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>>158584182
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That’s not hooking. You bastards
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Go craps go!
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>>158588358

>>158588358

>>158588358
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>>158588358
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Flames Rule
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power of friendship will hold
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first for zebras
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If you got drunk and hooked up with a ref, would you admit it to your bros in the morning?
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>>158588401
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>>158588433
I'd brag
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>>158588374
the golf course
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Gary didnt grow the game too much with all those games he had in Japan. We only got Nick Suzuki and Kaylor Yakimoto as a result
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TOO
MUCH
MAN
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>158588392
cute :3
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My cats fucking suck.
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WE ARE IN THE MCNUGGET MINUTE!
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>>158588483
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my avies! :)
lehkonen!
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GATOS SUCKOS
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my banthas
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>scoreless draw in Birmingham, AL
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Quinn Hughes is the best player in the chel.
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>Ovechkin on roids: 32 goals
>Ovechkin off roids: 5-6 goals
Overrated one trick pony, not even the greatest Russian of his generation.
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>this Florida team has had no reason to clap tonight
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the 'caust
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>>158588546
damn steroids sound awesome
i should do some steroids
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>>158588562
Ze jerkocaust?
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>>158588572
You can't get the super secret lebron roids unless you're rich. You can only get the ones that make your face fat and balls small.
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boston needs 4 goals to tie it up with 20 minutes left that's 1 goal every 5 minutes and if they don't score in the first 5 minutes they have to score 2 in the next 5 minutes, and if they don't they have to score 3 in the following 5 minutes, and if they don't then 4 in the next 4 minutes and even the 1 minute after that

entirely doable

GO JETS
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>>158588588
Oh shit
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>>158588562
We call it the shoah here
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>>158588588
something went wrong and my balls got yuge, and my face became tiny
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>>158588603
u shoah bout dat?
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/hoc/ remembers the nakba
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with finns you...
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Debrincat just kicked Bennett's faggot ass.
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My penguins (:
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>Lenni Hameenaho
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>>158588627
Have a good time
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Leafs have the biggest 18 year old bust since Shoko Takahashi
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>>158588692
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>>158588735
This is an image board you know
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>>158588738
my fucking sides
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>>158588746
Only because they closed the text boards before you were born, newfag
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do girl hockey players make good gfs?
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>>158588746
Sure is
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>>158588797
They're all dykes
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scarr some fackin goals bawwston
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>>158588797
>do girl hockey players make good gfs?

Yes, girl hockey players make good GFs out of the straight girls on the team. The dykes bully the straights into licking snatch until they are obedient and ready to be presented to the public
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scar
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>it was 5-0
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>>158588812
Go to bed please
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>le Mont'real
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the frogs know what's coming
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no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DON'T DO THAT
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WOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHOOOOOOOHhhhhhhh
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Dylan who?
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>This season, there are no insurmountable leads
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>l3ffs
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Boldy hat-trick
attention Boldy hat-trick
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>>158588888
ch-ch-ch-ch-checked
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>>158588797
sarah nurse trevor zegras fuck and suck, she let him use all her holes and he creampied her wet ass pussy repeatedly so I would assume so
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>>158588893
That retard Ilitch has been demanding Boldy for that Larkin shitter.
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>>158588888

