Putting the rad in radical edition>Balance Dataslate:https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/06/20/warhammer-40000-metawatch-downloading-the-new-balance-dataslate/>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>Tithes Animationshttps://gofile.io/d/GpvGgmhttps://gofile.io/d/3oPbxI>Previous thread:>>93921484>Thread question:What are your impressions of Imperial Agents now that it's been a little while? Has your opinion changed over time or stayed the same?
Anybody know if SoB heads fit on Imperial Guard?
thats one zetsy lookin nigga in the op god damn.
what do i play if i'm a huge coomer
>>93926619Dark Eldar?
>>93926619Sisters of Battle converted into Slaanesh worshippers.
>>93926619black templars or tau.
>>93926603>POST MODEL POST MODEL>POST MODELPOST MODEL
>>93926639Oink-oink
>>93926592>should have been khornogorsPlay Blood Bowl ya git
well? I'm stuck on that survey
>>93926659you will collect ze skullz.
>>93926639I hope wips count, I'm working on another tson
Leontus who is nothing at all like Zapp Brannigan is gonna feature in a book.https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/09/18/leontus-lord-solar-the-thrilling-new-astra-militarum-novel/
>>93926686>who is nothing at all like Zapp Branniganof course he isn't gw doesn't know how to have fun anymore
>>93926686>who is nothing at all like Zapp Brannigan
>>93926670Imagine being turned to dust lmao
>>93926686more imperium books pogsurely theres nothing else worth talking about
>>93926703I wouldn't mind becoming a dust bin if I would look this fucking cool desu
>>93926686who the fuck is zapp buckinham
>>93926639Not mine but i fought tgis guys greyknights the other week
>>93926721the man who killed hitler and then the bigfoot
>>93926725-10vp.
>>93926686My issues with this upcoming novel.1-Orks are not that interesting as antagonists they are the most throwaway of factions.2-It's a standalone story set on a nowhere planet rather than part of the metastory. They should have written a novel about his current involvement with the Tyranids
>>93926686at least it's not mike brooks
>>93926686>Expect it to be about the Tyrannic War>It's not, he's fighting random Orks on a random planet>It's a "Imperial gets separated from larger force but miraculously beats the overwhelming odds because the plot says so" storyCiaphas Cain already fucking did this story, and he probably did it better.
>>93926735>>It's a "Imperial gets separated from larger force but miraculously beats the overwhelming odds because the plot says so" storyBL books really are just ad lib templates
>>93926686I hope he's not characterized as being very sympathetic or whatever. The idea of climbing to the very top of the Imperium's armed forces and not being a piece of shit just feels wrong.
>>93926639It's a lowly early WIP
>>93926686The powder baby blue and white gloves is never going to stop looking like shit
>>93926747You can already tell he's going ti be a heroic and inspiring fivure who cares deeply for each individual person in the Guard and despises the bureaucracy that works against him to make the Imperium a better place. Just like Vahl.
>>93926686people -unironically- read this slop?
>>93926747>>93926767he already had a litter characterization in the 10th rulesbook lore that he thinks the imperium is too heavy handed and shit but he does what he has to
>>93926774not peoplepaypigs
>>93926767>despises the bureaucracy that works against himSomehow it's funny that everyone from Guilliman and the High Lords down seems to think the Imperium sucks not because the leadership is incompetent or malicious, but because the middle management is just the worst.
>>93926775This is going to ve literally everyone who ever gets to main star a book, why the fuck would they take the risk of having a main character be an irredeemable asshole?
Another 5 terminators, and ten marines to oil wash before I finish of the eyes and plasma/weapon tidbits
>>93926774That's why lorefags are a fucking menace on these threads. Only the surface level lore/setting is interesting in 40k, everything deeper than that is absolute garbage
>>93926793This book is part of the 40K characters series meant to explore the main 40K characters (guys with models).Cypher, Lelith, and Huron got one. They all were presented as assholes.
>>93926796My executioner
>>93926807Those are also all villains?
>>93926686I'm still shocked by how they had the opportunity to introduce leontus as replacement of a lord solar that got assassinated by the norn emissary's first appearance in the fluff and instead they decided to have the norn emissary fail an assassination attempt on him with no info at all on the previous lord solar.
>>93926813Lelith and Cypher were described as anti-heroes on Warcom.>>93926815The two Norns killed a fuckton of people including a number of people and some Custodes. It was a hell of an impression,.
>>93926830a number of important people*
If I wanted to start a chaos space marine army, is the combat patrol good value? All I know is I like the basic chaos marines and terminators.
>>93926807>Cypher, Lelith, and Huron got one. They all were presented as assholes.>CypherCharacters whose entire point is to be an enigma that does mercenary does what he himself wants to do, you don't know what his end goal is. Is it for Chaos? For the Imperium? For himself? Who knows.>LelithLiterally a Dark Eldar, a race of people who are known for being most depraved fuckwits in the galaxy.>HuronLiterally a leading CHAOS lord of his own chaos marine warband the Red Corsairs.There's a good reason why all of these characters are portrayed the way they are.
>>93926830>WarcomIt says lot of shit.Doesn't mean it is correct.Especially on Lelith who is DEldar.
>>93926729>1-Orks are not that interesting as antagonists they are the most throwaway of factions.Purely on account of bad writing, they do have what it takes to be good antagonists if you out in some effort. Gorgutz is a fan favorite for a reason.
>>93926844You'll definitely be running legionnaires and cultists but MoP and possessed have fallen out of favour
>>93926830>It was a hell of an impression.it was a fucking missed opportunity, I tell you what.
hey what the actual fuck is that a new tau subclass/xeno variant?
What are your favourite blacks? I'm looking for colours that are just slightly off-black that respond well to a wash
>>93926909egyptians are pretty cool
>>93926906yeah I don't fucking know why would they make Vespids orange. They should be grayish blue as god intended.
>>93926909I like breaking in my abbadon, even if its quite a buck.
>>93926619Tau if you don't want to be obvious about it (but anons will KNOW)
How do primaris marines play? Are they shooty or melee? I fucking hate primaris but was thinking of a contrast army for my iron warriors which are set up for CC. Was thinking maybe BA
>>93926933Yeah Blood Angels are a notoriously shooting-focused army. They even get their own upgraded predator due to how shooty they are
>>93926933Its up to you based on what you bring, ypu can make space marines fit any tactical mold you wanna squeeze them into based on what you bring
>>93926942> can make space marines fit any tactical moldtacticals are firstborn you idiot.. god..
>>93926942Just be aware that whatever you do (other than DC or DWK spam) is going to be done better by literally any other army. So on an even skill level you’re gonna get bootfucked if the dice go against you even a little.
>>93926844It would be great. IF YOU WERE PLAYING 9TH EDITION hehehe
good morning 40k bros. reminder all that matters is space marines. please realize you are supporting welfare armies if you do not play space marines.
Does anyone actually like eldar? They look like gay redditbait and their fluff is shit, just them going "you fool, I forsaw this 500 years ago" but still getting rekt.
>Get up, Tharius!>My leg is gone, brother.
>>93926909In no particular order:>Ana Foxxx>Kandie Monaee>Anne Amari>Cecilia Lion>Daizy Cooper>Chanel Skye>Demi Sutra>Cassidy Banks>Honey Gold>Loni Legend>Harley Dean>Anya Ivy>Jada Fire>Jenna Foxx>Brittney White>Daya Knight>Amilian Kush>Evi Rei>Nyna Stax>Teanna Trump>Luna Corazon>Nia Nacci>Maserati>Ariana Aimes>Kendall Woods>Jezabel Vessir>Sarah Banks>Moriah Mills>Yara Skye>Lexi Rose>Tori Taylor>Julie Kay>Skin Diamond>Ada Vera>Bellah Dahl>Lavish Styles>Sarai Minx>Aaliyah Hadid>Misty Stone>Milu Blaze>Scarlit Scandal>Carmen Hayes>Osha Lovely
>>93926947Im not talking aboit them,
>>93926959You type like a redditor, cretin>Verification not required.
>>93926982Then why did you say their name, dummy?
>>93926906they have been forgettable and misbegotten, but they've been here since 2006
>>93926959I don't collect them, but I like them as a part of the universe and would like to play against them some time. I like their aesthetics.
>>93926909Not a big fan of them. If you're not careful they can get everywhere and mess up brighter colours. Takes a lot of effort to remove them and restore the old colour. I honestly prefer brown but not by much.
>>93926951Everyone says this but i still win often despite my list having 2 planes, the meta mindsetis so strong atm in the community that bringing anything unorthodox is actually an asset because people arent familiar with how to play againt it
>>93926961
>>93926988tactical as in the concept not the unit.
