prev>>158593334
>rags
1993
YAY!
>>158598631
can the devils go back to being shit, their "fans" have already worn out their welcome
Rangers within regulationVegas within regulationEasy picks tonight
>>158598677Sounds about right. I am very hopeful that Vancouver pulls an upset tonight though. For the memes.
the more you doubt my canuckies the stronger they become :)
>>158598649We won our nation Olympic gold. Speak of Devils and their fans more respectfully.
>>158598649i can help you with your new jersey problem if you help me with my calgary problem
>>158598699>we
>>158598695Do they ever still rock the Judas Priest logo anymore?
>>158598708Not you, obviously.
>>158598631MY DEBBIES (: !
>Do they ever still anymore
wish Gary gave us more games, it's going to be too cold tonight to go out and have sex
Got to take a group photo on the ice at a fundraising ticket package I got
>>158598695The canucks will be unstoppable....after tonight. my rangies need to win
>>158598729I'll come to you
>>158598730N E A TEAT
>$55 riding on this game>>158598754I did feel like a weirdo being a solo dude not with a mormon or salvation army family
>>158598755Just so long as you start cussing people out for causing you to lose your bets.
>>158598755we're all so interested in your degeneracy. next time you take a shit you should post it too I guess
>>158598742ASL? feminine penis? Flames fan?
>>158598781>he doesn't let the thread know when he takes a marner
>>158598784Died aged 72 in 1841/f (nun)/right behind you
Gary might have to cancel some games cuz of all of this airport malarkey going on
where the fuck's hokej?
>>158598830Gary is mad at us.
>>158598730Based
Tar and feather Gary
>>158598781Anon betting a single smacker to add some drama to the game is not gonna cost me my home
punch gary in the back of the head
>>158598848better ideaLook at the Silly Frog>he's on a unicycle =3
Slap Gary with a cumsock
>>158598857>biting the hand that feeds (you)
>>158598824I guess we'll have to buy a lot of hometown remix jerseys to offset the losses
Go CanacucksDie Rangers die
>>158598865>monocular velocipede
>>158598857He would disintegrate
>>158598857Have to get past me and my friends first >:)
ball breaker gary, johnny cage style
>>158598888>>158598888>>158598888>/hoc/ runs /sp/
>>158598888check gary's digits
>>158598888CHECKED
>>158598888Gr8 8's m8
>scoreless draws
>>158598898>the mid
Zamn, imagine giving up government and insider secrets for THIS.......
>>15859893930 goal rempe, whatever happened there
>just late night filing
my sabres have to stop losing games
kill yourself trb
>>158598941kippers my beloved
i hope the nukes don't go off before puck drop
>>158598995fantastic post
>>158599054https://voca.ro/1kGcwm1WKqvq
>>158599054>the last recorded post on the internet before the bombs wipes it out simply said ">rags"
>>158599077my life for hire
>>158599077never know what hit em
>>158599054Gary needs a few ad breaks before he'll sign off on the plan
>>158599126On the bright side, the nukes require you to watch an ad before you can arm them.
Our Jetties :(
Don't worry guys, even if commercial flights are down, Gary is above such things. Gary will get the boys around. Jersey sales are counting on it.
I refuse to learn about this airport outage because it doesnt directly effect me.
>>158599158affect*
retro pandemic divisions?>ez cup for our habs
>>158599158Here is all you need to know about the jets situation.
I could literally out skate McDavid
>>158599161I knew it but doubted myself
>>158599170hi patrik
>>158599158its cuz US airports control air traffic with toasters and soupcans tied to string
So, SpongeBob is trying to get his boating license, but due to his nervousness, keeps crashing with hilarious results. what a great show hahahahaha
>>158599170
>>158599170but could you outgoon him?
>>158599179Floor it?
>>158599180>my OC is 3 years oldwhere does the time go, my laptop I have it on is kill
/hoc/ field trip to finland book it
>>158599194Planes are down. We're going to need to take a bus.
>>158599183most likely
>>158599194basedno swimsuits in the saunä
>>158599186
>>158599190i feel old boss
>>158599213kek
>>158599232this is literally like 17 years old now junior
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWMEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
>>158599238:DDDD
>>158599238>his is literally like 17 years oldWhy don't you have a seat?
>>158599268legal in some places!
>>158599277Just like my islanders
newfag fucking central
>>158599277So you though it was ok to bring a 17 year old onto /hoc/? Tell me, do you have any >rags or >laffs on you right now?
"newfag fucking" central
>>158599302No sir officer, just traveling with my harem of mormon wives to temple
spurdo wasn't funny in 2009 and it isn't funny now
>>158599324Ok, well now I don't see the bruised up wife, but I still see the kid with the poop.
mikkä is gonna be pisseddon't piss off finns
>>158599327
>>158599179in ontario you dont need to even go near water to complete your personal watercraft license
>>158599327take that back
>>158599350What's to know about the water? It's coarse and rough and irritating, and gets everywhere.