>>158588888

>>158588888
>/hoc/ runs /sp/
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>>158588888
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>>158588601
According to our math, needs to be 3-5 in the next 4 mins
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my avies!! :))
kelly!
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>>158588888
Those are some great 8s
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>>158588812
my broons cant defeat the habs :(
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UH OH, DETROIT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>
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kreider's fucked
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aww craps
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that is 110% a delay of game what the fuck, i thought the guy bitching about devlels officiating was just a salty bitch, that was egregious as fuck
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>>158588951
> :))
B-but you said only us eastern europeans use the yahoo messenger emoticons
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>>158588888
CHECKED
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Reffies will ignore that
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broonsbros... we gotta score real quick here... *cough cough*...
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His Avies :)
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>>158588999
checked
/hoc/ runs /sp/
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>>158588984
This just means more Owen Beck
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>>158589011
KWAB
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Hagel just has that dog in him. I’m buying this kid’s jersey.
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>>158589006
I think this game is hopeless, Miska
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>l4ffs
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If Matthews wanted to do something, this time is now.
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>>158588984
it was an accident :)
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>>158589045
We've seen much crazier comebacks this season, but yeah, probably not.
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TUSKS UP
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I no longer believe in the kitties
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>>158589081
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PROOOOOOH :D
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here's how toronto can still win
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Over 60 games of jim hiller left. Holy fuck
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Why did the leafs mortgage the future when they didn't even have a present ?
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CAPS50 at PAPAJOHNS
Unlike the mcnugget minute, I actually use that one from time to time.
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>>158589155
Papas in vile
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>>158589155
I had pidser last week. This week I'm having burgers
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>>158589177
enjoy
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raging bruins
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Wow what a tard penalty
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Marner was the glue
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someone say burgers!?
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>>158589206
I suppose a marner could be used as a sort of adhesive in a pinch.
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>>158589192
>>158589215
with a shake and fries :D
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>>158589215
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>>158589098
Retard
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my avies!!! :)))
landeskog!
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>>158589230
lucky
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>>158589254
Only Barkov can make them elite
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>remove makar and mackinnon from assv PP
>assv PP becomes big PP
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GO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HABS GO
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>>158589257
Our avies!!! :)))
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Jojo in her reproductive prime
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uhhh... which defensive formation is this again?
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my avies are sucking 5v5 and winning games on special teams
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>>158589291
they need to go back to pee wee
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>>158589291
gotta make sure that zebra doesnt catch the pass at the point
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*scores a hatty*
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wtf carrier you can do that?
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>>158589291
They were trying to do that thing where one guy stands directly behind the other to make it look like it is just one defender with four wavyarms, and two sticks
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>>158589331
The ol' confusing your enemy
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>>158589331
classic laffs playing SillyPuck again
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>>158589291
You have to see it in motion to appreciate how bad it is
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aww craps
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>>158589379
>WATCH OUT HE'S GONNA SHOOT! DUCK AND COVER!
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>>158589379
oh that's a >laffs
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>>158589379
>#88
I should have known
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dads being racist again bros...
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>ruins
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>>158589379
Isn't nylander's fault?
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>Bruins be like
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>the front row of Toronto is all jeets
lmao
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CAN YOU TAKE ME HIIIIIGHER?
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Dad says he wishes Fowler was his son
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UH OH WANGSBROS
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>>158589405
Yes our bill is allergic to defensively covering
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>>158589081
>>158589101
PLOOFTTing your way outta the playoffs as your ease of schedule exposes your early performance
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The amount of missed EN shots by my Wilds is astonishing. Gotta be a record.
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>>158589412
TOOOOO A PLAAAACE WIIIITH GOOOOLDEN STREAMS
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FUCK BOSTON