>>93926980Huge pop!!
>>93927006No shit retard
do i need to feel ashamed for laughing at picrelated hard?
>>93927015Yes
>>93927015yes
>>93927015Cringe
>>93927015It's like, a format from 2020 dude
Anyone else here been involved with warhammer in some fashion for most of their life?. I realised I've been following for like 22 years or something since I was 10 years old
>>93926815>Introduce leontus as replacement of a lord solar that got assassinated by the norn emissary's first appearanceWow that actually would have been really fucking kino adna g reat way to show how scary the Tyrnaids are now that their new assassin bug starts off killing a High Lord level rank (lord solars arent permenant high lords are they?)I can only assume this wasn't down to not dampen the deux ex machina of the Custodes coming to the rescue
>>93927015Replace the cringe eldar with a cool Ork and you've got yourself a quality and dank meme, guy.
>>93927028since 1993iam 43
>>93926686
>>93927028first saw it at a friends house in 2004, first started posting on /tg/ in 2010. Been here off and on since then. i miss the old /tg/ livestreams.
>>93927028Yeah. I still have my first army from back then (metal cadians)
>>93927034>with a cool Orki dont get it? is girlman homo for orkass?
>>93926906My favorite is the one with a flamer.
>>93926959>They look like gay redditbait and their fluff is shit, just them going "you fool, I forsaw this 500 years ago" but still getting rekt.I like Harlequins and they do that more than all the regular Eldar while still being the coolest dudes in 40k
>>93927028No i started this year (im 21)
As much as GW is shit the 40k universe is so awesome and fun. Plus the concept.of marines is just fucking awesome
>>93927032Even if one of the writers had thought of the idea, and they well might have, it'd get shot down in a draft because the Lord Solar Leontus model was scheduled for release alongside the 9th edition codex.
>>93927047His fist is entering its skull
40k is actually lame, its only in sending kids to the shadowrealm over a game of plastic toys does the ip shine.
How the HELL do I paint Termagaunts eyes without them looking like I just smashed two red stones inside their eye sockets.
>>93927028Yeah, I started almost 20 years ago when I was about 9 or 10. I've had many breaks from the hobby but I still kept up with major developments and read a book here and there. Dante was one of my first models. I've repainted this piece of pewter many times.
>>93927076I get that but is it hard for Lord Solar Leontus to be the guy in charge after the last lord solar is killed? Inhereting his horse, and him standing on ruins on his model is the moment he climbed onto the horse atop the rubble created in the explosions to kill the norn emissary. Like the model is THE moment he makes himself Lord solar. If I was 40k I'd have one of the arms of the last lord solar severed and still clinging to the reins of the horse
>>93927084Paint the socket black, paint a small dot in your chosen color within the black and finish it by making a tiny black dot within that color. Easy.
>>93927082Then fuck off and be a nigger faggot elsewhere
>>93927032>I can only assume this wasn't down to not dampen the deux ex machina of the Custodes coming to the rescueIf I have to guess, it was timing more than anything.They had arranged the release of lord solar leontus months before the release of 10th edition, so they would have had to either delay the release of the imperial guard models, spoil the arrival of the tyranids by mentioning the assassination of the previous lord solar, or don't mention how lord solar got into the role or when until further notice.Technically it was doable, especially if they did the latter, they could also have kept the golden boys' spotlight by having them stop a successive assassination on the brand new lord solar, but GW's release schedule is so packed and seemingly reshuffled at times that I think they have very little ways of coordinating shit unless it's some campaign books series like ark of omen.
>>93926959No. Eldar are a WAACfag army and anyone pretending otherwise is either coping or in denial. GW specifically tries to make them unlikeable so that you know to avoid Eldar players, bevauze they're not going to be fun to go against.
>>93927028yeah I've been involved in it one way or the other for like 20 years now. I first painted a mini when I was a young teen but my parents moved and I lost contact with the guys that got me into it so I stopped. Stayed a secondary for a while with dawn of war and some occasional lore reading. Painted a couple kits when I was in university, regressed back into a secondary and now that I have some spare income I got into it pretty seriously 2 years ago. I have not played a single game in my life, I only enjoy painting the minis[/spoiler[
>>93927015Bottom right ruins it, he should say she's heresy or something.
>>93926780You know that you can just pirate books?
>>93927125>GW's release schedule is so packed and seemingly reshuffled at times Makes a lot of sense to me. Its amazing just how good the recent fluff is considering those conditions
>>93926780I've not paid for a single BL book
>>93926806What do you like about it then?
Nice to hear everyone's stories on their journey. Dunno what it is but fuck me, the universe is just so addictive. I just hate primaris lore and the designs, just so hideous, it's forced me into chaos when they came out but I much prefer chaos than I ever did standard marines in that respect
>>93926796Where's the stripes?
>>93927200Hate stripes, and my gentlemen are more of a CC focused splinter of iron warriors
>>939270152010 era memes were peak comedy all this time...
Did they ever make Successor Chapters based on Horus’s gene-seed? Or did they burninate the entire gene-stock following the Heresy?
>Kill Team is becoming more popular than the base game simply because it's affordable and for $80 or $90, you get 2 squads, rule book, play set, etcHow much longer til GW decides to separate the whole thing?
>Rogue Trader introduces romanceable female Eldar and male Dark Eldar characters>Eldar popularity declines significantly>Dark Eldar popularity notably risesHmmm
>>93927363Dark Eldar are made for _______.
>>93927185Cool looking plastic toy soldiers that I can paint, ability to play tabletop with my friends, the setting and basic fluff. If your main reason for being into 40k is liking the subpar lore or those godawful BL books you're a tasteless faggot, sorry
>>93927366Lonely women, it seems.
>>93927371>tfw no drukhari bf to choke and mock meUgh...
>>93927089Got a picture of an older Dante paintjob?
>>93926603>What are your impressions of Imperial Agents now that it's been a little while? Has your opinion changed over time or stayed the same?As an inquisition lover/simp I am gravely dissapointed in it and my opinion has not changed at all. The Coteaz remake is my least favorite model this year, and no inquisitorial stormtroopers makes me gravely sad.>>93926639
>>93927366Being cool and awesome. They're the best army in the whole game.
>>93927371>Deldar Men and woman are very fit and hot>Sadistic and quick to violence>Obsessive>Able to defend an MC romance stand in from other men due to natural superiority>Gorgeous red hair women as mate competition>Deldar are into violent kinky sexThey have all the characteristics of love interests from womens smut books condensed
>>93927355KillTeam is already moving away and becoming disgusting rotating CCG format. Yes, regular 40k has the same symptoms, but not at the same pace.
>>93927366Beta strikesGoing fast and eating ass
>>93927101Thanks anon. I'll try. I have three Termagaunts who are now on a roid rage because I just painted their entire eyesockets red and now looking at them I really do not like it. I'll try to be extra accurate and do as you suggested.
i've bought a cheap 9th edition orks combat patrol, where can i go from here?
>>93927394>dark fae royalty from a secret world of intrigue>cursed immortal vampire with a need to consume mortal pains>charismatic pirate princes with a fearsome reputation>sword ladies battling it out for fame and attention and possibly a suitor that can guard them through pregnancyAre Dark Eldar the ultimate "I can fix her/him" romantasy enemies to lovers?
>>93927418Get more BoyzGet a regular warboss to lead themGet meganobz for the megaboss to leadGet a trukk
>>93927388Saw these cool stormtrooper conversions the other day. Believe the heads are from mad robot
Are any of the introductory sets worth it? If not what should I get first?
>>93926603TQ: never really play, but it's got me making a bunch of new models. Got so many conversion ideas my shopping list is getting expensive. Need to paint my retinue first.I want to get into inq28 but nobody plays it
>>93927371it's actually mostly faggots
>>93927424that makes sense, thank you
>>93927425Wish I had those when I did these. I'll check it out though.
>>93926639Those look great anon. Here is my latest model.
>>93927422fuck thats right I forgot about all that shit>Dark fae royalty that daily need to survive a court of intrigue and murder, are cursed immortal vampires and whose day job is to be a dark charismatic pirate prince>That guy just abducted the pretty but relatedtable young woman looking for adventure and change, and he is her sole source of protection from being tortured to death and he must feed off her pain and sexual energy to live himself.BL could make a fucking killing if they let some trashy pulpy romance authors pump out book series about them
>>93927428Do you want any of them?
>>93926670He is looking super fly.
