev: >>158557390
first for good friends
>>158571794so this is the power of umpies?
Is this nu tho?
I can haz pre CBA expiring hot stove?
And we have our 1st signing with Emilio Pagan going to the Tigers.Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):1. Tarik Skubal2. Trevor Rogers3. Freddy Peralta4. Seiya Suzuki5. Randy Arozarena6. Michael King7. Teruaki Sato8. Adrian Morejon9. Ryan Jeffers10. Kaima Taira11. Brandon Lowe12. David Bednar13. Sonny Gray14. Tyler Mahle15. Luis Arraez16. Clay Holmes17. Ian Happ18. Kevin Gausman19. Nick Martinez20. Jazz Chisholm Jr.21. Shota Imanaga22. Foster Griffin23. Ty France24. Dustin May25. Casey Mize26. Michael Soroka27. Alex Vesia28. Nick Pivetta29. Evan Phillips30. David Peterson31. Jake Bauers32. Bryan Abreu33. Carson Kelly34. Daulton Varsho>35. Emilio Pagan - DET $11M / 1yr36. Hiromi Itoh37. Mauricio Dubon38. Raisel Iglesias39. J.P. Crawford40. Tyler Stephenson41. Paul Blackburn42. Steven Okert43. Luis Robert Jr.44. Joc Pederson45. Jonathan Loaisiga46. JoJo Romero47. Matthew Boyd48. Kris Bubic49. Taylor Ward50. Robbie Ray
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>>158571895I’m so glad my team is smartly not signing the best pitcher on the market. That way we can sign worse players that are cheaper but also carry the exact risk Skubal does but since it’s cheaper it saves the ownership group money which in turn will lower ticket prices.
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>>158571895>Emilio PaganLiterally whomst'ves?
>>158571895Stoveminders!! Report on the temperature and condition of the stove please!
>>158571924I'm all about them lower ticket prices
anus
engaging in baseball activities
>>158571984Yep. It’s simple common sense economics.
>>158571976Pilot light is out
>>158571935Can you generate an ai photo of her exactly like this once except she’s laying in bed without a dress on without the hat on and she has cum on her face
>>158572003Ass too small
>>158571957How have you not heard of him?
>>158572028He made his debut with my M's. 10 years ago.
>>158572051Metsiners mentioned
>>158571895his market must've been shit. signing this early and for only 1 million more than his player option
>>158571895winky in shambles
ngh…
>>158572315whore.
So funny that on the post announcing Murphy won manager of the year on reddit multiple of the top comments say something like “and the media will say the Brewers will only win 81.5 games next year” and it’s like, my brother in Christ, the reason why you think Murphy is as good as he is is *because* you give credence to those projections and predictions that undersell the brewers year after year, when in the reality they’re a good team with good players.
>>158572419they cheat
>>158572433definitely they do. I’m supposed to believe Jake Bauers gains like 20 pounds and adds 2mph+ to his bat swing in one off season? The whole thing is one big house of cards, and it’s only a matter of time before it gets knocked down
>>158572450sadly, nu bru cru doesn't even have a presence here to fight the charges
who you guys backing for the annual MLB golf day?
>>158572633based Rollie mentioned
>>158572633
>>158572661we're gonna do it, turner bros
>>158571895/mlb/ so dead nobody posted the pagan signing or chadres signing ryan weiss... stovebros...
>>158572708pagan signing was posted illiteratebro >>158571895
>>158572805
For one game, in a non-DH league, would prime ohtani be more valuable than prime kershaw? No ohtani rule either, so once he's pulled the next pitcher is hitting
>>158573085he would be in the playoffs lol
I thought Cum Shitter was supposed to be good...
Kazuma Okamoto got robbed of rookie of the year. Just like the Jays got robbed of a good season. Also Santander lol
>>158573098kekini
Chase Delauter got robbed but the Jays manager got robbed in 2025 so fuck it
icsamcrn
Gaw kek...
Kek cum shitter
pfma
>>158573187>>158573643Why is he on the twins?
