Boltz EditionPrevious >>158570521
Flames rule
>rags
/playoffsbound/
the jets won their Stanley cup last night.
Larkin requesting a trade really caused a massive domino effect of players getting entitled
>>158574064I wonder if there was a common element between all of them
>>158574077I miss Pavelski
https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/50444702/ovechkin-weigh-allowing-russians-worlds
>>158574064us olympic group chat*
Steve Yzerman has become an even bigger legend in my eyes by letting Larkin rot
>>158574104i wonder how good the memes were in there
Me posting in this thread might lead to a decrease in queering off probability so I'm sitting this one out.
>>158574114the left cant meme
Jets fans woke up feeling the cheesiest after making some epic chants last night
>>158574121too late
Larkin and his family were being harassed by fans. that is why he requested a trade
Tonight,my preddies vs my mighty ducks :(Hoping it goes into overtime
>>158574067Ha ha ha look at that monke
>>158574161Detroit was upset that he won something
>>158574089the only people against russians playing hockey are canadian neo nazis
>>158574104Do you think they shared their wags nudes?
>>158574136SIGNED IN PENCIL
woman moment
>>158574215I'm confident that they shared their wives
>>158574213what about Hasek? He is a Czechnian
I demand a trade to the best general on /sp/. Dont know much about hockey but glad to be part of a winning culture
>>158574241best i can do is future considerations
>>158574239I asked grok about czechoslovia's relationships with nazis and he told me I can't repost it here
>>158574241Almost everyone starts as a bandwagoner.But you need to reach certain vintage for your opinions to count, sorry.
>>158574241What exciting new gimmicks can you bring to the table?
>>158574241I've heard enough, give this man his 20M/year
The New York Guylanders and it's just all of us guys being dudes together on a cool island
I'm out
Why didn’t you guys tell me that Cassidy coaches ladypuck now?
>>158574322>ladypuck
>>158574194unlike canacuck
>>158574347looks like trb
speaking of queers queering off
>>158574407We don't announce ourselves here
i am almost certain trb is a jannie. look at the archive whenever zie is insulted, the posts are always deleted
>>158574424Yeah no shit. How else could such low quality posts persist for so long?
>>158574424naw, he uses his many connections to spam reports on posts that offend himtrb gets banned too
trb is just a fat thin skinned faggot who report spams actual funny users who make fun of xim/xer
my crappies :)
>There was one major theme to the conversations I had with each of those groups: a general disillusionment with the 2027 NHL Draft class.>They weren’t even playing, but they had people talking.>“A lot of pretty good,” one scout said of the class.The 2009 zoomers suck except for dupont
>>158574454*unfollows you on twitter*
>>158574458>d man first overall>top prospect from the o isnt even a p/gpgonna be a stinker for the ages
Big chungus hockey
>>158574458Zoomers suck at sports period. I blame travel teams and too much coaching
> Chayka doesn't feel defenceman Chris Tanev can stay healthy enough to play every single game, and load management has begun. Good idea, chayka should put the entire laffs D on load management, every game
wth is a swede doing fighting a maritimer? does he have a death wish?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVm9igQYD8
So how cooked are the Flyers?
jokes aside I feel uncomfortable with the league allowing Tanev to even play. Dudes a bad sneeze away from having jello for brains.
>>158574563apparently michkov hasn't requested a trade so there's still lower for them to sink
Leafs bros... We don't have gumption...
>“It is more than just online death threats and I’m going to please ask you to respect my privacy and my family’s privacy and I’m not going to go deeper than that. But there was more that made me and my family uncomfortable, on top of some uncertainty with my career, I felt that a change of scenery was what was best.”so when connor chokes (again) and he gets bullied online will he demand out of poo jersey too?
>>158574571they let chytil continue playing despite having a traumatic brain injury every season, they don't give a shit about player safety
>>158574593which should be a bigger deal with the union but gary keeps it under fist
>>158574593we need to (((grow the game)))
>>158574590>thinking all teams fans send their players death threats
>>158574590>it's really serious but don't look too deep into it or ask questions please>I also wanted to play but the GM said no
>>158574606If sunbelt fans could read and write they would too
>>158574606>team fansits online bullying, it could have come from anyoneeven a botjust close your eyes duder, it cant hurt you
>>158574611the garden state is not sunbelt, read a book for once
Hot roast beef sandwich WHATGravy over topWHATSide of friesWHATgravy over the friesWHATI said gravy on bothWHATglass of waterAWWW HELLLL YEAH
>>158574628>tomato sauce on fries that is not ketchupnty
>>158574590Surely the police were asked to investigate this extremely dangerous criminal conspiracy
>>158574636its beef gravy im afraid
>eating ketchup after the age of fiventy
>>158574636>ketchup on anythingAre you 12?
