Are we still angry about elves?remember, it's not rape if it's an elf
>>93388214Two for one.
>>93388272Got the temple in clear version? Can trade mine, a bit outdated
>>93388554Got you
Always.
>>93388272>>93388857>Real elvesLol
Human women are built for dark elf men. I haven’t contributed to the bingo, have I?
>>93388272>>93388554>>93388857
>>93389296got another one
>>93389337Fuck.
I regularly choose to play Elves on games just because it makes dumbasses seethe.
>>93388554go back to /pol/
>>93389411>Not even playing elves because you enjoy themShameful
>>93388214The only character I've played for an actual, long campaign was an elf.I'm not angry about him, I'm angry about how DM just made the campaign be about a boring, lying ass NPC.
>>93389411>doing something purely out of spiteDwarf behavior.
>>93388214Elves are for:>holding hands>making babies>wives>consensual sex only>having elf babies with>dating>love>kissing>hugging>spooning>snuggling>smiles>waifus>massaging behind the ears>keeping secrets>best friends>friends>neighbors>petting>nibbling ears>positive comments>role models>fitness>a standard human women will never reach>starting a family with>proposing to>marriage>pregnant belly rubs>romance>honeymoons>introducing to your parents>stable relationships>not rape>comforting>worshiping elven gods with>dreams>happiness>not purging>not hating>not drugging>having their culture preserved and practiced>choosing wedding rings with>long romantic walks in the forest with >kicking pervy humans off their lands>treating with romantic dinners>taking nice relaxing hot springs baths with >talking their beautiful language>post-sex bedtalk and snuggling>top of the line educations>extended tropical vacations>killing lesser races with>montages of romantic activities in picturesque cities with a tacky soundtrack
The worst no-game post.
>>93389461Oh, I do enjoy them. But the nerdrage fuels me. Especially watching Orc players who seem to lose their shit the most about Elves being put down on a table.
>>93390239I don't really get how, since nerd rage just looks pathetic to watch in person, but suppose that's just me
Around elves? Watch yourselves!
>>93390253I just get a kick out of the people who get irrationally annoyed when someone fields Elves in a game.When I first started WHFB back at the tail end of 6th edition, I had a guy who got all butthurt that I played High Elves, would roll his eyes and say shit like "oh, so you're one of those players?" I picked them because I saw Swordmasters and went "those are the coolest models I've seen for this game, so I'm playing High Elves for that unit in particular."And again when I started Warmaster. Stuck with HE because they were my army for the, admittedly brief, time that I played WHFB. And I was met with eye rolls and "ugh, fucking Elves." So now I live for it.
>>93389681elves are for white collar jobs with salaries corresponding to the labor market and their individual qualifications and performances
Elves are for making toys
>>93388554>a bit outdated... 2017?
>>93392442Well, that doesn’t sound like seething so much as annoyance, but I think I better get why you do what you do. A bit of rankling the grogs every now and then is at least in good fun.
>>93388214practically speaking how difficult should it be for a PC to purify a dark elf maiden? Should it be easier or harder for a elf PC to do so?
>>93393687feet
Fascinating how the chronic masturbators are always ready to bump the anti-elf shitposting threads.
Elf-hater = coombrain.
>>93388214
>>93393849Elves should be wearing high heels
>>93393973No their women should always be barefoot
>>93393983>>93393973Get the best of both worlds with heeled strappy sandals.
>>93394123I will accept stirrups, but nothing more
>>93394123Heeled sandals are acceptable>>93393983Only slaves and savages go around barefoot, elves are sofisticated and highly agile and have no troubles wearing high heels
>>93388214Yes
>>93393895Based dark elf pdf poster
>>93393687>Should it be easier or harder for a elf PC to do so?need noldorfags take on this
I love elves
>>93388214yeah, about Netflix ones
>>93401441I am angry.ANGRY ABOUT BLACK ELVES[OK]I am angry.ANGRY ABOUT GIRLBOSS ELVES[OK]I am angry.ANGRY ABOUT GENDER-AMBIGUOUS ELVES[OK]
>>93401515none of this is new
>>93401043Deedlit is trash tho. Not as awful as the autists Frieren and Marcille at least.
>>93401566Deedlit's not terrible; she's just not the best.
>>93401979she's only not terrible because the competition is fucking awful.Pirotess is the best anime elf, but that's just because she's extremely hot. She's more of a decoration than a character
>>93401986Deedo is greatPiro is also greatRead their books. Play deedos game
>>93401979wifeotess
>>93406872Truly best elf.Arshes is a close second.
>>93411955Chocolate elves are good and precious
Where did noldy go?
