im fucked
>>158587236look at the deceit in his eyesthe spite born from being brownwhat a dog
I don't know about all of you, but I'm choosing to believe Usman over Pat
>>158587254>You need to call him a farkin paki rat, Pat>He's not your friend
Pat refuses to sue usman for defamation because he knows all of this being tested in court will fuck him up royally. thats why he wont sue even though he claims usman lied about him, defamed his character which is enough grounds to sue. think about it
mate you were meant to use this as the op
yes but usman is a paki so i do not believe anything he says, howsoeverbeit
YFO
if ussie kept his trap shut he could have remained and honorary australianhowever...
I think I'll focus on the NZ/India series, where the game is played with the integrity our proud sport deserves.
i just don't give a fuck. media scum should be thrown into the sea for bringing this back upthat paki played for 15 odd years. he did nothing else noteworthy during his career that can promote his book?
qrd on the press conference?
yeah cos nothing screams aussie like throwing three teammates under the bus and take away their livelihoods for a fuck up that everyone was responsible for. pull your head out
>>158587281*spoort
usman learnt it from his brother
>>158587281Oh yah and stop posting in /hoc/ you cunt
>>158587292Usman may have to leave the country
i don't give a rats clacker that they>used the sandpaper>tried to disguise it>maybe covered up who was involved>investigated themselves and found nothing wrongplay the game and sand the fuken ball
Reminder: Usman Khawaja is on The Grade Cricketer podcast tomorrow afternoon
>>158587308why?
*ignores controversary bullshit and gets its excited for criggy this arvo*CRIGGY BROS ITS HAPPENING
>>158587292usman has just announced hes running for the cricket australia CEO job
>>158587316cos ill heem him if I evr see him agian
>>1585872921 hour of australia's brave>Pat 'These allegations' Cummins>Pat 'I don't know' Cummins>Pat 'I can't recollect that' Cummins>Pat 'I'm hearing that for the first time' Cummins>Pat 'It's a difficult one' Cummins>Pat 'I'm wrestling with that' Cummins>Pat 'I was young back then' Cummins>Pat 'It hurt my feelings' Cummins>Pat 'I'm not familiar with ball tampering except for using sandpaper, superglue, pencils, sweets, mints, stanley knives, concrete slabs, rare earth minerals from the australian outback and cough syrup' Cummins>Pat 'My wife shouting at me was actually her being mad at Uzzie' Cummins
Guys, this is a huge day for Sheffield Shield cricket. Can we please clean up the thread and focus?
>>158587331hi Pat
tough watching back those smith and warner crying press conferences now knowing that they took the blame for the whole team
BREAKING NEWS: The cricket.
damn Konstats can do that?!? is this the state of origin of cricket?
australias whole culture was meant to be me mates, mateship, how ya going mate etc. but they were all complicit and just threw stevie and davie under the bus. sad!
had anyone heard the rumours that apparently the australian team cheated at cricket?what does everyone in here make of that?
Uzzie got totally truthmogged by Cumdog. How's he going to liemaxx his way back to neutral izzat?
Weird how Australia aren't playing cricket today and they're still the centre of the cricketing world
>playing cricketcheating at cricket*
Background:>Usman Khawaja has blown open a near decade old case of ball tampering with new information that the entire team was across the scheme. This directly contradicts the testimony of the bowling unit in 2021, thus calling them liars and scoundrels.>Additionally, Usman has claimed that he was snubbed from the Australian captaincy for racist reasons, and called Travis Head a backstabber for wanting to open the batting in his place.>Please ignore the fact that Usman's book releases soon - available in all good bookstores.Khawaja takes to social media to desperately defend himself:>>158524195 #>>158524251 #>>158558564 #Excerpts:>>158563541 #>>158555908 #Pat Cummins Press Conference:>Pat took to the media on Friday morning to dismiss Usman's allegations as 'complete and utter nonsense', noting that Usman had been completely flippant with players' careers with vague and unsubstantiated claims, behaviour unbecoming of a friend.>Pat also dismissed and revoked Usman's use of the race card, denying this was any reason as to why he was not selected as captain.>Pat also got quite animated when describing all the methods of ball tampering he had heard about throughout the years, like seeing an old friend.>He also confirmed his wife, Becky, was frustrated about Usman's comments when they were pictured in a heated conversation on Thursday >>158581574
they need some stump mics on this coverage its awful this is just listening to two blokes talk with cricket in the background
This is prime Michael Jordan playing a game of basketball with a bunch of randoms on the street.
