Magnus the Rad Edition>Point changes:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/g5ot1app/warhammer-40000-balance-update-points-changes-are-here-with-the-new-munitorum-field-manual/>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>Tithes Animationshttps://gofile.io/d/GpvGgmhttps://gofile.io/d/3oPbxIhttps://gofile.io/d/T8ffnG>How to make wargames terrainhttps://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous thread:>>94373348>Thread question: What would your dream model be for GW to add to the game? I don't just mean "oh they should add x unit to my army," but if you could design any model for whatever faction with or without lore constraints, what would it look like? And as always, post models, level of WIP or skill doesn't matter, I just like seeing cool paint jobs and encouraging beginners.
>>94378734To any jannies, the other thread in the catalog is OP's schizo rambling instead of a real OP post. If you'd rather us be there, then so be it.
>>94378734>tq: they should make a killa Kan with pants
>>94378734I know it's fantasy, but this guy.
>>94378767Adrian Smith is based
>>94378734>TQDeathguard need a mounted unit. Specifically it should be an armored chariot w/ blightlord terminator riding while being pulled by bloated plague ogryn.
I encourage anons in this thread to make photoshops of their models.Yes I know how shit the Hazard stripes are, I've fixed it since I've made this. I will be making another one with the better stripes.
>>94378779who are the best 40k artists?
>>94378788So just glutos orscollion but someone gets grenades/a bolter by their feet?
>>94378791Adrian Smith, Karl kopinski. Noone else is worth your time googling their portfolio
>>94378790
>>94378791I like Lewis Jones. He doesn't have the detail skills of Adrian Smith, but he gets 40k right which is very valuable in this day and age.
>>94378809>>94378804Forgot Lewis jones, he has a handful of really nice pieces
>>94378804>Dissing BlancheOUT
>>94378791John Blanche for the immaculate 40k Vibes™.
>>94378791>>94378815John Blanche is my favorite. It's really cool of GW to now not let their artists take credit for their work in their portfolio, but I guess they just recycle codex art from 2 editions ago anyways.That being said, this looks pretty cool.
Why don't chaos space marines wear gloves anymore?
>>94378813>>94378815>>94378828more like John Bland
>>94378746Are you fine with a tall killa kan wearing a maternity dress?
>>94378847
>>94378853Only if there's a big cannon underneath.
>>94378849oh come on nigga
>>94378813>>94378815Blanche's art is just "here's this random pile of dudes in the corner"It's bland and basic.
>>94378865He's obviously joshing you anon.
>>94378847A lot of berserkers do.
Do you guys think a 270 point brick of the Ironfather and 10 heavy ints is worth it? It sounds super tough to clear.
>>94378867Post your art with a timestamp or you're an artlet.
>>94378865This looks like shit too.Terrible, boring, nonsensical posing, armor is wrong, sisters don't have arco-flagellant arms.Spires in the background are stupid and too thin and serve no purpose.The helmet is terrible and looks stupid, it's badically just the "my face is my shield" meme.3/10, wouldn't hire him.
>>94378880Anyone who takes this post seriously fully deserves all the scams they're gonna get fucked by.
>>94378874Might be if they are hanging out with some ranged tanks or dreads unless they changed the Ironfather's rules since I last saw them (they almost certainly have). Do you already own the Ironfather and 10 heavy int models or are you thinking of buying them?
>>94378875>nooooooooo, you can't criticize someone's profession if you don't do the same workI don't need to be a cook or a baker to be able tell that something is burnt or just plain shit.
What do you think he thinks about all day?
>>94378890The roman empire.
>>94378885I am not obligated to fellate your gay art obsession.If something looks like shit, I will call it shit.
>>94378890Your mom.
>>94378890broadcasting thughunters and skibidi toilet directly to his brain all day every day.
>>94378889>food analogyPottery.
>>94378888I'm building up a marine list and I've got a bunch of tanks. Now I'm looking to build up infantry, and I thought Ironfather might be a good replacement for 1 techmarine.Ideally they run up midfield with a redemptor and a tank or two
>>94378910I can't immediately think of a better for him to attach to, but I'm not a space marine player so I'm no expert. To my untrained ear that sounds fine, but you should really only buy models you think look cool or are thematic which it sounds like that's what you're doing.
can i get some dreads and tanks and run the dark angels battleforce in ironstorm
>>94378890Too busy doing miracles for all the faithful.
Four. Big. Guys.
>>94378933Yes Get the pointmonkey package
Space Marine objectiveslave package>Core:2x5 Scouts1x5 Intercessor1x5 Jump Intercessor>AdvancedAs above, but with an additional1x5 Jump Intercessor1x5 Infiltrator>Premium 1x3 Inceptor1x3 Inceptor.
>>94378976How tall would demon primarch angon be if he actually had good posture?
do you purely play to win or do you get "in character"? as in you field armies you think are thematically appropriate or use tactics they would use?
>>94379012The latter and it consistently gets me shitstomped, to which my friend replies "Why don't you get [insert unit that I don't think fits with the theme of my army]".
>>94378734Tzaangor in power armour.
>>94378978>>94378999is this the pointmoney package?
Demon slugs of nurgle that leave areas of contagion that can grow
What's that model for an army you don't play but really, really, really want because it looks fun to model and paint?For me it's Belakor. I just can't get into demons as their own force and can't justify him in my CSM forces, but fuck he's cool. Runner up to any Baneblade variant.
>>94378976More like four big homos.
At what point in this hobby do you start buying "premium" acrylics anons?
>>94379064When you start using advanced techniques and are good enough to recognize that you're being limited by your tools.
>>94379010Tiny. Because Khorne is the manlet faction. It fuels the rage.
>>94379064there's no such thing as premium acrylicsyou start buying inks and use them with whatever acrylics you have on hand
>>94378813If you apply all the complaints about current codex art to John blanche 90% of them apply to his pieces as well
>>94378890>I can't wait to get a big xtra when I get off this shit
>>94379036I picked up a Lord of Change to paint because I really wanted to, though I then got suckered into wanting to play him and ended up buying a small daemon force I was less attached toNot 40k related but I did the same with a WHF Verminlord Corrupter
>>94379079
>>94378804Mark Gibbons was responsible for most of the iconic logo design in games workshop's history. They hired a comics guy and he delivered. His regular art style is not for everyone but I personally love it. Those sharp toothy skulls are his hallmark.David Gallagher and Wayne England are also worth looking at, albeit less consistent than Kopinski. Probably some more ink artists I haven't mentioned as well. GW commissioned a lot of 2000AD talent to fill in the black and white parts of their books/mags.
>>94378976>POOR LITTLE LOYALIST
>>94379088Really cool scheme
>TQ> What would your dream model be for GW to add to the game? 1. "Assault Jump Pack" (actually with teleporters) Rubric troops2. "Havoc" Rubrics squad with various magical heavy weaponry3. CSM "Eliminators" with strong Alpha Legionaries vibes4. Classical Tactical Squad with various equipment, but for Primaris5. Tau unit that attacks with Drones across entire field, but is vulnerable just like average pathfinder. Just like in a real Donbass.6. CSM Redemptor Dreadnaught :37. Battle Sisters Squad, but with melee weapons. (So basically give novitiates power armour and few more melee options). Bonus: Also Cannoness w Shield.
I don't care if it's a simple design, I don't care if it looks like it could just as easily be from fantasy, I like this design for mortarion way more.
>>94379146Too derivative, it's just the grim reaper.
>>94379142>CSM Redemptor DreadnaughtOf all the dreadnoughts they could make a chaos miniature for...
>>94379110>mark gibbons Based
>>94379148Yes, I know. Yet I still prefer it over mortarion.
>>94379146i wish i could find more cool artwork of mortarion, he is my favorite character (after vorx)
>>94379092He's right.
>>94379149Make it CSM Brutalis with Lightning Claws
>>94379152Then it's not Mortarion.
>>94378734>TQI want Sisters to get a trebuchet that flings arcoflags
>>94379148>daemon angron is a bloodthirster>daemon fulgrim is a multi-armed, winged snake>daemon magnus is a bird daemons with a man's torso and headBut daemon Mortarion is suppose to be just a plague marine version of himself with wings, rather than the personification of death.
>>94378976
>>94379169Well mortarion is just what he looked like in the HH with wings, power armor and all the same, and that's lame.
>>94379064When you've tried enough hobby materials to realize they're all pretty much the same and start buying super concentrated colours like artist inks, oils, and heavy body acrylics
>>94378933Get 2000pts of dreadnoughts
>>94379177And it's what Mortarion is meant to be.The old thing you covet is not Mortarion.
>>94379064never, you switch to lacquers like a man and start using mr hobby or goya notes
>>94379172Your Ningyo has arrived.
>>94379151I know some old blog interview or essay had a deep dive into his career but I haven't been able to find it again. He was brought on to do faction badges for WHFB and 40k in the early 90s and it just sorta worked out. Most of those little gap filling symbols and logos in 2nd/3rd edition-ish codexes and white dwarfs would have been him. I know he was working in-house until at least 4th edition, but probably a bit later. Details about artists gets muddier as the company got bigger and he was working in the background on miniature concepts and design at that point so we saw a lot less of his stuff. (the tyranid war veteran concept art is still good and GW not doing proper tyrannic war vets to go with that new lieutenant is a crime)
>>94378865>that helmetReminder that every cool thing in 40k is an old thing they're referencing. Glorified nostalgia wank and IP recyclingWe are far past the golden ageOn the bright side you could probably kitbash that artwork; Sisters of silence legs, SoB torso, Flagelant arm, helmet from the exorcist.
