Precious Synovial Fluids Edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread: >>158572984
Can't believe I've only gotten to say H*kuho once so far.
Also I'm in 136th on kachiclash suck my nuts.
Let's not talk about Kachi Clash right now. It's, uhh... It's a sensitive topic.
>>158582379oh god oh fuck
has Shishi won anything, once, ever
>>158582393our hearts
>>158581885Teru with negative knees was carrying people out of the ring
reminder >>158528787
>>158582393Fake labubus
Today's certainly a day to be Hoshoryu
>>158582393He yusho'd once in Juryo, proving that he's too cool for that division. Still, even with his trajectory he's not a COMPLETE shitter, because Kazuma won Juryo with a 12-3, then fell down from Makuuchi with a 5-10 and still never recovered from that. If Kurds weren't stealing the copper in his brain for meth he'd be a much steadier wrestler.
>>158582531>Uncle please grant me your strength
>>158582531>PLEASE LORD NOT GAY CAMP
this is my last basho
could be worse I guess
>>158582608Holy shit you're only one win above the worst possible score.
>>158582630You are literally me except I have Kotoeiho (fuck you)
>>158582642I can't believe more people didn't pick Gonoyama, it's free real estate. Any time the guy is outside the joi he does well, and M5w is outside enough the joi that he should get a nice soft schedule. So far the logic is holding up well since the only guy doing better is Fujiryoga who's simply an outlier.S/K pick is a bit of a crap shoot between Atami and Yoshi but Atami has been on a tear this year. Anyone picking Fuji or Chura needs their head checking.
People just forgot to remind Shishi losing is actually bad
>>158582379Hoshoryu / Atamifuji / Hakunofuji / Kotoeiho / Tamawashi for mefeels bad man
>>158582668Damn you picked both kyujos.
>>158582668Thinking about it, Atamin should get Ozeki for the sole purpose of being able to field an entire Isegahama team.
If Atamin managed 13-2Y people would unironically start murmuring about him making Yokozuna the same way they do with Dan since that'd be one yusho and two playoffs in the space of a year.
>>158582679him pissing away the last few matches last basho looks really silly in hindsight
Damn he's only recently turned 24 too, the guy's still got a couple years more to develop physically.
>>158582679He won't thoHe has no technical skills and wins mostly off his weight and frame. Always jobbing to skilled rikishiHe's not ready and her should not take things like this as given - he needs to improve his sumo
>>158582720>He has no technical skills and wins mostly off his weight and frame.Reminds me of a certain Yokozuna.
>>158582720>He has no technical skills and wins mostly off his weight and frame. Always jobbing to skilled rikishiTwo basho ago when he went 12-3D he beat Onosato, Hoshoryu, Kirishima, and Kotozakura. Being huge is a skill in of itself, go ask Musashimaru.
>>158582727Onosharto still has decent grappling skills not just explosive tachi-aiAtamichungus has geriatric tachi-ai and slow bulldoze mode
>>158582746190kg dude not as agile as 130kg dude, news at 11
>>158582761Onosato is like 10 kilo lighter than Atami you know
>>158582791I was talking about Ura. As we established, Onosato isn't that good technically either.
>>158582841>as we establishedFeels funny to say that when you're the only person who said that, though I will agree with the hohol that he is decent but not amazing. He's significantly more mobile and graceful than Atamifuji though, sometimes to his detriment.
This whole “you can’t rehab an injury” thing isn’t impressive or even commendable in any way shape or form it’s just incredibly stupid
>>158582531Why won't horse just kyujo, again.Really. Why?
>>158583167he got a KK at sanyaku, his Yusho is valid now
>>158583201>his YushoForgot about that. Peak clown era.
That looked painful
>>158583011because he and/or his oyakata feel that he is in no danger of worsening his injury and want to get some matches in, get better, test the waters etconly so much you can do on the training ringits ludicrous to believe that a bunch of unwashed retards shitposting on a cambodian basket weaving forum know better than him and his trainer and their medical staffHe might end up leaving, the match against Ura looked like his leg was a fucking noodle but only he knows how he feels
horse's kyujo is now official
>>158583778Proof?
>>158583807His dad works at the glue factory
>>158583778>馬の疾走げたくない
>>158583778>Hoshoryu has confirmed he will compete on the sixth day. His stablemaster, Tatsunami, spoke to him on the phone and said, "He said he doesn't want to back out."https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/photonews/photonews_nsInc_202611120001981-0.html
>>158584097Yes, break that knee, Horse.
