With all that's happened recently and everyone ready to kill each other more so than usual, let's cool off with some cheesecake.
Ok.
So a cool thread
>>92596267Soritas and the SoS are so cool.I wish Amazon could've seen that. Very saddening turn of recent events.
^Sororitas*
this will be a nice thread
Blueberry wives.
>>92596267>let's cool off with some cheesecakeIsn't the whole reason people are mad BECAUSE of custodes cheesecake?
>>92596749No.
>>92596749yes, they just don't want to admit it
>>92596267Yes, let's cool off that butthurt.
>>92596749No
>>92596749>custodes cheesecake?The really funny thing is they probably could have memed female custodes into existence using weaponized coomers, like how the vampire lady in RE8 was basically all the publicity for it, instead we get lazy gaslighting.
A catgirl sororitas is fine too.
I wish lolicron would come back.
>>92596585
>>92597098Awoo
>>92596339Happy Little Daemon World
>>92596339Well that sure is a blast from the past.
>>92596968Yes please.
/aco/ has a warhammer thread, I just want you guys and guys to know that.
Back to our regularly scheduled programming.
>"Canoness, why is my armor so different from the other Sisters?"
Ah, the sweet, delicious heresy....
>>92598032"The God-Emperor wills it!"
>PLEASE IGNORE HOW SHITTY 40K HAS BECOME HERE'S SOME SOFTCORE PORN SOME LOSERS ON THE INTERNET DREWI hope GW is paying you well for this at least, bro.
>>92597953giwtwm
>>92598069>thinking for even a microsecond that GW would ever support sexualization of this kind>the same company that tried to do away with Slaanesh in AoS for marketabilityGet a clue.
>>92596585Big boobs are fine, but I just want sleet, athletic Tau waifus, is that so wrong?
>>92598111Tau Provides.
>>92596907Some no fun having grog explain to me why Felinids can't be Sisters.
Segstodes
>>92598260sisters really hate mutants and likewise barely tolerate abhumans, its a similiar reason why they don't allow pyskers
>>92596883she's singing to my bone alright
>>92596267>>92596267so that has the opposite effect on me - just makes me think about how GW hates cheesecake and has systematically removed it from their games.
>>92598447But here's something for this forsaken thread anyways.
>>92598494>I now see that the anti-lewd posters have at last been broken by the endless polspergingIt's more that culture war spergs keep justifying ruining the setting with coomer faggotry like >>92598459. It's enough to turn one full puritan, and I say that as someone who has loved blueberry cheesecake threads for over a decade now. Hell I even did writefaggotry for Blue and Da Scraplootas back in the day.
>>92598026Yes... YES... YEEEESSSS
>>92598524I can agree, but nothing is canon after 2008 anyway, but the dark times when everything "cheesecake" drowned in endless reports because spergs were dire indeed. Hell, we have a lewd games general now.
>>92598026Shouldn't the eldar have a significantly bigger head due to being generally bigger?Also shouldn't they both be bloodied with the SoB strangling the Eldar?Would be even more erotic
>>92598611I'd gladly give up all cheesecake threads if it also got rid of prolific thread-ruining shitters like NiceDaemonette and all the musclemommy faggots.
>>92598471I'm the guy who posted >>92598289 >>92598324I'm just here for lewd fanart.Don't involve me in your pathetic, whiny, little squabble.
>>92598111
>>92598471I don't understand why you are having a coom den in /tg/ of all places
>>92598599>You have to talk like a joyless cynic on MY 4channelHow's this: kill yourself.
>>92599164That wasn't very Keanu seal 100 of you
>>92598051>A plea of innocenths isth guilty of wasthing my time
>>92599164
>>92598324The fact that this artist used the Solar Watch theme rather than the generic gold tells me he's based and a man of culture as well as a true 40k fan.
>captcha: 0P SXJ
>>92598111trips of truth, even
>>92599787
>>92599647The guy was doing female primarchs and space marines before it became a controversy. He probably had this as a sketch lying in his folders weeks before the retcon.
>>92598600>So I heard this kid liked tomboys (me too) so i brought it up at work>so i brought it up at workAnd HE is the sperg? The fuck is wrong with you, anon?
>>92598600the kid is just memeing you fag.
Apologies for posting the lewdest cheesecake.
