Post them short race girls. Dwarves are ok despite being medium creatures.
>>94355874Do entrepreneurial frog girls count? Or are we just cooming here?
>>94355951>won't coom to frogstruly prejudice has come to roost again
>>94355972But surely you wouldn't a kobold would you?
>>94355981Nope.
>the umgi are after our women again
>>94355998then there's still hope
I wish japs didn't give every non-human pointy ears. Makes everyone too elf -like.
Green.
>>94356492Stop bitching. And stop ban evading you loser.
I am calling a meeting of the /tg/ conclave. We need to come together and agree that gnomes shouldn't be player characters and that they serve no additional purpose that Halflings don't fill.
>>94356825cute
>>94356000Your race has women? I thought your kind reproduced by communally jizzing on rocks or impregnating other men.
>>94356825I support kobolds and their solution to the Gnomish question.
>>94356909Personally I advocate for a complete smolocaust.
>>94356825I like when gnomes are miniature dwarves/elves and halflings are miniature humans. I like it so much that in my magical realm, dwarves and elves are the progenitor races (created to tend to the mountains and forests) and every other race is actually a degenerate strain of one of the two (humans being a substrain of orcs after being removed from nature, while orcs are a substrain of elves who let their forests grow too wild; halflings being a substrain of humans after being reintroduced to nature).
>>94356900Stay out of our taverns.
>>94356993Make me short stop.But I understand now: I've never entered a dwarf tavern in my life and I've been surrounded by such women since I started adventuring. I don't need to enter your dirty taverns because your women seek out tallfolk cock by choice!
>>94356993What if I put on leg pouches?
>>94356825>gnomes shouldn't be player charactersTrueJust keep them as NPCs and make them much smaller, with silly hats, 7 times stronger than you
Don't make me tap the sign.
>>94357469Nose too small
>>94357502
most of these just look like human girls
>>94356825I prefer removing halflings instead
>>94356825I am calling a meeting of the /tg/ conclave. We need to come together and agree that elves shouldn't be player characters and that they serve no additional purpose that humans don't fill.
>>94358107Elves are better when they're NPCs, so sure.
Dwarves, but evil.
>>94355874What game is this for, lil bro?You DO play games RIGHT, lil bro?Surely you ain't just here to goon when multiple goonboards exist, lil bro.
>>94358198>what game is this>as if dwarves or other small humanoids weren't common across various fantasy games
>>94358265So you have no games, lil bro?That's real sad, lil bro. You should find some friends, and some games, lil bro.Maybe then you wouldn't need to make shit threads like this, lil bro.
I enjoy my gnome girls like this
>>94358416I enjoy my gnome girls like this
>>94358467>stablediffusionweb.comlike, why? I'm not the type to complain about AI but was it really necessary to generate this when you there are tons of images of smoldering ashes available with a quick google search?
>>94358416that's just a standard latina
>>94358616>there are tons of images of smoldering ashes available with a quick google search?That's literally where I got it from thobeit. Slop is also all this thread is worth.
>>94358198Network 23 but I've hacked it into a fantasy game and every character in my setting is a sexy shortstack.
>>94355874Games?
>>94358416Sarah Silverman got a boob job?
>>94358351
>>94358164Indeed.
>>94360796
>>94355874
DAWIAWI
>>94360936
>>94361011pic related is the only good take on bearded female dwarves. anything else is freakshit
>>94361078
>>94355874SEX
>>94361206imagine the standing tit jobs until you cum all over her face
>>94361303Sexy hips.
>>94359031Seladon was secretly best girl.Brea can sleep in a cold bed.
>>94358198>calling someone lil bro while holding a zoomer opinionstay in your laneactually no, at least pick a lane
>>94361666Not him, but if I remember right, Seladon should have died in the finale.It's fitting that the devil would like her.
>>94361211Too ugly and man-faced.
>>94358198lurk more newfag
>>94355951Am I about to find out why her name is “Peggy”?
my friends character from our campaign
>>94355981I would. In a heartbeat.
Got any sci-fi womanlets?
>>94366214
>>94362307You sound upset, lil bro
>>94366670zoom zoom
>>94366725yep, xhe's seethin
>>94366214>>94369038
>>94355874>will never bed a big titty strong shortstack dwarf gf and pound the dwarf-human hybrid race into existenceWhy do I still live and breathe?
>>94358467AI slop faggot, how about you generate some who can tolerate your existence lmao.
>>94366385>>94369038>>94369050Thanks for the gremlins.
>>94360996This is actually a plot point in one of my DM's.
>>94355981
Dream big, small gal!
>>94371921She'll get that human husband someday.
>>94356825Gnomes have bigger tits and tighter pussies.If they were real, I would fuck one so hard with my giant cock she'd pass out from the pain and screaming.
>>94371638Looks like my exwife.
>>94373690Can you introduce me to her?
Bump
>>94381535ha ha, he bumped it too out of spite
>>94381531Why. WHY do this, the thread is spent.
>>94376113Can you elaborate further?
>>94372746Quality post!
Remember, if the Goblin doesn't have a big weird nose its basically just a green child, you nonce.
>>94360745>adventuring in a bra, thong, single shoulder pad that barely covers the shoulder let alone the arm, and thigh pouchJust needs some knee-high boots (gaiters could do if she’s got big lizard feet) to complete the shlocky 70s sword and sandal look.
>>94369055One day u may
>>94391133Don't lie to the incel, anon. It's mean.
>>94362354>>94362354Nah, she had an asspull keep her from being drained.Still, she was most entertaining.Too bad Skeksis said no to her membership application.
>>94361093What's that? A female derro?
>>94363905At last, we see the elusive Brain Boy [female].
>>94391031>freakshit in the 70sI always wonder what the motivation behind saying delusional shit like this is.
>>94391031Except for the whole unattractive animal rapist bait race, but yeah! Practically the same thing!
>>94396191This
>>94396191Exceedingly based
>>94398649Uh oh jannytranny meltie!
>>94356030Agreed. I'm on board with all the females getting fat tits, tho. Sure, it reminds me of that Oglaf comic with all the weird races where all the females look like hot vidya chicks. I'm fine with that tho.
>>94409299>tho
>>94413837ye
>>94355894Grr, halfling brat requires correction
>>94361666>>94362354When the emperor pulled the rug out and they all went I honestly thought they were ripping her apart. Probably too dark, but Augra freaking out and the sound design made it look more gruesome than it was.
>>94416965Probably the idea.Still say she screwed up too badly not to sacrifice herself in the finale or something, she had it too easy.
>>94417258She has to eat more shit than any other character, this sets her up to be a great leader in the future (and really that's what they were setting her up for from the start).
Should Goblins have penalty to strength due to their size?
>>94418323Yes, but as a tradeoff they can take any size cock
>>94418323They literally do, at least in 3.5. Have to check again on 2e and Orcs of Thar, but they probably always do.