>>94378880>>94378898Don't try harder, less is more
>>94379172>>94379146Cool Dark Angel Primarch
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
are land raiders good
>>94379278no they are evil
>>94379220>We are far past the golden agewe truly are the Warhammer 40,000™
Will James ever give us Primaris Grey Knights?
>this primaris organ that is 1/2 of something all primarchs have>fabius has tons of primarch clones but didn't know it existedFabius sucks as a biologist.
R8 my "can't score objectives if I kill your entire board" squadTechmarine (90pts): Warlord, Adept of the OmnissiahTechmarine (75pts): Master of the Machine War5x Intercessor Squad (80pts)5x Assault Intercessors with Jump Packs (90pts)5x Assault Intercessors with Jump Packs (90pts)3x Inceptor Squad (130pts)5x Infiltrator Squad (100pts)5x Scout Squad (65pts)5x Scout Squad (65pts)Gladiator Lancer (160pts): Gladiator Reaper (160pts):Gladiator Reaper (160pts): Predator Annihilator (130pts): Redemptor Dreadnought (210pts): Redemptor Dreadnought (210pts): Vindicator (175pts):
Where can old codexes and Imperial armour books be found?
>>94379278they are cool
>>94379327Warhammer Vault :^)
>>94379327on the internet
>New scions have slightly better proportions than old scionsFucking REEEWHY DO THIS TO ME.
If you look at 40k its basically an analogy for our times from a conservatuve perspective. I know some people think its an analogy for Byzantium or the Western Roman empire. But it clearly applies to our time. Undertrained militaries, but super duper special forces. Corrupt elites, infiltration of society on every level by morally bankrupt groups, external enemies all around, dozens of on going wars with no end in sight. People who still like the west becoming more closemind (either evangelical or fascist), Outright xenophobia, a feeling pf emminent doom. Urban areas declining into crime and gang filled slums. Competency crisis, young people dont know how to create high tech shit, the best they can do is maintain it."Scientism" becoming more like a religion everyday (progress being god), and cults of personality.We metaphorically live in the world of 40k, because art reflects reality.
>>94379379why are eldar da joosand where deldar
>>94379379wow, I'm 14 and that's deep, man!
>>94379390>and where deldarInside the hollow earth with the morlocks
>>94379379Me as the tyranids
>>94379379>Brazilians as orcsKYS
>>94379379The orks are soccer hooligansJes goodwin said it imself
>>94379379ahh thats the beauty of 40k. You can make shit up like this and it still can kinda stick
>>94379406UH OH PORTUGESE SPEAKING MELTYi bet you think red makes you go faster
>>94379379wasn't it supposed to be the 80s in Britian and the god-emperor was supposed to be a stand-in for thatcher?
>>94379379>That>ConservativeArgentinian hands typed this post.
>>94379416Would thatcher teleport her son onto his flagship so he can watch his friends get slaughtered by slaver elites?
>>94379421i mean she took free milk away and genocided the irish and privatized the railroads so yes
>>94379416No.40k was a brainless amalgamation of shit the authors thought was cool. Mostly stolen from other IP.
>>94379423Whiter, browner, yellower, and redder than me too
>>94379431>heckin stolen IPsSo? Never stopped george rr martin, george lucas tolkien, or the dune guy (whatever his name is), fuck even cs goto gets more pussy and cash money then youll ever have.
>>94379423>AYE IZ MOR WHITER DAN U HUMIEthats literally all i heard
>considering buying a big fat 15 man scion squad>GW releases a *slight* visual upgrade but with different loadouts.
>>94379445I'm not complaining you low IQ freak. I'm simply stating a fact.
>>94379431Why did no one sue GW
>>94379423>You Jane. Me White.
>>94379379Those are problems that literally every single civilisation has identified in themselves at one point or another.
>>94379445What is Dune Stolen from besides Lawrence of Arabia?Frank Herbert, by the way
>>94379423Im a chicano living in americaYoure a white guy living in pic relatedIm suppose to be envious?
>tfw slightly bothered by everything coming in squads of 5, 10 or 3
>>94378734Been wanting to get back into the game, are Orks fun to play, not looking for anything competitive just aiming for at best casual to fluffy games, pic semi related.I was thinking of getting a box or two with boyz and a warboss to start with.
>>94379457The bible, the quran, flash gordon
>>94379445>George Lucas TolkienWho is that, author of the latest whore-us hairy-sea book?
>>94379379>mexico>maelstromYeah, that's about right.
>>94379423ESL ass ork
>>94379480no, it's Goerge John Ronald Raymond Richard Reuel Lucas Tolkien Martin, the guy who's responsible for Age of Sigmar
>>94379463NTA but I have met people like this IRL and they have beautiful painted models.
>>94379473You mean the biggest influences on all of western culture inspire works written in the west? How shocking.
>>94379469There's some odd ball units that come in pairs, fours, and even a 7 for plague marines.But generally 3, 5, and 10 are convenient for box sizes for selling units and the rules now account for multiples of 5 for blast purposes.
>>94379015>the theme of my armyThat being?
>>94379012I grab units I like the look of or that sound like they'd be fun to field. The theme of my army is "units I like the look of or that sound like they'd be fun to field"
>>94379012My regiment only has stuff that would be in a mechanized regiment.So mostly mechanized infantry with some leman russes for support and some scout vehicles (sentinels) as well as some artillery native to the regiment.Anything else has to be fluffed as a detachment from another regiment with a different scheme, but I try to avoid including them at all.
>>94379012I havent played for ages now, but I generally try to go with thematic armies. Though its nice when they have at least a few units that can do well in game
>>94379318False advertising, for those 2 scout squads you could have another predator
>>94378849>Shit opinion Discarded
>>94379472Are there any ork models you specifically like?
>>94378734It kinda pisses me off that there's no non-psyker inquisition character available for ordos hereticusI mean come on - they're literally witch huntersand they made good old Karamazov legends . . .
>>94379379>putting Ukraine and Russia together as Chaos>not putting Ukraine as the ImperiumThey can't get a break even in these make believe memes lmao
>>94379636Cadia has fallen bro
>>94379636>Holy Terra isn't literally Kyivit's over
>>94379652Erm, it's pronounced Kyyvyv, you racist zigger!
>>94379636go back
>>94379660I sincerely apologize for my transgression, UkraineGODS
>>94379602I do like the boss with attack squig, boyz, nobz and some of their more whackier stuff like mek gunz, lootas and their kans
>>94379472orks are always the most fun to play even when losing
Who would win in a fight, a Space Marine or a Stolkor in power armor from Shodow of Chornobyl
>>94379605The whole codex is dumbThey don't even have inquisitorial stormtroopers built-in
>>94379714If you like nobz then a bully boy list all about buffing them and warbosses would be good be sure to bring meganobz too. For khans and mek gunz dread mob with some gretchin and some deff dreads with some meks would be good.
>>94379728I could look into a bully build then, can always branch out from that. Also don’t know if the various Klan’s have rules or not but if anything my Orks would be Deathskulls, because a dingy blue is a fun contrast to green.
>>94379652>>94379660>short>ugly>randomly insert Y's into their words to feel special>constantly losing ground to orks>endlessly proud despite their long history of loss and failureAre Ukrainians the Leagues of Votann?
Guys check it out, building my third Eldar dreadnought, and I got the weapons magnetized this time! Fully compatible with my war walkers too. Also yes I didn't do mould lines yet, last step for me
>>94379741>Also don’t know if the various Klan’s have rules or notNot anymore, they got replaced with detachments. You can paint your orks however you want and run them with whatever rules you want.
>>94379741>my Orks would be Deathskullsthe blue boyz are multiplying
>>94379741And thus, the Blue Ork Brigade gains another member.Welcome to the best klan, git.
>>94379783The shoulders could do with some gap-filling, but very cool, anon.
>I put bonesinger [legends] into my crusade armyWhat are you going to do about it?Also last game some fireknife battles units deepstriked behind my fire prism, one shot the tank, and the bonesinger was instantly consumed by the ensuing deadly demise
>>94379727For me it's the fact that the unit that is often depicted as literally wearing the Inquisition logo on their face isn't at all playable in the army
serious question about Blood Angels as I have no desire to read BA lore but aside from their Sanguinius being wrecked by Horus, what do the Blood Angel provide for the wider setting of the game?
>>94379812>What are you going to do about it?
>>94379830>spoonfeed me, Seymour! No.
>>94379830nothing just like all the other sm chapters besides ultrasmurfs
>>94379812>and the bonesinger was instantly consumed by the ensuing deadly demiseBased
>>94379840I know Space Wolves and Tson have beef since Prospero, Dark Angel has their "secret" with part of the legion going to chaos.fuck, even deathwatch is like, "AHH Xeno armies. need to investigate or someshit"but Imperial Fist, Salamanders and Raven Guard have NO impact to the setting at large but Blood Angels are supposedly a "Big Buy" army but what do they do? just worry about their gene flaw?
>>94379660Actually, it's Kiyev. I am Kievlyanin.Kyiv - is a new name introduced by Imperial propaganda.
