didney editionprevious /hoc/: >>158588358
What the fuck even is cricket
>>158593340an excuse to sit in the sun and drink for six to forty eight hours straight
Devils are a runaway train
>>158593348>me when I remember I have to work for a living
Is Phil a rags fan or islanders fan or kraken fan?
>>158593366Sex Pest Phil is a BlackCocks guy
>>158593372bedard has 100% faith in blashill for some reason
the nhl is dying gary
>>158593334My penguins (:
>>158593347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK_E-YU-IA8Which team should have this as goal horn?
macklin is probably sleeping by now
Why does it always take every fiber of an opponents being to beat the oilers and habs? Every game is either a win, OT win or OT loss for these guys. I have yet to see them take a real loss and no OT losses don't count they get their tranny point.
>>158593497he's curled up with will
nobody wants to bid on the tom brady poster
RELEASE THE KARKEN
sad to say but i think mckenna is just another shane shite
You see her when you fall asleepBut never to touch and never to keep
Arizona had soul and we want em back
>no games tonightthanks gary
>>158593794Gary wants you to go out and have sex on Friday nights
>>158593816not happening
>>158593794>>158583964*taps post*
>>158593816why go out when i can have sex at home?
>>158593794Check again
>>158593448https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46XoD6RjkjY
>>158593392Gen Z is refusing to spend money. Shellfish generation
>>158594137gen z unironically spend 78% of their disposable income on takeaway food and assorted app deliveries. lowest of the low.
>Otter BTFO by Skinner againKek what a fraud
Lotsa devils players looked off last night … like there’s an illness going around the locked room, maybe the flu idk … nice to see em pull out the W given the circumstances
>>158594157
>>158593392This is what every arena looks like when the Islanders are playing in it
>>158593392To be fair LA Kings games with the cartman “go kings go” shit is probably the most annoying atmosphere in all of sports
>>158594144groceries are expensive and no one has time to clean a kitchen working 12+ hours a day
Samir vs. Dominick at the bottom of the Atlantic rages on
>>158594198thanks for the update, omar
>>158594144For me it's gambling
>>158594191brown hands typed this post
>>158594269nou
>mild offer three firsts and a blue chip prospect for Larkin>wongs fans think it's not enoughWhat the fuck do they think they can get for a 2C who gave up on them?
what's stopping me dropping to my knees or in front of the puck just before they shoot to block the shot? I'm fast like a cat
yeah i bet you would be quick to drop to your knees ya fuckin homo
>>158594191pipe down stinky
>>158594315They probably want Kaprizov and Hughes for Larkin.
stinky btfo
>>158594315From the wings POV, do they really want to start back at square 1 with a rebuild? Because that’s where they’re at if they turn Larkin into a bunch of future picks that will be at best in the high 20s range.
burned my mouth eating pidser last night and it still hurts :(
>>158594358As opposed to all the other offers they have on the table
>>158594339post t4
> "I'll trade Larkin from my hockey team when I'm good and ready to trade him. Got it? I said he was a superstar. I said he'd be captain. I blocked that idiot Yzerman from dumping him 3 years ago. I alone knew he was the superstar that he is today. You can't trade guys like this hastily. And Edvinsson? He'll sign the contract I give him, the ungrateful punk. This is my team. I decide. Fuck the fans for staying home, too. I'm a genius. I've proven that.
>>158594379This is typically the slow time of year for trades for a reason. Everyone is still seeing what they got and don’t want to shake up their rosters a month into the season
tet
watching the ladypuck
>>158594399he has billions and you do not
i was getting kinda used to being someone you (You)
Larkin is a retard for playing those few games after sitting pre-season out because it didn't help his chances of passing the "not a dickhead" test for other teams by demanding to leave but also taking up ice time from others who do want to play there even if the wings are dogshit
here to laugh at canagirlsprobably won't be laughing thoughwhy not just do a top 4 bracket
>>158594423Thanks to daddy...
Worship Devils
The Edvinsson situation is bullshit it’s hockey not slavery
blackkeks won a game
>>158594456that is a (You) problem
>>158594436Only Helle did it honorably. Sit out, take the suspension, give up serious money for your principles. Larkbitch has always been a retard who can barely string a sentence together, so not surprising he fucked himself first, and then still gave up the money.
>only 2 games tonight
>>158594488He should do a year in KHL and partake in the pervitin or whatever they're allowed to enjoy before games
>>158594505???