>>93927436>I want to get into inq28 but nobody plays itI highly suggest the game Space Weirdos for your inq28 needs. I've got a few people at my lgs into it. Its cheap and theres a free warband builder online too.
>>93927386I dont, sorry. He's been caked in shining cold and dipped in ogryn flesh, painted in dark flesh and overbrushed with blood red, dipped in ultramarines blue and ice blue, primed black and drybrushed in boltgun metal followed by a series of test of the first range of citadel washes, painted with thicc craft paints and many more paintjobs beyond this. Poor Dante has been through a lot.
>>93926659you will eat ze biomass
>>93927473It's almost too easy a fit for like a Sarah J Maas novel. Like I'm pretty sure you could swap fae for Dark Eldar in some of them or the city for Commorragh and it would still work perfectly.
>>93926959>They look like gay redditbaitNo, that would be anything involving primarchs. Eldar are for people who like high mobility and the ability to have multiple paint schemes within a single army via aspect warriors, as well as anyone who religiously masturbates to Jes Goodwin's designs (including Jes)
>>93926639
>>93927495This, primarchs are 40k capeshitFuck eldarfags too though
Pontificate the aroma.
>>93927495Knife ear hands wrote this
>>93927478Something to try out painting, and can play out of the box. Seems like a franchise I would enjoy overall but I don’t want financially over commit to a faction I might not like the play style to. I’ve been deep in the lore for a while but was too cautious about getting into another tabletop hobby and Space Marine 2 tipped it over the edge.
>>93927483Perfectly accurate to his character. Very based.
>>93927499oooooo elden ring
>>93927506The Nine Divines have more in common with the Eldar pantheon than any imperial religion. Given Pelinal's reaction to the Ayleids' cruelties he would despise the Imperium. Big E is basically just Umaril the Unfeathered in space, even down to the same gaudy golden-everything fashion
>>93927480Thanks I'll check it out, is it good for narrative stuff? Here's my most recent retinue model too
Does this look okay for 1000 points? I had Celestine already and now want to start a 40k army around her. I think I have a grasp on their codex but no ideas on practicality. I wanted a lot of resurrection but I don't know if the units will even live long enough for the sisters and zephyim to be revived. And I don't understand the point of transports, it seems like you're charging them ahead just to be shot in the face isolated?
>>93927487>The MC girls magic powers from her books are just her being a psykerSo the drama of the book is that her >Dark fae royalty cursed immortal vampire pirate prince bfHas broken the first and most ironclad, of the very few laws of Commorragh of 'No psykers' just for her.A decision that would cost him literally everything, his kabal would be wiped out if they don't all turn on him first, and if hes caught hewouldnt even be killed but horribly tortured beyond our human imaginings.He could also get surgery to have literaly angel wings and carry her through the air ffs
>>93927529An older complete admech warband too
>>93927507Well I suppose if I were just getting into it, I would opt for the "WARHAMMER 40,000: PAINTS + TOOLS SET" (or the Age of Sigmar version, since the only difference is the set of paints) and a small kit of models that I like.>I don’t want financially over commit to a faction I might not like the play style toWell, which factions interest you initially?
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/09/18/eavy-metal-ivestorm-how-the-warhammer-painting-pros-tackled-kill-team-hivestorm/
>>93927550Man I just can not give a shit about loyalist humans.
>>93927550This isn't supposed to be the starter set for the new Killteam edition right?
admech is such a letdown man. being a lorelet and casual fan, i assumed admech/mars had all this insane tech and dangerous weapons, that they'd have really strong units with high armor, and be able to wield heavy weapons since they're all cyborgs with robot arms, highly specialized for specific tasks, but instead its just a bunch of steampunk losers in their dune-inspired aircraft. The mechs are ok, i can appreciate the russian cold war era robot man, and the kataphon destroyers or whatever they're called are neat, and cawl is such a cool model, i just wish the rest of their army wasn't so lame.
>>93926603Anyone here has Aria Arcana short story? Please I just want to read it.
So, who is going to post the new warhammer+ slop for us poorfags to watch?
>>93927525>thinking the nine divines were anything but a gayass concession by Alessia to make the empire multi ethnic>Umaril the unfeatherd more like big E than Lorkhan>Pelinal disgusted by human supremacy and unfortunate tyranny caused by a situation where everything in the galaxy wants to destroy humanity
>>93927568https://gofile.io/d/GpvGgm
>>93927566I'd suggest you take a look at 30k
>>93927575NTAthanks but thats the first episode, that anon is clearly asking for the 3rd episode of the Tithes
>>93927548I really enjoy the lore behind the Necrons the most. I’d also like a chapter of space marines for the aesthetic and as a backup team. I wouldn’t mind vanilla ultra marines but salamanders and grey knights seem really cool also. Thanks for the advice I’ll invest in a paint kit too
>>93927575thanks m8 but isnt episode 3 out already?
>>93927566The whole point of admech is that they don't know anything about tech, it's all just prayer and guessing based on tradition. I find it funny the tech faction hasn't invented anything for 10000 years, it fits well with the setting. Model wise check out the 30k stuff you might like that more
>>93927557Thats exactly what it is
>>93927586I personally want more John blanche style admech, I think the necromunda tech priest is the only one that captures the vibe perfectly
>>93927590That's fucking lame as shit, Tempestus Scions look like shit and then they just give them a dumb-ass upgrade sprue?
>>93927603I think this is the gold standard of Admech art, surpasses even blanche
>>93927603Everything tech priest related looks great already.It's the fuckin skitarii that look like shit, and as they are most of the range it's the fucking worst
>>93927622Awesome, why didn't they use this instead of the bubble robots
>>93927395>becoming disgusting rotating CCG formatQRD?
i'd collect admech but they're so expensive...
>>93927535>He could also get surgery to have literaly angel wings and carry her through the air ffsThis is such a common trope in women's smut these days too. Ladies are really, really into the guys with wings.
>>93927529Its not got great campaign rules. Though there are third party campaign rules for it. However its got really fun game mechanics that are simple but not too simple, and has solo play too. I like it more than planet28 or necromunda.
My local dealer has a box of Adeptus Mechanicus I want to use as first army. Are they too hard to begin playing with? I only ever played KT. I really like their theme.
>tfw on spectrum and want to settle on one army and spend money just on that and make it my identity and be know as "that army guy"
>>93927626Teams are getting out of tourney rotation every two years from now on. They'll get their rules legended and out of production (at least for KT, they may survive as 40k boxes).
>>93927657They're an investment of both time and money that can surpass any other faction. If you like the models then get them. Just expect to have to get a lot of them if you actually want to play.
>>93927556Heretic
>>93927667Be the admech nerdy guy
>>93927584You can get Necron Warriors for relatively cheap on eBay, and they're very newbie-friendly to paint.
why is 40k so against rape? Why are YOU against rape?
>>93927691Im not tho
>>93927691It doesn't get you bitches or their money.
>>93927691I dunno, its my second favorite tag behind impregnation
>>93927648Is there any trope in romantasy womens smut that isn't embodied by the dark eldar? The bar is so low any basic character arc would be seen as genius>Deldar archon trueborn heir is super grim and serious and has he gets to know the psyker mc girl he lightens up and becomes more cheerful>Gets Scourge surgery to fly her around and he often has to defend her from the predations of other deldar, male and female>all to the background of him feeding off her sexual energy and pain, she physically suffers for him, he politically suffers for her in his kabal politics>His own father and mother, his Kabal and all his friends reject him and everyone in the dark city wants him dead for bringing a psyker into the city>He's smiling and grinning through it all and his life is saved when he gets recruited by the Harlequins These books all have some combination of crown, thorns, court, silver, as the title so call it>In the Silver Court of the Dark Cityand then count your million
>>93927682..Isnt the combat patrol box not enough for normal play?
>>93927705That's a cool dude, dude.
>>93927705Very cool space mexican
>>93927723Hahahahahahahahahaha. Do not spend $170 for the shitty combat patrol game mode.
>>93927479For a dust guy
>>93927731newfag here but isn't combat patrol a good game mode for learning the basics?
>>93927747Its good for learning how to roll dice, the game mode is nothing like the actual game.
>>93927691Somebody on /aco/ went and made an entire ruleset for rape in KT. Maybe go ask them for help.
>>93926686Hard pass. I was already burned once by the Macharius series.
>>93927747It's better for you play 500pt games of 40k instead.And gradually work up from there.
>>93927754how many points would I need for normal non babygame actual game? And is there a way to count the point by myself?
>russian soldiers are putting seals of purity on their camobased or cringe?