>>92596920Eh, those T;au are a bit creepy.
>>92596920good god almighty its just not fair.
>>92599647>nustodes>cultureI bet you like TTS too you queer>>92599847>The guy was doing female primarchs and space marines before it became a controversyHe's actually very new on the scene, so not really.
>>92599887That joke is almost as bad as the faces in your pic.
>>92598600>bro this dude is so weird>so i brought it up at workYeah, the first weirdo degenerate in that conversation wasn't him, just going to be honestl.
N-NO PLEASE NOT ASS AND TITTIES
Don't forget the classics. From 2008.
>>92600617We need someone to convert this to female custodes, stat.
>>92601811Why don't you do it, you culture crusading leech?
OP said Warhammer, he never said 40k only.
>>92596267>>92596443>>92596476>>92596487>>92596494>>92596876>>92596907>>92596968>>92598019>>92598026>>92598032>>92598260>>92599845Daemonette rape bait
>>92596901100%If they made a custodes girl look like Maria Andrejczyk, there would be 0 complaints40k is pretty much just capeshit at this point anyways, so female custodes shouldn’t be surprising
>>92602363>there would be 0 complaints>"Hey I know we're shitting all over the established lore and then flippantly telling you, our fans who support us, to eat shit, but hey, porn!"You people are fucking deranged.
awkward lanky navigator fishwife
>>92602444>established lore>warhammer 40kGet real, there were neckbeard authors retconning the God emperor to be an atheist in the 2010’sThere is no established warhammer lore, the lore is what the players make of it
>>92598111Good enough?
>>92602577Doesn't she have a fat butt in one of the official artworks?
>>92602809I wasn't aware. I apologise for not giving her canon cake
Eldar women officially have fat butts, wide hips, and big tits.
>>92602809You mean this one, Anon ?There ain't much as I can see, will give you an update if I find more about Cassia's navigator ass
>>92596901>>92602363This shit right here is why I've gotten more and more puritan. I fucking love sexy fanservice but I'd rather see every woman put into burkhas than have to deal with obnoxious coomers who don't actually give a single shit about the things I like and are only here for the porn. Not to mention all you MUH MUSCLEMOMMY faggots are fucking obnoxious freaks and I hate you.
>>92602988Holy shit, hips!I feel like way too many people today place the importance of hips way too low, is it me ?
>>92603006I think you have very basic tastes and are trying to find a way to feel special for them.
>>92602988
>>92603003Thing is, when a company get some sweet coomerism by mommy issued cash cows, prepare to see more of that, especially qhen ideas are running low.That or Marvel bullshit
>>92603022Honestly idk, I just like wide hips and too many speak of thighs alone.
>>92603029>Marvel bullshitYou retards would call Yarrick vs Ghazghkull marvel shit if it happened today.
>>92603029Thing is, the companies never provide the "coomerism" themselves. Instead they make some manfaced bulldyke with a sideshave and all the e-simps gaslight themselves into thinking that's attractive (but never actually buy the model)
>>92603023Fatfags should just kill themselves already.
>>92603105Thicc Macha good anon.
>>92603060No, I would call Emps shitting himself out of the warp and battle the Chaos Gods while all the primarchs from the Horus Heresy join together or sone bullshit.
Stop cooming to xenos!
>>92603092And that's the second step: appeal to the gross audience offended by those who just want babes, and make shit ugly, then enjoy the chaos of both sides trying to prove that the ither is shit by buying more models/make more free adds to products, while appealing to which makes them have more money than they can shit.
>>92596443I assume this means no SoS in the show then which is going to suck. The idea of a null that can only be seen by a select few would be so cool to see in live-action.
>>92603195Woops. Dark theme betrayed me
>>92603208cain is so lucky
>>92597994Is that supposed to be the new femstodies getting a Tau date?
>>92603006Not just you. Nothing is sadder than a women with shoulders wider than her hips.>>92603187>doesnt know what reddit spacing is. Lmao
>>92598098I don't know why, but the whole big puffy ponytail with shaved head look the SoS have is such a sexy hairstyle to me.
>>92598289better with the third eye
Boy I sure do like all these traditional games
>>92598051One of the SoBs (Sisters of Bunny) is not what it appears to be .
>>92603680Chaos cringe, so no.It bad.
>>92604009Incorrect.
