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Nick's recent appearance on Shane and Matt's podcast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzj0-HKNbW4

JFC, can't let the board be without a Sam rimjob for less than a few minutes, can you. I really hope you trannies are getting paid for this, because doing this for free is the most pathetic thing I can think of, short of being Pigman Sam himself

>every single MDE fan is white
Gee, I wonder if that makes Sam happy, knowing there's no cool asian bodybuilder who's into his stuff

>>1312179
Sammy has so many disgruntled exes that they monitor all 4chinz boards in 6 hour shifts. You are more up to date with his content than any superfan he has

SAAR PLEASE I AM SAM HYDE I REDEEM THE TRANNY DICK IN MY MOUTH SAAR PLEASE STALK MY EX SAAR HELP 4CHAN POSTS UPSET ME SAAR YOU WILL REGRET CROSSING KIWIFARMS SAAR HELP ME SAAR HELP ME I AM SAM HYDE SAAR I REDEEM THE TRANNY DICK SAAR SHANE GILLIS VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN PLEASE SAAR BLACK PENIS SAAR BUD LIGHT SAAR VERY FUNNY PLEASE HELP ME GET ON JRE SAAR I AM SAM HYDE HELP SAAR SAAR PLEASE I AM SAM HYDE I REDEEM THE TRANNY DICK IN MY MOUTH SAAR PLEASE STALK MY EX SAAR HELP 4CHAN POSTS UPSET ME SAAR YOU WILL REGRET CROSSING KIWIFARMS SAAR HELP ME SAAR HELP ME I AM SAM HYDE SAAR I REDEEM THE TRANNY DICK SAAR SHANE GILLIS VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN PLEASE SAAR BLACK PENIS SAAR BUD LIGHT SAAR VERY FUNNY PLEASE HELP ME GET ON JRE SAAR I AM SAM HYDE HELP SAAR PLEASE I AM SAM HYDE I REDEEM THE TRANNY DICK IN MY MOUTH SAAR PLEASE STALK MY EX SAAR HELP 4CHAN POSTS UPSET ME SAAR YOU WILL REGRET CROSSING KIWIFARMS SAAR HELP ME SAAR HELP ME I AM SAM HYDE SAAR I REDEEM THE TRANNY DICK SAAR SHANE GILLIS VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN PLEASE SAAR BLACK PENIS SAAR BUD LIGHT SAAR VERY FUNNY PLEASE HELP ME GET ON JRE SAAR I AM SAM HYDE HELP SAAR

how is GRIMES - Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos Shirt more mde or com98 than anything sam has made in the last 10 years

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>>1312223
RIP epstein shirt and this one are way cooler

>>1312223

Pigman's been coasting on the fact he did an Adult Swim show, what, 15 years ago? And the sequel is coming any day now, just like it has been for over a fucking decade. Sam's a worthless fucking tool who has to resort to getting people to post these threads endlessly, and the fact that people pay for this unfunny shit is baffling and pathetic in equal measure.

>>1312233
If you hate him so much, why are you following everything he does?

>>1312230
"taking steroids to fight a shorter guy"

>>1312233
you forgot he just got arrested for assault at his own stand up tour

>>1312230
silk screening on shirts found at goodwill is still cooler

>>1312238
Every time you open up /t/, his idiot piggy face stares right back at you, because one of his jizzmoppers refuses to let the fucking threads die and makes another the second the thread vanishes from the catalogue. because god forbid we go 20 seconds without someone trying to make him sound like his life is worth anything. And we all you it's because the other boards are sick of this shit too. It's one thing when /tv/ doesn't want your one-note mediocre act, but even /pol/ is sick of his unfunny boomer-ass shit

>>1312282
Yeah but could you please post thr torrent for the PGL where Sam gives advice on how to solicit a homosexual prostitute from okcupid, especially the part on price negotiation and hygiene etiquette

A very happy Father's Day to Dr. Fred Hyde and I hope he has a great time with the children that didn't disappoint him.

>>1312282
come on stop being mean its fathers day say happy fathers day to your dad

>dude get a skill
>dude stack money and resources
>dude your time is gold don't waste so much of it online
>get out of discord and social media groups
>get off prescription and illegal drugs weed is so bad for you Nick uses it but he built a house ok?
>avoid e-whores and bpd art hoes
>......
>btw buy my NFT's
>and shit merch (it's shit on purpose though lol)
>buy a superchat on my stream for 50 dollars for some vague advice I've given 100 times before for free
>check out my fishtank show and buy TTS
>join my MDE/NFT/Fishtank Discords
>follow my wigger crew on twitter/insta/tiktok
>my wigger crew is made up of perc/xanax/lean/cokeheads, but it's ironic lol
>hey check out these e-whores go watch their streams and donate
>WP2?.... hmmm It'll be out soon, but come watch my standup where I do my peeing michael bit, I'm SO close to meeting Joe Rogan

>>1312177
>8 mins in
>nigger worship starts

>>1312464
it's feds all the way down

>>1312464
>is surprised
sir this is an mde thread

>>1312464
BBC SAMMY! BBC SAAAAAAMMY!

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lmao

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>>1312196
fak you amkericunt your waifu and femboy suck on BBC

>jay dyer accidentally revealed that the rumours about dollar stream being owned by nick rochefort are true
How many of these reupload channels are owned by MDE?

I heard this is a stealth diaperplay thread... Is this true?

>>1312485

I think Sam and Charles will make some great stuff together, but there’s absolutely no way they remain friends for life after that move Charles pulled. I feel like resiliency to stuff like that only lasts so long until one of you slights the other and unravels all the animosity you two had

>>1312528
Clip channels either receive copyright claims, get an email from Sam to work for him if they're successful, or they're owned by MDE to boost visibility. It's highly unlikely there are genuine clip channels for The Palace and it's plausible Sam commissioned someone to run these channels to increase viewership.

>>1312567
yes this is the heart of abdl on 4chan
welcome to sam's dirty diaper closet

can someone do the needful and upload new PGL ep please sirs?

>>1312759
PGL_0081_IlluminatiForPoorPeople (CRF25).mp4
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>>1312800

Is anyone able to seed the scuffed realtor episodes / house reviews? Most of the ones in the archive are dead

>>1312826
cute slime

>>1312282
>Every time you open up /t/, his idiot piggy face stares right back at you
These threads are up 1-2 months at a time. Hiding this thread takes one second with shift+left click in the catalog. Instead of spending under 20 seconds a year to hide these threads, you come here to seethe like a retard. You have only yourself to blame

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>>1312863
For fucks sake

>>1312868
sorry i dont have any standup bootlegs

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>>1312902
>standup?
More like sit down and listen when she’s talking

>>1312800
couldn't stand this guy, deleted it a couple minutes in. the guy is so obviously full of shit and that's coming from a guy who'd believe some of the shit charls talks about. "oh ummmm ummmm well don't tell anybody but believe it or not the cia actually used to do psych*logical exp*riments" oh really? and then he starts talking about some "energies on a spiritual plane" shit. is sam just doing it for clout or does he genuinely think this shit is interesting/entertaining

>>1312947
ok sorry

>>1312826
Standup bootlegs are locked away in Sam's ass. The key to his ass is Edie's cock and balls. How do we make this happen?

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>>1312970
It’s okay you tried and that’s all that matters

So I have all the PGLs, and the Ecstacy of Car and Adult Swim MDE episodes. What else is actually decent? Is there are archive with all of the original street videos?

>>1312960
Sam respects Jay Dyer more than he respects Charls or Donald Trump, I don't get it either, I think Jay just gives proper fuel for Sam's own echochamber

>>1312991
sams original youtube was taking down

but sam has every video save in his autistic file system he just refuses to reupload anything

>>1312800
I've been sitting at 98.2% for 2 hours, someone seed for ten minutes please

>>1312463
When you realize this world is nothing but grifters 99% of the time you can either become a grifter yourself, be homeless or live in a shed waynelambrightmaxxing or live in a car or take the wagies path. Those are the suffering paths though.

