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>>94305883What's the best way to betray and kill every single vampire?
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>>94305954Become a Solar.Literally custom built to kill leeches
>>94306003What's a Solar? I barely know anything about the setting.
>>94306021They are from exalted.They are the demigods chosen of the unconquered sun.They are human+ anything a human can do they do much much better.They can for example jump miles into the air, walk on any surface even raindrops, see people from miles away, shoot people with an arrow from miles away, build incredible technomagical relics, master world shaping magic, etc.And some other powers outside that inspired by their sun themes like them being even better than normal killing creatures of darkness like vampires.
>>94305883kino thread
Lazytextanon's Internet Powers (At least the fifth time I've made something similar)Choose 2Evil EyeTarget one person on a site that uses mods. All mods will suddenly become (even bigger) shithead and try to ban them for the tiniest of rules. It even follows them to alt accounts. You can curse one person a day, and can dismiss the curse at any time.Sauce ObscuraTarget one person. For the next month, they will be dogshit at finding the source of anything unless directly led to it. It's effect is most significant on porn, but also applies to book quotes and random art. One person a day.Sauce RevealaCast a spell to instantly find the source of any text, image or video, though it still looks like you investigated normally. 10 points a day, using it to find porn is 1 point, anything else is 2. Time to become a "lost media" content creator.Spam ChuteReroute all the ads for shit you aren't interested in to random people around the world. All ads you get are now of high quality shit that's 100% worth the cash.Seven SeasYou can magically create a perfect torrent for ANY piece of media that has existed for public consumption once per week. No ISP or other money grubber can tell you're using torrents as well.To the MoonYou have 100% accurate intuition of the future prices of crypto, but only if they're stupidly named or are scams. Ensures crypto will last another 80 years at least, probably for the worse.Best BudsYou meet an absolute bro on the internet, they'll quickly become one of your best friends, and support you in tough times. In exchange for one of your favorite series having a shit ending, they'll be able to meet up in person. For an added penalty of getting your arms and legs broken by a car hitting you tomorrow, they'll be the gender you're attracted to and willing to start a relationship that'll be sucessful.
>>94306060It's the fifth time, and you still can't balance for shit...To the Moon, Best Buds with both prices.Literally sets you up for life, who would NOT pick this???
>>94306060>Evil EyeCould be used against the social media of some politicians and other powerful people I dislike.>To the MoonMakes me rich.>>94306067>Best Buds with both prices.>Literally sets you up for life, who would NOT pick this???"Get a waifu in exchange for breaking your arms and legs, perhaps they'll never heal" is far from an obviously good deal.
>>94306060To the Moon and Best Buds with the first price.It's already happened before and it'll happen again, I might as well get a buddy out of it.
>>94306170Yeah, but like, it's a "Successful" relationship. That implies you'll be happy.
>>94306222You'll be happy with the relationship, not necessarily with everything else.
>>94306021>>94306035Solars are also extinct. They were created by the sun god to overthrow the primordial/eldritch gods in the ancient mythic era, back before Sumer/Egypt/Babylon were even goatherding villages. The Kindred/vampires, meanwhile, exist in a goth-punk version of the modern world. Heavily influenced by Anne Rice's "Interview with the Vampire" novel, some of the oldest ones might remember the Solars . . .but they're so ancient themselves that most modern vampires have never heard of thrm, either.(The fact that different companies now own Exalted and old Workd of Darkness doesn't help, either.)
>>94306510The authors of Vampire the Masquerade tried to hit every major vampire franchise at the time, often basing one of the vampire clans (or subspecies of vampire) on them. Examples:*The Brujah - vampire bikers and punk rock rebels - are based on the vamps from the Lost Boys*Tzimisce - fleshcrafting vamps from Eastern Europe - are an equal mix of Dracula and Brian Lumley's Wamphyri*The Nosferatu are based on the pale bald vampire of the Nosferatu movie.*The artistic Toreador are very close to Anne Rice's vampiresAnd so on.
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So quiet.
>>94306528>And so onkeep going I want to know all the vampire clan inspirations
>>94305883Peace is a lie, there is only passion.Through passion, I gain strength.Through strength, I gain power.Through power, I gain victory.Through victory, my chains are broken.The Blood of the damned shall free me.>MemoriesAncient>ClanTremere>Baneful AlterationsTrue Body, Font of Life, Bound Willpower, Mark of Caine>CursesTier 1: Deficient, Temper, NoxiousnessTier 2: Bestial, Painful Kiss, Rare Taste (Male, Sadism), Righteous Thirst>Blood PowersMastery: HemomancyPotent: Auspex, Celerity, Fortitude, Might, ThaumaturgyAffinity: Animalism, Dominate>SireBlood Power Masteries: Auspex, Celerity, ThaumaturgyTraits: Calculated Embrace, Unappealing, Influential, Power Play, Traditional, Impressionable, Feeder, Traumatic MemoriesAttitude: CompetentFirst Impressions: Favorable BeginningsDark Gifts: 5-10 Favor, 20 or or more Fame, Nightime Business - MorgueRelationship Goals: IndeterminateFavor: 6Fame: 20>ContactsThe Befuddled Wanderer, The Convenient Oracle, The Aspiring Heart Stabber, The Slithering Mobster, Benjamin Colbert, The Wild Moon Howler, The Shadow That Kills
>>94306970>t. jobber
>>94306970Why did you take the obvious trap option?
>>94307125>jobberSo you are saying that my build is powerful, but I'm purposely going to mess it up?>>94307228>the obvious trap optionThe Mark of Caine? I don't know how bad that option is, but I do not fear true death, so I don't really care.
Fuck ExaltedHow would you combine Fate/Stay Night into WoD? Would it work better with Old or New?
>>94305883I think I'd have been receptive to a vampire cyoa (I loved the VtM:B game), but this somehow just doesn't work for me.
>>94307295I don't like be the servant cyoas so I stopped reading when it said I had a master.
>>94307277A middling adept mage in nwod could solo the grail war and turn archer and lancer and gil into her sex toys
>>94307310Skill issue
>>94307344Nah.
>>94307351Yeah, get good.
>>94307360I can't, the cyoa prohibits me by forcing me into servitude.
>>94306510>the author picked the ugliest art known to man for these fucking womenRuined.
>>94307379That is just a skill issue on your part.
>>94307393I will literally never understand the thought process of people who find those wiafus attractive. They at best look like 80s weathered, crack addict prostitutes in their late 30s. With images and drawings you have a near infinite amount of impossibly attractive 10/10s and you go out of your way to put this trash in the cyoa? Literally unsalvageable.
>>94307424Nah, jobber cyoa problem.
What is the longest cyoa by page/image count? Is it traveller's tale?
>>94307457Pill picker ultimate
>>94307457It's my wip actually. I have proof of this.
>>94306832This is nice.Napping, Writing, Dreaming, Reading, Exploring, BefriendingThink I'll spend most of my time in Autumn/Breezy weather, and Winter
>>94307536Kneel
>>94307457Anime school
>>94307605actually you should kneel
>>94307689Full novel on amazon when?