>>158587292all bloody utter nonsense moiteWORSt PressieEVA
>>158587409based Konstats fan
>>158587403Bold of them to assume it's Oscar worthy
>>158587292keep joe denly away from the medicine cabinet
the internet was a mistake
Why does Todd Murphy wear glasses when he bowls?So he can see the bowl go over the boundary to six!Just thought of that. Let me know if you think it's funny and feel free to share with you're friends
really makes you wonder if any australian team has ever partooken in any sporting event without cheating.
>>158587436KEK
>>158587447raygun got to the olympics by literally cheating the entire selection process in australia
>>158587436actually quite good haha
>>158587435>reactroons
>>158587236Not an Australian and never will be
>>158587447well the national rugby league team cheated recently but no one really cares because no one follows league
why didn't Pat tell me that this sheffield shield cup was just going to be two guys talking about who opens for cricket matches coming up and not the one currently being played, seems dishonest
safe to say that pat cummins looks really bad after the presser, he let his wife rattle him the day before publicly in front of his house, blamed it on usman, then called him a liar, said he had grounds to sue but wont(because he knows he'll get rekt in court), listed all the ways he couldve cheated for some reason, threw some unnecessary compliments for usman to make it seem like he doesnt full on hate that muslim despite spending the whole presser ripping on him. absolutely brimming with rage trying to smile it off. that boy got cooked
usman lost the narrative when he cucked out after one media interview tbqh
Ausjeet my son..
micksperg on a mad damage control run. must really love pat
I've hated pat cummins for years (if not decades) so this latest development makes me feel really good. Vindicated. Justified.
ive hated pat cummins for years, but him not holding back in destroying musman today has made me seem him in a new light
>>158587629this, the era of redpilled Pat Cummins stars now
>>158587629>>158587647>No more Captain WokeCaptain Chud, greens party membership revoked.
Gentleman Pat. A professional both on and off the field. In 2018, at just 24, he was at the beginning of his Australian Test career. More than eight years on, he's now defending something that senior players and management once had a much greater say in. A lot changes over eight years, but his professionalism and personal integrity remain part of the conversation.
making a tinder profile. Should the 'prompt' that I answer divulge:>Nausea was a kind of shitty novel but the guy is literally me and it makes me want to kill myselfor>I drink alone and sing Smiths karaoke until I cry?
Pat got in a spat.
with his black and white cat.
out the front of his flat
c-combo breaker
thats my captain
Live scenes from the Australian dressing room at Cape Town in 2018
>>158587901big changing rooms mate, i dont recall seeing this
>cheat>lie about cheating>infighting over which lies they toldKEKAROO DIRTY ROTTEN CONVICT IJJAT PLUMMETING TO NEW ALL TIME LOWS
I've considered your story and found it lacking. You neglected to consider this and it will unravel your narrative. Consider this a warning.
This whole saga was overblown at the time and even moreso now.
Dirty rotten convicts are too low iq to understand it's not even about the cheating by using sandpaper on the cricket ball. It's that they pinned the blame on some numpty to cover up the whole team being in on it. And now they're turning on each other as they try to keep up the façadeNo honour amongst convicts
150 for Konstas
>>158588019looks like richard osman
>>158588071>seething this much at AustraliansLol
Given what we now know, are any of australia's past cricketing victories actually legitimate?
any cricket on today?
