we suck>>158580090
we kick ass
Is this the thread?
>>158584195This is where the magic happens
shit thread for trannies and cock eaters
The /hoc/ PWHL player should have ensnared Jensen Huang
the most dangerous lead in Helsinki
>>158584201bubbling, boiling, positively SEETHING that >his shit team isn't relevantSad!
>Islanders game is 6 a.m. for meSorry frens, no way I'm watching.
honestly, what was the Seattle coach thinking with that challenge?
>>158584217no one watches them anyway
>>158584217Islanders haha more like WHYlanders
>>158584227It's Lane Lambert he doesn't do a lot of thinking
>NHL in Finland>no Binlan postersCurious
>>158584247all on teletext right now
>>158584238>Hakstol, Bylsma, LambertHey, anyone remember the word "metrosexual"
I was expecting worse at this point
>>158584230you guys killed off the weeb, but their legacy lives ongo islels!
>>158584283dumb soup poster
Shane Wright hates Finnish people and demanded a trade so he would not have to play in Finland
it was full in the first periodwhere did everybody go?
>>158584283
i hope my sharks come to sweden
>>158584313That's Kraken hockey.
>>158584313Can't have alcohol in the arena. Gotta finish your beer before sitting down.
>>158584299How can he hate Finnish people if he looks Finnish?
>>158584322is that the drinkers section?
>>158584299He just hates playing for my shit organization
>>158584318jloi
>>158584326Probably
THIS TEAM IS RUINING MY LIFE
lol if anyone deserved a minor there it was svech
>>158584313They are fucking prime finnish pussy in the bathrooms
>>158584319We got the fucking preds and pens noone cares about
some good eurobeat happening
I don't wanna get to comy watching this game!
>>158584367sup fedboi
I’m at about a 7 rn
SCAAAAR VALIMAKIII
>>158584373Beers?
The crowd is more canes
>>158584381Nah I’m drinking sparkling pomegranate cordial with a vanilla vape
>>158584383has to be a decent percentage of finns who actually are big hockey fans, mostly watch their league, and are not entirely sure the seattle kraken exist
>>158584383Makes sense. What idiot would pay for an international flight just to watch their team lose?
>>158584390Well la-di-dah, your excellence.
The Kraken is a paper sea monster
>>158584405Soggy
the Kraken will never be good until they get better jerseyscurrently, they are cursed
>>158584405They beat other shit teams, and get blown out by good teams
oh shit there's a prime real /neet/ hours game, i forgot
>>158584428so they're a mediocre wild card / playoff bubble team?
Yeahhhh buddy.I warned you guys I'd forget until the 3rd, but I remembered during 1st intermission.
>>158584440Not even that. They'll struggle to get a wildcard spot, fail at that, then draft 7th again.
>>158584438>neets>awake before 3 pm
>>158584247They’re all at the bar or in at the game
>>158584440Just about
gary really had to have numeric bands for finland huh
>>158584449i went to bed at 4 am but i'm quitting drinking so i don't sleep a lot because i sweat a lot
>>158584440I would guess they miss the playoffs this year, but they might make it, so yes.Carolina on the other hand are the defending cup champions, so this is a lopsided matchup regardless. I'm sure this game was planned out well in advance, but of all the games to play in Finland, I'm not sure why it was this one.
>>158584465I wouldn't think that you're a typical case
>>158584470He's a Canadian who is quitting drinking. There is nothing typical about that.
>can't spell wins without finns>can't spell helsinki without sin
>>158584422Kraken, the monster, is a meme. Might as well call them The Seattle Midnight Bacon Narwhals. Get a non-meme name, and then stop being a non-meme teams.
>>158584480Do they have narwhals in the Pacific Northwest?
Don’t worry I’ll look it up myself
>>158584495go on i'm curious
The answer is no. Seattle Midnight is a good name and they can keep that blue
>>158584489How the fuck would I know
ireland OUT
>>158584489no narhwhales live in the artic with beluga whales
i don't consider canada any part of the pacific division just the way i see it simple as.
>>158584505Narwhal are around Newfoundland, Labrador and north, around Greenland and east around the arctic. They are not found in the Bering Strait or anywhere south of there. Good team mascot though but it’s incongruous using location specific creatures for teams outside of their distribution zones, with exceptions
>>158584480Jersey made a far less famous cryptid work. Seems like a skill issue.
