>Be the hottest human woman in the world>Still get utterly mogged by an average elf
>>94281488Not even a pure elf. Arwen was a quadroon.
>>94281488Anon please I'm allergic to elv->ACHOO!!
>>94281512Technically yes but her father chose to be an elf so I'm assuming his genes bred true
Let’s hope Faramir only has a chef prepare his meals
Been a while since I read the books but neither of those are canonically true
>>94281538>what was a top-tier elven woman likeBeautiful and terrible as the morning and the night, Fair as the sea and the sun and the snow upon the mountain. Dreadful as the storm and the lightning. Stronger than the foundations of the earth.
>>94281584A dread QUEEN!
>>94281534Why is that?
Made for Elven Cock
>>94281584I feel like the Amazon LotR show would have been much better if the audition to play Galadriel had been acting out this scene. If an actress can't be majestic and terrifying, she's out.
>>94281488Midget and hobbits are best.
>>94281488>But Eowyn can't cook!Bitch stabbed the fucking Witch King in the face. I'll take that over some elf chick who does nothing.Also Miranda Otto > Liv Tyler.
>>94281584>>94281637>SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER>WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON>WITH A STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE>MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!
>>94282102>Galadriel's face when she catches you looking at a human woman
People say you can see Steven Tyler in Liv Tyler's face but honest to God I never saw it. Probably because I knew her first
>>94282386Steven is so bogged there's no actual danger of seeing hint of him in 2000 Liv Tyler
>>94281488What a fat crock of shit; no characters ever claim Eowyn to be a rare beauty among humans, while Arwen is called Evenstar among the elves because she was the great beauty of their people during their waning years. >>94281584Galadriel is literally her maternal grandmother. None of you have ever read the books, and it shows. Embarrassing tbqh senpai
>>94281488>Be the hottest human woman in the worldAt no point is she described as that. All the things to complain about, and you're here just making shit up.
>>94281637ALL WILL LOVE ME AND THIS PEAR!!
>>94281488
>>94281488>Pampered elf princess who does one helpful thing in the movie and only farts around Rivendell in the books vs QT tomboy fighting by your side. I know which I'd pick.
>>94281512I know Elrond was a mutt, but what about her mother?
>>94282894Galadriel's daughter Celebrian.
>>94282934Are all Tolkien's elves some big wincest pool? Will I produce an elf if I impregnate my sister and then daughter?
I don't think any elf threads in the catalog have anything to do with the act of playing or running games.
>>94281488>hottest humanNot with that gargantuan forehead or undersized tits or deformed fetal alcohol face. Raise the bar, faggot.
>>942819208 Charisma
>>94283462Do NOT insult forehead girls! They are cute!CUTE!!!
>>94283519They're made for anal
>>94282882was that drawn by the gal who illustrated St. George and the Dragon?
>>94281488>average elfArwen is literally described as the image of Luthien reborn. The single most beautiful elf that ever existed. Fucking read, niggers.>So it was that Frodo saw her whom few mortals had yet seen;Arwen, daughter of Elrond, in whom it was said that the likeness ofLuthien had come on earth againYou will forever be denied entry to Valinor, oh great faggot OP.
>>94283264>t. Túrin Turambar
>>94281512Haafus win again!
>>94281488Pic related is the most beautiful elf in the tolkien universe
>>>>94281488That is expected. Human women were prone to diseases and didn't have neither cosmetics, nor proper nutrituon in fantasy middle ages. They smelt bad, had crooked teeth, pimples all over their face and hairy armpits. Meanwhile the culturally and otherwise superior elven maidens were shaved smoothly, ate balanced diet, crafted their own cosmetics with magical herbs, oils and milks of rare creatures, could fix any defect and enhance their beauty further with alteration spells. Humans cannot compare, if you live in a fantasy world, you need to swallow the octarine pill and go full magimaxxx if you want to look pretty. The only thing human women should feel lucky for is the existence of human males, which are similarly ugly and unfortunate creatures, and those loser elf incel boys that would fuck anything with two legs, although even that is optional for some of them, as long as they can use the powerful elven magic to uplift and abduct the lesser species to elven realms. Pathetic. >>94281520I would recommend desensitization therapy. Expose yourself more to elves.
