Epic Battle Edition>Darktide the (board)Game:https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/04/22/take-tertium-from-the-console-to-the-tabletop-in-warhammer-40000-darktide-the-miniatures-game/>Tau Empire Preorders (Buy Kroot):https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/04/21/sunday-preview-the-tau-empire-needs-you/>Emperor's Children Index is coming:https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/04/16/play-the-chosen-of-slaanesh-in-chaos-space-marines-armies-with-index-emperors-children/>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Torrent:Info hash: 7214f3185b4249d3C1889f696ee39218cf092375>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTL>Previous Thread:>>92593991
No TQ? for shame.
>no tqshit thread
When's the points changes?
Rolled 4, 3, 5, 5 = 17 (4d6)>>92598909rolling to see how many of those are women (-4 are women)
>>92598936What's the point?
>>92598936The metawatch article earlier month said april, and metawatch is usually on thursday. Its currently 11am britbong time so probably anywhere from 24-28 hours
I'M GONNA SAY IT AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME TEEGEEI like some sniggers
>>92598952the only inimicity towards snaggas comes from the erroneous fear of thinking they represent some kind of replacement towards normal orks
>>92598971But primaris have already been phased out.Now it's just marines.If only we could get the tactical squad resculpted and mkvii helmets...
Rolled 1 (1d6)roll em
>>92598932It's not exactly obscure fluff, but I wonder how many anons begging for an EC codex can correctly name the circles of Slaanesh from first to sixth off the top of their head.
>>92598982>But primaris have already been phased out.They still exists just look at GW webstore.Only reason why GW doesn't mention them primaris is because they are the default now in 40k.It's why all new art is just primaris marines too with at best a mk7 token helmet.
>>92598987Where's this from?Obviously one of the ttrpgs but which one and in what context?
>>92598982>But primaris have already been phased out.See? It's already working!
>>92598987>Cry for daddy who died crying for daddyAre we sure space marines aren't women already?
>>92598997Primaris storyline is still turbo shit and cheapened Cadia and Baal
can someone explain the setting vs story meme?
>>92598982>But primaris have already been phased out.>Now it's just marines.How many canisters of copium to you consume per meal?
>>92598976Some of the models are unpleasant I'll admit, but I think they've got more hits than misses on the whole. Which is more than I can say for much that we've seen since, except maybe nids. Nids refresh was fucking aces.
>>92599010if you don't get the difference you wouldn't get the explanation either
>>92599006GW would've cheapened those anyway no matter what.GW is never going to kill off any first founding chapters.>but muh IF during war of the beastStill exist, all BT, CF, etc. are just Imperial Fists but with a different paint jobs.Nevermind that they mostly used the geneseed from the successor chapters, not that many marines.
wow why is the old world thread so hostile to video game players? this thread seems fairly ok with people who are interested in the game because of dawn of war or rogue trader, but I made a post about total warhammer and they were absolutely seething.
Recently painted models anyone?
>>92599046Nice fat fingers, friendo
>>92599040their game only exists due to video game hype and they don't like it
Do you all realise that white dwarf stopped being good at issue 98 and warhammer spaceshit took a huge smelly plastic figure forced marketing shit and destroyed the uks thriving trpg scene for money selling shitty plastic crap to spoilt retarded children ? You are all basically enemies of humanity and I'm delighted about the announcement transsexual inquisitors today. Exactly what you deserve.
>>92598993I'm a xenosfella but you sent me on a mildly interesting read, I appreciate that its at least somewhat different from the typical deadly sins/Dante's circles.
>>92598996wrath and glory
>>92599010The joke is that the game is a boring igougo slog.
>>92599067>that grinning HR in the bottom rightkek
>>92599040Kill yourself tranny
>>92599046Whipped this one out in a week for KT.
>>92599067>fellaUkek redditor pls go
>>92598993Cool art
>>92599046Did 4 grey knights and an assassin
>>92599106Bad lighting or did you forget to varnish this properly?
>>92599106That knight leg is begging for some matt varnish
>>92599116>>92599115Not done with big knight. I plan to do rust streaks before the matte varnish.I'll finish it next week
>>92599046I'll probably refrain from reposting until I've painted his converted superior.>>92599085Is the kneepad skull freehanded? Super sick.
>>92599010Setting is like a sandbox where things happen practically unbound to typical notions of timely progression. Things are. You play your dudes in that sandbox, do what you want with them, and the story is static. You focus on the now, and what was before. The key is stagnation. You broaden the setting by exploring things at its periphery, but it never moves forward.For a story, you still play in a sandbox, but more in the way that you play on top of an object that moves towards one of the edges of the sandbox. It's not all static anymore, your dudes are part of a story that moves in a direction, the future and what becomes of the story is as important as the past. Eventually, that ship you're sailing through the sandbox will get closer and closer to an edge, a moment where the setting as you know it will end, and will have to become something else or simply cease existing, or may just leave behind some of its core concepts.
>shoplifted angron from a storeWhat are the odds they suspect me of having the missing angron if I go in to play?
>>92599152Just tell them you're trans and they won't dare kick you out
>>92598982No chance of new tactical now that gw is refusing to have crossover model lines between their games. If you want tactical you're going to have to play heresy going forward
>>92598914TQ how useless on a scale of 1-10 is GW that they can't even make new sculpts for a new game
>>92599140so im assuming that people say 40k never moved forward prior to 7th?
>>92599067Tyranids having flesh guns is absolutely retarded and makes me not want to play with or against tyranids.
>>92599040Fuck off vg tourists deserve the rope you faggot
>>92599179your opinion is objectively wrong
>>92599179>noooo you can't be freaky and unusual, you can't biomorph, you have to be shitty critters with fangs or I get the ick!
>>92599179Marines not having females is absolutely retarded and makes me not want to play with or against marines.
>>92599179Thats because you regard them as animals or sophisticated ants and not biomancy-wielding race of proxy bodies piloted by Tsathoggua-like godlike entity, which they are.
>>92599106You mentioned exactly one thread ago that you didn't paint any of the grey knights and you got them all for 130$, and then posted that shitty wardog. Eat shit larper
>>92599085Damn anon, this deserves better pictures
>>92599199It doesn't matter what they are, NOTHING should have a gun made of meat because that's clownshit stupid as a concept.
>>92599152>>shoplifted angron from a store>What are the odds they suspect me of having the missing angron if I go in to play?They already saw you take it anyway.Most thieves are really dump when it comes to stealing, they are like people who are trying to masturbate in secret, you think no one else sees or knows what is happening, but they do.
>>92599196Why would anyone want to see a woman?
Ork Nobs are so small
>>92599152>bragging about stealing literal childrens toysYou are such a loser it's actually impressive
>>92599210>that's clownshit stupid as a conceptOh so it's perfect for warhammer. What are you doing here then?
>>92599220he wasn't stealing it from a child so it's ok
>>92599213I was wearing a covid mask and a hat and that plus weight loss is going to make me look a lot different
>>92599152Ben, you’d have had to leave your room in order to shoplift, and you never leave your room.
>>92599210No its notif you want to propel a projectile with high accuracy, you practically need a guiding mechanism such as a barrelAnother pointj is yes, the meme is true and its about horsecocks and dog cocks and Giger influences being a spin on the Alien(s) heritage of the fakshun>that's clownshit stupid as a conceptMight as well discard most of biopunk or some say ribofunk . . . genre at which point your complaint is as stupid as any other nitpicking in regards to 40k realism
I travel from city to city. I go into stores and sweep a random players mid game casualties into my swag bag and sprint out. I have done this over two dozen times at different stores and never been caught.
>>92599226>covid mask and a hat and that plus weight loss is going to make me look a lot differentIf you have been there before or you know from before wearing a mask doesn't help hide your identity.Same with the hat.Also if you're banking on weight loss, I assume you are planning to take 2-3 years to paint the damn model.
>>92599131>Is the kneepad skull freehanded?Yes>>92599202I took those in the half hour between finishing him and taking him to the game. Will take some proper lightbox ones later.
>>92599040>interested in the game because of dawn of war or rogue traderWhat if my first exposure to Warhams was Fire Warrior?
>>92599217Because musclemommies!!!
>>92599231>tube goes through armwhy?
>>92598909>>92598939It was never explicitly stated that all Custodies are male, or even human. I want black female ork custodies because of this.
>>92599257Light body horror, to show that their form will be twisted and mangled to accommodate for the symbioteMost of their gun arms are like that to some degree
>>92599257Why not? Nature is dumb and makes stupid "design" decisions all the time. Just look at the urethra and prostate, for example. Shit stupid
>>92599196You're a mentally ill transexual though, people don't want you at the table.
Will we ever get a story campaign of Chaos vs Nids? Surely the Chaos gods are getting nervous about Nids wiping out all the souls they need
>>92599222>being a thief is okay if I don't like themSub human cope
>>92599287we had two Shadowbrink WarsI mean they have also been reinforcing Hivemind being Chaos-god level entity for a decent while already, so this does make sense, but I doubt a modern "campaign" with model releases yet without Imperium's direct involvement is feasible
>>92599046The meganobz+warboss here were recently touched up to add scratches and damage to the armor.>>92599219They're fine. Bigger than a boy, smaller than meganob. They're a good size for what they are, which is slightly elite infantry.They look small next to a warboss or a megaboss because those models are huge, and for good reason. They're the boss.
>>92599287>Surely the Chaos gods are getting nervous about Nids wiping out all the souls they neednids exist in one universe, chaos plays the great game over infinite
>>92599262>Light body horror, to show that their form will be twisted and mangled to accommodate for the symbioteAnd who is it for?For the random guards man who'll get swarmed by thousands of those fuckers in 20 seconds or less while they try to gnaw his face off?The whole "tyranids are about body horror" thing has always been stupid because it adds nothing, nor does it even have a good explanation anyway, especially considering the fact that tyranids whole point is extreme biological efficiency in all things.Body horror works because it is intentional twisting something like a hand, into something like a mouth, which means your hand starts to sprout teeth and shit and otherwise horribly mangling your limbs.Meaning your bio mechanical efficiency goes down, because your arms are meant to be arms, turning it into a mouth helps you none and also it is a shit mouth as well because it might not even have a connection to digestive tract, or it's a horribly mangled mouth that can barely open anyway.Also it is useless and unnecessary anyway because you already have a piehole that you can stuff full of food as much as you like.
>>92599210>it's stupid because I think it's stupid>meanwhile space wizards, space elves, blue communist cow aliens, angry British fungus, evil space wizards, power rangers with bird wings, guys who are sick all the time but don't get sick, guys who die and reappear for no reason, flying skulls that think, machines with souls, space gods, living metal skeletons, and guys who wear laced leather boots in space, guys made of feelings, etc all exist in canon Bruh, you play a game made up entirely of stupid shit, you just don't like that one
>>92599312>>meanwhile space wizards, space elves, blue communist cow aliens, angry British fungus, evil space wizards, power rangers with bird wings, guys who are sick all the time but don't get sick, guys who die and reappear for no reason, flying skulls that think, machines with souls, space gods, living metal skeletons, and guys who wear laced leather boots in space, guys made of feelings, etc all exist in canonBecause those make sense and aren't stupid.Unlike tyranid fleshlight guns.
>>92599228Meme getting cringier by the day
>>92598993Probably would be mentioned in the codex
>>92599311>And who is it for?For us nimrod, the guys who buy and appreciate the models.>extreme biological efficiency in all thingsNo they're not, they're supposed to look cool. No part of warhammer is about efficiency or effectiveness. They have big bone swords cause it looks cool and everyone carries swords in warhammer.
>>92599106Retard pretending to paint badly spotted
>>92599311>And who is it for?The modeller? The player? Obviously I was talking visual design and not in-univerese intimidation. Tyranids are meant to tap into (and steal from) xenomorph/giger, dinosaurs, crustaceans and Cthulhu pulp fiction to a lesser extent. These design help channel that.>The whole "tyranids are about body horror" thing has always been stupid because it adds nothingWarhammer is all about style over substance and NONE of the factions in the game could withhold the level of "logical" scrutiny that you are exerting. But the reason you're stuck up on it is either because you don't know how real animals work or you know too much how real animals work and you're autistic about it, which wouldn't be any different from historicals or /k/fags complaining about gun designs of other factions.>Body horror works because it is intentional twisting something like a hand, into something like a mouth, which means your hand starts to sprout teeth and shit and otherwise horribly mangling your limbs.>Meaning your bio mechanical efficiency goes down, because your arms are meant to be arms, turning it into a mouth helps you none and also it is a shit mouth as well because it might not even have a connection to digestive tract, or it's a horribly mangled mouth that can barely open anyway.That's a very narrow definition that you have wrought yourself. >>92599329This, pretty much>>92599319>magic makes sense because I can handwave it as being nonsense alreadyWell guess what silly, tyranids are a very magic-y faction, even as far as pure crunch is concerned.Might as well complain about necron handwave-y "science as magic" bs.