Gibs option is to rely on your parents, in that case you are very very lucky because there's not many parents let alone people that would support you out of pure love. Parents that give everything for their kids even their own lives and earnings just to make sure their children are okay no matter the age have a huge heart. They are on their way to enlightenment and nirvana, huge good karma. They work for money yet have no need for it. Someone who works to give because they are not of the material world. You either work and starve for the money, reject it or transcend it to do good.

So Buddhism is at the end of everything you see.

QRD on Big Purple?

>>1312864
Eat my shit and asshair, /t/ isn't supposed to be a refuge for unfunny cunt-faced pigmen kicked out of other boards because they wouldn't stop spamming threads about an unfunny e-celeb.

>>1312463
>>dude get a skill
Nothing wrong with this
>>dude stack money and resources
Good advice
>>dude your time is gold don't waste so much of it online
Sound advice
>>get out of discord and social media groups
Also sound advice
>>get off prescription and illegal drugs weed is so bad for you Nick uses it but he built a house ok?
Nick is his friend why would he bash his friend for smoking weed
>>avoid e-whores and bpd art hoes
Good advice too
>>......
>>btw buy my NFT's
Actual scam project he stopped halfway through mint for some contract problem as an excuse to halt it
>>and shit merch (it's shit on purpose though lol)
Merch is actually good quality compared to 99% of usual merchandise
>>buy a superchat on my stream for 50 dollars for some vague advice I've given 100 times before for free
Dont buy a superchat lol
>>check out my fishtank show and buy TTS
Fishtank was disappointing agreed and the prices sucked
>>join my MDE/NFT/Fishtank Discords
$20 discord lmfao
>>follow my wigger crew on twitter/insta/tiktok
Dont use social media
>>my wigger crew is made up of perc/xanax/lean/cokeheads, but it's ironic lol
When did he say its ironic also im pretty sure as long as it isnt a serious drug habit where it ruins his work i dont think he cares
>>hey check out these e-whores go watch their streams and donate
PR to look good like he isnt treeating them like trash i guess?
>>WP2?.... hmmm It'll be out soon, but come watch my standup where I do my peeing michael bit, I'm SO close to meeting Joe Rogan
Yeah the standup is rough hate it ngl

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>>1313039
> Yeah the standup is rough hate it ngl
I’d like to see it.

>>1313039
>When did he say its ironic
Joeyy said on an og PGL episode that he buys lean ironically because that shit is overpriced and barely gets you high, it's just a flex in rap's world. Also Laker clearly has a drug problem and Ben has admitted on HK2 about having alcohol problems. Who cares I just want WP2 fuck the rest of it MDE is dead for ten years now

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>>1312528
I haven't seen any channel other than The New Pill create thumbnails with this exact template. It could just be a coincidence or it's one of the guys running both channels.

>>1313071
are you kidding look at ahgeezdood hes using the same exact assets and thumbnails as the main channel. id bet hes either sam bic/chris.for certain

and new pill is definitely sam ive thought that for years

>>1313071
Title and thumb i assumed this was np lol

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>>1313071
Getting real tired of this squabbling. Come forth with the bootlegs lest ye be slippin’

>>1313085
The first wave of New Pill videos were well made and had complete knowledge of older Sam videos and everything related to Hyde Wars that it'd have to be Sam himself or some kind of super fan who had a complete timeline of every clip memorized to weave a decade of videos into a coherent message

>>1312850
bumperino

>>1313097
its probably just some autistic person

>>1313111
The Luke Smith stuff was insightful but he doesn’t look the part.

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>>1313023
Grifting is just another word for consulting. When you hit expertise (and you’ll know it), you see the value of your experiential knowledge and how that can supercharge another’s path. Whether they take your knowledge and utilize it determines how mature they are.

Grifter implies shell game or some purposeful obfuscation. Buddhism is a dead end and offers no solutions other than reaching enlightenment, which is best summarized as “attaining enlightenment is the ego’s greatest disappointment.”

As you can see with MDE content, helping others is the greatest service towards holiness. Do good and you’ll find life unfolds to you in mysterious, hilarious ways.

>>1313085
>>1313097
I'm 100% sure Ah Geez Dood and DollarStream are editors on MDE payroll but it's just my opinion. Rocky Stream fumbled the bag because he is an overdramatic delusional autistic guy and thought being a janny on the Fishtank website was a sign from the stars thay he was the missing link of MDE. New Pill wanted more money than Sam offered him to buy the channel/hire him as official editor and he just went with Lil Shitpost because his channel was the one driving revenue and clicks the most. None of these guys who operate the reupload channels are MDE members, they're just hired editors at most or just autistic fans.

>>1313005
Surely someone saved them?

>>1313143
Dude you figured everything out
> now what?
Now you discover Joni Mitchell with Jaco
https://youtu.be/iWUgPIQNgGo?si=nINKJRFlSmnOVA3v

>>1313127
Fuck off, Sam, you're not funny and your attempt pseudo-intellectualism just shows you up for the smoothbrain you really are.

>>1313097
The new pill guy is a mod maker for the multiplayer half life game Sven or whatever I remember when he stopped the original new pill he posted his main channel and everyone was telling him how surprised they were

>>1313040
I went to the show in Tampa and it was disappointing

>>1313143
yeah but how bad did Sam wreck his asshole on Big Purple that he needed all those diapers??

>>1313166
Explain

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>>1313164
Not Sam
> pic rel

>>1313168
Who is Big Purple?

>>1313165
np stopped becasue he got demonetized. his new shitty rehash channel is monetized. he responds like sam and is either another delusional prick or sam himself.

>>1313165
also i am sure another one of you remember the live stream where sam fake doxes np. he did that right before np started his second channel clearly a diversion for himself probably jet.

Is there a collection of Chad King's videos or is it just Mr. Hydeberg?

>>1313386
nobody bothers to archive franks stuff

>>1313251
>>1313168
Unfunny faggots back at it again. Kill yourselves.

>>1312485
Charls' credibility amounts to zero when he started believing in kiwifarms conspiracies about effina and some other retarded bullshit.
The Nick tranny porn search history still hasn't been addressed and probably never will
Sam gets real quiet around tranny topics. If you look at people that take trenbalone acetate, they all want to start fucking trannies (This isn't new information either, ask around irl or bodybuilding forums)
Charls is probably abusing meth or fentanyl.
>>1312576
I only watch the PGL's with Charls since there is actually effort put in rather than literally eating a sandwhich or lipsmacking or talking about cars for 2 hours
But you'd have to be autistic as fuck to not see the tension between them. They're adults, and mature enough to understand business, and Charls essentially sold his soul to Sam and is dealing with an incredible amount of shame and it shows on him.

>>1312960
>MK Ultra
>Alan Watts, Terrance Mckenna and co. indoctrinating hundreds of thousands with their nihilistic beliefs veiled as enlightenment
>Joe Rogan and co pushing psychadelics heavily for the past decade ruining hundreds of thousands of lives permanently severing critical neural pathways
Jay Dyer is a retard, but you're also pretty fucking stupid and have no critical thinking capabilities

>>1313023
>See someone getting raped
>Do nothing because it's just the universe experiencing itself
Bhuddism is gay, and you're a dumb nigger. Nirvana is a demon. (You) are not God. The Lotus Society (your pagan religions' creators) are all faggots that gargle each others semen
Christ is Lord of Lords.