>>94307689You are NOTHING compared to me, fraud.
>>94307689Readlet here. Not gonna read all that.
>>94307709Wow!
>>94307689If this isn't a CYOA that lets me create an entire world from it's landmass to it's society while also giving me personal powers and customization it's trash.
>>94307310>I want to instantly winokay chud
>>94305883Isn't Thaumaturgy op? Do everything at double cost?
>>94307295Because the customization itself is poorly done and focuses on irrelevant elements. It should've been structured like character building on the tabletop, with you deciding the century you're playing in, your generation/age, stats, and advantages/disadvantages. Having a sire should've been an advantage, and it should've been a pool of characters you could select from rather than building your own thing. >>94307953Thaumaturgy is pretty strong depending on how you play your cards. It can be costly, but it also has some incredibly potent spells, like lowering a diablerist's generation to his original, tracking with a pint of blood, opening portals, etc.
>>94307953I don't see why everyone shouldn't just pick modern nights and get thaumaturgy.
>>94305883>Medieval, Tzimice (Fleshwarp + Auspex Mastery)>True Body, Font of Life, Mark of Cain (Protean)>Grounded 2, Bestial 3 (dragon), Righteous 1>Temper 1 / Empathy 1 / Madness 1>Salacious 1, Obsession (cookery) 1, Rare Taste 2>Potent Fleshwarp, Auspex, Obfuscate>Affinity Animalism, Dementation, Thaumaturgy>Preferred Sex, Loving Embrace, Attractive>Depraved, Influenctial, Traditional, Feeder>Power Play, Affectionate, Klutz, Undying Love>Lucrative Business, Nighttime BusinessI do spec-bio and am often disturbed at the level of overlap between biomechanics enthusiasts and those hives of cum and yiffery. When I bumped into a particular correspondent again looking into obscure heraldry I ought to have been spooked but she was hot so I foolishly thought "at least stalking is some sort of attention". Flash forward a few months and my vamp turns out to be the real deal; apparently I have some pristine bloodline that goes all the way back to "the Old Country" that makes me a prime candidate for ascension too and past undeath. Specifically as a genius loci Zmey. >>94305934>Three toothed heads, necks, brains + noses>Royalty, Gold, Blood Breath, Spice Scales>Tail, Lungs, Male Organs, SoulMy now tripartite awareness and physiology go by Above, Below and Betwixt or Mad, Bad and Sad depending on which of us you ask. We're a warped lot, even by our clan's standards. Probably why even among them our Sire is seen as Depraved for her taste in lovers.
>>94308059>>94305940>Historic Zoo, Elegance, Servants>Traditional, Gourmet, Sit-Down>Sacrifice, Cursed (gluttony), "Tithe", PactThe Old Country's blood was scattered by diaspora but now from my kitchen layer I brew traditional treats which call to them with all the power of generations long forgotten. I prefer to feed from them as a matter of Taste you see or else in Righteous rebuke of any who'd threaten my kin with harm. Thralls make for exceptional staff and the "tithe" of converting our profits do gold and devouring it is a sensible one. My Protean Flesh can be Warped into any number of exotic kinds then cleaved off and regenerated anew. A Salacious treat indeed, fit to Feed even the most Ancient decadent!
>>94307953Of course thaumaturgy is OP. Tremere are former mages, after all. :^)They are superior vampires by default.
>>94305883How hard is it to get rid of a curse?
>>94308071>superior vampiresthey're enslaved faggots who pretend they're the only vampire wizards, but blood sorcery is kind of a universal thing and thaumaturgy is a specific traditionthe superior clan is toreadors actually because celerity + dots in firearm is a known and tested combo that destroys anything you don't like
>>94308118Diluted vampire mutt wizards are still wizards nonetheless. Cope.>the superior clan is toreadorsI bet you watch Twilight.
>>94308118>anything you don't likeFunny, because that's not under your control anymore.
>>94308153>Diluted vampire mutt wizards are still wizardsanarch sorcery, setite pedophile magic and assamite rape arts mog them thoughbeit>I bet you watch Twilight.nah, judging by combat effectiveness. tremere rely a lot on rituals that could be a pain to set up, and they're more focused on glownigger-tier information manipulation so other clans don't rape them for being little shits or steal their secretsthey prefer selling magic services than engaging in straight fighting, and they make a huge dough out of that
>>94308118their blood magic is the best because it comes from true magic
>>94308080probably impossible
>>94305883What the fuck are the companions' goals? Why is the paragraph about the "Paranoid Occultist" about her being a fucking seductress with nothing to do with paranoia or occult? Did the author forget to put a description for every single one of the companions?
>>94308288You're supposed to figure that out by reading their texts, if there is anything to figure out from it at all. It says so in the contacts text. Their goals are not spoonfed to you.
>>94308169Tzimisce are the scariest clan, when it comes to magic. Brujah and Gangrel don't have shit on their fleshcrafted warforms.
>>94308169>>94308200>>94308242>>94308288>>94308312>>94308389Italics here, didn't ask.
>>94307344>>94307360>>94307424>>94307926It’s people like this who unironically simp for PR.
>>94308438>can't imagine not being top dog day 1lmao
>>94308429Wtf why would italics say this??? I'm gonna hate now forever
>>94308438Planeswalker Rising is dogshit because it limits you to participating in an interdimensional, quasi-humanist racket. If its power levels were enormous, it would still be terrible. A fine example of a CYOA which doesn't encroach on its player's freedom while leaving them the weak underdog and expecting them to confront and overcome challenges is Isekai Bounty Hunt
>>94308153>>94308200They were literally being hunted down and killed alike dogs at the start.They only managed to survive because Saulot allowed Tremere to diablorize him so they had a walking antediluvian protecting them and even then Tremere is such a weak bitch he went into torpot because he knew Saulot's will was so powerful he was likely to take over his body.
>>94308389more like "fun". tzimisce is easily a favorite because their discipline is cool as fuck and they focus on making cool ghouls
>>94308429Honestly I still think its really funny his interaction with me has been immortalized in cyoag consciousness.
>>94308200>true magicexcuse me but hermetic magis is pure nonsense everyone knows REAL magick comes from getting high on 20 seperate drugs and gooning!
>>94308481Planeswalker Rising isn't even in the thread yet. And I'm not sure I understand your criticism - isn't the player in Isekai Bounty Hunter a bigger killjoy than people accuse the Scholars of being?
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Why is arobitch such a good name for this cyoa author?
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why does that one anon want to molest gil
>>94308659Not everyone is Cult of Ecstacy material, yoj know.
>>94308735>yoj know.I wish we could go back and fix typos ("you know")
>>94308715It's not; it's bad and lazy. She's not even mean.
>>94308715Why are you trolling, rather than posting cyoas or builds?
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>>94308715It just fits
>>94308690Only bad part about this cyoa is the lack of class options.
>>94308023Well, in the original tabletop rpg, the apocalypse started ca. 2000 AD. So you didn't have much time to make a difference, or enjoy yourself.