Predictions/hopes for the dataslate?All of mine are focusing on points because the ork codex is my dataslate.Going up in points>Boyz>Meganobz>Squighogs>KanzGoing down in points>Beastboss+mozrog>Deff dread (I really hope)>StompaThe rest I don't really care about
>>92599337I wonder if its one guy who saves all anons model posts and reposts them like a schizo pretending its his
>>92599329>For us nimrodYeah, I don't see it.Most tyranid "body horror" just looks dumb.It doesn't even look gross or interesting.>>extreme biological efficiency in all things>No they're not, they're supposed to look cool. No, the lore says otherwise. Tyranid's point is extreme biological efficiency. You only think shit like this looks cool because you're deluded moron who doesn't even understand half the shit.
>>92599200I just painted these ones literally today. I'm not done with these specific ones yet.Things can change when time passes from one moment to another friend. Time is linear.Do you have brain troubles?
>>92599353>I have unpainted models see I'm really hobbying Pretty sad anon
>>92599362I don't want to do those exact ones yet because I'm waiting for my friend to 3d print me a bunch of flamers Specifically these ones :)
>>92599366If you were going to ever paint your models you'd have finished basing your knights and probably finished basecoating those gk you didn't paint yesterday
So I don't own a single SM model, but I really like the Lamenters and I figured I should get at least a single model to paint as a Lamenter. What models do you think would make for a good option? If I really feel like it I might get a box of some squad just for kitbashing options but I'm mainly looking for a single model more than anything. Kinda leaning towards these legion praetor models at the moment but I'm just trying to find something I like.
>>92599352>flesh parting from flesh to accomodate for a parasite/symbiote is dumb and not real body horrorwew ladAlso your whole take "body horror is inherently counter-productive to natural order and evolution" you voiced above is a silly stance that doesn't hold ground against most IRL forms of parasitism. Take sacculina, a barnacle that grows into male crab exoskeleton, castrates it and then makes it act like a female pregnant crab with an eggsack to perpetuate its lifecycle.
>>92599370Why do you care so much? Is it autism?
>>92599352>Yeah, I don't see it.We know you don't, if you did you'd think they look cool. >No, the lore says otherwiseThe lore says a lot of things when the models are simply trying to look cool. Warhammer is an image-based setting where being really cool is more important than anything else.
>>92599348>>magic makes sense because I can handwaveNo, it does make perfect sense and it has been extensively explained as to why.It's Warp energy.It has already been established that the Warp does not follow the same laws of physics, time, relativety or even time.So a psyker being able to summon a fire ball and fling it at you or give you the palpatine treatment makes sense.Because they are harnessing the very essence, the power of the Warp itself, a thing that has been time and time again established to be able to do whatever the fuck you want.You only view it as "not making sense" because you're a retard and a lorelet.But this isn't surprising since you're retarded bug brained fabric muncher moth.>The modeller? The player? That's a non-answer.And it is still shit.>Tyranids are meant to tap into (and steal from) xenomorph/giger, dinosaurs, crustaceans and Cthulhu pulp fiction to a lesser extent. These design help channel that.No, their entire point is extreme biological efficiency, read a book once in a while.And no, none of these designs "help" bridge or channel that.Most of the body horror designs of tyranids look like shit that no one besides tyranids whales like.Like the retarded "light artillery" gaunts, which are shit and stupid.
>>92599303>which is slightly elite infantry.Lorelet
>>92599377Because you're pretending to do something we all put time and effort into, and trying aquire praise for something you aren't doing. If you actually painted you would understand but you're just another second hand hoarder
>>92598993>name the circles of Slaanesh from first to sixth123456
>>92599383Care to correct me instead of just name-calling? I admit my knowledge of them is based mostly on the game.Otherwise I assume that they'd be next in line to be warboss should the current one die. However, that doesn't mean they should be as big as him. They're not the boss yet.
>>92599376>>flesh parting from flesh to accomodate for a parasite/symbiote is dumb and not real body horrorYeah it really is not when it just looks like a badly tacked on shit.Nevermind that it doesn't even look spooky in anyway.You want real body horror?Go watch the Thing. Or just look at any of the Dark Eldar models, those do actual body horror and do it well.>Also your whole take "body horror is inherently counter-productive to natural order and evolution" you voiced above is a silly stance that doesn't hold ground against most IRL forms of parasitism.No, it makes perfect sense.Your entire image already proves it, don't be an idiot.
Thousand sons vs Space Wolves box when?
>>92599382You're making an awful lot of posts just to say "I don't like tyranids and thus I don't think anyone else should."How would you have felt if you didn't eat breakfast yesterday?
>>92599382>It's Warp energy.Warp entirely relies not even on mumbo-jumbo pseudoscience that necrons do, the whole gimmick is that Warp doesn't make sense and completely violates laws of thermodynamics, timespace and continuity and so on. And guess what? Tyranids are, by fluff, more Immaterium than they are meat.The meat nids are just blood cells of the Warp-entity that drives it.>Like the retarded "light artillery" gaunts, which are shit and stupid.The heavy gun used by termagants has literally a different name and stat block from the gun used by barbgaunts. Similar looks, but they're different enough for GW to acknowledge it, namely lacking the brain-burrowing symbiote.>No, their entire point is extreme biological efficiency, read a book once in a while.I am confident I have read way more nid fluff than you ever did and I can namedrop increasingly niche shit about them.It also doesn't help that you can't separate information from design interviews from their in-universe fluff.As to the "No" part of your response, literally read about their visual design>https://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=96905.0
>>92599287>nervousYou don't understand the nature of what Chaos God is.
>>92599400>Or just look at any of the Dark Eldar models, those do actual body horror and do it well.>parasite burrowing into brain and mangled limbs making way for flesh tubes>FUCK OFF WITH THAT MADE UP NONSENSE>stitches and mangled flesh making way for metal tubes>SO TRUEdisingenuous at best lmao
>>92599388Ah yes, it was autism
>>92598961>that pictau are almost as bad as the orkz>10 unit battle line with 2A rifles>mandatory leader that gives them all +1A>sustained fire 2>spotters can let them reroll 1's on hit and wound rolls>one of the most popular ways to play the army is to take several of these battlelines and put them on transports>the new combat patrol makes it dirt cheap to build an army up to do this bullshit
>>92599350One guy(ben) saves his own memes and posts to repost them constantly.
>>92599428How would a melee-only Tau army vs. a shooting-only ork army go?
>>92598932>Today I am going to argue about obscure Warhammer lore with strangers on the internetThe Severan Dominate should return to the current Warhammer lore as an officially sanctioned non Imperial-Non chaos aligned renegade faction.I am objectively correct so I don't have to argue my points.
>>92599436I bet the new kroot could manage it
>>92599436Orks are on paper supposed to be able to run shooting through mass of firepower, they just usually forget to give it any support or synergy. Shoota boys always looked cooler, so that's a pity.
>>92599219repose them
>>92599438>reasonable faction enjoyergay
>>92599436The battleline has pistols, does that count as melee?
>>92599447That head is abnormally small for the nobz. Is that from the Boyz kit?
>>92599460Beast Snagga.I like my orks pinheaded. Body gets bigger, head stays the same.
>>92599362assembling the models is the funnest part of the hobby
>>92599460Da jaw makez it look bigga
>>92599469Fair enough, if that's the effect you're going for, it's definitely showing.
>>92599474I find it makes them overall 'look' bigger, especially next to newer boyz kit.
>>92599438Sevran Dominate will return as an officially sanctioned non Imperial-Non chaos aligned renegade faction of Votann
>>92599480I can't say I agree but the model does look good with the repose. I love the current nobz kit, so I don't understand the hate it gets.
>>92599482Except it was already heavily hinted at that the leadership of the Severan Dominate was chaos aligned, they just did a really good job of hiding it.Of course, we all know GW doesn't care about established lore anymore so...
>>92599482I'm okay with this. They can be a good substitute for their lack of tech priests.That dwarven alliance thing could probably make them a bit like the Warhammer Fantasy Empire in the Warhammer 40k universe attacked on all sides even by the Imperium itself. They just now need to be somewhat allied or "mutually getting along" with an eldar craftworld or exodites.
>>92598993Art reminds me of the Mergo Attendents from Bloodborne. Little demon children jesters and men in pregenant women armour would be cool and fitting slaanesh cutlists design
>>92599526>alliance You've got it completely wrong, anon. The Sevran Dominate was ALWAYS votann and nothing but votann :^)
>>92599373You should get what you like ultimately, if you like that model then go for it.I think its a little cluttered with details that overwhelm the armour beneath. I would suggest something more basic looking like this Lieutenant.
>>92599530Personally I'm reminded of Warhammer.
>stock plummeting >new boxes unsold>10e flopping>CFO jumping shipAll of this because of woke shit, how long until the apology?
>>92598993The funny thing is that is lore you would find in the Chaos Daemons codex and I'm fairly certain has never been detailed in any CSM book.
>>92599055How is this anyone’s problem or in anyone’s sphere of influence? >You are all basically enemies of humanity and I'm delighted about the announcement transsexual inquisitors today.Someone sounds upset lmao.
>>92599199>Thats because you regard them as animals or sophisticated ants and not biomancy-wielding race of proxy bodies piloted by Tsathoggua-like godlike entity, which they are.I like the description anon thats a really cool way to describe them, but why did you choose Tsathoggua as the god-like entity (I don't know much about Tsathoggua)
>>92599555They would need to issue one, too. Or at least an explanation as equally revisionist as that misbegotten tweet. They can't just pretend it never happened or the boycott will continue.
>>92599566>but why did you choose Tsathoggua as the god-like entity (I don't know much about Tsathoggua)He is pretty singlemindedly hungry, thats itAlthough I guess the fact that he is lazy about it doesn't quite fit
>JSJ is an iconic staple of the Tau Empire for years>nerf it hard at the launch of 10th then completely take it away from them in the codex>but give it to a new kroot who can do it for free every single turnKrootbros rise up, this is our empire now.
>>92599555>stock plummetingWhere? Its recovering
>>92599571>He is pretty singlemindedly hungry, thats itVery reasonable anon, him being lazy/sleepy can be interpreted as the hive mind of the tyranids actually (plot twist!) being asleep. Any interaction of it is just the hivemind dreaming, same with its tactical choices this is the level it operates at while sleeping and dreaming of feeding
>>92599573>Look at me, I'm the Shas'O now
>>92599573Almost like one character doing it is different than your army doing itAlmost like 10e is not 4e
>>92599544Some great sculpts on that team. Nice to see gluttony represented.
>>92599577the joke is that none of the things he said are really happening anon
>>92599590>Nice to see gluttony representedNow you feel seen!
>>92599423Nah, DEldar just do it better.Nid "body horror" isn't body horror and it is just boring.
>>92599412>but da warpoIt still makes sense.You're just a retard.
>>92599538This model is too plain. It really needs a cape or at least a rock or something for one foot to stand on.
>>92599311you're dumb and autisticit's for the collector, silly
Watcha working on /40kg/? Got the side door done on this land raider. Still a bunch of hull in the middle section to highlight before I can glue it together. Also requesting chaos related pinupesque art reference that I can freehand on the front part of the hull.
>>92599606>>92599608>2 word rebuttals without refutationI snackaccept your satisccession
>>92599615Nah, because it looks like shit.
>>92599618I don't refute anything, you're just retarded.Why explain color to a blind man?
>>92599619Nah, it looks cool, marines are more up your sped
>>92599616Looks good anon, like it's sitting on a surface shining light upwards instead of from the top. It's a neat effectI'm working on adding damage to my dudes, shown in >>92599303
>>92599593The kroot box is going unsold though, because its a blood of the phoenix tier bad deal. The CFO did liquidate 70% of their stock and had already quitIts more like 2 truths 2 lies
>>92599623You're the one arguing from an emotionally-charged position lmao
>>92599616The humidity was finally under 65% so I tested some automotive filler primer on some basic 3d printed walls. Layer lines are still visible, even on the one that I gave the full blast. Now I just gotta let it completely dry, sand it, then wait another month or two for the humidity to drop again.
