Why does one guy on this board lose his mind over others playing a game exactly?
>>93432669It's just the latest flavour of shitpost. Dude's been spamming threads along these lines daily.
>>93432669The guys who complain about tables dont even bother going to game stores, they look on google for the worst tables, come here, say Warhammer has fallen and gloat over a game they havent played in 10 years. I think the worst is they do nothing to make a killer narrative table, you barely see old marine models posted in /40kg/ or /wip/ its mostly primaris with one or two smug guys who brag they are painting older marines, I see PLENTY of reposts of the classic WD article deodorant landspeeder/garbage terrain but I barely see that in practice here. Its like grogs who like the idea of it existing still but they never do it themselves This board honestly needs to die already so I stop coming here its so depressing sad and angry
>>93432669Blood Angel players would still say this table has to much buildings still
>>93432687Accurate.>>93432698Far too accurate.
>>93432687kek
>>93432669i just don't see how one could possibly not consider the dogshit optics of running away from a thread to make a gay mspaint comic and then tattletale to the rest of the board by starting a brand new threadsimply from the vibes of this i know wholeheartedly that you are wrong
For the same reason a bunch of idiots lose their shit whenever someone tries to have some discussion that's not the usual bitching at something. Curiously enough they always make retarded demands like detailed explanations of campaigns or character sheets, but they never show up to demand someone bitching about anything to post models or rulebooks.They just get their dopamine by shitting up the place.>implying the ones making these threads are differentIrrelevant, once the thread is there you can get any discussion going, if you have something to actually say. Shitting up the thread is just useless at best.
>>93432698its just Warhammer grogs who never post their own SOUL tables. I personally think Infinity has the coolest terrain of any wargame. Warhammer shitposters especially here kill the entire discussion
>>93432750>>93432669>>93432676>>93432698mad GW fanboys/LGS owners who bought into the corpo slop mindset lmao the threads are MIND BREAKING YOU ALL
>>93432815Is accusing people of being LGS owners the new meta this week?
>>93432826Okay GWslop head I get it my threads mindbroke you lmao, im just simplay calling out how far the hobby of wargaming has fallen.
>>93432698>they look on google for the worst tablesWhat do best modern 40K tables look like?
/tg/ has declined
>>93432744Kill yourself retard
>>93432884brother you dont know the half of it
>>93432840Ok. Keep having fun m8.
>>93432915is that why the mods removed IP counters?
>>93432915Grim.
>>93432915What was the single spike in 2024?
>>93432992It was Female Custode Drama LMAO
>>93432669>One guyThe board had a violent, screaming, armsflailing megamelty over warmachine tournaments using flat terrain.
>>93432669>one guylol I see you havent been to the card game generalsor any dnd thread, it's not so much a wargamer thing as it is being sheltered, autistic, and anon. You dont have to support anything and can shit on anything you feel like because you are essentially speaking from the same authority as everyone else here and the jannies dont care to make it a hugbox unless you start using naughty words
>>93432669>>93432687Why do you hate fat people
me game lty
>>93433054>warhammer fags used to make fun of warmachine players for using boring, symmetrical terrain and giant ugly pieplates to mark objectivesHow far things have fallen
>>93433233>>93433054Wasnt Warmachine always light on terrain though?
If I ever meet a /tg/ anon in real life and hes trying to take a sneak peak of my games ill honestly call him a faggot there and make him shuffle away.
>>93433272>at lgs>see guys playing a game>come over just to get a look at the cool models and board>WTF why does it look like shit>while I'm wondering this a morbidly obese man(?) waddles over>I see he was playing with unpainted models>Before I even get a chance to speak he just starts screaming>I think he calls me a faggot through the many heavy breaths and high pitched, ear ringing screeches he is emitting>excuse myself I walk away as he is still screaming at the top of his lungs>store owner apologizes, says the whale is his cousin and he has to look after him>buy my Battlegroup: Stalingrad book and head home
>>93433335>Battlegroup Stalingrad oh historical chuds your so funny
>>93433344Don't worry buddy, goblins and space elves will lose their appeal as you mature.
>>93433362Im not an salty imperial guard faggot so no they wont id much rather play Infinity or Bushido whenever Warhammers hype dies.
>>93432669Is this some advanced zero-minute meta-shitpost I'm too out of the loop to understand?
Warhammer chuds have ruined tabletop gaming
Sigmar spammer, or bumpfag, who's worse
>>93433465seems like op recognised the posting style of some shitposter and immediately made this thread as a counter-shitpost
>>93433168They're fat, what other reason do you need?
>>93433362Nuh-uh, space elves & goblins are awesome and are going to stay awesome. I plan on running fantasy games in the retirement home.
>>93433259WarmaHordes is a primarily competitive game, and most of the warma games were played in that setting, and the setting normally has pre-made maps or scenarios with certain measured pieces that both players put down (sometimes your units also allow you to place terrain), for the sake of readability, ease of organization and avoiding fuckery ("oops my mini fell off this uneven hill! *moves it an inch closer* look I can do my charge now :)) most tournament organizers preferred to just print the flat terrain instead of making a bunch of terrain to fit those specifications.People used 3D terrain for LGS casual games still.Knowing this means that you actually play a competitive game, which means you are willing to improve, which means you are willing to admit you are bad at things. Which isn't something the average /tg/ user can do.