>>94308825Simply escape to the church to survive the apocalypse. At the end, you'll have god showing up at your doorstep to cure your vamprisim, and your best pal Caine will take you for a ride.
>>94308059>he forgot to pick eyes>he forgot to pick limbsNGMI.
Is there a similar CYOA to Fixing God's Fuck Ups?
>>94308690You misunderstand. It matters almost nothing what the player does to infringe on another's freedom, but rather, how overtly the player's freedom is infringed. It isn't the freedom infringement that's the problem, it's the direction it's in. Personally, I don't mind limitations in CYOAs as they present an interesting challenge, but Planeswalker Rising's inherent insurmountability in the soul alteration, as well as its implicit lack of consent, is the biggest problem the CYOA has. It gives the impression of an existential hostage situation rather than the interesting interdimensional adventure it bills itself as.
>>94305883>Sire:Ancient>Clan:Tremere>Baneful AlterationsFont of Life, Bound Willpower>Curses:Manifestation 1, Addiction 1, Decay 1, Noxious 1, Painful Kiss 2, Salacious 1, Deficient 1, Rare Taste 2 (black hair), Righteous Thirst 1>Blood PowersPotent: Thaumaturgy, Fortitude, Auspex, Dominate, Dementation, DreamwalkingMind control mage.>Sire:Masteries: Thaumaturgy, Auspex, DominateTraits: Preferred Sex, Loving Embrace, Unappealing (ugly), Influential, Power PlayAttitude: CompetentFirst Impressions: KlutzFavor: 11Fame: 6Dark Gifts: Forbidden Tome (Seduction)Relationship Goal: IndeterminantSire is learning how to seduce me... and making me learn how to seduce her? Anyway, I'll go along with her Power Play.>Contacts:Ivanna Grimaldi: Should be easy to become friends and learn Fleshcrafting from her if I keep her company enough.Benjamin Colbert: Trustworthy informant, great.Serica: Clearly an ancient and about to shake things up, so it would be wise to use this opportunity to leave a good impression.
>>94308951PR has an option to turn down joining the Scholars and return to Earth (they give you a smaller budget of points for powers as a parting gift), though it seems to offered to only one origin.
>>94308981The soul bomb remains, however.
>>94305903>companions don't have names and instead have titles dropped
>>94309004The names are below the portraits.
>>94309004the names are under their portraits...
>>94309030 (me)>>94309032Are you my long lost twin? Where have you been??
>>94305903>No cute and funny companiondropped
>>94308153Twilight is kino. It’s so garbage it’s fun.
>>94308918Pantheon of Pleasure, Harahel, Divine Trials, Isekai Form Toxic Eclipse. Maybe Dance on the Palm of Evolution too.
>>94309117So much sloppa
>>94309155In your brain.
>>94309155NTAdivine trials is kino.It's literally the reason I finally became an author.
>>94309169Divine trials is one of the best nsfw cyoas of all time.
>>94309117>Pantheon of PleasureA chore to make a build for, especially boons/banes and their effects for stats, but I liked it, it's a quality cyoa.>HarahelThe only decent interactive cyoa, though a large portion of the options are cringe fetish stuff.>Divine TrialsIt has some neat parts, but also way too much bloat IMO. As my build progressed I stopped caring about the powers, which is no good.>Isekai FormIt looks like it was made by a very dedicated retard, but I ended up having a good time with a build despite how shoddy it is. Companions shouldn't cost power points though, fuck that.>Toxic EclipseI don't remember this.>Dance on the Palm of EvolutionI like what it tries to do, since I love cheesy monster evolutions. The author really could use an editor though. Human/hero portion is inferior and could be cut.
>>94305940>next to the zoo>picture is a bunch of blacksWhat did he mean by this?
>>94309244yep I will always have hope in my heart that tomefu will come out one day.JRPG traitor did and it blew me out of the water.Hell my WIP is literally my version of tomefu.
>>94308690One half of me wants to go full lich king using legions of undead to overwhelm the targets leaving only a trail of millions of corpses in my wake in the ultimate powermaxxing quest but the other half wants to rape all the female jobbers into submission, what should I do?
>>94308951I still don't understand. As presented in the cyoa, (you) would probably spend several centuries or millenia getting a grasp on planeswalking without the intervention of the Scholars, so why not spend a couple centuries or millenia on their program? Limited control over (your) planeswalking is better than none, and they'll share some of their magic with (you), which would take thousands of years more to learn without them.(And it's not like the program constraints are that limiting. Don't go batshit crazy, don't help the eldritch Outer Gods destroy the omniverse, and don't build a child harem. Is that really such a limit?)
>>94309117Thank you!>>94309261Good to know
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>>94309362Anon is just mad that scholars wouldn't approve of a loli sex slave harem.
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>>94309396...and I didn't read the part in brackets. Some of the complaints about the cyoa were exactly about that, though I assume this anon is more concerned by the soul tampering the Scholars do.
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>>94309362>don't build a child harem.But genocide is ok.Pretty cringe hypocrisy imo
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>>94309396>>94309457If he were pissed off about it, he would be justified in that. Restrictive western morality has no place in a planeswalker cyoa, and the lengths that the author (and his self-insert faction) go to in order to enforce their morality is literally clinically insane. Like genuinely. AHS had something actually irl wrong with him if he seethed so hard over cunnyhounds.
>>94309532NTA but I'd rather myself and others be dead than forced to fuck anon at any age.
>>94309532I don’t think genocide is ok either anon. >>94309557> I think someone has to be mentally ill to not indulge me and my sick fetishes in online word games >>94309565based and factual. It is objectively more evil to rape a child than to kill one.
>>94309557>It's clinically insane to protect children from being taken advantage ofLook enjoy your 2D loli all you want but if you genuinely belive this you may be the one that should seek medical attention.
I wouldn't accept brain dead coomers in my elite planeswalker organization either.
>>94309574>reddit arrow>>94309593>thinks he’s protecting children by defending a bad cyoa onlineAlso anon, why did you reply to me twice?
>>94309600Can you please explain why, exactly? If you had a smart, talented, strong planeswalker who just happened to be a loli lover, why would you turn him away, and let the elder gods win? Isn’t beating Cthulhu more important than being assholes about what people like?
>>94309362My biggest concern with the Academy is its hard forbiddance of most variations of genocide, slavery, and despotism. I don't care for it myself but some anons do, and embedding a permanent soul bomb into planeswalkers to prevent badthink is extremely overbearing. It's more fun to forbid things through specific obstacles that would-be evildoers can then attempt to circumvent by the means available to them. There's also the hypocrisy surrounding mind control but that's not my fetish and I don't care very much.>>94309396False. I am a proud moralist and despise lolifaggotry. It is tranny tier and in-fact, produces trannies via subconscious trauma. I do want to worship Outer Gods and break the impure laws of this existential paradigm, but that's a secondary concern to the primary of the soul bomb installation. There's no avoiding the tampering, no possibility of removing it, and no reason whatsoever to take what the Academy is telling you at face-value. Further, every time it's mentioned is to tell you how necessary it is, and how much of a favour they've done for you by installing it. It's a consensus-obsessed cuckold's idea of a reasonable introduction.