>>1313420
what? no i'm saying that's obvious as shit. it's clear he knows nothing and probably hasn't even made an attempt to look any deeper into it just judging by what he said on pgl when they were asking him for "crazy conspiracy theories". people have known all of this for billions of years, almost literally

>>1313420
>rebuttal
Psychedelics are useful for self-exploration. In fact, most experiences under these drugs mimic “peak experiences” (coined by Maslow), which are powerfully transformative. Those who can’t handle them tend to be the same as those who can’t handle high levels of stress or those with hidden inner worlds long-concealed. Personally, I was able to bond with friends and gfs in ways that induced new layers of empathy due to long-held habits. To deny this is just wrong.

Believe it or not, Buddhism is interrelated with Christianity. “The kingdom of heaven is within” (Luke 17:21) mirrors Buddhist doctrine as an inner state of consciousness. Suffering is also integral to both doctrines, as an inescapable feature of human experience. It is often said that suffering brings us closer to God. I did a ten-day silent vipassana retreat and it enhanced my spiritual understanding. You actually look forward to suffering. Embrace the suck

I find that midwits in this thread may disparage people like Alan Watts, but offers remarkable insights that don’t verge into nihilism if you understand that believing in nothing is exactly the same as believing in everything. Also, Watts’ concept of irreducible rascality should be a profound insight of “mirth”. No doubt he was propped up as a government agent, but I’ve found great comfort in his lectures. Plus he’s funny as fuck.

>>1313396
>Unfunny faggots
yeah its an mde thread, retard

>>1313418
>The Nick tranny porn search history still hasn't been addressed and probably never will
What do you expect to be addressed? Nick is a full on degenerate who just isn't PC, not unlike most of Sam's entourage.

>>1313463
He wants them to make a song about trannycock.

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>>1312176
YOU'RE MY BITCH JET

I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT YOUR TEETH IN THE RING

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WHEN I FINISH WITH JET

I'M COMING FOR YOU SAM

>>1312463
I don't think he even does it maliciously, its just total cognitive dissonance

>>1313577
You wouldn't touch Sam.

>>1313577
andrew ayala

>>1313166
Why? I won’t go because I saw he’s letting his minions do stand-up, and I’m not a big fan of experimental shit being shoved in my face at the expense of some nigga acquiring XP for his dogshit career.

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>>1313589
I'M GOING TO KNOCK HIS SHIT OUT

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CLUMSY SAM
CLUMSY SAM

UH OH

CLUMSY SLOW SLAM

BIG TALL CLUMSY SLOW SAM SLAM

sam youre a racist nazi chud and i fucking hate you i thought we were friends but not anymore fuck you

>>1313428
It's strange because Dyer is legitimately too fucking stupid to be controlled opposition, he's just full blown autistic. His method of communication appeals to entry level conspiratard normies that claim to not have the time to do any research themselves and rather spend an equal amount of time watching the shittiest documentaries or podcasts created by people who know nothing about anything.
Not surprising Sam likes him.

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>>1313436
>brain damage and opening portals to connect with demons is useful for self-exploration
Believe it or not, you're a dumb nigger.
Christianity precedes all religion, to deny this is to deny the truth (which you are actively doing by worshipping demons)
All religion mirror, and pervert the teachings of the Bible.
This encompasses your bhuddist nigger philosophy >>1313421
Continue rising the spinal column serpent and listening to the word of renown agents of chaos for your world beliefs, they definitely have your best interests in mind, faggot.

>>1313436
>believing in nothing and everything is the same
>love & hate is the same feeling attuned to different degrees
>for black to exist, white also must
duality ying yang nonsense
If evil didn't exist, there would be only good.
Can you conceptualize heaven ? Can you conceptualize the garden of eden ? Can you conceptualize a time when all humans were sinless, completely in harmony with the world.
No, because you're caught up in this nihilistic demon religion and your deity is a fucking lotus.
Do you believe God can make 1+1 equal to 3 if He desired ?
The concept of irreducible rascality is also from the Bible, what do you think our Lord died for ?
Mankind's endless sin. We are sinful creatures, by nature (post garden of eden, post babel, post flood, etc)

Why did Sam drop boxing after only one fight? It was by far this biggest publicity thing he's done since MDE.

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>>1312463
I'm a newfag, explain to me how he's wrong? People ask him for proper advice, he gives a proper advice - most of this is common sense that a father would already tell you if you had one. Meanwhile he has a bunch of alpha gen fanbase ready to throw money at him for every fart and burp that he makes on the stream or in art form. They in fact throw so much money that it covered all his previous expenses of setting up the studio. He said he does not enjoy doing that shit (especially streaming), but he does because it's free money. How is he wrong for using the retards for his own profit, if they give their money away?

>>1313719
he gets all this publicity from boxing

uses it to shell his nft card game that he bails on after it nets him a million

>>1313719
>>1313757
sam flip flops on so many things

he use to make fun of tim for doing stand up;"see adult swim doesn't pay and now he has to do stand up." now sam is doing stand up

most comedians go stand up to tv show to producer

sam went from being on a tv show to boxing to nft seller to producer and now stand up

>>1313758
It makes more sense when you remember that Sam's been a third rate Tim Heidecker for his entire career.

Also, remember that he got booed out of an open mic night at a club. The bar was already low and he did the fucking Macarena under it with his pathetic boomer-ass routine.

>>1313393
That's a shame. Well thanks for letting me know anyways

>>1313719
because the faggot paid to win a fixed fight against another non-boxer
he should stick to blowing gay hookers

>>1313719
probably nearly died from the training and steroid abuse, also to braindead zoomer simps he looked good he actually looked horrible, worse than a novice, anyone with a modicum of training would destroy him, and Sam's image is everything to him.

>>1313754
Now apply that logic to drug dealers and people traffickers

>>1313754
Sam's a milquetoast fence sitting faggot who's indecisive nature cost him the fame he so desperately craves, idubbz is a gigantic faggot but even a broken clock is right twice a day; but hiding behind "it's ironic" or "it's just a bit" and being afraid to commit he'll remain trapped in mediocrity forever. Some nigger streamer who has more money and fame than Sam will ever have is doing his own version of hunger games fishtank or whatever it is they're doing and basically blew him out of the water, same as Mr beast and Ice Poseidon did when they made their own interactive big brother shows.

>>1313982
Sam's a faggot that's sat on a lot of things tbdesu

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TRT ABUSING PUSSY

YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT ME

AND I'M GOING TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT A FUCKING WOMAN YOU ARE

I WAS GOING TO FIGHT YOU ON YOUR TERMS

NOW YOU FIGHT ME ON MY TERMS

PUSSY FAGGOT COWARD WOMAN

>>1314000
shut up you stupid idiot

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>>1313982
this
i watch some pgl from time to time but it's just boring shit now. do something funny samuel

>>1313982
>>1314025
He'll never do anything worthwhile, because he loves having the 'plausible deniability' thing too much, just in case anyone at Adult Swim suffers terminal brain damage and decides to get him back for another show. Honestly, if he actually came out and said 'y'know what, here's a list of my favorite slurs in alphabetical order, and, just for the record, I'm not doing a bit, I am deadly serious here,' I'd actually have some kind of respect for him, because at least he'd stop doing the 'it's just a joke, bro' bullshit. Which, for the record, also needs to stop, because he's not even smart enough to do that competently. 'Ironic' racism or bigotry needs to fucking die. Quit being a fucking bitchass coward and just own it, fucking pussies.

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GET OFF THE TRT YOU PUSSY

COME FIGHT ME IN THE RING ONE YEAR FROM TODAY

YOU FUCKING WOMAN

YOU'RE NOT A MAN

YOU TAKE TRT

IT'S ALL THE PROOF EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW YOU'RE SHIT

YOUR GENETICS ARE SHIT

FUCK YOU NIGGER

I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER
FILM IT
AND GET PEOPLE TO SPAM YOU WITH ENDLESS MEMES OF ME FUCKING HER YOU

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>>1314041
POV: You're a loser nerd Sam Hyde Hater that thought he was going to punk Sam IRL, but realizes the gravity of the situation you put yourself in because he's bigger and stronger than you in every way LMFAO.