>>158588107Not in my mind no i dont respect Australian cricket, their cricketers or their fans
Embarrassing to see how hard the CIDF (convict ijjat defence force) are trying to defend their tanked ijjat (which just makes them appear even more guilty kek)Methinks the convicts doth protest too much
>>158588122yes mate
thats my hunk
LYING RAT
> entire team is in agreement that usman is wrong> pakis: t-there is infighting
>>158588134Its embarrassing that you think one player's claims outweigh the rest of the team's
Postman Woke is the epitomy of a convict: behind the casual style and passport smile lies a devious lying cheating cuntThere's no coming back from this shitshlw
paki rhymes with zachybit in this
thats my husband
>>158588224and spaccy
>>158588226LYING RATreckon cummo was going to bawl and admit everything but his misso drilled some sense into him. utterly bamboozled that paki RATreckon it’s the death knell for their kind in the oz team now innit
>>158588107>2003 WCRescinded for using illegal carbon-plated bats>2007 WCRescinded for cuck Gilly using an illegal item in his gloves
>yeah bro, that stoic guy is totally being mindfucked by a screeching gashkek, low test jeets projecting
Pat was anything but stoic out there moiteyou silly person
>>158588202One bonus hour of yard time has been deposited to your prison bennies
*makes em seethe*
>>158587372lol what everyone hates each other here
holy shit look at all the international flags seething get over it you fucking pussys
In my country, Tom Taylor's inswinging yorkers are worshipped as a god
Don't even care about cricket, I'm just here because I hate browns.
You're not in guatemala now dr ropata
>>158588122depends on what you mean by "cricket"
>>158588605Hi Pat, welcome to the cricketing general.
How do we keep winning every toss and opting to bowl first?
that is one seriously zesty peewee
>>158588703>sandpapers the red off the ball
looking back on that mitch marsh presser last night, he really isnt captain material
indians really do be like>hmmm, anil bumshit sukdik... yeah that's a fire name for my baby yo
>>158588787fr tho
>>158588703the face you see before a buck 20 rocket rears up at you, waist high
>>158588703Thats just what white people look like
>>158588807>t. Anusfull Cumbog
bay oval is pretty nice, just dont point the camera at the salt factoryt. caught a six there one time
>afl - rapey>cric - cheats>nrl - piss drinkerswhy are ausfailians like this?
>>158588854>salt uhhhttps://www.customs.govt.nz/about-us/news/media-releases/customs-seizes-100-kilograms-of-cocaine-in-taurangahttps://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/operation-toucan-250kg-cocaine-shipment-seized-five-arrested/GLS223XZJJHLXCQKJQ3JVCPGFQ/https://www.police.govt.nz/news/release/three-charged-following-two-year-investigation-new-zealands-largest-cocaine-shipment
>>158588863We're all pissed up cheating rapistsExtremely high t country. You wouldn't understand
my test levels have gone up a lot since crossing the ditch
>>158588894looking good m8
Australia might have the Ashes, but England will always have the Spirit of Cricket
>>158588787
Wait till you hear about Australian rugby league refs and the bunker being used for cheating
DROPPED THE YOUNG-ARSEDEEP CUP
Team England (and Wales): Cricketing Police
>>158588958x2
Young Won’t
>soshit shartma
>>158588500>allit's one spastic
>>158588992Yung Wont is a Chinese actor mate
anyone going to the odi the day
at the press conference, cummins should have just said>yo, wazzup, just here to say that usman khawaja is NOT my nizzle anymizzle fo rizzle. wordand then just 360'd and walked away
where the the /cric/ drinks on the 25th? I land at 3:30pm melbourne time.
sidefart is such a unaesthetic batsperson
>>158589121no but i’m going in Adelaide
>tune into criggy>still talking about shit sigh
Sammy K is getting a recall, isn't he. His brainlet bashing works too well against Shield tier bowlers.
>>158589484hes not even a brainlet anymore, hes solid now
>do you have absolute proof of the whole team was involved>well unfortunately we can't go back and talk about it what a little snake warner is
>>158589484We just pick him for indian series
Pretty funny how sebshit endlessly craves pozzie poster attention in /cric/ and /alf/ but sticks the boot in extra hard in a moment like thisThe mask has slipped. Shameful. Khawaja-esque, even.