Is it time for the league to step in and do something about this franchise?
>>158574647whatever the league did the team would still find a way to fuck it up
>>158574665but enough about the minnisoda wild
>>158574590>on top of some uncertainty with my careerSomeone in fear of the lives of their family members wouldn't even mention that
Hi everyone! That is me! That book is All the Light We Cannot See. You might ask why I brought a book to a hockey game so I’ll answer that for you. I didn’t just bring one book, I actually have a second book with me as well! I’m part of Colorado Avalanche goaltender Scott Wedgewoods book club and I was trying to get him that book (it’s become a thing for him and he’ll usually trade pucks for new books).I also have a second book that I’m currently reading for the book club that is stuffed into my hoodie pocket under my jersey. I take a 45 minute train each way to and from the game so that gives me some time to read. Trust me, I wish I was able to carry my backpack but arena rules don’t allow them.If you like to read I’d recommend joining Scott’s book club on fable, it’s not just for avalanche fans it’s called Wedges Book Wall
>>158574684its funny how this uncertainly only crept up after he committed to 7 years
>>158574628Yum
>>158574600>>158574684fuck offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mhWUchtCw8
>>158574642>>158574646performative males
>>158574730>t. ketchup loverbased
>>158574722Someone tell grandpa the best scorer is German, the best goalie is Swedish and the best defenseman is American
Damn bros it's crazy that Hellebuyck demanded to play against the Jets but Keefe said no. This is gonna cause a rift in the locker room methinks
>>158574647Again ?
>>158574801>Swedishbut helle is american?
>>158574801>Germanbut mcmeme is canadian?
>>158574801The best scorer is probably Canadian but if you don't give it to McDavid then it's a Russian, the Minnesota guy. The best defenseman is Canadian as well. You would take Hughes over Makar? The best goalie, who knows. I don't know where the Rangers goalie is from.
>>1585748010/10 bait
>>158574808friedman brought up that when Joseph ducked playing the leafs 20 years ago the Red Wing locker room thought he was soft.
>>158574820>You would take Hughes over Makar?Hughes deserves Hart trophy if he keeps his current level for the entire season.
>>158574820>You would take Hughes over Makar?Yeah, 100% of the time. Then Werenski, then Hutson, then Faber, then Dahlin, then Jones, then maybe Makar.
>>158574838>taking a bunch of cupless shitters or a brown guyyikes
>>158574820Hughes is a magician with the puck
>>158574833hes not gonna have any legs left forced to play nearly half the game 84 times
>>158574828But did Joseph have rabid winnipeggers threaten to kill and rape his family?
>>158574880Hm, maybe, but his current level is insane, I used to watch the wild mostly for Kaprizov nowadays I watch it largely for Hughes.
Hughe Mungus
>>158574606I don’t get it. Canada is much, much whiter than the US. Something doesn’t add up
>>158574890Wild is /hoc/s official team nowadays
>>158574898for me it's Hughe Jass
Whenever HIFK loses i email them that go back to Sweden.
>>158574907JLOI
>>158574041fpbp
what if you grew up watching real hockey and dont think twink offensive defenseman who can't move anyone from the net should rank as the best defensemen?
>>158574941you would be hold the patrician opinion
>>158574941elite puck movement matters more in today's game than having some hunk of flesh to push people around
>>158574967and yet the hurricanes didnt have one nor the panthers
>>158574913Röda pantrarna?
>>158574987Go back to Sweden!
>>158574985carolina's cup run was weenie hut juniors: mickey mouse edition and florida brutally assaulted all of their opponents without being punished
>the guy who is 5'10 180 is the best defenseman. sorry but no. hahaha I'm just not going to agree to that.
im /hoc/'s best defenseman
>>158574941The only thing that matters now is being able to trip someone or check someone to the head while the ref looks the other way, you don't have to be big to do it
I could have been the best goalie in the world but the team i went to as a junior already had a goalie and he was a fucking manlet fuck you i grew to be 193cm i would have been the greatest
I might've examined your point but Makar is a forward in disguise himself.