>>158599357that's sand
>>158599367dont reply to tryhard newfags bro
>le I hate everything gimmick Grow up
>>158599372you're right, i kinda lost it therethanks for getting my head back in the game
>>158599367That would explain a few problems I've been having around the house.
This is why hockey will never hit the general public as for instance soccer. the way you kids are spamming the thread is just ruining the whole experience for a grown man. Seriously. Grow up.
>Sun has gone down>Not a single puck has dropped yet
>>158599414>the sun has gone down>and the puck is still up>and long ago gary scripted the cup
Hoc is going to be dead if they don't figure out their plane issue
>>158599460Gary will find a way. You've just got to have faith.
>>158599500>BUTT I'M SHOWIN YOU THAT GARY. I GOTTA HAVE FAIIIIITHHHH
bros Cena is back on Smackdown toknight
hey guys, just got home from a long day at the cracker factorycould someone be a dear and update me on the current hockey scores
>>158599460Outside of the San Jose/Utah game tomorrow the next game that will be affected is Edmonton/Philly which starts at 7:30 eastern on sunday and requires both teams to travel. Gary has until Sunday morning to smack some bitches
>>158599535You've been crackalackin.
how would you call a shitty goalie in 2001?>limp biscuit
hey guys, just got home from a 24 hour shift at the humiliation factorycould someone be a dear and update me on the red wings/panthers game
>>158599539Whole thing is over. Gary fixed everything. Flights will be fine.
>>158599350Taylor Hall once failed his open-book boating license test
so uh wtf are games gonna get cancelled tomorrow
>>158599555yep just like slopdown
>>158599554not just oncelmao
>>158599547anon, i really want to share this with you but first you need to visit this websitehttps://letstalk.bell.ca/tools-and-resources/mental-health-information-support/
Please oh please oh please Gary let the cantpucks win tonight. It would be ever so funny.
>>158599574Alright, I've got 988 ready on my phone. Hit me with it
>>158599597
Petterson is bigger and tougher this season and tonight he will get his revenge on JT Miller
just had a Mug® Moment bros
my jersey order is sitting on the tarmac at one of these airports
>>158599624little jerry seinfeld
The real question is whether all the refs will be able to make their games since they fly commercial like the plebs they are
>>158599617For me? It's Bangs.
>>158599539refs and linesmen also arent on the same schedules as the teams
I thought they just threw out refs at the end of the night, and bought a new batch in each city.
Which players should be designated refs for the game if the refs cant make it?
>>158599640That explains why they are so bad>>158599644The pressbox heroes.
It's over they can fly again go home
our reffies ):
>>158599644We'll have to consults their eye exams. The worse their vision, the better.
>>158599624>paid millions>show up to the club with an untucked, wrinkle ridden blue shit and tan pantsthe bouncer doing the lord's work
garys magnetic pucks were interfering with the flight instruments
another big nothing burger
>>158599673Always is
I'd be so embarrassed if I was a burger to be honest Fix your ATC? Nah 10 billion to Israel! DOGE XD
>>1585996841993
>>158599684
not good times to be in the american century of humiliation
america peaked at gangs of new york its been shit since then
would have been really cool if the FAA stoppage was because of Ayylmaos
>>158599212See you there
you now remember stormy buanantony
>you will live to see the balkanization of America
>>158599740>yoinks new england
roman popery
>>158599757I saw Phil Kessel eat 3 big macs at McDonald's
test
>>158599764He must not have been very hungry.
>>158599720i do and used to think about her legs and getting hammered with her and making her laugh
>icular cancer
>>158599766Still dead I'm afraid.
>>158599777Checked, Inspected, Calibrated, and Tested
>>158599624Both of these guys know that in American culture, this fat big black dude (a Shaq type nig) is above them in the social totem pole.But hey, they got to hang out with the msn who killed America.
alright, this is taking way too fucking long. im going to find something else to do.
>>158599771Ah yes her legs aaaahhh yes her two legs
3-16 looks so absurd It's a new feeling being bottom of the league bad
>>158599795Did you start drinking early, or does it just seem that way because of how late puck drops tonight?
>>158599750I can’t wait to join the Nova Scotian empire
got some good strains of pre rolls that enhance the pucks
>>158599815I'm smoking a jay bludI thought the world was gonna be in another world war earlier but it turns out you guys are just next level incompetent.
>>158599814>3-16Can I get a hell yeah?
>>158599801You don't really want to miss a chance to watch the canucks trust me
>>158599818mhh that would be the République du Québecbetter brush up your french fréro
>>158599835thats a based from me
>>158599327It still is
>NYR/VAN>NSH/VGK
Happy Saint Vorhees Day, lads > From our house to yours...