>>93927768500 pts older eds is awesomeBuild small armies and you can get some friends to playEasier to manage, shorter games, plenty fun
Can I still use the old (metal) stormboyz in a battle? For reference they are probably about half the size of the current stormboyz, and given that the old kit never came with a nob I'll have to use at least one model from the newer kit with a klaw, which will look bizarre
>>93927790imperium is cringe and so are russians
>>93927608They're new sculpts
>>93927790Cringe. Purity seals clash with mosern uniforms too much. It's why you typically don't see many on Cadians.
>>93927674Wait hold up, you're telling me they're gonna stop selling specific kill teams for tournament shit? I thought the whole point of Kill Team was to make squads of each type of army or division or whatever in 40k that the base game doesn't have.
>>93927790cringe
>>93927830KT is now>We're going to sell a 40k unit which also works in our side game if you give them a schizo loadout
>>93927790Кpинж
What was that recent Dark Eldar female story about with Mike Brooks? Didn't he turn her into a lesbian or some shit?
>>93927790I read it was the actual churches selling these but aren't any sort of "relics for sale" considered blasphemy?
>>93927830Turns out KT wasn't as popular as people led you to believe, and the sets selling was people using them in mainline 40kSurprise!
>>93927841So they're gonna stop selling Kill Team boxes and force you to buy regular 40k Boxes to play the side game? Because if that's true, that is a complete Jewish move.
>>93927845It's a private shop selling them, they're just said to be consecrated by a priest. Whether they actually are or it was for 1 staged photo is up in the air, but I implore you to remember Belle Delphine Bath Water when in doubt
>>93927830>>93927841>>93927849I think the anon got it in reverse. They're essentially completely removing the 40k to KT compatability, while only keeping the KT to 40k compatability. The new KTs are also gonna be supported for 6 years as well, meaning that in all likelihood they get LEGENDS'd sometime after they are rotated out due to artificial life expectansy.As an example:>regular Plague Marines are forever removed from KT>things like Gellerpox stay, but will get rotated out>stuff like Fellgor Ravagers or Hearthkyn or w/e might get LEGENDS'd in larger 40k as well when they're out
>>93927790they're acting like orks
>>93927657>>93927723>>93927747Admech collector with 3500 points of models hereIs it the new combat patrol? Or the old one? The new one has pteraxii and serberys (dog-cavalry and winged jetpack dudes), the old one has a Dunecrawler (crab tank) and kataphrons (tank tread guys). Which one it is will change things a bit, as well what you're hoping to get out of the box. The old one is better for getting started with good variety of unit roles, with a tank, an infantry squad, a heavy infantry squad, and an engineer (not a great leader, but you'll want at least one and you can run him as a technoarchaeologist). Kataphrons are good right now, as is the Dunecrawler. You can't go wrong with the old combat patrol. The new one is notorious for having a shockingly low amount of points worth of models in it. Infantry, light cavalry, and the fliers don't add up to a well-rounded force, though they do get you a lot of mobility. THAT BEING SAID: If you're really interested in starting an Admech collection and are treating this box as simply an entry point and want to paint those models: the box contains models that you'll want some of eventually. Pteraxii are our only jump pack troops, and are a good tool for accomplishing sneaky objectives. Serberys are good for messing with the opponents movement around the board. And the Manipulus is one of our 2 big tech priests, you'll eventually want at least 1.In either case: combat patrol is a ok game mode for learning the core rules and getting used to the way movement works, the way attacks are resolved, etc. but the combat patrol boxes aren't well balanced against one another. The new admech box has no solution to fighting something like a tank, as it lacks any big guns to deal with them.The old one has its own issues. But both combat patrols come in under 500pts, and like >>93927768 said, you're better off playing 500pt games, so you could buy either and add add some other stuff to grow to that. Hope this was helpful.
>>93927575>>93927568Just watched it.They reused Ork assets from the Krieg vs Orks Kill Team trailer.Anyway, the moral of the episode is that the Imperium is retarded and wasteful. Good people, troops, and a whole world died for nothing.
>>93927917To be fair the old Killteam Trailer was way better than the new one
>>93927937So are guard officially the space marines of kill team? Two editions and they are the posterboys for both.
>>93927960yup, just like orcs for blood bowl
>>93926603>TQI still think there should have been squads of death cultists in the codex. My opinion on that hasn't changed.
>>93927802Beware: the new kit doesn't come with a klaw either, you'll have to find/make one anyway
>>93927917Were the Ork parts any good?
>>93927577>>93927586thank u frens, this definitely seems to be more the vibe i'd expect from them. I do kinda wish there was more cult mech guys, as these seem to be primarily robots but this is definitely much better then 40k. I guess jokes on me as I feel I have a grave misunderstanding of 40k. I feel like you almost have to treat 40k admech as a joke faction to really find any enjoyment. They're fools larping as technical people. Also what did they mean by the Scyllax Guardians these just look like necron units lmao
New episode boyshttps://gofile.io/d/T8ffnG
>>93927625Because fuck you, buy our slop piggy
>>93927917>Anyway, the moral of the episode is that the Imperium is retarded and wasteful.Good.
is there a good place for commissioning custom mini models
>>93928078It's dolphin porn
>>93928078Thanks anon!I miss WH- on the blue whatsapp.
>>93928106
>>93928078Rough day on the job.
>>93928078Now for the next OP to remember to put it in the next thread's OP.
>>93927829Lack of purity seals on IG is cringe.
>>93928130>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>93928012I'm aware, I've used 3rd party klaws for now and for a second nob (for another squad) I was planning on using a 3rd party model that comes with a power klaw, but it's quite big even in comparison to the current kit so sticking it on a 32 mm bsse or whatever they come with makes it overhang it by a lot
Damn, Space Marine 2 was some really cinematic Warhammering. But did they ever fucking allude to Marneus Calgar knowing Titus personally? Or is he just chums with every single Ultramarine?
>>93928193titus was a captain
>>93927722I resent that this is what my favourite army is being reduced to, but I also can't argue with you because you're right.However, this also shows that kabals are kinda gay and that covens are where it's at. Flagrant disregard for scientific ethics > chick flicks with spiky bits. Wych cults are pretty sweet too I guess. I still need to assemble and paint my box of wyches. I wonder if they're compatible with any of my leftover wrack bits.
>>93927790anything that comes from that shithole is automatically cringe
>>93928078Oh that's just a cruel ending man. Great episode.
>>93928078wow the most grimdark episode they ever did>the dudes aren't sent to deliver ammo to the front but to take it>some repentent commissar, ork action scenes and deaths later>they deliver like two baby ships of ammo to the munitorium>they say thanks and destroy the cargo because they dont have enough space>pic related those aren't buildings but giant towers of stacked containersbruh
>>93928015I enjoyed them but the Orks being matched by ordinary humans was strange
>>93928211Your fault for picking the gay faction that attracts all the gays and women (derogatory)
reminder; for a curry and hot chip combo she'll smack your cock around behind bugman's on a friday night
>>93928253Aw man yeah that's kinda lame. I'll probably give the gofile a watch when I have time just for that frame of the guardsman inside a power klaw. Seems humorous.
>>93928237All because someone at administratum probably made a typo. Yup. This is 40k.
Am I wrong to think this design looks weird? Doesn't this look like chaos trim or am I missing something?
>>93928267Before or after the curry and hot chips?
>>93927705where is that head from? nicely done base btw
>>93928078Pretty impressively fucking tiny cargo bay on those ships
>>93928287Depends how seductive you are.
>>93928078>barely a minute in>that huge frame at the desk>"Report""FUCKING LOL
>>93928282It's supposed to look like the trim you see on Knights and titans.Many of them have those spiky extensions in the trim that goes over the armor plate.But yes, it does look like chaos trim.In general, scions were a mistake. They were GW's attempt to primaris-fy guard, but it never worked.
>>93928266It's good for an army to have variety, but you're also right. A lot of fujoshi as well, but then again they fall in the women (derogatory) category as well.
>>93928304the trim is weird in general, even on the regular scions, but with the arrows, it looks downright chaos
Why are tempestus scions and kasrkin different things? I thought both were just like, guard special forces
Is there a paint the same colour as chaos black? I made the usual mistake of priming something, fixing the spots I missed with a matt black and now everything looks fucked. Didn't realise chaos black has a gloss finish
>>93928338Kasrkin are special forces unique to Cadian regiments Scions are special forces from the Schola Progenium that are sent to warzones to assist other imperial forces
>>93928338Kasrkin are Cadian specific special forces. Krieg have them too in the form of grenadiers. Scions are general all purpose special forces.
