What kind of tampons do you think they have in the Golden Throne palace complex on Terra in Warhammer 40k?
>>97398749Man I see decent "Empress of Mankind" art, I save it.
>>97390450The lore for any wargame should be written by autistic losers who obsess over the symbolism of the heraldic components of a minor company's banner and not a career author. Warhammer should not have writing outside of the flavor snippets within their various rulebooks and catalogs.
>>97398715yes, ADB has gone on record in an interview being one of the people strongly pushing for femstodes in the Horus Heresy novels (he put the first one in himself, and wanted them to be in the original Custodes range for 30k but he didn't start pushing 'early' enough for that to happen, supposedly. More likely the 30k staff thought he was an annoying prick and told him to fuck off until ADB got enough authority from daddy GW to force his agenda onto the game)
>>97398814>The lore for any wargame should be written by autistic losersBut Anon, we're ALL Autistic Losers here!>>97398839Wasn't this the same time Sisters of Silence became a thing though?
>>97398490>Again I'll ask you: why was there never, not once, not a single time, ever, at any time a depiction of a female custodes until right now,ADB had femstodes fetish amd he is pretty much definition of marineboo.> at the very same time a bunch of ideologues decided Warhammer was popular enough to become a front in their culture war?Because alt-rights decided to claim 40k as their safe-space. But turns out publically traded companies didn't like to associate with them.
After playing both the original Shandalar and the 2016 update version I've come to the conclusion that magic was just more fun in 1995 when it was more loose and relaxed. The kinds of decks you go up against in the 2016 version are so much more ruthless about shutting down every play you make that the only way to compete is to be an even more obnoxious dickhead and make sure they never get a chance to do anything. Every victory was bitter and spiteful in a way that I never felt with the older simpler Magic cards.
>>97391365This. We have dozens of one-drops that would have costed 3 mana in 1994.
>>97391721none of those things are actually in shandalar 96 you realize
>>97391365>>97393552Power creep is definitely real, but you can prove to yourself that it's not the most relevant factor very simply. Take any of those overpowered/undercosted one-drops and just throw him in a deck with a heap of commons and uncommons, like a ten year old would if he had to build a deck out of the ten boosters he'd opened in his life. It won't be a very powerful deck. You can do the same with Force of Will or Black Lotus, however powerful a card is, Magic is a game about decks not cards.
>>97393522well yeah, it doesn't have to, which is why I said it'd be funny, not smart. Maybe a little interesting, but certainly not the ideal solution. You wouldn't need JoTC, just a small handful of autists who can recognize what components make up most non-keyword effects and one turbo autist to make something that parses oracle texts into chains of these components. And of course, the engine and ui to work with these parsed oracle texts.
>>97354218what 2016 update?
Moon edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97398470And it fits naturally with the psudeo Squee-Bazaar effects, thanks man will put it in. I love this card but have no reason to play it in Legacy.
Universe Beyond: Blackjack>lands are casinos
>Why did WotC think Tamiyo was okay to print?>Tamiyo's target audience:>>97398590
>>97398768>Universes Beyond: BalatroJimbo, John Balatro 1ULegendary Creature - ClownWhen Jimbo enters, select a color and scry 1.Mult - Whenever you have cast an even number of spells per turn, add one mana of the chosen color to your mana pool. (Zero is not an even number.)
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Rule 1: In order to become canonical each post has to pick up something that has already been established by someone else and build on it. Only in this way can something new be added.Rule 2: Keep it within reason and don't break the immersion for everyone else. Rule 3: Have fun.Starting with a rough premise to set the tone:>Players are bug-headed-investigators collecting evidence of a vast, hidden control system that governs reality. >Detective work involves getting high on insecticide, cut-up-techniques and orgon accumulation. >The "Mugwumps," the "Reptiles," and the "Grey Officers" all represent control entities that feed on energy. >Don't trust 'em. >They are bureaucrats of a gnostic, alien order.>Be aware of the insect archons! >They are parasitic deities that can manifest as viruses (biological and linguistic), addictive substances or bureaucratic control. >Create a detective and expose the hidden patterns of the manipulators!
>>97396934The disguise has gotten so convincing that many fell for their own trick. They have forgotten who they really are. This is intentional.The insecticide quiets the human fiction and reveals the hidden reality behind this veil of deception. Including our true clicking forms.
>>97397832The 'many' being everyone.The alien overlords have already won, but refuse to admit their true existence, even to themselves. The reasons are various.Some fear competing aliensSome have forgottenSome believe the charade is meaningful in itselfSome fell in love with humanity and no longer want to return to their original selves.