>>158575029Korpisalo talking about Saros
Some of y'alls only life achievement is being above 6ft tall and it shows
>>158575069So?
>>158575069pfft im going to awards night on saturday to collect hardware
>>158575069Joke's on you I'm 5'6
>>158575003cope
>>158575069based and true, Manlets achieve more
>>158575117over 5 billion brown people applaud your courage
the nhl is the most manlet friendly league
>>158575138how so?
>>158575138Ironically they do well in the breeders cup
>>158575149>NBAShould be obvious.>NFL/CFLLittle manlet strides will be overtaken immediately by any other giganigga on the field, also can't see past anyone.>MLBIt may appear to be manlet friendly at first but the reality is Hispanic running ability counteracts the manletness in most scenarios. Manlet pitchers have no shot because they have zero extension, manlet hitters have a slight boost because of strike zone shenanigans.>NHLSkating ability is the great equalizer. Someone like Logan Stanley gets undressed by Caufield because despite being built like a redwood he can't skate worth dick. Smaller strides don't matter when you can hit your maximum velocity much faster.
Has a date been set for Nick Cousins's memorial services?
>>158575177>Skating ability is the great equalizer.except all the fastest skaters are taller than 5'11"you are leaning extremely heavily on a couple statistical outliers for hockey
>>158575199Skating ability isn't only about speed. In that case Beck Malenstyn would be the greatest skater of all time.
NHL and MLB avg player heights are near equal, both well above manlet dwarfismManlets get the gas better for us better for them
>>158575177McDavid is the best at skating and is 6'2 or something. Sure manlets can skate around fat retards but they can't skate around actually elite players.
>>158575214>Skating ability isn't only about speed.then post a meaningful metric to backup your eye testnuh uh isnt enough
>>158575138>manletsorry i accidentally mispelled retard
>>158575069I have good genes except for the bpd gene
>>158575227He probably means burst of speed per game
>>158575227The eye test is literally the only thing that matters.
>>158575228There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a manlet retard
>>158575235mcdavid owns in speed burst followed by a bunch of 6' tall guys
>>158575199Max speed isn't very useful on a hockey rink. Speed bursts are more useful to determine whether a player is actually quick
Finns be like hello my name is ukko pekka
>>158575238you cant even see over the boards without a stool
>>158575223The bottom 6 of most teams are a bunch of fat retards. It's not easy being a manlet in the 'chel but it's more SHORT KING friendly than the other major NA sports.
>>158575251where are all these speedy manlets?
>>158575266Point and Hughes are right there. Limit it to defencemen and you get Hutson, Quinn, Zellwevger, and Malinski in the top 10
You just feel insecure about American being best D.
>>158575283>if you cherrypick the numbers then manlets come out on top!
Barky and the rat are back which means >your team is fucked.
>>158575299Literally nobody is saying manlets are the best in the league, how are you this insecure, do you think a manlet is coming for your job or something, bigger? Maybe I'll sneak into your house through the doggie door and plow your wife.
Nathan Gerbe
>>158575299>limit it to a position where size is even more important and you get more small guys being the fastestYou're a retard.
>>158575243Penguins fan btw!
This is a Gaudreau genny, God rest his soul, and if you can't handle his stature then I suggest you take you bigger ass over to /cric/.
>>158575323the fastest is still a guy over 6'3/4 manlets you mention are in the bottom 10 and of course gary doesnt release the full list so impossible to know the real extentkeep coping though!
>>158575331
>>158575019Nice to meet you. Where is the rest of the team, and who is the coach?
I could skate fast as lightning at kids ice rink birthday parties growing up it’s a damn shame there were never any scouts in attendance
>>158575346Ok Mendoza
>>158575339This single event set into motion Johnny's death and Edmonton's back to back SCF defeats.
my dynamsies :)
i wish people wouldn't make fun of the Flames so much
i wish people would make more fun of the Flames so much
Kasperi Kapanen
Are we hyped?