HABS WIN
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>>158589415
tell him, i wish arber was my daddy
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>>158589427
You've never seen the Oilers vs an empty net (probably because the Wild always beat the Oilers)
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That was swaymans L
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>Ruins
When was the last time a jew jewed a franchise team this hard?
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>>158589379
KWAB
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Swayman? More like Gayman lol
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empty net antics is my favorite
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>laffs
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>>158589415
Don't tell dobes he said that
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*scores*
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>laffs
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GG Habs
The better team won tonight
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my avies :(((
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GG debbies :(
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>>158589458
>>158589453
He's overpaid and overrated. Fuck his Umaine business classes
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*wins*
>laffs
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>>158589463
This game looks like it took place decades ago but it was in 2007
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toronno be like
"we giving them a 3 goal lead to catch em off guard"
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>>158589291
>>158589379
It's called the we lose 5 at home in a row
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>laffs
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>>158589490
If I didn't know better, I'd assume that was mid 90's.
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>>158589475
gg also what was rhis faggotry
it seemed like hasbs and ruins were respecting each other
like excusing themselves after a mistake and so on
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>>158589490
>19 years ago was 34 years ago
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>>158589463
based
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>>158589490
>looks like it took place decades ago
>2007
anon
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Rough few nights for Samir.
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Hawks are gonna come back against the Sabres in the third. If you’re a gambler take out a loan, you have my GUARANTEE
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Toronto needs players with grit.
This is fucking pathetic.
Trade these losers off.
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>>158589506
I was still in elementary school
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I am glad they didn't, but before the debils scored that open netter, they had a solid moment where their goalie could have taken a shot.
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>>158589379
Fucking incredible
Also tired of hearing how bob is shit so is "stolie"
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>>158589512
What? The Oilers got a single point because they still lost in OT. That point moved them ahead of Chicago at the end of the season and then Chicago won the lottery and drafted Patrick Kane.
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>>158589526
would have been cool to see hellebuyck score
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hats off to Knies for escaping this dumpster fire
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>>158589379
it's like that steamroller scene from austin powers kek
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>>158589521
(I kid don’t actually do this)
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>>158589415
Holy fuck I'm sorry bro.
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>debils
Why are you guys literally babies
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>>158589555
checked
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>>158589523
If only their didn't just trade a 6'5, 240lbs winger.
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>>158589415
Tell him that Fowler has a way better Dad
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>>158589523
Brad traded for players with snot and what happened
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>>158589556
We type like that because when you speak of the debil, he appears.
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>>158589555
I really don’t like him/her/it
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The Leafs should hire Patrick Roy.
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>>158589571
>goy religion
I wish Scott Stevens in his prime could play in the nhl today
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>>158589582
Let's get the Pattyplan rollin'
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Despite their best efforts, my Sensies didn't blow it :)
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WE'RE HEADING TO A SHOOTOUT
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>>158589584
Might have helped.
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rewatching The Wire
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cool choke dallass 'preciate it buds
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my habs were 1st in the division for a couple of minutes just as I predicted
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do you guys realise that "debil" means "retard" in Russian
yeah I think you do
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>>158589623
I didn't
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>>158589608
for me, it's season 2, the best The Wire season
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First time since 1990-91 the Leafs have lost five straight home games in regulation.
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Coworker thinks there was a real place called Sandy Hook Elementary
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>>158589623
I'll take your word for it.
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>>158589601
The year he banged a high school girl outside a bar
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>>158589655
>french detected
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>>158589569
Same as the last 70 years.
>laffs
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>>158589641
I always try to watch that season for the dock boys antics but all the human trafficking gets me down
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>>158589582
Would he (be) retire(d) a third time if the Wild beat him in the SCF?
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>>158589623
Ah, so that's where we have that one from
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>>158589676
jen
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>>158589655
apparently google thinks "moron" is closer
meh, maybe some subtle connotations are lost on me
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>>158589623
in french too more or less
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Devils cannot be stopped
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>>158589623
Sounds like débile in French, which is also a word that means retard when addressed to a person.
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>>158589655
>retard
>french detected
checks out
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>>158589698
Not a terrible translation using a much older use of the word moron. It did used to mean retard back when we unironically used shit like mongoloid as a proper term.
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>>158589623
Thought it meant devil
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>>158589481
GG anon, the good news is you get a chance for a rematch immediately lol
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Thank God tomorrow is Friday
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>it was 4-1
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>>158589712
>>158589716
You're right, I looked it up and it came to Russian from French.
Also "debilis" means "weak" in Latin.
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scarrrrrrrrrrrrr

catsss
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You know how you call a slug in romanian?
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>It was 4-1
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>>158589739
red wings are choking hard
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débile means retardé in french, just add "é", like in pédé
>hockéy
>pucké
>twiggé
>lané hutsoné
capiché?
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>>158589748
Parker Kelly
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good kitty
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>>158589748
beats me
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Look at all the money that is spent for these assholes to lose games:


Rank Player Team Cap Hit
1 Igor Shesterkin NYR $11.50M
2 Andrei Vasilevskiy TBL $9.50M
T-3 Thatcher Demko VAN $8.50M
T-3 Connor Hellebuyck NJD $8.50M
T-5 Jake Oettinger DAL $8.25M
T-5 Ilya Sorokin NYI $8.25M
T-5 Jeremy Swayman BOS $8.25M
T-5 Linus Ullmark OTT $8.25M
9 Juuse Saros NSH $7.74M
10 Dustin Wolf CGY $7.50M
11 Sergei Bobrovsky TOR $7.00M
12 Filip Gustavsson MIN $6.80M
13 Lukas Dostal ANA $6.50M
14 John Gibson DET $6.40M
15 Adin Hill VGK $6.25M
T-16 Jordan Binnington STL $6.00M
T-16 Jacob Markstrom FLA $6.00M
18 Phillip Grubauer SEA $5.90M
19 Logan Thompson WAS $5.85M
20 Spencer Knight CHI $5.83M
21 Elvis Merzlikins TOR $5.40M
22 Tristan Jarry EDM $5.38M
T-23 MacKenzie Blackwood COL $5.25M
T-23 Darcy Kuemper LAK $5.25M
T-25 Joey Daccord SEA $5.00M
T-25 Jet Greaves CBJ $5.00M
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>>158589744
like debilitate )
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>>158589748
Sir
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>>158589748
a shneck?
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>>158589763
pedofilé
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my kingsies! :)
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my wingies fucking SUCK
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>>158589775
based kent hughes
3 elite goalies for the price of one
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Parker Kelly just gave a no-look assist to lose the match
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>>158589775
goalies deserve less
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Keumper's 500th start tonight.
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that's the power of the sun belt baybay
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LMAOOOO