>>93928338Kasrkin are Cadian grenadiers, just better trained and equipped guardsmen. Stormtroopers are their own special regiment from which units are attached to to regiments for missions or battles. In Marine terms, Kasrkin are Sternguard while Scions are Deathwatch or Grey Knights.
>>93928338>Why are tempestus scions and kasrkin different things?Both are storm troopers.Kasrkin are Cadian storm troopers.Scions are storm troopers (generic).
>>93928291Thanks. The head is from the company heros box, just one of the unarmoured options in the box.
>>93928344You could try applying a coat of gloss varnish over the parts that you want to be black, or the whole model. I don't know of any specific black paints that are glossy, unfortunately.
Well, the terrain is all assembled. Now to spend the next three years painting it.
>titans are only like 50 meters tall!!!>pic relatedget fucked GW cunts, official licensed GW product that Imperator is as tall as the fucking mountain, another reason for GW to never fucking ever give concrete numbers
>>93928130> *record scratch*> Yup that's me.> I bet you are wondering how I got in this situation.
>>93928374>unofficial 3d printedpro GW general, kiddo
>>93928211Ah yes, the sub-faction inspired by "Frankenstein or, the Modern Prometheus" as well as appealing to fans of "REPO! The Genetic Opera," and features dozens of muscular shirtless leather daddies, is totally not gay and doesn't appeal to girls at all...
>>93928193> Why would a Captain be known to the Chapter Master, the only person in said Captains chain of command besides the fucking Emperor???
>>93928374Looks nice, anon. I'm looking forward to seeing it fully painted!
why does gw hate kitbashers so fucking much broswhen i buy a stargrave set i can LITERALLY do liek 100 differnet guys from 4 sprues cause they are so kitbash friendlyin warhammer i have to cut shit up to get a halfway devcent kitbashed mini
>>93928130>uh yeah this guardsman about to be remorselessly murdered by the ork is obviously the bad guy, chudster!
>>93928400Frankenstein wasn't gay. I don't know what a genetic opera is, but I will find out.And they're not leather daddies, they're grad students. Slave grad students. Slave surgical grad students. That's way cooler.
>>93928237Conceptually its fine its just GW being fucking morons about any sort of scale and undermining themselves from the outset.A PLANETS worth of tithe for ammunition is 5 small cargo ships? Whose capacity combined is less than a modern C17? A joke. I struggle to give a shit.and before some tardlet defends it as simply being a small part of the overall effort that would even justify the travel of a large warp travel capable Cruiser, the Sergeant in charge of the mission (lol) is clearly reporting the overall effort at the end.
>>93928414>why does gw hate kitbashers so fucking much brosI think it is the execs that hate kitbashers. Mostly because if the models are designed with anything modular in mind then it means that third party resin companies are going to produce third party model bits for conversion purposes and that offends the top brass at GW.
>LGS has warhammer night on a thursday night>has the space for 4 full boards, and 2 smaller boards for other stuff>but now the 40k night is over capacity and is struggling to try and get a game for everyone>no one else can sit down at a table to do anything else (e.g look at phone while waiting) because the table has been repurposed as a 40k board to fit more games in>everyone is ONLY playing 10th ed 40k>and its all 2000pts so needs the big boards>nobody wants to do 2v2s of 1000pts each player>nobody is really interested in playing any game BUT 40kwhats the solution here?i've suggested having the small boards be combat patrol only or for the small boards to be specialisy games only to drum up interest but countered with "oh but people want to come down and use their collection and shouldnt be forced to play a different game"
>>93927688something easier to play?
>>93928423GW and its writers are shit at scale.Always has been, always will be.Even Siege of Vraks has less losses when compared to WW2.
>>93928207>>93928401Okay yeah I may be retarded. But Titus really did a piss-poor job looking like a captain in the original Space Marine.
>>93928130GIWTWM for watching this
>>93928376If you assume the commissar standing on the foot is 1.8m tall, this would be 55m tall. Probably a little more, considering the perspective. Of course it's hard to say where you're suppose to measure, as even the Imperator has a few variants with different style structures on top. Is it suppose to be 55 to the top of the highest peak or just to the carapace without all the structures counted in?
>>93928439Make a board and invite you friends to play at home? Making a board isn't that hard, I have several.
>>93928461dont have the room but im asking more for a solution for the LGSI want to play a specialist game because 10th 40k fucking sucks
>>93928414>why does gw hate kitbashers so fucking much brosbut if you make your own thing, then it won't look like the marketable images they have on the boxes they sell. as a customer, your job is to market image to sell toys.
>>93928421Ah, yes. Shirtless, muscular slaves that wear tight leather pants, leather aprons, and black face covering headgear, are totally not leather daddies. Right....
>>93928460Perspective.
>>93928439If its at capacity its at capacity, I don't see how many people play other games fixes anything. Just go in later rather than sitting on your phone at the LGS?
>>93928473If you had two people asking for space for a smaller board I'm sure it would go better, it sounds like you just wanted to force people to play with you as it is.
>>93928488I'm really not seeing it, anon. Wracks are cool, not gay. Maybe you're gay and you're projecting.
>>93928473Don't you have a dinner table? You can get a textured gaming mat and a box of terrain and bobs your uncle, you got a decent board
>>93928488Mate, everything in 40k is straight compared to how gay Space Marines are. It's not worth pointing out every bit of man meat in the setting.
>>93927871Oh, so they're gonna have units made exclusively for Kill Team that base 40k has already but made specifically for KT? I guess that's not bad. Still hope they don't destroy the prices as it's the only affordable 40k thing they have.
>>93928503Ok anon, whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>93928521uh oh eldarfag melty
>>93926639Lil teleport beacon I painted the other day Simple but happy with it
>>93928078Isn't this the show that added female Custodes?
>>93928498by dividing larger boards into smaller boards, you get more smaller (i.e faster) games in and more boards to play on4 large boards and 2 small boardsthats 12 playersdivide one large board into 2 small boards, and 1 small board into 2 micro boards (i.e kill team, bloob bowl, underworlds etc) gives you 3 large boards, 2 small boards and 2 microboards for 14 playersas the smaller games are faster (e.g combat patrol 40k) it means anyone who is waiting still gets a game in for the night
I just bought some Support Weapons for my Eldar list
>>93928536Kataphon penis haha.
>>93928542but the issue is that theres no point in dividing up those boards because everybody wants to play 40keven combat patrol 40k is pushing it, I doubt people would be interested
Why are they the most underrated Chaos faction? Is it because:>Armor is just gray>Shoulder pads is only yellow and black>No horns, or spikes, or whatever
>>93928562>underratedunderrated implies they deserve more attention or praise (they don't)>no horns or spikesthey have those, you're looking at noncanon fanart
>>93928542Why stop there? Give everyone a 3x3" square where you can fit two minis and then they just roll off for combat and see who wins. They got a game so they must be happy with this arrangement
>>93928562I think they're pretty cool but I don't want a fully metallic-colored army.
>>93928550
>>93928586come on anon, the LGS cant fit the amount of players currently and needs a solution
>>93928621It needs a solution, or you do?
>>93928562Played by insufferable, allergic to fun faggots
>>93928376that's not a mountain, just a rocky outcrop.
>>93928452Wait but that makes some sense Vraks was mostly uninhabited and had a small population I think it was 8 million while the guard suffered 14 million casualties in the low end but I don't think the casualties would reach WW2 levels
>>93928562They're overrated if anything
How heavy are resin models this big
>>93928562Let them remain underrated. It ensures that only the cream of the crop play Iron Warriors.
My first army is going to be Chaos Knights and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>93928562Their few fans don't even understand them at all
>>93927484They don't look good anon, you can stop posting them.
>>93928703>only the cream of the crop play Iron Warriors.Mission failed, judging by the type of edgy loyalists in denial flocking to them.
>>93928706I can buy out all war dogs
>>93928562>Armor is just grayYeah, mainly metallic schemes are just boring
>>93928746Lmao, get exclude untermensch.
This thread needs more elves
>>93928767
>>93928439Wow that's so weird that your LGS is only open on Thursday. Guess I'm lucky with mine where I can go in on a day that's not so crowded and play 40k
>>93926959This but anybody playing anything other than Spacemarines, how the fuck are you going to be player 2 in every match. Play a different game if you don't like the main fucking characters of Warhammer literal npcs
>>93928632I knew we had a reputation for severe autism but we're allergic to fun too? I only picked IW because my buddy plays IF
>>93928763>another low quality HH editYou're not even trying to suggest I'm wrong, you're just angry at the truth not lining up with your delusions.