>>92599176>for a new gamedid i miss something or did they alrerady release something in reclamation for that last weeks 40k shitstorm
>>92599628Hello, Savathun.
>>92599628The stock isn't plummeting either and the other boxes (including custards) sold in the usual seconds. So at best 0.5 truths 3.5 lies.
>>92599628It not much of a "deal" but it's an ok and fun box for a niche new detachment. The problem is that it's a fucking kroot box, the one of the most irrelevant subfactions in the game. I honestly don't know what the fuck they were thinking. Maybe the Into the Dark killteam box selling well tripped them up and made them think people wanted more Farstalkers.
>>92599610>This model is too plain.Naw, you are.
>>92599179You are a fucking retard and we are better off with you
>>92599652>picI've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
>>92599616Building new mandrakes. They're super mono pose but come with tons of extra arms and heads so I guess it isn't too bad. Much better than the old resin kit at least. Although I don't understand what mad CAD man decided to cut some of the fire hands in half or make the skirts three pieces that have to be glued together in a circle.
>>92599616AoS stuff
>>92599660How dare you
>>92599219As an ork player coming back to the hobby I don't mind the nobz kit, I'm used to painting the old boyz so for me they are much bigger and easier to paint
>>92599659Am I cringe for thinking these look like AoS models.
>>92599616nothing really. my motivation seems to be at an ebb
>>92599630Pot calling the kettle black.
>>92599643>the other boxes (including custards) sold in the usual secondsNope, simply not true. You can even verify this yourself by looking up the custard boxes. Nice try, GW-kun, but you no longer control this narrative.
>>92599666Mandrakes are basically Daemon Eldar, so it kinda fits.>>92599663I can't help it, I have a problem.
>>92599670Nice saying but no, anon has received elaborate responses without resorting to adhom and if all he can respond with "your a fag" then he is the butt of the joke.
>They're actually planning on killing off the most based Eldar aka Vect to shill a girlboss Druhkari named Lelith HesperaxWhy
>>92599666I mean, they kind of are. Is that necessarily a bad thing though? AoS has some cool sculpts.
>>92599672looks pretty sold out to me?
>>92599672
How often do you think people/xenos come across dead astartes from forgotten and lost chapters across planets/ space hulks/ secret bases.
>CFO of GW dumps her stock and quitsOh please let this whole backlash result in their prices going down for all models.
>>92599616ogryns and hellhound from the xerox 1st cheapskates
>>92599683You don't really think they're going to kill Vect do you? How many 40k books actually run their opening premise straight without any twists?
>>92599686These are pretty good models, it's a shame elves are gay faggots for losers
>>92599693fake news, shes just retiring and selling stocks during the time of year shes allowed to to not be insider trading. Literally a nothing burger hyped by right wing grifiter losers
>>92599682Nope, they are doing the same thing.They got emotions in this race too because they are mad because someone insulted the tyranids.
>>92599693Retard
>>92599692Farsight got his weeaboo sword from an Alpha Legion planet and the tau thought the ruins were from some ancient and mysterious race that's long extinct
>>92599628Afaik the only recent box to not really sell well is the Darkoath box, because most of those sculpts are awful and STD don't really care about the most boring marauder cultists GW could put out.
>>92599696I expect the worst
>>92599683Unironically what is wrong with a so-called girl boss character? She's a not a newly created character and has been there from the start, she's undeniably a flawed character who had lots of struggles to get where she is, and she occupies a unique niche in her society that venerates females as battle artists specifically for honing their craft to deadly perfection. She's not replacing anyone because there was no pre-existing male character that held her station.
>>92599447Kino model. Head looks fine.
>>92599708The Imperium runs being ancient and mysterious is a really cool idea that should be used more.Humanity being the ancient powerful near mythical galatic empire that is somehow still around in greant strength (like the grox from spore) should be used more
>>92599719>what is wrong with a so-called girl boss character?
>>92599701we know, we know. since the founding of the first ten thousand, there is no war in ba sing se, blah blah blah
>>92599704>actually the person who provided concise points is just as bad as the person who reduced themselves to blatant name-calling, because both have emotions! Might as well say that no discussion matters because behind it lies human psyche which predominantly is driven by belief, self-preservation and emotion. What a reductionist statement.
>>92599693>cfo>her No Wonder this company is going to shit
>>92599732You joke but those retards don't get the GW retcons have always be retroacrtive, C'tan being a reality beings version of the chaos gods as warp beings, necrons exsiting, mandrakes going from gimp deldar to shadow daemons etc etc
>>92599727Other than the tau, the other factions are either even more ancient than the imperium, or wouldn't give a single fuck about any of that bullshit
>>92599719>She's not replacing anyoneThe premise is that anon is fearing she is going to kill vect and replace him as head of the adarki aeldarii
>>92599693I beg you people please learn something about how the world works.C suite execs are not allowed to dump close to a million in shares at their convenience, all this shit is talked with the company and greenlit months before.The first thing you see when a company has REALLY fucked up is a PR blitz or big announcements to distract from the issue at hand, not the C-suite dumping shares.
>>92599732by the way apparently they plan to omit the whole ba sing se gaslighting dynamic from the netflix series. perhaps it made the producers feel self conscioushttps://www.memedroid.com/memes/detail/4186703/Netflixs-ATLA-Will-remove-the-war-in-Ba-Sing-Sethey are manipulating you. they are liars and control freaks
For those who missed it. Summary of the lore/story of "Kill Team: Nightmare" aka the Night Lords vs Mandrakes box:https://pastebin.com/d5mJbYDPAre you happy, Batmarines fans? You got some spotlight, the first since the Night Lords series.
>>92599754This was such a wanted opertunity to release a "Citizens of the Imperium" kill team. Imagine a bunch of NLs hunting down Ratling Slopper, Imperial Clerk, Venerated Veteran (invalid beggar) etc. etc.
>>92599737Just because you can provide a consice point, it doesn't mean you're right or that you aren't emotionally charged.I can already tell you are getting upset by constant rebuttals and backhands.And I'm not going to stop because I have no reason to.
>>92599746She's not an Archon though. She can kill, but she can't command. She has a cult of personality and some Ynnari backing, but she has no leverage or power over the upper echelons of Commoragh society. No political power.
>>92599536Now the cabal has gone too far :(
>>92599761She leads her own wych cult. Wych cults are one type of the power houses in the Dark City.
>>92599754I think GW were smart making the shadow daemon elves spookier and the 'winner' over space marines flavoured as terrorists and slasher villians. Elves get so few wins space marines shouldn't be the best at everything. I LOVED this part>The ocean known as the Tumult was among the most affected regions. Clouds above the ocean twisted into miles-long heretical symbols, building-sized fangs emerged from the ocean, and a forest of grasping water hands manifested. >The Admech and Imperials sought salvation from the tainted waves inside their holdings and rigs but found themselves beset by the tainted sea life. The swarms of the sea monsters pulled entire structures beneath the waves.>But what horrified the Imperials more than the swarms was the fact that these monsters were only fleeing the titanic creatures stirring from the ocean's trenches. Slowly the ocean's behemoths rose from the waves and brought with them a new meaning of fear for the unfortunates caught in their wake.Like the 4th Tyrannic war fluff this is peak 40k perfectly descrbied. Massive in scale, horrfying and unique in execution and doesn't outstay its welcome or get over described, just enough to get a good idea of it but retain the mystery. Very good fluff>With the stasis field cut, fathomless darkness and frost spread from the obelisk. What followed was long-fingered hands emerging from the obelisk's mirrors. Also a great few lines, terrific imagery
>>92599759>Just because you can provide a consice point, it doesn't mean you're right or that you aren't emotionally charged.Whoever at least makes an attempt at proving their point with argument is far closer to being right than the person who has to resort for one-sentence insult responses. You concede any sort of argumentation and void your points null if all you can respond to a person is "you're dumb and mad" unprompted and unprovoked. It's just basics of civil discussion.
>>92599761In current year 40k, That would just get handwaved away with something that basically boiles down to "and she killed and threatened everyone who didn't want her to be queen of Cammorragh, there is no internal strife"
>>92599758There are enough Imperium kill teams. Tyranids need one next.
>>92599761surely a book focusing on her couldn't possibly be able to provide asspulls
>>92599758you want a ratling coomer and veteran in a wheel chair standing toe to toe with night lords chaos marines, dimwit?
>>92599777Next Kill Team box is Kin Whalers vs GSC.
>>92599784Kill-Team already allows for some silly shit, like a Custodes getting killed by a bird or Tyranid warriors getting bitten to death by a dog.
>>92599784no, of course, the point is making them win
>all this talk about gw stock>read someone saying "worth less than toilet paper">check it>down less than 3% over the month >less than 1% over 6 monthslolthat being said good moment to short if you truly believe this will collapse the company
>>92599751You're telling me there is no "there is no war in ba sing se" in ba sing se? Isn't that a little too meta?
>>92599784It seems like you're a dimwit for not getting the joke, you autistic retard :^) The Imperial citizens would probably miss a couple of toes after the game, though.
>>92599470Stick to legos little jimmy
>>92599701>fake newsYes and I’m going to keep on spreading it because it benefits my position.
>>92599770>if you make an attemptI can make an attempt to fly to prove I'm a bird, doesn't mean it works or that I'm a bird.
>>92599777but what unit?gaunts kill team?stealers kill team?warriors kill team?raveners kill team?shrikes kill team?lictors kill team?
>>92599801Shockingly, people who don't normally talk about stocks should be ignored when they start talking about stocks
>>92599046Painted an ebay rescue rhino, shoved it in my fridge, and then realized I forgot to paint the headlights
>>92599754As much as I hate Night Lords jobbing to everything, I have to agree with >>92599769 Mandrakes winning is far better than NL winning.
>>92599821ripper swarm swarm
>>92599824cool
>>92599827Did the Night Lords really lose, though? It wasn't a total wipeout. They lose 4 marines + their leader. There are still some of the Kill Team remaining.
>>92599824What's in the Tupperwares
>>92599821Genestealers feel like the most obvious thing to make a team based on, but the new Von Ryan's Leapers are described in such terms that their pack hunter shtick has an almost perfect overlap with the definition of a kill team.
>>92599820Hair-splitting, you're just trying to latch on the polite language I used. The situation at hand is that in the face of good faith argument you resorted to name-calling, without even addressing the point being made. I personally wouldn't care if you decided to call someone a fag or the such if you at least made counter-points, but you didn't bother to.
>>92599719Always comes off as an obnoxious unlikeable character and usually at the expense of other more established characters. Usually a warning sign for a Mary Sue too.
>>92599754>Soon, the surviving Skitarii of the shrine found themselves beset by packs of cannibal tech mutants whose mutations grew more horrific by the hour.Classic GW to come up with a way more interesting match-up in a throwaway line of fluff
>>92599844Top one’s rice, bottom is my roommate's stir fry
>>92599854Someone called Lelith Hesperax the "Harley Quinn" of 40k and that seems kind of apt. She's a total nobody that gets weirdly pushed.
give me a quick rundown on what kill team isis it new warhammer 40k in 40 minutes or variation of necromunda that was already remade few years agomany people seem to gravitate towards it so i assume its a skirmish game you can basically play with one troop box but is it any good
>>92599870Isn't she supposedly just some talented gladiatrix?
>>92599875It's a skirmish game but not tied to world of necromunda and you can usually use miniatures you already had, but there are some exclusive miniatures released just for it which then also sometimes get ported back to 40k to use in your bigger armiesCompletely different ruleset from 40k but there is more interconnected-ness between it and 40k than there is between 40k and munda
>>92599842Afaik actual results don't really come in until new season start, like how the start of this one mentions the Beastmen team surviving and setting up a cult camp on the planet, the Dark Eldar propping up a torture base, and the Arbites getting swarmed and eaten by mutants.
>>92599683I seriously doubt this, Vect is the biggest Mary Sue in (D)Eldar lore and whenever anyone seems like they have a chance against him he comes out stronger because of various bullshit. If anything I'd expect her to get back to his side now that the Ynnari plotline stalled.
>>92599666You’re cringe for saying that since you started the hobby after AoS already started, newfag
>>92599683>Lelith stabs Vect on his throne>Stands there a moment looking at his corpse in silence>Vect walks back in with a fresh new body and asks if that made her feel better>She stabs him again>He walks back in again
>>92599902
>>92599616Still working away on my Sentinel. Need to try to salvage the pilots face after a fuck up and paint the chainsaw.