>walsh
>>158589540mahli! xD
been reading comments from socials and wherever the pat cummins presser has been posted, seems to be evenly split down the middle in terms of reactions to pat.one point i find interesting that ive seen no one in these threads address is that how do 3 batters take the fall for something that benefitted the bowlers most? and pat claims he and the others knew nothing, just doesnt add up
sbw, in the pub toilet
>>158589600Basically what it comes down to is australians are cheating scumbags. Any further questions?
>>158589600do you think the batsmen also have to be instructed to shine and look after the ball?
>>158589600it was just warner's personal idea that he convinced a nervous newbie to go along with smith only took the blame due to his role as captain
WHY ARENT ONE DAYERS ON FTA ANYMORE REEEEEE
>>158589600I liked seeing him say usman is a lying cunt, but this really doesn't make sensebowlers are more in contact with the ball than anyone else on the ground, why would the batters be in charge of scuffing, and why wouldn't any bowlers notice it at all
>Australia chooses to bowlYeah well it went well for us last time
the bowlers only hold the ball while theyre bowling itbatsmen have ALWAYS been the key shiners of the ballyou guys have never played cricket aye
but the bowlers know the condition of the ball more than a batter would, what use does a batter have for a shined ball or altered ball if hes not facing it?
he benefits from his team bowling out the other team for less runs
>>158589484His first innings where he mentally disintegrated bumrah was the funnest time ive had watching cricket, hopefully he brings some sovl back to the aussie side
>>158589951thats not a benefit
>>158589602legs akimbo, his penis erect
ok, so batters just alter the ball without the bowlers approval just out of no where without knowing who wants what. so do bowlers sandpaper batters bats without the batters knowledge too?
>>158590045No, but Steven may
>arshdeep singh is delviering my uber eats
*gets ready for the wtc and the spine tingling anthems*
Now we need to hear Warner's side of the story. He needs to just be completely honest and spill everything.
Imagine proof reading david warners book
will he ever shut up
>be's welcomed to my own countryAh. Good.
>>158590161crayon drawings need proofreading?
if you're a gay-arse little faggot, clap your hands>I don't clapif you're a gay-arse little faggot, clap your hands>I still don't clapif you're a gay-arse little faggot, and you really want to show itif you're a gay-arse little faggot, clap your hands>My hands remain firmly unclapped
>>158590173Crisp me to the missus talking about the neighbours dog
>>158590220https://www.skysportnow.co.nz/home
>>158590182yep, only the girl with most gold stars in the local preschool gets that job
nvm found one as soon as i posted thatbig turnout
Sometimes I’ll reference a post on here irl but I’ll say ‘my mate said’
I would like to be at the cricket
duck first ball
>>158590254i love you too
>>158590254i’m not your mate
>>158590045yes mate, exactly
that seam is absolutely WOBBLING
>>158589868see >>158589928and >>158590045we're talking specifically about ball tampering here, not regular shining on the pants between deliveries, why would THAT be the batsperson's province?
barley meardman
i'll show you ball tampering*unzips*
>we
>me
>pee
>pooland
have they brought niggra niggcher out?this is the sort of low-pressure meaningless series he would absolutely thrive in
fellow laptop-thumbers, how many beers deep are we all right now?
weer talking spucufucally about ball teemparung here, not rigular shining un the peents butween duluvuries, why would THIT be the bitspursuns pruvunce?
>>158590434fuck that's done himkek
>>158590434crisp Afrikaans enthusiast
>>158590433Parents are loaded and im on cenno ive been in the backyard pool drinking since 9am. mates coming over later with some pills hopefully good ones
>>158590324because its not exclusively the bowlers responsibility to look after the ballthe ball spends more time in batsmans hands between balls bowled so why wouldnt they be the best people to do the tampering?