>>158573684fantasy draft
>>158573729Why did you pick the twins?
>>158573782This is like my 3rd or 4th time doing a franchise, first with the most recent roster update, so I figured I'd switch it up.
I'm going to give the lockout a chance
I remember watching Atlanta Braves baseball squad on TBS featuring Dave Justice, Chipper Jones, Sid Bream. All while eating $1 Burrito Supremes from Taco Bell and downing a 2 liter bottle of Surge. Right after baseball, it was good ole WCW wrasslin. Good times.
McDonald's is about to open, you guys want anything?>>158573799I see.
>>158573847have a SoBe on me
I need it
>>158573853Sausage mcmuffin and a hashbrown please. You can keep the monopoly pieces
how can u not be romantic about baybaw?
>>158573853You now remember when McDonald's served spaghetti in styrofoam containers?
>>158573853bacon egg and cheese bagel with that yummy yellow goo sauce please and a coffee
Here's our Michael King replacement.
>Ernie Clement sliding into home plate with a goofy grin on his face.jpg
Bauer updatehttps://x.com/Masterflip_/status/2120319009925062959
I still think Benge deserved ROY, but congratulations to Reds fans.
>>158573956ALL IN, BABY!!!!!
>>158574021Haha suck it faggot. I hope your dog gets a DUI
>>158573886There are children there.
>>158574055And now they are all gay
>>158574066no... NO!!!!!
>>158574070
Bohm sweepstakes are getting heated.
We need Phil
gm it's up
>>158574079
>>158574122omigosh
>>158574122Aweful lot of honkeys in here
>>158574151Speak for yourself.
>>158574151sorry sir!
>>158574151I can't read
>>158574092Cashman is a genny regular
>>158574122Portillos was bought by private equity and sucks cock now
trevor on the grid!coomer on the grid!puig on the grid!
>>158574092Why does Jon Hey Man look like that
>>158574198i love portillo's. i say that as a cardinals fan.>big beef combo w/ hot peppers and onion rings
>>158574122This is insane
Will next season have over or under 100 regular season games? How long will the lockout go? Fully lost season?
>>158574182and there it is
>2026>Cash Considerations is still playing
>>158574245Play with my a$$ hole
>>158574262Are you a girl?
>>158574279Depends on your definition
>>158574233Let's give the lockout a chance
The Astros hired anuspie.
>>158574431no… please… ;-;
As a woman who watches baseball, I root for the cubs
As a Brewers boy, I have to apologize to the Cubs for all the cheating, they were really the better team this year.
Goodbye Seiya……………
>>158574634My M's will make him an offer. Not the best offer, but they will make him an offer.
>>158574634More like See Ya Suzuki!!
>>158574651oops
let's all apologize to the Cubs, togetherI'M SORRY, Cubs
>>158574651Would be kino but he’ll probably end up in Toronto if you want my guess. Mayhaps Red Sox
>>158571895im gonna miss varshowschneider too much of an ape to utilize dalton's bunting power
>>158574654Don’t be a scum bag
>>158574695It’s funny cause his name is Seiya, which sounds like see ya, which is what people say some times when they’re leaving some place, and he might be leaving the cubs.
play more baseball
>>158574792Knock knock
blow gays kek
>>158574669Can they afford him AND Skubal?
colorado rockies
>>158574863Absolutely, they’re owned by the Comcast of Canada. They own half the country
Signings are happening. Trade talks are active. And the clock is ticking. As a lockout-induced transaction freeze arrives three weeks from today, here are the perfect moves for the 12 playoff teams and five others expected to be active, free at ESPN:https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/50433101/offseason-2026-27-free-agency-passan-biggest-trades-signings>t. Peff
>>158574873
>>158574873>as much sense as Skubal makes for the Cubs, the expectation is they won't be especially involved. And as much as they need a closer, Bednar and Morejon might find themselves outside of the Cubs' price range, too. (This is the part where we note the Cubs currently carry a $143 million payroll and have two outfield spots to fill as well.) If payroll constraints limit the Cubs to the best of the midtier starters, one brings the sort of high-octane stuff they are sorely lacking. Sign right-handed starter Kaima Taira.*sobs* please donate to the cubs…
Please Dean Spanos. Save the Padres! Sell the Chorgers and buy the Padres with that money and move them out of San Diego as another fuck you to a city that never cared for their professional sports teams.