>>92599875People gravitate towards it because it's objectively more fun than 10th behind a $50 buy-in to start playing at your LGS. No $160 combat patrol to get started, then a 2nd combat patrol and 5 misc boxes to get a full army going. No updating your list and buying new shit to fill it back out every points change. Worst case is some killteams might have to spend an extra $10-20 on ebay to have all the bits needed to all have options.
>>92599746If anyone ever did that it would probably be Malys but that just feels wrong because she's a Cegorach proxy and besides clowns helped Vect become a living muse.
Any advice for dealing with custodes at 500 points? I feel like I’m just going to have to feed the bikes delicious sacrifices and earn VP versus ever winning the actual combat.
>>92599924oh and it has alternating activations instead of i go u go
>>92599877Rather she's the best. She's the foremost succubus of the most powerful wych cult and she's the star gladiatrix of Vect's own colosseum. There's nobody above her on the ranking ladder.
>>92599936>Any advice for dealing with custodes at 500 pointsYeah, refuse to play that.
>>92599936Earning VP is how you win so you are playing the game correctly.
How come most warhammer properties outside of the wargame are so shit?
>>92599936Tell them to fuck off and play at a real points value
>>92599937
>>92599943Is it that bad? I did the math and it would take like 2.5 turns of shooting for my entire list to consistently kill a single bike. It’s a little screwed.>>92599944I’m running unending swarm Tyranids in an escalation league so it’s my only choice most games.
>>92599947Autistic, tasteless fanbase that will gobble down any shit shat on their plates
>>92599953He's going to kill your army by turn three while losing maybe one model.
>>9259994730-50 year old people are hard to impress and are not easily excited by new things outside their comfort zone
>>92599953Yes, beefy armies like custodes have always been disproportionately strong at low cost games because other armies can't reasonably field the correct units to deal with them without making major sacrifices towards building VP
>>92599970So you’re saying this guy is a giant faggot who should be kicked in the head with cleats for bringing custodes
>>92599885There are most Beastmen and Drukhari warbands that the protagonist ones. The Beastmen protag warband prevented the Kin from rescuing the Ironkin. The Drukhari protag successfully got the target psyker.The Arbites failed their mission but got extracted and reassigned to other capture missions.>Arbites getting swarmed and eaten by mutants.Those were enforcers, not Arbites.
>>92600007There are more Beastmen and Drukhari warbands than the protagonist ones*
>>92600007>Votann lost to Necrons>Votann lost to Eldar>Votann even lost to fucking BeastmenGav must already be writing for them
>>92599985I mean, he could've just bought them because they're the most budget friendly army. Escalation leagues are usually for people just getting started with an army, and anyone getting into 40k now is probably desperate to make every dollar count. At the start of 10th, the most common answer to the question "how do I deal with custodes?" in this general was "by not playing against them to begin with"
40k starts adding more alien races when?
>>92599985Pretty much. But this in real life you're supposed to use tact and say, "You fuck your mother with that army?"
>>92600031>40k starts adding more alien races when?Hopefully never, they are shit.We got plenty already anyway, make do with that.
>>92599884>>92599924>>92599937alright thanks so its designed to be best of both worlds and sells like hotcakes to get people into the hobbyhave a random inquisitor armed with a crossbow i just came by
>>92600019Is that book still a thing?
>>92600046
>>92600031They just added votann, that's all the xenos you need
>>92599902This works for normal DEldar but Vect is truly ancient and also a Half-born (not a Trueborn Eldar) so his withered soul takes an enormous amount of pain and agony to drag back from them void. He literally only came back last time by having Harlequins butchering all his enemies who showed up to his funeral so he could rise laughing at them for coming to gloat at his demise.
>>92599970How do Custodes hold points or complete objectives at low-point games? Won't they have like two units?
>>92600067he can get a bunch of body doubles again
>>92598993Tourist here.is there a high chance that EC will get their own codex with updated stats/rules like the other Daemon Primarch legions? maybe not this year but next?
What's up Vects ass when it comes to the Ynnari? Why does he hate them?
>>92600024>they're the most budget friendly armyThey're also the easiest army to learn, and the least random.I wonder how much "damage" is being done by Custodes becoming the unofficial new player faction. Do the Custodes newbies ever venture into other factions, and do they ever cause other newbies to quit the game?
>>92600089They burned half of Commoragh just by existing.
That's what sisters of silence are for. This is what a 500 point custodes army tends to look like.
>>92600102meant for >>92600074
>>92600031Never. At least not until we rightfully get more womyn representation. >Verification not required.
>>92600089Because they're an inherent political and metaphysical threat to his rule. Vect rules Commorragh through fear and people needing his rule to survive given the whole Eldar souls drained by Slaanesh thing. Ynnead's call draws people away from that and is a way for them to keep their souls sage without needing Vect or Commorragh, and this is something Vect can't fix by throwing superweapons at the problem like he normally does.
>>92600113souls safe*
>>92600089Ynnari embrace Death as the path to strength. It is an acceptance of your own inevitable end and gaining strength as the path to escaping eternity. Living in the now with the understanding that life is precious and fleeting.This is actually anathema to the old Eldar ideals. Remember that this used to be an immortal race that lived for millennia and reincarnated endlessly before the fall and HAD no death god at the time. The Dark Eldar have found their own twisted path to immortality and even if it is a horrid half-existence to sustain that life, Vect and many others higher up in Commoragh see that as a more true path to maintaining the "true" legacy of the Eldar as an endless race.
>>92600102Or I could just ditch the mute bitches and just replace them with more custodes, which is over all better.
>>92600031I'd love a lil green men armyjust a bunch of elite tiny bois teleporting across the board and abducting enemy units
>>92600031zoats and slanni are next
>>92600031We need Tau xeno merc expansion kill team and just xeno animals beast of burdern/kitbashing, wildlife scenery, objective marker, terrian hazard. Just copy the animals from the Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath
>>92600119that's actually not true and the end goal of the whole ynnead plot is to let everyone be reborn once they beat slaanesh
>>92600120If you're confident you can win by wiping the other army off the board in 4 turns and win without victory points, sure.
>>92600087EC codex has pretty much been confirmed with their removal from the upcoming CSM codex. End of 10th/early 11th is the safest bet for their release.
Any recommendations for 3rd party/knockoff space marines? I saw a picture of some painted yellow somewhere on this board, but didnt have the foresight to save the picture. Im a bit of a bootleg enthusiast and Im after that asthetic
>>92600135If tau gets another kill team it needs to be a non-compendium stealth suit cadre
>>92600140>If you're confident you can win by wiping the other army off the board in 4 turns and win without victory points, sure.Anon, it's custodes. It's what they are good at.
>>92600157Might be better to ask in 3dpg, especially if you wanna track down that pic
>>92600019>It turns out Gav hates dwarfs even more than he hates Elves>Votann suddenly become the galaxy designated jobber faction
>>92600134>zoats and slanni are nextNever happening.AoS/WHF already got dips on the idea first.You're never getting lizardmen and fat frogmen in 40k.
>>92600158xv15s with modern sculpts WHEN
>>92600158>>92600135The Kill Team season is set on a Forgeworld in the Nemesys sector in Segmentum Tempestus. No way for the T'au to get there.
>>92600185Then explain why pathfinders and farstalkers are allowed to be there
>>92600169Now I want to read that book he's supposedly writing for them. Will he have the Votann protagonist break down and cry at the amazing might of a shuriken catapult or how his own weapons can barely scratch a jetbike's paint?
>>92600135kroots got their expansion vespids kill team is happening votann are tau-adjacent look wise, so they just need a rule that allows them to be fielded together all that's missing is an upgrade sprue that helps you convert imperial guard into guevesa and 2 token miniatures for a nicassar and a charpactin and you've got everything covered: the reptiloid, the insectoid, the human, the craggy dorf, the completely non-humanoid and the bear
>>92600189No Pathfinders.But Kroot were aboard the Gallowdark when it half crashed into the Forgeworld.
>>92600185The Gallowdark?
>>92600173I didn't say lizardmen, nor did I say fat frogmenI said zoats and slanni
Was there ever a follow-up to the Scouts vs Scorpions Kill Team?
>>92600210Probably scorpions won.
>>92600185Lore exists to justify the little plastic game pieces, not the other way around. Just like Arks of Omen had Angron going from space hulk to space hulk to justify boarding patrol, or how "Space Marines are all men" was there to justify the lack of female Space Marine models after they failed to sell any and had given up on making more.
>>92600203Bheta Decima, the Forgeworld in question, Tech Priests used grav tractor cannons to pull the Gallowdark to their world. It resulted in an unfortunate and unforeseeable disaster when the unstable structure of the Space Hulk broke apart and rained chaos-tainted debris on the world.
>>92600185Yet the Night Lords KT started their little character introduction by murdering a shitload of pathfinders
>>92600207Slann are just Old Ones from the WHF/AoS.They are just fat frogmen.And no Zoats happen either because they are hipster shit, like the Hrud.
>>92599179I think the same whenever I see space wolves.
>>92600210No follow-up. Kill Team ongoing storylines have three outcomes modes. Either they resolved in WD updates like the Drukhari vs Arbites one, resolved in the last boxes in the season via a few sentence lines, or are left unresolved.
Wasn't Medusa V supposed to take place in m.42?
>>92600134>>92600173>>92600207Zoats have already happened and IIRC they even re-issued Archivist for sale at some pointI kinda would like Zoats as a Tyranid/GSC version of Agents of the Imperium, but I wouldn't be mad if they divorce them from Hive Fleet Colossus fluff
>>92600232No. That's another Nemesis Claw on another planet in another segmentum. That lore comes from the notable Nemesis Claws actions page, not the main storyline.Nemesis Claws are the elite psychotic kill teams of Nightt Lord Warbands.
>>92600243I'd rather them go full Votann and be split off into their own thing with a history with the nids instead. Maybe have some overlap with GSC where they're trying to "rescue" the GSC who they see as fellow hijacked organisms.
>>92600242No. They rolled it back to happening before 997 M41. The source is the Shadowesun first novel.
>>92600253Fair enough. I only briefly skimmed the summary of it, so my knowledge is slim at best.
>>92600259that sounds like it originally took place later, anyways I'm trying to find out why people thought it did take place in m.42
>>92600253I like that they're a nod to the Terror Squads of the Great Crusade and Heresy eras, it's a nice touch
>>92599179Quite possibly the worst take that has ever been posted to this board, that's some accomplishment, well done.
Is citadel mouldline remover worh it or nah?
>>92600279No. Just scrape towards you with the blade facing away from you
>>92600221Nigga why this reads like a bot did wrote it?
>>92600263The original Fall of Medusa lore set it after EoT/the original 13th Black Crusade. That's why. So after 999 M41.
>>92600279>is this $50 """"mouldline remover""""" worth it when you can use a $5 hobby knife instead
>>92600279Nah. Use the back your exacto blade. I would recommend getting a set of those small sanding pads in different grits, though.
>>92599616did these marines. It's my first time washing and drybrushing models. I know they are bad but they are better than my previous models. Heads are bitch to paint.
>>92600243no reason why they can't have a history and be multifaceted>first race the tyranids encountered in the far end of the eastern rim while coming to the galaxy>got taken as slaves, experimented upon and assimilated as a temporary measure as the more numerous and more refined elements of the fleets still had to rouse from the intergalactic torpor >an attempt was made to use them as mindwashing ambassadors before the early tyranid invasions, but the imperials' xenophobia made the genestealer alternative more effective and the zoats got largely discarded >but some zoats are still under the use of the smaller splinter fleet, while others managed to rebel successfully and flee>nonetheless all zoats bear the mark of their servitude under the tyranids, their biologies butchered and modified to an extent where the only way for a zoat to live is to innest a plethora of external artificial organs instead of the biomorphs the tyranids used to control them>also the slann helped in their rebellion and took some with them, I dunno
>>92600019>Would that the Red Legion have but a single nutsack, I would kick it.
>>92600185I thought the whole kill zone this time was fighting over water?
>>92599637New Darktide board game, it just uses a bunch of old models, though. Titus gets a custom mini because he's named, everyone else can get fucked because they're just player characters.
>>92600340Honestly I dig it. Slann fucking about with their biology to help free them of nid control could even be a nice touch if executed right.
>>92600279We do not buy GW products here and neither should you, fren.