Enough with the singular names. Mammoth meme. Wild lol. Lightning yuck. Seattle Pigeons
they should've been the Seattle Dragons
>>158584535Krakens are Viking and Lovecraftian, neither of which have any real connection with Seattle
>>158584541The Seattle Pacific Nor'Westers
>>158584545Nice timing. I was actually in the process of typing up a message asking why the fuck Seattle was the Krakken, considering it is an Atlantic legend.
>>158584535Yah. The Devil. What an obscure reference.
>>158584555Jen & checked
>>158584550Some marketing faggot suggested it and the focus group liked it better than all the other shit names that were suggested
>>158584555I know you're being dense on purpose
>>158584550seattle sockeyes was trademarked by a hockey romance novel series #girlboss
the Seattle Salty Sea Dogs
>>158584566immigrants are so fucking d*mb
>>158584573100%It's why we're making it illegal.
Should have been the Seattle Squatch
>>158584566The Seattle I Know You Are Being Dense On Porpoises
>>158584571Based booktoker girlies ruining nhl expansions with their hockey romances and yeti cups
>>158584580The Seattle Samsquanch
>>158584566Thats the Devil? The Fallen angel?
>>158584589Gary could just buy it off her
>>158584593Welcome to Mormon country. Sign up now, and you can have up to six wives.
>>158584593It’s a devil not the devil
>>158584589How did they convince adults to go everywhere with an oversized sippy cup? Funny, I must say
The Seattle Shit
>>158584604It 'an devil'. The 'd' is silent
>>158584596Oy vey you think gary's made of gold or what?
>>158584608I don't like this deal. Not one bit.
>>158584608No.Just no.
>>158584608frigg off mo8
>>158584608Only if we waive the indians immediately.
At least Finns produce hockey talent and Teemu is one of my favourite wingers.What do Indians bring to the table?
>>158584608>>158584641>Marner for Roy
what's a red wing?
>>158584649Have you ever seen one of those demonstrations where they start up a bunch of metronomes on a suspended platform all at different times/speeds, and slowly they begin to all perfectly synchronize? I wonder if Indian headbobs could do the same.
>>158584649Carey Price is a vezina winning goaltender and is in the hall of fame and there is Ethan Bear
>>158584608deal
Krakens need some goals this period
>>158584665And zach whitecloud
>>158584674I'm afraid that if they don't score at least 3 goals, they won't be able to win the game.
>>158584675Jordan TooToo means victory
Couldn't get a screen shot in time, but there was one singular Finn rocking the fuck out in the stands during the music while everyone else around was sitting dead still.
>>158584674I'll just be happy if it's not a shutout
you can't get three goals in one shift
>>158584689I do this in beer league all the time. They call me Saturday Night Bure. Of course, my shifts are about 10 minutes long and I never go in my own zone. Like Bure.
If a kiwi cricketer ever talked to me, I would call the police, and I hope you do as well.
>>158584681There's a polynesian nfl guy named to'oto'o i thought i was having a stroke
>>158584709If I kiwi ever spoke to me, I would call poison control, because I have clearly taken too many drugs.
>>158584723holy redditola im finna pukola
what the fuck is this Hall-Jankowski-Jarvis linethat's just a random collection of men
back in the day on KSTW channel 11 after school there was a Ranger Charlie and then he became a she
>>158584729>he doesn't take drugsMight explain why you need to puke all the time.
Kraken should do a world tour where they lose every game
when's the last time you threw up?
>>158584742They might win some games when they hit Africa and the Middle East
>>158584744After drinking at thanksgiving a couple years ago
total fiaskocolapse
>>158584608No way! /hoc/ runs on Finnish innovation
>>158584744Its been a very long time. It sucked.
this thread fucking sucks
canes and most pacific teams shouldn't be in the same leaguemickey mouse hockey
>>158584744threw up all over my bed not long ago
Looks like /cric/ is suffering an existential breakdown because some player released a 'tell all' book and none of the australians can read
>ignore a trip>play continues>goalMANY SUCH CASES
Hell yeah, not a shutout
This past Saturday, I went to a downtown Toronto bar.The guy I ended up being seated next to said that he has connections in the Toronto Maple Leafs organization, and he is hearing that the Maple Leafs are trying to acquire Kucherov in a trade that centres around Tavares going the other way.