>>97397832The end goal of all this self-deception is to trick reality into making you a human.Naturally, this is a pretty esoteric goal and hard to accomplish wittingly.Game mechanics involve subliminally programming yourself so you can do manchurian candidate shit without breaking your own self-delusion.
>>97398483>Game mechanics involve subliminally programming yourself so you can do manchurian candidate shit without breaking your own self-delusion.kino
>>97398483The player simultaneously tries to maintain the belief that he is human while attempting to decipher the dark workings of metaphysical manipulation. I like the Antagonism in that. I'd suggest the player needs to take antipsychotics at regular intervals, or even morphine in emergencies, to maintain this illusion. It gets harder the deeper you journey down the rabbit hole. This could be implemented with a value similar to the Mental Stability System in Call of Cthulhu.I think a secret conspiracy in which people are processed into food and sold in supermarkets Idea stolen from Onions Green would fit well into the dark schizo noir atmosphere.
Pathfinder Card Game 3rd WHEN Edition>>IF YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION, PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH GAME YOU'RE PLAYING<<Previous Thread: >>97177684/pfg/ (pathfinder 1e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/RSt0rF0T/p2g/ (pathfinder 2e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/1zySxwm3/sfg/ (starfinder) link repository: https://pastebin.com/5yp9s2U3/pacg/ (Pathfinder Adventure Card Game) link repository: https://pastebin.com/wsNmzCMR>>CHECK THE SHARE THREAD FOR MISSING MATERIALS<<>tq: How do you read about updates for the game? Do you read the source material or just let some e-celeb yawn on about whatever garbage they want to spin?
>>973978732eMythic isn't even a Tall Poppy Syndrome, it is just underbaked. They did not fully playtest or fleshed out these ideas. So it is left in a weird, awkward halfstep between Epic Level Handbook and 1e "We Didn't Even Know What We Were Making" that not even 2efags like.>>97397873we get it, you want to play Mutants & Masterminds, not actually play anything useful>>97397889Operative was just going to have Legendary Strikes. They were the only class in 1e that got 4 full attacks at base, something that not even Soldier got. And with 2e Soldier being the Heavy Weapons Guy with Legendary DCs and James Bond With a Rocket Launcher is way more incongruent than either Han Solo or John Halo, it pretty much the only thing that made sense to do. At its core, you gonna play Starfinder for the guns, this is the gun class. I can't really change your feelings, but mandate or not, I don't know what they really could be if Space Rogue and Better Ranger was out of the table (and arguably they still end up the best of both worlds, jank feature set or not).
>>97397982The funny thing about Soldier is that I am in fact kind of annoyed by the change, but the end result is actually something I think is actually interesting and unique mechanically, so I can begrudgingly accept it in all its kind of overloaded glory (it took me until now to realize Soldier didn't get Greater Weapon Specialization at level 15-that's the only thing it DOESN'T seem to get lmao).I know I have to just live with Operative in its current, powerful as fuck state, but that doesn't mean I have to think it's a well designed class. Fuck's sake, if anything it's just the arbitrary "better gunslinger/ranger in space" instead of "space rogue", now, which feels EVEN MORE of a design fuckup given Gunslinger is the butt of jokes even on reddit, and Ranger has to struggle against people constantly asking "what do you even do?"
New player here (pretty new to TTRPGs in general, played like 3 sessions of DnD5e two years ago)I've heard people talking about how the P2e has a lot of tactical depth thanks to the 3 action economy and how you should try to inflict an asymmetric action cost on the enemies, but how do you actually do that? If I use an action to walk away from a guy attacking me, he'll use one action to catch up so I don't feel like that would gain me anything. Tripping an enemy is 1 action but they also need only one action get back up so it's the same here. I'm sure there are options where it actually pays off, I'm just not sure what they are.
>>97398802Ohh, wait a second. But if I'm surrounded by 3 guys and use one action to walk away, it will cost them 3 action in total to catch back up. I think I'm learning
>>97398802>>97398806Also on that note, our party is currently missing a ranged class, so I'm probably just building a fighter with a bow.I want to prep before the game and write down some useful actions I can do during encounters so I don't just stand there and shoot arrows for all of my three actions (I hated how boring our fights in 5e were). Any pointers what I should look into? There are a lot of them from the looks of it.
We have all experienced the coming and going so GMs, Players and games; and then left holding the bag too start all over again at Square One. If and when you have to start over from scratch how and where (online) would you start I'll look for groups and games?There has been numerous reasons that would force someone to start all over again be it scheduling, life, work, people changing.
