DAN YUSHO INCOMING ABEMA+VPN ALL UP IN THIS BITCH>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPREVIOUS THREAD >>158582310
>>158601289After y'day I can confidently say onosato is winning this basho. Dan is going to get fucking raped against him
is fujinokawa kill
>>158601302Dan will figure him out, Dan figured out Yosh and he eventually figured out everyone else who game him trouble in their first few meetings. Besides his overwhelming physical strength, Dan's superior intellect is his best asset.
>>158601337>Dan's superior intellectHe's agile and skilled but I don't think he's much smarter than anyone else, he sure doesn't seem so.
>>158601358lol
>>158601337Did you watch sato y'day? Definitely the strongest rikishi since tochi and teru. Better bullrusher than takakeisho.. he ain't losing to anything but a dishonarabu henka
>>158601377God I wish that was me
>>158601380And then he walks backwards.
takara leben~
>>158601337Ajigawa's tactical brilliance is one of Dan's greatest assets. I'm pretty sure that is a large part of how Dan ends up dominating anyone who gives him trouble in their first few encounters
>>158601381I forgot the rikishi it was osanai and sazanami
>>158601337He will never beat Sato by just doing straightforward sumo. Sato can always slap away whatever is in front of him, including Dan. So the question is whether or not Dan is willing to do some sketchy shit and lose hinkaku.>>158601368Well he's a physical genius. He got to Ozeki super fast without being a massive oaf. It probably explains his Nihongo being so natural as that's also about getting into a fast-paced flow.
>>158601414Jsa gonna give him a lot of shit over that desu
>>158601424I don't know which shinpan but one of them was saying something to him repeatedly but osanai was ignoring him. definitely going to get reamed later.
>>158601442Whats protocol for a lower level guy who's "insubordinate"?? Obviously they couldn't do shit about hak, but could they just bar the dude from competition if he continues?
Didn't realize how fucking big tenshoyama was Jesus
>>158601377mild change of facial expression noted on both shrimpmans
>>158601450toilet cleaning duty
Nishikigi with the awesome reversal
>>158601450>Whats protocol for a lower level guy who's "insubordinate"??in truth, kicking the shit out of him, only faggots talkpublic facing it's just disciplinary shit like docking allowance/pay, disallowing competition and shit like that. The stablemaster can outright retire their students if they so choose as well, iirc
>>158601450>Whats protocol for a lower level guy who's "insubordinate"??Forcing him to butt chug beer...
>>158601450It's hard to say because traditional values are going away. In the past the JSA could just yell at the stablemaster and then he would beat up his student. I guess the average jap today would say just fine him.
God damn asahifuji is a beast.. think he hurt himself though
wtf is Umeyama's tachiai
Big baller move by enho
extremely fucking rude of the japanese commentator to start talking about a zensho on day 6
>>158601639Waka is going to do it howeverthoughbeit.
So many former sanyaku in juryo...
>>158601639wtk is going to rape tamashoho
Eat shit ryuden. Loser ass
light work for nabatame
Ice cold
Takanosho fans, what day do we reckon the good times end and the marathon of pain begins?
>Middy's favourite rikishi is Fujiryoga>Middy gets nuked>Suddenly /sumo/'s favourite rikishi is FujiryogaHuh?
Kazuma desu
STOP THROWING SALT ON YOURSELF YOU ONLY HAVE TO WIPE IT OFF AND LOOK STUPID ANYWAY
>>158601711My favorite rikishi is Moriurara though
>>158601711>>Suddenly /sumo/'s favourite rikishi is FujiryogaLOL, NO HE IS NOT
No resistance on Kazuma at all
Kazuma...
kazuma literally what the fuck was that shit
>>158601735Get the Pentagon on the phone we've discovered a room temperature superconductor.
>>158601751kek
>>158601749>>158601744>>158601735what happened to "KAZUMA IS THE NEXT ONOSATO"? lmao
shodai sucks so much ass
WMH has the best bow when he passes a shinpan. Most guys simply nod their head slightly but he goes all the way.