>>158584787Nice trip?*trips you*See you next fall*shoves you over as you are standing up*
>>158584781The Australians are throwing a tantrum because theyre being told theyre not allowed to cheat and cover it up
>>158584806how drunk was he?
>>158584821based bully
I just took one of those Marners where you get light headed after the fact.Feels good
what's finnish for surging?
The Oz are throwing a tantrum because the kiwis are fugging all the sheep and refuse to share.
>>158584846Pretty sure Surge is just Surge everywhere you go.
>>158584851THis!!
>>158584781The tkachuk brothers would be really popular there
>>158584851>>158584856this guy fucking sucks
I'M SURGING
Glad that’s over
gg randy, hope your finns are having fun
>>158584856in Quebec it's Serge
>>158584826This is the funniest post I have read in a while.
>>158584846gimi
I’m not against this kind of three stars postgame presentation
gg krakheads, our based & redpilled fellow frogposters
Wild - /hoc/s official team?
>>158584608This sounds like a Dubas deal.
>>158584929Kill us. Put us out of our misery.
>>158584938If it wasn't for one really angry schizo, /hoc/ would forget the wild exists.
Xheattle dickgirls
>>158584608/cric/ can have swedesand kiwis ass is /hoc/ grassdeal?
>>158584953
>>158584960Swedes for kiwis? Not a bad deal, really
>>158584999Trips confirm the trade. We wish you the best in your future endeavors actual Swedebro, and proxy Swede. We welcome our new Kiwis.
just woke up
>>158584962This could've been the Utah Outlaws but they fucked it up.
>>158585042You didn't miss much
Pls no more brother wars with our /cric/ bros
>>158585028you don't have authority here newredditfag
>>158585047>Utah OutlawsFucking kino name>Death Valley Hockey Clubyah, I just thought of that
>>158585089That's where you're wrong, kiddo
>>158585094The Seattle Conquistadors
>>158585047>>158585094
heard nylander is locking in on floating
>>158585047mammoth is a stupid name but i love their uniforms
>>158585214they're both mighty gay
Has /hoc. ever met an nhl superstar? I;ve met Gretzky and Ovetchkin
>>158585047>>158585214I would have rooted them regardless of the name, and I admit that they probably should have done some sort of Western theme with the name, but at least Mammoth gives me an excuse to PROOOH :D post>>158585231A friend of mine won a craps contest for a bunch of people to hang out with Mike Gartner in a skybox during a game, and he brought me along.
knights play tomorrow :)
>>158584929I don’t realize that this is the frogbowl
>>158585346Not really a bowl, more like a plate
It’s up
>>158585275Cool. Sounds like a good time
David Pagnotta says the Dylan Larkin market is getting clearer on what teams will NOT give up. Speaking on Morning Cuppa Hockey, Pagnotta reports Carolina refuses to move its top young core, Washington has taken the Protas brothers off the table, and Utah has no interest in dealing Tij Iginla or Caleb Desnoyers. Minnesota is still believed to hold the strongest offer, Danila Yurov and three first-round picks, and Larkin has not expanded his 10-team list.
>>158585379Still cant break the top ten >:(
>>158585282based >>158585380>hanging out with sunbelt retards>good time
she seattle on my kraken until I stormsurge all over
/cric/ is more interesting
>>158585231I met Stanley Cup legend Jay Wells
>>158585380He could tell we barely knew who he was, but he was happy to give out a bunch of crap, signed a bunch of shit, and then we all just took advantage of the private bar. Shot the shit while watching the game.
It’s raining cats and dogs out there
>>158585379Isn't Dallas very high, so far don't seem to have played well.
>>158585436Weak division.
>>158585429He probably enjoyed being anonymous and just drinking with the lads.
>>158584465might do this soon sick of being sick and tired
>>158585468he was probably annoyed being around sunbelt retards who didnt know who he was
any more good games ???
>>158585511'fraid not
>>158585484don't knock aa/na outit's weird but it's therena does al/ck/ies tooalso medication like ativan and naltextrone can help A LOT if you can see a doctorkeep trying it's toughas a bostonian (ben affleck) (i hate boston with all my guts) said, what ever you do its tough
>>158585511mild laffs
>>158585511Habs vs Bruins tonight
>>158585551It'll be fun to >laffs post for, but that's going to be too lopsided to call good.>>158585567Probably gonna splitscreen this game, and craps/debbies
my manlet libtard brother is in town to visit
>>158585567This is the correct answer
>>158585584Make him watch hockey.Sign him up for a 4chan gold account, and get him to post.