You're a delusional ass kid for even thinking this would work. Keep shaking, nerd. This is what all you faggot kid haters would end up acting if you ever met Sam IRL. Keep proving me right you weak ass pussy kids.

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>>1314044
I BUCK BROKE HIS ASS

I PUSHED HIM SO FUCKING HARD

HE'S MAD JELLY OF MY 950 NATTY T

I'LL FUCK HIM UP

I HAVE BAD INTENTIONS

STEP INTO THE RING YOU TRT ABUSER

JET FIRST

I WANT TO MAKE JET BLEED IN THE RING

I WANT HIM TO BLEED IN THE RING

ALL LEGAL

UNLIKE SAM "BIG BABY I CAN'T CONTROL MY TEMPER IN PUBLIC" HYDE

YOU FUCKING TRUST FUND FAGGOT

>>1314048
>>1314047
You're going to regret this, kid. Sam doesn't play lol. You should appreciate that he didn't really want to hurt you. Just let this go.

>>1314044
Sam only hits women because he's a chicken legged faggot lmao

>>1314052
because they deserve it*

wtf was that last PGL? theres a part in here where Sam inquires the guy for more info and the guy asks inconspicuously "..can we talk about it?" gets the greenlight from sam and says "well idk, you know hes a rothschild, a lot of it is far back i covered it 15 years ago" cmon nigga.

on the brightside that last Charls PGL felt cozy, like theyre finally used to having a 2 hour convo together, their interests have aligned, a lot of it still pandering to Charls but idk if thats a bad thing since he's interesting

also Sam having to baby sit this chris guy because he doesnt know how to research properly, or play a video on mute lolol SCROLL UP CHRIS HEY CHRIS CAN YOU SCROLL UP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHRIS UP, UP!!

>>1314041
dude your fantasy book was gay no one was gonna buy it anyway. get a job

>>1313149
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKV2L48GxCLfp9UI6taazYw

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVZwe_0c76hZFHhiNoQfjIw

>>1314053
wow it turns out you're a faggot too? No way!

>>1314102
Also on the OG MDEchineseconnection YouTube channel, which Sam ran, you can see his favorites playlist which has a bunch of diaper fetish videos in it. A true MDE oldhead delight.

I'm glad Sam got out of doing the retarded prank calls on PGL.

>>1314130
Big Purple really did a number on Sam

>>1314044
hi sam. new pgl when

>>1314078
>the guy asks inconspicuously "..can we talk about it?"
jay dyer is used to doing interviews on youtube where your channel will get banned if you talk about the jews

>look on /tv/
>nu-mde fans are mostly brainbroken simps

grim

>>1314153
>PGL_0082_Sturiveccos (CRF25).mp4

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sorry, didnt think he'd upload a new one so soon

>>1314245
thanks. is there a guest on this ep? i dont watch those and dont want to waste peoples bandwidth if there is.

>>1314245
Based. Thank you

>>1314248
yes theres guests

>>1314248
There are two (2) guests

>>1314191
It's beyond depressing. I didn't realise it but because there isn't really an MDE YouTube channel any more most supposed MDE fans have never seen classics like "Homosensual UltraGod", the smooth series, 5 second goobies, kissless virgin manifesto, happy mother's day no peripheral vision, hard s tackle football or even fucking Antiques with it's essential interstitial text wall.

These people have a completely warped idea of what MDE is and what it once stood for.

>>1314245
thought this'd be dolphin porn
day ruined

>>1314268
>>1314269
thanks brehs

Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket #134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_6RciYjWak

>>1314245
The most "podcast" episode so far, pretty nice
>>1314297
Sam going on his OCD routine at the ending was typical, it's crazy how many people fell for the ayahuasca meme, why are so many men trapped in this symbolic death shit? Well for the same reason people go to raves, the answer is in the question

>>1314308
>why are so many men trapped in this symbolic death shit
Proverbs 8:36
>But he that sinneth against me wrongeth his own soul: all they that hate me love death.

>>1314245
bassad thsnki

>sam is using ai art for fishtank shit
new low

>>1314435
where?

>>1314447
The factions art on the site and a lot of promotional stuff. The room posters in season 2 were AI.

>>1314435
Come on, we all know how lazy and cheap Sam is, do you really think he'd bother to shell out money for decent art? Motherfucker's probably using ChatGPT to write his standup scripts, god knows they're bad enough.

>>1314466
oh geez

>>1314469
how will sam ever afford his 12th car, 4th truck, and 8th motorcycle?

make more nfts?

release season two of his skit show?

live stream?

sell coffee?

or do the lowest effort reality show that he outsources to jet who comes up with the challenges and tries to force plot points hours before in the goon basement

can someone tell me which PGL dan soder is on? can't tell with these titles. and has sam tallent been on? i can't remember.

Which PGL episodes have guests on them? Started on on the first few and got bored with just Sam and Bicflame. By guests I mean anyone apart from Sam and production (Nick, Charls, people outside of MDE).

>>1314435
YWNBAW

>>1314519
PGL 0072 has Dasha from red scare. Nick was in love and Sam was basically shit testing her the whole ep

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>>1314050
HE FEARS THAT I WILL DESTROY HIM IN THE RING AND PUT AN END TO HIS TOUGH GUY CAREER FOREVER

HE WOULD NEVER RECOVER

NOTHING HE COULD EVER DO WOULD ALLOW HIM TO RECOVER FROM LOSING A LEGITIMATE FIGHT WITH A GUY WHO'S 5'9"

I

ONE MAN

WOULD BRING AN END TO HIS ENTIRE CAREER

TRT ABUSER
WOMAN
PUSSY
COWARD

GET OFF THE TRT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wir7RsMWFqg

>>1314502
>how will sam ever afford his 12th car, 4th truck, and 8th motorcycle?

He probably doesn't even own any of those vehicles. Remember Cribs? They'd always lease a dozen sports cars to make it look like whoever they had was drowning in cash and I'd bet good money that he does the exact same thing to make it look like he's successful. If Sam owns more than a shitty Nissan Stanza, I'll be shocked, but it's all smoke and mirrors.

>>1314571
based, sam is a cowardly little theater faggot under all the roid bloat
4chan wishes you much success

>uh hasan fight me i'm desperate for attention hasan please hasan why are you ignoring me hasan uh hasan's a coward discord say i'm the candyman
>won't fight a 5'9" guy because Sam's only 6'2" without the lifts
lmao

>>1314519
the best guest by far has been Rocco PGL 0045 RoccosRagoon (shows up halfway through) cartoonishly humungous italian restaurateur giving insights on the profit margins of dive bar

also the last one with Ben avery and his guy wasnt so bad, mostly gay LA stories (literally) but theyre able to riff a bit until Nick takes the bit for a nose dive per usual

i just found out andrew ruse wrote paradigm shift 2070 with 2 other writers one being sam. wtf is andrew ruse the actually talented one all along. been watching since the very beginning and i never even thought to look this up wtf. ant the only reason i looked this up was becasue i cant help but feel this fishtank shit is and has tarnished the brand mde.

>>1314619
What you don't like highschool level theater productions in the woods anon?

Lemon Party were a good guest, no car shit and they had Sam in a good mood.
Adam could've been good on paper, but only Mullen's antagonistic dynamic makes him funny funny.
Luis was a good guest too and Shane was ok.