>>158594507Ah yes the honorable act of being disloyal and not fulfilling a commitment
>>158594522So, the locals threaten murder, and you demand he stay?
>>158594518stop being poor
>>158594533Who threatened to murder him?
>>158594534???
>>158594542He said you're a retard
>>158594541The locals
>>158593392Then make tickets and concessions cheaper
>>158594552You know how inflation goes. Anything less than for a $20 Heineken tallboy is simply not possible.
>>158594549>the LOCALS are after meMaybe he’s just schizophrenic
>>158594557Maybe you are
The locals love me
>>158594557He went to the wrong area of Detroit after sundown and took the commonplace death threats personally like the weak mind he is.
>rags
>>158594533>the locals threaten murdersource?
>>158594378Feel better soon fren <3
>source?
>>158594600>indirectly replying with a wojackill take that as a no
kevin nash was loved by the locals back in '92
>The half life engine?
>>158594612i heard something happened that same summer. is it true?
>ill take that as a no
>>158594522i am like that and do that
What is even the draw of winning the Stanley? It doesn’t have the bragging rights of a Lombardi because one team has already won like 20, and shit soulless teams that nobody cares about like the Canes can win and nobody remembers a year later. It has no cultural cache
>baiting in current year
>>158594634what is WWE?
>>158594137>>158594144We’re poor and lack disposable incomes. Millennials will never understand our suffering
Happy Friday the 13th!
>>158594507Hellecuck sat out for training camp then wanted to come back for the season but was suspended for missing camp. He would've demanded to play if he didn't get traded as soon as he did
>>158594684Source?
>>158594658millennials are gay and are the same retards who thought expensive degrees and maxing out credit cards was the way to go
>>158594717Any report on the situation ever
>>158594724that is what boomers told us to do>get higher education >take advantage of cheap credit
>>158594734So, no source. Got it.
>>158594717>According to multiple sources, Hellebuyck informed the Jets before their first game of the season (Oct. 2) of his intention to end his absence and report to the team. Since he did not have permission from the organization to stay away from training camp, Winnipeg had some additional power under the CBA,” Friedman wrote.>https://heavy.com/sports/nhl/winnipeg-jets/connor-hellebuyck-suspension-ends-return/
>>158594556Utah knows how to grow the game
>>158594747I got a source for you right here
SCZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>158594762Did he ever draw a paycheck this season?
>>158594813not from the jets
>>158594777A source of faggotry?
For me, it’s Tim Thomas
i'm not going to say this again stay the FUCK out of /cric/ last warning
brian idalski a reformer who gets results
>>158594827dogshit slop
>>158594827I wish the nhl only had 16 teams.
>>158594841vancouver seattle edmonton calgarywinnipeg minnesota st louis chicagodetroit buffalo washington ottawatoronto montreal boston new york
canagirls throwing the game
>>158594829We should start /hoc/-/cric/ so we get more active threads
>>158594876we dont need to carry more browns
>>158594841Games would be fun again
>>158594841Nu uh
>>158594879i'll take "things browns say for $100" alex
I probably wouldn’t watch hockey if my life was more interesting
>>158594936You can do both. Teddy roosevelt was a hockey fan. So was Ted Bundy.
It’s up
my life is really interesting and I love hockey
>>158593392Shit teams
>>158594956The Wild? Wild!
>>158594956stop the count!
>>158594956sharkbros this season was supposed to be different
wish I stayed up later last night because there were a lot of really really good posts
Flyersbros we're gonna lose Michkov aren't we? Is there a more poorly managed team in the NHL?>muh broad street bullies>muh old school american hawkey
Wishing a slow recovery
>>158594935>nou
SCZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>158595057what's seattle giving you for him
They're calling it the text that changed hockey
>>158594956>struggled against the 2026 Toronto Maple Leafs>rated #1 Nerds are dumb
>>158595094Whos your team?
>>158595061me 'abbies better take advantage of this
>>158595093imagine being nervous as hell before the big game and getting a text from mario. would make me more nervous desu
got a free ticket to the game tomorrow if i drive
>>158593498That sounds based
>>158595119Are they paying for your drinks too?
>>158595105the carolina hurricanes
>>158595105That's samir, the 'tardest lafftard in tardation.