>>158585589shut the fuck up nerd ill heem you into the grave
>>158585584dreading seeing my libtard family this Thanksgiving
In town to visit my family and my gay manlet brother who still lives with my parents is gonna be there, bro still watches wrestling and doesn't shower
im a bit of a libtard desu don't like trannies tho
>>158585598Quite the napoleon complex manlett personality you've got there. Enjoying your stay at your brother's?
>>158585616are you retarded buddy
>>158585620Sure. I'm retarded's buddy. I can be your buddy too!
>>158585584He's just like me
>>158585635trb
>>158585636manlet libtards OUT
>>158585638We don't sign our posts here.
>>158585584Throw him in a headlock
>this is what they took from you
>>158585736not canon he should be in a wheelchair
>>158585651he would shoot cry kwab
Welcome home wagechads
My leafs can still play spoiler
>>158585762kek
Outlook is still down. what do I do
>>158585567I only watch my habs and only when they play an original 6 team
>>158585826read your Bible
>>158585826Stop giving money to Microsoft and use webmail like a normal person
>>158585826You must look within.
>>158585826pushups
>>158585826Say 12 Hail Gary's and repent
>>158585762>shoot cry kwabthis is the most incredible three word sequence I have ever read
>>158585837>reading fairytales nty
one more work chayka before i hit the road
>>158585826>opens outlook>sends you an email calling you a nerd>closes outlook
>>158585932Incredibly retarded I hope
>>158585939it's okay anon, Jesus still loves you
>>158585946we don't describe ourselves here
>>158585872>>158585908I'm bored. You inspired me for some reason.
>>158585885Very ruskie answer
>>158585946>shoot cry kwab
>>158585940how do I rotate cubes omnidirectionalally?
>>158585932thanks anon :)
>>158585932Worst part is that he doesn't realize how anti-dimes his gimmick is.
>>158586004KWAB
>>158585982muscles won't betray youunlike women
>>158586022salut
>>158586022sometimes i get a cramp in my calf muscles
>>158585584you're a loser posting on a chinese anime themed frog breeding picture board honeypot, who are you to look down on anybody?
it's lower body workout day for me today
>>158586022Clearly you've never seen a non-contact achilles tear
>>158586053Stop runnning your cattle so hard
*does the thugshaker in the showers after practice*
>>158586116they need to keep busy
>>158586022based comrademaxxed ruskie fren
>>158586124Sure, but you gotta hold your horses.
I know you guys hate betting but i have a bonus i need to rollover if you got any tips on who wins tonight
>>158586195ducks is a team of totalsbetting is haram (repent)
job seekers, i don't the hr email is gonna come today...
>>158586195Smart money is on Calgary winning the cup.
I instaregret asking
>>158586222just politely walk in and shake the managers hand and ask for a job application
>>158586244>askPussy. Walk in there and tell him you'll be starting on Monday.
You should be.
>>158586222If you want to send a followup, wait for tuesday.
>>158586222*blocks your path*
Behind the scenes photo of Gary selecting how many power plays to dish out to each team tonight.
>>158586222Microsoft Outlook isn’t working for us wagies. Expect delays
Made it just in time! Is the puck dropping soon, bros?
>>158586374That fuckin' 12.
>>158586498Yup
>>158586498We dropped the puck at your place hours ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96gHFQAk6RAthat is like most violent clean hit ive seen in long timeand the cuck senators didnt even fight after that kek
>>158586575literally nobody likes nick cousins
>>158586575Aside from is being a clean hit. It was a tied game real close to the horn. Nobody wanted to get the penalty that would cost them the game.At least I hope that is their excuse. The crowd came to life.
>>158586575They should fight. Its a clean hit. Fighting someone when they succeed within the rules of the gam is the behaviour of a negro.
>>158586498They’re thawing right now, Heikki
anime more like really gay finns more like retarded
state of hockey
>>158586597Anime?More like flamesaregay
>>158586586fighting it's typically for both players penalty tho>>158586588it's questionable, often times it does not matter if it clean or not. maybe they are cucks or their teammates hate that guy cousinsi think most teams would have fought instantly
>>158586610>fighting it's typically for both players penalty thoWhen there is a clean 1 on 1 fight, sure. Any fights from this would have likely had an instigator penalty tagged on. and/or maybe a roughing call.