>>158599846nyrvan nshvgk sounds like noises Cookie Monster would make
>>158599846nashville top tier team now
>>158599853Just don't say it when PK is in the room.
>>158599554I saw his cup the today
>>158599861All cuz of Stamkos what a beaut
>chytil back in the lineuphow many minutes before he's out again
>>158599874last two digits decide
Im number 1 Hockey fan in USA
>>158599880Post jersey
>>158599740Thank God
>>158599880hey kash, how is being brown?
>>158599878Is that game clock or his own TOI?
>>158599888checked
>>158599888gr8 8's m8
>>158599892It's gotta be TOI
>>158599892lets make it his own toi so he can enjoy himself
BOOOOOOOOO
>>158599888Love beers and Tkachuck brother
>>158599911Confirmed. That's probably 5ish games
God save the king, our home and native land
>>158599916based post
muh Steelies
>>158599923If you really want to injure the guy, you could do it in two.
>you ready?>you ready?>LETS GET IT ON!!!!
BEHOLD THE KINGTHE KING OF KINGS
flights back upreffies can flysaturday's games are safe
>>158599947
huge games tonight
ON YOUR KNEES DOG
>>158599960i didnt realize nashville has won 6 in a row and is actually good now
>scoreless draw
>>158599963>DOG
>>158599953*claps*
*tips the pilot*
FOR /HOC/
>>158599967Bizzarro Gary League
The nuckies are back baby
>>158599999/hoc/ RUNS /sp/>/hoc/ RUNS /sp//hoc/ RUNS /sp/>/hoc/ RUNS /sp/
>>158600000
>>158599999>/hoc/>>158599999>It runs /sp/>>158599999
>>158599999finally
>>158600003the league where playoff goals count towards regular season records
>>158599999
>>158600021what a meta response
>>158599999we did it!!
>>158599999Checked
Zibanejad looks homeless
>>158599999Oh Snap!
>>158600054He’s a desert dweller living in Sweden
>>158599999Sorry, but getting a get with a bunch of zeros is way more impressive than getting a get with a bunch of nines.
>>158600074cope
>>158600063He’s half finnish yearning for the tundra
>>158600074same probabilitysame value
>>158600017Kill yourself raped bitch
>>158600074>a bunch of zerosYour dating history>a bunch of nines/hoc/'s dating history
>>158600092>this is the least attractive /hoc/ poster
>>158600074
This is the turning point
no fucking way
>>158600085A post ending with 00085 is the same probability as ending with 99999. Do they have the same value?
>>158600081>>158600085>>158600092>>158600108Only weebs care about getting nines because there is that one loli they fap to that is obsessed with the number 9.
>>158600121I'll have to take your word for it, guy who even knows that.
>>158600120no but the probability of you being gay is high
>>158600142got 'em
Thanks for teaching me about the power of friendship, /hoc/You're the best
>>158600142bodied that freak
Why don't they play with the lights low, and a strobe light in the puck?
Wait a minute, Vancouver didn't get a glow-in-the-dark jersey, too, did they ???>how classic "little brother" of them, even if it doesn't glow in the dark
>>158600142weeeeeewwsh the trannies wont like this one
>>158600184raped retard
Refs should wave that one off
>most dangerous draw in British Columbia
>>158600196good post
Haha, you thought the Rangers were going to lose.
TOO MANY PETTERSSONS WHAT THE FUCK SVEN
>>158600211No one actually thinks the >rags are going to lose this one. We just think it would be funny.
>>158600222checked
>>158600092_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
Game is only tied, these fish can still win.
>>158599999CHECKED
orcas are mammals
>>158600267very good point, good comment >>158600254this is why pencils have erasers; don't feel bad
>>158600267Mammalian fish
>>158600222pettersson redemption arc against jt miller im afraid
Krakken are mammals
>>158600267Are you sure you're not thinking of tuna, which are actually birds?
>>158600297more like fent addicts
>>158600297A Kraken is a Nordic mythical sea beastie, lad
>>158600282Based
>>158600312Whatever happened to good old fashioned meth and heroin?
>>158600326sellers market
>>158600280They're actually smarter than humans
>>158600267>mammal>swimnice trolling bro
>>158600326squeezed out by big pharma
>>158600345If they are so smart, why aren't they beating the >rags right now?
don't understand why everyone gets upset at players busting when that's what I do every night haha
>>158600267Yeah?
>>158600326addicts have high tolerance and want intense highs so they use stronger things and before the strongest thing was heroin and now it's fent
>>158600374>addictsYou're thinking of orcas.
I'm a mammal
>>158600412/hoc/ is a mammy thread
>>158600326They’re relics of the 90s