The comedy podcast is funny when they have actual comedians on, not some culture war comedy scene-fakes like David Lucas. Vince Offer was just a novelty joke guest, who they were literally shitting on in the previous podcast as a local idiot.
I have no complaints about Jay or Dasha, but just like Adam's, they just weren't remarkably funny or good as listens.

>>1314505
pod with Soder is not out yet

Great news: Dr. Disrespect and Sam Hyde are going to collab on sucking tranny dicks.

>>1314534
I don't get it, is complaining about AI tranny shit now? Weren't people calling AI satanic and lazy?

>>1314619
2070 was written by Andrew Ruse, John Pelech, "Sam" and a bunch of fans from the Facebook days (Sam asked for funny things to say like he always does)
Ruse and Pelech are undefeated masters
Sam's just the mascot and the investor
Can you fucking imagine if John Pelech was writing the bits for Fishtank?

>>1314619
Jan rankowski wrote a lot of MDEs early stuff too. The good bits of TOTA were written by Donald Luscious Jolly (put respect on his name). Trappped was responsible for the visual elan of mid career MDE, James Price for the audio style.

Its all one big shell game.

>>1314694
both fuck minors
both like trannies
both have a demographic of fatherless losers

>>1314724
both are jewish
both used gear as a crutch

>>1314694
>>1314724
He might be a pedo, but I think even Dr. D has more self-respect than to show up on Piggy's show. At least let him cozy up to Alex Jones and Cucker Carlson first

>>1314696
Pelech was like 15 when 2070 happened. He's not credited for it in the document.

>>1312576
>I think Sam and Charles will make some great stuff together, but there’s absolutely no way they remain friends for life after that move Charles pulled.

What happened?

>>1314863
Charls basically told everyone that Sam has a fetish for trannies and fucks himself with a big bad dragon dildo.

>>1314879
Have these mfs never heard the phrase 'stop being stereotypical'? Sam, Gavin McInnes, Nick Fuentes, I guarantee 100% they'd all be a lot more chill and less hateful if they just went out, got themselves a nice boygirlfriend and got their balls played with and their rim licked a couple of times a week. Fucking themselves with dildos and buttplugs ain't scratching their itches, just give up the act, get a nice femboy and enjoy yourself

>>1314502
despite how little real preparation sam does for fishtank, or any brainstorming, it's still thoroughly enjoyable.
The themes are always great, medieval vampire theme currently. Really enjoying the duke and other characters
They could definitely do a lot more fun stuff for their budget, and they need to hire some competent scenario writers rather than waiting for suggestions from /tv/

Is Don Jolly a Jontron joke or something?

>>1314776
Sam said it was written by him, Jan, Pelech and fans from Facebook in one of those Youtube livestreams a year ago, that kid is actually talented, Sam called him a genius once or twice

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>>1312485
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>>1314879

>>1314975
Flat Earthers don't believe the Earth is a flat disc, that is your own insecure projection and lack of understanding.
The Earth is flat, we are not floating in space. We are stationary, surrounded by a firmament dome, there are 4 corners of the earth as biblically written. We have never pierced the firmament, yet the top 4 superpower countries claim to have been to "outer space" which means all countries have been working together for hundreds, potentially thousands of years.
99% of wifi is done through underground sea-cables, or cell tower triangulation, the rest is from your "satellites" which are held up by helium balloons, hence the reason why nasa is the largest buyer of helium.
Gravity is another jesuit myth, and is still referred to as a theory, not a fact.
Objects rise and fall as they are lighter or denser than the mean they are in. "gravity" is explained by buoyancy.
Before the theory of gravity, people have been building bridges and massive cathedrals for thousands of years. newton was a freemason cocksucker.
Stay mad faggot

>>1314983
So why is no one making money off of it? We live in the most capitalistic society imaginable, why has no one made a 'corner of the dome' theme park? Like, I get that it feels good to feel like you're the only one who has the Secret Information THEY Don't Want You To Know, but come on, dude.

>>1314983
Actually, no, wait a second, I want to focus on this part for a moment:

>Before the theory of gravity, people have been building bridges and massive cathedrals for thousands of years.

Do you... do you really think that's how science works? That, until someone says the magic words, it just doesn't happen? Like, there was no understanding of fire until someone said 'aha! Heat is just the rapid acceleration of particles!' and until then, a big chunk of the world's population just avoided it and refused to go near it and ate cold soup for thousands of years? Because if so, holy fucking shit, that is the absolute funniest thing I've ever read! I knew Sam fans were retarded, but you, my friend, have broken new ground in the field!

>>1314983
buy a telescope and look at iss

>>1314685
Thanks honey.

>>1314983
bazed
>>1314985
>why dont they make a theme park or profit off the flat earth
they print all the money, and besides that they literally have all the resources they could ever want, all war is ritual sacrifice to lowercase g "gods" who love bloodshed and misery, the resource aspect of it is a red herring.
when people believe the earth is a zillion years old and hurdling through an infinite void of nothingness people tend to throw out the idea of god and creation because all they know is cruelty and photoshopped christmas ornaments. that is by design
>>1314986
>redditslop know it all hitchhikers guide to the galaxy punctuation
nope thats actually not what he said, he was just making a point that people have had an understanding of the way density and mass worked long before newton or einstein did their jesuit funded rigamarole.
the heliocentric model is constantly making ad hoc changes to stay relevant because eggheads in labcoats are stubborn bastards who enjoy just making up random garbage they cant explain like dark matter/energy, which supposedly makes up 95% of the total mass in the "universe" but we just cant see it or observe it cause uhhhhhh yea we crunched the numbers like 66.6 years ago and like we were totally right in our calculations so ummmm yea its real just trust the science... also dont forget to get your next booster we need to curb the numbers guys

im sorry if this message came off as rude or arrogant but i am passionate about this and it could change your life if you do look into it with a soft heart, watch witsitgetsit, or eric dubays older stuff if you want to know more, i love Jesus and Orthodoxy and only check these threads for pgl, may God bless you in understanding and wisdom Amen

>>1315009
you're so smart i wish the world was run by smooth brain 90 iqs like you

can you explain planes or gps or submarines or planets or moons or stars or the magnetic poles?

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>>1314959
NuMDE poser.

>>1314951
It's fucking slop get some taste.

Anyone has an archive of The New Pill private/unlisted videos?

>>1314985
>no one is making money
NASA is making $33B a year off it, that (You) pay for, dumb cunt.
>>1314986
Another dumb cunt strawman argument
They couldn't build bridges or cathedrals without taking little g "gravity" into account.
This is far different than not using fire or cars because the people that use them don't understand them.
Why does helium defy your precious "gravity" ?
>>1315007
bet you think the images NASA takes are all real even though they admittedly tell you it's all CGI.
Look at real stars that you can observe, through a real telescope. they are all fluid like water, in motion, plasma

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>>1315009
Amen
>>1315020
>can you explain planes or gps or submarines or planets or moons or stars or the magnetic poles
you need to ask what it is you would like explained about them, retard.
A compass is a flat earth instrument, it only points to magnetic north (it recognizes the south pole doesn't exist)
Flat earthers again, don't believe space doesn't exit, that is another common insecure projection. Space exists, "outer space" doesn't. The stars and "plane"ts are observable within our realm. plane-ts are wandering stars, they don't adhere to God's will, hence they have been worshipped as Gods by pagans for millennia. The stars are plasma. The sun & moon are also plasma, and they are both 3k miles from us, within our realm, not 93 gorillion miles and 284k miles (yet perfectly eclipsing)
Ask any pilot, they will tell you that all they see flying their "plane" is nothing but flat planes.
All pilots emergency landings also use a flat earth map. If you examine flight paths on the heliocentric model you would be hysterical.