IT WAS 4-1
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Devils are the peak of human civilization
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woah!!
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>>158589775
>T-3 Connor Hellebuyck NJD $8.50M
Stop your kvetching Moishe. Hellebuyck is 6-0 this season.
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Panthers are /playoffbound/
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>>158589805
I trusted in the yzerplan...
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>>158589805
I went into the game expecting Florida to control it. I thought your boys were actually going to pull it off, and had me actually rooting for Detroit.
Feels weird.
>>
JESUS CHRIST GIBSON
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Was this all part of your (Yzer)plan?
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>>158589623
It means weak in my real language
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>>158589808
monty and dobes are from berge
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IT WAS 4-1
RED WINGS SUCK SO FUCKING MUCH
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>>158589870
based le joker man
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>>158589830
meow meow :)
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You think larkin is hanging out in the locker room waiting for them to come back with a "I told you so" look on his face?
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My Debbie’s won (:
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just wait until he asks to return to the team next week lmao
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That goal might give me an erection lasting longer than four hours
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panties win!
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>It was 4-2
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>>158589888
>>158589901
Larkin would actually be a great fit for Florida if Barkov is going to be injured forever.
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>it was 4-1
>then it was 4-2
>then it was 4-3
>then it was 4-4

ah ah ahhh
>>
LMAOOOO


KITTIESSSSSSSS
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>>158589932
surely it didn't become 4-5 after that
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>>158589833
It's be pretty rad if I could trace the contours of the wrinkles around her anus with my tongue.
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This fuckin' cocksucker was given a Gold Medal for not even playing and thank fuck he didn't.
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These laff niggas are dead to me, I feel bad for Cowan, McKenna, and Matthews, they're doing great, but Nylander can jump in a lake
I'll just watch my Habbies whenever we get them
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>>158589967
>Nylander
His face says it all
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>>158589995
I don't have the pic of him flipping off the camera
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It took a month but my kitties finally beat a team in the Atlantic division
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>>158589967
This is how he plays, still gonna end up with 80-90 points, still would have been good in the playoffs. He needs to be protected defensively by linemates and his dmen which should have been known by management after a decade with him on the team
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>>158590052
What part of the Atlantic is Detroit connected to? And don't you DARE say the St. Lawrence.
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Being the villain is better than faking yourself as someone who’s clean

I’d rather burn out in glory than let my dignity go down the shitter and lower my standards every fucking time

they're not worth my time at all, and I don’t give a fuck what these manbabies do. they can go choke on an extension cord

Call me an anti ive fucking had it. I’ve stopped giving a fuck

Done with the leafs

I should’ve dropped them in October. I haven’t been feeling the same about them since they decided to lose to the sharks which made them bigger cocksuckers that ever

Put me on the crucifix

I don’t give a fuck anymore
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>>158590083
I was laffing, until I wasn't.
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>>158589967
Berube was right and they tuned him out because they're fags. Culminated in watching Matthews get BTFO and doing nothing. It was losing Marner that crippled the team.
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Hawks tied it up. We might win tonight
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you should be allowed to add ripples and hills to your home ice. away team can adapt or die
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>>158590074
...it's pretty close
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>>158590074
Dont question Gary
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>>158590105
It should be directly tied to how loud the crowd is.
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>>158590074
We don't diminish the St Lawrence Seaway here
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Would be nice to have at all times the name of the player above their head, not only in power plays
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>>158590105
and maybe random traps, like tripwires and falling boulders
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>>158589734
I'm going to laff if they don't play Allen.
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>>158590074
The Metropole of Carolina
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Peter DeBoer's New York Islanders
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>>158590113
I’m in that picture
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>bet on a team
>needs to sub off the goalie for how many goals he conceided
lol
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>>158590160
Terrible idea. Go back to stealing hubcaps.
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>>158589833
>le BPDfoid stare
You guys are actually into this shit?
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>>158590192
#doxxed
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If my Islanders has a million fans, then I am one of them. If my Islanders has ten fans, then I am one of them. If my Islanders has only one fan then that is me. If my Islanders has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against my Islanders, then I am against the world.
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>>158590160
Yeah and Lithuanian players could wear a gold star so I can identify them better
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>>158590244
jen
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>>158590192
based harrisburg homie
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>>158590244
and just how many jerseys do you own?
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>>158590235
I’m hosting the next playoffs house party :)
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>>158590286
Put me down as a solid maybe.
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sabres playing down again
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>>158590251
I like it. And make the puck green
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>folks I'm gonna let guest host Andy Richter handle this one
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Fly high sky king!
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>dallASS
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Jake Oettinger's Don't Get Out Played By Stuart Skinner Challenge (impossible)
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>>158590318
Jen
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>>158590311
Your favourite wrestling body?