>>158595128nah but he probably finna smoke me up
>>158595113That's why you're not sidney crosby
>>158595147Based
>>158595105>rags
>>158595093I would reply with a th-thanks y-you too
>>158595094>rated #1who are above the wild? it's cut off
>>158595119just Bee yourself while you're there
>>158595093Reminder that Crosby played 10 minutes in 2009 G7 and was already done for the night when the go ahead goal waa scored
Our Sennies beat the Avs!
>>158595193no one, that is the point
>>158595193The mild struggled for half of last nights game against the dog shit maple leafs
>Friday Night>only shit gamesI grow weary of Gary
>>158595418We went over this. Gary wants you to go out and get laid
im not buying GTA6
>>158595442I'll torrent the PC decomp port next month
>>158595442Good.
>>158595340>>158595383they dominated though
>>158595451based>>158595452nah you are
>>158595442I'll be waiting for a sale and the PC edition
>>158595459Not enough for playing against a team with no D
>>158595418friday nights are for going out and meeting men
>>158595469>Not enoughclearly not what the leaves thought, they literally dropped off to give matt boldy a free hat trick because they were so scared
>>158593340
>>158595478goldy just has that aura
Imagine all the finnish food they get to try over there
>>158595478Good teams burry Toronto immediately and don't have to wait for their chronic third period collapse
My Devils won America gold, never forget that
>>158595503i think good teams just win, sometimes they don't even have to try that hard
put hand lotion on my feet
>>158595442im gonna wait for people to upload guides for the game
>>158595503this, toronto has only played on good team in this losing streak [habs]
devils more like jewlels
I only play video games I don't need an internet connection for the pre-thievery era of video games
Mild were doing load management. They gave laffs bussys a few loads and left.
I'd rather have ahlers who want to win on my team than fags who are on a losing streak at home ice and don't care.I'd call each one of those pushovers for a tete-a-tete talk and there would be a lot of flying furniture around.
>>158595599i don't understand why almost every team seems to try their hardest during the regular season.half the teams make playoffs, just coast and get to march, then play with real effort
>>158595595OK boomer
>considered downloading Overwatch again last night
watching eurohockey
>>158595642play hots instead, way more fun
>>158595642holy grimola
Flames play tomorrow
>>158595642bruh
>Avril Lavigne is a mom now
do people really pirate modern 100 gigabyte games that patch every week, I feel like if you have that much storage space and that fast of an internet connection you can just buy the game
>>158595615They gotta get to 100 points, to ensure playoffs (sometimes more required). They likely have to beat up divisional rivals in 4 point games. If they float, the fans will know it. Top producers have to produce, or else. Lots of reasons teams don't count on flipping a switch.
why are the they playing two games in Finland with the same two teams? wtf
>>158595615Most NHL bonus salary dollars apply to the regular season. Both individual performance bonuses and signing bonuses are tied to regular-season contracts and salary cap accounting, whereas postseason bonuses are restricted to a smaller league-wide pool and rare contract exceptions.
>>158595704>I'm not the father Fuck this gay earth
>>158595752
>>158595793i don't get it
>Only 2 games on a Friday evening. They're both shit and will be stomps
>>158595793Milf ASS, im gonna GOOOOOON
>>158595793>>158595798You're suppose to look at his wife's butt
>>158595793>neck tattooholy dropped
>>158595823We call them BBC garages here in Philly
sad danish girls.......
>>158595812Watch the affiliates or the CHLPlenty of free ice hockey on Yootuba tonight: FPHL and WHLFLOHockey is still dealing with an internal server issue that is unrelated to the Microsoft outage this week, but they are mostly up and running, so AHL, ECHL, SPHL, OHL, and QMJHL should also be up tonight >also, LNAH, USHL, and collage hockey will be on if you're into that kinda stuff
>>158595823that saggy slop dumper?no thanks bro
>>158595615I mean the President's Trophy winners rarely win the cup. Florida was only third in the Atlantic in 2025, and Vegas made the finals last year in a shit Pacific Division. Some teams seen to unintentionally do this. I remember last year, Carolinas last regular game against Ottawa was a loss then they beat us in a sweep in the playoffs. Seems some teams do rest a little before playoffs.
>>158595846kill yourself trb
might go out and try this starbucks tiramisu latte
>>158595842now they really need comfort, not even 4 minutes
>most dangerous draw in Tampere
>>158595863oh dear, 3-0 in 4 minutes, why even play these games
>>158595645Euro teams having natives as their team logos will never not be funny to me
>>158595877Me neither
>>158595735So /krak/ can lose twice internationally. Thank you, Gary.