>>94379775No, LoV are technologic and pragmatic. Ukraine is Cadia. It literally is dissoving into pieces and yet still fights because they were told to.
>>94379855>I am KievlyaninIs that a named Kâhl or something?
>>94379812>What are you going to do about it?Call you a fag for playing Eldar.
>>94379869More like kasrKIN, the one who lives in kasr (fortress on cadia)
I just found out I am actually gay tonight (male). What new army do I start to understand myself?
>>94379861>fight because the funny talking heads insulated from all harm and rapidly growing senile told them toI dunno, sounds like Votann to me
>>94379810>another greytide opponentfucks sake do only faggots come to your lgs or something
>>94379880You knew that all your life KWAB>Verification not required.
>>94379880You have multiple choices:- Ultramarines- Dark Angels- Demons
>>94379880any SM chapter (especially dark angels tho), custodes (no SoS units tho), grey knights, IG, orks, chaos demons
>>94379853why do you give a shit about "the wider lore" lmao. Anyway Dante is literally viceroy of half the galaxy.
>>94379853um akshully salamanders are in pariah nexus
>>94379884Such is life. Makes the painted armies all the better when I face them
how should death wing knights be played?
>>94379935Azrael cannot lead Company Heroes.
>>94379940In the closet, with your brother.
>>94379884I think of this whenever I feel discouraged when painting “atleast it will be better than the grey tide”
>>94379950I think that was asmodai
>>94379923because I like playing for campaigns and story
>>94379880>just found out I am actually gay tonightI'd probably just wait until tomorrow before doing anything drastic.
>>94379940if you want friends, not more than 10
>>94379652Russia is definitely the imperium. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfBJT71gMY0
>>94379964Same goes for Asmodai.
>>94379955Daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dark secrets
Grey tide bros, how are we holdin up?
>>94379978I hate seeing this gay’s bald head. Please reconsider at least posting aniki instead.
>>94379980all of you deserve to be bullied
Thoughts?
>>94380025The Lord of Change is a very cool model.
>>94380025CUM IMMEDIATELY AND UNCONTROLLABLY.
>>94379802>>94379810Thanks for the encouragement boyz, although I might not start collecting stuff until next year, might get the warboss but that might be it until I can commit to assemble and paint a bunch
>>94379980You have more subs to loretubers than grey models
>>94379974Welp, how about that. Can't say they really did much anyway, they died turn 2 to all those buggies and squigs.I then went on to whiff a whole lot of rolls into my eventual loss. Pretty brutal game for the Kult.
>>94380025>Reddit filenameLord of Change takes barely 20% of a photo. R*dditor takes over 50% of a photo. Why are women like that?
>>94380025better than mine, I like the basing too
>>94380047genetically coded need for attention and approval from males
>>94380047This image is from 2010
>>94379884>>94379935>>94379959Warhammer is about hanging out with the bros not about playing a shitty tabletop game, get that through your skull.This gray model phobia is perpetuated by actual autists with no concepts such as friendship and camraderie.This is why you're never invited to hang out with the guys outside the LGS.
>>94380068>Warhammer is about hanging out with the bros not about playing a shitty tabletop gameWhy not just play the Warhammer rpgs then by that logic?
>>94380068Warhammer is first and foremost a hobby about building and painting miniatures you aspie. The game is mostly just a way to show off your work to others and greytide just shows you're a lazy fuck that only cares about the garbage competitive part of the hobby
>>94380064it has been expanded since
>>94380064And it was late to document the phenomenon by a decade.
>>94380079Because TTRPGs are for faggots and trannies?
>>94380064Thanks. I was looking for this image and hoping someone might post it.
>>94380086I’ve been using 4chan since inception and /p/ has never registered anywhere for any reason.
>>94380085Brother I assure you nobody ever went to play 40k thinking how they'll be showing off their art on the tabletop, what the fuck are you smoking?Don't you have an Instagram to show off your minis and indulge in the hobby side of 40k
>>94380068I never complained about the grey models, man. The people I play with are really nice guys.However, part of the game for me is the spectacle. I prefer to play against painted armies because of this, but I'm not going to complain if someone can't spend the amount of time I do painting.
>>94380105If he has the time to play, he has time to paint his army. In 3 hours you can speed paint a unit.
>>94380025I try not to
>>94380126Silly me, I forget the image. Working as intended.
>>94380115Ew.Speed painting.
>>94380025Cool lord of change
>>94380115>In 3 hours you can speed paint a unit.>speed paintWhy even bother at that point?Also, maybe he only has those 3 hours. He then has to choose if he wants to shit at home painting or go to a social gathering and play a game. You should be able to grasp that a lot of people will choose the latter and that it doesn't come down to pure laziness.
>>94380131It's what you deserve.
>>94380141Lmao greytide faggot copePaint your models you lazy fat fuck
>>94380141Why even bother with speed paint? WHY EVEN CHOOSE A HOBBY YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR AND RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE?
>>94379457>What is Dune Stolen from besides Lawrence of Arabia?The Sabres of Paradise. There's even some outright 1:1 lines and quotes from it incorporated into Fremen dialogue/culture.https://books.google.com/books/about/The_Sabres_of_Paradise.html?id=rJgkAAAAMAAJ
>>94380153>Implying that the speed paint job the average low effort painter could manage actually looks any better or more immersive than bare plastic
>>94380105>those ork vehicles all crammed together>grey tide in lined formationThere's a certain charm to it
>>94379880I play DA and I'm starting IGFound out gayness this year too
>>94380170it objectively does
>>94380170>implying it doesn'tyou're a faggot and you should hang yourself
>dad said it's our turn on the battlefield
>>94380184this model is literally responsible for me not picking grey knights as my 40k army
>>94380184Literally just cover them up and they're fine.
>>94380115So, there's two more factors at play here:>Dark Angels is his second army. He spends most of his painting time on his admech (poor bastard)>He is actually painting his models, they're just not done yet.There's a big difference between someone playing greytide because they're not painting their models, and someone playing greytide because they're still painting their models.Here's the guy's Lion. Most of his army is indeed grey, but you can't say the guy isn't trying.the squigbuggy actually survived this btw
>>94380192I would cease this conversation. You’re going to go in circles with a troll arguing both sides with you.
I want to see more ogryn units.
>>94380200Yeah, fair enough.
>>94380207You can tell by the sheer amount of shitposts here and he’s just trying to see what sticks today, again.
>>94380205Isn't the kit around 10 yo now?It holds up perfectly but doesn't mean it can't get refreshed, but I'd rather they update the ancient vehicles
>>94380236Chimeras could use an update, specially the variations on the chassis.
>>94380184I'm new to 40k. Was thinking of starting with the Grey Knights combat patrol, but the stupidity of the Dreadknight made me get the Space Wolf combat patrol instead.
>>94380250>I'm new to 40k.>the stupidity of the Dreadknight
>>94380250>I didn't like the GK babycarrier>So I bought the box with a different babycarrieruh
>>94380250space wolves are even dumber
>>94378867you're bland and basic. imagine being an art snob about drawings of space men.
>>94380259The Warsuit looks better.
>>94380265Better than 'Awful' can still be quite bad.
>>94380250>hate babycarrier>become furryexpected
>>94380265The only thing that the warsuit does better is having the pilot sit down.It’s still dumb but without any of the charm that makes dreadnoughts cool.It’s also just a bad unit, its special ability to shoot out of turn doesn’t matter if your opponent ignores the weak Phobos units around the Invictor and just shoots the walker instead.
>>94380285>The only thing that the warsuit does better is having the pilot sit down.That's why it is cooler.GK baby carrier is -10 in coolness.Warsuit is -8 in coolness.Therefore warsuit is better, both dogshit however.
>>94378734Traitors a shit
I am throbbing with delight
>>94380302>inb4 it's just an upgrade sprue for CSM
>>94380302They'd better have rock hard abs
>>94380259>>94380278Whos championing these open front mech suits? It's clearly the same design philosophy, that doesn't look good.
>>94380311This goofy fella.
>>94379636I define almost $1T in equipment and funding as quite a break to catch, but it's hard to make up for delusional levels of suicidal hubris. Ukraine is every bit the worst side of a imperial guard regiment sacrificing a staggering amount of their men, I'll agree with that.
>>94380326At least the pilot’s legs are behind the vehicle’s armor on the SoB walker.
>>94380315It'd funny if that happened.
>>94380311aco is down the hall, degenerate.
>>94380326Someone who saw Infinity's popularity but just doesn't get it.
>>94380302Okay but now show Lucius.
>>94380326It works better on mecha with docking equipment and forcefields.
>>94380334Fucking ESL. Learn how to put together a coherent sentence.
>>94380068You gain more friends with a well-painted army. My very mediocre painted models always draw compliments for the cucks that have no-effort paint jobs or greytide. Everyone is disappointed when you show up with your no effort models.
>>94380350>has never heard of landmatesSad!
>>94380104lmao what a retard
>>94380311Conscript Meatshield my beloved
>>94380250for the best, the grey knights are likely getting a re-sizing revamp of their kits (in line with the new castellan crowe) sometime in the next few years, so you dodged a bullet. space wolfs are unironically cool and classic warhammer. fun characters and lore, and a much more flexible range than grey knights which is very limited.