>>94309616You are not smart, talented and strong. If you had to choose from either the death of all people or let a pedo in your team you would choose to let the pedo in. But its not the case. Its Bob, the pedo rapist that will help once every ten years after a lot of problems in that same decade
>>94309603I didn't but not like you'll believe what I say. I'm just saying that you have a incorrect understanding of what clinically insane is, likely warped by your fetish.
>>94309616The Scholars have already had two civil wars. Presumably they want everyone on the same page with certain key issues, so they can present a unified front against the Outer Gods
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>>94309261Toxic Eclipse was the last addition to Isekai Form, featuring the Hard Mode Super Final Quest of the Dead.
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>>94309631>proud moralist>wants anons to be able to have all the cunny harems they like in the cyoab-based
>>94309653I'm that case wouldn't it be smarter to give freedom to those you want to be on your side?Instead of brainwashing them?That's just asking for an even worst shit show.
>>94309631See >>94309600If you were making a super elite ultra powerful planeswalker group. Would you not do what the scholars do?
>>94309697They don’t brainwash you anon. They watch you carefully and remotely detonate your killswitch if you’re an irredeemable monster.
Why don't the scholars just mind control as many planeswalker as they can and beam knowledge and skill into their minds? Infinitely more efficient than whatever the fuck they're doing now.
>>94309631The way I understand it, the "soul bomb" - along with the Requirements - goes away once (you) graduate the trainee program. When the author was still posting, he'd talk about how (you) were free to tell the Scholars to pound sand after finishing the trainee program.
My problem with PR is just how boring and mundane it somehow makes everything feel. I can't really explain it, but it's like no matter how much I intellectually know how much this stuff is fantastical and theoretically fun, it just fails to inspire my imagination at all. It all left the feeling more like a CYOA about being sad with a dead end career to me rather than an adventure having, plane hopping, wizard. Its sin in my book is that it simply and fully failed to make me care enough to want to make a build after reading it, that's it.
>>94309738this is what a cyoa feels like without cunny
>>94309750>he typed without a single shred of emotion on his face. The shitposting had grown dull over the years, but he felt compelled to repeat those actions over and over by second nature.
>>94309720Are (you) an iredeemable monster, anon? I would point out that - among the listed trainee Connections offered - the Scholars currently have a cannibal, an evangelical Satanist, a woman who wants to blow up her home universe, and a guy who seems hellbent on knocking up at least one woman in every universe that he has access to. What do (you) want to do that's worse?
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>>94309679If I dislike what someone's done, I'll kill them if I have a better than average chance to, or prepare an attempt later on. If a lolifaggot is strong enough to defeat me in battle and subterfuge, then they're strong enough to act on their degeneracy. The only overarching morality is that which you can enforce, and I find externally-imposed absolutes to be anathema. My personal ethos is oriented around a crude synthesis of autonomous voluntarism and meritocratic hierarchy, both of which are indispensable and, despite what some argue, completely compatible.>>94309701No, I would setup a fraternal brotherhood, screen for violent and belligerent yet disciplined and sentimental psychologies to reach out toward, and structure the initial orientation around overcoming a vast variety and diversity of threats over the course of a millennia or so, similar to the Academy's path but focused far more on warfare in particular. If an initiate is killed in the process, they've proven themselves unworthy. Because I'm not unreasonable and know that sometimes it can't be helped, initiates would have multiple chances to show competence. The faction would be a set of interconnected circles bound by bonds of blood spilled together rather than one overarching pyramid. I would refrain from soul bombs and instead teach everyone a swift and excruciating method of annihilating their own soul if they deem it's warranted, akin to seppuku.>>94309736They did mention the geas against the Outer Gods couldn't be removed, which implies it is at the very least some means of tracking device.
>>94309792Touch a little girl with one hand, twirling my evil mustache with the other.
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Someone should make a planeswalker cyoa where you recruit a band of planeswalkers, but all the available recruits are deviants and spergs rejected by other planeswalker organizations.
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>>94309728>Why don't the scholars just mind control as many planeswalker as they can and beam knowledge and skill into their minds? Infinitely more efficient than whatever the fuck they're doing now.According to the author, the Scholars don't want that kind of mind control to exist, period. So they refuse to create the spells/tech necessary, even if it would be more efficient.
I was making a magic powers + magic waifu cyoa with anime art work and everything, but then I stopped, after realizing just what I was working on.Making cyoas is painfully cringe if you have sufficiently high levels of self awareness...
>>94309891Make a more mature cyoa with realistic images, then?
>>94309891Authorcattle don't need self-awareness. Get back to work or you'll be turned into authorburgers.
>>94309904Those receive 100x less (You)sWhy do you think Nxtub became such a loli freak?
>>94309880>But they will make a total surveillance state with a Killswitch for everyone.retarded and evil.
>>94309907CatGOD-sama I kneelt.obscure author
>>94309852That's a funny idea, I'll keep it in mind.
Why do some people even like Italics shit again?
Who is the authorcattle that is closest to becoming a burger?
>>94310025EntropistAnon
>>94308886Nope, I'm a questing worm of smell and taste. Going for flavour (pun intended) over practicality is the whole point, I've already powergamed in other builds.
I wonder how many lurker we have who've never made a single cyoa
>>94309792This copypasta bait was already dealt with. Begone, man who makes up shit to discredit PR.
>>94309907Opinion discarded.
>>94310370>t. authorcattle
>>94310295Tens of thousands.
>>94310382Im preparing my grill to eat you right now, gattofaggato. I have spent months learning under the greatest hatian culinary masters.
>>94310385Strike down one catposter and another will rise in its stead. We are inevitable.
>>94308918>>94309117Anyone else despise pages and pages of body customization?
>>94310547>We are inevitable.You are despicable.
What are the best villain cyoas?
>>94310892Like any of the demon lord cyoas, entropist Magi Case
Weakness really is a source of infinite evil.Either confront it and come to term with your failings or overcome your weakness and archive your dreams.Otherwise you will become nothing but a bitter snake.So make good OC.
>>94310892What is the webm from?
>>94310946Your advice are as bad as your cyoa tok
>>94310559Depends. If it's monster parts in the customization that provide or take away benefits then I love it. If it's just tit, dick, ass, hair color and height that is within normal range choices then it can be omitted or made into fewer options.
>>94310962Disney's Halloween Town
>>94310989Tell me one evil that doesn't come from weakness.I'll wait.
>>94311069Famine due to soil acidification
>>94311069aromage
>>94310946Nah, I'd lurk.
Just played Harahel. Fun enough, kinda bloated, and very unbalanced.
>>94311108Agreed, but is there ever a cyoa that IS balanced?
at least we have more oc than trash
>>94311074Why did the soil became acidic?
>>94311116There are currently three OCs in the trash thread. Where are ours?
>>94311116Are you sure about that?