>>158595865kys
do you think the usa tendie will have to make a save before the third period
>>158595742Very few players have bonuses. Kids on ELCs need to secure their position so they'll try no matter what. Old vets get cushy easy bonuses based on games played so they don't actually have to try for them>>158595615Gotta make hay while the sun shines. You never know what injuries could come up and derail your season. Load management doesn't protect you from some asshole kneeing you
>>158595893denmark only has 8 professionals lmao
>>158595923>that defenseWhy did people rate the Sharks again?
>>158595923So their best player is Askarov after all?
>byen Danmark, ya
>>158595938??? did they? i think everyone just likes rooting for a meme team with a young supasta
>most dangerous lead between a burrito and my raped asshole
>>158595972
>>158595521how so?
>>158595735so only two teams have to deal with the BS of going to europe
>>158595887a gift for you from /cric/
knights play today bros
Helsinki marches on.
didnt ask
>>158596014bosh
>>158596016
>>158594198>samir>laffsretarded newfag
>scoreless draws in Germany
What was Gary’s thought process when he scheduled a bunch of games yesterday while I was out working late but scheduled almost no games on Friday night when I’ll be home alone?
>>158595877We need Sami mascots
>>158596051You gotta go back.
>>158596057>Friday night when I’ll be home alone
>>158596057https://www.youtube.com/@WHLWhiskey League will never leave you, lad
>>158596066where?
>>158596051All 4 Ontario teams are samir teams
>>158596086to your vpn
remember when the maple leaf pro wrestling's "womens" champion was a tranny but then >our based gypsy slut gigi won
No, I don't read them books
drunkenly talked shit to my neighbor's ring camera and called him a pussy bros do they have microphones
>>158596095what vpn?
>>158596114yes and it's a misdemeanor in some areas to trespass like that
Life finds a way
>>158596138nice! sweden has a chance to win bronze now
>>158596138those players would get better development. who has ukraine ever sent to the chel?
>>158596138>you're not allowed to invade a nation and steal their players I guess we should scrap the invasion of Michigan then
>>158596153can we trade michigan for alberta?
>>158596138oh no not people from the places that don't want to be part of Ukraine and said "please annex us Russia, they're fucking killing us" back in 2014how could any of those people POSSIBLY be allowed to play for Russiathe country that they explicitly want to joinself-determination for me, but not for theegod I despise this gay shitlib order and cannot wait for it all to die
>>158596168alberta for north dakota, vermont and a second round pick
>>158596172This logic is retarded and would create chaos everywhere as we have invented the concept of owning something from a distance. You can’t vote your yard to independence, you just happen to live there
>>158596138Why don't they just settle the war with a hockey match? Buncha debils.
the guy who lost to bud aka the eternal thread ruiner back at it again
>>158596219what the fuck are you attempting to say
>>158596131oh well he is a pussy desu
That Hitler is a real asshole like what the fuuuck??
>>158596152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y12td-nG_uk
>>158596246Pussies call the cops, and hire lawyers.
>>158596242Just because you live in an arbitrary region doesn’t mean you own it. It hasn’t worked like that in probably thousands of years
>>158596248The more I learn about him, the more I'm starting to think he was a real jerk.
>>158596172>believing propaganda because it goes against people you don't like Chuds really are useful idiots for the elites
>>158596197deal. take that cunt exgf that lived in vermont and delete her memory from my life
>>158596246Is he? In that case, he's probably more likely to call the cops and file a report If he's paranoid and has money, he might even hire a lawyer and file a restraining order
>>158596152Keith Tkachuk
>>158596260I'm sure you'll make a coherent point eventually (I'm actually not sure about this at all)
>no oilers habs or canes todayGood job Gary…NOT!
>>158596270>useful idiots for the elitesare there just no mirrors left in Canada or what
>>158596278>bro just redraw regions and shift people around to suit your needsWhat a great concept, this totally won’t be abused
>>158596255>>158596273don't care he was rude to my dad.
>>158596310take your redneck feud elsewhere please
>>158596310I'm on your side bro. You might be a bit of a fag, but you're /hoc/ so we'll throw down the mitts if he tries anything stupid with you.We might not be the best fighters though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6ZtH8XXDsg
>>158596086>Samir accidently shut off his VPNKWAB
>>158596310Make sure to tell them that when they show up to ask questions about the "incident"
I was watching a video about baseball and apparently there are famously bad umpires that basically everyone hates. Other than ragging on >refs generally whenever questionable calls are made, does hockey have any refs so bad people actually know them by name?