Start over in current year? I don't. I take one look at the low quality garbage that focuses entirely on pandering and realize its not a good hobby.
>>97350211Only if you are friendless loser that any actual table would vet out right before even meeting for the first game. Which is part of the reason why nobody sane wants to play online - the only players out there are (You)s
>>97349305Unironically Critical Role, get hyped, join a game, isn't what I expected, learn to love it anyway: Is how I think it would go.
>>97386118Looks like we have a no games in the thread.
>>97382438Oh, thank you.
ITT we post pics of a LGS from your town and let others rate the vibe
>>97398635Ask her what kinda games she likes, or comment on what she's got, like her deck or her minis or something. Don't comment on her mini deck, she might not appreciate that.
>>97397938Yeah they know about the your B.O cloud so they avoid the place.
>>97398573>t. the dumb fuck here>>97398621Then why are you here? I am pretty sure Sharia law bans tabletop games.
>>97398635Easy, just start with "what's up bro' like you would with any other dude in the LGS
>>97398836>I am pretty sure The start of every intelligent post
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I think maybe it’s a bit late to put it up, but I have a completed threadslave ready for There Goes Tokyo with all updated builds.
>>97398787put it up to see if you got anything wrong
BuildsAthena "Step on me, mommy"https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97363522/#97371416Brapgoddess "We don't talk about this one"https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97363522/#q97371534Ack! Ack! "ET if it was good"https://rentry.org/TGTACKChicxulub Impactor "2-0 against dinosaurs"https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97363522/#q97374665Molestron "Shinzo Abe's last hope"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97398809Somehow it didn’t copy my > off of Rentry. Fuck Rentry. Also fuck phoneposting. I shall never phonepost again
>>97398816>he didn't copy from editpfffffft ohnononono
Thread 451: Fuck your parents EditionBushi-Navi EN: www.en.bushi-navi.com/Deck Log:decklog.bushiroad.com/ (JP)decklog-en.bushiroad.com/ (EN)Beginner guide, decklists and other info: pastebin.com/QxKQRhrQ (embed)Up to date fanmade PC online games, 3DS/Switch emulation and Mobile games: pastebin.com/7Fj8VqA2 (embed)Cardfight and Buddyfight matchmaking server: discord.gg/6xVFD4rWeiss/Schwarz Resources: pastebin.com/sk2iSjW1 (embed)BCS 2025/26 Info: https://en.bushiroad.com/events/bcs2526/DivineZ Parallactic Clash Ep 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i_whZ8w2w0Divinez: Genma Awakening Arc Manga: https://x.com/cfvanguard_PR/status/2009770914012074373Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
the results are:1st: Heartluru - Vyrgilla - Deeplands2nd: Eva - Minerva - Rewinder3rd: Youthberk - Rewinder - Elle4th: Estacion - Jheva - Argo Siren
The Prison fall off needs to be studied.
>>97397775Deck can only pop off turn 4 and every meta deck is resource efficient or just doesnt care about the prison with how strong their engines arethe two best decks also like going second so turn 4 decks have it rough; Prison doesn't generate the same advantage Bavs could to keep up with all of the aggro decks she powercrept into existence
Bloom Tender editionPrevious: >>97287917>News & RemindersDevoted Druid and Painter's Servant are pre-banned in HistoricLorwyn Eclipsed coming out January 23; preorders are now availableArena Championship 10 won by Michael Debenedetto-Plummer (Mono-Red Prison, United States, he/him)From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-january-12-2026>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Full art Jap landsSomeone hold me back, JotC don't deserve the money
Will JotC ever address the major advantage of going first?
^bots>>97394330>Do people hate arena?yes but to answer your real question:people don't post here because no one wants to talk with op and xyr's friend chat gpt aka the only posters itt
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I made me own deck. Any suggestions?
Let's try it again editionPrevious thread:>>97275454 >What is /awg/?A thread to talk about minis and games which fall between the cracks, or peoples' homebrew wargames.The >>>/tg/hwg thread doesn't entertain fantasy (for good reason) and the other threads are locked to more specific games.This thread isn't tied to a game, a publisher, or a genre, let's just talk about fun wargames. Any scale, any company, any miniatures.>Examples of games that qualify.A Song of Ice and Fire, Argatoria, Batman Miniature Game, Carnevale, Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings,Deadzone, Dragon Rampant, Dropfleet and Dropzone Commander, Freebooter's Fate, Frostgrave, Gaslands, HeroClix,Kings of War, Maelstrom's Edge, Malifaux, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Masters of the Universe: Battleground, Moonstone,Oathmark, OnePageRules, Open Combat, RelicBlade, Rumbleslam, SAGA, StarCraft, Stargrave, Sludge, Urban War, Void,Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97387443I recently came across those Warzone Mutant Chronicles minis, and I love their style. Is anyone out there preserving them? I know there are a few companies still selling them, but it looks like they’re just selling off old stock; is anyone casting them to preserve the sculpts and create new minis?