>>94380353>no arguementmy english was too complicated for the monkey to understand
>>94380326It's either that they want there to be a visible dude on the front so it's easily recognisable as belonging to X faction, or someone in the design team just really likes Aliens
>>94380326I think it's because of internal autism within GW.What I mean is that since GK baby carrier was the first one to exist it has basically set up the design ethos for most of the human piloted Imperial mechs.The autism steps in because GW wants everything to be derivative or whatever shit.So they don't like deviating from a design so they must share design elements, even if the design itself is complete dogshit.Basically GW can never admit that they are wrong. It's the reason why even the game rules are such fucking garbage in 10th.There are plain obvious shit ideas that should have never been done, like free wargear because it makes any semblance of balance a joke. For example is no way of having a bolt pistol and a plasma pistol be considered the same "price" and have it make sense when the plasma pistol is just a straight upgrade with better stats.But since GW can't admit they fucked up and did something stupid, their only solution is to just fucking double down on it, or pretend that it doesn't exist, or completely rewrite rules, where they try to reinvent the fucking wheel for like the 3rd time.
>>94380312i want to get a bunch of these guys, but man $50 for 3 dwarfs is rough.
>>94380315Let me guess; you need more?
>>94378734Gorgutz. WITH the Spear of Khaine.
>>94380315it might be for the best. we are still waiting for the rest of the World Eaters units
>>94380359For gods sake even I get compliments on my dudes being well painted. If only people knew how shit they really are. Then again I play against a fair number of people who still don’t even thin their paints when I examine their models more closely. Probably why most people have no advice on how to paint better irl outside of the occasional Longbeard. My opponents having models painted at all is a treat at times. Personally I like to have as much done as possible, usually I run one or two units I’m still working on though to shame myself into getting them done faster.
>>94380395At least 10 guns per kit, else GW gonna limit the number of sonic weapons a unit can take.
>>94380380The word you were fumbling for was "complex". "My english was too complex for the monkey to understand." Log off and try again tomorrow.
>>94380420>At least 10Slaanesh's number is 6 ;)
>>94380396>Spear of KhaineIsn't that literally the soear version of WD on the Avatar kit? Since almost nobody uses it you can probably get it for almost or literally nothing. Gorgutz only uses it as Da Pointy Stikk for mounting heads so you can build a nice Warboss out of it. Only Ghaz's model has the right weapons for Gorgutz though, but at least we all know Gorgutz is bigger than Ghaz anyway.
>>94380431So they'll come in 3's then and they'll be called noise anointed or something.
>>94380431But his weapons go up to 11.
>>94380395>let me guess; you want less
>>94380439My "weapon" also goes up to 11.
>>94380302>>94380315It's that until proven otherwise
>>94380184If I was going to make 6 large models I think I would have tried to at least pose them a bit differently.
>>94380453Millimeters?
>>94380302looks like they developed the symbol further so it parallels the symbol of slaanesh
>>94380435Except that this is implied to be the true (and thus more powerful) one, unlike the ones the avatars use.
>>94380465It can crawl right up your urethra.
>>94380475Gonna be a tight fit, but I'm sure we can manage.
the dumb cowl they gave the novitiate minis look awful, with the huge fleur de lis circlet
>>94380315God I would laugh so fucking hard
>>94380469I only played the campaign once, but wasn't the whole thing just a sham to bind a powerful Bloodthirster? The Spear was faker than the Wailing Dooms.
>>94380494I think you're dumb
>>94380451No, I want more.
>>94380494I think you look awful
>>94380315>>inb4 it's just an upgrade sprue for CSMThe legion icons make me think of that Night Lords kill team and how it was just an upgrade sprue with most of the upgrade being just shoulder pads with the NL icon.I hope you are wrong, but knowing GW I wouldn't put it past them.
>>94380413I agree and I take pride in presenting a "tabletop ready" standard to my opponent because I know it would make the game more enjoyable for me were I in his shoes. I'm not even good, but I appreciate the effort I see in other people's minis, so I do my best.
>>94380494>FALwarhammer 2k when
I want confirmation that the female Custodes were naked like the male Custodes.
>>94380302still not a fan of how CSM shoulder pads now have big bites taken out of them as a stylistic thing
>>94380539>I want confirmation that the female Custodes were naked like the male Custodes.You won't get it. I don't think GW would go that far.
>>94380541it was the style at the time
>>94380315GW showed off similar shoulderpad teasers for nearly all the Chaos lines. No reason to think that.
>>94380426Lol fuck off grammar nigger, you still have yet to present an actual arguement
>>94380541When a chapter falls you tjink they get a visit from the DM carrying comically large clippers to adjust the armor trim to CSM standards?
>>94380539Don't we already have that?In the old fluff it said that all custodes discarded their armor in shame when Emps got stabbed by Horus and then entombed into the throne.
>>94378890>Primarchs were a mistake
>>94378734TQ: Snotlings
>>94380538with 1911s still around, are FALs that out of place
>>94380562Yes but I want full confirmation with illustrated naked, tall custodes females
>>94378903>don't need to be a mechanic to know your car is shot>don't need to be a carpenter to know your house is a deathtrap>don't need to be a therapist to know your girlfriend is a psycho And so on. Latching onto something that everyone can relate to as if it's a problem makes you look like a schizo shut-in.
>>94380582Yes, because FAL is a cringe gun.While M1911 is based chad gun that has served for a 100 years.
>>94380509Actually... Nyes? It was a trap, but I'm pretty sure it's never actually stated that the spear itself is fake.
>>94380512>AI imagethat looks like shit, but I guess you also missed the point that GW DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE ARMIES ANYMORE
For me it's the P90
>>94380584Aah, sadly then you have to resort to the fanarts then.Not like it's a bad thing, most fanart looks better than GW's official shit anyway.Especially when it comes to female characters.
>>94380584Better get some money to commission the Warhammer 40k fanart. Please do and make sure they have hot sweaty female abs begging to be kissed and licked
>>94380593Shut your whore mouth. The only negative thing about the FAL is that it's heavy, but>so was every period alternative >skill issue
>>94378734Tuska Daemon-Killa.
>>94380613Why is his face covered in strawberry jam?
>>94380613Rad, where's the arm from?
>>94380612If the FAL was so good more people would've used it and adopted it into service.Unlike the M1911 which served the US military as the standard sidearm until 1985.Checkmate, faggit.
>>94380599>he thinks it's AI>he can't recognize a 3D print
>>94380617He found the World Eaters' secret strawberry farm.They specifically farm strawberries because they are red like themselves and the red pleases Khorne.
>>94380584Commission it and give the femstodes huge boobs and wide hips.
>>94380628I've been searching for that place all my life...
>>94380556I am not arguing about your retarded politic-bait. I'm just genuinely calling you out on your grammar. There is no deeper reason.a
>>94380617>>94380619You'll have to ask the guy that made it 'cause I suck at it: https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/comments/a8xbsm/my_take_on_tuska_daemon_killa_xpost_from_rorks/?rdt=43506
>>94380640>reason.aI accept your concession.
>>94380649Nuh uh, I accepted yours first.
>>94380582True>>94380593Die
I bet they're gonna use the old model's shitty cutlass design.
>>94380617in warcraft orc corrupted by evil magic have their red skin become greenin warhammer orks corrupted by evil magic have their green skin become red
>>94380593>right arm of the free world>cringeYou're cringe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-10LcHCHZsc
>>94380662wow can't believe GW ripped off Blizzard AGAIN
>>94380597>have the literal actual non-faux Wailing Doom (forma de lanza)>leave it out in the open to be looted by a green retardWT was Macha's problem? At least Taldeer had the goddamm courtesy to die defending the bidy of an Avatar.If that Spear was the real deal that would make Macha have Primarch levels of idiocy. The single biggest mouth breather in the history of her species.
>>94380657I will live to spite you.>>94380663Right arm of the free world is the AR, not FAL you damn hippie.And the left arm is the M1911.
>>94380620The right arm of the feee world is employed my many nations. Especially those who didn't swindle themselves out by insisting on having the M14.
>>94380662warcraft orcs were brown before turning greenif they get too evil they turn red
>>94380662well the orks were originally intended to be red after the designer spilled some ketchup over the designs while at a pub
>>94380666This pleases Goto.
>>94380620The US military has historically had few fumbles in the rifle department, none more so than the m14
>>94380677>it's employedIn a backwater corrupt 3rd world countries."Right arm of freedom" my ass.
>>94380675That would be the G3. Only .308 is enough to be an arm. Not 5.56.
>>94380695>the pic
>>94380690Do you wanna own the latest weaponry?Do you wanna own the latest weaponry?Guns that jam and spray like hellWith the stocks made by MattelYeah, you'll always own the latest weaponry!
>>94380662I thought ActiBlizz Orcs were orange, not red?
>>94380712In Warcraft it goes:Orcs were brownOrcs get corrupted, become greenGreen Orcs get double corrupted, become red
>>94380693I agree that Europe is a 3rd world nation just like America. But America also foolishly rejected an Eugene Stoner beauty like the 63 rather than produce it in greater numbers, perhaps simplifying it and making it MG only.
>>94380675FAL is literally called the Right Arm of the Free World, you nonce. It was in service a decade before the AR-15 and served all over the world with distinction with millions made, acting as the western alternative to the AK. By the time M16 was shitting itself in 'Nam, the FAL had been blasting commies across the globe.