>>158590434crisp ‘bart vs australia’ character
CUMMINS IS FUCKING BLIND*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*CUMMINS IS FUCKING BLIND*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
whatever david warner says, i am inclined to believe the opposite to be honest
>>158590513Without the bowlers knowing at all is the key issue there though.
not reading that essay lol
Finna llen
3 hour goon sesh looms
>>158590528same goes for usman desu, fucking grub
funnu llun
Usman didnt want to commentate today because alyssa said its on when she sees him
WE WANT BEARDMAN
fox should show some ethics and drop usman and warner from the comm team
>>158590596aren't they sharing a booth together (disgusting) at some point this summer too?can't wait for that on-air tension
Tomboys who wear makeup because they are forced to on certain occasions are cute in their awkwardness wearing it.
>>158590612based non sex haver
>>158590612... okay
Why do we get the worst people to commentate
>>158590612
>>158590612no, but Steven Maybelline iykwim haha
lowest morals are just the beginninghttps://www.bunnings.com.au/flexovit-115mm-x-1m-120-grit-timber-sandpaper-roll_p1210540
GOTTEM GONE
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO ENGLAND YOU FUCKING PRICK
>>158590642heh
>>158590652reckon they were using a finer 240 gritfor that subtle finish
Pat Cummins actually addressed this at his press conference today.He said he had received legal advice that some of the statements were probably defamatory.However, he explicitly ruled out taking legal action, saying he wanted to move on after eight years.
>>158590543because balls get scuffed up from play. sometimes you dont touch the ball for a couple overs and it looks totally different than the last time youve handled ityou dont need to know how its being looked after, you just presume your teammates are doing the best for the ballyou're presuming that the batsmen are like "hey pat, check it - scuffed the fuck out of it for ya"
>>158590640Standing like a dirty little slapper isn't he
>>158590640I recognise Tom Decent and Pete LalorDunno who the rest of them are
>>158590719no, he said he wont take legal action because if people start getting compelled to give evidence then pat knows he is fucked.
>>158587901>democracy is your vote having the same effect as these "people" while people with billions of dollars get thousands of votes a yearat least we're not speaking german
>>158590770nice try but with that logic he would be actually protecting the likes of usman and the other 3 players.His actual words were:>"I did get advised this week that some of the things that have [been] said are probably defamatory. I won't be doing that. You've got to move on. It's been eight years."https://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2026/nov/13/pat-cummins-press-conference-usman-khawaja-sandpapergate-australia-cricket-captain-statement-ntwnfb
>>158590770based dumb cunt
>>158590719based retard who doesn't know how law works
Chosen people Aussies laying the law down on their players while English and South African goyim get a slap on the wrist
HOWIE IN THE COMM BOX LETTTTSSSS GOOOOOOOO how long till he's called teh australian man
>>158590723Sounds like a pretty big cope from (You) mate.
>>158590982go play some cricket champ
Candace not giving birth raised the iq of australia
I love being a fucking retard
nzer having a field day
Is the lawn cunt in gaol yet for being a domestic abuser?
>>158590999*revs up the ryobi*
DROPPED THE HEAD-ROOT
root now destined for a brainiac 50
>>158590999>play*meant cheat at
Some kiwis have a massive chip on their shoulder about us don't they. Why don't they sandpaper it smooth?
nz just don't have the "grit" to handle a proper scandal like thisyou can tell how they are reacting to this storm in a teacup.
pretty sure you meant chup MATE
just get over it fucking hell happened eight years ago only female brained men want to bring it back up for discussion.
good tampering boys keep it up
>>158591133poopeelanders are foaming at the mouth lmao
>>158591152based webmlad
>>158591164Would mean more if they didn't all move here at the first opportunity
Bartlett looks like the child of Leonid Brehznev and Daisy Ridley
>>158591164they should save it for when konstas is flogging them around the park
>>158591346cozy
>>158591346comfy
>>158591346Sydneysiders pay 800 a week for this
>>158591346even a sink to piss in, heaven you can't suffer in the uk
crics so much worse than alfI dont think the browns who make up the majority of this general understand banter
A WICKET ON DAY BOO
M A H L IAHLI
>>158591401Think you're the only brown boy here champ
Pat is cooked
england is a JOKE
Will Young? He will.
