Elves SHOULD be arrogant and prideful. Be mighty and feared by other races. Put their own race above others and destroy anyone who puts their race in danger.
OP SHOULD be a faggot.
>coombrained OP>negative opinion about elvesAlways. And no traditional games in sight.
>>94269380>>94269402>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ELVES losers
>>94269354Based, sounds like my kind of people.
>>94269354That's just humans with pointy ears.>>94269425That's because it IS your kind of people. It's just humans with pointy ears.
>>94269407Elves like this are a prime hate-sink.There is nothing uplifting, inspiring or elevating about OP's shitty no-game prompt.
>>94269354Okay but why?
>>94269407None of that was positive, and your thread is still retarded.
>>94269478OP jerks off to that.
>>94269354>porn artist OP>trying to bait "elf correction" pics>a variation on a thread that's been had a dozen times this month aloneI'm honestly glad this board is dying. It deserves it. You all deserve to wallow in filth and misery.
>>94269558>porn artistFactually incorrect. That artist only draws SFW and specifically smug glares. You need to stop being fags.
>>94269731>xhe doesn't know
>>94269354What if I want to play a guy who's a carefree elf?
>>94269354Those aren't Elves. Those are Drow. Elves are as Angelic as Humanoids. Better than anyone, yet graceful and mellow, willing to help and to give. Drow are those that were corrupted by this power and saw themselves as better. Half-Elves are a form of Demigod, the mixing of this divine blood and Human blood makes the Half-Elves better, or in the case of Drow, uplifts the fallen with Human grace. Weirdly, in most fantasy Demigods are almost taboo, if it's not Greek fantasy exactly. Maybe Indian fantasy, but tell me how many of THOSE you see around? Not that they don't exist, just not many.Half-Orcs too, are a sort of "uplifting the beast", the primal, destructive nature of the Orc being tamed by the reason that Humans give, and why, traditionally, only a handful of Half-Orcs were born and the rest were Orcs regardless of the other parent's race. The beast is just too strong, but every now and then it can crawl out of madness.Actually, most classic fantasy races are just archetypes. I'm talking Dwarf, Elf, Orc, Hobbit, Gnome, and to an extend some monsters, like Dragons. You wouldn't call a Dwarf a Dwarf if they weren't stocky, bearded blacksmiths.With that said, I personally do enjoy fallen Elves. This ancient race of nigh divine beings brought low by Humanity and it's pride and laziness, only to adapt and seduce, exploiting said folly to run things in the background. One of my favorite tropes.
>>94269731>specifically smug glaresit's more like disdainful glare, weebs call it "gesugao"
>>94269354based
>>94269354Based, but the elves look like this
>>94269354Well yeah, but with the caveat that you rarely see Elven women. Most Elves that show up should be Elven warriors, who tear through enemies like they're from some animu. Female Elves make guys want to fuck them, male Elves inspire jealousy. So of course you want the latter, to make everyone around them feel inadequate.
>>94269354Elves SHOULDN’T be "like humans, but [x]". Be a kind of creature beyond race. Put outside the typical classification of "animal" altogether.
>>94271220There's nothing better that getting femdom from an elven lady
>>94269354We get it, you get off to women treating you like shit. You can keep it to yourself.
>>94269354>Elves SHOULD be arrogant and prideful. Be mighty and feared by other races. Put their own race above others and destroy anyone who puts their race in danger.
>>94269438It's funny that you say when you didn't put a game in your image either.
>>94269824
>>94271267>>94271169>>94271066warhammer ruined elves
>>94269824The last type of elve you mention I have seen it in any media.
>>94269354Traditional games?
>>94271674Somehow you managed to be worse than the OP.
>>94269354Agreed. But so should people IRL, and yet we live in a world where believing so is attacked by evil people.
>>94273801Best post
>>94273731I got your arrogant and superior dark elves right here
>>94273791That's a tiefling
>>94269793I guess this was a test to see if the threads are moderated?
Ok tell me your tales about arrogant elves doing all sort of evil stuff.
>>94274649>talesAsk him about his games instead.
Coombrains = elf-haters.
>>94269354>Orcs SHOULD be arrogant and prideful. Be mighty and feared by other races. Put their own race above others and destroy anyone who puts their race in danger.