>>158584097Horse, no! The JSA can't afford all the extra kinboshi pay!
>>158584097Good. Heal on the dohyo
>>158584097Break a leg!
everyone should aim to throw hosreSHITryu at futagoyama or other dewanoumi ichimon shrimpans. keep on dumping horseshit on them utill they end this embarrassment and get rid of him
Let Shishi fight Hosh. At least one will get a win out of this
>>158584097He needs to taste despair and barely get a KK like Onosato did before his yusho in september
>>158584371In Onosato's case, he just needed to shake off the rust and exorcise his mental demons. His shoulder injury didn't seem to be bothering him and he was just falling back into bad habits.
>>158584097>Ruining the JSA by giving out 10 more kinboshi before kyujo'ing for the next few bashosHonestly based
>>158584097I mean, given enough healing on the dohyo seemed to somewhat sort of kinda work-ish for Onosato. Maybe this is the play.
>>158581475always with the signature pose lmao
>>158584371horseryu isn't coming anywhere near KK this basho, yokozunæ have their easiest matchups in the 1st week and face off against sanyaku once they're done with their makushita joi schedule. he id definitely going to put up double digit losses if he goes the full 15 days
wish Wakatakakage was competiting in this one. >Wakatakakage underwent emergency surgery on July 1 ahead of the Nagoya Grand Sumo Tournament after suffering abnormalities in his left thigh and being diagnosed with compartment syndrome, a condition that can lead to nerve paralysisI see recovery progressing normally, walking with steady gate in August
>>158584829He's currently 5-0 in Juryo, Claude.
>>158582083>why does the hanamichi look so ghetto herePretty sure that was the old Aichi Prefectural Gymnasium location.It used to host the July basho in Nagoya but they switched to a new building in 2025.It was tiny, and had barely functioning air conditioning. The really small hanamichis could be kind cozy though.
Horse fucked up and took both pills
>>158584097>>158582306IT CAN...
>>158584722the cuntiest
>>158584844oh, that makes sense then. dang he got dropped from komusubi to juryo for missing 2 bashos? will he make it back up if he wins this one?
>>158586556He fell from Sekiwake to Juryo, lol. Double digits should put him back in Makuuchi, yeah.
>>158586556>dang he got dropped from komusubi to juryo for missing 2 bashos?Welcome to sumo.
>>158586556>dang he got dropped from komusubi to juryo for missing 2 bashos?that's what going 0-30 will do to you
Sure, but when Moriurara does it, his rank barely drops at all.Racism much?
>>158586754Moriurara is above losing or winning.
>>158586721extremely unfortunate for atami at the end there
>>158586770Zen....
>>158586721This is what happens when you skip leg day.
>>158584097Day of the Glue when???
>>158584097How can I blame this on Hakkaku
Sumo historians is this the most mongols ever in the top I swear every match is another literal who mong cunt
>>158587168>literal who mong cuntYeah i don't remember seeing you out there
>>158587164>Hoshoryu just pulled off the same record that earned me my own Yokozuna promotion and I want a Yokozuna for London, lets rope him>STOP NOT WINNING YUSHOS AND GET IN THE DOHYO FAGGOTPick either, they're both legit reasons to blame him.
>>158584097bet the farm on todays kinboshi
>>158587168Not even close, Anon.
>>158587244does the chairman even have any say on who gets the rope?
>>158587332Kyokutenho? More like my cock in ten hoes.
>>158587339JSA has the final say, yes.
>>158587339They are not obligated to follow through on the YDC's recommendation, but so far they have never rejected a recommendation, since it would be silly for the JSA to reject a candidate who they proposed to the YDC in the first place.
>>158587339>>158587411The JSA rejecting a yokozuna would be the same as the JSA straight up saying the YDC shouldn't exist, and they're not going to cross that river first. Responsibility for a bad promotion rests solely on the YDC.
>>158587534Correct on the first point, incorrect on the second. The YDC doesn't provide a recommendation unless asked by the JSA first. They're in it together, for better or worse.
The YDC is a formality of faggots who do as they're told. Hakkaku alone decides if someone ropes.
I'm scared bros
>>158587924Takayasu will finally break Hoshoryus knee for good
>>158587924probably a matchup that horse can win with a dirty mongol arm bar
>>158587937>He believedRIP Takayasu
>>158587967I believe. In Kisenosato's ability to make good calls as a shinpan.
