How would your party react to a farmer begging them for help? His king had all of the rat catchers in his kingdom hanged, which meant the profession is extinct. A rat crawled into the Farmer‘s daughter and is now controlling her to serve the interests of the rat race. She can‘t talk anymore, only squeak and is constantly crying. This is probably only the start of a long campaign to deal with the rats trying to take over. What would your party do?
>>93405216>A rat crawled into the Farmer‘s daughterWhat, like up her cunny?
>>93405216>A rat crawled into the Farmer‘s daughter... Where?
>>93405216Move to a kingdom that isn't ruled by a lunatic.
>>93405216Find out how the rat is controlling the daughter, accuse the king of being controlled by ratatoie the same way.
>>93405241>>93405250The farmer's daughter can only squeak in response to questions and starts crying, if you use the word hole.
>>93405216>>93405241>>93405250>>93405292A thread died for this.
>>93405292just fucking kill yourself.
>>93405342Yes, and it was worth it.
>>93405292You seem to have misunderstood the question.
>>93405342Why was it at the bottom of page 11?
>>93405216I start beating off immediately to the thought of the rat prying her cervix open and crawling into her uterus while she wails in pain and tries in vain to grab its greasy, fat body, then laying in a defeated heap as she feels it start to fuck her fallopian tube, rendered too insensate by pain to even protest.
>>93405216>somehow this is actually not the worst thread on /tg/Fuck it all. I guess we would begin investigating if the king is in cahoots with the rat race. Seems suspicious that he would suddenly execute all the rat catchers.
Why didn't it crawl under her hat and control her like Ratatouille's Monster?Also yes, I will always help the farmers. They feed the nation. God bless America and God bless her farmers.
>>93408769you are fucked up
>>93409043>Why didn't it crawl under her hat and control her like Ratatouille's Monster?Maybe she didn't have a hat?>>93408769>fuck her fallopian tubeI remember that doujin.
A 5e thread died for this.
>>93405216>>93405292Kill yourself, please
>>93405216>What would your party do?not playing in your magical realm, furfag
>>93405216Burn the farm and move on.
>>93405216>Bodyjacking rats?>Fucking homebrew monsters>Do we have any anti-MC>No?>Fuck, guess we need a MacGuffin first
>>93408789the whole court surely is. they don't call them Aristoc Rats for nothing
Stop bumping this fucking miscarriage of a thread.
>>93405216>Rats can pilot humanoidsThat sounds rad as fuck. We immediately ditch our characters and roll up rats along with their humanoids. We'll treat the captured NPCs like mechas; upgrading them as they gain levels and strapping random equipment to them as the party gains more resources. It'll be like Evangelion but less gay and way more cheesy.