>>94269354How elves should look. But evil
stealth cumbrain thread
>>94275474>94275474Every thing in the English language is a stealth-cumbrain-thing, and I have found no reason to think that other languages are different.
>>94269354>destroy anyone who puts their race in danger.Well, if they're so perfect, how could anyone put ther race in danger?
>>94269354What happened in the game that you play that you felt the need to make this thread?
>>94271051I'm reaching a level of fatigue that is only cured by a final solution.
>>94274611Wrong it's an orb
>>94269354agreed
I think elves should be friendly, but a little condescending. Elves shouldn't be mean to shorter-lived races for no reason. Leave that to the dark elves.
>>94277364dark elves should indeed be mean to mayflies
>>94274611Yes>>94274615No, I really can't believe jannies are so gay.
>>94274878Coombrains love elves, what are you talking about?
>>94275474>stealthThis is not subtle at all.
>>94278428They are that gay
I don't agree, elves should be humble and treat humans like the elderly/grandparents treat the young.
>>94273801"being an annoying faggot is based actually" says the annoying faggot
Elves SHOULD be sexy and magical. Be doted and loved on by other races. Put their own race with others and protect anyone who is in danger.
>>94278585Agreed, but I think they should also be averse to humans lasciviousness and aggressiveness. Elves ought to either understand nothing of humans, being apathic to their suffering and portrayed as mystical beings whose intentions are not well understood or extremely wise being that understand humans very well and fear our impulsesIn games, either very dangerous does and wise masters for those whose evil intentions alings with their needs or isolated scholars, professor magicians etc. That will teach only those who they see as deserving of their knowledge.
>>94269354>it's another lazy elfaboo ragebait thread that /tg/ already fell for hook line and sinker Same as it ever was.
>>94278705nta but he didn't say anything like that.>>94278755Based
>>94278787OP doesn't care about elves, he just wants to jerk off.
>>94278894Don't slander OP's noble thread
>>94278894What you're saying doesn't make sense, it's not necessary to create a thread on 4chan to masturbate.He is obviously a troll who knows how to bait.
>>94279025>it's not necessary to create a thread on 4chan to masturbateNah, but it helps him.He made this thread so that HFY-faggots and pornbrains can "prove him wrong" by making sexually fueled shitposting.There is a reason he picked a female elf for the OP (and not a single game).
>>94278787>Once in a LifetimeWe get good thread>Once in a lifetime OP is not a fagVNR
>>94269354Elves, as a race in general, should act entirely based on What They Are.What are Elves in your setting?Tied to nature? Embodiments of Magic? Favored creations of the Gods? Discarded Creations of the Gods? Future versions of Humans? Genetically modified dwarves?
>>94278978it has a long history of being remade
>>94279048Interesting, I didn't know there were people like that.I always assumed they were just trolls and nothing more.but he is also out of luck, the jannies only allow the most lame and safe horny in this thread.
>>94279152>in your settingI sleep.
>>94279152>Tied to nature? Embodiments of Magic? Favored creations of the Gods? Discarded Creations of the Gods?Elves are all of that in all current fictional universes.>Future versions of Humans? Genetically modified dwarves?but this doesn't exist and it shouldn't. At this point he stopped being an elf.
>>94279203>all current fictional universes.>Genetically modified dwarves?>but this doesn't exist and it shouldn't. At this point he stopped being an elf.Yeah? What if it was the other way around?
>>94269824Elves are the "perfect" self-insert race for people who want to be super duper special. And when being an immortal, magical, beautiful, nature-attuned demigod isn't enough, they want to make their own extra special version. These are your Moon Elves, Fire Elves, Shadow Elves, etc.Races like Halflings, Dragonborn, Goliaths, etc. aren't made for this mindset at all. People play them because they genuinely want to play a Halfling, Dragonborn, or Goliath. They do not want to make shit like super, special, magical self-insert gnomes with lava or ice powers. Elves are wish fulfillment race so people always want to add in their own personal flavors to them to make then even more special.Almost all the other races exist for people who actually like their kit or they are trying to get bonus stats for their character.
>>94279329Huh. I'm going approve this post. I can see that preceptive.
>>94279329>Races like Halflings, Dragonborn, Goliaths, etc. aren't made for this mindset at allThere are a shitton of stupid subraces for pretty much anything, and they exist to sell books.This type of shitpost "why are there so many elf subraces but no dwarf subraces" exposes the no-games.