>>92599610Its just a dull paintjob doing it no favours
>>92600356The Forgeworld features a turbulent oceanic region called the Tumult. That's where the two main stories ended up being set.
>>92600340>>92600366Terrible ideas.Once you're part of the hivemind, you're never getting free.Also zoats are fuck ugly and making them into a faction is a terrible idea.
>>92600367I like their water cup and their mini holder
>>92600190>Urist McAlebeardsen fell to his knees (the decrease in height was negligible) and wept as he surveyed the battlefield, if indeed it could even be called such, the site of the massacre was perhaps an apter description of the sight that greeted the prevsiously so proud Gnotann warrior>as he wept the sole Hekaton Land Fortress (tm) that had managed to remain operational two minutes into the Aeldari ambush was torn apart by the fiery secretion of a bulbous Fusion Gun in the blink of an eye>his erstwhile (for Urist now cursed and repudiated all his ancestors and wished to have been born a striped slug rather than suffer this superlative shame) Gnomrades tumbled out of the smoking wreck in an undignified manner, their feeble attempts at returning fire with their impotent weaponry amounting to an embarassing nothing as they were quikly penetrated by the overwhelming monomolecular ejaculation of a single Aeldari Guardian
>>92600412kinovery poetic and tragic, I'm sure all Votann lovers will appreciate it
>>92600409I bet you like putting the mini holder up your ass while you dribble cum into the cup, you gaylord
Knight Tyrant kit when?
>>92600404>Once you're part of the hivemind, you're never getting free.Good. This means one the Emperor is part of the Hivemind he can take over and there's nothing everyone else can do.
>>92600412>the decrease in height was negligible
>>92600367every time someone asks what is this for all the replies are "just try it, trust me bro" there are now even chinese versions where you can apparently get your model into mady dirrefent angles so you can hold it sideways while you hold it straight in your hand still waiting for the 180 degree model so i can paint upside down while the model stays level
Hey bros. You ARE codex-compliant, right?
>>92600412The Votann felt unique in their culture until the gameplay element of Grudge tokens come into play. It's not mentioned anywhere in their 9th codex or other lore bits but I guess they had to name the mechanic for space dwarfs
>>92600122I've said this many times, but I would love a serious take on Mars Attacks style aliens. An alien empire thats the mirror of the imperium. Every xenos faction we have right now is either dysfuctional, decaying, skulking around, a growing threat or can be reasoned with. I want a xenos faction that's conquest focused, organized and cruel (but not some hive mind).
>>92600359I kinda like the Traitor Guardmen, but this was a wasted opportunity to take advantage of the fantastic designs of Darktide. I guess no GW sculptor will ever admit it, though
>>92600463Your starter villain that will be sidelined as a main threat by space popcorn zombies and an annoying floating lightbulb, but then become more popular than any other villain faction and thus dominate the franchise, has arrived.
>>92600454It's mentioned in Gallowfall. This is from the anon summary:>-The Kin are as aversive to wastefulness in war as they are in peace. They do not enter a war until they thoroughly analyze the risks and the rewards. They are not a people who would fight for lost causes, not for them the desperate last stands or hopeless charges. Despite their hardy resolve, the Kin see no cowardice in abandoning wars that are too costly to wage.>-Despite all these calculations and analytical methods of warfare, the Kin are not a robotic race. When they wage war they do so with passion and gusto, singing war songs, roaring oaths, and cracking jokes in the face of death.>-However, some foes could crack the Kin's war pragmatism. The Orks do so more than any other faction. Increasingly, The Tyranids have earned the ire of the Kin for the sheer and utter desolation they leave in their wake. Foes such as these who had heaped repeated insults and shame on the Kin become subject to a Grudge. The Kin then would spare great amounts of resources and expend many lives to see them annihilated even if they harmed themselves in the process.
>>92600448>You ARE codex-compliant, right?No.It's a guideline not a bible.
>>92600404Plenty of GSC have broken their conditioning though
>>92600404Counterpoints:They wouldn't be real tyranids, their connection wouldn't be as inextricable as a normal tyranid'sEven late stage genestealer hybrids can sometimes experience a loss of communion with the broodmind, it's what lead cults to panic rather than rejoice when the tyranids arrive, the hive mind simply stops needing them and lets off the grip, since it's going to slaughter them anywayActual tyranids too have been noted or speculated to lose connection to the hive mind and develop into independent alien wildlife on occasions The proposed idea doesn't paint it as an easy thing and external help might have been involvedYou're ugly and you probably have terrible opinions regarding tyranid guns
>>92600483
>>92600448That doesn't look like anything permitted by the Codex Astartes, though. Looks like unsanctioned heretech to me.
>>92600491Why are you linking the Zoats with the Tyranids? Their recent lore sets them as information brokers, merc fixers, and most importantly hunters of ancient technology especially technology belonging to their lost civilization.
>>92600448More like codex complaint, amirite?
>>92600476Have they ever explained why the laughing, useless guide doesn't ever help you with his laser attack during that monotonous as fuck Library mission?
>>92600493Exactly.
>>92600491Nope, still a shit idea all around.
>>92600480Got it, thank you squat Anon.
>>92600490Interesting. Where is this? I would like to read it.
>>92600429it feels good but nothing is better than taking your dads thick cock while I moan in pain and he remarks how it's the same noise you made in angst when you didn't get an N64 for Christmas
>>92600463>I want a xenos faction that's conquest focused, organized and cruelYou can't have all three without people complaining when they inevitably get pushed back to maintain the status quo. Only the Imperium is allowed to be close to having all three. Everyone else is either a time bomb "widespread but disorganized, if they ever get their shit together its over for everyone else" faction (tyranids, necrons, orks) or a faction thats already organized but is too small to really do anything so they sit in their corner and beat the shit out of anyone who comes too close (votann, tau, eldar)
>like white scars paint scheme>hate their theme of being fast and mountedwat do?
>>92599046Finished my wife (head needs touchups still) and a bunch of night lords painted in the same style I haven't taken pics of yet
>>92600506Because there's a history between tyranids and zoats and I think it's good to pay homage to it by making it part of their background, plus it adds a number of plot hooks, relations to explore and different way to play with them potentially as not just their own thing, but also as part of a number of other armies, tyranids included.Their recent lore is barely present and doesn't come in contradiction with the stuff proposed above once you consider those part of the groups that have broken off from the tyranid oppression and trying to rebuild.I mean, why even bring them up again if you aren't going to build upon what they had before? It would be as silly as bringing back squats but without the land train.
>>92600548Model the bikes to be marines on foot running like naruto
>>92600548There are plenty of white armoured marine chapters with red detailing out there. You could also just make up your own chapter
>>92600530Bladed Cog.
>>92600509He was just a funny lil guy :)
>>92600491>You're ugly and you probably have terrible opinions regarding tyranid gunsYou better be on the cock gun side!!!!!!>Actual tyranids too have been noted or speculated to lose connection to the hive mind and develop into independent alien wildlife on occasionsKinda true but my autistic ass will point out that tyranids are hivemind and hivemind is what makes them, them. The godhead is greater than the sum of the parts, thats the definition of a gestaltGuess what I am trying to say here is that its true that lower ranking cult members break off and synapseless tyranids have gone feral and devolved over millenia into death world fauna but a Patriarch/Hive Tyrant is a different deal>>92600506Hive Fleet Colossus has mentions in 8th codex
>>92600561I dunno, ask /hhg/
>>92600412>(the decrease in height was negligible)KWAB
>>92600548Hospitallers?
bld rvns!
>>92600592Votann looking mad jelly at the mecha skellies.
>>92600589>Kinda true but my autistic ass will point out that tyranids are hivemind and hivemind is what makes them, them.Is it though? The Long Hungrry Road short story paints the individual Tyranid like bioships as ignorant and not caring of what they kill and eat. While other sources like Valedor, Shhadow of Leviathan, the short story featuring Iyanana~, DoB, and Darkness in the Blood present the Hivemind as being a knowing and extremely hateful entity that holds grudges.
>>92600603
>>92600603That looks sick. I find the forward tilt of the Brutalis pose fixes a lot of what's wrong with the beer belly redemptor.
>>92600603What about Blade Rivens?
>>92600548Make them battlefield singers instead. https://youtu.be/6WlI24rv__g?si=Tz9G4PWinXU5gE7z
>>92600589>You better be on the cock gun side!!!!!!You know I am
>>92599122Neat color scheme. Kinda reminds me of bionicles or gundam.
>>92600629He's got a mean Hancock.You might call it his signature weapon.
Just bought one of the new Russes to have some armor backing my bugmen. Exterminator or Vanquisher?
>>92600642Exterminator Paint a single strand of dna on each barrel
>>92600642Vanquishers are still a meme
>>92600642The only reason to ever buy a russ is for a looted wagon
>>92600614>Is it though?Its what runs all the symbiotic machinery inside them and Hivemind has been shown to extend its influence beyond the bodies and nidforms degradating into beasts over time beyond synapse is a testament to that. >While other sources like Valedor, Shhadow of Leviathan, the short story featuring Iyanana~, DoB, and Darkness in the Blood present the Hivemind as being a knowing and extremely hateful entity that holds grudges.I am fine with that and I like the bits from Iyanna's books. That's one of the books that has bits that reinforce that the "hideous intrusions into the mortal realm" are just realspace grabby finger parts of the god-intelligence the observed. In another part of that book she pokes at it again and the response from its attention causes her to collapse puking her guts out from the death-rape-shitpost response feeding into her mind, while the wraith-machinery around sputters and sparks. Which is also the part showing Hivemind extending its power beyond just synapse range.
>>92600642The Vanquisher is oddly enough one of the most advanced Russes. I figure maintenance would be easier on an exterminator. There's something about low-tech autocannons and armed insurrection.
>>92600642Exterminators datasheet ability synergizes poorly with cult units since they aren't keyworded to benefit from it's ability. And the Vanquisher is super swingy with it's one shot, especially since you don't have any stratagem access or army rules for it.
>>92600603Outstanding work. Now do a proper Gabriel Angelos.
>>92599122>>92600635bought and painted 2 of them 2016 and they havent seen a battle till this daybest purchase of my life
>>92600463Mars Zeon has arrived.
>>92600687your rides over mutie time to die
Knights (derogatory)
>>92599210bro there are real life bugs with projectile weapons
>>92599287third act of Devastation of Baal is the closest we'll get to Chaos vs. Nids
>>92600506>Their recent loreThere's not much of it
>>92600729you mean where they summon kabhanda and he turns a moon into a nid graveyard
>>92600736From the BFG expansion booklet about them.
>>92600743Yeah that one
>>92600692I roll to rape the super mutant.
>>92600653I think painting the brood bro PDF I’m building alongside the cult like UN “peacekeepers” might be what I do, but that’s an interesting idea.>>92600657>>92600677Yeah, I know Vanquishers are pretty memey, but I still think they’re neat. I’ll wait I think and see if I can’t get my hands on a tank destroyer model to call a Vanquisher.>>92600667>There's something about low-tech autocannons and armed insurrectionI thought the same, just some PDF bumpkin tank, nothing too fancy.>>92600664Based and Mekpilled.
>>92600700Kuh-niggits
>>92600439A painting handle is nice, but I wouldn't recommend the GW one ever, because of how awkward it is to fit models into it. You're better off using whatever fits well in your hand as a grip, like a wood block or something, and then sticking your model to the top with tape or putty.I've heard Redgrass Games has a more ergonomic handle with a swivel head, which sounds decent, but I haven't cared enough to try it out yet.
>>92600700>mfw your name gest censored
>>92600755not much in there either
>>92600439Get poster tack and use your rattle can lid. I do this and love the “Lego hand grip” it forces you to hold it as.
Death Guard codex when?We're finally not an early edition codex for once, but now I want my plague boy rules.
>>92600856>Invaded by Dark Spirit N**ger_Kn**ht!
>>92600642>Exterminator fighting alongside bugsironic
>>92599179"Flesh guns" as in "fleshy weapons that fire projectiles" are fine. "Flesh guns" as in "this is literally a submachine gun down to having a banana mag, but made of flesh" are bad. Spinefists are great; fleshborers are stupid.
>>92600896Is it a crime in the Imperium to eat shit?
Is there any Death Guard currently not slaves to Nurgle? I know not all the them at the Siege of Terra were turned yet, but what about in the 41st millenia? I wanted to add some to my CSM warband and I'm hesitent to run them as Plague Marines.
>>92600946The Ultramarines might've absorbed them.
>>92600930Lel. Hadn’t thought of that.