>>94380620>more people would've used it and adopted it into service.(you)https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_FALhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L1A1_Self-Loading_Rifle>Users
Drawing her with a fal was a mistake lol
>>94380719So... depending on level of corruption Orcs are fascists (brown), environmentalists (green) or communists (red). Interedasting political message, I see.
>>94380721The 63 required more maintenance than the M60. It was great for special forces that did short missions and had time to look after their gear in base, but a grunt living in the field for weeks would get his gun fucked.
>>94380690>Springfield trapdoor in an era of repeaters>Krag-Jorgensen>M14>M7Yeah okay dude. The M-16 was a good idea that got sabotaged and later fixed and improved upon.
>>94380742whats a fal
>>94380675fuck then I die
>>94380755Orcs did most of their genociding when green, a small amount when brown, and surprisingly little when red
>>94380684Any author over at James that doesn't have it out for the elves?
>>94380789they actually would've done equal amounts when brown according to WoDand the only reason they barely did any when red was their genocide target was already almost wiped out and fled
>>94380640but you did take my political bait, ukraine-shill, it got you so hot and bothered that all you could come up with was the typical "you arent white/you dont speak english/you arent western european" shill attacks
>>94380802Fair
>>94380675>AR>free worldit's a nice fun rifle, buts it's the MIC incarnate and that's not my definition of freedom
>>94380817>It's not design pinnacle!>That's why every independent design boils down to producing AR18 patternsJust like the crabification of sea critters, the stonerization of small arms cannot be stopped. They are the hexagons of the gun world.
>>94378734An adaptation of Cultist-chan. Perhaps as a chaos SoB.
>>94380622>he doesn't know
>>94380801I think Ward doesn't (when a story doesn't involve smurfs).
>>94380817>it's the MIC incarnate and that's not my definition of freedomWhat's more free than a rifle cheap enough to be in every American home?
>>94380856Wasn't he who wrote Iyanden getting BTFO? His Fantasy and Space elves are pretty different styles.
>>94380864Freedom to have cheap guns from abroad without the government putting restrictions on them.
It's weird to see people who soaked in board culture archived on 1d4chan/1d6chan and then come in and post as if the year is 2012.
>>94380315>>94380551This, they did the same for WE, Votann and sisters too. Shows how new some anons here are.
>>94378734Blood Angels' gorillas.
>>94380891>Shows how new some anons here are.Like you, for missing the joke.
>>94380658He still has the Laer blade, the old model is just retarded.
>>94380898>inb4 it's not canon because he doesn't look like a blonde femboy
>>94380900>Post something retarded>Pretend it's bait>"Woe, i was merely pretending."
>>94380864This guy gets it >>94380886If they sent home ARs from the last few wars to sell on the civilian market I'd be more inclined to agree with you, but they didn't and I'll hate them forever for it.
>>94380900The hyper-pessimism expressed every single time anything is shown off ever was only funny the first few timesCalling every rumour engine a Necromunda model or base for a Primaris Lieutenant lost its appeal after the fifth time
>>94380512Huh, I didn't know Tunguska could field Gakis.
>>94380898IIRC they were all killed during the tyranid attack on Baal.The Blood Angels try not to let any Death Company marines survive their final battle for a reason.
>>94380864oh, we 40/k/now?
>>94380662Actiblizz orcs ACKshully go>Brown => Green => Red
Post 10th edition changes that were genuinely good.>Say what you will about battleshock, but it's infinitely better than 9th edition's morale system.
>>94378734A wraithlord for the Bloody Magpies.
>>94380923If you tally up 40k releases, there's been a trend for "shit" for a long time. But that was not the joke.
>>94380923>or base for a Primaris Lieutenant lost its appeal after the fifth timeThere's been so fucking many Primaris Lieutenants that that joke is really just sad.And yet, there's never been a jump pack LT.
>>94380933Do they actually mutate? Thought itmwas only the yeefs that had a curse resulting in monsters.
>>94380756That was because Stoner was in a time when everyone tried having more all-in-one guns rather than all the different designs throughout WWII. More weapons that do multiple prior roles. Stoner was basically >Fuck it, you want something that does everything? Here.Thus the complexity of the system needed to accommodate shifting roles. But it was mostly used in two roles at best. It had a different niche than the M60, being lighter than it but heavier than an M16. That niche was formerly filled by captured RPDs. But people today are trying to fill it with M27s and other heavier barrel ARs given a drum mag. Mark my words, the true reason they wanted the M27 was not for that role as I doubt a mag fed can do what a belt fed can. Even historically, there's anecdotes of RPK users preferring a PKM. They have those M249s in storage and will get them back out. They only pretend to replace them after their attempts at getting longer barrel ARs were rejected numerous times.
>>94379880DA or EC
>>94380923>Primaris Lieutenant lost its appeal after the fifth timePrimaris lieutenants lost their appeal long before GW decided to get in on the joke themselves. And then they kept, unironically, releasing more primaris lieutenants.
>>94380939That handguard is fucking terrible and you should feel terrible. Also your paintjob looks thick and flat.
>>94380315Khorne berserkers were just a glorified upgrade sprue, so yeah that’s true.
played my first game at a lgs last night. i brought about 600 points of csm and my opponent brought grey knights. before i say anything else i will say i had fun, the game itself is decently fun but since we were new it took a bit too long.secondly, i paintmogged the guy who mostly just had primed grey knights. secondly the main dude he brought looked so gay. it was the guy further up the thread who is being carried like a little baby on a mecha. it looked so stupid i disregarded all other strategy and focused everything on it to get him off the board.anyways looking forward to building more dudes and getting at least 1,000 points for incursion game. i really liked my terminators just crushing fools with power fists
>>94380939>40/k/>/k/please no, I lurked that honeypot for almost a decade
>>94380959>Do they actually mutate?I honestly forget; I know that the Black Rage makes marines go into a enraged state where they're pushing their muscles 110% all the time, even when they don't need to. The more immediate effect is the hallucinations and psychosis and most DC marines don't live long enough for something as extreme as physical mutation to happen.I don't know the source of that comic at all.That said, Lemertes is physically fully in the Black Rage all the time and isn't mutated. His mind is still there, though, so the chapter just puts him in stasis until he's needed.
>>94381000Another shitpost
>>94380982>thick and flat.The ideal woman tibbich
>38k years since the Industrial Revolution >Can't make a suit of armor that doesn't require invasive surgery Elaborate
>>94380939Sweet handguard and mag, brand?
>>94381015wireless systems are simply objectively inferior in performance every time
>>94380965>create a program to replace the main battle rifle>cancelled>try again>cancelled>try again>cancelled>ok i give up, let's pretend we're replacing the m249>approved and fundedladies and gentlemen, our defense procurement process at work
>>94380959>>94381005Yes, in the Devastation of Baal they released these red gorillas to fight the nids. It is a result of the Red Thirst, not the Black Rage.
>>94381015I dunno ask /hhg/
Why don't Leman Russ crews, Rogal Dorn crews, or other vehicle operators need Commissars?
Are these cuties good?
>>94381033Sometimes, commissars will join a tank crew, it's in the Siege of Vraks etcKnowing that he will be there when you go back to refuel is also enough to keep moral high.
>>94380756Not a gun guy but why doesnt everyone just use the AK47? I mean everyone runs 3 c'tans because theyre reliable
>>94381015Direct physical connection. Electronic might be hacked or something comes along to cancel it. They can use it without the black carapace but direct physical link to the nervous system shuts out any other in-between disruption.
>>94381015forget the promises of progress
>>94381037My friend runs one. It's a stubborn little asshole that's tougher than it looks considering its cost.
>>94378734Raptor Corvus Corax.
>>94381033They do
>>94381060How do I run 3 C'tan in my Space Marine army?
>>94381061You could also say that neural interface eliminates any lag between your thought and the action of the suit, allowing for more fluid motion.
>>94381060Many reasons including logistics. It's a robust weapon with many telling me their IRL anecdotes of working even after they exploded the original owners. But beyond just preferences and patents, many don't use them because the infrastructure for others are in place and everyone loves doing their own spin such as the Finns and their RK series. It just doesn't suit everyone.
>>94381033Tanks are cramped enclosed spaces and it's nearly impossible to replace a downed crewman during an engagement. There's usually no space for a Commissar and BLAMing is even less advisable than normal.
>>94381060Worse accuracy, higher damageSometimes you need to be accurateI personally hate the spray pattern
TITUS IS BLACK NOWLMFAO
Are Genestealers unfriendly for a first timer?
>>94381093away with you retarded /v/ermin
>>94381069Bird Headed CoraxWolf Headed RussHorn-Headed DornNo-Headed ManusFire-Headed VulkanHalo Headed SanguiniusWrack-Headed Khan
>>94381060Different countries have different military doctrines. Your C'tans make sense as the brawly monsters of your Necrons, but they wouldn't fit into a Tau gunline. The AK is inaccurate, especially at long range. It's designed to be impossible to break and to provide a high volume of covering fire, as well as being reasonable for a rifle in CQC and urban combat, which was more common on the Eastern front than sniping or entrenchment. This makes sense for the Soviet doctrines of WW2 and for guerrilla combat; it makes less sense for the Western front.
>>94381095sortathey're spendy to collect and they have a lot of details to paint in despite being a high body count army, with a non-straight forward playstylesame sorta problem as admech
>>94381060A few reasons>not as accurate >worse ammo >prone to corrosion>doesn't work well in certain environments >politically charged due to reliance on Russia for supportYou can also try to develop your own system based on it, but at the end of the day the AR-15 plataform is just superior in general. The AK is sturdier when the guns are neglected, but if well kept the AR is more reliable and work better in almost all environments, save for harsh winters (mechanism can't brute firce ice out of the day if frozen).