>>94279329>>94279363I just want to add that if you ever feel bored and you want something special you can just pick a race, pick a subrace, pick a lineage (like dhampir) and add some class like draconic sorcererYou now have a half-Drow dhampir who is a draconic sorcerer, which makes you 25% human, 25% Drow, 25% vampire and 25% dragon
>>94269354Elves SHOULD be silly and friendly. Be cute and loved by other races. Put their own friends and loved ones above scary monsters and destroy anyone who puts their friends in danger.
>>94269731ANY visual depiction of an attractive woman-shaped object is porn, anon. All porn means is that someone somewhere is sexually attracted to what they see.
>>94279496>statuesque beauty of an elf >is completely goofy and makes silly jokesHonestly sounds nice.
>>94279246that dwarves are a sub-race of elves is completely different and is an excellent idea.
>>94279363I have been playing ttrpgs for like 15 years now lel
>>94279363Yes, but he is right anyway.
>>94269354And, most importantly, barefoot. You might want to write it down. The importance can't be stressed enough.
>>94269558What are elf correction pics? Elves in prison?
>>94279795yes and being raped.>>94279782Based
>>94279840>yes andno stern lectures?
>>94279862no, just rape.
Alright.
>>94279512>statuesqueThat's not what that word means. You're posting hyper fetish porn for boring weebs. Statuesque means tall, graceful, and in-proportion, none of which applies.
>>94279363>>94269354>>94279329Why not make each elf have their own personality? I think this Flanderization is the fault of the elf subraces, we have to get rid of them.
>>94280014>none of which applies.No, all those definitions apply to this woman. You think the opposite because you are gay.
>>94279994You have to read the thread better, there are many boxes that occurred and you didn't check them.
>>94269354Yes, but also never reproduce with humans and only have sex with each other. When they race-mix they only do it between their own subraces and never with non-elves.
>>94280116You're just describing white people.
>>94280129Yes, elves have to be white.
>>94279702Then name seven dwarf subraces from D&D-adjacent settings.If you can't, then you lie.
>>94280262nta but they have the same subraces as the elves: normal citizens, crazy people obsessed with nature, purple/black edgelords and others.
>>94280262Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey
>>94280171What about the hair?
>>94280589Blonde or platinum blonde. Very occasionally red. But never ever brunette or black. There's no such thing as a legitimate elf with dark hair.
It makes no sense for immortal beings to be racist. Racism is an attribute of short-lived mortal cuckies who want to feel more significant by extrapolating their identity upon a greater collective which has a stronger chance to survive the sweeping tides of time. Immortal creatures would have no use for racism, they'd be utterly individualistic, seeing their singular existence as important as an entire world. Elves wouldn't even live together, rather they'd lord each over their own kingdom of mortal beings, ruling them as eternal gods.
>>94278705>evil person mad that their evil ways are called outYou don't deserve to exist on this Earth!
>>94281374Nazi elves are an unnexplored concept with much potential.
>>94281152Luthien? Arwen? Maeglin?
>>94269354>Elves SHOULD be arrogant and prideful. Be mighty and feared by other races. Put their own race above others and destroy anyone who puts their race in danger.Is that your fetish, anon? I bet they are.
>>94281588What anime are those from? I don't recognize any of those names. Doesn't change the immutable fact that Elves Are Blonde. Period.
>>94281644You almost got me there, anon.
>>94281644You cheeky git.
>>94280589All hair colors that white and albino people have are fine, green hair is also acceptable on certain occasions.
Speaking of elves, how about some legally distinct dark elves that kidnap children and do alchemy?
>>94282054I'm not going to read that
>>94269354Nah, elves should be alien in thought, mannerisms, customs, and all ways in general. Elves should also be incredibly powerful. Elves should be wonderous, glamorous, and otherworldly.Elves should not be malevolent nor benevolent as they are unaware of such things. Above all else, elves should not be good.
>>94282109You should.
The main difference between elves is lifespan, which is why they're so in tune with nature.It would require generational work for humans to produce even a single tree modified to their purposes. Longer if it's any kind of radical mutation.But for elves, they can get that all done in one lifetime.This means elves have trees for fucking everything.
>>94282390true
>>94282401Really, if any life in the elven lands is not customized for maximum elven convenience, those elves have not been trying very hard.