>>92600896I recon DG will get one pitty model this edition. It would kinda make sense to release the codex between TS and WE
>>92600946>Is there any Death Guard currently not slaves to Nurgle?Sons of Anteus.Maybe.Probably.Not sure.Never confirmed.Fanfiction.
>>92600946There are loyal chapters that come from traitor legions.
>mfw traitor geneseed is likely so fucked up that few can make more with it>this means most reproduce by spermjacking the enemy>CSM are sterile but want kids so they punch people so they can jack them and raise other people's children
>>92600946I can't think of any examples. But you could have a warband of renegade Death Guard from the heresy who rejected both the Imperium and Mortarion. They'd usually change their heraldry at that point and become blackshields during the heresy and eventually renegade Chaos marines, but you could have them claiming to be the original Death Guard rather than what the main force under Mortarion became. You're probably going to have to play the "got lost in the warp for 10,000 years" card.
Did anyone get their 10th ed codex yet or does it have a while to ship still?
The Primaris were tacticool after all. I now know this after seeing Simon Riley being made into one.
>>92600985just got my 9th edition Imperial Guard Codex, is it still useable?
>>92600992No, they did a total reset of codices during 10th edition. You use the free index rules for now until guard get a new dex. Did you buy a 9th edition codex just recently or were you waiting ages for delivery?
>>92600992I dont know how I forgot to put the word "ork" in there but here we are.
where do you usually get your lore fill and what format do you preferthere are many like youtube, black library, audiobooks, forums, word of mout and the chinspic somewhat related
>>92600937Blame the norn queens, they're the ones in charge of developing new adaptations for their bioforms. >this biomass is proving resilient in close quarters, better give my next brood sick meat guns
>>92601011By writing my own and reading the lore others have written for theirdudes. Official lore post 5th edition has been increasingly gay and dumb.
>>92601011>there are many like youtube, black library, audiobooks, forums, word of mout and the chinsthese are all shit, just read the rulebooks, dude
>>92599179You must hate Necrons then
>>92601035This. Cracking a few cold beers in the (hetro) sauna and talking /yourdudes/ fluff is the perfect way of rounding off a gaming weekend at your friend's cabin
>>92601011It depends entirely on what aspect of lore you are interested in. 40k lore is vast.
>>92601011Why, 40kilograms of course!
>>92601011Mokou would play Salamanders
>>92601064>getting into the sauna with the warhammer bros (no homo)gay
>>92601009Where did you buy it from?
Annihilation Legion should give non epic hero characters the Destroyer Cult keywordsAlso I am going to play it in some garage hammer Sunday. Wish me luck.
>>92601092It ain't gay if you close you eyes while getting yo dick sucked, nigga. He not gay, he on the DL
>>92601110Annihilation legion should be remade entirely to not be dogshit
>>92601064>drinking in the sauna with your homesbased Finloid detected
What can be done about the burger influence on UK company?
>>92601148they even reduced the number of nooses for fuck's sake
>>92601148>What can be done about the burger influence on japanese company?
>>92601148kitbashing.
What army would she play?
>>92601162>>92601178GW has been captured and you will never get kino or soul againsoul is offensive
>>92601148I never understood these posters who randomly bring up old and dead drama for seemingly no reason
>>92601137many such cases
>>92601148It's sad so see how that part of my culture has been banned from all media because of american rednecks
>>92601148I want to rape
>>92599261>OrkNot human.
>>92601117Also true, but here we are and I ain't no coward.
>>92601167>implying “Crimer” isn’t also an accurate description
>>92601193Ben has a severe personality disorder.
>>92601011You started seven years ago, newfags like you always trying to ruin shit.
>>92601148Neber forgor
>>92601193It's not old and dead if it's still brought up, though
>>92601193its a reminder to gatekeepand we tried to warn youyou didnt listenits happening its over
>>92601232Dude looks like he's about to mow down a cinematographer .
>>92601254The audience would have a hard time playing with their boners if there were what they asked.
>>92601231that edit might be 7 years old now yes but better question would be why are anons still fighting over about primaris
>>92601254gatekeep whom and how and to what endand are you implying that you also failed to gatekeep
>>92601110Psychomancers should be able to join any destroyer unit
>>92601272>gatekeep whom and how and to what endanyone that wants to change anythinganyone who is new and wants to inject current era BS into 30 years old loreHow? you bully and make fun of them endlessly.
>>92599666Thye literally reuse CAD assets from Aos models
>>92601269I’ll just have to take your word for it, newfag.
>>92600381True enough, but it still only reads as just a bit better than a normal space marine.
>>92601279>anyone that wants to change anythingI want Dark Mechanicum added to the game, so you've already lost me.
>>92601279How precisely does one bully and mock people in an LGS without getting kicked out for being an odious presence that drives away customers
>>92601279This. Cabal is what we need. We need what has always been here.
>>92601167>CRIMERS could be here...
>>92601321The Korean lady who runs my local shop with her son ran the only irl tranny I’ve ever seen off by repeatedly calling him sir.
>>92601346Okay but I didn't ask for your anecdoteI asked how your advice and command is actually supposed to be applicable to the people you're trying to convinceYou want people to gatekeep, so tell them how to do it
>>92601346So, I should gatekeep by... being lucky and having my LGS be ran by a Korean lady, and not actually doing anything myself?
>>92601353Wasn’t my advice because I’m not that anon, and you got my anecdote regardless. Sorry you’re a do-nothing faggot who needs to be handheld through how to do something as simple as ostracizing someone else.
>>92600599Fuck those guys btw
>>92601365See >>92601389
>>92601389But I do that to you all the time.
>>92601389>Sorry you’re a do-nothing faggot who needs to be handheld through how to do something as simple as ostracizing someone else.Is it not obvious that I'm not actually interested in harassing people at game stores, and am instead mocking you by demonstrating how your position is pure posturing (and dare I say virtue signalling) and not actually an effort to achieve anything?
>>92599616Not much since this honestly. Built a couple extra plague marines (needed more heavy plague weapon loadouts) and a bloat drone. Slowly working on the CSM half of /myguys/ with an obliterator and two possessed sitting with base coats.
>>92601408>and am instead mockingyou call that mocking?
>>92601408Who said anything about harassing anyone, you negative-IQ shitsmear? It’s possible to simply refuse games and interactions with undesirables and to encourage others in your group to do the same. Of course you already know that, but your pathological need to categorize it as harassment belies your faggy agenda.
As it should be.
Find a flaw. Pro tip: he has none.
>>92601446his new helmet looks dumb
>>92599616Seemingly endless building. I’ve done Neophytes, Acolytes, Brood Brothers, Aberrants, a Hellhound and now I’m working on Sentinels and Heavy Weapon Teams.
>>92601254They already have the institutions and big money. Only chance at this point is to emigrate
>>92601446He looks like a soijak
>>92601436
>>92601365Nta but hard for culture warriors to argue with others apart of actual cultures. It's not a good example for textbook style instructions, but hard to beat it.
>>92601446his jump pack is kinda small now
>>92601478are you 12 or sometihng
>>92601478why do you think that's a rule again
>>92601446elbows too pointy
>>92601446What's wrong with his faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace?
>>92601442You can change it up a little.
>>92601520>he wants half of the kit to be useless No, thanks
>>92601446>tactical rock
>>92601468so thats how the hellhound turret looks like now
>grot tanks are legendsnooooooooooo
>tfw not going to get my orks codex for a week after it comes out>tfw they still haven't sent itSad waaagh noises
did kill tanks just get thrown into legends??
>>92601346based
>>92601446primarisMogged by sanguinor
>>92601573Big Mek KFFBig TrakkZagstruckGrot Mega-tankGrot TanksBadrukkKill TankGrotsnikMega/Meka DreadMekboy WorkshopNob with BannerNobz on bikesSquiggoth (not Gargantuan)Warboss on Warbike (again, lol)All now legends
>>92601520what does her pussy smell like after being caged by all that metal?
>>92601587I hate nu-GW more than I can ever put into words.
>>92601503>>92601506I too use two or more devices.
>>92601593good for you (?)
>>92601591Sweat and the slightest hint of smoke. Sometimes like the air before a rainstorm.
>>92601446>Find a flaw.He is too cool.
>>92601587>mekboy workshopLollmao
>>92601520dem hips don't lie
>>92601536you're mixing up your memes. this >>92601520 is a tactical rock. the one up at >>92601446 is an example of "unlikely flight terrain".
>>92601586primaris is an improvement and the sanguinor's spindly sculpt is ruined by being failcast
>>92599252Try to have sex, virgin
>>92601592They're not exactly fond of you either.
>>92601442Nah, this is how female custards should look like
>>92601586>That meager ascentWeak and piddling.OBSERVE
>>92601639wow he's fat
The following Ork units are now Legends >Big Mek KFF>Big Trakk>Zagstruck>Grot Mega Tank>Grot Tanks>Badrukk>Kill Tank>Grotsnik>Mega Dread>Meka Dread>Mekboy Workshop>Nob with Banner>Nobs on Bikes>Squiggoth >Warboss on BikeGargantuan Squiggoth survives the cull
>>92601492That's because he's a TACTICUS CHUMP and not a GRAVIS CHAD
>>92601645just a big boned bri'ish lad ain't he? luvs his sausage rolls
>>92601652>Gargantuan Squiggoth survives the cullhow
>>92601587...and nothing of value was lost
Looks likes they want Forgeworld to be Specialist Games only now. Killing every FW thing in 40K/AoS
>>92599769>space marines shouldn't be the best at everything.LOLLMAO even
>>92601652what purpose does the forge world and iuts store even serve these days if pretty much 100% of everything they produce is legends now
Darktide should have just been the same characters from vermintide 2 but 40kified.
>>92601520Ass a bit focused on, waist maybe a bit too thin. But I'm not TOO knowledgeable about armor practicality irl.Before someone rees about "SJWS WANT WOMEN TO BE UGLY" the problem largely comes from the trend of the male version of species/character/whatever being designed first and pretty gender neutral and then the female being designed and people scrambling to differentiate it in some way and the female version ends up being way more focused on "looking female" than the male version is on "looking male". Resulting in pic related.
>>92601686Just making Horus Heresy and Old World resin to sell.
>>92601520Wasn't that part of sigmarines recently purged?
>>92601707>Playable EldarThis would have been a disaster in ways you can't even begin to imagine.
>>92601587wtf how can you have an army of warbikes if no warboss on bike?
>>92601446His given name is Luis."Commander" is a boring title."Oh I'm so noble despite being so old" is a lot less fun than his fans like to pretend it is.His helmet and jump pack look like crap.His landing pose sucks.He starred in The Devastation Baal which was garbage.
>>92601741Speed Freak detachment in the new codex
>>92601686G-girl?????
>>92601148>WaaaaaaahKeep seething bong, you cucks are self destroying with or without any outside influence lol
>>92601639looks like one of those cheap shitty fake crystal christmas tree angel toppers
>>92601764It's Sug.
>>92601639I hate that kind of stuff, it's uselessIt plays into the Sanguinor's character and it's subtle, so it works for him>>92601619>primaris goodlurk more
>>92601764NTA but men can have nice nails too yknow. Get a manicure. Treat yo self.
>>92601167>Cucked out already>grifters on youtube will be silent about itlel
>>92601652>>Mekboy Workshopwhat the fuck
>>92601446>mexican first nameCompletely takes me out of the setting. Same with that motherfucker john grammaticus
>>92601732It would have been amazing banter.
>>92601764Treat yoselfStraight men get work done too. Bitches look at nails
>>92601520kinda sucks that they squatted literally all of the stormcast units that had good-looking female sculpts
>>92601766>you cucks are self destroyingLook who is talking
>>92601446He has a very small face.
>>92601803>L-looks who'sBet you are too
>>92601776being a contrarian isn't a personality
>>92601783its a shitty Nier Automata clone by lesser shit korea, no one will care about a week or two
>>92601686How do i get a bong gf unironicallyI brew my own beer and paint warhams
CSM previews are coming any day now...
>>92601741Deffkilla Wartrike was it's replacement
>>92601836soon.. right? the mortal hordes detachment will make blooded battleline right?
>>92601831This. There was attention because of the tits but I only cared if the gameplay was good. So far, I haven't seen gameplay worth caring about.
Who do orks appeal to? Eldar? World eaters? Death guard?Who the fuck plays these armies?T. Nids and impfist main
>>92601840Why the fuck won't they give this guy a ranged profile for his klaw when it's visibly a harpoon launcher?