Mine is Shawn Michaels (circa 97)
Shawns Physique in the mid/late 90's was very impressive. He has a naturally lean frame and his ample muscle mass really complemented this. Great defined abs and body shape that could make any girl blush. An aspect i loved of his body was the rugged coating of body hair. It really complimented his 'boy coming into manhood' phase. I often find my self watching his old matches just to stare and look at his 'sexy boy' body. Any dance move he performed really showcased his pristine body. A complete joy to watch especially his strip down of entrance attire. Sometimes i replay it numerous times. The reveal of his bare torso never ceases to excite me. Shawn will forever be my 'boy toy'
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good lord what is happening in there
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>>158590318
isn't he the guy that went to the Olympics?
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smells like dookie in here
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whatever happened to that puck tracking reboot they tried a few years ago?
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gary is pro-spanish
>stop noticing things chud
no
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>>158590340
Gay magazine
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>>158590354
They use it to make those silly nickelodeon games and to tell you how hard a shot was
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>>158590344
He was a bench warmer
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>>158590354
I know it isn't what you were asking for, but these guys have been remastering ReBoot.
https://www.youtube.com/@MainframeStudios
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I like a 4 on 4 sometimes. what if they had 4 on 4 mini periods in the two intermissions
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>>158590383
yeah it definitely isn't what i was asking for.
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>>158590400
When would mites on ice play?
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Maple Leafs head coach Jim Hiller asked post-game where he sees cope?

"I see lots of cope. I see lots of cope. Yeah, yeah, I see lots of cope. I see it all over the place. I really do."
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sabres are going to lose this game.
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>>158590244
The New York Mulignans are a disgrace. That makes you a disgrace by association.
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proooh:(
Should probably wave it off for good measure.
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>>158590429
We don't call the islanders disgraces here
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>>158590426
Yeah
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kek
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>>158590340
What a fucking chad
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8-3 jets
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>>158590532
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HAWKS WIN!!!!! HAWKS WIN!!!!
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>dabres
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>>158590461
complete bums. you would never see the actual contenders struggle with a bum squad like chicago. i'll be fading them going forward, they won't make the playoffs.
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>>158590561
put him back >:(
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>Dallas Saars
kwab
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Sarbes on their way back to the depths of the atlantic where they belong
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This is the new Hockey Night in Canada broadcast team. Where is Singher?
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>>158590626
You just know they'll have a lot of fun calling him the token moid
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>>158590613
They won't outkwab my Wongs
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>>158590696
You're right but leafs might
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>>158590613
They’re really not that good, not bad but just clearly behind the real contenders. I know it was the second night of a back to back but they made the Blackhawks look like an NHL team which is really saying something
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mammoth
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At least Toronto has another top 5 pick coming up to build around McKenna with
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>>158590626
3>6>2>5>1>4
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/whooooosh/
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>>158590562
>i'll be fading them going forward
So you betted :))
I lost on avalanche, dallas and sabres
Won on tampa bay, panthers, and the over on leafs
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They should have brought in Kelly Harudey for his expertise. He played 6 over times ones easter back in the 80s
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PK subban is whiter than Ovechkin
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>>158590817
yes. i lost on bruins, sabres, and won on the devs-caps over, which was a plus money one.
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>>158590753
i expect the wheels to fall off like it did with ruff's devils teams
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AH HAHAAHAHAHA
You cannot make this shit up. What the fuck is their problem?
Dallas Frauds™
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>>158590778
wtf how
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>>158591103
Dogs can be trained to do all kinds of shit. I saw a video of bordie collie tard wrangling a husky
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>>158591185
You don't even need to train a collie to do that.
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Victor Eklund has done more work in a month than the past 6 years of islanders first rounders not name Schaefer jfc
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>>158591403
/fa/ meetup
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>>158591425
Cause I'm freeeeeeeeeee
freeeeee Willy
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Canadabros which team do you want to be the one that finally ends the drought?
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>>158591403
>>158591409
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The Blues have the most pathetic powerplay I have ever fucking seen. Embarrassing.
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>>158591497
Which shooting was that guy?
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>>158591512
Dylan Roof and some black church
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>>158591489
The drought can continue until it's >mine that ends it
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>>158591497
Lmao this photograph has got to be 15 years old now
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>>158591489
my Habs
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>>158591534
Thank you
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>scoreless draw
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>>158591508
nah most pathetic PP was the night you were concieved
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>>158591674
You ready for a round 11 shootout?
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>>158591686
we don't make fun of size here
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There will be another Krakens game in Finland
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>0 - 0 draw after 3
>21 shots to 26
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proooh :(
gg blues
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>>158591771
Not so fast my friend
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>no goal
proooh :)
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>no kino three tomorrow
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thought about it and i've only met one ugly haley/hayley she's a fat dyke tho so it doesn't count.