Does anyone have a webm of the Moriurara - Jokoki bout? Just got home and missed it entirely.
>>158588168Moriurara lost. Not much to see.
>>158588190Except for pure raw unfiltered sumo soul, sure.
>be Hosh >get injured>everyone pressures me to return>still hurt, wrestle anyways>knee starts giving out day 2, still get pressured>decide 'fuck this' and hand out kinboshi's left and right til day 15 as a final 'fuck you' to the sumo association DRAIN THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS HORSE GANBATTE
>>158588429my yokozuna
>>158588429wtf i love hoshoryu now
>>158588429Based and Mongpilled. Hoshoryu is Asashoryu's final wish; to destroy the JSA.
>>158588429Kinda been hoping that's his plan since hearing yesterday he wasn't pulling out.Take it all the way to makekoshi. Go out on your own terms. No one can say you were scared. Stupid, sure, but not scared.
>>158588190I still wanna see the bout... Uncle Mori is my nigga....
>>158588681https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFBtWALwDzcGo here, rewind, enjoy.
>>158588698Thanks brother
>>158588718shut the fuck up and POST TONKATSU NEXT TIME FAGGOT
/ourboy/ Middy at the streamer awards
>>158588980Very homosexual glasses.
>>158586721kek atamifuji ate that whole foot
>>158586721> [concern]
>>158589164image that your a sumo and you order chicken legs ringside before you're bout
>you're>rikishi>yourFucking hell.
>>158588980Skinnier than I imagined.
I want to impregnate mochi girl
>>158589613but if you have a son he will be a cute twink
>>158589656
>>158589656and the downside is...?
>>158588980>Leaves in the middle of a basho to go to some random streamer award showThis guy knows his career is over.
>>158591626it's called being an ambassador for the sport and networking
>>158591724>when the chanko farts hit
>>158591724who the fuck watches this garbage
>>158591774bots
>>158588980wtf is he 50 years old?
>>158588980>midnightsumo>isn't streaming sumoyeah his "career" is done
>>158592026can't confirm it 100%, that show fucks up names and people in the shot all the time does look like a guy that would stream sumo but not sure the voice fits in my head, though streamer mic audio is often wildly distorted
>>158588980Time to get a full-time job again fat fuck. Get fucked lmao
>>158589613I want to impregnate her while she yells the mochi "song"
38-3
how do we stop him?
>>158592162Knee injuries.
A+ manlletting
>>158589613I'd rather keep to the spirit of the sport and have a mochi hag instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81mqB_-E72U
>>158588980is that actually him? I don't know any of these streamer fucks and I don't want to get trolledIf it is, he's slightly skinnier than I imagined but not by that much. He's still a guy you can imagine does nothing but uber eats all dayanyway enjoy your dead channel midfaggot
The babies are SAFE
>>158591774sub 90 IQ "people"I miss when actually talented people won awards. Now it is just whatever random retard has the biggest cult following
kazuma is so shit
imagine losing to Chiyoshoma
this nigga kazuma sucks how is he a 64% winrate
Former Ozeki, ladies and gentlemen
>>158592373I know his Ozeki days were a looong time ago but he looks especially checked out this basho, I'll be surprised if he doesn't announce retirement very soon. The lights just gone from him.
>>158589500trolling is a art
Yokozuna Hoshoryu
Kazuma has the ballsack front, but he doesn't know how to use it. He won't be able to bring that shit until he learns from Kotozakura.
YOISHO
onosato's dohyo-iri still has negative hinkaku
>>158592462I'd say neutral Nothing special but at least has some purpose now
>>158592462all because he fucked up that one time baka
>>158592368why does katsu have sauce on top and sauce on the side. it's like having mayo on your sandwich with a mayo dip just in case your fat fuck ass didn't have enough mayo. are the japanese fucking retarded
>fujinokawa ura
>>158592401Pretty sure hes just going to stick around till he drops from Juryo and loses salary status. Thats when guys like him will call it a day.
Laurel & Hardy looking ahh pair at Abema today
>Fudoho and Mudoho are not from the same stablenani
Arashifuji starting off Makuuchi great. Always like seeing people not going full Kazuma.
>Waka, Enho, Asahifuji and Tama Jr. dominating JuryoI like this a lot.
Do i have some chips and salsa or shrimp and cocktail sauce to snack on.
TWO BANNERS
Get your damn shit together, old man.