>>94269354who's the artist OP?
elves should be killed in every setting
>>94277364I feel like there's always some extreme misconception where people naturally assume that just because one believes themselves superior they automatically have to likewise treat everyone else like so much garbage. Even if they view other races like inferior animals a good many people treat animals better than their own kind.
>>94282818rude
>>94279329When I choose to play elves, I do it for the despair for their dying civilization, or for the finesse of their skillful military units; that I can roleplay. Never do I even think of their immortality; do you think an elf would focus on something so mundane, something that he has lived hundreds of years surrounded with?
>>94269354I don't know about going that far.I think elves should just be infuriatingly better than everyone in most things and all that entails.Prettier, better at combat, better at arts, magic, sciences, etc.Realistically speaking their only downside should be their few numbers. Elves should be rare after all.Also, they have to have either a cool air of superiority, a silent confidence, or a smug and self affirming approach, backed up by literal eons of experience and practice in any given field.
>>94282503Ultron
>>94269354>Elves SHOULD be arrogant and prideful. Be mighty and fe-ACK
>>94282054Based dark elf pdf poster!
>>94281582Fucking Skyrim of all things did Nazi elves, that's pretty substantial representation of a concept.
>>94283392Dark elves should be enslaving, not be enslaved.
>>94283455oh those elves aren't being enslaved, they're being rescued from their toxic society
>we're an immortal race of magical tree folk who are attuned to the spirits of nature and have the finest magical smithing techniques in the worl- ACK!
>>94282495maybe they think selective (or simply forced) breeding is wrong or unethical
>>94284343thick forests are actually good cover against artillery (not in the least because it's difficult to spot and direct fire against targets under tree cover)
>>94285003>um erm ackchyually the tree elementals will protec- ACK!
Scenarios where humanity for some reason developed into the modern age while elves are stuck in medieval fantasy stasis are the dumbest strawman, and tell more about the poster than about how elves are actualy written.This is doubly amusing with how many settings actually have really advanced elves.
>>94285054>tell more about the posterIgnoring your cowardice and refusal to directly reply to me, why don't you elaborate on that. Use your big boy words.
>>94285081What is there to reply to?Name five settings in which humans actually did advance into the modern age and elves are still medieval treehuggers.
>>94285054whomesn't are you talking to noldorfag?
>>94284411The Drow and sun elves love eugenics so you're wrong
>>94279782Only the females
>>94285098>I cannot articulate my broad and sweeping statement so I will instead demand you prove me wrongNot how that works, little buddy.
>>94283414Skyrim "nazi elves" are a joke. Real nazi elves should support eugenics.
>>94287685>Real nazi elves should support eugenics.You realize that's the Altmer's whole thing, right? They murder babies who aren't "perfect" enough.
>>94285121Which is why they're the good guys. Eugenics is necessary for any species.
>>94287783>But anoooon, I want them to wear literal swasticas and worship Adolfarion who is the reincarnation of the great dragon Auri-el himself. And also speak German (Bavarian)
>>94287918>the drow and sun elves are the good guysthere's something very wrong with you
>>94278585Sexo
>>94284343>>94285033*send swarms of insects and plague to kill you*Humans and their little toys are worthless when they're dying of starvation and disease.
>>94288367>um erm ackchyually, humans and their little toys are worthless when they're dying of starvation and ->penicillin>supermarkets
>>94269354>an average elf spends 200+ years studying their profession before going out into the world>they're never as good as a random 16 y/o human farmhand/serf from a no-name village who had to learn on the goKnife ears deserve to be cropped and mulched.
>>94288653Sure, if your average take of elves is from shitty isekai.Meanwhile, Tyrion was already slaying pussy and being a combat machine at 16, and his brother capable of great magic.
>>94284102Can someone rescue them from their horrible haircuts?
>>94269354I believe Elves should be "alien" like that they move with such grace that's uncanny to see & that they have features that's are so perfect that you can't help but look and have your full attention drawn to them and when they speak to you, they're not talking to you in your language, but you still understand them as if it's like a master talking to their favorite pet.Elves should keep their long ears, willowy body build.
>>94283474kino
>>94287311nta but you're retarded. He already proved you wrong.
Quick. Give me cool looking heavy Armored elf minatures.
Elves belong in space.
Abh were never elves.
>>94291497So true!