>>93928783You gay lol
>>93928767Have some speedpainted slop
>>93928751Okay well please don't do that I need those.
>>93928773God I wish
>>93928805Not slop those look nice
>>93928630it
>>93928524The bad part is that you can't use any of the 40k stuff in KT and you can fully expect what's usable in 40k from KT to be squatted pretty soon.
>>93928828Sounds like your store needs 2 warhammer nights or you just try to play on a not warhammer night depending on availability of space
>>93928439Do more than one 40k night?
>>93928834>can't use any 40k stuff in KTFalse>what's usable in 40k will get squattedAlso false
The un cloak effect I've seen some do for AL is fucking radAre there any actual chest and shoulders with the hydra scales or is it custom or 3rd part stuff?
>>93928423>Conceptually its fine its just GW being fucking morons about any sort of scale and undermining themselves from the outset.>A PLANETS worth of tithe for ammunition is 5 small cargo ships? Whose capacity combined is less than a modern C17? A joke. I struggle to give a shit.>and before some tardlet defends it as simply being a small part of the overall effort that would even justify the travel of a large warp travel capable Cruiser, the Sergeant in charge of the mission (lol) is clearly reporting the overall effort at the end.nigga that's the fucking joke, the munitorium forcing this much unnecessary effort because some pencil pusher demanded it, you might be autistic
>>93928852There are the HH minis and bits, but those won't be to scale with 40k primaris.And is there any actual lore to back up the "uncloak" effect that everyone loves to show? Last I looked into Alpha Legion, when they wanted to infiltrate they just wore the armour of the chapter/legion they were infiltrating.
>>93926639One of the Rusties I finished recently, I thought the pose I put him in was pretty cool.
>>93928869I'm not sure, I've only read a couple of AL books, they talk about uncloaking alot in shroud of night, but I assume that's just regular invis camoIt still rad as hell and a really cool idea, I don't know how lore accurate it is though
>>93928858You mean to tell me.... that 40k.... it's satirical? Sorry I just don't believe that because space marines are cool so the setting must be serious and I'm supposed to root for the imperium
>>93928852I was toying with an idea of Alpha Legion army (mixture of HH minis and regular chaos SM) using Ultramarines vehicles (you know - smurf vehicles are spewing AL marines, that kind of treachery). I already have Ultramarines army with a range of vehicles, so all I needed to do was paint some infantry. Went Black Legion in the end, but the idea is still at the back of my head.
>>93928906It'd be totally fine to just use HH Legionaries (way more bodies for your buck) as Alpha Legion in 40k.
do neurogaunts have a purpose yet
>>93928834neither of these statements are true you pathetic faggot
>>93928374Do yourself a favour and buy two tones of your choice of coloured rattlecans (dark grey, light grey, dark brown, light brown etc etc) and do a base spray with the dark and a zenithal spray of the lighter colour and a quick drybrush with a 3rd lighter colour and you are 95% there in a handful of days
>>93928945They spark joy.
>>93928852There are 0 armies painted like this. It's always just a single model.I doubt it'd look good on an entire force, either. It's not exactly something that works outside of one or two minis.
>>93928849>>93928959Oh really? Where are the DG in modern KT? Which 40k Mainline model reps them?What about tyranids?
>>93928746vgh the purity and loyalty of the noble venomcrawler
>>93926603Do they make space marine heads with the front plate removed? I'm looking for something like the sock the Grey Knights get but with the rest of the helmet still on his head.
>>93928984there are compendium armies for both of those, pathetic tourist
>>93929008>there are compendium armiesDid you miss Compendium being squatted, anon? What the fuck do you think I've been talking about the entire time?
>>93928926Well yeah, but I still wanted some chaos influence, hence the admixture of chaos space marines.
>>93929008Bro...
>>93929018>>93929025>squattednobody gives a fuck about tournamentsbut hey, at least (you) tried
>>93929027Anon the Compendium isn't getting updated rules for the new edition. It's not even a 'legends' thing. They're just no longer included at all.
>>93929027>nobody gives a fuck about tournamentsThey weren't squatted just for tournaments, they were squatted from the game period and the new ruleset, while somewhat compatible, also has other teams getting some bumps in numbers so doing the whole "may I pleaaaaasee use X or Y compendium team even if its not legal?" dance wouldn't even be enough.
anyone got The Purge novel in mobi format?
>>93928926I picked up some mark 6 to start AL, but I figure I should snag some regular CSM models, I like the non spiky/non imperium looking Marines thoughMight try to find some recasters of some of resin AL stuff so I don't need to pay 160$ for alpharius
>>93928900You're supposed to root for the eldar
do tau guns/drone guns get drilled barrels
>>93928767Best I can do is dark elves.
Progress, brothers.
>>93928889That looks fucking brilliant anon. Love the use of cork for the base. I've seen a few people do this, I might try it myself.
>>93929112>Be elves>Be so fucked up you create a fucking chaos GodNever trust knife ears
>>93928078I love it, it's a perfect representation of the Imperial bureocracy and how stupid it gets.
Please can harsh model reviewer-anon come back and give us some harsh but necessary critique? Assholes like you are the heroes who keep this place from becoming a reddit hugbox.
>>93928858>nigga that's the fucking jokeNo, it isn't. The point clearly went over your head. The CONCEPT is grimdark, GW's execution as usual is grimderp.If they had been as I said - a small part of a larger effort to actually drain soldier's ammunition on a horrific scale - it would be have been cool. As it stands we're meant to give a shit about the fate of what would only be a handful of soldiers. Wowee. What fucking stakes.
>>93929175the craftworlders had nothing to do with the pleasure cults, they were trying to escape them
>>93929229Seconded.
>>93929229It’s a fine line between being an ass and bordering accurate feedback. He straddled it like a champ.
>>93929229Have you tried /wip/?
>>93929238Imagine all the depraved and fucked up shit Craftelworlders do, like holding hands, or cuddling together under a warm blanket.
>>93929236It's not supposed to be cool retard, it's supposed to be a hilariously ridiculous imperial beuracracy.Doesn't look like you understand 40k.
>>93929252that's the reason the guy was based, too many people here think that being a shitposting asshole equals criticism
>>93929236Uh oh secondary meltie who thinks satirical beuracracy is supposed to be "cool"
>>93929260Sure but the people who actually need pointers don't go to wip. The real dogshit painters just post their stuff in their game general thread
>>93929260wip is too civil most of the time, that guy struck a nice balance between being harsh and actually constructive
>>93929272Is there official GW lore about a beuracracy existing
>>93929265>It's not supposed to be cool retard40k? Fuck yeah it is> it's supposed to be a hilariously ridiculous imperial beuracracy.Ridiculous imperial bureaucracy would still be a defining theme, had the ending not been the waste of 2 fucking crates worth of ammo. Who cares about that?Now, if they had done that but simply because they didn't have room, destroyed a significant number of them? Dooming an amount of guardsmen worth giving a shit about? Oh suddenly the stakes are worth caring about. The whole setting is about vast, incalculable waste and destruction. 2 crates though? oh my fucking globIf GW made Who Wants to be a Millionaire the grand prize would be a fucking fiver and we'd be expected to care.
I haven’t played the game since maybe 8th edition, and I have a ton of half built deathwatch from around that time. Stuff like kill team Cassius, vanguard vets, bikers, terminators, a rhino, razorback, land raider, drop pod, venerable dread, and like 4 of their veterans boxes.How tf do I make this work in 10th? Can I bring two different forces in one army to avoid the unit limitations with assigned allies? I just downloaded the rules to read through but it’s not looking good for a deathwatch army with SM units. Idk if it’s legends or whatever
>>93929287no he didn't, 90% of his critiques were HURR PAINT TOO THICK on paintjobs with properly thinned paints
>>93929297Wah wah wah I don't wanna hear it bitch
>>93929306Concession accepted
>>93929297>b-but why isn't it cool in the way I want it to be?
>>93929261Good heavens! Next you'll tall me those elf harlots go about with exposed ankles and uncovered hair.
>>93929324>A guardsmen has dropped one lasgun mag, think of the dire consequencesno I don't think I will
>>93929229I'm not him but I'll try to give some honest feedback on models next thread even if I'll have to bash some of them
Anyone here tried Imperium Bureaucracy Hero? The art isn't bad for a visual novel made by one guy but the porn looks bad. Anyone who can actually nut to it has my respect.