>>1315130
>>1315135
lol you retards are so dumb

keep filling your brain with goop, i can predict exactly where the moon will be in the sky tomorrow or a week from now using equations

it's not shocking at all that you fatherless highschool dropout smooth brains are sams prime demographic

>>1315135
>>planets don't adhere to God's will
take your medicine skitzo

how come Charls hasn't streamed in forever? they're back from touring about 2 weeks now

>>1315060
numde fags neva kno a real nigga like DLJ. powerful black man that was too big for sammy squirtano to thoroughly enjoy. he kept that bussy tight and clean but samuel like it slop dirt style. deuces.

>>1315009
You really wanna call people retards for knowing how to type properly when you're babbling absolute shit like Eddie Bravo with (even more) brain damage? Even Joe Rogan and Alex Jones don't believe that shit, and they're the most credulous human beings who have ever existed! Oh, and you think that the Earth is, what, 6000 years old? So you're not only a flat earther, you're a young earth creationist too? Holy fucking shit, you're the gift that keeps on giving!

>im sorry if this message came off as rude or arrogant

No, it came off as if you've been drinking lead-based paint for years on end. I loved the bit where this is all the result of Archons spreading their devil science to bamboozle us and make the hologram world real or whatever. Please tell me you are 100% serious about all this, because you are such a perfect encapsulation of internet-induced schizophrenia, I'd be crushed if this was all a bit.

>>1315130
>NASA is making $33B a year off it, that (You) pay for, dumb cunt.

NASA? The government agency? The government agency that's responsible for all the technology that powers the wars that you people love so much? That NASA?

>Why does helium defy your precious "gravity" ?

Because it's a gas that's less dense than air. There's a whole bunch of elements that do that. You would know that if you bothered paying attention in school. But if you paid attention in school, you wouldn't believe in a flat earth or that Science is trying to steal your precious bodily fluids. Or, what, are you going to tell me it's the essence of trapped angels murdered by scientists or something? Please don't tell me that, my sides would be defying "gravity" as well if you did.

God, I love you people. And the fact this is all in a Sam thread is amazing too, it's just a gigantic fuckpile of retardation, pedophilia and the absolute worst comedy imaginable. If this is Sam's core fanbase, I hope he sees the shit buffet he's cultivated, holy fucking Christ.

>>1315110
watch the livestreams. dont watch his trash out of context shit thats been posted 1000 times. all that shit is out there without the gay "edits"

>>1314985
>>1314986
>>1315148
>>1315198
I love flat-earthers just for making these little scientism nerds seethe.

>>1315218
First these FUCKING CHUDS make a fucking neo nazi sam hyde thread that bumps my cuck porn thread off, then they fucking deny the hecking SCIENCE because they’re smoothbrain FUCKSTICKS.
GO ON AND SAY THE COVID VACCINE IS GOING TO KILL ME AND THAT’LL I’LL NEVER BE A WOMAN. GO ON, SAY IT, WE KNOW THATS ALL YOU FUCKING INCEL CHUDS HAVE IS HATE

>>1315218
>>1315135
>>1315130
>>1315009

I love how you think other people tread science the way you treat Jesus.

>>1315220
gee i wonder who would lose an argument then go immediately to blaspheming Jesus.

you do realize you guys could stop seething about Christians and Catholic so much and just realize the Real chosen people are the ones who embraced Christ.

Need Charls to stream this thread and give you rubes the TRUTH

>>1315220
Jesus is a jewish homo and you’re a midwit who can’t spell treat. You’re not as smart as you think you are, just accept that and get over it already

where is wp2

>>1315292
they've realized it's never going to live up to the hype so they're delaying it indefinitely so they can soak up as much money from the fans as possible

>>1315221
>>1315227
Ohhhhhh god yes, inject it right into my veins, the self-righteousness, the smugness, don't stop, I'm so close!

why are there so many seething mde haters in this thread? dont like it dont watch? why are you so obsessed, it borders on actual schizophrenia with some of you

>>1315354
see
>>1312282

Spam and attempts at unpaid viral marketing are supposed to be against the rules

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>>1315360
>Im back
And I never left
>still no bootlegs
I still believe in based anons

>>1315148
>ad hom
>rebuke nothing
carry on living in your prison forges by grand architects that have you convinced you're on a meaningless "floating rock" in space that has arrived here by fluke
>>1315149
The stars in the firmament act as a clock. Every single one of them can be seen at the exact same times each night. Polaris, the north star hasn't moved, ever. For thousands of years. The only stars that move in a seemingly random fashion are the "planets", wandering stars.

>>1315198
>Alex jones and Joe Rogainal
These have been proven to be CIA agents of chaos.
Jones is so retarded that he believes the moon landing happened but that the filming was fake.
>NASA
The government agency that said they "destroyed the technology and it's a painful process to built it back again" whilst collecting $33B from tax payers annually. The government agency that killed Gus Grissom when he questioned how they're gonna get to the moon when they couldn't even communicate between two buildings a few hundred miles apart. That NASA.
They don't create war technology or technology of any kind either, dumb cunt.
Birds defy gravity. Clouds defy gravity. Zeppelins defy gravity. Your mother defies gravity. I know you love disregarding the scientific method, a theory =/= a fact.
>some random seething about Sam
Cry nerd.

>>1315220
Do you believe you invented your own morality and that it is subjective ?
Why does your subjective morality align with the laws set presently ? Isn't it subjective ?
Why is the atom symbol a literal star of david ? why are the building blocks of life called adams ? Why does carbon contain 6 neutrons , 6 electrons , 6 protons ?
Why is the earth moving at 66,600mph ? Why is Earths measurable curvature is 0.666ft per square mile ? Why is Earths axis tilt in relation to the Sun (apollo) 66.6 degrees ?
Everyone serves something.
Without the Lord Jesus Christ in their hearts, scientism fills that void.

>>1315306
whomever called you a midwit is wrong. you are no midwit that would be a complement. just an average iq for you. and yes i already know you dont the actual definition of the word.

This thread is pure nonsense, so I have an actual question for the board. Thoughts on Fishtank and specifically Fishtank 2.5?

Damn, ANOTHER Jewish collab

>>1315375
I didn't watch the first one
But I thoroughly enjoyed season 2. Love the atmosphere and 2.5 has an even better theme
It shows from his works that Sam is very much into the occult. In the Jay Dyer pgl he said he understands that these satanic rituals do harness energy, so he knows there is a vital spiritual component to this reality. He might even be some sort of Shaman, since he can channel and manifest energy so well (often of others peoples' energy like Charls and Nick)
I just wish they had writers that know what they're doing and actually plan things out during the months of preparation time they have rather than relying on /tv/ to write everything in the spur of the moment

>>1315371
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>>1315374
>>1315370

Just so you know: I am hard as fuck right now and I may die of dehydration from all the thick juicy loads I'm shooting. God, this level of retardation and brain damage is the absolute best, keep it coming so I can keep cumming, you fucking inbred whores, you dirty cunts, GIVE ME EVERY RETARDED TAKE ON SCIENCE YOU HAVE!

Slide to the left, now slide to the right

>>1315387
lol keep dancing lil monkey
you my lil monkey, bitch

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>>1315392
If MDE wasn’t a threat, the accusations would be unnecessary

>start the chant (blew little muzzle Matanevenoff out of the slurpee dispenser

2 for 99
2 for 99
2 for 99
2 for 99
>gematria much?

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It will be in the criterion one day

the palace is back and it doesn't look like shit anymore

>>1314605
>>1314685
does anyone have lemon party patreon episodes?

