>Jerry, she fighter with only 14 strength!
>>93929729>Its B/X, she'll be fine. [Slap Bass]
>>93929729>Cleric with smite from dip in Pal>Crit> 62 Damage at level 4>Str 13Got a problem?
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>>93929797Be like Rath 2, specifically, right?
>>93929812Rath 2 as a Wizard. Rath 1 as a Rogue.
>>93929729>She's a level 2!>So? Lots of people are level 2!>For five years!
>>93929729>Jerry, I ESL with only 2 INT!
>She's a dice-blower! How can I date a dice-blower?A dice-blower?>When it's her turn she grabs the dice and - PFFFF - blows on them!So she blows on the dice. So what?>"So what?!" It's a big deal, George! The germs, the, the saliva--You kiss her, don't you?>Well yeah but-Does her saliva freak you out when you're making out with her?>That's different! Her lips aren't touching my hands and I don't get any spittle on my palms after the fact.
>>93929729ESL
*Kramer enters the room hoping to join the game out of nowhere, consumes snacks*
>>93933531>Jerry, a gnoll rogue is a very evocative character! Everybody thinks you're going to gouge their eyes out, but then you just lunge at them and then - *PHUFF!*>*waves hands*>-I got their loot!>*laugh track*
Elaine complains about the new player she brought to the table
>>93929729>Jerry, she fighterCould have left it here
>>93933531>Not now Kramer, we're fighting a beholder>oof, I know a thing or two about beholders. Want me to show you how it's done?>This is a well oiled, well prepared, level 8 party. I doubt there's anything you could...>Mirrors>Mirrors?>Mirrors, Jerry. They look at you and ZAAAAAARGGHH, right back at them. You can't lose. (grabs a bowl full of snaks from the table and walks out). Can't lose.------------>What do you mean Kramer TPK'd your camaign? I though he wasn't playing. You didn't let me play.>He gave some shitty theatre of the mind advice and turns out that's not how the game works.>See, that wouldn't happen if you had me there. Theatre of the mind? I hate theatre and barely have a mind. I'm perfect for the game, come one, let me join.
>>93935046That made me laugh harder than anything ittIt's 100% an Elaine plot line and it's 100% something I've seen irl.
>>93929729Does she at least have good Con?
>You're the anal circumference man!!
>>93936999>walking in circles for four hours with nothing to show for itYup, it's FATAL chargen.
>>93936367>That's the problem, Jerry! Her constitution is fantastic! The stamina, Jerry! Have you looked at me lately?>GEORGE throws his hands up.>I'm doomed, Jerry! I won't survive another week.>JERRY raises an eyebrow.>Well, George, why don't you just... break up with her?>GEORGE leaps to his feet.>Are you crazy?! *Never!* Not happening!>Not happening?>Not happening!>Well, sit down, eat your croissant and let's discuss your funeral arrangements.