>>94381095Expensive, intricate, and high model count are the downsides on the hobby side.On the tabletop, they're a complicated army with a lot of moving parts. If played well they're incredibly good, but they're HARD to play well. For the average person, I'd recommend staying away. But if you love their look and their guerrilla warfare identity, go for it. Liking your army is more important than anything else.
There's a funny story about the Millennium Challenge, a 2002 wargame. One side decided to not use as much electronic communication but more oldschool couriers to avoid interception. Slower yes but it meant enemy jamming was not a thing if they can't predict routes and intercept them. That same side ended up winning and the whole thing argued over regarding rules abuse or which side was using it as a propaganda tool. Still, we have many historic cases where people fall back on less advanced ways as a counter to modern ways being jammed or negated somehow.
>>94381125Gotcha. I like the sci-fi and the innsmouth aesthetics and I thought they'd be more interesting to bring to my LGS than another Loyalist Space Marine group. But also, this all sounds intimidating.
>>94381060>Not a gun guy but why doesnt everyone just use the AK47Because the AK-47 is an outdated gun made in (relatively) small numbers that nobody fucking uses. The AKM is a bit better but contrary to what people have been memed into believing, does not actually like wet, muddy conditions. The sloppy, somewhat open action allows ingress of mud and debris that can jam the rifle.That said it was still better than the M14 or M16 at the time because the M14 was just as bad at getting gunked up and equally inaccurate and the M16 had shit ammo that fouled the fuck out of the rifle and few cleaning kits.Still, logistics is king and the DoD wasn't buying 7.62x39 to replenish AK's that US soldiers (officially) weren't using.Today? AK is just worse than AR rifles in every catagory that matters. The only arguments you can make in its favor are extreme cold conditions.
>>94381126I mean the setting that's the only reason 40k exists went back to melee combat because personal shields made ranged weaponry too risky
>>94381107>The AK is inaccurate, especially at long range.>>94381119>>not as accurateAre we still using direct impingement ARs? I thought a lot of people swapped over to the 416's short-stroke gas piston or any of those AR18 bastard children.
everywhere i read says that csm with chainswords is superior. but i just like the look of dudes with bolters better. how do i reconcile this in a wysisyg context?
>>94381133You should find some videos running down their playstyle to see if you like how they play, their models are wellmade for speedpainting with things like zenithal highlighting and contrast paints if you don't care about getting the best paintjob out of every single mini
>>94381133Wanna know a secret? Every army is intimidating to start with. Everybody's over their heads at first. Everybody fucks up their first model.What matters is getting them built, getting enough colors on to look alright from a foot away, and having fun.
>>94381134>The AKM is a bit better but contrary to what people have been memed into believing, does not actually like wet, muddy conditions. The sloppy, somewhat open action allows ingress of mud and debris that can jam the rifle.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxvrhb7ayW8
>>94381126Van Rieper was a cheat that wasted everyone's time and taxpayer money.>Hurr I have lightspeed motorcycle couriers>Durr I mounted weapons on speedboats that are larger and heavier than the boat itself
>>94378734Longinus, aka Amon Tauromachian, aka Little Kitten from TTS.
>>94381158>a cheat that wasted everyone's time and taxpayer money.But that's everyone. Especially politicians.
>only gun I have is my trusty SKS>actually use it to put meat on my table and keep my family safe more than once>play and collect Red CorsairsI’m better than most of you faggots.
>>94380603>1990s era united states military appear out of a manmade webway portal>"your gods are false, here are some machine guns">begin overthrowing planetary governors and inquisitors >tau, considered to develop extremely fast, take 5000 years to develop a galactic fleet>american military does it in 5 yearsyes please
>>94381160>Amon Tauromachian>occult bull-fighterWeird name, but OK
>>94381160>ttsI dunno, ask reddit
>>94381154Is this actually Duncan Rhodes first miniature?
>>94381134The AR does sacrifice reliability. You'd have to have actually used both in the field for years to know this. You watch a couple of literal leftist tranny gun channels like Ian and that other jizz drinking bozo dumping mud right into an AKs bolt to show how much more reliable the AR is. Yeah, if the challenge that day was "how much mud can be poured onto the side of the gun and have it work right after", the AR would win precisely because of what you said, it's more enclosed. Show me a real mud test, with grass and twigs and shit, not some bullshit slurry packed into the AK receiver and lightly smeared on the AR dust cover.Now have that gun out in the field for months as you inevitably build up dust, sand, dirt, and carbon up in both systems and see which one works better. I have nothing against the AR as I like it better for competition. But if I had to choose one rifle to take with me to the field for extended use it'd be the AK simply because it'd be the least likely to have a major malfunction.
Anyone have good experiences with Chaos termies, specifically 5 man squads. My friend is selling a box + a Terminator Sorc and I think they might be fun, but 260 points feels like a big investment for them to plop onto the board from Deep Strike, fail their charge and die.
>>94381133any army is a beginner army as long as you are interested in it. interest far outweighs learning curve, and if you're going to drop $500+ on an army it damn well better be one you like the look and lore of, not just one you picked because its easy. so go with your gut, play the army you want and learn as you go
>>94381181yeah he did a video on starting out with it
>>94381126The problem wasn't that they used lesser technology, is that rhwir lesser technology had vastly innacurate technical characteristics, such as couriers being assumed to be able to deliver messages faster than fucking radios and digital means.
>>94381154What did your first model look like? Mine was a white scars space marine and i primed black. I almost quit bringing it up to white holy shit. Then i found out i couldnt highlight it because i used titanium white. Good timesNow i enjoy painting white, reds, and yellows
>>94381173>globohomo becomes galactohomoPlease no
>>94380982Bitch, that is the safe gun. it is a S&M 9ez. my EDC is the M&P 2.0 but I am the reason there are more guns than people in the US. :)>>94381003What is you EDC + Army?
>>94381172Enjoy it slamfiring and tearing apart your red corsairs and half your house
>>94381187Like all terminators, Rapid Ingress is their saving grace. Drop them behind cover at 9.01" away, after your opponent finishes movement. They won't get shot, they probably won't get charged, and on your turn you can walk 5" and charge 4".
This is why lasguns are better than stubbers and autoguns.
>>94381158>source: 2014 reddit comment posted from Eglin Air Force BaseStill seething over losing Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan? Let me guess, those damn bureaucrats wouldn't "Let You Win", right?
>>94381196Left was my first model, didn't even know how to treat the plastic correctly, right was after 8 months of painting.It feels alot easier to get into it now since information is readily available everywhere for free and I am not disabled.When I was a teen and didn't have the money for Warhammer you had to go to the store to take painting classes.
>>94381198Curious if Imperials have their own Grindyrs which crash during conventions.
>>94381175It's his job to prep the bull
>>94381203>muh slamfireHasn’t happened in the 10 years I’ve owned it, pussyboy. Enjoy whatever faggot shit “people” like you play.
>>94381215Unironically yes. They brought us back when we were doing well
>>94381218>GrindyrsNew votann unit?
>>94381196It's just a basic necron scarab swarm. I doused the center orb in Tesseract Glow over black primer and it turned a gross bile yellow-green. Immediately googled "necron glow effect paint tutorial" and went ohhh it needs a white undercoat.
>>94381229Damn i thought i was the only one
>>94381216The painting standard now from like the 2000s really is better and probably in no small part to youtube tutorials and shit
>>94381206In my headcanon, there must be many surviving Lasguns which unintentionally outlived their owners but buried under rumble for some native tribal or hiveworlder to find. IRL we have anecdotes like>https://www.quora.com/Why-is-the-AK-47-so-good/answer/Roland-Bartetzko>During a major enemy combat operation in Kosovo, I placed a ten kilo TNT explosive device inside a small shop near our base.>When our enemies, the Serbs, entered the small building, they activated the bomb that we had put under the counter.>I went there two days later with one of my buddies to assess the damage. The shop was almost completely gone: the explosion had blown all four walls away, the roof was inexistent, and the rubble from the store’s front completely blocked the nearby road. The massive iron door of the shop had “flown” more than ten meters away and had “landed” on the other side of this road.>We immediately started removing the debris to see if the Serbs had left anything useful in the shop. After two hours of hard work, we found two AK-47 “Kalashnikov”.>While all the other stuff that we had found was damaged (a small bag, military boots, a watch, and some body parts belonging to the Serbs), the AKs looked fine. Besides a broken iron sight on one of them, they almost looked as if they were new. We tested them and they both worked perfectly.A Lasgun ought to survive the same thing and still function. I doubt the Guard would systematically scavenge every square inch and just assume the weapon was destroyed, leading to future scavengers finding them.
>>94381196My first model was this shitty Vraksian who has since been swallowed whole by my english mastiff.
>>94381216Did you use any washes on your space marine? Looks clean
>>94381200>Glock45>Imperial GuardMy hands are 8 and a half inches from middle finger tip to base of palm. I love the glock basket and can't hold a 19.I hip carry.
>>94381257Does he just pass by and eat minis?
>>94381175Perhaps the special ogryns he fought while he was naked were bullgryns.
>>94381264Mine is 5 wtfOgryn?