>>92601836The thumbnail made me think something I've seen in Gundam.
>>92601864>Who do orks appeal to?Fun
>>92601864You either get it or you don't. Just like I'll never understand why people would play the Imperial Shiteaters
>>92601776>>primaris goodThey are.
>>92601864>who do orks appeal toWomen, grogs, and fun oriented players>eldarWAACfags, literally no one likes these guys for the models and lore>death guardWomen again. And people who are really bad or really good at painting>world eatersLiteral retards
>>92601864Eldar appeal to me, and since I'm pretty cool, they must appeal to pretty cool people
If I declare the unit that has a Character attached as the target for a Norn and wipe out the bodyguard, do I lose the rerolls against said character?If feel that would be the case but I think it'd be extremely retarded.
>>92601864>Who do orks appeal to? I'm a 32 year old, married, father of two, project manager and home owner. No history of drugs, violence, alcohol, or smoking. I pay taxes. I go on holidays. I enjoy cooking. I have a ton of hobbies and interests. I do all my own diy. I do all my own car work. I play Orks.
>>92601865What would it do?
>>92601864>fungal green men funny talk and make weapons go boom more and cars move faster by painting it red because that is lawSeems like a good time to me.
>>92601899>>eldar>WAACfags, literally no one likes these guys for the models and loreJust cause you're a tastelet and can acknowledge the best faction in lore, doesn't mean everyone else has the same brainrot condition
>>92601909Damage + the same harpooned effect as the norn assimilator and death company dreadnought
>>92601864>ExoditesInnawoods paleochads >Craftworlds Autists >HarlequinsClown enjoyers>Dark EldarClown enjoyers
>>92601905I'm a 35 divorced blue collar worker. No kids. I rent. I dont know how to fix cars i call triple A. I do my own DIYI play world eaters
>>92601905You write like picrel
>>92600019Were Gav's WHF dwarf books good?
Do SM/CSM actually have a use for predator tanks anymore or has every niche been taken by primaris/daemon engines?Think it'd make a good Ork Trukk if not?
>>92601652Where is this coming fromIs imperial armor not a thing?
>>92601933I could get behind that. Maybe in the new codex
>>92600019>Votann lost to EldarThis was from the KT book right? Which book specifically? Is there a summary or excerpt somewhere?
>>92601937I am indeed both autistic and an enjoyer of craftworlds
>>92600019Votann will continue to lose to spite those who demanded the stupid little dwarves to come back.
>>92601899Ive never meet an intelligent world eaters player
>>92599827>night lords jobbing to mandrakesI hope this means they job to Ulthwe too
>>92601922if anybody liked your tranny elves half of the model range wouldn't be 30 years old lmao
>>92600412>monomolecularWhat the fuck does it even mean? Do monomolecular chainblades and shurikens penetrate power armor or what?
>>92602003it means it's very very very very sharp
>>92601864i like eldar tanks and wraiths
>>92601864Go ask pavel and daniela.
>>92601864>plays brainless bugs and the piss fists>unable to comprehend people liking conceptually and visually interesting armieslol>>92601899>>92601986you may not like it but world eaters are the highest IQ army in the game
>>92602002>Bring up lore>Retard tries to deflect with muh modelsHope your education system improves soon ameritard
>>92602003It means the edge tapers as thin as a single molecule.
>>92601972Kill Team Salvation. Fairly small blurb, essentially>Votann settle on a planet>Biel Tan sends Scorpions to drive them off>Votann have massive numerical advantage, but Scorpions use wide spread shock and awe tactics to appear more numerous>Scared and bloodied, Votann abdandon their settlement attempts and flee, while Eldar suffered minimal to no losses
>>92602034>you may not like it but world eaters are the highest IQ army in the gameScout and charge how hard is that?
>>92601864autists who like to be the centre of attention by scream waaaaaagh
>>92602041but what is its efficacy
>>92602044>dwarves finally reintroduced into 40K>they're eternal jobbers who can't even hide under the imperium's skirt anymoreo boi i am laffin
>>92602040if the lore were appealing people would buy the army and the models would get updatedsorry your third worlder brain can't comprehend basic cause and effect
>>92602041Love the shuriken weapons in the lore, such a fun and imaginative concept
>>92602051This. Its the same motherfuckers that take up all the time in d&d
>>92601148>That motorcycle picI love the old school White Dwarf. A bunch of tryhards, but still, love that 80s soul.
Anyone have a good link for 40k books?
>>92601639Based. Flightmog that manlet.
>>92602003>>92602019>>92602041"Monomolecular" doesn't necessarily mean sharp. Rubber bands are basically one giant molecule and they're not particularly good at cutting anything.
>>92601864The ork guy in my childhood friend group wears dresses now.
>>92602058Nah, other way round moronIt's "models are cool -> I'll read about em"Not "I've read about all the factions now, and am gonna make an informed decision based on that"People generally like the Eldar, but are put off by the old sculpts
>>92601905I’m a family man, work as a guard in a government building. Love guns, bows, crossbows—any kind of marksmanship really. Buying a few acres of property and working on having a second child. Work on my wife and I’s cars, except for major body repairs. I make my own bread, jams, and butter and I cure and smoke ham & bacon. I like to hunt. I play Genestealer Cults.
>>92601587as a long time ork player.first time?
>>92599179It's not a literal gun made of meat, the weapon is a living creature in-and-of itself. That's why most of them have eyes to begin with. Fleshborers are just another Tyranid creature carried by Termagants that are created to be in the shape of a "gun" for ease of use, fed by the Termagants, which projectile-births beetles on demand. Stranglewebs are just messed up spider things with super webs. Devourers are basically portable maggot nests. Deathspitters are almost literally spitting out larva. 90% of the time even their ammo is another Nid, the barbs from the Hive Guard's impaler cannons have their insides ripped out when shot and they spend their last moments using their fins to steer themselves into the wanted target as directed by the Hive Mind. The exceptions to this are just ranged weaponry made from the functions of the original creature without needing a symbiote to do it (Spinefists are just balloon-like hands that have tubes connecting to the lungs allowing them to shoot out spines with a sharp breath).It's absurd, yeah, but it's a really fun and cool idea and they get really creative with it, which is literally all you could ask for. The entire point of Tyranids is constant evolution and biological solutions to every problem, so of course all their weaponry is either a natural tool dialed to eleven or a creature made solely to act as a literal weapon.
>>92601864>Eldar?Anyone with taste
>>92601905>>92601938>>92602115Love it when people engage in creative writing, written any stuff for /yourdudes/?
>>92602103>Nah, other way round moron>It's "models are cool -> I'll read about em"wrong, sorry eldartroon
>>92602131it's just too on-the-nose most of the timefleshborers don't need to have curved "magazines" and hive guard guns don't need to have "stocks" (that aren't even physically possible to use)
>>92602141>derivitive loreYIKES im glad i play orks
>>92599046>Just painted this>There's already cat hair on itAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>92602159Don't be a git, orks and eldars go way back and complement each other well.
>>92601864Ancient Greece and Lord of the ring for me
>>92602141If only all that nice fluff meant anything now, they are always the losers...
>>92601864>>9260190521 year old IT guy who grew up with great parents, no history of drugs or alcohol abuse, and even bought a house last year. Happy with my GF who I'll eventually marry and raise kids with. I've never gotten into a fight and greet users with computer problems with a smile on my face 9-5 Mon-Fri.I love seeing my horde of screaming green retards drown a group of highly-trained super soldiers in a tidal wave of green.I really love Orks.
>>92602141>look it apes all this cool stuff that means it's cool right???typical eldar player unable to comprehend things beyond a grade school level
>>92602142Eight pages so far. Mostly logistical and geographical autism about the system my Cult occupies and how the giant orbital slaughterhouses central to their planet’s economy operate.
>>92602159You cant have orks without eldar
>>92602176maybe you guys should have bought those crappy books... lol
>>92602142I've started on some lore, which is generally just descriptions of my characters so far, which I'm expanding upon for an upcoming crusade.The most interesting thing there so far is a mutiny against my warboss about to be staged by my big mek and the boss' second-in-command
>>92602171Fact: Orks are derivative of Plato's androgynes.
>>9260186425 year old who works at costco, not as a manager, im not gonna say i dont want to dox myself. Former drug addict and current alcoholoc. I smoke weed everyday. No gf no kids. Ive never seen a pussy. Not even gay guys hit on me. Im 200 lbs 5'7"I play CSM
>>92602176If they were big winners in the setting, they would be infinitely less interesting
>all the chaos players are losers
>>92602211>200 lbs 5'7My condolences please hit the gym immediatelyT. Fatguy
>>92602211jesus christ man
>>92602202>You thought that was my full power?! That wasn't even 13.7684382423095% of my powers! MWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAYeah no thanks, I'm good.
>>92602211Hit the gym nigga... please... for your sake. How do you look at yolked out chaos space marines and not go "damn i could look like that". You can it just takes time
>>92602222>quads I choose to see this as the Four-Armed Emperor’s decree.
>>92600614TL&HR was also one of the first stories I've read in years where the author evidently read the actual Nid codexes, as portraying it as a resentful retard (especially since the BA are nowhere close to being it's most common or even most dangerous enemy) is completely at odds with how it's presented everywhere else (where it's pragmatic to a sociopathic degree). TL&HR was by contrast wonderfully accurate, and having a POV for the Hive Ships was kind of nice. I don't think Bioships are smarter than the Queens or Tyrants that work to feed them though, they're more like giant space cows. With tentacles.
>>92602222I play DG. Actually I don't. I just have enough for killteam. Im a cashier
>>92602256>yolkedIt’s yoked, anon. Like an ox or a bull yoked to a plough.
>>92602224Was curios how much that is in relation to myself(not from usa)I'm 175 cm and approx 58-60kg In freedom units that should be 5'9 and ~125 lbs Holy shit
>>92602222That'll be another W for the Imperium
>>92602147see that's a more fair criticism than 'thing bad', and yeah i can get that sometimes it's a bit too on the noseFleshborer's mags being the part with the nest/eggs for the beetles and curving it to make it easier to move with for the Termagant is fine, but I really don't care for the stock on the Hive Guard's guns. Maybe it's for stability or to help brace them but it does look kind of silly.
>>92602208Why are pigs so cool?
>>92602302Notably, no imperiumfag has even replied stating who they are and what they do, Xenochads reign supreme.
>>92602285nah man yolked cause likeeggs
>>92602222I play DG and CSM, I have schizophrenia and am on permanent disability because either the delusions make me unable to work, or the meds keep me sane but too lethargic to do shit.
>>92602202>gav thorpenever
>>92602323Damn that must suck anon, how's the future prognosis?
>>92602222I almost exclusively play chaos armies (except necrons) in all warhammer games and I'm a 24 year old smart-but-dumb guy who's having daily panic attacks over not being able to find a job
>>92602323Based and obliteratorviruspilledI have clinically diagnosed BPD and i play csm
>>92602115>I cure and smoke ham I need to start doing this at home. Slices of ham are stupid expensive in the store.
>>92602322I stand corrected, didn’t realize you were Gastonmaxing.
>>92602323Do the meds get rid of all the delusions? I have a friend whos schizofrenic and he talks about voices on meds. Actually im not sure if hes taking them on time
>>92602202>Hey, yaknow than your superior warp-weapons can only scratch a rhino's paint?And one of your houses die for ressurecting one big monke, who never help you and will kill more of your kind. Also, if you want scream, you must wear boobplate, dress and becoming a woman.Nah
>>92601905>>92602115>>92601938These are bots.
>>92602285Its yolked. You slam as many raw eggs as possible for maximum gains
>>92599046Still my most recent dude. Been too busy.
>>92602285I'm going to send you under the yoke.
>Xenos players have GFs/wives, kids, diy projects, houses, etc>Chaos players are schizophrenics, fat asses, virgins, or are divorced>Imperium players do not existWhat can we learn from this
>>92602364>seething imperiumcuck to embarrassed to put himself out there even a little>b-bots…L M A O
>>92602202>Muh YannariI'd rather eat broken glass than buy whatever trash they're in to be honest
>>92602335>stop taking meds, lose my shit, likely become a meth head and dievs>keep taking meds, keep my fiancee and apartment, but get fat and die around 60>>92602354depends on the person honestly. on my meds I still hear things (not voices, usually clock ticking) and see occasional things, but am lucid and sharp enough that I can tell what is real and cope.
>>92602364No bro.. its over...