>>97398095Warzone Resurrection is dead, what product exists is all that exists. Some can still be found on Ebay, but pickings are slim.Mutant Chronicles Warzone (first and second edition) can still be purchased through Prince August, but they don't have the full range, but they've got more than enough to play.Warzone Eternal is the newest iteration of the game and can be purchased via Trenchworx, but you'll be buying a Snaptray. A Snaptray is a 3d print that hasn't been removed from its supports.Personally, I believe that first edition is the best edition, I play it all the time. You can find rules etc here https://www.mutantpedia.com/eng/Warzone.html
>>97395656Can't argue with historicals being better value. I'm loving the Pillage stuff from Victrix lately
>>97394360>surely blizzard can yank their chain if they will try something fucky wuckyBlizzard is the one that gets fucky wucky these days.
>>97394360Dildos are toys specifically designed to make people feel good.
FUCKING PEAK AND YOU CAN’T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
>>97398293I never got the impression that MB was anything other than tongue through cheek about it's grim derp aesthetic.
>>97398379nta but yeah that's why I enjoy it. It's bleak as hell and so vague that the end of days can't help but make me grin
>>97396518the dev team insist upon themselves
Everytime I play a character in Mork Borg I have a blast. I think it's the perfect mix of over the top edgyness and the fact that the characters are by default crude and stinky assholes that brings out the magic at the table. In my experience even first timers or inexperienced gamers hop on the wagon like I've never seen them do in other kinds of games. School walkout for my favorite mork borg character who was eaten by rabid dogs at the end of a dungeon
>>97396518MYERK BYERG
Prototype editionHere is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three.>Build Divide>Force of Will>Final Fantasy TCG>DBZ CCG>Wixoss>Keyforge>Gundam>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)>Digimon>Flesh and Blood>Gate RulerComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97398682Yeah but it has less than 2 dozen fans. Everyone else just plays Arkham Horror
>>97398693Isn't Lore dead and a scam?
>>97398682Mythos was somewhat popular in the 90s. After that fantasy flight made a card game for Call of Cthulhu that later became an LCG then it died.Nowadays Arkham Horror is the most popular Cthulhu mythos game.It is an LCG that every player picks an investigator and makes a deck for it. The game mix board(card as locations)+miniatures(or tokens for the investigators) with action&equipment cards (things that your investigator uses). The game is players vs environment (mythos deck) where you pick an adventure and the deck for it play the hole of antagonists and challenges for the players.The game also has a campaign like mode where adventures are connected and players carry over things from one adventure to the next until they finish the storyline.
>>97398482>Lorcana Yes, there was a shortage of Lorcana when the first set came out. I recall having to got to multiple Toys r Us stores (I'm in Canada, we still have those) because they were limiting customers to 2 boosters per visit/day, and having to call around to half a dozen LCS to try to track down stock. They were difficult to get well into the 2nd set, when they reprinted set 1.
TCGs with the best art?
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Whenever lowercase says "Are you stupid?" I hear it in Heavy Weapons Guy's voice lol
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Time to talk about weird monsters again.As usual, any rants about Bog will be treated as bait unless you have actual proof.
>>97398657Bogleech has been in these threads to talk about it you deject brownoid. And of course people are coming to the Mortasheen threads to enjoy it. Go back to kiwifarms
>>97398657Ew. Post hands
Bawg makes me so mad. He post every day about neo Nazi and every day he have post I copy and paste to kiwifarms. I check every hour for new content. Everything he have said is dumb conspiracy and woke politics. So I have done this for years actually. When I am not using internet I am thinking about how angry this makes me. I have printed out his words and artwork to put on my wall for when I am falling asleep. I stare at them with candles in closet. Actually others do not understand our relationship. It’s just fanboys/fangirls and Bonnie getting in the way. One day he will not be woke left obsessive SJW and we can finally be together
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>>97398677>>97398688>>97398713>>97398753>bogleech having a safe place away from his e-stalker online but it’s just a bunch of right wing anons that like his game