Drukahri cheesecake is them wearing more clothes
>>92604150
>>92599811Witnessed
>>92604022Why would a Tzeentchian daemon say "By the thone" in its own thoughts?
>>92604261Method acting
>>92604022>>92603680
Awoo~
My contribution to the thread.
>>92604420Why do you keep trying to shit up this thread ND?
>>92604373
>>92599647Ironically, his coomer art is now retroactively made canon.
>>92604914all art is now retroactively made canon, we're playing by the rules of Doom multiverse now
>>92604662Now that's an Abhuman!
>>92602994>>92602577>Impregnate!
>>92596267Oh cool more stuff tangential to the game they have neglected for several editions while charging more for it.
>>92605631God, she'd be perfect if she only had a dick bulging out that gauzy loincloth.
>>92605711Shut up fag.
>>92596267Masturbate before posting virgin
>>92603003Exactly, I like sex, I like porn, I like muscular women.What I don't like is people talking about sex and porn 24/7 instead of engaging with the hobby.I also don't like 30+ year old men saying dommy mommy with no irony whatsoever
>>92606367>30+ year old men saying dommy mommy with no irony whatsoeverThat's how sexually depressed people looks like
>>92602710>Get real, there were neckbeard authors retconning the God emperor to be an atheist in the 2010’s>they retconned the lore, therefore there is no loreRedshirt logic.For the record, the Imperial Truth was around way before 2010.
the femstodes is probably that maerorus chick, so probably less cheesecake and more like slimy blob
>>92606560For real what do they do if a Sister has really huge tits? Do they modify the armor a bit for her?
>>92605809Hmm.No.
>>92606560>>92606800She would without a doubt recieve breast reduction surgery. Probably to a size matching one of the original founders.Unless they take a position like "our bodies are a temple for the God-Emperor" but I doubt that given the widespread mutilation in the rest of the Ecclesiarchy and Imperium.
>>92606943>but I doubt thatThat is quite literally part of their doctrine. The natural human form is perfection, as is the Emperor's decree. A Sister with giant tits would have her armor modified for her body, because to change it would be to disrespect the Emperor's gift to her.
>>92602988Love me some cannon thick hip eldarinas.
>>92606367>talking about sex and porn 24/7You act like people don't step in and out of these threads at all. You do realize that there are likely people from 6 different time zones posting at any given time, right?
>>92606971They get cyber eyeballs and shit like that all the time, same as everybody else. "Surgery first, ask questions later" might as well be the imperiums motto.I'm not saying their out to replace all their parts like the mechanicus, but don't underestimate the 41st millennium's willingness for surgery
>>92603171>MY BOY!
>>92603171Is there one of these with Xev Bellringer in that outfit?
>>92604261In typical Tzeentch fashion they are operating on so many layers of plans and double plans, they are lost the sauce.
>>92605711Good news! All eldar girls have massive horsecocks, it's just hidden in its sheath right now
>>92606840>no bulgeHypocrite and a coward
>>92606800Lardballia, Endbringer of Buffets up there wouldn't end up as a Sister in the first place. Their strict training regimen would cut enough fat abd add enough muscle to shrink those tits down. Fucking incels, I swear.
>>92608172>no picHypocrite and coward
>>92599993>He's actually very new on the scene, so not really.>literally every word in the post quoted is true>not reallyAnon didn't even say anything more than "weeks" before the retcon leaked, anon. Don't get so bent out of shape you go spouting objectively wrong nonsense that makes you look like you have no idea what you're even angry about.
>>92607221NTA but people have 1000% lost the ability to compartmentalize this shit. Not only is old-school style fanservice all but impossible these days (a rant for another day, but the tl;dr: is your game has to either be a completely sexually pandering parody or a "serious" game these days, with anything in-between coming under attack), but people are unironically using appeals to coomerism to justify ideological changes like femstodes and femarines because there's plenty of dopamine fried freaks out there who just want their fetishes "validated" by big corporations. You and I both know this is happening, so I don't get why you're disingenuously trying to pretend like it isn't.
>>92608218I'm not the one begging for futa eldar, faggot.
Not a traditional game thread. And I would have been banned if I posted this.
>>92606311Lurk more.Learn about board culture before complaining.
>>92608821I hope they’re an ideologue, I’ll like them more that way.