Random question but who was the rotund happy sumo wrestler who got his jaw broken vs ishiura and basically got their career ended by it?? And is he still doing work in the shitter division?
>>158601773I won't lie I always look forward to it
>>158601762I know his Ozeki days are long gone but he looks especially checked out on this basho, it's kinda sad to watch.
>>158601781At least he isn't Kazuma who checked out mentally when he met resistance in Makuuchi.
WASHI WASHI TAMA WASHI!!!!!
>>158601774Akiseyama, he retired a few years back, borrowed kabu from Shimanoumi and coached for a bit but gave it back and is now trying be a personality
Surprised kinbozan and gonoyama don't get more of a pop from the crowd
What would you guys have on your kesho mawashi? I'd get that scene from JoJo S3 where Jotaro approaches Dio.
>>158601795I can understand thinking a gaijin with novelty value might get a cheer but why Gonoyama? He's about as generic as it comes in Makuuchi.
>>158601795I constantly mix the two up due to how bland they are and one is a muslim, not exactly easy to root for in japan
>>158601794>now trying to be a personality :( sad.. I always really enjoyed his slow fat ass. Hope he is able to live a somewhat decent life in retirement
>>158601796
>>158601796the star of david
>>158601804Personal bias mainly.. I thought gono was sanyaku bound when he first was coming up.
>>158601759Suffering builds character, people complain Onosato didn't have enough character (before becoming the one-armed man at least, I have heard less of that complaint recently). Kazuma just getting his character in early.
Anyone else feel like that last yusho really settled Onosato into his role? He seems so much more at ease performing his dohyo-iri now, like he's finally taking it all in stride. His dohyo-iri itself has gone from rather clumsy with the giant arm whirlwind claps to something enjoyable to watch.
>>158601796Either the woodcutting skill symbol from RuneScape or something cute like a gerbil.
>>158601813based
Horse wearing a different mawashi today?
Evil spirit status?
YOSHO
>>158601823Feels like the last win lit a fire underneath him, after his absolute tear of wins around his promotion the lad had been shaken (pretty much the power vacuum that Aonishiki/Kirishima/Atamifuji were able to move into for most of this year). Now he is back to feeling like a yokozuna who will never yield unless forced, instead of a talented man trying to win.
>>158601832The squid has been venerated
>>158601813>Anonnoumi has been chastised by the JSA recently for not correctly accepting his kensho. Instead of doing a chop to the left, right, and center, he instead wrings his hands together
>day 7
>>158601823Doesn't surprise me he's looking so back in form this Basho, he was clearly stressing the fuck out about his performance and recovery. Getting 12+ wins would have been good, but securing the cup blew those doubts away I reckon.
>>158601832Shaken.
Frying monkey 6-1 incoming
>>158601823I read an article that quoted him as saying he felt like he had peaked and how he thought he'd never be able to keep up his pace before the separated shoulder. Then afterward he was afraid that was it, that he would never see victory again and he felt foolish for having felt overwhelmed when his body was in perfect condition. The article quoted him as saying "Now I know what I have to do and what my place means and I want to do it right" in so many words. I don't remember which article it was specifically but I check hochi news, the mainichi, chunichi sports and one of the NHK sections regularly so it was one of those if you wanted to dig.
Yeah what kinda bashu you want? We got bullfrogas, quadra tittie, retard nighas, manlets, horse glue. Got em all.
>>158601861can i get uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>158601861a shishi zensho yusho
Tobelingz getting his confidence back up with this run
>>158601861I unironically want flying monkey to ass pull this tournament. Best meme tourny ever
>>158601861ASIAN NIGGAS
>>158601880Not so fast!
Sources tell me tobis toe is stablePlease God
BullshitVAR
Lmao idiot.