>>158575400I thought it was very funny that there are Flames fans at all in here, and they sort of insult themselves simply by existing and insisting their squad is relevant >the joke that writes itself
>drunk driving Based >drunk crashing Cringe
>>158575428yes, extremely ballsy of hughes' defence to blame the victims
My Steelheads won>also, three cheers for Grand Rapids, a Red Wings affiliate
>>158575428remembering all the redditors saying "this plea deal is like 35 years and mandatory cock and ball torture, why isn't he taking it"
for me it's that picture of Granlund
>>158575440don't drink and drive you might spill your drink
>>158575428reddits not going to like when he gets off because they overcharged. Guadreau's were drunk biking in the middle of the road with no lights on after dark. Higgins will get hit with manslaughter and 5-10, if that.
>>158575339i was at that game, Im drunk rn but I may have cancelled my seasons after that. It was that or the year after iirc.
What a fucking loser Don't drink and drive, kids
https://x.com/PFrioletRDS/status/2120576003584172056?a=l9yyP_IjfTAvsVooU70&s=19>lose game>immediately bitch about the refsManlets, when will they learn?
>>158575491You can always take one.
>>158575490>Im drunk> It's a Wednesday afternoon
>>158575509gettin higgy with it
>>158575491People crash and kill people while sober all the but MADD ignores it
>>158575481what does the state of mind of the victims matter?hughes was driving on the shoulderalso it happened ~8pm in august, the sun hadnt set yet
>>158575498tbf Montreal played better and deserved a win, but Wallstedt said no
>>158575331he's been dead to me every since he left the flames.
>>158575521Why should his blood alcohol content matter if the whole problem was he was/just driving in the wrong place
>>158575533he chose to drive in the wrong place as a result to his lack of sobriety
>>158575545Allegedly
My penguins play tonight ):
The bait in this general is horrible, and I can't understand why you bother
if we're not supposed to drive drunk then why did God hand me these keys haha
>>158575516Reckless driving is illegal regardless of whether you're high or drunk, so yes, it does get addressed, you pretend retard
Pretending to be retarded makes you look even more retarded than if you were actually retarded, pretending to be more retarded
current batch of newfags is some of the worst we ever had
>>158575598Reckless driving is way easier to get out of then of then drunk driving in my experiences with the crown . Probably true in jersey too since his lawyer tried to cast doubt on the blood tests and since lobby groups like madd operate/subvert there too
My Flames are pretending to be a good team
Soon.
>>158575636Dynasty.
cute rats doing cute things
>>158574464Genuinely the funniest reaction he could have had.
I have a guy in my gym who resembles Barkov.Man he lifts like crazy.
>>158575671is he finnish?
>>158575683As Finnish as Barkov.
>>158575671does he have a cool dick?
>>158575630Impaired driving, which led to vehicular manslaughter, is the matter at hand with Sean Higgins And with the media attention, the judge is going to be very careful not to go too easy or too hard on him, but he's going to prison, and he'll be an ex-con when he gets out; he can't own a gun and can't vote right away, parole officer up his ass for the probationary period, fines and fees to pay backDude turned his cushy little uniformed life into time in prison; lucky he didn't do this while he was active, or he would also have a court-martial to face
>>158570877KEK
>>158575729
>rags @ Flames tonightOh boy
>>158575729Hey I posted that
>>158575778>nose dive after touching the groundjlmi
The problem is after he gets out he's going to take revenge on society
thread fucking sucks
>>158575818When he "gets out" he'll be wearing a fucking ankle monitor, and he won't want to go back, ever
>>158575862oh makes sense
>rags>>158575694Are you guys upset that he has always refused to represent russia, considers himself finnish only and that he condemns that special operation?
>>158575873Are there any notable Sharks playing for the Jets, or vice versa? I found this old picture, and could find some use for it.
>>158575879Why would I be upset? I'm with him on every point.
>>158575892They host Pittsburgh tonightMorph an image of a shark and a penguin real quick
>>158575901Oh, ok. I see a lot of russians who cant cope with the fact that Barkov has denounced everything russian
any good posts lately??
>>158574047/firstroundexitbound/
>>158575917not since april 2021
>>158575905Who likes late-night Gary League games?
>>158575908It's his business.