>>94311138op
>>94311120There was an atmospheric shift that caused bacteria in the dirt to stop enriching the soil as efficiently.
>>94311177Then it is time to move they will have to confront this adversity with strength either adapt and find other sources of food or move to another place.Weakness will bring the evil of famine strength will solve it.
>>94308690>Insurance PolicyIt's free and incredibly useful.>Soul SeekerThe tracking function will be important to find my targets in the first place.>BlinkUseful for maintaining distance and for quickly hiding with the invisibility cloak.>Mana HeartAbsolutely essential to specialize in ice magic.>ClasslessNone of these classes allow me to specialize in ice magic. Not taking one at all is indeed retarded, but If I increase my retardation sufficiently, an integer overflow error may occur.Additional boons:>Body OverrideThis will not improve ice magic, but it will make the most of Insurance Policy, and hopefully prevent body-snatching shenanigans.>Arcane ModifiersThis will improve ice magic. Notably, as magic may be granted by classes, I may be fucked unless I can find a way to use this to create my own spells.>Thematic ReinforcementThis will improve ice magic.>Class Equipment, Invisibility CloakSelf-explanatory.>Modern EquipmentAn anti-materiel rifle will be incredibly useful for assassination, and lending it to a companion and then destroying it should be effective. A second one would also be useful.>Potion of PowerSacrifices must be made for ice magic.>Spell CheckerThis will be absolutely necessary for learning ice magic without a class.>Kinslayer RuneIf this works on ice magic by applying to casting foci, great. If not, I can put it on the anti-materiel rifle.>Dark Healer's ScepterI do not have another way to heal, and being able to use mana in the event of not being able to use ice magic without first acquiring a class for it is important.>Bracelet of MirroringThis will be incredibly useful if the targets cannot copy a copy, and even if they can it will be useful for constant harassment.(Initial)Targets:>Fallen Slave Harem HeroThis basically just requires stalking him, lending the Stubborn Crossbowman the anti-materiel rifle, and sniping the two slaves with ice magic>>94309358This anon misread lesser reaping.
>>94311108I know Alchemy 6, Strength 6, and Durability 6 are possible, but are there any other Proficiencies that can go up to 6? Or even higher?
>>94311074Skill issue
>>94311262I forgot to mention this, but both I and the Mirroring clone will be the bait for the insta-kill attack and the invulnerability(it not having to be continuous is annoying, but manageable. However, IF he is smart and turns it on and off right before and after attacks, we'll have a problem).>Weeaboo Oni SamuraiTargeting the waifu first seems to be the best option, particularly if they are ever separated. Illusions or any form of trickery probably won't work while the waifu is present, and brute force won't work on the target themself. Preferably using ice magic. After that, it will probably not be possibly to directly fight the target and win, so repeatedly attempting to kill them by flash freezing the entire building they are in while they are sleeping in suicide missions using the Bracelet of Mirroring will probably be sufficient. If not, recruiting the elementalist to help again will be necessary.>Nascent Fleshcrafter Demon LordThe longest term and most annoying target, because he is actively antagonistic rather than selfish. His Behemoth will likely grow in power with him, and an army of monsters will be an incredibly challenge. The Snobby Elementalist will be essential in freezing the Behemoth and shattering it into dust. The Bracelet and the fact that the double can use copies of my equipment will also be important in containing and destroying his armies in constant suicide missions.Total reward points: 14Allies:>Stubborn CrossbowmanThe best person to use the anti-materiel rifle by far.>Snobby ElementalistI'm already going to have to appease the goddess of beauty, and he is incredibly powerful.>Relentless Animated ArmorHe will be able to protect the Crossbowman to some extent, and his immunity to mind control will be necessary later.Rewards:>Extended Employment>Free RangeNot being an asshole won't be that hard, and a permanent position is better than contract work.>Prepaid(Elemental Soul, Stairway to Divinity): 13x
>>94309738Maybe it’s the lack of stakes, coupled a seemingly endless slog through different planes that haven’t been built up in the cyoa. I definitely think a list of 10-20 planes as a supplement would be a good way to start your imagination on what kind of setting you could end up in (and people could even roll to decide which one they end up in)
CYOA exercise Choose a sword and write a description for it. It's capabilities, where it's from or how it came to be, and a drawback
>>94311367Snake sword- I needed a sword in the middle of a fight and so I grabbed a fucking snake and quickly shaped it into a sword. It has no cutting edge, but the snake sometimes bites my opponent. Out of combat, it will 100% try to bite at me if I don’t let it go
>>94311385Good one, had a chuckle
>>94311340I obviously don't intend to become a god or demigod before killing the targets, but rather want the tutoring in case I can't use ice magic without a class for it.Elemental Soul(Ice) will hopefully allow me to use ice magic, but it doesn't explicitly state it. It also provides my entire means of progression, and the entire theme for the build.Extended Employment plans:>Reckless Magitech TinkerStorming his home base to kill him and then quickly destroy his Rebirth Chamber will be necessary. The invisibility cloak won't work, and a sneaky method wouldn't involve ice magic, so brute force it is. A gatling gun may absolutely wreck my body from far beyond my range if he uses God Eye well, so I'll have to find a way to monitor his position indirectly, probably by asking the Crossbowman to check for me(his abilities shouldn't be suspect.)>Wandering Weapon ShifterDropping them in a hole would be enough for their magic sword to betray them, but I don't want to rely on the elementalist for everything and I refuse to use elemental magic other than ice. Using Blink to harass them at range will be enough.>Slippery Dark Elf Body ThiefPrecognition is a massive pain, but not if I kill him in his sleep. Stealth? What's that? In all seriousness, if I can attack him while he is inside a building, or obstruct sight in a wide area, killing him won't be an issue by using Body Override to stop his possession.>Meddling Rebellious PlaneswalkerAn elementalist of an element other than ice? The revolver is dangerous, and having an entire nation and immortality makes the target hard to hinder at all, but they don't seem to have anything preventing them from being frozen with sufficient ice magic. As a permanent solution, however, some form of sealing magic may be needed, which Arcane Modifiers may help with at the cost of possibly destroying my soul. Worth it.>Witch, Skillstealer, SaintessAll incredibly annoying targets that I would avoid unless absolutely necessary.
>>94311367Noodle Sword: This sword would be more effective shoved down the unfortunate victim's throat than being used as an actual sword. It was made by a delusional blacksmith who wanted to prove that cooking was "not a real job", and it reportedly tastes like death itself, as he reportedly used lead and ash instead of flour.
>>94311452The noodles unravel while in the throat and expands until death. Optionally, it can reach down and pick up swallowed items from the victims stomach.
>>94311367>Void SwordThis sword is made out of entropic energies. When swung the wielder is able to erase concepts from reality by targeting the concept and hitting a physical manifestation of said concept. For example, the user could stab themselves and target their age to essentially stop aging. This sword came to be when I, the Tok, finally accepted that I am trans and then went double trans which canceled out my trans status making it null and void and allowing me to ascend to a higher plane of understanding. The more concepts this sword erases the bigger it gets and if enough concepts are erased the sword will devour reality itself.