>>158596347Gun to my head, I couldn't even name five active baseball players.I still know who Angel Hernandez is.
>>158596347redditors hate wes because he actually lets them play
>>158596347redditors hate tim peele too
>>158596355congrats on being shoot gay ya homo
>>158596378You would spend even less time with cameras pointing directly at mens asses while watching pro-wrestling than baseball.
>>158596364>In 2023, after an under-10 hockey game, Peel allegedly followed two 17-year-old officials into a dressing room and berated thembeast mode
>>158596364Has there ever been a more retarded ref. Literally gets caught on hot mic saying he wanted to draw a penalty just because he wanted to
>>158596394Refs are part of a hive mind. They are all equally debil'd.
i don't like looking at asses, I like kicking assess cuz I'm an Ass Man
>>158596385i watch baseball with my dad and my son because we're White
Um leafs bros... There's trouble in paradise....
>>158596405
>>158596356>>158596364Do you base all your opinions on what redditors like and dislike?
>have a drink>start thinking about something stupid and get angry >commit an act of criminal trespass >commit an act of criminal threat, assault, and intimidation>commit an act of disturbing the peace>commit an act of harassment and stalking>and that was before they broke out the breathalyzer
>>158596408I'd have probably offed myself long ago if I were coaching laffs. No passion, no desire to win, nothing.
>>158596327huh?
>>158596415>Take a shower>Hit the weightsBut then I'd just have to take a shower again.....Thats retarded
>>158596442absolutely debilish
>not constantly bathing yourself because you work out repeatedly and smell like locker room stench
>>158596442It's not like you were having sex, or gaining height, so you were skipping steps anyway.
>shoot cry kwab
>>158596454I keep my hockey gear in my car in my bag after playing so that it ferments over night and still feels cold and wet when I put it on for the next game
>>158596499still plenty of time left
>>158596424>>158596498
>>158596255yeah if someone drilled you through the window with a hollow point at thanksgiving dinner and peeled out in a hellcat your family would shrug and say "well we ain't pussies! too bad for steve" and resume eating
>>158596499They really need to have a mercy rule in these hockey tournaments no one benefits from getting shellacked
>>158596534>still seething
>>158596534abe you are a pussy
steve btfo
>>158593725My yotes :')
finna go wage now bro's
>>158596576take care
>>158596576F
>>158596576based cook chad
>>158596576don't piss yourself this time
>>158596576Go SteeliesGo Fernando
>>158596600wtf
>>158596621ahh yessir also go cousins that guy rules tybc
>>158596629What's that about Cousins?
>>158596633I should probably delete that version.
>>158596643Wow hockey is a violent sport. Why is this allowed? Bunch of low iq meatheads.
>>158596629
>>158596706My yotes :')
12-0
>>158596643YOU GOT KRONWALLED
>>158596197Vermont, Maine and Chappell Roan
>>158596460canadians don't eat mich pan cakes tbqh
13-0
>>158596149Wagiebros we're almost free
>>15859681930 more minutes :DDDD
>>158596786wut
>>158596347Mick McGeoughhttps://youtu.be/TrpxnkTlAKU
I can’t believe I thought he’d be an elite player at one point
>>158596848cope its not his fault
Wagekings my legs are sore... my resolve is... weakening...>>158596776Not sure kronwall ever had that clean a hit
i drove 3 fucking hours to herning to watch denmark get raped. fuck me
>>158596888checked
>>158596897Fun
>>158596897
>>158596859>blaming a single gm when 3 others gave up on himpeak reddit
>>158596868
>>158596963/sp/ would rather the rags and laffs share the next 20 cups in a row than admit a heckin' finnarino was at fault for anything.
>>158596897did you expect something else?
i remember when elliotte friedman said bulji was part of finlands golden generation.
>>158596987i mean, not really. i didnt expect denmark to win but i wasnt thinking it was going to be a 14-0 game. atleast i get to see my friends here in herning.
>>158597058And he was right, it's just that Finland's standards are in the toilet.
>>158597074>wjc gold >iihf wc gold >oly goldwhat more do you want?
>>158597058He was, right up until he went to play in the NHL
>>158597111checked
>>158596985>rags, sure, but >laffs? Not a chance.