>>158574077>pavfellskishould be in the hall of gay retards who never won a cup kek kwab
>>158575905>>158575951
>>158574277kokiri evolved into koroks like zora evolved into ritos
>>158575955oh my goodness copey, chill broah who am i kiddin'go on
>>158574647They literally got gifted McKenna and decided instead of rebuilding, like literally every other GM candidate they talked to advised, they doubled down on giving dogshit contracts to ageing vets. This era might unironically become worse than the 80s Leafs. I also genuinely believe Bob was an Ed Rogers signing, paying a goalie way past his prime with no actual defense is retarded and any moron could have seen it coming. I will never give MLSE a cent until Rogers sells the team.
>>1585759554 goals in 5 minutes kwab
> All the Whiskey League games play early as balls this afternoon???
>>158575952oh how do you feel about the fact that you were shut down from skoda cup and U20? i thought you were let back. weird to think that the last time we saw ovi play inernationally was in 2019
>>158575997>like literally every other GM candidate they talked to advisedwho the fuck rebuilds through a lanklet wingerthe laffs have the best player in franchise history at first line centre and you want them to ignore that
>>158576018Impossible
>>158576029Any good games? Gary's entertainment is subpar today.
>>158575997if they pivot to a rebuild after this season, the big contracts don't matter unless you're an MLSE accountant. Oh no they're paying reilly and raddysh $15 million to play 20 minutes per night kind of badly, well it would be some other generic veterans doing that anyway
>>158576044He's gone. For nothing.
>>158575905I have another idea, and far too little skill to do your request.Over 9000 hours in photoshop later:
>>158576077just like larkin
>>158576043I personally have enough hockey to watch and K thrived after Russia was banned. Look at these standings for example, even heavily favoured teams can't relax anymore because they'd fucking lose to underdogs.I also don't like the way national team gets treated here, like expectations are always goldish, which is unrealistic and only hurts the odds.
>>158576046https://www.youtube.com/@WHL/streamsThey got four on today, and all dropping puck with the next two bong >also, Whiskey League is free on Yootuba this year for some reason
>>158576112Okay I just picked the first stream let's see how it goes.
>>158576089Who?
>>158576097Updated for accuracy.
>>158576132Kamloops and Moose Jaw start first, I think
>>158576136cringe gay and boring
>>158576141cringe gay and boring: I don't like the truth
smoking some dank buds and listening to Nickleback, bros
>>158576147fuk, forgot piccringe gay and boring: I don't like the truth
The Sharkie rappelling incident
>>158576134exactly
>>158576141JLMI
>the city of Geneva
>>158576156sarcastic with a healthy amount of mockery: nice post, sport
>>158576097>Vancouver's chances can be rendered with 0 pixels
>>158576258
Pornhub wears the poppy
>The Canadian government has officially informed Hockey Canada and the IIHF that it will not issue visas to Russian players for the upcoming World Juniors. Players who already hold Canadian visas will also be ineligible to participate, even under a neutral flag.
>>158576097>blackhawks that lowDid whoever make this not know that they’re getting Bowen Byram back soon?
>>158576290Based
>>158576290So fucking retarded especially considering what our government gets away with
>>158576316
>>158576290An interesting situation indeed. Let's see how things infold.
>>158576316Bombing some missile launchers belonging to a dictatorship that wants to exterminate every hockey playing nation?
>>158576316which european nation is the usa bombing?
>>158576348What planet do you live on
>>158576358The retard one
>>158576290All eyes are on the IIHF and their response
>>158576348shalom
>>158576374/hoc/ stands with Gary, baitfriend
>>158576374
pretty sick and tired of swedens racism and anti semitism
why is there a game on a noon tomorrow?
cas verdict already put iihf in a tricky situation, because it meant since 2022 the organisation itself has been violating the rules it operates uponnaturally iihf can't do anything against a state but it can and perhaps should take action against team Canada, because if they don't, the very iihf existence becomes pointless from legal perspective
>>158576112>we wuz kangz
>>158576428Because shut up> That's why. Enjoy your Thursday
>>158576428What the fuck? It's a Seattle homegame as well, so that's like 9am local.
>>158575368mendoza is starting sunday bro :)
>>158576444checkedThank You, Gary
>>158576439How could the IIHF punish Team Canada?
>>158576428its held in finland
>>158576472How long has Seattle been in Finland? How did they pull this off?