>>94381226>t. mcnamara cope
>>94381248Yeah, also people that started in 2000 had decades to get really good and learning new techniques and way to get effects and blends.Also, tons of arthoes and people that actually studied art got into the hobby and further pushed the quality. Look at the golden demon winners over the years, it's insane how refined painters became.>>94381261I used watered down agrax on the gold and the sword hilt and I used watered down nuln oil on the shoulder crevices, knees, skulls and fingersI really need to learn how to do blends
>>94381226This is the most amerishart post i have ever readI bet you were "winning" in korea too
>>94381273That was the only one, actually. Either he hurt to pass or didn’t taste good enough to warrant gulping another.
>>94381264>Glock45>Imperial GuardNice combo. G45 is not a bad choice
>>94381298The Norks and changs got pushed back. It isn’t total victory, but it’s still a win.
>realised my paint scheme matches the bisexual flagI FUCKING HATE COLORS
>>94381329Congrats, you're an ally now!
>>94381329Congrats on coming out, anon.
>>94381329
>>94381329Isn't this just hive fleet Behemoth?
>>94378734An orky Swarmlord as a result of him eating an overfiend's brain.
Afternoon boys, lots of read for any who care to. Need suggestions for my "Siege of Armageddon" scenario I'm trying to make with friends. At first we were going to do a flat 1k battle between Orks vs Black Templars and Imperial guard. I've convinced my friends for a narrative battle instead. The Imperials will have most of the ruins terrain in a defensive set up. I, Da Orks, will start T0 with no big terrain. Before the game starts I will take all my trukks and wagons and drive them up the map and my friends will roll for explosions. The vehicles that get blown up will become my terrain, if the vehicle makes it to the wall it will crash and leave a huge hole in the wall. The crashed vehicles are ork spawn points for up to what they can carry, but I have a roll for wounds when I use those points since they got blown up. Or I can set them up at full strength on the board.The scenario will be that the Imperials are trying to hold in a last stand for 5 turns as the guard way in the back (off the table) are preparing a huge volley of arty salvos targeting the orks. They have to hold 3 objectives inside their fort. The orks need to take all three, or kill the Imperials. The humies, will have about 1k, with the marines getting an apothecary with 2 charges to heal (running low on suppies). The guard have their own medics. (1/2)
>>94381360Nice fingernails faggot
>>94381196A squad of raptors
>>94381358you forgot one
>>94381329>>94381339>>94381345>>94381354>>94381358Reminder that LGBT+whatever-other-letter-they've-added-so-far do not in fact own rainbows, or their colors.
>>94381371Wait, aren't those jump packs the wrong way?
>>94381362Starting on T2 and on, if any ork units/models were killed, the Defending team will roll a "Good Scrap" roll. Which narratively, the noise and krumpin is attracting orks from the nearby battlefields. After T3, the Imperials are getting some guns ready possibly allowing for a Salvo from an Earthshaker cannon on any unit of orks. Good scrap rolltable2D6: the lower the roll probability, the worse it gets, with the lower of the matching probability being worse for the imps7:Refresh (orks from the neighboring battle arrive to bring back 1 squad to full strength, up to the first strength value, eg. Boyz 10)8: 10 boyz + 2 refresh or 1 rally (rally is squad returns to second strength value, eg. Boyz 20)6: 20 boyz + 2 squads rally 9: 5 nobz5: 10 nobz10: 1 killa Kan4: 3 killa Kans11: 1 deff dread 3: 2 deff dreads12: nothing / after T3, imps get 1 Salvo (Take aim!, T4 12-11 for a salvo, T5 12-10)2: auto-waaagh, after t3 Ghazghkull Thraka, 3 meganobs, auto-waaagh! If the option is not available ( due to lack of models), just move up to the next available, eg 2 deff dreads still on field, a 3 is rolled, move up to as if 11 was rolled. Deff dread not available, move up to as if a 4 was rolled, etc etc.)
>>94381364Those are the fingernails of a Redditor
>>94381364Not mine. I can't paint to save my life.
>>94381371>that color>mfw I will never do Gouf MarinesI am ashamed and deserve to be bullied for my failures. Bully me please.
>>94381380We're making light fun of a guy who accidentally painted his minis in bisexual colors. Why bring down the mood like this?
>>94381382N-no?...
>>94381400Nevermind, was thinking of the older version
>>94381196I don't remember if it was this guy or my squad of crisis suits.
>>94378734Cassia, the named awakened ogryn.
>>94381196first painted model was a 3d print a friend did of a ttrpg char I was playingsecond painted model was a couple years later and was this possessed where I first tried to learn to thin paints
>>94381410That bald head skin is painted too well, did you use a mirror while painting?
>>94381417
>>94381388Why do women like nids and drukhari?Actually why do so many women like deathguard? Its filled with stank ass fat and ugly guys and their primarch is a fucking LOSER
>>94381424Nah, not balding yet thankfully. I somehow got really lucky with the face. I feel like I'll never get that again.
>>94381430>Has a bonehead chip in her noggin.Actually, apparently psychic (awakened) ogryns grow smarter with no chip
>>94381444>That lovely paint job>that huge gap front and centerBut why anon
>>94381456Unironically, painting well is easier than treating your plastic well nowadays.
>>94381444Fill the gap with sprue glue and sand downFor future minis
>>94381439As an anon with an ex that played bothShe liked dark eldar because of the torture aspect, all the crazy shit they do and debauchery. Nids because they to quote her "they look like puppies". I also suspect that they like soulless creatures who's only purpose in existing is to consume and leave nothing but empty husks behind. You have to remember that women have a lesser capacity for empathy. They have sympathy but hard a hard time getting into things unless the MC looks or acts like them.
>>94381471On the fantasy side ive only seen them paint syvanethIve talked to a woman at my lgs and she said the same thing because nids look cute even with the range update
>>94381200Some other guy answered for me but my answers are that I got my EDC taken away by NY and CSM. I misplaced my glock 26 whilst drinking and the judge had the discretion to fuck me. It was a glock 26 and I hated shooting it. I've been too ashamed to apply for another pistol permit.
>>94381459>>94381456>>94381465My DW are the first models I really got into. That bike unfortunately got the worst of it as I never really thought about the seam. I think I might get a single of it and try it again.Live and learn man. Also thanks. I will eventually get around to really touching them up again but that's with time. I have a fuck ton of others to finish.
>>94381485>misplace it while drinkingUh............. why was it out while drinking......
>>94381488Do you have more white scars?
>>94381507Long story, but basically I had it in a bag that was being moved from car to car one night. I didn't want to bring it into the bar for obvious reasons. It made it through the night but I left that bag outside my family friends house. I reported it missing which I shouldn't have done, but I panicked in the moment.
speaking of deathwatch, are they worth taking as allies or are the other imperial soup infantry choices better?
>>94381523Fuck im always afraid of thatIf i dont report it missing and someone shoots someone im fuckedIf i do and i find it im also fucked outta time
>>94381515Only one more. There's only 2 white scars in my army. Really should make more as they grew on me as a faction over time. This is Rongyu Sudu from the WS. Ork specialist, hense the choppa on his hip. My Watch Fleet is heavy with salamanders and Fists (Imperial and crimson). The later squads had more use of Xenotech
>>94381560Based
>>94378734Post-Abyssal Crusade Force Commander Aramus. And for maximum memes with Be'lakor's Blade of Shadows.
>>94381439Evil people with scythes have that big>I can fix himenergy.
>>94381439Kind of alarming that women only play evil ass factions
>>94381542That was my mindset too, if it was gone I wanted them to know as soon as possible. Then the detective had me retrace my steps and we found it pretty quickly.
I am going to use Vallejo pigments for the very first time right now, I have some air brush thinner too.Any tips?
>>94381587Every faction is evil
>>94381587There are only evil factions in 40k. Miss me with the imperium argument, callous tyrannical bureaucracy is a form of evil too.
Why don’t marines militarize those guys who wipe the smegma off of their cocks
>>94378734I am sad because I will never reach the level of gunpla painters.
>>94381605Every faction is evil, but Drukhari are the most evil
>>94381439I know a chick that's into Slannesh in FantasyIt's at least partially a sexual thing. I don't have an explanation.
>>94381626yeah, drukhari are up to shit that would make the nightlords feel badtheir entire faction is "we have to be worse than slaanesh could ever be so heshe doesn't eat us"
I just measured my cock for the very first time and I did it using my trusty Games Workshop Tape Measure and it came out at 6 inches!
>>94381604Evilest
>>94381654you don't measure from anus, just like your minis measure from the base
>>94381623stop posting this ugly shit paintjob
>>94381626Perhaps, and I think this is the real arguement that players should be having. "My faction is more evil than yours" should be a badge of honor.t. chaos enjoyer
>>94381665I did it like instructed?
>>94381542One time i was showing the bartender my type 94 and i forgot it on the counter. He was busy so he didnt really see it. Luckily no one took it>most responsible gun owner
>>94381674>cheating to get an extra 2 incheslmao, do these dudes think you're gonna be shoving your balls in?
>>94381605yes a petty bureaucrat surely ranks up there with... having your soul devoured by daemons or being turned into a living chair
>>94381626>doing what they need to do to SURVIVE>evil
>>94381686the eldar seem to be content with just being giant fucking cock bags and not turning random people into giant fucking cock bags
>>94381683How else are you going to get the girl pregnant?