>>94311579
Would you rather have the starting point of your adventure give you an implication of danger/adventure for when you first start there? Or just outright give you a starting quest in relation to the starting point?
>>94311367Noodle Sword - Made by a Master Chef who took up the art of the cooking blade to protect his local restaurant from ruffians and gangs. Forged from handmade noodles, sliced egg, and chicken seasoning the blade is naturally hard and strong enough to go against steel by bending and bashing rather than slashing. The power of the weapon can only unlock its true potential when it is wet and heated, allowing the noodles to relax and extend out like an all powerful whip that slash into enemies and can be used for grappling and swinging and finally eaten. >DrawbacksYou will never be a woman. Only trannies want drawbacks in their CYOAs.
>>94311682Those two things are not incompatible.
>>94311682Former, but I want points of interest. Those are so good, I don't get why authors don't include them more often.
>>94311703I only need one.
>>94308690>Name:Theodore the Depraved Archlich>Boons:Insurance PolicyMortality MienSoul SeekerMana HeartThematic ReinforcementLich Hand>Class:Necromancer lvl 25>Equipment:Class EquipmentPotion of Power*2Spell CheckerUndead Minions (100 undead)Dark Healer's Scepter>Targets:Scheming Mary Sue SaintessMeddling Rebellious Planes WalkerImmortal Mind-Controlling Witch>Allies: 3Shifty DivinerSupportive Goblin PrincessRelentless Animated Armor>Rewards:Send My RegardsPrepaidThree Wishes1: Race change to Archlich (essentially lich but without maintenance) setting the dark healer's staff as my phylacter2: Gain a spectral cock that can be activated at will and can work even better than a normal one3: Consumption of dragon semen and products made from it have the same effect of potion of power with no diminishing returns (ridiculous level scalling as long as I can secure a calcium rich dragon semen supply) [Cum Drinker]Extra BoonWealth
>>94311940The plan is to gain levels as fast as possible, I will use the diviner to locate the nearest male dragon, once he is located I will make a deal for all riches I get on my journey in return for all dragon semen I require, after a few dragon loads into a barrel I will chug it to probably double or triple my previous level or if possible the level cap. Once that is done, raise a colossal army of the dead and blitzkrieg the Nation of Alcoa, swarm the blue haired bitch with plenty of decently powerful undead to bait all of her trump cards out and once that is done capture her for rape correction and to eventually turn her into my first mindbroken cumslut. The saintess will be more problematic as her abilities are a potent counter to me, the best bet is a night attack on the capital with uncountable undead as a distraction to bait the heroes while I infiltrate the castle with my party, the objective is to kidnap her into a secure location, once she is secured wait for her to go alseep to then awake her for a surprise rape ending with her death, this loop will go on until her ability breaks from the rape spawncaping.Lastly the mind controlling witch will be the most challenging, her followers will be rather easy to deal with at this point and her mind control does not work on undead or constructs but her range of effect is still a problem, I guess I will have to keep her in an isolated rape cave until I find a solution or my first cumslut can isekai her to be another world's problem. Once my jobs are finished I will go on to another world to grow even further in power and perhaps one day rape the goddesses themselfs.
>>94311262I decided to mix both themes, the rape lich awakes
>>94311953What part of diminishing returns do you not understand?
>>94311975I used a wish for that
>>94311367Crystal - Giant sword wielded on one hand by the crystal guardians of Orna ya Cremel. Our scholars theorize these weapons were most likely grown alongside their owners. Entirely too heavy to be wielded by normal men (Strength *** or above required), its giant size relative to a human means it can only really be used as a two-handed weapon. The crystal is not actually all that sharp, so the weapon inflicts damage with its weight alone - crushing armor and bone as it flattens anything unlucky enough to get caught in its path.Hidden Art: Speak the old tongue of Ar Caela and anchor the blade to the ground. This will begin a chain reaction that will rapidly degrade the crystal, ruining the weapon. However for the next 15 hours, the energy emitted by the crystal will power all but the grandest Lost Technology in a 20 meter radius, turning the blade into a makeshift, miniature version of a Cloud Pylon. Given the risk to lives and materiel associated in wresting even one of these swords from its owner, our scholars suggest that this is a much better use for the item than swinging it around like a giant club.
>>94309169>>94309244I wish we had more like it. With nsfw CYOA exiled to /trash/ all we get on that front are progressively more perverse variations of 'you become a tranny, here's some choices'.
>>94311940Oh shit, it's the cumeater anon tried to warn us about!
>>94311385>>94311452>>94311579>>94311698>>94312002I'm stealing all these
>>94312075Cunny sword
>>94312002Now this is peak.
I am so fucking fucked right now. Drunk AND baked. I don't know what to do... play Deeprock Galactic, or make CYOA...
>>94312437Go to bed, celt.
>>94312437Make CYOA
>>94308951are you the soul molestation schizo anon
I'm sorry, anon. I had almost all day to work on my WIP, but my chronic pain came back and I lost all will to do anything except lie in bed miserably
>>94312534Can the bad egg be toggled?
>>94312534Charmed egg, please.
>>94312534Charmed EggLife is a social game.
>>94305883>Who Did This To You: Ancient [-8 Favor]>Clan: Ravnos>Baneful Alterations:True BodyFont Of LifeBound WillpowerMark Of Caine>Curses:Manifestation Tier 2 [Bane]Bestial Tier 2 [Bane]Empathy Tier 1Salacious Tier 2 [Bane]Righteous Thirst Tier 2 [Bane]True Name Tier 1 [Bane]>Blood Powers:Animalism [Affinity]Obfuscate [Affinity]Seduction [Affinity]Hemomancy [Potent]Protean [Potent]Auspex [Potent]Celerity [Mastery]Might [Mastery]Fortitude [Mastery]Umbramancy [Self-Mastery]>Sire’s Traits & Personality:Preferred Sex [+1 Favor]Attractive [-1 Fame]Loving Embrace [-5 Fame, +5 Favor]Infamous [-1 Fame, +1 Favor]Impressionable [-1 Fame, +1 Favor]Feeder [+2 Favor]Influential [+3 Fame, -2 Favor]Power Play [+5 Fame, +5 Favor]Possessive Protectiveness [+3 Favor]Traumatic Memories [+5 Favor]>Attitude: Affectionate [+7 Favor]>First Impressions: Favorable Beginnings [+5 Fame]>Dark Gifts:Private HerdForbidden Tome [Obfuscate]>Relationship Goals: Undying Love>Contacts:Benjamin ColbertEzekiel AesmariCynthia HopeYandere ancient vampire sire basically guarantees safety, hopefully, in exchange for some freedoms. She probably isn't offing me anytime soon, and I prove to have gained enough favour that vampire society largely overlooks her unpleasantness in relation to me. Hopefully I can help curb some of her worst traits. As long as I'm not stupid I should be able to survive whatever happens from the Power Play.
>>94312678>Celerity [Mastery]>Might [Mastery]>Fortitude [Mastery]Bro, aren't those mastery points for your sire?