>questioning holiday scheduling
The united states is literary sinking
>>158576493someone get /lit/ on the case
>>158575978knights play today bro :)go knights go guards
>>158576018no milly? dwiwb kwab
>>158576439IIHF is a fraud and should be disbanded. A new organization run by Canadians instead of yuros should replace it. Imagine the rapes we could be covering up
https://youtu.be/MU3vYtp6jGQhttps://youtu.be/-1DOPI_xOt4https://youtu.be/TgD4t2X8Do8
>>158576466points subtraction, fines (for federation), relegation, taking home tournaments awaydoesn't mean they'll do anything ofc>>158576522should they do nothing they probably get disbanded and good riddance
>>158576334watched this last night
done waging in 20 i was finna get ripped but i have a church meeting at 7 kwab
>the city of Moose Jaw
>>158576581Being ripped 24/7 is compatible with the teaching of the bible
>>158576581i'm drinking a tallcan rn finna head to the bar with the boys at prolly 5 after i get back from my dad's haircut
>>158576591
>scoreless draws in the westernmost part of Canada
holy shit, these are the most empty arenas I've seen this year little bit ashamed of Manitoba and BC right now
>>158576591>Get ripped>Get shreddedGod understands. He lifts.
mmmmm finally some good and badass games today
finn balor has no aura
>Cherepanovglad the dude gets to play hockey in the afterlife
>>158576659*baddass but true nonetheless
>most dangerous lead in the Sandman Centre
>>158576663Not at all, but dude is shredded.
I must say that Moose Jaw Warriors and Kamloops Blazers are not the kind of names that roll off the tongue.
>>158576692gotta get used to the local culture
bro's why won't trb die already
>>158576672Kill yourself trb
>>158576704we live to suffer
don't resist, embracethat's like cope 101
Dylan
hopefully a very severe el niño burns the west coast to a crisp
>the barren fields of Brandon, MB
>>158576724>10 degrees outside>burnt to a crisp
>>158576738>when your province is so small you can save it in MB
>>158576738kelly mac used to own the wheat kings
>>158576758wheat kings legend, wheaton king
>muh popppyyyy
>>158576766shit's wild
YOU PEOPLE
>scoreless in Prince George
>>158576779>scoreless in lifeKWAB
UOOOHHHHH
>>158576771sikhbros wear the poppyshit like this just makes racists look bad
>>158576411Source?
>>158576839This Its Hindus that have no history with service
>>158576839sheik is zelda
>>158576841It's literally listed right on the image, silly
>>158576839it's AI
the Devils? More like the Olympic Golden God Warriors of Humanity
>>158576861exactly, some retard had to tell a computer to create that stupid image cause they are clueless about real life
*puts on my poppy*
why didn't gary schedule any afternoon games today?
>Othmann on his Rangers tenure: “I hate bringing this up all the time, but being a first-round pick and the opportunity I had in Hartford, and then coming up (to the NHL), it was just, I don’t know…The time that I had last year was pretty egregious.”
>>158576876
>>158576532https://youtu.be/Ef5wWDeMhAI
>>158576887today was travel to finland day
how did the ducks power play go from being so ass to so good?now it really looks like they did not need to shit away a first rounder for carlson last year
>>158576861AI image generators require good prompt details
>>158576847Put a spoiler tag on that
why does finland have reg season games and québec city and halifax only had pre season games?
grilling some steaks
Tomorrow I see my first definitive proof that Finland exists
>>158576945gary isnt planning to expand to either of those markets
>>158576969Or so they'd have us believe.
>>158576999checked Based on these very scientific findings, Finland is a myth
Girlfriend dumped me good thing I have my losercore playlist and hockey to keep me company.
slovak media is saying slafbutsky might go to tampa bay for kucherov
>>158577023Did you at least get a Garypoint?
>>158576849SHADDAP, goy
>>158577026Well, that's news to us, /hoc/, where hockey news is born >nothing confirmed about Slaf
>>158577026pls no! that would destroy the teami just suspect slapcockský is having a gf or something
>two most dangerous leads
Gonna watch some capeslop while I wait for the puck to drop.