>>158574885>>158574891Don't delay, act now! Breaking stove news instantly on your telecommunications device!
>>158574917Peff updates shot directly into my skull
skubal to the doyers
How is this guy taken seriously?
>>158574917done
>>158574926Spirit Journey PeffUpdates from the stars (via Peff)
MLB needs Chinese tech money and Saudi oil money to survive. Baseball may not last a decade as Cricket is slowly gaining popularity in the USA. Let them invest in the teams.
>Passan was born in Cleveland, Ohio. He is Jewish, and grew up attending Hebrew school. After graduating from Solon High School in suburban Cleveland, Passan attended the S. I. Newhouse School of Public Communications at Syracuse University, where he wrote for The Daily Orange and graduated in 2002 with a degree in journalism.
Padres are gunna end up spending 15 squintillion dollars on Skubal thinking he'll solve all their SP problems, only for him to become another Bogaerts-esque albatross contract kek
>>158574958I would rather sign Peralta and then trade shitters in August for Skenes.
>>158574956he's one of the good ones
Peff held the best and biggest moves for the most important and coolest clubs until the end.
>>158574956Peff is my greatest ally and I demand we send him $4 billion a year for his personal defense.
I wish Mina Kimes could talk about baseball so Peff can fuck off.
>>158574991You gotta relax man
https://www.wsj.com/sports/baseball/mlb-lockout-nuclear-option-9ea4f098
lockout this bussy
I’m a gay cowboy yeehaw
>>158573085Ohtani can still play right field, which is where the Angels would put him after he was done pitching before they added the Ohtani rule.
>>158575018Archive.is is taking forever, what does this say?
>>158575050It says it gay lol
>>158574972kys pedophile
>>158575018It's our time lads. Let's make Cricket great in America.
>>158575062oh kek
As a baseball fan who watches women, I root for the cubs
>>158575073Is going to cricket games a good way to meet Indian women?
>>158574659I'M SORRY, Cubs. I'll give you a chance!
As a baseball fan who watches cubs, I root for the women
As a baseball, I want to be clobbered
bananacricket when
>the slop makers are unionizing
>>158575121That's retarded, Manfred should just pay for a grok subscription for me and I'll take over all MLB content.
>>158575170Astros manager
As a baseball fan who was molested as a kid, go cubs
The Anthony Recker situation is crazy
>>158575026*licks lips and rubs hands*
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>158575026decent ass, got me jackin' but not cummin'
>>158575237
I’m gonna miss PCA and SEIYA’s kino antics. They were pure kino. Pure. Kino.
>>158575216recker MINDFUCKED manoah
>>158575237lmao
>>158575237omfglmololol
>>158575237decent brap, got me jackin' and cummin'
>>158575256who?
>>158575201he can't hurt me anymore
>>158575297Oh but he can
>>158575297He can hurt you again and again and again. Never forget that.
>>158575308You’re demented
this is insane
>>158575314Why are dingers so violent?
>Santander saying edgy shit like Muslims are a net negative and expecting that to go well with the front officeDude wants to be bought out so bad he's trying to pull an Anthony Bass.
I apologize to the cubbies I'm SORRY!!!
Is there a mascot out there that doesn't molest kids?
>>158575382Ace
>>158575382fredbird would never
>>158574980george kirby for baty and vientos?
>>158575382depends
>>158575412tf?
>>158575382Humpy has only ever been molested.
>>158575432is that why hes wearing a suicide vest?
>>158575418idk it's Portland, man
>>158575382Mrs. Met
Tarik Skubal to meet with the Blue Jays per Jon Heyman.