>>93929330Well, then you're missing the point of 40k and should take your faggot secondary ass somewhere else
I wanna get pegged by a sororitas
>>93929229NoAttention whore kill yourself
>>93929346Check out battle sisters
>>93929229his advice was dogshit I give his reviews 2/10
>>93929261>>93929329they have casual sex and throw parties and shit, they just can't let it get too excessive
>>93929340The point of 40k is caring about the consequences of insignificant events? Rather than how actually impactful events are treated like they're significant?Not sure about that one negro, seems like you're the one who's confused here.
>>93929364What? I just wanna read his reviews? I myself don't like attention.
>>93929366Is this claymation?
>>93929175>>Be elves>>Be so fucked up you create a fucking chaos GodHumanity created the other 3.Cabal was always right about humanity and humans.
>>93929229most of his "reviews" were barely different from shitposts, fuck off
>>93928237The entire episode was good except for that god awful ending.That's not grimdark, that's fucking grimderp. The imperium is slow, inefficient, corrupt, all you want to say, but outright retarded like this? No. That's just writer retardation and maybe imperial hate boner.Cut that stupid ending and the episode is a good tale of how brutal and unfair war is
it should be canon that orks fuck
>>93929411Wish granted. However they only fuck each other.
>>93929411Why?
>>93929396You think the Imperium isn't retarded? Are you dumb?
>>93929366>TFW a shitty porn visual novel becomes one of the top searches on google for your faction so you gotta release a shitty liscenced VR-game on steam by the same name to drown out the old results and keep face
>>93927257>iw player who doesnt like hazard stripesfucks wrong with you, thats like playing blood angels but not liking the colour red
well that was fun
>>93929441Wasn't as bad as I usually expect but I don't know why anyone would pay for it
>>93929420they would be scarier
>>93929411Why? That would take time away from fighting.
>>93929366This does not have pegging
>>93929411They are fungus that reproduce with spores
So I know that Deathwatch will occasionaly accept loyalist members of a Chapter that went renegade as blackshields, but what about marines from traitor legions? Like a freshly transformed Night Lord or Iron Warrior that saw what the Legion is doing, went "fuck that I'm out" and somehow escaped.
>>93928078hearing 40k characters use regular swear words is weird
>>93929496Clearly you havent unlocked that route yet
Can orkz even operate forges, factories, workshops or do they basically have what they can saw apart and bolt together?
>>93929501Sure there’s were probably a few of those after the heresy and WootB. But they’d be long dead by m41. Either purged in the scouring or getting killed by Xenos horrors.
>>93928562I really like the hazard stripes. I recently came in to possession of some old-school chaos space marines and I wanted to paint them in the colours of chaos undivided, but not as if they belonged to a specific chaos legion. I think I will incorporate hazard stripes, but not the metallic colour scheme.
Why are Space Marines so fucking cool?
>>93929539Warp travel is pretty fucky, I'm sure there's been a few cases of marines emerging only to find that 10,000 years have passed and their legion brothers are all massive dickheads.
>>93929556pic unrelated
>>93929536Mekshops are fairly common, though frequently the workers will take breaks to beat the hell out of each other's.
>>93929501If the guy in charge of accepting blackshields judges you worthy you go in, doesn't matter your origin.
>>93929501It was more common during the Heresy era.I could see some former traitor legion members becoming blackshields in modern Deathwatch out of shame for themselves seeing what their chapters/legions have become.But they must be very "fresh" traitor marines, ie. no mutations or chaos blessings and whatever.And even after it I'd imagine they would be heavily monitored by the Deathwatch chaplains and librarians for any signs of corruption or relapses to traitorous behaviour.
>>93929557>>93929539I'm talking about newly transformed recruits rather than veterans of the long war.
>>93929556Nothing beats super strong and big dude with big guns/weapons as a trope.It's simple, good and easy to understand.
>>93929575If they're truly repentant they'll get the emperors mercy
>>93929575If they’re a new recruit they already know the deal. You don’t get secretly turned into a chaos marine. You gotta earn that shit, often by killing everyone ahead of you.
>>93929501They'd never be accepted, just killed on sight. Anyone even somewhat related to the traitor legions gets wiped out.
Is the reason Kult of Speed has a bad WINRATE because of Bring it Down? It seems having numerous 80 point vehicles would make that mission an automatic 20vp for the opponent.
>>93929556Big dudes in cool armor killing shit is coolIl never understand the amount of people that think 40k would be better without space marines
>>93929595Christ why did it capitalize winrateFuck phoneposting
>>93929600Yeah, eldarfags are weird.
>>93929556they're cool when they're the super limited one million super soldiers they're supposed to be. They're not cool when they show up in every single fucking depiction of the setting
>>93929501Istvan pretty much purged anyone with even the slightest loyal predilections so there arent any "Loyalist" traitor legionnaires anymore. The ones that did break from the fold did so 10k years ago and joined the proto-deathwatch/grey knights. All dead now. The legionnaires in the 41st millennium are so corrupt straight from induction that they'd never go to the Imperium as they're drawn from Chaos held worlds and indoctrinated, or straight up grown in a vat all hopped up on their indoctrination by Fabulous Bill.
Peak 40k is space marines cleaving through an ocean of green skins or bugs
We should get chaos apothecaries besides Bile. Heck, a Consortium army would be kinda cool.
I don't really have any interest in playing tabletop, aside from the gigantic amount of work it seems to be and the tremendous amount of money it costs I already have my wallet crippled by playing/collecting Magic cards, but I have had a long interest in collecting some of the nicer looking models to just paint and display.How long does it take to actually get good at assembling/painting? I imagine if i do get something I want like pic related I'm going to completely botch painting in many times over and having to throw it into a bucket of paint stripper repeatedly.
>>93929366I desire to know more, please help
>>93928344Just lightly spray again with chaos black to tie it all back together
>>93929496remider they all get brutally beheaded at the end
>>93929712You can download it from f95zone, it's not difficult.
>>93929692The unsung have an apothecary who was a major asset in their mission
>>93929737I discovered it. I am very happy now.
>>93929747D I S G U S T I N G
>>93929726Thats the best part tho, I love ryona
>right before the Fall of Cadia>High Lords realize the Imperium is screwed unless they can find some new ace in the hole>don't talk about raising new armies, founding new marine chapters, rescinding the Decree Passive, etc.>only idea being floated is letting Custodes leave Terra>everyone agrees the military usefulness of doing this would be next to nil>only reason they're discussing it is because a few of them think it would be a morale boost for non-Custodes if some Custodes popped in to say hiOn the one hand I don't like that the High Lords are shown trying to seriously address the real issues as only they can. On the other hand I like that they spend all their time debating non-solutions they themselves don't even believe in but will make for good photo ops. But on the other other hand, I don't like that the narrative still insists that they are competent and not goofy.But bearing in mind that Guilliman raised six billion crusade fleets, give or take, within fifteen minutes of setting foot on Terra, their whole debate seems even stupider since evidently they had fuckloads of resources left to tap.
>>93929800That's guro, not ryona.
>>93929683Peak 40k is when marinefags get wogs and women
>>93929818Ah right, ryona comes first then guro. I like both anyway
>>93929683Peak 40k is when I spike rolls and my dumb guys kill your guys when they're not supposed to
>>93929810The High Lords are completely and utterly useless and thats been a long running aspect of the lore for ages. Its just an incompetent run of bureaucrats so detached from the issues at large that they dont do anything of worth. They're also completely isolated from reality.
>>93929863>Its just an incompetent run of bureaucrats so detached from the issues at large that they dont do anything of worth. They're also completely isolated from reality.Ouch, right in the satire
>>93926639Only been painting since January, I love chaos trim : )
>>93929877>I love chaos trim : )Blink if you need help (I won't care)
>>93929877looking good.If you wanted to push things a bit you could make the plasma a bit brighter
>>93929863>Its just an incompetent run of bureaucratsYou wish. Most of the current slate of high lords are pragmatic and highly competent big-picture thinkers who are making every effort to do what's best for the Imperium.
>>93929863Exactly.As contentius TTS was I really think how Alfa portrayed the Highlords was pretty accurate and how they act, minus the comedy.Just bunch really old dudes around a table who have zero fucking idea what's actually happening at large within the Imperium, while they themselves are busy bickering with one another over pointless shit.
>>93929903Yeah thanks to Robert and the fact that Terra is actually under a significant, demonstrable threat.
>>93928767How about Eldar and their best friends?
So what the fuck is happening? I tock a break from 40k over the summer and GW apparently stopped supporting it until next year? There's still a shitload of codices that aren't out yet. What the fucknis happening?
>>93929932Funny thing is that in Wolftime Bobby himself puts together a coverup to conceal a potential ork threat to Terra because everyone understands that the lords would pull forces back from crusade to shield their own asses back home.