>pre-scoreless in Alberta
this seasons schedule sucks, make a better one Gary
bud 1ny clubgonna keep on (You)ing at the
>>158577122_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>158577122Lehner kneeled
>>158577122not funny
>>158577139
>>158577151not funny
>>158577151_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>Kucherov brings the bowl to Canada for the first time in historywould be kino
>>158577151Based. Hockey is for only one type of person. Hockey fans. Anyone who tries to bring any other bullshit into the game obviously has no respect for the game and should be discriminated against.
>>158577171He's just a pup
>>158577169That would be so incredibly funny and good.
>>158577171The Face of Evil.
>>158577169Kuch would fit in perfectly with Our Sennies
>>158577175What about muh politics? What about muh twatter followers?
>>158577187good post
>>158577192Subject by subject basis. Depends on how many jersey sales come as a result of each.
>>158577192If you put gay rights over jersey sales, fuck off to soccer. Hockey first, foremost, and only. No mixed loyalties.
>>158577175Then let Russia play in the world juniors
>>158577272
>>158577169Not even Kucherov can save the country
And just when I thought all was lost, and it was the end for me, I remembered that I had a mcdouble in the fridge.
>his favorite team's gm doesn't have a burger named after him
in the newspaper and on the radio today they are saying that Chayka has screwed up the Laffs salary cap so badly that they cant even recall any players from the minors.
>>158577303Thank God
This is why the usa is getting better at hockey look at all the Canadians moving there.
>>158577303>Microwaving McDonald's c'mon son
>>158577319New Hampshire truly is God’s country
>>158577307>While standard recalls are blocked by a lack of cap space, the Maple Leafs can still call up players from the minors using specific NHL Collective Bargaining Agreement (CBA) emergency exceptions.
>>158577327shut the fuck up
>>158577319>excluding mexico
>>158577322Bitch, I ate that shit cold. Nice and crunchy :D
>fully flooded JLMI
>>158577307Yeah, because of tagging room rules apparently. They can't have more money committed for next year than this year's cap plus 10%, so they'd have to trade someone with a contract that extends to at least next year. All in one off season's work
>>158577307Still better than tree living
>>158577306Does a Hellebuyck burger contain Swiss cheese?
>>158577322It has been ages since I've even had McDonnalds, much less had leftovers, but that shit was always some of the least microwavable food.>>158577340Gets it
>>158577350lactose free
>>158577351Fr I microwaved McDonald’s chicken nuggets one time worst mistake of my life.
>>158577307Based Toronto Sun subscriber
do you think gary and jack hughes buy their kosher meats from the same deli in upstate new jersey?
>>158577349That'll be 7 million for 3 years + tip (full NMC)
>>158577379Nah Gary buys them from a better place t. Intern
microwaved mac n cheese is pretty grim too
Calgary is the Long Island of Canada
>>158577390how do you figure?
>>158577380Toronto's defensive assets are also shown in your pic
>20-25%I dont think so
Did you guys know that the Jets are a hockey team?Because nobody told the jannies.
>>158577398they have a governor there named stephen
>>158577404I still don’t know what a Minnesota wild is
>>158577399Didn't Chayka fix that by adding Darren Pylish and Nick Blankenhurt
>>158577393Punjabis look weird and its off-putting to everyone. Like talking to a blind person.
>>158577023Weezer?
Goalie apologists are the worst.>don't ask the fireman to put out the fire, tell the police to catch the arsonists
>>158577393ਇਹ
Leafs having another top 5 pick this yearNot all bad
>>158577415Meredith Brooks
>>158577416Even the best fire marshalls can't deal with 20+ high risk fires per night.At some point you have to look at systematic problems
>>158577412Well, they use a picture of a cat, and they are called the wild, so I've always just assumed the entire franchise was a reference to the Wildcats Simpsons joke.
>>158577429Shania board im afraid
>>158577438Dustin wolf needs to shave that moustache it’s a bad look.
>>158577444checked you heard him, Dustin
>>158577421doesheknow.jpg
>>158577444delete or consequences
>>158577444I disagreed, but those digits have convinced me otherwise. It's gotta go.
How do the Leafs get rid of Nylander No one can win with this nigger
neighbor with the screeching retard kid turned my disabled dad in for smoking in the garage. gonna make his life hell now. every screech is getting reported for a noise complaint.
>>158577471Bill , Austin and Gavin are winning the cup together in 2028
>>158577469Stuck the dismount
>>158577485Don't call him Bill, that makes him sound like an adultHe is not that
>>158577488Who you talking about? lil' willy?