>>92596585>Pin cus fight me i down can't back.What the fuck is she saying?
>>92608259are the coomerists in the room with you, anon?
>>92596339>Doomrider just going into the sunGodspeed, you magnificent coked up bastard
>>92604373Got a chuckle outta me how cross the lil guy is
>>92608828>You and I both know this is happening, so I don't get why you're disingenuously trying to pretend like it isn't.You don't know anything, much less what other people know.
>>92614272>>92614283You know, I've never understood why people want anime-girlish big titty tau. That's nothing like they're supposed to be and at least to me that's just kills the whole thing.
>>92599164>How's this: kill yourselfHow nostalgic. A greeting you don't hear much anymore
>>92615111I don't want it to be canon, but I still like seeing it. I feel like people can hold these two conflicting thoughts in their head without much trouble.
>>92615111m8 you are in a Warhammer coom thread. The thought processes stops at "big blue titties" you are reading way too much into it.
>>92615111You don't know why people like titties?Somehow I believe you are being intentionally disingenuous, purityfag.
>>92615306How much longer until diaper posting gets posted here? The quality of the stuff that's getting shared here is really declining in quality.
>>92615433>someone posted something I don't like>it's over, /tg/ has fallen, billions must dieGet a grip you fucking loser.
>>92598051
>>92615388You don't get how I obviously meant that they don't look nothing like actual tau so I don't get the point? Somehow I believe you are being intentionally disingenuous, faggotfag.
>>92616695Herbivores get less sleep than omnivores or carnivores, so those hours of zoned-out cud chewing would probably be done by your waifu while you're out cold
>>92616798Look, all that shit you posted doesn't matter. The only important parts of a woman are the tits and the ass. And those tits and ass don't look anything like how Tau are described, and so as far as any objective observer is concerned, that isn't a Tau.
>>92616621You cannot possibly be so naive that you don't get why people like tits, dumbfuck. You literally said in your post that it doesn't look right to you. Who the fuck cares lol. Literally you cannot comprehend why someone has a different opinion to your own? Actually get some meds, then.
>>92616841And?
>ITT:
>>92616860And stop posting Tau with bigger than an A cup. They aren't Tau and are therefore not on topic.
>>92617238Says you, crybaby.
>>92617310>"Will you PLEASE go to an Earth caste outfitting station and get yourself properly measured? Your current work suit is ripping apart and you've been through 4 this month ALREADY. You know the Gue'la are easily distracted."
>>92608185>t. Incel
>>92616585>>92616695Kill yourself ND
>>92618636
>>92602444Anon they ain’t marines.Their lore always supported the idea they could, hypothetically, be chicks, if the odds that one could perform high enough to pass standards comes about over 10k years.
>>92607234Different anon, but valuing flesh over metal is a core Tennent. Hell, it’s a specific doctrine focus option in the roll tables.They use prosthetics, but I doubt they go iron hands on it.
Some people itt are cowards. Post cheesecake
>spoonfeed me coom or I'll CRYYYY!Nah
>>92619802I contribute pics. You do not.You are the coward.
Why is the only canonical show of nakey Eldar Rogue Trader though
>>92620278Because it's a typical Owlcat dating sim rather than a 40k game.
>>92596914What, no Orkfus?
>>92623829
>>92604359This sounds like complete nonsense propagated by brain damaged faggots.
>>92623502Dating Sim probably cause I did very much enjoy these cute scenes with Cassia and learning more about Eldar. But aside from making a good game about my favorite faction its the thing I always wanted in a 40k game. They could make 2 more low effort sequels with the only difference in gameplay being balance and quality of life features and as long as its a new map in a different part of the galaxy with new xenos to fitht I would be satisfied.
>>92623829>>92623883>>92623937Not true ork fans
>>92599887Mods
>>92624249I want Ork Girlz chav slagzand I want em now
>>92604359Except Sister's of Silence have plenty of members who can talk because they haven't taken their vow yet. The Sisters use them to speak for their squad and understand the sign language they use to communicate back. They're the equivalent of SM scouts who haven't fully entered the ranks yet.If it were a case of needing females they could have used the infinite lore available to humanity. Inquisitors, Soldiers, Bounty hunters, Escher gang, etc.No imagination and a quick cash grab while ruining established lore. Sounds like Amazon and corpos to me.