>>158591414meant clowns no need to be racist aye
work called
>>158591439kek
Do you think cricketers share funny memes?
>>158591451Based Brazilbro
>>158591414>>158591437>>158591464
>>158591441Now you're calling brown people clowns. Not really doing yourself any favours
Do you guys wear Lacoste when you're watching the Cricket?
>>158591476Indians are White
>>158591451Monkeys are fucking gross.Cricketers too.
Beardmans fixed his action a bit used to collapse the front leg on impact
oh shit scenes at the airport nz's top order got out of their bucket.
>warner on *turns it off*
holy awks
Why is /gif/ full of porn I want to see industrial accidents
>POOTGOTTEM GONE PISS OFF
when are playing a team worthy of us
root more like poot lol
MAHLIANIA
Will Beardman transition into test well or is he gonna be a white ball baby forever?
I don't like cricket
>>158591563Dunno when bangladesh are playing us next
>>158591564kek
>>158591563No clue when we play Bangladesh next
>>158591569He has wanted to play test since he first startedHes going to be a star
>australia has no young play-ACK
Where did the kiwis go
>>158591580>>158591573The Kangaroo fears the mighty Bengal Tiger
Would you visit India say to watch a ipl match?
Just remembered eastern staters are all mongs
>>158591583Hence the questions m8So will he transition well into test or not?
>>158591601would never visit India
Will Young score a double?
so we can bowl but can we bat
>>158591605Now hes fixed his action, absolutely
>>158591601i visit.. for her
>Eng 4/56>NZ 4/247lol
>>158591603Remnants of the Ganges flow into the Swan River, you're in no spot to spastically point fingers
When will the first Indian Australian represent Australia?
england might need a wharfie time
>>158591649what the fuck are you on about
BEARDGOD!!!!!
Based Beardman finna be a white ball specialist
>>158591634Make it 5 for Englel
>>158591636Is india in the room with us right now?
>>158591671Im posting from my toilet so yes
>>158591666And NZ as well
mahli passes the eye testdecent cricketer too
England flew half way around the world for this
>Im posting from my toilet so yes
>>158591703triggered jeet, doesnt even make sense you dumb cunt kek
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
All a bit embarrassing now isn't it
>checks scorecardkek what are englel doing
>>158591710You sound angrier than me thoughbeit
india england poopeeland smacking their lips with the ageing ausgod lineupget ready for another 15 years of pain faggots, vidlers not even playing yet and hes better than beardman
>>158591732I suspect Australia is cheating again
>>158582280>>158582308
Johnson and Bartlett are the tim paines of the bowling lineupplace holders
>>158591590sorry m8 i'm back now
>>158591739Vidler has a 99 ATAR too
nobody is asking warner anything. he just keeps chiming in with a nervous voice
I've just decided this series matters heaps and one-day cricket is real cricket
>>158591750phwoar, fuckin sharp
>>158591761Yaaaay (˶>⩊<˶)
>we'll have a drive on the up outside off thankswhen will they learn
>>158591590Preparing for the world cup final
What Australia don't realise is that Ben Stokes absolutely loves situations like this
Pooper conolly aint it
>>158591772I hope both our teams win today and have a nice time on the park.
mate at the ground tells me warner was copping it from the (thoughbeit small) crowd before the game
FIVEFER ON DAYBOO
that journalist that asked pat cummins about beardman at the press conference this morning probably feeling pretty good about himself
Anyone noticed that british men have shit haircuts
>5-13 from 4.4 oversuhh australias got no talent coming through bros?
Par 80 pitch innit
Uhh, what fell out of the fielder's pocket?
>>158591799Friendship is the real winner today
>>158591817
beardman doesn't pass the eye testnot tall enough
>>158591765genuinely think he has a brain issue
>mahliwhat the FUCKget this cunt off the team
beardman looks a bit like reece walsh
>>158591825he cute as hell
>>158591831debunkedhe doesn't have one(a brain that is!!!!)