Our Sennies play tonight!
Getting excited to crap myself!
mmmmm i thought yesterdays games were Baddass but I think tonights are a lot more baddass
>>158586605
>>158586679We went to paintball/airsoft like 15 years ago and this fat guy with glasses ask another dude if his gun looks "badass"
>>158586727the fact that you can remember that from years ago proves his gun did indeed look badass
>>158586727was it
>>158586709dirty harry movies inspired Sledge hammer series
>>158586610They should have fought for their teammate, renge
cam onnn reffies call sum fackin penulty
i took friday off instead of wednesday so waging is done for the week LOSERS (i pay myself corporate dividends)
>>158586588just say "i've never played hockey" it's shorter than what you posted
>>158586854>i took friday off instead of wednesdayA good call.
Larkin status???
>>158586873Still out earned weekly by most of /hoc/
>>158586866Put a hard hit back on him instead of throwing hand bags????
I watched a game in swiss league and they had the top scorer in each team with a yellow shirt on
>>158586782It was
There should be more suplexes in hockey
California Pizza Kitchen frozen pizza review (Sicilian Recipe): 7.5/10, kinda looks like a giant cracker with toppings but isn't that bad at all
>>158587123Frozen pizza sucks now
>>158587130I am still mad that delisio no more in canada
>>158587130jlmi
>>158587123I haven't had it in years, but in college the CPK thin crust BBQ chicken and red baron brick oven pepperoni pizzas were a staple in my diet.
none of my teams play tonight
>>158587200I'm actually a little disappointed my craps play tonight, because I want to be able to give my full attention to >laff posting in tonights slaughter.
>>158587200>team(s)
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>158587209laffs might winthey should be angry at themselves rn
>>158587262Actually, despite how much I expect the Wild to win this one without any trouble, all too often some team that has no right beating a top team wins one, which I wouldn't expect at all from this game, but I would laff my ass off.
>>158587200Islanders play
>>158586610>fighting it's typically for both players penalty thoNot the Oilers lmao
>>158587211yes I have 4 teams
our habs :)
all of my teams play today
>>158587371you better also have 4 jerseys
>>158587371based trb
>>158587371What do you do when your teams are facing each other?
>>158587371And I have 4 letters!
>this singer
What's the point to root for my avies, my debbies, my habs or my sennies. The Carolina BrindAmours will win the cup once again.
>>158587430The esteemed Presidents Trophy is still up for grabs and arguably more impressive than the Cup.
>>158587430let the randies beat florida first
>>158587393just like my kids I love them equally
He is no Rene Rancourt.
Why the fuck is McKenna on the 3rd line with dogshit players, and Tavares and Nylander still on the same line?I hate this retarded coach, and I am starting to hate Sundin for doing fuck all about thisAt least I have my Habs and Oilies, fuck this shit desutbqhwy
>tune into craps game>they are already on the pkSome things never change.
>>158587449>Why the fuck is McKenna on the 3rd line with dogshit playersBecause he's a hot sack of crap himself?
>>158587457>leads rookies in pointsYou're a braindead troglodyte. Never reply to me again.
aww craps
DACH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>158587449Yeah I think a hardened coach like Hiller knows a little bit more about the team than you.You can't just gift these kids ice time. They got to earn it like all the Vets on the team did.
Dacher!
This is weird. I feel weird.
>behead charlie mcavoy
>>158587478>a hardened coach like Hillerhttps://youtu.be/r0XX5zDtbGU
>>158587449There's no good solution, playing him with nylander is a disaster defensively, and matthews' line is the only good one on a team that's trying to win games. Last year people cried matthews had too many defensive responsibilities guess where he's going to be spending his time if he has to babysit mr giveaway
>>158587485Kind of makes me want a root beer float.
kek, "Canadien" team misspell their own country
>>158587468he has the play reading skills of a fucking gnat
>>158587485They’re both sooo bad. It’s original six, we don’t need gimmicks
Alright stop! collaborate and listen
>>158587478Just like Nylander earned it by being a puck hogging diva Good bait, got me to reply
based canadiens settlers
refs love my habbies
wtf is Babcock doing??
what the fuck are those diarrhea colored jerseys?
the Bombston Bumble Bees
>>158587512Can't stop the Babcock
>>158587512He cocks babs.