TOE TOUCHER
RIGGEDSTOP THE COUNT
Fuck this shit. God damn it
if his toe wasn't wrapped he would have won. ban tape now.
Toe-bizaru
how many grains of sand moved?
Awwww :(>>158601902Lol. Toe-Bizzaro
>>158601906>0
>>158601906he scooped a pretty good bit from the footage we got
Hoping for daiseizan to take this. Everyone needs to lose today so Tobi can still be in it :(
>>158601377i'm so glad i've got my good friends on 4chan to dig through the rough and find these diamonds in the lower division.
Hahahahaha
>>158601467Can't believe Kakuryu wasn't on screen to witness that.
>>158601912Anon I might have some bad news about Tobizaru's makuuchi yusho hopes
>>158601917Im surprised more people aren't watching the lower divisions this basho. Feels like there's usually a few people to talk to at least but there's nobody this time
>>158601924I just want him to win 1 :( Tobi or ura need to win just 1 and I can be happy. I know they never will but I can dream
>>158601928Normally I'd be here because I go nocturnal for night shifts this time of year but I'm doing days this year and I'm not waking up obscenely early to read your shitposts.
>>158601928Turns out everyone just wanted to check on Asahifuji.
>>158601938Im just happy you have had to endure my retarded takes and shit posting in years past anon. I hope you enjoy the show today and have a great week at work next week.
>>158601945Impressive win today desu
>>158601945I am waiting for his inevitable 2nd loss
>>158601928I was glad I'm able to catch the whole day broadcast for the weekend but damn the lower bracket has some sad and hella old guys who should be in retirement home living. Comfy day tho.
C'mon asasuryu!!!!! Drop that bitch to 2 losses! I want clown basho
lil niggas went to war
manlet kino
Awesome fucking match by the muscle midgets
Kino manlet sumo
YOUR TOURNAMENT LEADERarashifuji
>>158601962short legs got that powa
Damn that was a palate cleanser of a match, good shit.
>>158601969The slide and catch at the tawara was fucking great. Bet he can leg press 1000 lbs kek
>>158601946I should be doing nights and was until a couple days ago but this year a different manager is running them and he's changed the way they're worked for the worse so he can spend all night chatting with a member of staff, and simply thinks I'll pick up all the slack he's created by working harder. Told him no and that I was going to start working at half the speed I usually do (ie at the same speed as the useless cunts I work with) so the head honcho said fuck it and put me on days instead.So a retarded selfish manager is why I'm not here to talk to you during Makushita.
tamawashi is now 2-16 vs hakuho!!!!
Toshinofuji looked so good last basho, this time he looks hopeless
WASHI WASHI TAMA WASHI CMON!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha...ha...haku...h...
The old man marches on.
>>158601980Many such cases. I work nights as a janny at a hospital, and it's just me and 1 other person.. so I just watch sumo my entire shift. It's peak comfy
Abi's shiko are noticably worse than a year ago. He used to be almost fully extended.
>>158601796I'd want a stately owl, symbol of wisdom and Athena, the goddess of warfare.The other would be crayon Shin-chan.
Wow SumoDB goes back far, huh
Absolutely pathetic by oho.
>>158601984Same as Fujiroyga last bashoHe just needs some time to adjust
Shishi gonna pick up an ass pull win here
Time for caveman sumo. Let's go shishi, get a win and start a comeback for the kachikoshi.
Reeetarrrrddd tiiiiiiimeeee
shishi gets thiccer day by day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IC76o_lhFwReminder to have this playing while Shishi is fighting.
>>158602017Imagine him on the front... Russian wouldn't stand a chance against that. It'd be the Kandahar giant all over again.
>>158602020A thicker Shishi would be unstoppabru
>0-7shishi sisters...
Retards, its over...
And the retard marches on
>>158602024It'd take at least four drones to bring him down, maybe more.