Beard man
>>158591841lol
>>158591846KEK GOTTWARNER
>>158591837basedgood on him
>>158591849more like weakstubbleboy
i wish he was bowling poorly because then i could post>mahli badman
>>158591864you should still post it anyway m8
>>158591837test teamright fucking now Bailey
>Beardman>has a moustache
more like mahli basedman
>>158591864I read this in a Jamaican accent
ez pz
>>158591863bit in this
FUCK WHAT A CATCH
Will Jacks?
>>158591888more like itssooverton
WTF are Englel doingit's not even Australia's main bowlers
Spencer Johnson looks like a Ken doll.
SantJESUS smacking sixes for fun
>>158591878
Xavier shartlett
>>158591878what third world shithole is this
at the ground lads. Warner is sitting by himself with his head in his hands
Smart money has England to win from here
>>158591933sybau
just get beardman to finish his overs. Why save him, these shit cunts arent going to save england
>>158591878>decking upside down
>>158591976I found the "Ryan Rickleton, Is Your Mom Single?" guy less cringe than this, but might just be me
>>158591972no it isnt. grooves on top
>>158591976>indian assimilatingis this ai
>>158591984nope
somebody get this deckhead outta here
a nice bowl at the stumps should cop a wicket here I reckon
william young
>>158591984bet your grooves are full of gunk m8not very groovy at all
>>158591984yeah thats wrong lmao
>>158591878lgm
>>158592006>>158591995thats lawnhomo new zealand, they lay pine decking groove up
I'm not a tradie but I've seen both ways, what's the difference in methods?
>>158592016mine is normie side up thank you very much
itll just rot in new zealand climate quicker. stupid cunt
grooves give grip in the wet, please be quiet decklets
all this is more fun than anything that has actually happened on a cricket pitch all year
>>158592021nz building code
>>158592021my dad layed them in alternating groove up and down when he built his decknot sure it matters whatsoever
>>158592016yeah because the fuckwit tradies there dont know any betteronly thing dumber than an aussie tradie is a peewee tradie
Could do with a couple more wickets desu
>using your deck in the rainishiggydiggy
LETS GO ZAMPA GEEEET HYPPEEEE
>>158592029kek griplet
>>158592021grooves underneath, people think it's for grip but it's not, decking timber swells and shrinks year round the grooves underneath allow for ventilation and the movement.
feels really good knowing I was right about the new zealand building code requiring non slip decking resulting in pine decking being laid groove side up
>>158592049t. knower
>>158592052Hes right, it offers no real grip but it passes nz building code if done groove up
>>158592051main decking does not require this, codelet
>>158592049thats what big deck wants you to think the truth is you're paying for flat faces but you're getting grooves (less wood) so you're being ripped off
>>158592051not if the deck isnt the main route of entry into the house
>route of entryiykwimwim
Solid test batting from England the draw is still doable
>>158592063its the main entrance from the backyard
>>158592063we built a boardwalk leading up to our front door and it's groove side downcouncil gave it the big okaysmoothchads stay winning
mad how theres still batsmen who play zampa like the ball is going to turn
I haven't seen batting this sloppy since poo peeland a week ago
i got a big deck here for ya
>beardGOD heems the top order>jelly uncs cock block him from taking more than 5
feels like shit on your feet walking on groove up
groove up just looks fucking retarded
>all out at the last balltickles the tism
334 it is
>>158592089either this or they want to sell more beer to the english so they're just plodding along
England still hold the SoC. Sorry Auscunts
- Thank You For The Venom
TON UP
i hate every cunt involved in sandpaper gate wish they'd all just shut the fuck up
WEW
>>158592114Everyone on that team are scuffed
>>158592108we lose we can't get to 100
>>158592121great post sir
>The name Mahli has primary Hebrew and Biblical origins, where it appears as Machli (מַחְלִי), the son of Merari and a Levite ancestor. In this context, it is traditionally derived from the Hebrew root ḥala, meaning "weak," "sick," or "infirmity," though some interpretations suggest meanings like "gift from God" or "harp."defo a gift from God they should let him get 6 wickets though!