>>158587512The man is all about the awkward photo album stchick > His next big career move will be prison
>>158587516Sire those are the Minnesota Wild
>positive jersey coloursblue, red, yellow, black>neutral jersey colourwhite>negative jersey coloursteal, orange, baby blue, neon, green>scatophile jersey coloursorange, brown, what ever golden turds colour is
real snoozer of a barn you can hear Huston whisper "fuck"
>>158587512he cute
chicago surely must grab a home win here and start the turnaround... right?
ANDERSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>most dangerous lead
Anderson snuck in. Boston was puck watching
>>158587485Gary is making a mockery of this league
>>158587501gnat here, don't insult us
> The FLOHockey site is down for some reason> The games appear to be playing on the FLO Yootuba channel until they can fix their shithttps://www.youtube.com/@FloHockey/featured
Gary, love you senpai, but it looks like I'm watching some ncaa game in North Dakota not an marque NHL game
>>158587485I don't see this logo on the ice on my stream. What kind of wizardry is that?
my broons can’t compete :(
can't wait to see garry at the arena on saturday, bros
FOWLGOD
>>158587578Live action mandella effect.
>>158587578The games have been AI for 3 years
>>158587578I bet you don't even have smellovision in Canada yet either.
nylander has such loser energy
>>158587601that's just your shitty drawers bud
What the fuck were the Kraken thinking hiring Lambert?
>>158587583You’re gonna have so much fun Aarni :)
>>158587608>implying i'm wearing clothes
>>158587620explains the smell even more
>>158587613>how can we out-mid the Flames?
>>158587621That reminds me. Your mom needs more Vagasil.
C A P S!CRAPS!CRAPS!CRAPS!CRAPS!
>>158587591Sam Altman is the next Gary.
>>158587632if your naked body reminds you of vagasil we got some problems
>>158587638Just the smell bud. Reminding me of last night.
howya doing, friends?
Kek bostons sweaters are the colour of poop
>>158587643>>158587638not sure whon won your immature argument lads/frens/m8s
>>158587662Peepee and poopoo
>>158587662They’re the color of bears >:(
>>158587662I'll admit, that's awfully funny
>>158587657
>>158587663We're all winners here, bud.
>>158587674Some of us have won more recently than 1993, to be fair.
what if i was a kigurumi
>laffsSurprised it took this long.
>>158587671Polar bears are black-skinned, and their fur is actually clear, not white in appearance
>>158587671Montreal's sweaters are more bear like unless you can show me a brown and yellow bear
>>158587623Their fandom is the most retarded on the Internet. I guess you can't blame them, being new to the sport, but the writing on the wall for Kraken has been there for the last year at least.I look forward to telling their fans "I told you so" when they're still shit a decade from now.
>>158587682
Luongo won the cup in 2024 and 2025
>>158587683best I can do is a Pooh bear with a Tigger.
Boston looks frantic
I invented the powerplay drop pass
>>158587683
>>158587682>>158587687Look at them go!
>>158587702>"Solar" Bear =3
>>158587683What happens when he doesn’t get Pepsi
These streams are all fucked. Dark and blurry.
>>158587706
>>158587713He's not crazy! You're the one who's crazy. All he wanted was a Pepsi.
>>158587512Man, I could bully him so easy.
>>158587717faster!
>>158587673rude
>>158587696Hi Vishay
>>158587683Where did a Polar Bear bet a cherry pie in the Arctic, I wonder
Panthers vs Red Wings is the real game of the night.
>>158587673Superb post
>>158587728thank you sir
>>158587722
*puts the puck in deep*
>>158587735I'm on an emotional rollercoaster already
>>158587742my god...We were so busy wondering if we could go faster, nobody stopped to ask if we should go faster.
>>158587753live and learn, pallive and learn!
are bears fish too because they live in the water like orcas and krackens?
>>158587772Both orcas and squids are not fish
>>158587763Thanks for being understanding
>>158587772Are you, in very broken English, asking if a Bear is a marine creature?>Polar, most assuredly, but still marginally like the Moose>All the rest, entirely up for debate
>>158587791>ursus MARITIMUS>Not a fishC'mon, man.