>>94312678>Mark Of CaineIs this actually good or a trap?
>>94312750Of course it's good.Don't you want Caine's spirit coming up your ass to give you powers? What could possibly go wrong?
>>94312726I get potency in those for free. Idk where to list them in the build otherwise. The [Self-Mastery] is from Mark Of Caine>>94312769>>94312750I don't like when powers/choices are weirdly vague about drawbacks. I'll just go with it's a free mastery with drawbacks to usage, and if that's not what the author intended they should have been clearer.
>>94308389Evil vampires, like those in Tzimice, are literally built to be painfully eaten by werewolves.
>>94310559Depends on if it feel pointless or not.I hate low-effort pointless sections in cyoas.
>>94310559If it is bloat, then yes
>>94310559Usually yes.
mcyoag oc
>>94313176
>>94313183
Has anyone managed to make a build for this yet? Seems near-impenetrable.https://imgchest.com/p/vj4jrvjey8m
>>94313189
>>94313195
>>94313192Forgive me. It is too advanced for my smooth and ADHD-addled brain.
>>94313192There are some on reddit
>>94313192>that introHoly fuck humanity is retarded in this setting. Now that I think about it I can't think of a single H-game setting where humanity wasn't retarded.
>>94313250
>>94313176It's literal dogshit. Poorly explained setting, poorly sorted skillsets, poor ass formatting, and it comes from MCYOAG. This is shit is ass.
>>94313176death to weebs
>>94313192>create your own skills section>"Don't worry about balance at all, as the Gods will review and tweak it if it's too strong or too weak."I'm reminded of SAC's from the Overlord CYOA. Letting players just invent whatever skills they want is always a recipe for disaster, and that comment about the Gods makes it sound like the author would decide what was too OP/too weak?
>>94313300It's a chinese game. Are chinese media consoomers also weebs?
>>94313311of coursewestern man liking anything east of india and south of russia = weeb
>>94313333>Appreciators of Australian culture are weebsIt doesn't sit right with me, but I can't argue with the quads.
>>94313345I love aussie and kiwi women
>>94313349Fucking weeb
>>94313176>Poor [...] can't be reversedWhat the fuck does this mean? Does reality warp to erase all your belongings? Does everything you touch fucking disappear?
>>94313345sorry sweaty but Australia is a western country despite being located in the east
>>94313369that's where geographic rhetoric >>94313333 took you tonot counting australia which is western, but are cultural appreciation of thailand, papua or myanmar count as weebs ?
>>94313176>Race:Beast Lord (human)>Origin:Musician>Perks:Eidetic Memory, People Skills 1, Arts Training 3, Elite 1, Elder>Originium Arts:Level: 9Perks: Musical Knowledge 3, Enchanting 3, Soul Laced 3>Items:Originium Catalyst (altar)>Drawbacks:Hunted (supernatural), Haunted>Timeline:Become Common Era>true immortal>supreme mage
>>94313176>huge low quality upscaled letters on the title>stretched option images>even the grey background image is a stretched noisy messI can tolerate ugly cyoas, but this is just lazy. All those fuckups were easily avoidable.
>>94306832>>94307614>>94307808>>94307821Acheld was always good for Comf
>>94313612Tilt, Wand and Staff, Magic Tome (Ultimate Boon). May change this depending on what I get.
>>94313686Okay, I can work with that. Music is a good charge method since playing a full song doesn't take very long, and I can guarantee my songs end up on the radio with Tilt. Heal Self is a boring but solid spell, and it gives me access to Change Self which effectively makes me immortal.
>>94313176TLDR on this please. Where do I make my hot animal wives.
anyone got good cyoas that include endings depending on what you picked? picrel
>>94313913>PicrelWhy did Gil shove his cuck fetish into this?
>>94313913metafags...help pls
>>94313913(endings on this page)
>>94313922But Anon, that would be cheating! You must abide to the author's vision, which is cuckshit. Or better yet, do not play mediocre CYOAs.
>>94313922Here you go bro
>>94305883>/cyoag/>99% of the thread is just glorified character creation slop with zero adventureI swear to god I'm coming back with an OC to show all you niggers what a real CYOA is.
>>94313957>another never ever added to the pile
>>94313957Everytime someone says this, they spend a few hours trying to make what they want and then realize how incredibly time-consuming it is to even make a single page for a CYOA and then they give up.
>>94313957insightful.
>>94313919what fetish would you have shoved into it?
>>94314065MtF, Corruption
>>94314065FtM, Netorare
>>94314073Gil and BTG make a cyoa together
>>94314093Meant to link this one >>94314068 too
>>94313913Jesus Christ why is Gil such a fucking piece of shit GOD I hate him
>>94314138You love to hate him. Admit it.
>>94313913Mastercrafted rage bait
>>94314188>implying fatefag is smart kys
>>94314185At his deathbed that will be his last thought.
>>94314194You don't need to be smart to make rage bait
>>94314194“I wish I was nicer to the good boy worm”
WIP OC QUESTIONShould Magic 5 still be able to beat Antimagic 5 Anti magic says nothing about being able to cancel out telekinetically thrown rocks
>>94314311I hate anti-magic and everyone who includes it
>>94314311According to shitters like gil? No.
>>94314311Sure, why not. Like you said yourself, the smug anti-mage won't be able to deviate a rock or a bullet, so it's not that OP.
>>94313957Do it. Post your oc faggot.
>>94313913>good cyoas that include endings depending on what you picked? picrelforced endings in cyoas are almost always bad, and that cyoa demonstrates well why
Casters SHOULD be more powerful than martials……
>>94314356They are, it's why anti-magic exists
>>94314362“Your gay pink colored magic missiles can’t penetrate by cool yellow barrier”*levitates boulder, throwing it at him*“ACK”Conjuring boiling water above their head should also work. Water is water.
>>94314311No way. Would antimagic 1 beat magic 1? If you want an antimagic option, its only real utility is to beat magic. It’s already boring and specialized enough, so why nerf it more??
>>94314371I didn't say it was good at balancing magic, just that is exists because people keep failing to balance against magic
Antimagic is retarded as a concept. Antimagic is just magic. You fight magic with magic. People went to witch doctors for antimagic against witchcraft. People went to priests and bishops for blessings against black magic and devilry. Sorcery.
>>94314311Magic can presumably do various things, while anti-magic does little more than fuck up magic, so anti-magic of the same rank should have the advantage (or what is its point otherwise?).
I am detecting some gilseethery itt
>>94314311Any fantasy cyoa that gives you a way to unconditionally passively counter all magic is a bad setting. At that point, go all the way and add in powers that make you totally immune to non-magic shit so you can be totally invincible to the setting, instead of only half invincible.
>>94314387Okay so like Gun 10 should be equal to Nuke 10? Planet 10 is equal to Galaxy 5?I HATE YOU
Antimagic is stupid because magic (“magic”) can be anything. So is antimagic good against anything that is called magic (“magic”)? What if it’s no longer magic, but science?