>>94381623Looks amazing, what do you mean?
>>94381683are you a genuine woman how do you not know how balls move
>>94381692They have soul stonesHarlequins have a god protecting themDark eldar have neither
>>94381702lmao dicklet cope
>>94381686harlequins survive without doing that
>>94381674>measuring the balls tooKEK
>>94381604>complete race can kill and mame to appease a god that wants to kill them in order to not die>worship a god that wants to cause the all living things to rot to be a "proper" father>Alien race the has a creature trick an plane tinto thinking they are a god and forces generations of inbreeding and rape to take of the plaent to feed their larger fleet>random hive world that has been out of touch by the imperium is hard to live in>"aLl RaC3z R eViL"
>>94381710silence, hole
>>94381683>>94381715Post penis.
>>94381718>GSC>rapeThey use seduction not force
>>94381728they use mindrape to convince people
>>94381670>Chaos (shout out to Word Bearers, Emperor's Children and Night Lords)>Dark Eldar>Imperial GuardMy top 3 evilest armies in no particular order, going by the disregard for life (including their own and their peers)>inb4 OrksVery destructive, but I don't think they even have a concept of evil. They're cunts by nature, not because they mean to. To me true evil understands exactly what they're doing and still do it.
>>94381727Not gonna get banned but 4 inches if i measure from the balls like pic rel itd be 2
>>94381538They don't have a great niche. If you want elite infantry, Grey Knights are worth the 10 extra points. If you want chaff or backfield objective holders, the kill team weirdos are much cheaper. If you just want some infantry with guns, Sisters do it cheaper.>but they're tankier than the kill team weirdos/sistersthey're still MEQ, every army has ways to kill MEQ
>>94381686No, actually.CWE also suffer from the soul drain of Slaanesh, they just quite literally weaponized their autism through the path system and it is what keeps Slaanesh at bay.DEldar chose the ways of the pleasure cults because they are evil.
Plastic daemonhosts? In my lifetime?
>>94381738Night lords are just having a laughTheyre not that evil
>>94381727
>>94381686Implying they still wouldn't do it if they didn't need to. Remember they're a direct continuation of the society that created Slaanesh, its the Craftworlders that are the weird prudes.
>>94381752>6'4">evil>possessed (i can fix him)Women would buy so many kits
>>94381757Grim.
>>94381776it was good enough for yvraine
>eldar>run out of things to do>create slannesh by eating ass and fingerblasting taintsAre they a stupid civilization? Why dont they invent time travel or the cure for cancer? Theres still so much to explore
>>94381798Eldar don't get cancer, cretin
>>94381738>IGExplain this
>>94381798>create god that slowly eats their soul to death>can avoid this fate by simply not being retarded sensation freaks and wearing a necklace>the grand majority of eldar society refuses to do soYou tell me.
>>94381685>petty bureaucrat thinks it's okay to sacrifice 1 million pleb soldiers in the meat grinder because on paper they can handle the lossesthink harder, bootlicker
>>94381718>>random hive world that has been out of touch by the imperium is hard to live inand which faction would this be?
>>94381781
>>94381798>Why dont they invent time travel or the cure for cancer?They already did that.
>>94381781Why does everyone say theyre dating? They only talked twice in the books
>>94381827the petty bureaucrat sent 1 million soldiers to their deaths because it helped slow down or stop the [insert really bad shit going down here] from killing the 316 quadrillion other lives in the imperium>>94381852they fucked, it's canon, and the visarch had to sit in the corner chair the hotel room
Are these exhausts looking acceptableI don't know what else to do with them
Are there any notable chaos warbands in the fluff that specialize in flyers/ aircraft?
>>94381798They did that and literally ran out of things to doAlso how the fuck does a GW employee explain this shit to some kid and their mom lmao>ey bruvs so loik these elvens n shit be like fookin too much and then this sex daemon shows up
>>94381814conscripting your population and sending them to die en masse without the proper equipment and training is pretty rude desu
>>94381869burnt effect?
>>94381875Just black scorches by drybrushing?
>>94381866Me as visarchGuillieman as the math major football jockYvraine as my crush
>>94381831Askellian society in general, basically.
>>94381869If yore going for an in use look.Black, soot at the ends.
>>94381852Because warhammer enjoyers are sexually inexperienced losers and saw a man and woman next to eachother
>>94381866>we have to genocide the kulaks because if we don't they'll hoard all the food!Yeah sure, of course they have an explanation for why they have to do bad things. Most evil in human history was done with justifications like that. Doesn't make it a good deed.
>>94381852because it makes impotent eldarfags like this guy >>94381887 seethe that not only do they get a shitty new character co-opting their entire faction but she's not even interested in their men
>>94381866>they fucked, it's canonLofn will soon be canon.
>>94381852>Why does everyone say theyre dating?Because it's cute.
>>94381879this or the purple-effect thing
>>94381893This is your brain after years of porn addiction
>>94381889anon, I'm not saying the imperium is goodI'm saying that the fucked up shit that the imperium does makes sense within the confines of the setting because the setting of 40k is horribly fucked up way worse than anything the imperium is doing right nowand I don't even want to hear about the fucking tau, they are literal by the book fascists and not against using their various lesser races as meatshields in any conflict that's serious enough (they let all the fucking kroot auxiliaries get eaten by the nids before engaging them properly to wear down the hive fleet) and they are a VERY small faction in a big setting that is starting to realize that the reason the other factions are so fucked up is because they have to be fucked up
>>94381912>>94381885>>94381875>Image limit reached
>>94381884Ok and which faction is that
>>94381869i have some images to help, but sorry image limit
>>94381934The Askellian one.
>>94381950So not a playable faction and therefore irrelevant to what was being discussed? Great stuff champ
>>94381921pathetic attempt at rebuttal, eldarfag
>>94381685>>94381866>petty bureaucrat assigns you to be converted into a shitswabber servitor because your hab-bloc's productivity fell 2% below quotaBut hey buddy, when you're a half conscious slave trapped in your own body marching through sewer water for a few centuries running, I'm sure your loyalty to team humanity will be a real comfort.
>>94381969I'm gonna tap the sign >>94381922
>>94381852Because it's not like the characters have a single real interesting thing going on.
>>94381976Alright wiseguy, we'll switch you out to pleasure servitor and you can spend that time getting assfucked by upper hive nobles instead. If you're unlucky, there might be enough brain matter left to ponder the structural reasons that truly demand this being the standardized practice for the Imperium.
>>94381945It's okay, we are not getting a new thread anytime soon anyways
The setting would be better with Half of the existing shit removed>Space MarineDark AngelsSalamanderRaven GuardSpace WolvesWhite ScarsUltramarinesGrey Knights>Imperial ForcesSisterMechanicusGuard>ChaosDaemons (Heavy focus on Khorne and Slaanesh)Death GuardTSonsWord Bearers (Proper Chaos army the combines Astartes and Daemons)>XenosAeldari (Elder)OrksT'AuGSC (Orks are the hordes army)Necrons
>>94381976The way I look at it, the imperium is evil for denying people their humanity. You may argue that in order for the species to survive they need to all become soulless autists, and I think that's the irony and tragedy of the setting.Meanwhile chaos are the opposite end of the spectrum, where they turn the emotions that make us human up to 11, to the detriment of every other part of their being.There is no solution, human souls are currency for either the emperor or chaos, and everyone is fucked. Simple as.
>>94382022who asked for this schizo rambling though?
>>94382022Bait.jpg
>>94382025>who asked for this schizo rambling though?I mean a general is always posted, so... everyone
NEW THREAD>>94382035>>94382035>>94382035
>>94382023you have to remember, there are places within the imperium/tau/votann where people spend their entire lives in relative safety, they go about their lives, they have friends and family, and then they dieit's a wargame, so we just hear about the worst parts of the setting where shit is really getting crazyfor factions like Chaos, Orks, and GSC there is no safetyOrks of course enjoy their lives so they're winning, life on a Daemon planet is just some of the worst shit imaginable and constant dickery
>>94381814>consciously guilt trip men that don't know better into fighting war you know for a fact will kill them>billions at a time>knowing well in advance how many will have to die and when>more often than not completely incapable of dmputting up a fight>all to resolve conflicts that could be resolved otherwise, but are being brute forced to suit the political ambitions of some Lord Militant or another.
>94382022>GSC needs to be removed because of orks>orks also removednot even worthy of a (you)
>>94382022Don't even know where to start with what the fuck you were thinking with some of these choices mate.Why keep Raven Guard and Salamanders but drop Iron Hands and Imperial Fists, all four are just space marine palette swaps with 1 character model each.Why the arbitrary choices of two cult legions and having daemons focus on the other two gods?Why Word Bearers specifically instead of just generic CSM for the mixed chaos army?If Orks preclude Nids as a horde army (putting aside the fact that being run as horde armies is just one type of list for both, and that nid monster mash and ork speed or deadmob are equally valid), why not cut Guard as well?
With the exception of Space Marines and CSM having specific codexes for each chapter or warband I think all the current armies are fine. For Chaos having the God legions as detachments is fine, while for SMs the chapter-specific differences aren't significant enough to warrant their own armies, save as how you build then from the stock marines accounting for flavor.
>>94378976Put him on a black couch.
>>94380939No sorry we don't like /k/uckoldry
>>94381181Yes and he made it with a fine detail brush