>>93929971Yeah they actually stopped everyone playing games and turned off the app for 3 months. Its crazy.
>>93929971Small indie company has to focus on its other product lines please understand.
>>93929971>There's still a shitload of codices that aren't out yet.Yes.Last codex we'll get this year will be the Blood Angels one and that's about it, alongside their models>What the fucknis happening?At GW?No one fucking knows at this point.Could be something as mundane as them just taking a break from 40k to focus on other shit.Or could be they have some major problems at the company for whatever reason.Whatever the reason truely is, no one knows besides GW themselves.
>>93929288Constantly. Every image of anyone important in a non-combat situation is full of dozens of attendants with autoquills.
>>9392997140k sells well without new releases all the time so they're focusing on their other games as well as getting a 40k media franchise off the ground. Expect marvelfags to eat it up once amazon is done with it.
>>93929971>What the fucknis happening?The Old World launched, Age of Sigmar and Kill Team got new editions, 40k is taking a backseat.
>>93929984Hey, I'm all for giving 40k a break, mabye even for a year or two, but release all the codices first if you decide to do a reset at the start of the edition. I
>>93929692DG have one. WE should get one. I wouldn't be surprised if EC have one when they inevitably get added.
>>93929692>We should get chaos apothecaries besides Bile.Not really.CSM literally have no use for them mostly.There's one story with a CSM apothecary that was going around on the battlefield gathering geneseed from the dead and not so dead CSM.When he pulls out of the progenoid glands the fucking thing just mutates jaws and teeth and jumps at the apothecary, with him just pulling out his pistol and shooting it dead.After which he grumbles on about how the geneseed of the traitor legions is deteriorating and becoming unusable due to all of the Warp corruption and other mutations they all suffer from.This is the reason why CSM are always raiding loyalist marine geneseed stores and the like.Original CSM, like WE, DG, EC, etc. are a dying breed and are going extinct.Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if GW revealed that one of the traitor legions was extinct. But I know it wont happen because that'd just piss of the fans of the said legion.
>>93929229its not good for the thread. we had a guy like that in aosg a few years ago and he legit caused people to stop posting models for months because nobody wanted to be subjected to a combination of harsh critique and insults every time they posted an orc or a knight. feedback isnt bad, but these "review anons" are fucking toxic
>>93929900I've only just started working on including lighting/shading that's not agrax earthshade or the refreshing nuln oil. I agree its probably the weakest point of the model, but I'm still working out how to making it stand out/brighter that doesnt include watching a YT video explaining it step by step. I want to figure it out for myself and make my own style instead of mimicking someone elses. Here's one I finished a few days ago playing with lighting and shadow using glazes.
>>93929708>wallet crippled by playing/collecting Magic cardsi thank god every day for sending that flood. water damage shattered the illusion of value around those cheap paper cards, im so glad i got out of mtg. you can water damage a mini and just wash it off if it was well varnished or strip it and start over with fresh paint at worst.
>>93930083Yeah we should. Biles consortium is full of cool apothecaries that do other things than harvest geneseed. They act more like dr frankenstien than sm apothrcaries tho, making flesh monsters and such.
>>93929708If you have two hands, at least one eye, attention to detail and a little fine motor control, you can cram out passable models on your first couple paintjobs using the right tools & techniques
>>93929595That's part of it. Also speed freek models hit like a wet noodle and die easy. And pariah nexus means having assault doesn't let you perform actions. And the huge base sizes means you can't hide, and you're getting in your own way. And there's not good synergy with the army rule. I could go on
>>93930148>Yeah we should.No.
>>93930175Yes.
what's a good price for the Leviathan box assuming you manage to find one in the wild?
>>93930083I never understood the "I have no imagination, so this thing shouldn't happen" argument.
>>939283761km, some autist did the math
>>93930217>muh imaginationIf that's your argument for a dumb, useless idea, then you really are scraping the bottom of the barrel to support the said dumb and useless idea.
>>93930295>1km tall ImperatorHonestly good, it's how big they should be.Makes them feel like proper irreplacable relics that cannot be recreated.
>>93930298It's not an argument; I'm just insulting you for thinking that the purpose of an apothecary can only ever be recovering gene-seed from allied marines.
>>93930083The original legions just get vat grown shit from Bill or outright use stolen geneseed a la Honsou being from Imperial Fist geneseed. The Legions care very little about purity of geneseed expression since they're all further changed by their respective worship or culture. Word Bearers will take literally anything or grow simulacra gene seed with warp fuckery. Some legions dont even have gene seed in some of their legionaries and use other methods (warpcraft, super chems) to enhance their aspirants growth.
>>93926639finished the first set of arms for my deathwatch kill team
>>93928237Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't a commissar a higher rank than a sergeant?
>>93930368commisars are officers outside normal chain of command
What color helmet does a White Scars veteran wear?
>>93930415Red
>>93930415Anon wikis do exist
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>>93930419>>93930422>>93930443Surprised that it's just red, and also surprised that the warhammer youtube tutorial was flat-out wrong.
>Schwoom!
>>93930319I spy a green painted fuzz
>>93928968Explain zenithal, as you would to a child
>>93930415Whichever color you want anon
>>93929560How about this?
If I'm painting Marines with primarily black armor with silver trim and blue capes/robes, what's a good color for helmets and pauldrons?Please help, I'm tired and borderline retarded.
>>93930488take picture of model and see where light lands on modelspray lighter color at same angle so it lands and creates shadows
>>93926603My first ever model anons, still need to paint the other leg and base him but I feel like he’s pretty shitty compared to everyone else’s models I see, I need another coat of flesh and highlights too but man.. painting is hard bros, where can I go to try and get better?
>>93930510comparison is the thief of joyvery clean for a first model other than a slight texture from your primer showing through
>>93930501Goooooold
Between the old rhino and the 30k Deimos rhino which one is better as a model (assembly, painting, details, customisation)?
>>93930510He looks good so far, taking pictures makes minis look shittier, its just the way of the world.Only thing other than practice is to try and get your primer right, its gone grainy here
>>93930501blue for basic marinessilver for sergeants/veterans?
>>93930501Bright orange
So now that there is a ANIMATED female custode, we have no leg to stand on right? The next jump GW will make is female space marines. Am I tin foil hat tier or is my assumption correct?
>>93930547Blow it out your ass
>>93930519Felt too gaudy.>>93930530Would the blue there clash with the cloth? Going to be running 1st Company Task Force so it'll have a few vets running around.>>93930534Has potential.
>>93930508ah. of course, *that* zenithal. gotcha.I also need to watch a dozen tutorials on how to make convincing rubble.
>>93930549I was under impression that we all hated women in 40k? Guess not. In all seriousness, I feel like GW really fucked up and has been fucking up lore wise in regards to women. Just let them have Sisters of Battle and Sisters of Silence or whatever. I don't see the issue. Or fuck it, make a whole different faction if nuns with guns is cringe and silent women who can't talk is cringe.
Why are they called white scars when their scars are red?
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Been awhile since I painted anything. Going to get back into it soon. I painted this guy a long time ago but I basically forgot the "recipe" for the colors and not sure if I can finish the squad. FUCK!
>>93930534don't forget the teal
>>93930510Very clean for a first model anon. You keep within the lines pretty well. Once you feel a bit more confident try to apply shade to the recesses and layer on two highlights on all colours. Finish it with a nice matte varnish. Don't fall for the dipwash and drybrush memes, just work on the fundamentals.
>>93930573They are the "White Scars" because they practice ritual scarification to cover themselves in white scars. The red lightning bolt patterns on their gear are not symbolic of scars and is not what they are named for.
>>93930601>>93930524>>93930514Thank you anons! I loo forward to learning more
>>93930510Great job. The only way to get better at painting is to, well, paint.
>>93930486haha it was just a beard hair that fell on the model, not painted on luckily.
>>93930319what chapters you putting in it? should add a raptor or raven guard
>>93926619Dark Eldar for sure, there is a company making naked slave models you can attach to the ships
>>93926747They should paint him like General Who's Name I've Forgotten from Battletech who was Stefan Amaris's right hand man. Competent at his job and regarded by a good dude by everyone who interacted with him, but too weak or narrow minded to imagine a world where he wasn't serving House Amaris so like a Nazi hardliner in the last days of WW2 he stuck by his post and did his job even when his boss hired a mercenary company called the Greenhaven Gestapo and let them run wild with an NBC arsenal.
>tithes ep3I'm sorry, but is that the first time the word "fuck" was used in any official 40k material? they said 'fuck' at least 4/5 times