>>158596888Why is copey so mad?
>>158597104He wasn't in Olympics gold team.
>>158597058For me it's Olli Juolevi
>>158597137he was there in spirit
>>158597144
>>158597144jlmi
>>158597136Someone mentioned taking a foul marner
>>158597182clean hit... to the head
>>158595061ez for my habsies
>>158597182you love to see it
>>158596706??? what is this list? i understand the >rags and flamiacs memes but golden knights jerseys are fucking awful. helmets are sick though
>>158597182RED-HEEMED
it started snowing earlier today bros
i didn't have nashville on my cup contenders predictions tbqhdesu
>>158597269It's almost dark already and I haven't even left work yet :( I miss the summer
>>158597242When you go with gaudy gold like the Knights have, you either look fantastic, or tacky as shit.They still haven't found a nice balance, but I love their helmets either way.
>>158597269Stepping out for a smoke break last night was the first time I've had those "oh shit, it's actually winter" shivers.
>>158597276Trotz was the problem...
you now remember the gaylord entertainment center
no i don't
>>158597444checkedWhat is this UI? N-Gage or something?
>extraordinary circumstances are we under attack bros?
>>158597545get rekt burgersshoulda gave it back
>>158596420Yes
>>158597545kwab>land of the free
>>158597545Good thing the Jets don't play tonight.
>>158597545gary's safe, that's all that matters
>>158597648Are we certain?Has anyone tried buying a jersey lately?
>>158597545Thanks Gary
think gary is mossad?
>>158597701No.[hocspoiler] Mossad answers to Gary.[/hocspoiler]
Gary is Stasi
>>158597545Will players be forced to bus?
>>158597701gary is everything wrong with this world
>>158597747By golly, you're about to experience a case of aggravated sexual assault!
how many jerseys did bud buy last year?
>>158597736imagine getting on a bus to winnipeg
gary should put out a /hoc/ jersey, id buy that
remember that crazy chinese fella that chopped off buddy's head on the bus? think that was manitoba
>>158597756king kong bundy>wet fart
>>158597771i think that was in portage la prairie or something
>>158597793there you go
>>158597763>Islanders worth more than Vegas
>fights through 309 games:>91>t-most since 2016-17thank you, gary
>>158597829league average gaa is at 2.96the highest since '96
WAGING IS OVER :DDDD
>>1585977630
>>158597545Is it finally the end of the world?
>>158597803got away with it too
>>158597819Vegas is a tourist city with with a temperamental fanbase.
Jack is being recognized for his clutchness
>>158597880FREEDOM!
>>158597900based
>>158597923>kids choice awardthe only retards that would give him recognition for that
>>158597545>communication issue affecting many airports HackersSame reason Microsoft went down yesterday
>>158597976Jen
this girl at the bar is saying the f word too much and i dont find it attractive
>>158598075Why you here and at the bar at the same time
>>158598075Gay bars have better music.
>>158598075Call her a fag, and see how she likes it.
>>158598075Tell her that lesbians don't have the right to say faggot
>finn this>finn that>finn me>finn off
>>158598077waiting for my nigga
>>158598088
>>158598075edp lookin ass frog frfr
>>158598109true
>>158598022that was just incompetence, likely due to using AI to code in place of the actual programmers. they've done nationwide groundings for basic system failures before too.surely they'll have to reschedule games. not everyone is going to be in bus distance.
I hope everyone rested up so they can stay up late and watch the shitty hockey games Gary made for us today
>>158598147I'm usually pretty quick to have fun assuming attacks and the such, but this is one I am willing to chalk up to incompetence so far. The FAA were still using 5.25 and 3.5 floppies, and this has been a problem for a long while. They were talking about finally upgrading, and odds are they tried to just let AI fix it to some extent, and you get what we have here. >or so they would have us believe
>>158598178It was aliens. I work for the DoD.
>>158598187I FUCKIN A TODA SO!
When AI agent swarms hack our infrastructure and end the hockey season just remember my Devils would have won the ‘up and are the spiritual champions
try to spot me on the telecast screen tomorrow evening, bros
>>158598195Do you have a /hoc/ sign?
>>158598178You should be quicker in killing yourself you raped faggot
>>158598187
>>158598208
>>158598197Are Canadian domestic flights also grounded?
>>158598216nope, our infrastructure isnt third world tier unless its located in alberta
>>158598195>MOMMMM! GET THE CAMERA! PEKKÄ IS ON THE TV!!!1!