>>1315415
Uploading today's episode in case it's made private, if anyone cares.

https://gofile.io/d/sf1qYu

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>>1315381
Hands sweating
Violence
Smuggitude
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc9pStHJ8SY&t=1087s&pp=ygUVbWF0YW5ldmVub2ZmIHNhbSBoeWRl

Mein Gött

>>1314519
01: Just Sam
02-06: Sam and Bic
07: Whole wigger crew including tranny
08: Weck
18: Bic
24: Jet Joeyy
25: Shane Gillis (with Nick Mullen cowering in the background somewhere)
30: Harley
45: Rocco
53,62: Erick
57: Adam Friedland
60: Jet in the corner
70: Shamwow guy
72: Dasha
77: David Lucas
78: Luis Gomez
81: Jay Dyer
82: Devan Costa & Ben Avery

Nick appears in every episode starting from 09
Charles appears in
61 62 64 65 66 67 68 69 75 76 80

>>1315424
based autist

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>>1315424
Jah bless yah bombaklaat

Hey guys! Trying to orbit my way into the MDE crew!

Do you think it'd be easier for me to get in if I was a tranny instead of a normal guy? What should I start wearing?

>>1315375
friend simulator for friendless losers. seeing that "shaved heads for taylay" or whoever video made me glad i stopped with this fandom. sam needs to stop this gay shit and do something funny the podcast is beyond old

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>>1315397
Christ is King

https://youtu.be/FqAh97_BGR0?si=GRvXDDWxop3dFQ6Q

>>1315375
I despise fishtank and what it represents. It's extremely low vibrational, mean and ugly. It's clearly Jet bringing his experience of hustling e-girls with his crack head father on /r9k to bear on something that used to be beautiful and stand for something. It has honestly soured me on MDE as a whole, and that's saying a lot as I have probably watched every piece of MDE related media at least twice.

>>1315383
>He might even be some sort of Shaman, since he can channel and manifest energy so well
lmao is this what sam's calling sucking dick these days?

>>1315397
>If MDE wasn’t a threat, the accusations would be unnecessary

A threat to what, good comedy and competently-made media? I promise you, outside of a very small and very select audience, no one knows who Pigman is. He's going to die in obscurity, unknown, unremembered and unloved

>>1315444
I mean, how much are you willing to invest? I hear Rocky offered 10K to buy himself back in as an MDE discord mod

>>1315421
this was actually pretty decent

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I miss hearing samuel laugh at literally everything that came out of Joeyy's mouth. Shit was real good. It really sucks we lost him to pills, he's unironically a good comedian.

>>1315480
rocky nooooo forward not backwards

>>1315375
complete trash and exactly what I don't want from MDE

>>1315459
same. I get needing the funds but to produce such tripe is disgusting

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>>1315489
> and the Pulitzer Prize of 2024 for Best New Meme goes to…

Yeah, I think the growing violence and tension in the world makes it way more satisfying to watch, as we all want to strangle and outwit the confederacy dunce influencers, especially the growing Islamic purity spiral.

My hands were sweating for the kid because he embodied the same smug and supercilious tone people get when they’re confident in their beliefs (I believe those nafri bitches are primed to join my flowering harem). You can tell he never got punched in the face—it fucking shows.

And the 4th wall breaking homeless dude as a tension breaker. Showing the kid disparaging my future Salvation Army BioWarfare Unit to not harness the power of streetshitting mercencies is just naive.
>Thank you for coming to this TedTalk.

>>1315459
Let people have their fun. It has its moments. You’re acting like the lady screaming at cars in the intersection.

>muh parasocial tv program
>muh moral highground
sorry bro, didn’t mean to interrupt your listening sesh to Conlon Nancarrow sync’d up to “Metal Machine Machine” while ironically watching The Room on mute.

Do you yell at the juggalettes too?
> IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY YOULL NEVER KNOW

jannies don’t hold me back. this negative energy must be purged

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>>1315578
>Metal Machine *Music
for fucks sake, do you see what happens?

I guess the clip channels were ordered to stand down

>>1315582
Overexposure

>>1315578
Are you done showing off about knowing who Conlon Nancarrow is?

It's trash compared to what MDE used to be, but keep slopping it up like the pig you are. "Enjoy" yourself stupid man, you won it's all slop from here on out.

It's mad how shit fishtank and their gay new thing is.

Jet needs to go. The ugly little freak is spending all of Sam's money and wasting everybody's time.

>>1315641
I hope he does spend all of the money so they can go back to making something honest again.

>>1315642
Yeah like the Edie (male) 10 year retrospective

>>1315643
An apology to indigo child and enlightened thinker Don L. Jolly would suffice.

>>1315625
>but keep slopping it up like the pig you are

Pigs attract pigs. Pigman Sam keeps putting out worthless garbage, his little paypiggy fans keep lapping it up.

>>1315666
Well quite.

What's the # of the PKA with Sam Hyde discussing fishtank 2,5?

>>1315666
> 666
Evil detected

>antidote
https://youtu.be/H4b4oj6-1bI?si=Qznj4uVw64gYaWqI

>>1315625
> Are you done showing off?
Nope.

>this music is only for those that denounce the Talmud and have a soul
https://youtu.be/bTYUyDjVCRU?si=TGlZJR1fixb80JpA

>and for my nigga in the struggle, baby baaybee
https://youtu.be/jxAp3ymhY4M?si=3pQEknbDjdDMhXs5

>>1315716
Nice picks but let's keep it to orangy and vearvaf deep cuts ok pal

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>>1315727
> pal
Not your pal, buddy

>>1315578
Someone gives their opinion when prompted by a question.

>make screeching noises in a desperate attempt futile attempt at humor.
you

crawl out of sam's ass. fishtank sucks deal with it tell your daddy when you get his dick out yur bitch ass mouth.

>>1315578
faggot

Don't listen to these haters, Sam. Fishtank is good, just keep up the good work.

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>>1315741
dont forget to donate, sam needs another jacket!

>>1315733
>screeching sounds
That's actually the sound of me fucking your mom at light speed. You can call me "dad" and you'll be taking care of our new child (your new brother) when the last drop of cum falls out of her asshole (the hole in which you were conceived, obviously)

>new house rules
you will pee sitting down exclusively. no standing

now sweety
>the adults are speaking

pgl 83 pls

>>1315746
you dont need to write a book chomo just kys..

>adults speaking
talk more about your piss fetishes of men

>>1315745
Basic brand

>>1315748
>honey what did we say about being silent when adults are speaking?
Now go clean the toilet because we heard you make a mess in the bathroom. Wipe the peeps AND the poops (your mom's poops, which should be familiar to you from before you were born)

>>1315749
Great Value brand

>>1315750
hey pedophile shouldnt you be taking more pictures of children to post on 4chan.

we all know who you are gay pedophile. now let the board go back to non chomos with an iq over 70. before you kys you can post on the tranny discord about your gay fantasies. this board is full up faggot.

>>1315752
>we all know who you are gay pedophile.
we all know you speak English as a second language. Let me tell you this in a language you can understand, chico

> no se habla cuando los adultos esta hablar
limpia el baño. no us tu lenga otro vez

>>1315749
canada goose is for faggots/niggers
go figure sam wears it

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investor bros how we feelin?

>>1312176
New PGL
Who got it

>>1315767
it's late, I'll post it tomorrow.

>>1315778
It's tmrw in Israel. let's go.

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>>1315734
beat it, slime

This guy should go back to playing with his neighbours kids, that's more his speed than defending nuMDE for free online

>>1314959
my nigga you have much to learn. may you never return to the reddit videogame subreddit from which you came inshallah

>>1315746
With comedy like this, you can see why Sam 'Pigman' Hyde is the number one comedian in the pedophile and zoophile community!

>>1315810
> neighbours
Maybe you should get your assgaped on The Curry Mile by devout Muslims?

I moved out, faggot. but thank you for remembering.

>>1315828
ouch

>>1315842
>The Curry Mile

Mate come down to The Magnet and I'll put your head under a brick.