Jacks Off
mahli shadman
LET BEARDMAN BOWL YOU FUCKS
>Shadman
if this bowler was a baker, he'd be mahli breadman
beardman is washed needs to be dropped
dropped on my cock haha
these young blokes have a good arm aye way better than the uncs
>>158592185Based suburban MILF
take a fokin wicket you bums
they're giving up the stumps BOWL AT THEM
the grim realisation that some aussies probably think baz is australian
>better leave mahli till the end just in casewhen are these career t20 plodders going to fuck off and give the young blokes a go?
Cheatstralia sweating
gone
AUSGODS ON TOP HOES ARE VERY MAD
SEX ON DAYBOO
i am the gattouz of /cric/
most wickets by an ausgod on odi dayboo
goodbye cummins goodbye starcits the beardman and boland show now
>>158592205hes got an australian name
>>158592222beardman is a proud aboriginal and torres strait person of non-desript colour too
good kid he's going places, really good interview absolutely mogs cumshit
BEARDwwwwwwMAN
Lmao
Rohit is done
Im falling in love with alyssa, used to think she was feralI get it now StarcGOD
if Kohli scores anything less than a century, he's dropped too
KWAB
Does the beard make the man or does the man make the beard?
>bindia
>Getting thrashed by New Zealand>Making an embarrassment of themselves over at microsoft Indian izzat at an all time low
3 for 0ohnono
>>>/wsg/6268980>healy calling howie the australian man
>0-2 in the first overkekKEK
what is Sonic?Where is Ultra Edg>>1585922643
B I N D I A K E K
GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILLION
GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW
New Zealand will win by 250+ at this rate
izzat a good over?
Did we sandpaper the ball or what? How did we get so good
uhhhhhh poobros...
triple wicket maiden
first run broswe can win
>>158592280first over toonever seen that
>>158592118>NOT YET THEY HAVENT
why didn't kohli review that
Matt Henry is twice the bowler and twice the man that Cummins is.
Sebbo gone strangely quiet ever since those 3 wickets fell
>>158592282I remember Irfan Pathan taking a wicket maiden in first over against Pakistan in Test
Pathetic aren't they.
>>158592288you love to see it
alyssa goes BANG
>>158592284Kino
131 looking like a pretty good score now that we've seen India
MATT HENRY'S GOT A HAT-TRICK ON PETER SIDDLE'S BIRTHDAY
Whats wrong with 0/3 in fhe first over? They can't always score 10 an over off the bat...
>>158592280>>158592282>>158592291>Irfan Pathan took a historic first-over hat-trick on January 29, 2006, during the 3rd Test match against Pakistan at the National Stadium in Karachi.
>>158592295what what did she do what
>>158592291>>158592301literally poo?
>>158592301jeet grounds dont count
>Teams losing first three wickets without a run on the board in ODIsPAK vs NZ, Edgbaston, CWC 1983PAK vs SA, Lahore, 1997BAN vs SL, Pietermaritzburg, CWC 2003AUS vs BAN, Mirpur, 2026IND vs NZ, Mount Maunganui, 2026Australia is honorary South Asian
>>158592301who cares this is an ODI
>>158592306Certain BASED nation showing up multiple times
>this poo desperately scrabbling to regain izzat
>>158592303Vaughn was going on about everyone needs to sit down and talk about it and hash it outAlyssa just said its already happened and get over it
>>158592278the australian woman
>>158592311yes, Pakistan
>>158592313Holocaust happened get over it we should forgive painter bloke
>>158592317he clearly meant Bangladesh you fucking tard
>>158592325>>158592325>>158592325whites migrate
bay oval looks like shit ngl
>>158592313best thing she's said in a comms box
>>158592278she looks quite beautiful there