>>158592574>ywn get sat on by Tamawashiwhy live
>>158592574frankly I think farting in the gyoji's face in frustration after a match is bordering on disrespectful
>>158592574*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Murray again, I hope this doesn't mean that a full Hiro-Raja week is coming
>>158592580There are some things that only seasoned veterans may do.
>>158592593Hiro makin ya seethe?
I'm still holding to my conspiracy, that they promoted Hoshoryu early just to force him to retire to not be such an embarassing yokozuna before he gets citizenship in order to avoid another mongol in NSK
>Moriurara is 39what?
>>158592620just a kid...
>>158592605Asahifuji will replace him soon enoughTotal Mongol Domination
time to cut abi up for parts
>>158592620He joined the sport at 16. He's literally Taiho's last soldier.Also, I love Dewanoryu's face for some reason. He's always looking like a Pot of Greed card that's only slightly smiling instead of fully grinning.
Beautiful hag dressed in gold back left.
murray DUNKING on the youtube whiners
Wow. Asahakuryu had lost that about 3 times.
bout of the day
good sumo
>>158592638>He's literally Taiho's last soldier.You're gonna carry that weight...
>On the fifth day, he lost to Fujiseiun, giving away a kinboshi (upset victory against a Yokozuna) for the third consecutive day. His stablemaster said, "He has absolutely no fighting spirit. His mind and body are out of sync," and considered having him withdraw from the tournament. However, after the match, he spoke to the Yokozuna on the phone, and he said, "I don't want to run away," so his stablemaster allowed him to compete on the sixth day as well.>On the other hand, he said he "spurred him on, saying, 'What are you doing?'" and pointed out harshly that "giving away a gold star so easily is something that would never happen in my experience (in sumo).">On this day, he will face Takayasu (Tagonoura) in the final bout. If he were to lose four consecutive days, he said, "I think I would have to make a decision. I intend to do so," indicating his intention to take a break from the tournament.
>fatslam on my /spee/neat, where are you guys watching
>>158592689>"I don't want to run away,"
>>158592696we're all on kick niggait's happening on kick
>>158592696s0desune on kick
>>158592696VPN + ABEMA
get henka'd bi-ACK
Vengeance for the henka
>>158592696kick
>>158592689I mustn't run away
>>158592689> he spoke to the Yokozuna on the phone, and he said, "I don't want to run away,"Man, he's actually going to die on the dohyo.
>>158592726Is dying on the dohyo good hinkaku?
retard time
Russia won the war...
oh my god that was so close, how utterly disappointing. what a miserable basho it is for the retarded lion
KWAB
Retard bros... This just isnt our month....
Shishi zenpai incoming
Kek
>>158592731Yes. It's the most pure death. The most honorable death. Next to seppuku.
>>158592740shishi juryu zensho confirmed
>fucking up the unfuckupable position
>Shishi being told backstage that he's 0-6 and not 6-0
> JUST WHEN I THINK I’M WINNING> WHEN I’VE BROKEN EVERY DOOR> THE GHOSTS OF MY LIFE> BLOW WILDER THAN BEFORE
Waka Minor.. :)
>>158592706what a classy commentator. miles ahead of those other clowns on kick.
did the mic just pick up a huge fart?
>>158592772Imagine the smell
>>158592770it's a shame they don't have him do every night
Kinda starting to worry, worry, lads..
>>158592770anon...
Allah won
>>158592770Anon...its a restream of NHK broadcast with Murray and the other professional commentators
>Oshoma just giving upDisgraceful.
>>158592795that's why it's so good
Shinguuuu pakkkkkahuuuu miniiiii
What is Hosh going to do if he loses tonight?
>>158592817Be forced to kyujo.
>>158592817His Oyakata will throw in the towel for him
I believe in him
>>158592817start a promising new career as a pot of animal glue
>>158592817his oyakata is gonna pull the fookin plug
>>158592830You have cast a powerful jinxThis will result in Hoshoryu's victory
>>158592830I believe in him
My dawg
goddamn hiradoumi
that's a difficult feat right there
fujinokawa v ura could be a meme match
Friday finally bringing out some under 60 bitches into the crowds
Why do I feel like Kotoshoho always does great against top tier opponents, but jobs to the shitters
>>158592896Daieisho is not top tier anymore
>>158592903/our/ lad
match of the night coming up
>>158592903Imagine what he could do were his eyes actually open.