>>158602026these are dark times indeed
8-7 confirmed
Fat retard had him
SHISHIIIII NOOOOOOOOOOO
JUST WIN
Shishi needs to get lower
i really thought he had it this time
The zenpai dream is alive, baby!
why must you fail me so often
Last few matches completely snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Time to start working out and getting some fucking arms and upper body to shape up Shishi god fucking damn.
>>158602017Look at those abs, what a machine
>>158602036Hes tachiai is so fucking slow... Looks like a jonidan at the tachai
>>158602046He looks like he was squirted into place from a tube.
>>158602046He's literally me
The hell is up with Asakoryu? Ichi basically got to do everything he wanted and everything went his way.
bad basho for manlets. what's going on?
>>158602050Get him in the dohyo
>>158602050is that the african spongebob?
>>158602053They rose up, but nobody could see them behind the counter.
>>158602053Evil spirit of short legs have condemned this basho
>>158602050ikazuchido in 5 years
>>158602053Manlets will never learn
Takanosho seems underrated to me. Guy is solid af and gets little attention.
>losing on your birthdaygrim takanosho
birthday dirt nap
>>158601698Today.
Get henka'd get henka'd get henka'd
Oh that was rough
Tobi still in this race so far
Pretty rude to henka the birthday boy
God the lips on Kotoshoho. He must eat pussy like a Haitian.
>>158602050based Kamala Jr
>>158602079
>>158602079perfect heya nakadashi dsp lips...mmmm...
>>158602068Takanosho fans don't even cheer any more they just look at you like this.
Back to the primordial soup with ye.
Koto you big dummy
>>158602098Speaking of primordial, what's everyone's opinions on primordial pouches on cats? My orange cat has a large one but he's 25 lbs.. my 10 lb tabby doesn't have nearly as large of one which bums me out cuz I like to jiggle them
>>158602106luv itluv me catsluv me bellysimple as
Actual mirror match
>>158602073Maybe I am just getting baited, but in case you are serious; he is in Juryo this basho. He has about the same chance to win the cup as I do.
>>158602106>Speaking of primordial, what's everyone's opinions on primordial pouches on cats?what?
Store brand Asanoyama v store brand Onosato.
Roga gonna take this
roga tanked that shit
That tachi-ai was terrifying. Gonoyama was like a cannonball, and the slap sound of their bodies colliding was like the crack of thunder
>>158602114Ahahahah get fucked you lazy bastard
>>158602119>store brand Onosato.Atamifuji is great value Onosato. Gonoyama is great value kotozakura at best.
>>158602125When he barely moved I was like, oh shit
>>158602114>>158602127Sorry anon that wasn't meant for you. That was meant for gono
Evil spirit of banana peel buried under the Dohyō
>>158602128>zaktits wise maybe, but they fight completely different
>>158602128The fuck is this slut talking about? Atami and Sato have nothing in common besides being huge. Gonoyama is the only person who can tachiai anywhere near as hard as Sato. Comparing Gonoyama to Zak is laughable, you couldn't pick two more different guys.
>>158602138I love banana chopped up in my rice krispies with a solid tbsp of sugar and half n half instead of milk.
Shingu paaku miihnnniii
>>158602143you are blind
>>158602145>I love carbs on my carbs with a tablespoon on carbs sprinkled on top
>>158602145Lov me banana and wheatbix simple as
>>158602146
>>158602150??? It's cereal, who cares what's in it. I also really love cinnamon toast crunch, but with just milk and nothing else added .. resses puffs are a close 3rd.
>>158602155Mochiron!
>>158602155Why must she mock me....
Mono ii???
KINGbozo
>>158602171What for?
Sumo is such the perfect amount of action for my atrophied attention span. Each bout lasts just a few seconds, and they come thick and fast. There's no fat at all in this sport, aside from the competitors.
Wow.. really looked like kinbo stepped out
>>158602150I eat what I like I don't care about numbers that shit is for nerds. >Oh before I eat this let me check it's statssaid no normal person ever
