These rambunctious ruffians demand all of your possessions. How do you proceed?
>>93237589theyre aussies, so i simply pull out my gun
>tell the party that we should just pay them and move on>they demand 6 (six) copper>immediately go into combat and lose two of our number
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>93237613Commonwealth, as lindy and todd is bri'ish.>>93237589Insult shad's reverse grip and he decapitates a random party member (of his) while swinging to correct it.
>>93237589I treat that as explicit consent to demonic possession, so let's start with those.
>>93237668>Commonwealth, as lindy and todd is bri'ish.essentially the same. i pull out my gun
>>93237589I give up my possessions. They seem mightily rambunctious and the Local Lord and his men will be able to get 40% of my stuff back (before tax) after dealing with these miscreants.
>>93237589Shoot the genetic criminal who joined a terrorist cult and remind the others that they're gentlemen of good standing while Lindy obviously is a ruffian and boor.
>>93237589They look really fierce! I promptly hand over my possessions and beg them to spare my pathetic life
>>93237589Cloudkill
>>93239535>fat>incel>"cool"nah m8
>>93237589ask them what game they play.
>>93237589Tell em that AI art is shit and watch them spaz out for a couple hours
>>93237589I smite infidel [the Mormon]
>>93237589Swing a long-chained short-handled flail at them while wearing a horned viking helmet and studded leather armor
>>93240965>incelCan someone explain me what incel means?Last time I checked it wasn't "married guy with two kids".
>>93237589Just let Shad and Easton kill each other over some political bs.
>>93242787Like most insults, it has simply devolved into "somebody I don't like". A more accurate insult for Shad would be cuck, and given the content of his tabletop game plagiarist.
>>93242787>Can someone explain me what incel means?I can't because it doesn't mean anything anymore.
>>93237589I walk away from this pack of literals.
>>93239535Fucking hell, you don’t often see this level of butt-puckering cringe in these threads
>>93237589Tell That Guy that one of their number holds disagreeable religious views and watch as That Guy breaks the party.
>>93237589>ran away>stop after 50 meters>watch them having heart attacks at different distances after running after meThe survivor get a chance to fight me naked.
>>93243173You get a crossbow bolt lodged to your back
>>93237589Left to right:>employ grossly anachronistic slang and make him implode>”oh man is it really you? I love the stormlight archive!” and watch his emotions wrestle in confusion>show him my features>fall asleep and die
>>93237589I have an irrational hatred of Shad and I pray to God everyday I get an opportunity to fence him just to absolutely maul him love an animal
>>93243715>1d6+4 damageOh no. Anyway
>>93237589Wasted opportunity to have Tod on the mobility scooter.
>>93243909>anon thinks he has more that 4 hit pointsNigger you're a commoner, start acting like it
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>93244451Get fucked, peasant.
>>93243119Kek. I was going to say "pay the bald one to backstab the others".
>>93237589>pull out nunchucks>Shad goes aggro and leeroy jenkins their battle line, preventing a clear crossbow shot>>93243732>”oh man is it really you? I love the stormlight archive!” and watch his emotions wrestle in confusionlmao.
>>93237589I act as if I can't see or hear them and go about my business. If any of them touch me, I act confused as if something invisible had touched me. No matter what they do, I keep doing this. My character is a fallen Solar, so nothing they do will cause lasting damage, while everything I do will fuck with their heads.
>>93237589I ask them if they have a loicense to wield these weapons in public. I'm feeling a little scared, and ask them to put them away.link related:https://www.warwickshire.police.uk/news/warwickshire/news/2024/july/anthony-bray-sentenced-to-four-months-for-possession-of-replica-master-sword/
>>93237589Pretty sure they all despise shad for being a nazi chud
>>93237589pull out benis and start playing with it while humming its a long way to tipperary and walking in a circle and staring at my boots if anyone physically touches me I head butt them in the face take their weapon and ram it up their ass
>>93247375>anon comes up against the most dangerous foe of all>libel laws
>>93247387The ruffians gain a new member
>>93247375They're not just all friends, they play D&D together, so... maybe? I know I've had GMs I've hated before.
>>93237589>Yeah, you guys can come over, but my mum says we have to let Lindy and Shad play.>It's OK, we can just ignore them most of the time.
>>93237589Quick draw and shoot the guy with the crossbow, then warn the others to drop their fucking swords and empty their pockets
>>93237589I give them away. Once they are gone, I cast Summon Greater Pakistani and send my minions to steal and scam my belongings back, plus a bonus paid in their daughters' virgin blood.
>>93237589>"what a good work, your sword is way more realistic than that other one">flee during the discussion
Point behind them and say "Look it's Reddit!" then just walk past them.
I five them all the cursed gear I have and thank them profusely, mentioning I had been trying for years to try and find someone who would want to take the cursed items as that was the only way I would be rid of them
Fuck I missed these party threads. I would pop open Wizardry 8 and make parties based on these group photos and use it as a difficulty handicap. Good times.
>>93247375just the faggot on the right
>>93247375>nazi chudHe's not a "nazi" just a religious conservative who hasn't kept up with the latest firmware updates. On the other hand (You) Will Never Be A Woman.
>>93244522>"No need to pay me my good man, the updoots on Redditt are payment enough."