Obliterate that dwarf, Ura
>>158592910triple henka incoming
>>158592903oh lawd he bouncing
>>158592910Personally Im waiting to see if Hosh can bring his career back from the brinkThe drama of a man fighting for his life
Fast sumo from Fujinokawa
he passed him the manlet crown
my nigga :)
Wasn't expecting a tsuppari battle between Ura and Fujinokawa
>>158592936>fujinokawa beats ura and throws a little pose>ura gets back on the ring with a smirkkino
Two niggas keeping it real on the dohyo.
...
nyooo, zensho dream over
AND THE FIELD IS WIDE OPEN
get FUCKEDthe whores WILL suffer
Whores for everyone!
I wonder if we'll ever see a zensho again
here is how hoshoryu can still win
Atami needs to get better on the taichiai. Its so damn weak.
>>1585929792027, asahifuji
the ghost of an ozeki is enough to gatekeep Atami
noooooo
>>158592986weird way to write Omori
effective use of the belly
>>158592986he's a 1 loss merchant now
Onosato will go on a run and save the basho
Atamin... He can't defend a strong belt grip still
I, for one, is glad Fujinokawa got his revenge against Ura's bitchslap last Natsu Basho
>>158592999Yeah, he'll run backwards out of the ring like he seems to enjoy doing so much.
For me? Honestly it's Kotozakura
Nice first win against Zak
>>158593015...
Gusano!
Good sumo by "Yoshinofuji".
Yoshinofujis first victory over Kotozakura
NICELY DONE
8-7 is calling
Z-ACK
surprise yusho from kusano if he can stay at 2 losses after tomorrow which is very likely
>>158593015Kotozakura is communal ownership now.
>>158593043what the hell is jensen huang doing there
>>158593002the way he loses his balance is so funny lmao
Hakuoho finna bootyblast Onosato today, I feel it
>>158593051Going out on the town with Asanoyama after this to fuck some whores
>>158593059Ochiai has no chance
If Fuji wins against Kiri today he has a really good shot at Yusho, already won vs Ao, only loss is vs Onosato. He is gonna have a pretty easy second half of the Basho
>>158593051Sniping a hag for the future.
>>158593060hes gonna live the dream now>still billions of $ in the account even if wife takes half>doesnt have to lick trump's ballsack anymore>free to do pretty much anything he wants
holy fuck he spun him like a toddler
Aonishiki has been using pulls combined with throws recently
Should be another easy W for Dan tomorrow too
nice throw
the anti-dan brigade has been real quiet lately
Left hand OUTSIDE grip? Dan's living dangerously.
>>158593098Nobody really cares for middle of the pack rikishi.
Ao gets the left hand on the belt, wins every single match. It really just is that easy...
I missed yesterday, anything fun happen?
>>158593098>dantisemites
>>158593112bewildering chapter of the Shishi saga
>>158593112fujinokawa atamifuji was silly
>>158593098damn he really fucked up *checks notes* uh some guy lol
>Knee even more wrapped up then yesterdayHosh please...
bro even struggles to SIT
>>158593111Definitely has that Ukrainian freak strength. His ancestors were plowing entire fields while surviving on potatoes.
I love this ogre so much
>>158582310
can you smell what the Ryoga's cookin?
>>158593137Aonishiki should grow one of those massive drooping moustaches
>>158593114I'll stop being an Aontisemite when this merchant actually starts lending 13-2s and higher.
let's go fat ugly bastard
Crowds getting rowdy
smug bastards, we won
ntr bros...
No, it was supposed to be Fujiryoga basho goddammit
Can't wait for the 'Yasu-Hosh starekino
Oh no... Sad Fuji...
He should have spent more energy at the beginning, I feel like any long fight where the opponent is able to get a good grip is death for Goshima.
He's just too good...
>>158593154Kirishima channelling the power of vanilla thinking of his family
>>158593160hope the nhk is scheduling for it properly
>>158593163His name is Fujiryoga
>>158593148NTR's cancelled boys...
>>158593163yup he will always be a bulldozer
Need Hakunofuji to win here just to keep things interesting. surprised he's actually 3-4 against Onosato, that's decent
onosato always looks like he's dying before the match starts
>>158593180Big dan and poor teru were similar
KILL THE SHARTO
Haku-ACK
REMOVED
fuckin smoked him that's my yokozuna
healing on the dohyo is real
Yokozuna sumo
Picturesque 'Sato WTextbookThis nigga is winning back to back bashos
Blew his ass up.
h-he's strong...