>>158575456we need more based japs not some over the hill retard
If the rumors are true, the Padres will soon have more Japanese players than any other team.
look at these two imbecilesjust look at them
BOISE MARINERS!
ken bone and john rocker are currently duking it out on twitter
uh oh Asstros kek
>>158575572Ok I’m lookin mg at the now wh… oh wait… o kek lmao
>>158575493>Padres will soon have more Japanese players than any other team.Soon
THEY BLEW UP THE CHICKEN MAN IN PHILLY LAST NIGHT
>>158575948Luis Arraez?
>>158575993kek
>rejected by the angels>rejected by the astroswhen will someone let him manage
>>158575456Noice
Sources: Tarik Skubal is en route to Toronto today.
Kek seeth?
Saar Skubal is landing
sign the needful skubal sir
>>158576356Is he on Ohtani’s plane?
>>158573886Looks gay somehow.
Skubal SatoTaimathe blue jays dynasty starts...right now
who tf would want to go play for the Jays after last year
>>158576533Ryback
>>158576533Lazy bums seeking a payday. Oh hey Vladdy we were just talking about you.
>fat gorilla junior
>>158576788he big
The Mariners are interested in free agent Ian Happ, for some very clear reasons: Jerry Dipoto says improving defense is a top priority; Happ owns 4 Gold Gloves.Jason Kanzler knows Happ from their time together in the Cubs organization.
Im finna eat some lasagna and garlic bread, ya dig?
On cloudy rainy days like today I just like to curl up witn a nice cup of hot cocoa and play some Diablo on my Switch
>>158576867Wow, I thought there’s no way Happ doesn’t retire a cub. The fact that they didn’t even extend him a QO makes me think it’s possible. We got corner outfield covered tho
>>158572003Might be some of the worst form I've ever seen holy fuck
>>158576946The Matt Shaw based outfield is a revelation.
>>158576867>Ian Happpeein' crapp
>>158576946I genuinely think 80% of cubbies will kill themselves having to watch Matt Shaw every day
But what about Cubs girls?
>Ausmus went to poostonWhen's Cervelli?
>>158572003ball thrower is a pansy
Cubs girls soles smothering me until baseball resumes
>>158577150They're slicing off pieces of the Yanks and eating them alive.
>>158577199
>>158577207twins legend cum shitter
>>158577206It's not much, but we're doing something right. We're losing Rowson to the Giants too. >>158577207Cum shitter has been the worst thing to happen to my Yankees (Go Yankees) since the 2004 ALCS.
>>158577261You have only the schizofag to blame
>>158577261Cum Shitter has been spammed here solely because of the schizo
>>158577261>>158577281>>158577289I don't know I kinda like it.
>>158577003cubs girls are femboys so they also shit cum, but it's important to stress that this isn't the same thing as being THE cum shitter. that thing is another monster entirely...
Cubs girls run this genny
>>158577497why does she have a wedgie? did pca abuse her? sick fuck
>>158577497where's the webm of the fat cubs guy falling into the netting above the ivy?
Just let Yankspie and Olysa Liu have sex already
>>158577527this genny reports fat shaming
>>158577546good
Slimeball.
>>158577566Boras makes ya seethe?
>>158577527try this one out
>>158577611Bro, we respect fat people here
>>158577566I love his cat in the hat rhyming
>>158577611that is a disgusting act
my berds might win it all next season
my birds might win it all next season
>>158577781>>158577823and I might get struck by lightning
>>158577527
>>158577835kek
>>158577835kubs cec
>>158577857cec!
>>158577835skuba cec!
>>158577835kek skuba
about to try this tea for the first time. what am I in for?
Apologize.
>>1585780970-4 2K and 10 failed parlays
>>158578113how would those happen just from drinking tea?
>>158578108cum shitter kek!
>>158578108cum shitter kek
I'm not a Cubs guy anymore! I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
>>158578108more like cumanimous
Happ going to Seattle would be the gayest fucking s.oy cuck shit. Just trade for Matt Shaw