>>158587772Amphibians actually.
>>158587791>in very broken EnglishThat's very judgmental Claude
Cousins didn't deserve this.
>>158587819thank you for noticing
>>158587821*unfollows you on instagram*
how are the games bro's i haven't watched a single second today :)
SCAAAAAAAR2-1 Detroit
>>158587821100% did
finally some good fackin hocky
>>158587849They have been alright
Hooray craps!
>>158587849You're missing everything
>>158587905Just drug responsibly.
EVANS BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>158587849Makar still sucks defensively
I like this logo from khl
>>158587929Ã la Paul Byron
refbros, not like this!
holllllyyy evans scored on a breakaway1 in a million
>>158587945speaking of...>>158587905
woke up this morninggot myself a gunmy mama always said i'd be the chosen one
Alright by God that's enough, let's kill this frog menace right now.
Time for some epic Blackhawk action. Blash’s boys don’t quit!
holy fuck the ruins are gonna start chimping hardthere is a high chance they kill caufield
>>158587954ryker evans?the kraken game has been over for ages
>>158587975Can they even do that well since they traded brad?
>>158587969not any more frog than boston is british
>>158587975that's a 5 minute major to arber they should do it
Zack mackinnon is saving my leafs' season
All my bets are losing at this point
Hope that Romanian lad from earlier bet on the habs and took his early pay out
>>158588008When the fun stops, stop.
>>158588008Should have just bet on having fun :DD
>>158587975>high chance they kill caufieldIf it's too high it'll go over his head
>bruins go full murderpuck and heem caufield>tom wilson gets another game misconductahh shidd
>>158588008How wonderful
CAUFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>Jeremy shackyman
>>158588008>>158588014No, because you DIDN'T FUCKING SAY SO . I betted on the fucking avalanche and panthers
>double dangerous lead in Boston
>>158588028Ã la Paul Byron
SWAAAAAAAAAAYMAAAAAAAAAAAAANSWAAAAAAAAAAYMAAAAAAAAAAAAANSWAAAAAAAAAAYMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>it was 4-0
Finally realized what the Boston jersey was making me think of.
>scorefull draw
poopoo peepee jerseys are bad luck
4-0 dayum
F JEEK
who bet on the mild after they scored first
>>158587990They're potato darkies which is worse.
chimpout imminent
>scoreless draws
4-0 isn't a comfortable lead for the habs
>>158587990Retard
Why didn't the Devils wear their htr jerseys tonight? It's red v red, so all the more reason to mix it up, right?
new>>158563638>>158563638
>>158588111checked
>>158588092the most dangerous dangerous lead
The +1500 odds are updated live i suppose cause they were -130 when i saw his prediction. Thank the lord i didn't follow Tyler's """tip"""
>>158588127>le dangereux twice
I love gambling so much thank you Gary
>so many scorefull draws
im gonna say the N word in the next thread
>Makar ded>MacKinnon dedIt's Joever...
First they scaarrr 1 and no big deal.Then 2 and they buckle down and act tough. Then 3 and they know they're fucked. The rest is a formality, they get memed forever.
>>158588187You're better than that
why wouldn't you bake new instead of posting /cric/its basically the same effort
DANAULT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTPIZZA MAN STRIKES
my avies...
>>158588221He trolled you, bro
>it was 5-0
surely the habs can't choke a 5-0 lead?
/whooooosh/
>>158588247They can so...
prop bet for OT, always
Toronto is not that weak to lose 5 in a row, r-right?
gimmie a sec I'm working on the new thread
>welcome back to habs hockey, where last week we choked a 4-0 lead>you won't believe what we got in store for you this time around...
Bedard to Nazar!
>>158588278Take your time
>>158588278>X
I bet Tom Wilson is married to a ref.
>>158588278Make it good, bro.
>>158588280How does this even happen? I guess the 1st you conceide for not being that focused anymore, then the 2nd comes and panic sets in?
>>158588278How about a Toronto Maple Leafs edition?
>>158588338Jets completely owned that entire game not just the final minute. nobody talks about that.
>>158588358>>158588358>>158588358New
new>>158587236>>158587236>>158587236
>>158588338>4-1Darn, no shut out>4-2Ok focus boys>4-3Uh>4-4FUCK>4-5It's over