I love onosato so fucking much
classic sato sumo
why can't hoshoryu do that
>>158593192coming up next, yokozUMA sumo
Both were fighting for that inside grip for a while, kinda funny looking
>ten minutes for the staredownnot sure that's enough time
it's just insane how strong onosato is to make them go flying with a little push
HoshoryuWin and liveLose and die
the atmosphere now...
This is probably horseSHITryu's last match ever
So, real question.. is horse really looking at retirement soon with his shitty run and injuries?
>>158593204Because Onosato is a bulldozer and Hoshoryu is a technical wrestler.
cursed match. must add more salt
give another star horse, make the jsa pay...
destroy his other knee
If Takayasu loses to a busted Hosh...
>does shiko stomp>knee explodes
papa, it's time to put the lame horse out of its misery
>>158593214The JSA told him it was okay for him to skip this month. If he pulls out it will be embarrassing but he will be there for January.
Come on Billy End his suffering
>>158593214he wasn't winning anything before he was "injured" either
>no starekinolame
you believed too hard...
hoshoryu THE GOAT
live to neigh another day
HOWEVER
He survives..for now.
Takayasu wtf man. He'll never basho
Fucking retarded hairy ape.
>>158592830You stupid motherfucker
ok okkusano is going to rape him tomorrow though
Fuck throwing, fuck pulling, fuck going in other directions. Walk forward, and win. That's Yokozuna Sumo.
Wow he beat a 50 year old man
extremely weak tachiai
>>158592830BOO THIS MAN
horse doesn't feel the need to touch down with both hands at the tachiai so he gets a head start on everyone else.
Idc I like the Kappa blokes
>>158593255>fuck going in other directionsOnosato does that and it sometimes works out for him...
ENTER
Dude, him winning like this just makes it even worse, it prolongs the humiliation. He's obviously not going to be able to do well against the rest of the sanyaku
Well.. another good night. I'll see you fat fucks tomorrow. Enjoy your days
>>158593266They suck but are so much better than midnight that they're enjoyable. I'll take them over that stupid faggot 100 times out of 100.
>>158593268>>158593273Rolling for winner, if 0 then a 2 loss rikishi wins.
>>158593269If he's facing the sanyaku, he has the excuse that they're all theoretically good enough to beat a zuna. If he's dispensing kinboshi left and right, that looks really bad.
>>158593266For something called KappaSumo they are surprisingly clueless on anything Japanese and most of them don't seem to even know that much about sumo besides what the numbers say
>>158593269> Next day, our most trusted asset, Fujinokawa, will go under him and slap the kneecap out of his leg. We will secure our funds one way or another.
>>158593266Not particularly insightful or entertaining commentators, but they're a pleasant crew
Okay im VPN ready but today i literally couldnt find the NHK official stream with the english comentaryEnded up watching just AbemaCan anybody spoon feed me?
>Zak is 4-1>Chance to tie for the lead>Going against a guy he's 6-0 against>We are so back Zak bros...>Fucking loses embarrassingly
Did anyone clip that stern faced bitch on the east side licking her lips after Asanoyama won?
>>158594080She looks so smug
Henkabros? This is pretty problematic...
>>158588429>everyone pressures me to returnEveryone said they would be okay with him sitting out. The only one pressuring Hosh to return was Hoshoryu.
>>158593111He had the left hand on Asanoyama's belt and couldn't do shit with it.
>>158594135>wanting to see her underwear instead of her naked bodyProblematic indeed.
>>158594220All women look better in underwear rather than naked
>>158594231Women, however, look best ONLY wearing my shirt/hoodie and nothing else.
she might be the most annoying regular. everything about her presence, looks and reaction feels performative as fuck.
>>158594255she's trying too hard to get on the hag leaderboard
>>158594154This is Asanoyama we're talking about. Guy is unmovable if his heart is into it and could probably crash full plastic bottles with just one hand.
>>158593002Absolute hinkaku
I feel like Atamifuji's tachiai is so slow a more nimble wrestler can literally run around to his back if he commits to it.
Post evil spirits
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>>158594112>tfwnajpgf
>>158594711All the cabinets in my house just flew open at once
>>158593851Classic Zak!
>don't get demoted from the bottom of Juryo at 6-9 because Makushita sucked>start next basho 6-0Tamashoho is a funny guy
>>158594922https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfcy15ZUE2c
>>158594676He tachiais like he's expecting a henka, problem is he's also doing it against bigger wrestlers like Assman.
Maybe Atami's tachiai is glacial because he doesn't want to Takakeisho his neck.