my cousin haley? hot and skinny
the goth chick i made out with onec named haley? hot and skinny
hayley wiliams? hot and skinny

more women who are hot and skinny and called haley who says no
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I CANT SCORE
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>my wongs blew a 4-1 lead
Good thing I don't watch that SHIT team anymore
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D-d-d-double shutout
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some good guys won tonight
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SUDDEN DEATH
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>tfw onhockey is unusable now
kwab
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>>158591881
works on my machine
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>>158591887
im sure it does rasheed
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I CAN'T SCORE
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If you have higher internet speed or more technical savvy than me you’re brown and subhuman
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Based Snuggy
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>>158591901
das rite
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>mammoths
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prooh :(
gg 4 reel this time blues
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I'm a casual looking at stats and it's crazy how shit the best americans are. some greek guy is our GOAT and he's mid
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>>158591901
KWAB
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my bloos :)
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glad utah lost they're gay imo
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>>158591915
showtime isn't greek
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Famed Greek American Patrikios Kanis
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>>158591923
Yeah, but did you see how rizzed those Utah jerseys were dripping? I'm finna buy one
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>>158591935
no i didn't watch hockey today was it their hometown remixes
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>>158591915
don't even think athanapeepoo is in the league anymore
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>>158591939
The just wore the regular classic style, but both are available now in the NHL shop.
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I feel like Tage Thompson would leave me wanting more if I was a Sabres fan. Guy is gigantic and he shies away from contact
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>>158591947
grim
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win
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there's a cute native chick that works at the bar but she has 5 kids and for that reason: im out
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>>158591974
she let me hit her vape tho so we've basically madeout
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>>158591990
Did you wear a condom?
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>>158591993
no but one time i hit on this cute girl on instagram that i had vaguely known. and she showed up to the bar (this is ten years ago) and we went upstairs to play pool and i kissed her pussy under the table (she was wearing a skirt) and then we went to her paid off townhouse (she got a bunch of money from a car accident) and she sucked my dick and when it was time to fuck she was like "i have herpes put on a condom" and i said ok
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>>158592015
what a life
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>>158592028
she was based. had two kids who were lame but i still dated her for a couple months. here fat exbhusband lawyer showed up to the bar and tried to fight me so i broke up with her because i'm not bout that drama i did do a lot of cocaine back then though
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>>158592015
>no
The cute bartender has 6 kids now.
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>>158591974
Obviously I post here so Im not a hero but 5 kids and single is fucked up
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>>158592065
apparently one of those kids is actually her sister's kid that died KWAB but she raised them
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>>158592065
>>158592068
Now you've got me wondering, aside from the nice/nephew, are all the others from the same father, and she's divorced/a widow, or is she just a hussie trying to take your jersey money from you?
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Second no goal game of the season
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downloading call of the wild
should last me until january and get me through the holidays
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>>158592081
i think they're from the same father but i don't know her that well
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she said yes to being a plus one at a wedding, bros :)
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>>158592096
went to my sister's wedding last summer it was gay and i won't go to another one in my life until my son gets maarried
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>>158592082
I think we need 4 more teams
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>>158592097
My sister had a live penguin at her wedding for some reason.
I got kicked out for checking it.
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>>158592111
based
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>>158592015
>kissing herpes pussy
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>>158592097
my dad insisted that we rented tuxedos and we looked fucking ridiculous because it was a fairly casual event
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>>158592124
it was thru the panties but yea she could've given me an earlier heads up
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she was like "yea i take valtrex so you shouldn't get infected" to her credit she was right desu
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>>158592136
the world other people seem to live in is alien and incomprehensible to me
maybe planet retard was the people we met along the way
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>>158592148
cocaine's a hell of a drug.
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How's Dylan feeling today
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>>158592148