>>1315873
>former Oldham resident
oh yeah, I bet you fluff Shaun Ryder's balls in some Salford chippie every night.

Mate, I'll see you at the Arndale tonight while we... shop together for great deals due in complete brotherhood as a testament to the magnificence of modern commerce.
>yo fooking wot m8
I said, let's grab some Gregg's
>simple as

>>1315882
Lol, alright youre sound mate

>>1315884
You tell Stockport finest Gemma and H I says hello
> muh The Magnet
Arden Arms muh uk nigga

Sars please do the needful and upload pgl 83

>>1315745
Fuck you, faggot.

>>1315641
Sam's problem these days: hired zoomer minions to build himself back up after WP 1 fallout. Stuck with them due to loyalty/sunk costs, needs to do grifting projects like Fishtank to pay their salary, which he needs the zoomer minions to produce, for whom he needs the grifting projects to pay the salary of, on and on in a death spiral. He's stuck with this timeline.

IMO steroids compromised his decision making faculties, possibly already on the decline for the decision of abusing drugs to begin with. But that was a long time ago now. Between that whole side of nu-MDE and the selling out crossover attempts with guests like Lucas, Dasha, Soder & whoever those Cumtown wannabe knockoffs were in PGL 82, and WP2 looking like it's shit/will never come out, Sam is melting down worse than the democrats these days.

>>1315917
Dude's on steroids and he still looks like shit? Jesus, if that's not the best anti-drug PSA out there, I dunno what is.

>>1315917
yeah dude he should've stayed pure and subsisted on the goodwill of the double-digit count of paypigs willing to fund real™ content like Charls (for which in 2 years of these threads we haven't even had one paypig share his gumroad content)

>>1315920
False equivalency. Sam had no problem making far more money than Charls makes now even being back in the MDE saddle when he was doing KSTV season 1 on Patreon. Sam always had the capacity to make enough money to fund projects with artistic merit (unlike normie stand up tours and fishtank) and hire talented collaborators without selling out like he’s clearly done now. He’s let the greed and slovenliness get to him because he wants cars, clothes and property more than he wants to make good art. And he’s incapable of letting blood sucking leeches like Jet go. Seriously, imagine thinking that guy should be the brain behind the direction of everything Sam has built.

>>1315922
kstv also was normie bullshit with no artistic merit yet it kept the lights on, the fuck are you on about?

"Art"? Fucking seriously? Bad enough that you think Sam's capable of making anything remotely entertaining, but you must be absolutely cooked if you think anything he's done remotely qualifies as 'art', even by the most generous definition.

Fuck me, what's your favourite show, the Jangling Keys Power Hour?

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>>1315901

>>1315745
omg a $1500 parka in snowy conditions who gives a fuck poornigga
>>1315749
yea for 1500 he shouldve just went full wigga and get actual designer

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>>1315745
I’m getting moist from all this drip

>>1315927
sar pleaseeee i want to seee the sam and nick do the talking on my laptop pleasee show some respects to us as fans

>>1315917
I like Sam's new alliance with the gay Republican mafia, I'm sure it's going to end as well as everything else did.
EDIEROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIIGHT

>>1315926
Have you seen the HWD graphics?

>>1315965
I have fans - 2 for $7

>>1315767
>>1315783
>>1315901
>>1315965
gudmorning sars. sorry for delay

>PGL_0083_HyperbaricChamberExplosion_r1 (CRF25).mp4

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>>1315755
Does a $100 investment get me in the shareholders discord or telegram or whatever bumass shit
No idea why anyone would bother

>>1315988
thank you sir for doing the needful now I will do the seedful

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Does Sam really have a net worth of over $10M like he said on matan's podcast
How the fuck ?
I know he took out tens of thousands in loans for bitcoin in like 2014 which he probably still hasn't paid back and never will but that would only put him at around $1.5M ish
I guess he scammed $2M from anyone retarded enough to buy his NFT shitcoin (no idea how this isn't discussed more instead of that retard kike posting shit about sam wearing expensive jackets)
Does he just pocket literally everything ?
How deep do paypig pockets go ?

>>1315988
thank you for your service

>>1316001
This is getting old and we are starting to worry about your health. It seems you’ve passed from the admiration phase to the green-eyed guzungas of envy, which is now metastasizing into this current display.

Please get help
>we are rooting for you

>>1316001
>$2 mil
more like $1m. you can look up the prices and idiots that bought
p.s. he was calling it a scam a month before he release his nft

>>1316001
If he actually had any money worth talking about, do you honestly think he would look and dress like he does all the time?

Dude probably has some cash, but no way in hell he has millions, unless he's paying waaayyyy over the odds for those car leases (which I could believe, because, like his fans, he sees a conspicuous display of wealth and thinks 'ah yes, this means I'm successful')

>>1316001
bitcoin and fiat money aren't actually worth anything and neither are the cars, thank sam's usury relatives for that
sam misses that point of wealth so 10m is about what he'll peak at before it goes towards servicing multiple lawsuits
>>1316043
He has some money but not what he claims and if bitcoin ever gets rugpulled (spoiler: it will) he might have to be visiting Peter Thiel's dick on a more regular basis

also: if sam had $10m he could hire people to make him a lot more money with a lot less risk (not the nitrous wiggers)
"blacklisted" is a fake horseshit excuse

>>1315988
may vishnu bless u sar

>>1315988
thanks honey

If sam had 10 milly we would have heard more about Joyride universe than this absolute turd of a teaser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL6p52R1dRc

This was when I realised he had completely lost it and everything would be low effort from then on out.

The Sam/Don Jolly/Frank Hassle/James Price era was when MDE was at it's best post WP cancellation

Fellow brits did you remember to vote straight ticket Don Jolly today?

>>1315978
Wasn't that mostly the work of the wiggers and his asian baby mamma?

>>1316001
Why are your question marks spaced like this ? For fucks sake, write a better bot

based /tv/ having a thread critical of sam deleted again by sensitive mde faggots for going too negative

I feel so inferior when I see Sam, I've been thinking of transitioning because of him

>>1316102
You know you can get tits just like his by eating nothing but Taco Bell for a month, right?

>>1316001
I think he has a networth of over $3mil purely from the fact that he has a $800k car collection. I don't think its over 10 though

>>1316102
So you can finally get a blowjob? LMFAO

>>1316124
If you think he actually owns any of those cars, you're deluded.

>>1316001
>Sam just played broke saying he only has 2k on his bank account and is in big trouble
Stop lurking, Sam lol

>>1316071
>bitcoin getting rugpulled
By how? By who? Satoshi's agent? The government? United Nations?

>>1316089
Sam didn't even make World Peace 1 graphics

Probably the best Hyde content in months, physically pushes a crackhead in the neck for getting near him lmfao https://youtu.be/Fc9pStHJ8SY?t=1011

the goblin freak is supposedly Matan's (host) "manager"

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>>1316141
wtf lol

>>1315988
wtf 1 hour? I'm blaming Chris Lynch for this one.

Lynch is a good kid guys, don't make fun of him

THESE ARE THE PYRAMIDS OF DAN

>>1316141
At first I thought you meant when he grabbed Matan's arm and was pushing him back a little bit but then the crackhead shows up.

Fucking hilarious, looked like Sam was about to go off.

>>1316141
Sam being physically large isn't all that funny. Very low vibrational content, but what did I expect?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tynKRMVGsAI

This is it, the first video I ever watched by MDE more than 10 years ago, sparking a truly psychotic fan obsession with it. Jan Rankowski (nuMDE fans may know him as Xavier or The Commander apparently...) makes an appearance.

It was like someone made a video specifically designed to appeal to my encylopedia dramatica reading 14 year old ass. Lets all enjoy this video together, Kanpai.