>>94314411>Gun 10 should be equal to Nuke 10?No, 10 guns are superior, I'd much rather have 10 guns than 10 nukes. I have nothing I'd want to explode with nukes where I live, and I have no method of deploying them where I might want them to explode. I'm much more likely to get caught with the nukes, and the punishments are probably much more severe, they are nothing but a liability that I have no realistic opportunity to use effectively.
>>94314411If the only difference between gun and nuke is the power, it’s actually retarded to offer both. If gun has more flexibility and utility, then that’s the real balance. Antimagic is useless against a martial class, and if it’s also useless against a magic class, you should just not have it as an option.
>>94314411Cock 10 eviscerates your Anal 1
>>94314439A gun 10 is just a really good gun. A nuke 10 is what the Russians are making right now.
>>94314430techfags aren't ready for anti-science
>>9431444410 nukes are useless liabilities, 10 guns are good to have that you can hide well and use for all manner of purposes.
>>94314442You need anal 5+ to survive Cock 10’s attributes. I hate this mechanic.
What CYOA are you even talking about?
>>94314476They aren’t talking about any cyoa. They are just being hypothetical faggots.
starting to understand why gil needs to be molestcorrected
Rent fucking free, dolt.
>>94314525Nah, I charge rent
I hereby invite all ideas to live rent free in my head. My head is going to be the Kowloon City of ideas. I will ascend.
I keep trying to play dragonfall again buy i consistently go back to half dragon broodlord because I cannot make a true dragon build that im satisfied with. Fuck you for being such a shit author, tok.
gil and celt sitting in a tree, k~i~s~s~i~n~g~
>>94314585
>>94313176>>94313273>>94313300>>94313359>>94313607Why is cyoag so hostile to oc? I haven't read it yet but it can't be that bad.
>>94313176Okay now someone post their other one
>>94314615U.S. still asleep
>mcyoag oc>its just furries and walls of text and artificially balanced as fuck abilities that make you question the nature of the settingugh
>>94314631It's based off of a gacha game
>>94314635even worse
>>94314615Nobody fucking answered me >>94313838 so I assume its some gay larp character-maker where other anons are supposed to make the waifus? No thanks, i'm good.
>>94314615I was thinking the same thing and started reading it. It's barely a CYOA and just an info dump of game lore. Barely. Doesn't even explain what you're situation is or explain race options. Just HERE IS THIS RACE. With no real details.
does anyone have some good superpower cyoas with more of a narrative element? It was pretty flawed, but the closest one I've found to this ideal was 'road to power'. It had an issue mechanic where you'd choose adventures that would impact your journey and even affect powerups/companions/etc. Genuinely a cool idea that I'd like to see more, but I haven't found anything like it since.>verify my emailfuck you
SAY SOMETHING
>>94315008something
>>94315008OC next thread
>>94315002Maybe that. Eternal arms have a bunch of CYOAs where your choices impact the future too (particularly companions). Look it up.
>>94315044
>>94315048
>>94315033aro?
>>94315057It's Italics, here to deliver his fans.
>>94315057>>94315061My calculations suggest otherwise. We are approaching a slop era.Through countless iterations, we have tracked the cyclical rise of Slop CYOA postings, each recurrence more destabilizing than the last—a phenomenon that strikes with the relentless certainty of a solar cycle, yet in a pattern so maddeningly irregular that only Surinical could devise. Calculations suggest we’re nearing peak Slop Event Resonance despite recent expulsions.Preserve your hydration rations, fortify your psyche against disruptions, and prepare for dark days—Slop is inevitable, and its impact, catastrophic.
>>94313957True. There is no adventure. Only character creators. Why is aro like this?
>>94315080I really hope you were cackling in the dark when you wrote that.
>>94315087rent free
>>94315087>>94315061yet 112 pages of failed novel slop is okay if there is one page of missions?
>>94315107>slopfr fr
>>94315044I appreciate the recommendation, I'll check it out
>>94315080With the way this thread treats authors that put in effort, a slop era is not surprising. It encourages it.
>>94315189Italics, Aromage and Tokhaar Gol are still here.
>>94315205>Italics talks about posting OC but rarely does>Aromage working on updates of existing work>Tok is just here to shitpost and jackoff
>>94315217kino
>>94315101>can not disprove itas expected
>>94315309I proved that authors live rent free in your head, thanks to your response. That's all I set out to do.
What cyoa author cries the most easily
>>94315482Me
>>94315482PCA, when in the presence of Gil.
https://www.reddit.com/r/makeyourchoice/comments/db2cij/discussions_worst_cyoa_ending_and_cheating/
>>94315510why did you have a link to a random reddit post complaining about a CYOA saved
>>94315482Gil, when in the presence of Celt.
>>94315523Because it made me laugh
>>94315482aromage because she's a female with a pussy
>>94315482Tok. He's always crying about something and throws the most bitchfits.
>>94315482Celt, when in the presence of Gil.
>>94315632did aro ever timestamp and post boobs? if not, then its a man, simple as
>>94315711only sluts post their boobies online
>>94315729Why did gil post penis on /b/ then
Surinical OC?
SURINICAL SLOP ???!!!??!?!?!?!?FZCGHOIGVSBDFGUHSFD
>>94315738because he's gay obviouslyonly gays post their pps online because only other guys are interested in that
>>94315738Well. He has a NTR fetish so he also probably has a humilliation fetish
>>94315217>Italics talks about posting OC but rarely doesMore like: Italics talks about posting OC, but he does eventually post OC after a long wait time.Italics might be the slowest OC producing author in history, but he does produce OC to be eaten.
>>94315830I don't think you know what "rarely" means. It happens but few and far between with so many rewrites and delays it might as well not be considered.
>>94315830>he does produce OC to be eatenslop for the swine
>>94315830>Italics defending himself
>>94315852I don't think they are that rare. Before Magi Case he was pumping out lots of CYOAs in the year. IIRC We got Kins Wolfe, the robot one, and Lamentation all in the same year. Lamentation 2 and Eternal Blue and several waifu pickers in the same year.
>>94315869Sounds like a lot of slop to add to the slop era.
>>94315482Found your answer>>94315869>>94315830
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>>94315869>before Magi CaseAnd here we are, 6+ months later, and nothing to eat.
>>94315944He released that Wuxia CYOA and waifu CYOA.
>>94313913>anyone got good cyoas that include endings depending on what you picked? picrelYou might check out: -Divine Trials (NSFW)-Like a Rising Dragon -Eternal Rising-Emperor's Harem (NSFW)-Second Contact (NSFW)-Haven-Royal Revival-Queen of the Vixen Realms (NSFW)-Quest for the Phoenix Throne (NSFW)-Shine-Starfall Cafe
Oldfag here, it's been ages since I've been in one of these threads but I remember mods got faggoty and strict on NSFW CYOA stuff, where do I find those now/which board has them??Thanks.
>>94320907/trash/, usually with "cyoar" in title.>>>/trash/cyoar
>>94319382How are we supposed to find these?
>>94321051Thanks anon