>planet retard was the people we met along the way
#fakts
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absolute shit team
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>>158592160
he's eating the pain away
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america could use jesus and british monarchy
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>the pain away
teaches of peaches desu
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>>158592189
and some mood stabilizers
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i would like to congratulate the devils for joining the prestigious "with _____ you win" club! :D
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>>158592213
got some poly acquaintances might try to fuck one of the girls bro
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>>158592218
You do you bro, hopefully you get some!
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>>158592213
>I'M JUUUUUUUSTOIN
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>>158592218
Polly want a cracker?
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>>158592248
I think I should get off her first.
I think she wants some water.
To put out the blow torch.
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>>158587485
Boston / Montreal looks like peepeepoopoo vs. used tampons
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>>158592246
>it's ok when my politicians do it
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My just like my islanders won (:
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>>158591958
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>>158592248
we'll see kek
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Lol I fell asleep and just saw my cats won. What happened.
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>>158592319
Gary made the call.
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gary pls
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>laffs
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>>158592350
Gary wants you to go to temple or the club and get your asshole licked
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>>158592369
well i'm happy he has my best interests at heart
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>Stars had a players only meeting for around ten minutes after the game.
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>>158592449
>Finnish players have scored 57 out of the Dallas Stars' 131 total skater points (43.5%). They have also accounted for more than half of the team's goals, netting 25 of Dallas's 48 non-shootout goals (52.1%)
6 people. not a model that can last for the whole season
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>>158592350
preds and knight will be good
>>
They put McKenna on the third line with McWard and a bunch of darkies
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>>158592324
big time
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>>158592599
They’re developing him into an energy line shut down winger
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>>158592449
Players only meetings are gay
>>
Devils best team
>>
>NHL referees earn a regular season base salary ranging from $240,237 for first-year officials to around $485,376 for veteran referees with 15+ years of experience, according to Scouting the Refs.
>Regular Season Pay by Experience
>First-year Referees (Rookies): ~$240,237 per year (~$3,000 per game)
>Veteran Referees (15+ years): ~$485,376 per year (~$6,600 per game)
>First-year Linesmen: ~$153,867 per year
>Veteran Linesmen (20+ years): ~$292,027 per year
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>>158592625
Right on bro!
>>158589892
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>>158592628
Ok? Refs need to be paid well.
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>>158592644
How are you always on
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>>158592649
they're underpaid
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>>158592617
I'm not sure if they're gay or not but I do feel like they are a fairly obscure aspect of the NHL that must be overemphasized in gay hockey romance novels
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>>158592650
I lurk here while during other things
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people need to stop bullying him
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>>158592628
don't forget the "bonuses" they get when gary directs them to make certain calls
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>>158592672
crosby molested him yesterday
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>>158592677
Many such cases
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>>158592673
:^)
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Yeah.................................................................................................................

I'm thinkin Hellebuyck is 6-0
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> -103
yikes
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>>158592617
just an excuse to frott penises with one another
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>>158592812
out of 10!
...oh wait
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average Samoan woman would heem all of yas
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>>158592812
if only his mom allowed him to eat hamburger as a child he'd have grown taller than 5'9" and wouldn't be -103 in plus minus
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>>158592953
lel nylander
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>>158592950
85% of the prostitution in NA is done by asian escorts
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Pretending to make a NEW thread and then linking /cric/ is NOT ok
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who did the canucks beat in regulation?
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>>158593113
data that old is lost to the sands of time
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>>158593107
blame the anglos my romance bruddah
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Make the next thread Devils themed
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>>158592325

>>158592325

>>158592325
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>>158592834
Yeah
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>>158593234
Retard
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>>158593239
this dude understands
>>
Right
>>
real new >>158593334



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