You can choose anyone from the real world to add to your party, for dungeon exploration. Who would you pick?
I would pick Brenton Tarrant
>>92630449Which game?What kind of dungeon?What powers/gear?Who would YOU pick!?
Currently alive or including historical characters?Do they show up empty handed or get to bring their own gear?
>>92630449I would pick Bill Gates, so I could push him into a trap and use his body as a meatshield for the rest of the adventure.
>>92630503this, but Hiroyuki Nishimura
>>92630449You can pick several people to form a party
>>92630449Steve Irwin.
>>92630561Croikey, I hope there'nt any cunty sting rois down under that dungeon, mate!
A bunch of SEAL Team Six members
>>92630650the man died the way he lived - with wildlife in his heart
Dibs on Bear Grylls for my Ranger slot
>>92630757Infinite water supply
>>92630729rip
That one friend from high school I explored an actual urban dungeon (abandoned and squatter occupied then abandoned again subway maintenance tunnel) with when we were shitfaced almost getting trapped there and coming out at a completely different part of the city after an hour or so of randomly bumbling around in those damp corridors. Never met someone again who crawled into random dark openings at forlorn building sites or industrial ruins with such a natural drive. Curiosity to that extend seems like on of the most important feats for dungeoning to me.
>>92630449>dungeon explorationMarvin Heemeyer as main tankBlackbeard the pirate as party mapper, strategist, rogue and occult support.Michael Aquino and Allister Crowley as wizards with machine guns.Pope Alexander the 6th as party cleric, rogue and party financier.Vlad Tepes as DPS and strategist.Peak Michelle Pfeiffer in Catwoman Costume as torchbearer.
>>92630449Werner Herzog as party face and Klaus Kinski as the wildcardMy irl homies for the rest.Nothing may get accomplished but the journey will be exceptional and I won’t have to worry about party cohesion.
>>92630729>>92630843I feel like the SEAL team is stronger, because allister crowley or pope alexander don't have actual powers.
>>92630729>Sorry anon, no witnesses.
>>92630729SEALs will leave you behind.
>>92630449Unironically my 3 closest frineds
>>92630871I'd pick Werner Herzog too; he's pragmatic and worldly, but I also think he would be able to sense spiritual threats. Klaus though, idk I think you're really asking for it there, he's p much a real-life murderhobo rogue
>>92630492>Currently alive or including historical characters?>Do they show up empty handed or get to bring their own gear?This
>>92630455why? because hes an easily manipulated autist with main character syndrome who you can convince to do dangerous shit without realising what hes doing?
Mad Jack ChurchillEdward TeachErnst JüngerOtto SkozenyChesty Puller
>>92633047That's why Crowley has a machine gun and the Pope is the party financier. He can buy more machine guns and attract some zealots to act as redshirts and detect traps.
>>92630449Hulk HoganAndre the GiantDoink the ClownArnold SchwarzeneggerJeff
>>92635022Found the powergamer, lol.>Mad Jack, though. Badass choice.
>>92630449> David Fucking Blaine and Nicola Tesla will be our Wizards.> Frank Abagnale will be our Rogue> I want Ted Kaczynski as our Ranger.> I want Bruce Lee and Jean-Claude Van Damme as my front line.> Alan Watts will be our Zen Cleric.> Bard and Party Face will be Taylor Swift> The party's wealthy and eccentric financier and primary quest giver will be Elon Musk
>>92638219> I defy you to find a team stronger than mine.
>>92630449>Me>My dad (can fix cars and eat lizards)>That one cart collector at my walmart who's training to be a priest and legit knows kung fu and can punch really really hard>My buddy from high school who's like 6'5" and 300lbs and lives in the woods>My neighbor when I was twelve who could pick a car door without setting off the alarmAnd for number six uhh you know what you can come along OP. You're number six. What do you bring to the table?
>>92630449I would pick Hitler, Vlad Tepes and Arnold Schwarzenegger, but only old tired Arnie from present day
>>92630449I'd take the Red Baron, He can fly his biplane down the corridors of the dungeon & machinegun trolls
>>92638123Learn how to green text properly
>>92630449I'd take a really fat person who has to take a shit right now, that way they'll be extra motivated to solve the dungeon so we can leave and find a bathroom
>>92639544>I cast dimension poo>*Banishes
>>92638316>And for number six uhh you know what you can come along OP. You're number six. What do you bring to the table?I do not join other people's parties. Either I lead the party, or remain alone.
>>92639541Learn who your father is.
>>92630510>this, but Hiroyuki NishimuraWhat would happen to 4chan, then?
>>92649035Nothing