>>158594220I want to see her brown jap puss flaps. I also want to see her brown starfish wink. Then, she needs to spread it all.
>>158595007I miss the bowling ball... I miss tochi the most though desu. I took his lift outs for granted
>>158595078On the bright side we have a couple of young Sekiwake who still have room to physically develop before hitting their peak at around 27 as guys tend to do. If Fujinokawa survives that long it's going to be really interesting to see what he's like at that point.
>>158595118I will say the future is the absolute brightest it's been since hak retired.
Kusano gets the honour of taking Hosh to the glue factory tomorrow, just like how Tobizaru got the honour of disposing of Teru. He'll drop out of the basho after the loss, and tomorrow will hold a press conference announcing his retirement as he is unable to live up to the expectations of the Yokozuna title.
>>158594135who the fuck is mochi girl
Miyabiyama bros things are looking good but we have to face egg man tonight. After kayo the only other obstacle is asahifuji but I think miyabiyama can beat him again.
>>158595348It will be really funny if some other futa rikishi will take miyabiyama's name
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>>158584364hosh could beat shishi with 2 broken legs lmfao
>>158595370Like who? Mita is too far behind and Nabatame is basically the poster child for their Youtube channel which is where a lot of the stable's popularity comes from. If Roga doesn't take the name then it's a slam dunk for Nabatame.Or Futagoyama could give Nabatame and Mita completely different shikonas. Just slap any old generic kanji on the front of -miyabi and it works.>Hanamiyabi>Takamiyabi>FujimiyabiSee?
>>158595302our oshi
>>158595637Fujiryoga has a great future ahead of him.
>>158595637Fujiryoga has insane glutes
>>158595637Legs pulled right out of Baki
>>158595692Fujiryogre is Pickle's cousin
Fujishima-oyakata must be the proudest stablemaster in sumo right now, his deshi are tearing up the joi all thing considered.
>>158595637I thought kazuma was going to be the ultimate ugly bastard but goshima has stolen that title.
>>158595669he has a great ass but is so ugly from the neck up, classic butterface
I've been glazing Goshima's dick since his MsTD debut when I first saw how huge he was, you faggots are just bandwagoners who only care because he's beating the Sanyaku this basho.
Dan is perfectly positioned in the yusho race, slightly better than how he set himself up at Aki. He will cruise to another yusho and get promoted to yokozuna.
Yeah those early losses are going to get him an easier schedule.
Who had the easiest sumo career ? I'm talking staying at university for as long as possible, tsukedashi to skip stable slaving, easy kinboshi and maybe a yusho from bottom maegashira, then speedrun to Ozeki, tryhard every other basho, recover from your injuries, then rally for 2 consecutive ones, make Yokozuna and take "injury" breaks as long the council are happy with your performance, until your master retires.
>>158595908Onosato and it's not really close. He went from debut to sekitori in two basho, then two more to Makuuchi, then within five more basho was an Ozeki. His career is easy because he was born FUCKING HUGE.
>Worst performance of Hoshoryu's yokozuna career, retirement questions.>Perfect Aonishiki basho so far, yokozuna promotion inbound>1 win difference
>>158595806still more handsome than Akiseyama who was just butter, much like your picture
>>158595995Bread man won in the end he has a wife who is ok looking and a kid.
>>158595908Wajima deserves a mention.
>>158588980He looks like a smug cunt. Radiates power-tripping hall monitor energy.Glad he has to find a real job. I hope he gets bullied relentlessly.
>>158595951They won't promote Dan this basho even if he takes the cup (not likely)His tachi-ai is still shaky and he still loses to maegashitters left and rightI personally believe he has to adjust his sumo. Learn from the best like Chiyonofuji, his body will not sustain a long career (Hosh is a living proof)
>>158595951>perfect aoshit basho so far>4-2retard
>>158596091Imagine the thighs the tategyoji built up squatting for that long.
>>158596091Wajima had literal gorilla arms
>>158596208>Doesn't understand sarcastic quotes>Calls others retards
>>158596091performative
>>158595951>perfectLmaoIs this how you cope with utterly mediocre results?
>>158596091does the arena have a dedicated spot zunas can stare at without crossing eyesight with someone from the audience? I imagine some 70 yo grandpa could have a heart attack from locking sight with them.
>>158596494>He doesn't want yokozuna to stare the evil spirits from his bodyISHYGSHISHSY
>>158596554Maybe that 70 year old grandpa had a heart attack because he was an evil spirit, you ever consider that? Fucking idiot.