>>92625100Do you think they care about lore?Not even GW cares
>>92624616Not true ork fan
>>92619768Bro, that is clearly a pie.Nice pie, tho.
>>92629838if we can have tau titty and necron titty and tyratitty we can have ork titty
>>92631653Not true ork fan
>>92614937Neither do you, retard. It's the human condition.
>>92624067Fair assessment. The game is shallow as fuck, but it hits all the right notes for the setting.This picture is also cheesecake. Passing B, 79.9/100, would play again after dlc.
>>92614937I accept your concession
>>92632937
>>92607231What's going on in the uncropped version?
>>92596914I recognize sugoi dekai, but who are the others?
>>92619768
>>92637857Are they supposed to be references?
>>92607234>They get cyber eyeballs and shit like that all the time, same as everybody else.There's a difference of reducing your boob size to fit into your armor.And then getting a cybernetic replacement for your eye because it got damaged in a battle.First is purely for vanity reasons at best, while the latter is for an objective reason (warrior with 2 eyes are better than a warrior with 1 eye"
>>92615111>You know, I've never understood why people want anime-girlish big titty tau.It makes my dick hard, that's why.
>>92617238>And stop posting Tau with bigger than an A cup. They aren't Tau and are therefore not on topic.
>>92639374Would create and start 6 whole new noble lineages with all of them.
>>92602363Don't take this personal but if given the chance I'd take a power drill to your knees.
>>92616997You're not good at understanding people.>40k cake thread, a chance to post femstodes and own the bigots!>40k cake thread, someone will post femstodes here, I'd better go tell them how much they suck!Both sides know 100% why it's happening.
>>92617238They are literally cow people.
>>92617238Earth caste have big juicy teeters.
>>92631766Not true titty fan
>>92598451Is her bush peeking out from the sides of her loincloth?
>>92643332Nobody likes you ND
>>92608828God you talk like a total faggot
>>92643714I like them and their brand of autism.
>>92643714I'm okay with them. They act like a moron but it's better than listening to the newfags and their retarded "purity" crusade screeching into the void all the time.
>>92596907Felid abhuman somehow makes it through the Schola Progenium and becomes a Sororitas, has to hide her (extremely cute) ears and tail and feline mannerisms so she doesn't get purged. Turns out to be a great fighter. Loves the Emperor, 'ates xenos, eventually becomes tolerated despite her aberrations, maybe becomes part of an inquisitor's retinue and goes on adventures.I'll take 3 seasons and a movie.
>>92607221It's like we all happen to be in a titty bar and one anon is upset that nobody is properly appreciating the craft beer.
>>92603003>>92606367Yeah, I also liked those, but fucking hell I didn't make that my personality. Why did they have to turn it into pseudo-political bullshit? I just wanted to enjoy my porn.
>>92615111Their speculative evolution has them being eldar enlightened bipedal fish-cow.Their new stealth suits give them crazy wide hips.I believe they have GIANT CHESTS underneath as well.You cannot change my mind.
>>92606943Canonically sisters revered the human form but new models have them shown as being given 3/4 of the space marine creation implants.
>>92598638Because you’re gay (and should kill yourself)
>>92646170Not even the biggest blueberry milkers in the thread.
Love to hear your reason for deleting this janny. It's not nsfw, it's 40k, it's on-topic for the thread. Just having a melty?
Why are coomers so pro-femstodes anyways? I mean, we all know James is just gonna sculpt San Francisco-tier uggos, they could've just printed themselves or have someone print them actually decent looking coomer models and for far cheaper.
>>92608582>nurglettePONDER THINE FRAGRANCE
>>92646419m8 I'm a coomer of a degenerate and fiendish degree and I fucking despise the idea of female custodes. I can have a happy wank to Tau with giant tits or Eldar with fat asses but if GW said "actually Tau females are fertility idol giga stacies with huge tits" I would hate that too. I have no trouble keeping my coom fantasies and fap material entirely separate from the actual canonicity of the things I like because I'm not too brain friend to realize that blending to two would just be shit.
>>92646257>his next move will be to purge the threadPredictable, as always.
>>92646419I like the femstodes because it triggers purityfags because of all the porn, and I'm tired of their sad little culture war shitting up the board. That said, I am opposed to the decision in a general sense, because it was made half-assedly and for questionable reasons.