>>93433605Tabletop gaming is fine, warhammer players aren't tabletop hobbyists but are exclusively warhammer hobbyists.
>>93432669>one
>>93434274its like a handful of dudes the board is dead outside a select few who love to mess with the board
>>93432669Shut the fuck corporate whore.
>Newfags malding their slop games that cost 4 times as much as what I paid for a tenth of the soul are called outSorry you're living in the shadow of a fallen empire but you shouldn't enjoy eating shit, you just havent ever known chocolate. We used to make fun of the games you enjoy as being lazy.
>>93432915We're basically just back to where /tg/ was in mid-2008 before the election tourists and summerfags took over.
>>93432915>>93435230All of the right wingers and anti-SJW types have finally fucked off after they realized that this hobby doesn't want them. And honestly the board is way better for it. I can finally go to 40kg without people complaining about diverse models. /hhg/ is their last bastion.
>>93433168They lack basic impulse control.
>>93432669I don't usually post in GW threads but I've look at a few of them today and it doesn't seem like anyone is happy about the games they're playing. I can't help but think that they'd be happier playing something else.
>>93435308what else did the crack pipe tell you?
>>93435308Blackrock money doesn't want them. But you shilling their agenda won't get you any money. So fuck off.
>>93433168They will outlive me in the nuclear winter to come, on account of their fat reserves. Why do they get to live, while I must die?
>>93435546>derr derr Blackrock derr agenda derp.Fuck off nogames tard.
>>93435420>>93435546Cope, neanderthal.
>>93435230we are back to 2008 post numbers but not the vibes of 2008 all that is left is spite and anger
>>93432915this graph actually shows the decline in popularity of 40k and aos
>>93432915This graph has nothing to do with hobby popularity, it only shows that some /tg/ posters took the vaccine.
>>93436571Two more weeks.
>>9343577808 /tg/ was pretty goddamn spiteful.
>>93432915Why is this happening?
>>93437241I'm putting a lot of it down to that /tg/ hobbies are basically dominated by two absolute monsters of market domination in games workshop and hasbro/wizards of the coast. Between them you've got the vast majority of miniatures stuff 40k or otherwise, D&D, and magic the gathering. And those corporations have been going out of their way through various means to piss off basically everyone, no matter their alignment, through being absolute dogcunt the past few years in particular. Any earned good will they had was utterly pissed away and new things coming along from them have been a constant stream of legitimate disappointment and aggravation. I think this has bled over into the fanbases, leading to not just the occasional drama, but rather it's become just a constant general malaise, and people just don't want to be here any more. This shit is still popular elsewhere in other communities as /tg/ shit in general is doing mostly fine, just not here.
>>93433465I remember briefly peeking into a thread a week or two ago where someone posted some tournament tables that were honestly pretty sad since it was just white foam L walls and step pyramids on solid color tablecloths. There probably was someone saying that warhammer had fallen, but it wasn't that interesting a thread. The meme format hasn't improved it, tee bee haich.
>>93435568If there were any justice in the world everyone on this board would be dead long before.
>>93432669sounds...>>93432687about right
>>93432915Website?
>>93435765Based, redpilled and true.
>>934412974stats.io
>>93432669Why did one guy on this board get so assblasted about anothers opinion he needed to create a whole new thread about it instead of addressing it in the original thread?
>>93433272you mean peek?
>>93433362Don't worry buddy, you'll learn to use your imagination as you mature.
We could have it all
>>93433429>BushidoBased and Ki-pilled
>>93434255True. I have a good friend who even refuses to look at gw specialist games because apparently 40k is the high iq game. These people are beyond any hope and of course they’ll never be content with any non gw sponsored event they go to since it will invariably deviate in some slight way from the epic high intellect game of Warhammer 40,000
>>9344227840k is a full blown "T-Sport" (tabletop sport) now, it's firmly entrenched with that crowd and will never be the beer and pretzels rules sandbox it once was. So of course faggots like your friend play it.
>>93442292I sincerely think GW is trying to cater to MtG fags who love to stack combos and take over generous interpretations of rules. It also doesn’t help that GW cannot write good rules. The clearest example: fall back doesn’t specify that you move towards your deployment (as you would if you were getting your shit stomped in) so now it’s a legitimate tactic to fall back INTO another objective or some stupid shit. Morale means literally nothing in nu40k. And it’s because compulsory moves would make tournament trannies seethe to no end (they can’t abuse it)
>>93435568So, eat them?
>>93432687Lmao
>>93442305>move towards your deploymentI would argue that moving away from immidiate danger, or towards nearest piece of terrain that can provide some protection makes more sense
>>93442305Kill yourself
>>93442367Seethe
>>93442387You're a fat ugly fuck who will never wear a nice suit and tie.
>>93442360Yeah in my case the unit fell back literally 2 inches away from another squad and charged into them immediately after. All because >sloppa ability on unit says fall back and chargeLmao
>>93442367I bet you’re one of those “the rules don’t say I CAN’T do it” faggots kek
>>93433168A 4chan post could not fit all the reasons I hate fat ''''people''''. Instead I will ask, why don't you?
>>93432904eat shit dork