>>94282102>round earHuh.
But they are both human...
>>94283545This.
>>94284038Maybe elves should have round ears after all...
>>94283791Most beautiful woman in England at the time, easily.
>>94284161That's a filthy lie. There are no beautiful women in England and never have been for the last 1000 years. English are like Americans; ugly in soul and with a body and face to match.
I can feel the traditional games flowing through this very thread.
>>94281920chuddy
>>94284181All-encompassing anglodemon death. Total slav love.
>>94281645she cant cook https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWG_dazV1pE
>>94281488Both of these women are ugly and fuck you for reminding me that this abortion of a show exists
>>94284296Never mind I didn't recognize the movie actors>>94284291Uncanonical
>>94282882You're a closeted homosexual>>94283264No>>94283791Based
>>94282239I would kill to have my DM not be a coward and put hot succubi women in the game.
>>94282882I pick the feminine option
>>94284302What's it like to be this face blind? Prolly pretty difficult to live a normal everyday life.
>>94284038>becoming evil turns your ears roundSays a lot about humanity....
>>94283264mebe
>>94281488Those are both humans. The other one is just wearing fake ears.Also, Traditional games?
>>94282675I have read the Silmarillion 20+ times
>>94283791Holy SHIT, THAT'S EDITH?!
>>94284181Jealousy courses through your veins like a wildfire on the bog
>>94286406>Also, Traditional games?It's an elf thread.
>>94286516Looks like an AI alteration but it very much looks like the original Edith. Our boy Tolkien was an autistic gigachad.
>>94282882The feminine elf who acts like a female. You are gay.
>>94284161That's a ridiculously low bar.
>>94281488>1488Nice thread
>>94287237Careful, modnigger on the prowl.
>>94281488>hottest human woman in the world Not true. Eowyn was beautiful but never stated to be the most beautiful >average elfArwen is literally described as being the most beautiful elf of her Age, basically Luthien reincarned
>>94287679>Arwen is literally described as being the most beautiful elf of her Age, basically Luthien reincarnedProof?
>>94283791>Tolkien noting that Sex with Elves is so good that they have to be careful not to overindulge or they'll fucking die>His wife was an elf>Literally just made it canon that his wife fucks like a tigerThe Virgin James Joyce horny letters, the MEGACHAD Tolkien Elfposition.
>>94288293Rings of Power tanked Galadrielcoin, Evenstar is superior
>>94284271What have slavs invented again?Vodka and depression?
>>94281512Her great grand-niece. Arwen is of the line of Noldor
>>942902833D Holofoil, decimal currency, rebar, anti-ballistic missiles, the monorail, the bong, synthetic rubber, radio, helicopters, tableglass, powdered milk, electric arcs and arc welding, oil wells, radiators, ice breakers, electric lamps, vitamins, solar cells, television and the periodic table.
>>94288293Read the book
>>94281488im still mad
>>94291363Stop with the antisemitism >:(
Imagine how great it will be in 5 years when they can redo LOTR completely in AI and we'll get ACTUAL inhumanly beautiful elves, Aragorn can be 6'6" Chad as written instead of limited by the manletry of IRL actors, etc.
>>94283791JRRT never would have a shot with her in modern day. She'd have an OnlyPalantir account and been run through by 200 easterlings and haradrim by age 22 and would be utterly bored by a soldier or professor. "Oh, you were at the Somme, that's nice, I guess... but this half-Orc I just met gets me a lot more attention! Sorry, but you know how it is... thanks for your service, tee hee!"
>>94286499That's pretty sad.
>>94291308No. Post a quote from LOTR (not an appendix, the actual book that actually matters) that says Arwen is actually as beautiful as the greatest beauty in history and not some mid pointy-eared pedophillic bint who married up.Oh wait you can't.
>>94286516AI coloration and smile filter/loose hair filter