>>158577421leafs dont have a 1st round pick for the next 2 years
No milly dilly utterly btfoed after the /hoc/ schism of 2026
>>158577471He doewn't wanna pway defense :(
>>158577496Willy Bystander
>scoreless draws
gary boutta drop some finnish pucks tomorrow evening bros
I have never been to finland or met a Finnish person in real life
>>158577524excited for Finnish lunch pick desu
mcdavid makes gary lots and lots of money
>>158577524hell yeah dude. we are all happy for you.
>>158577532I once saw a guy in a Suomi jersey at a hockey game
>>158577542that was me
>>158577532This but also I've never seen anything made is Finland
Lmao remember this faggot
>>158577553no
>>158577553Frodo?
>>158577532i met one finn in college, the girl i was seeing at the time was in the international students club. one night at one of their parties, kids from all around the world were drinking, talking to each other, and playing games, except for the one finnish kid who was sitting in the corner by himself not interacting with anyone
>>158577553I’ll take country pop over rap any day
>>158577558KEK
>>158577560yeah im thinkin' he's literally me
>>158577565I'll have neither of both
>>158577560Hes based
I was unconscious for a while but I'm OK now. Who was that?
>>158577560Aristocratic mien.
YOU PEOPLE better have had your poppies on today
tampa flames oils knights ducks pengs
>>158577603I took a marner when I first got up. Is that close enough?
>>158577603I said a prayer at 11/11/11 and then went for a forest hike.
>>158577603i ain't down with killini'm down with chillin
>>158577603I wore PJs to pizza pizza today and still felt really propper because I had my poppy on
>>158577603I haven’t worn a poppy in years. To be fair I never leave the house anymore so there’s no point.
they are naming the food after hockey players and executive management in new jersey
>>158577623based fellow cave dweller
February 1st. Bettman Day. Better be wearing your new jerseys.
>not wearing all the poppies all of the time
in canada we wear the poppy in remembrance of british people that died in world war 1 because we are a confused people
>>158577623
>>158577635new New Jersey Jersey jerseys???
>>158577652>in canada we
>>158577649Wearing a poppy honours the sacrifice of the commonwealths armed forces and not zogbot chairforce reservists like trb
>>158577505unfortunately he's been replaced by the devils newfag tranny
>>158577671i know, but xie is too retarded to know the difference
instead of the poppy i wear the star of david to commemorate gary
>>158577671True many great Canadians died in ww1 to fight a war across the globe to make sure germany didn’t challenge Britain’s global domination. What an amazing sacrifice.
>>158577657You will need to get a new New Jersey Jersey jersey to replace the old New Jersey Jersey jersey which was the new New Jersey Jersey jersey, once.
>>158577704heading to the bar bro's see ya in a couple hours
>>158577709>>158577657reddit.com
>>158577694Saving the French Republic was worth it IMO
>>158577694Prussian militarism was gay and had to be put down.
>the village of Moncton
>>158577726Was it? Jesus Zack
>>158577694>global dominance Retard historylit take It was actually about keeping the Germans out of antwerp and to maintain dominance in the English channel
>>158577718No. nhl.com with promocode You will need to get a new New Jersey Jersey jersey to replace the old New Jersey Jersey jersey which was the new New Jersey Jersey jersey, once.
>>158577742pops me everytime
>>158577750I heard you the first time, mister >tyfys
making macaroni and tuna so i have a full belly for tonight's game's
>discussing causes of ww1>ctrl f "rothschild">0 results
>>158577765Meds
we should start a youtube channel where we discuss hockey players outfits
>>158577770+1 goybuck for you :)
>muh archduke
War in all its forms is bad make peace not war
WW1 was the beginning of the end for the West
>>158577777Will /hoc/ EVER run /sp/ ever again ???> Our sources say, "What's/hoc/?"
>>158577790excellent post
>>158577772
>>158577797sean "christopher nolan extra for life" avery
>>158577731We should have attacked the bongs.
new>>158563638>>158563638
Why isn't Henk wearing a fucking poppy???
>>158577805You just wish you were as deep and philosophical and shit as Sean.
>>158577807based, these fuckers created india, israel and canada
real new: >>158577818
>>158577810High drama in /cric/
>>158577790>>158577795t. samequeer