>>158598216no
>>158598197>>158598206flying almost sounds more inconvenience for some of these teams>>158598208phenomenal post
>>158598216No
>>158598228The aliens will come for you next, leaf.
>>158598205I do not, but you can recognize me wearing my donald duck cosplay (shirt on, but no pants).
>>158598237I'm gonna pick some random guy in the crowd behind the benches and pretend it's you then. Enjoy the game! (Hopefully they've already traveled there??)
>>158598234
>>158598228No, it’s because you’re irrelevant and nobody is trying to attack you. What are you going to do if America gets hacked and taken out? Nuke Iran? Oh wait
>>158598216we don't use ai, no
>>158598254>What are you going to do if America gets hacked and taken out?rejoice
>>158598216nhl teams flew out last night after the game, newfag.
>The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) is expanding use of an $875 million AI tool, SMART, to “assist in managing air traffic across the entire national airspace system,” Ars Technica reported on Thursday—but the agency says that the route-management software will not affect air safety.
>90% of the alien sightings on the planet are in usa
>>158598266money well spent
>>158598260I prefer not to be called a fag, thanks.
>>158598266SI*
>>158598266This wasn’t the issue but it might become a cover story. Flights are being grounded in between Microsoft going down and National Weather Service’s radar going down. It’s a continuation of the AI agent swarm hacks that are still escalating and still testing boundaries. The big hack is inevitable and Rubio has already given orders to prepare military bases to become independent from the national power grid
>>158598274He called you a newfag, newfag; don't shit all over our traditions
really missed the opportunity to call it SMRT
>>158598291>not shart
>>158598285Should I stock up on toilet paper?
>>158598296You should unironically stock up on water and non-perishables, I’m not a prepper but this one is legit
>>158598285skynet is here finallyI know some of you were waiting for this day
>>158598296By this time, the grocery stores have all been ransacked and burned to the ground >We're on our own now -_-
>>158598312no seriously, kys
>tfw no bullet train
>>158598285sports betting and porn are still making money the recession hasnt started yet
>>158598285Husband is an FAA manager. Yes, it is comms and radar equipment failure. He’s been at work since 6am. He is a National Airspace Systems Operations Manager.
>>158598351haha, GAY
>I'm sorry, but I am not at liberty to disclose how long we have had this moon rink at this time>We do believe these to be Earth bruins. We have no reason to believe these to be Lunar bruins, or even Saturn bruins
>>158598237I’ll keep my eyes out for you :)
>>158598351are you a girl?
>>158598410no, flames fan
>>158598197>>158598206Oh boo who their charter flight gets in 3 hours later than it otherwise would
>>158596302your globohomo masters do it all the time, swedecuck
>>158598267We’re God’s chosen people
>crying about globohomo on the internet
>>158598213still tony?
>>158598285YNR memory safety requients being cut from national infrastructure safety guidelines by DOGE because musk liked C++ over Rust
I think we are missing the important thing, which is that the Rangers will be playing tonight, to the edification of many.
its friday the 13th and scary plane shit happened
>>158598336Addictions carry on through recessions
>>158598492bros...
>>158598492Wow it is friday the 13th! I never noticed lol
>>158598464>t. globohomo enjoyer
>scoreless draws
>>158598502Spooky season remains
>>158598544It was foggy all day as well. Wild. Might put on some SpongeBob to compensate lol
This year, we had THREE St. Vorhees Days !!>we're so lucky, aren't we, gang?
>>158598559I thought it was going to snow but it was just rain
Make the next thread Devils themed
>>158598513cant enjoy the internet without the globohomo
>>158598513we know you're a globohomo enjoyer, we don't sign our posts here
Shake Shack or 5 guys lads?
>scoreless in Cape Breton
>>158598589Web 1.0 was anti global homo
>>158598603Your mom likes 5 guys In her assAll night long
>>158598603fasting and purging
>>158598615source?
>>158598603I've never had shake shake, but 5 guys isn't anywhere near worth what they charge anymore, so I vote for a microwaved salad.
>>158598351GAAAAAAAY
>>158598615too bad /hoc/ isnt a 30+ genny anymore
>>158598589>>158598594t. sameglobohomo
>>158598631>>158598631
>>158598603Shake Shack. And use surfer lingo when you order
>>158598230Sharks could make the bus ride from San Jose to Salt Lake atleast.Just 12 hours...
