I CAST POWER WORD: CUM
On more practical terms, it also makes excellent paint shaker.
>>93926681Shadowrun
>>93928153Does Shadowrun have a magic wand vibrator as an item?
>>93928366You can use a wand vibrator as a magical foci if you so please. You can also use the laid out system for putting together a magical tradition to make your entire magical style based on such things.
>>93926681POWER WORD: SLIGHTLY TO TIGHT UNDERWEAR SO YOU AREN'T REALLY COMFORTABLE ALL DAY BUT IT'S NOT OBNOXIOUSLY SO BUT STILL IT'S LIKE YOU NEVER REALLY GET COMFORTABLE
>>93928153>Orgasm affects a single target, Orgy is area effect.lol that cracks me up
>>93928153The very last mage I ever played in Shadowrun was a witch who only had cosmetic spells, Orgasm, and Stun, and who used to work at a high end all-inclusive relaxation center before some elf mafia bigwig got iced in the spa. There were a lot of pretty useless cosmetic spells, but all together they made for a good social infiltrator type build.
>>93926681Which allows me to cast this spell.
>>93928723>Power Word: Trying to discuss a blue object but everyone seems to think its some shade of grey or green slightly different than how anyone else describes it.
>>93926681I CAST POWER WORD: PROCRASTINATE!
>>93934067Need an image for this spell
Should I buy a wand for my gf?
>>93926791Hey Uncle, can my friend and I borrow your paint shaker?
>>93926681These honestly make a perfect paint mixer for citadel Paints
>>93934504Yeah. I’m a cis dude and I love my wand. You can use it on yourself too- especially if you get a dick stroker attachment for it. I guarantee she’ll love you for getting a wand tho, and she’ll love you more if you use it during sex.
>>93934490I'll get it later.
>>93934504Yes, you unironically should. Just make sure it's legit and not a knock-off.
>>93941620You mean legit made in Japan magic wand?
What condition would you even tie orgasms to in 3e? Daze?>>93941844NTA but basically everything that's not the old fucking brand has notoriously weak vibration.>You mean legit made in Japan magic wand?My hitachi magic wand is made in china and distributed outside of japan by a canadian company (owned by a japanese immigrant, mind you). I don't know if they were ever made-in-japan. It's a japanese design and a japanese company, though.Be aware that the rechargeable has an oldschool battery and you actually have to take it off the charger when it's full.
>>93926681CUNTCRUSHER
>>93942017which end goes where?
>>93928711>You can also use the laid out system for putting together a magical tradition to make your entire magical style based on such things.So you're saying I can play as a Fate-style magician in Shadowrun and it'd be completely rules legal?
>>93942118I'm pretty sure cum-powered waifu spirits are the default. Either that, or every mage player I've met has just been weird. Dunno. I've only ever played street sam.
Power Word: Orgasm was an actual spell in the 3.x 3rd party book Nymphology: Book of Blue Magic.
>>93942118Yes, you can. You can even theme your spirits however you want, the only requirement is that it be how your mage actually believes that magic is supposed to work for him.
>>93941620>>93941620A doxy is supposed to be more powerful than the name brand magic wand. I may be wrong though.
>>93943701I've heard there was another newer brand that people also recommend but I can neither confirm or deny which brand that was
>>93926681These things are great. They can handle even those clumped up turbodork paints that even a professional vortex mixer can deal with
why do my on topic rpg posts get deleted but this stays
>>93944907/tg/ is dead snd now a social club for theater kids and failed normies
93926681This thread sucks
I didn’t expect my thread to still be up I was just shitposting
>>93941844Yeah, Hitachi took their name off of it because of the association with their brand but the legit "Hitachis" are made by a company called Vibratex.
>>93935123>cis dudeYeah, you're gay.
>>93941953Just get the hand cranked version
>>93948898And here's a little peek into how it workshttps://youtu.be/rAltCPfC39Q?si=1GVdxrV1rDOCVPJu&t=1857
>>93951827How can non-full casters even compete?
>>93934547You just know
>>93926681Aha! I counter with Caspians Cumtainer!
>>93928723I cast Bigby's Grasping Wedgie
>>93951926I don't know, even Bards know the Brown Note spell.
>>93952184Now that I think about it, what's the more accomplished sex god power move, making someone cum or making them involuntarily piss and shit themselves?
>>93952216For good sex gods, making men cum and making women cum and involuntarily piss themselves. For evil sex gods, making everyone involuntarily shit and piss themselves while experiencing sexuak bliss.
>>93952216If you haven't made them piss and shit themselves, was really god power sex?
>>93952255>making women cum and involuntarily piss themselvesThere's this hentai game where you can do that. You can even make them cum, squirt and piss at the same time. It's pretty based.
>>93952428I didn't want to find this hot but I do. Damn.
>>93942032you use the claw to rip the clit off
>>93926681My first tabletop experience was playing Mutants & Masterminds, and the GM made us roll for our powers. Mostly everyone got normal stuff like super strength or the ability to turn into animals. My friend however got the ability to cause people to feel pleasure just by pointing his open palm at them.At first it was almost useless. It would only distract people. So if a bad guy were pointing a gun at you, they would just get a penalty to aiming and a curious expression on their face. "Woah, what the fuck was that?"But gradually it became more powerful. He would make you stunned for a single round because, well you were about to cum yourself. He also got to the point where he could wave his hand to a whole crowd of folks and make them all get "The Tingles".At higher power levels it was entertaining to see him use it on various people, like women and super heroines. The character was very popular with NPCs. If he focused all of his power on it, he could basically take one person out of the fight and cause them permanent mental damage because he would keep you in a state of constant orgasm.The thing that was scary was that the campaign ended before we got really powerful. The GM was describing his "Endgame power level" as being so strong that he would cause the muscles on your pelvic floor to rip and cause permanent damage, and his capabilities becoming so great that he could essentially mind-break anyone on the planet simply by casting his hand in their direction.
>>93954301i think that only works if you're dealing with a robot girl
>>93926681makes sense
in Morrison's wonder woman amazons on themiscyra have orgasm ray guns
>>93926681>tfw i associate these more with femboys than with actual females nowMaybe I do need Jesus.
>>93952428you aren't going to share the name with the rest of the class?
>>93954317Jesus fuck that’s horrific
>>93957871I'm sure there are many but I was specifically thinking of Honey Select, Honey Select 2 and or Room Girl. They're all the same game pretty much.
>>93957763By associate you mean use?
>>93934547yeah but look at the hair game on these chads
>>93926681Aye. Laugh now, witch. That wand'll run out soon enough. And I'll STILL be swingin' m' stubby sh'leigh! THEN WHO'LL BE A-LAUGHIN'?!
>>93965552Actual Thads
>>93944914If you're not a theatre kid your roleplaying probably sucks anyway
>>93928723Power Word: Swamp Ass
>>93966864>Curse of Shoe Pebbles