>>158596193He is the ideal Ozeki right now. Would be weak af Yokozuna. But he's young so yeah just stop doing shit to destroy your body and you can get better.
>>158596710That would be doing grandpa a service. If he survives the cleansing sheer heart attack he will live until 120 or until the next mongolian yokozuna that will retire early because he got himself in some sort of scandal due to his attitude.
>>158595816nobody gives a fuck lil pup
>>158593265It's a good thing there is no rule stating you have to touch with both hands.
Kusano is going to end horses career the day of the knee is approaching.
Honestly a full-blown ACL snap or meniscus explosion from Hosh tomorrow would be spectacular.
>>158598031>Horses knee straight up explodes violently>his lower leg shoots off like a bullet>right into Atamifuji's face>"Not again!"
You gotta give him some respect for not quitting though.
>>158593851I really think Zak is like 20kg over his best weight, maybe even more
Hoshoryu is tougher than all you pansy ass niggas shitting on him. You'd all kyujo like a bitch.
>>158598759He clearly put on muscle. The amount of improvement has to be from a good steroid plan.
>>158598753>you gotta give him some respect for being the absolute all time worst yokozuna in centuries of sumo history
>>158598969Yes. I respect Hosh for sticking out a situation he honestly probably should not be in. He shouldnt have been made yokozuna, but he was. Maybe he shouldnt have accepted it but they shouldnt have offered it. What he can do he is doing. I respect the mental fortitude required to keep grinding when everyone is shitting on you, expectations are sky high, and shit keeps going wrong. Most men would say fuck it and quit.
>>158598791cant beat the maegashitters tho
>>158599024Real mental fortitude would be sitting out until you are 100%.
Sunamusashi 4-0
Eisei bros...fat ugly bastards are our kryptonite...
Back to Jonokuchi for you, white demon.
>>158599486I was actually surprised a guy who looks like he can barely walk juked that rush so easy
>>158596091Why does the sword bearer get a sword, the bow twirler a bow, but the dew sweeper doesn't get a little broom.
>>158599598He gets a kesho-mawashi and his feet.
>>158599598Because the tsuyuharai didnt use a broom in the original role, which was as the vanguard of a samurai daimyo procession. They went ahead of the main party and cleared the road, told the peasants to kowtow, things like that. They went through grass first, thus "sweeping" the dew clean. The dew sweeper in sumo grew out of that. Thats why they walk in front of the yokozuna and the tachimochi walks behind.
>>158599645Interesting...
>>158599645If a spectator were to leap out in front of their procession on the way to the dohyo would they within the laws and traditions of sumo be allowed to remove them from the path by any means necessary?
>>158599810Surely the sword bearer should be allowed to decapitate them on the spot
>>158599810Depends. If it's a man, it would be treated as a minor nuisance and the security will deal with it. If it's a woman, they will kill her.
>>158599810Illegally stopping a lord's procession was a crime worthy of death.https://youtube.com/watch?v=NcmpDcaWa3c
>>158593266they're clueless dorks but way better than the other retards
MYSTERY NIGGAS
50 years young
>>158599964just a lad
>>15859996450 is the new 40 which is the new 30 which is the new 20 which is why zoomers all think theyre 10 years old
Somebody stop this madness…
>>158588980He not only acts like Keith Olbermann but he looks like him too
I wonder how life is for the 40 something year old guys who maybe at best got to low level makushita or something like thatlike you're broke, still gotta do chores and stuff, I wonder if they at least have it easier than most of the guys being older
>>158600327thinking about how to retire and pick up a job suitable for a slow stupid fat guy who can cook and clean.
>>158600327Be the best chanko guy and live rent free making dank food everyday?
>>158600372>no more free chanko and board in exchange for sumo:(
dat flying henka lol
>>158600327not to mention they have done irreversible damage to their bodies
Tenshoma just absolutely heemed naya...
>>158599645weeaboo
why cant karla ever start a stream on time? is this bitch retarded?
>>158601098>streamer>retardedyes
damn, yamato just hit 0-4somehow i thought he wouldn't get blow out at makushita this time
>>158601167the stick meme is fun but it's time to put chocolate sauce in the chanko
>>158601129Forgot the most important..>Woman
>>158601203It's time for the ura diet.
>the one old man in the crowd with a new york yankees bucket hatJapans a weird place
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>>158601293retard
lol he gave him a little ass slap at the end
Good morning sumo friends.