>>92617238You're wrong and stupid.
>>92646535That's generally, not just ugly, but repulsive art-style
>>92646797Some guys are into scars, you know? They wanna see how the ladies got em.
>>92646738Blessed is the mind too small for doubt, after all. Kinda makes sense, even if she needs someone else to read the book for her, she can still shout the words in battle once they have.
>>92596267Surprised there's so little art of Yrliet. Saw a few pieces here that I haven't seen yet but considering she and Cassia seem to be the fan favorites (Argenta too, but she's not romanceable)I get that Macha is way more famous and established but it does surprise me, unless I've just been looking at the wrong places
>>92646419I hate Custodes, they're redundant, conflict with the Grey Knights (who are also gay), poorly developed and reek of the "my guy is Wolverine but with FOUR claws made of LASERS" shit of the early 2000's and anything that makes the line turn to radioactive waste faster is good, I just steal bits to slap on my dudes and say they were a gift anyway.
>>92646419As a coomer, no, coomers are not pro-female Custodes. That niche was already nicely filled by SoB.
>>92646419Coomers fapping to femstodes does not mean they want them to be canon. Coomer art depicting female space marines, primarchs, and custodes has existed long before any of those things were even considered as possibly being retconned into canonicity.This would be like getting mad at coomers for making lewds of Macha or Yvraine because GW decided one day that the new canon lore is that Eldar and Humans love each other and never fight and fuck like rabbits and also all Eldar chicks walk around naked 24/7, the two things are completely unconnected.
>>92646816>Some guys are into scars, you know?And how it's related to the monstrocities on pic?
>>92596585Sex with blueberries.
>>92647625Hmm yes.
>>92647696Specifically this blueberry.
>>92647733>noseGood pic otherwise.
>>92647583I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat your question, in English this time.
>>92647172>>92647168>>92647158>>92647153>>92647143>>92647138>>92647131>>92647124>>92647110>>92647105>>92647101Are these the 2024 or 2025 calendar dates?
>>92648335lol, I think those are like from 4 years ago. I keep looking for high rez versions without the calendar attached but can't find them.
>>92648335may 1st isn't wednesday in>>92647101 so it isn't this year
>>92648405Imagine the sound of flesh clapping together whenever she sits down, or jumps, or probably just moves in general.
>>92646419That mini looks awful too. The face looks like a male Slavic coomer and the muscles are just plain awful. GW's SoB faces are unironically better.
>>92646738>no see I'm actually a le 40k oldgrog>that's why I utterly hate the setting and want to see it driven into the ground for ideological/fetish reasons!I hate this shit. You saw the same thing happen when Disney took over Star Wars where you had all the culture crusaders crawl out of the woodwork to talk about how they're huge Star Wars fans but they hated all the old stuff and IT'S TIME FOR STAR WARS TO GROW UP AND COMPLETELY CHANGE. I'll never understand what compels you famdom gypsy freaks to do this.
>>92646419>Why are coomers so pro-femstodes anyways?More porn is always good, and I like the idea that Emperor made some of his personal body guards into hot amazonian women with big tits, big butts and wide hips. Why? Because Emp's is a dude, he likes eye candy too.And I'm glad for more amazons in 40k.>I mean, we all know James is just gonna sculpt San Francisco-tier uggosSame can be said about the new sister models and art, same goes for rest of women sculpted by GW. Still people draw and make sexy fan art out of them.So not much of a point or an "own" to support your argument at all.
>>92648702You're trying too hard.
>>92648795Try to have sex or at least mastrubate before posting
>>92606800Chances are such recruits would end up being put into non-Militant Orders where having big tits would be conducive to their work. There is a whole not-Bene Gesserit role whose job it is to secure loyal and strong Imperial bloodlines.
>>92648858I accept your concession
>>92646419A lot of coomers are also trooners
>>92648686>GW's SoB faces are unironically betterJust say you like men, anon.
>>92649587>he says, in defense of a mini that looks like a male bodybuilder with bolt-onsBetter doesn't mean good, retard.
>>92648895I'm still right.
>>92651169>I'm still rightOn a dick, yes
>>92606943no she's getting transferred to ordo famulous.
>>92654778>>92654787>>92654834Retard