>>92602365Yeah, I didn’t realize anon was trying to get roughly the size of a barge.
>>92602406Does it ever impact play?
is 40k worth getting into?its definitely the more popular game at my club, but everyone i talk to about 40k generally has nothing positive to say about it for like the last 5 years. i talk to age of sigmar players and they usually enjoy their game, and it seems like the vibes for their new edition have been pretty positive
>>92602397So who actually plays imperium? I know irl nazis play guard
>>92602321the OP asked what the appeal of eldar and chaos are, not any imperium factions you illiterate troon
>>92602424when I was 19 I flipped a table to shield myself from a delusion of a rabid dog attacking me. other than that no.
>>92602409I didn't say it was same fagging, I get that you're old as hell but do keep up.
>>92602429From my understanding almost everyone has an imperium army from box sets and etc but it's not their main one.
>>92601148Stop selling to America. For real, stop selling to them.
>>92602098in this context it does
>>92602397>Play Xenos and Chaos>Overweight but not obese>Work a boring desk job, pays good at least>Still live with parents but have money saved up and they're supportive>Never had a gf, never been on a date>Spend most time outside work either painting or playing vidyaI guess it could be way worse.
>>92602435>tranny-obsessed wimperium babby cries morePeople took the question and ran with it, it’s no one’s fault but your own that you aren’t confident enough to post.
>>92602172Being an autarch probably sucks.
>>92602321>no imperiumfag has even replied stating who they are and what they doBecause we don't need to and it's an anonymous message board.And I'm not going to spread profiling information about myself on here.
>>92602482Which xebos and which chaos?
>>92602499Eldar and Word Bearers.I also have two AoS armies.
>>92599714>Dumps the Ynarri alliance within a few books>Now wants to be ruler of that shitholelmao god elders are so fucked
>>92602496Coward. Guilliman would be ashamed
>>92602496>muh profile on a toy soldier threadkwab
>imperium players are crybaby cowardly retardsWho could've guessed
>>92601905>>9260239729 years old, engaged, work as a private investigator for a security and insurance fraud firm, drink and smoke socially, own my home in the boonies, I play blood angels primarily and am slowly painting up some world eaters and necrons
>>92602547>only imperium player with balls is a BA chadExcellent.
So does their count as a Drukhari book or an Aeldari (Ynnari) book?
>>92602547Do you play screaming red retards, screaming red retards, and let me guess, your necron scheme is red?
>>92602323>too lethargic to do shit.-> you're not on the right medication
>>92602558>mike brook write an bookkek
>>92602571my world eaters are black orange and copperI'm still testing cron colors but they're dark steel and purple with turquoise energy atm
>>92602467No. That's like making a knife out of ice and trying to tell people how sharp your ice knife is by saying "it's ice." Okay, it's ice. Crystalline water. You have give me general information about its structure, but zero information about its sharpness has been relayed to me because the the word ice doesn't imply sharpness, even in the context of it being a knife. Even in this context, it does not mean sharp. Yes I have autism.
>>92602558>mike brooksYIKES
>>92602596Sounds dope anon
>>92602222I kinda want to start a Night Lords armyt. loser(?) with a big heart
>>92602558I'm not reading anymore of this dude's books after the the ending of Warboss. And now that I think about it, the whole thing was a side story for his main-story OCs and reason why it was crippled from the beginning.
>>92602618They look cool, wait for the nightmare kill team to do a seperate NL release
>>92599573Based JSJ was aids to play against
>>92602558>GW doubling down on uglified lelithThanks, but no thanks
>>92602582one of the main side effects of schizo meds is sedation. thats pretty normal
>>92602222chaos's job is to job to the imperium
Why is /tg/ the hotbed of toxic casuals?
>>92602623How do you even read an orks novel? Do you ever sogging git tire of dem talkin loik dis?
>>92602628I've seen some neat stuff in /hhg/, kinda want to bite the resin bait
>>92602558>>92602637There’s no way Lelith doesn’t end up as an eldar twink in drag
>>92602323Sucks to hear, mate. I have a friend who's in a similar boat, she's not a wargamer but it's the same choice. Pad the world with cotton wool, or start seeing the connections between things that aren't there and getting wound up by them.It's a shit condition, good on you for getting by.
>>92602656If you dont mind resin (brittle) their heresy line is amazing
>>92602649Are toxic casuals the people who hate negativity to the point of letting everything progressively get worse because they'd rather boil slowly in the pot like the frogs of legend?>call a bondulance
>>92602657>Lelith has always been transWouldn't put it past them
>>92602665CSM stuff is not bad either, I'd try something in the middle, heretic but not too chaosy
>>92602657Nah, that's her twin "sister" Morrigan
Whats wrong with mike brooks? You cant imagine a TRANS character in a universe of billions of trillions of people?
>>92602654I wished they kept talking like that, and it depends from character to character. The weak point, besides the ending, is the Grot character he features in the other novels (and recently the 2024 Short Story BL anniversary thing) that's basically just a stand in for some smart-ish OC. Whichever part that featured this grot was way too long winded and after the novel ended, I realized is because he's apart of the other Ork novels, instead of being a self-contained story.
>>92602649
>>92602667Thinking more of the self-identified casual players that shits on anyone that takes the game remotely seriously. Bitterly seething at tourny players in particular.
>>926026653D printers are apparently just fine with resin and there are plenty of them these daysi just learned last week that resin is brittle as fuck and hard to work with, apparently if you drop one mini it goes to pieces like a porcelain vase
>>92602691I can but I don't want to. They are already way overrepresented in this hobby.
>>92602691It is only the Craftworlds people upset about it because they caught a stray shot with Banshees now canonically being trans feminized men. Nobody really cared about Dark Eldar have weird body morphology and excessive surgical modification because that has been a core part of their themes basically from the start.
>>92602725most 3d printer resins are plasticized for better impact and stress resistanceforgeworld's just still using the same dogshit resin they've been using for decades now
>>92602691Female custodes
>>92602617Thanks, I'll have to post a pic when I'm done with work
>>92602649It’s just ben.
>>92602558>AeldariIt's amazing how lazy that tacked on copyright friendly name is. It's like the naming conventions of a 14 year old on deviant arts sonic recolors
>>92602726I went to an event with 250 players. It had 254 men, 6 trannies (they looked exactly as you'd expect) and zero biological females lmao. It clearly bothers them how obviously male their interest in 40k is and that's why the hobby is besieged by the consequences of their mental insecurities.
>>92602725Forgeworld resin feels like a 6 dollar etsy print from 2010
>>92602691>why don't you like someone who platform narcissists?Gee anon I don't know.
>>92602766Were the trannies attractive?
>>92602796What do you mean?
>>92602725It is brittle and will shatter if you drop if off a table, but resin is quickly catching up to become more fit for purpose in that regard. Give it a couple more years and there won't be much of a difference to GW plastic in terms of resilience.
>>92602804>(they looked exactly as you'd expect)
>>92602489I think than autarchs is Prigozhin equivalent on craftworlds. When (((farseers))) do their farseering shit, charismatic autarchs revel in their authority and de facto command craftworld armies and craftworld, if needed.
>>92602835>prigozhinI dunno what that is
>>92602644There is more than one "schizo med"
>>92602796Surrounding yourself with narcissists can only be a positive if you're to write eldar.
>>92602558>He will die for sure this time!Uh huh
>>92602766They've also infested most online spaces, holding site owners hostage, to policing discourse and twisting narratives according to their whims. Don't give them an inch and show them that they aren't welcome. And most important of all, challenge the notion that they represent the opinions of real women.
>>92602805>proud bisexual trans activist
>>92602597monomolecular in this context means the cutting edge is a piece of wraithbone one molecule thick and therefore able to slice through ceramite and power armor as easily as flesh>but that's not scientific!neither are chainswords, who cares they're cool
>do fine glazing into good transitioned layers with anything non metallic >sperg out when I try nmm for metallic partsI don't understand my retard brain
>>92602841Fat Russian leader of a private army, who had a plane "accident" after his failed march on Moscow last year.
>>92602906>but that's not scientific!Obsidian can get that sharp, but it's brittle as fuck.Love me some obsidian. Simple as.
>>92602841He tried to start a civil war with putin and got ACKed in a plane crash (accident)
>>92602947You should post this on r/Warhammer40k for some updoots good sir!
>>92602816What does that mean though
>>92602841PMC leader. Was pissed that Putin wasn't giving them ammunition or food, marched to moscow in protest. Was ACKED for his trouble.
>>92602964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYtlaYKkhAk
>>92602558>craftworld eldar get clowned in his first ork book>drukhari get clowned in his second ork bookwho will get clowned in this book
>>92602976Well that and he hated the faggot who was in control of the entire army as he is incredibly incompetent and begged him to replace him
>>92603000HarlequinsHonk honk
>>92600439Poster tack and old prescription pill bottles work great, and are far cheaper.Cheaper means you can set up 10-20 at once, and leave them mounted from primer to sealer. Gluing some washers into them to add weight makes them more stable when priming.
>>92602489>>92602835the recent RPG book confirmed that autarchs can get lost on the path of command, and they do become obsessed with going to war
>>92603005>wasis*
>>92602841HOW???
>>92602558Who is that red haired goblin on the cover
>>92602489>autarchs are so skilled at combat that the emperor personally learned swordsmanship from one, apparentlyToo bad Autarchs mostly job
>>92603037The Emperor took notes on what not to do :^)
>>92602489>this suggests autarchs are exarchs who temporarily become autarchsI don't think that's the current lore but I'm confused on how Autarchs work anyway; are they pre-planned to become autarchs or is it a retroactive thing
>>92603034how do you not know lelith? she has been the most constantly shilled dark eldar since le ynnari
>>92603061Is that supposed to be Lelith? Genuinely looks like a goblin.
It's time.>>92603074>>92603074>>92603074
>>92603033not to siderail the thread any further but i havent watched television in 21 years or read the newspaper in 13not everyone wants to keep up with the latest vogue all the time
>>92600448don't play gay factions like marines, sorry!
>>92601899>>death guard>Women again. And people who are really bad or really good at paintingT. Female secondary who has never painted a mini anything and considered getting into models with death guard due to thirsting over Mortarion.... well shit.
Rly? He is PMC Wagner leader, who beat some frenchniggers in Africa, fought in Ukraine, quarreled with that chink MoD leader, taking control on some russian city and staged a march on Moscow. However, the march stopped and a couple of months later he was blown up on plane.
>>92603099To you >>92602841
>>92603098Hes fun to paint
>>92603088nobody asked, xenotroon
>>92603133>if you don't play space marines you must play xenosyou realize there are at least half a dozen other human factions right?
>>92603133femarines soon, xister!
>>92603133uh oh marinetranny meltie
>>92603143you realize that nobody's buying you pretending that you play admech in its current state or guard/sob, xenotranny>>92603148>>92603158look at how the xenotranny tries to deflect to hide their seething
>>92603129He's a cute tsundere of fuckable size in my head....I only consider getting models due to the not being a "real fan" on here, then I realize the idea of spending money just to impress strangers on 4chan is retarded.
>>92603179Girl power! You tell him xister! Be sure to show up for your nightly dilation / paint discussion group where no paint actually hits plastic!
>>92603198you could at least try to hide the xenobitch tears when you type your next post
>>92603179>>92603198Can you two transgender obsessed weirdos just put on dresses and buttfuck each other already and stop shitting up the thread.
>>92603210Usually when someone is this upset about something, they tend to be suppressing internal feelings
>>92602879Happy my mere presence sends you cowering in fear anonBe careful with having me live rent-free in your head, I might invoke squatters rights
>>92603210I play Guard btw. :)
>>92603179knights and custodes are the cheapest armies to build next to leviathan space marines
>>92603129Anon, before this thread archives among all the shit, I forgot to say thank you for the tip though. In video games I tend to prefer speedsters which is pretty much the opposite of the death guard, I don't know if liking that playstyle in video games often translates to preferring that playstyle in tabletop?
>>92603210I can smell your fetid dilations from here
>>92602597don't be autistic, you know what it means and what the context is: the edge is sharp
>>92601844Blooded will get squatted, like the Warcry bands.
The new chaos lord looks like a leftover from age of sigmar
>>92601965Imperial Armor still works for Marines, Chaos, and Nids, at least that's what I know I've looked at, and they're at least tournament-legal enough to be included in the app's lists. Not sure why anon over there thinks it's different now.
>>92603886Yeap. It's some weird mix of AoS and 40k, you can place him in both but he belongs to neither.