Dwarves typically, obviously, traditionally, are a hyper-masculine race of basically-all-dudes. It's fun, it's beloved, but what if we looked at the rarely-delved facet of what Dwaven Women are like? Whether or not they have beards, what gender-roles dwarven society assigns its members, what the life of the average dwarfette is like, how other peoples perceive dwarven sexuality and gender? This thread is for specifically discussing just that.>It depends on the setting!!1one!This is about YOUR personal tastes, preferences, and beliefs. Obviously.>They don't exist/They're indistinguishableI see your take and respect it, but it doesn't add much to the conversation.>There's a thread up for this/I want to coomWe all know that other thread is for masturbating over fantasy women, as is their god-given right. This thread is for (attempting) to discuss the topic of specifically *dwarven* women are like beyond just sexuality (although if you have an idea about say, what halfling women would be thought of in a dwarven context, or an earnest take on dwarfette sex-life, go for it.)
>>94394627Just plagiarize.
>>94394627
>>94394711If you're gonna steal, steal from the best, right?I forget the name of that blond dwarf w/ Kabru's crew, but I actually prefer her looks ever-so-slightly to Namari's. But Dungeon Meshi gets the proportions and looks so right, I'm still shocked there wasn't a flood of Namari fanart.Unrelated but I don't dig Dungeon Meshi's 'dwarves have less endurance than humans' idea, but other than that it's golden.
I like the pic in the OP.Dwarves tend to be excellent craftsmen. I see no reason why women can't be given their own crafts. Such as tailoring, knitting and weaving. Maybe calligraphy and poems, some singing. Sometimes maybe they do brewing and cooking. Dwarves are usually traditional in their outlook, so you would think they have traditional view where men do hard labor such as smithing, building and mining.
>>94394627>This is about YOUR personal tastes, preferences, and beliefsMy dwarves are named for their connection to the giant, pure-blooded "parthenon dwellers", compared to which they are about one-third of the size, but as they stand, dwarves are about nine feet tall. They are statuesque, appearing to be made from smoothed marble or granite, and even in combat, they are rigid and hard to the touch. Yet, when they aren't fighting, they can feel as soft and pliable as any organic person.There are more female dwarves than males, but they still have an androgynous social structure; both sexes hunt and gather and care for young seemingly equally, and they have no concepts of marriage or bonding. Dwarven children are raised communally, sometimes rarely ever seeing their birthparents, because as with all parthenon dwellers, they are "shaped from the same stone". It isn't that they're hive-minded, but they do have a form of collective consciousness, which also helps them maintain their population more mindfully. It helps that they subsist entirely off of magical energy, which they cumulate through routine meditation and drinking flowing water; they don't need to eat, and they don't need to make weapons, and their structures come from the slow and steady alchemical transmutation of the desert sands into their pillared structures, so there's no conflict over resources.The creation of their children is similar to that of their structures, so sex is purely recreational for them, and despite being perpetually naked, their naughty bits only show when they're willing to have sex. Because the vast majority of races are small by comparison, they rarely have any sexual attraction to them (just as the larger parthenon dwellers have little sexual attraction to dwarves), but might agree to some "lip service" or hand action with curious adventurers. And because their seed/egg is infertile, there's no risk of unplanned parenthood on either end.
>>94394720Here's to hoping Rogue Core adds Dwarfettes.>>94394728>Master-crafted Dwarven Sweater>Master-crafted Dwarven PoetryI adore it. I'm in the other camp for gender-roles where I interpret Dwarven conditions as so harsh, that their society has had gendered divisions of labor kind of sanded off in any but the most posh, comfortable settlements, with the exceptions of expecting parents being forcibly sheltered by their kin.
>>94394737In a vacuum, I like your idea and how you presented it, but at this point, why call them 'dwarves' at all? Isn't that just intellectual baggage at this point since they're so different than 'the baseline'?
continued from >>94394737Despite their inability to crossbreed through intercourse, it's still possible for a dwarf to make a child with a "flesh race"; the dwarf will encourage his/her partner to undergo the meditative state and offer the appropriate amount of magical energy along with a low risk amount of life energy, and the resulting child will be a "decoration", which is a race that stands roughly half the height of the average human, whose skin has the appearance and feel of porcelain. Decorations tend to have one male per ten females, and like to dress themselves up as dolls in elegant and flamboyant outfits. However, unless the adventurer adopts their decoration, it will be disowned by both dwarves and giants. Orphaned decorations aren't treated like outsiders when wandering the deserts, but are also not given the protection and sense of community, either. They're tolerated because of their ability to sense and warn against the presence of undead, and their especially effective capabilities to destroy the undead.To this end, the more bold among the orphaned decorations will leave their desert birthplace behind, and seek out necropolis incursions and circle their outskirts, hunting down any undead that move outside its threshold with extreme prejudice.
>>94394725>steal, steal from the best>post pic from the worstFuck dungeon meshi
>>94394773>why call them 'dwarves'Because they have a very similar physiology to the giants who dwarf them, much like the dwarves of typical fantasy have a similar physiology to the humans who dwarf them.They don't call themselves dwarves, that's just a concession to abstraction made for easier reference.
>>94394728>tailoring, knitting and weaving. Maybe calligraphy and poems, some singingThat sounds more like elven stuff
>>94394803Not That Anon, but any society still needs people making clothes, telling stories, and recording information. They literally *need* some of these things to function, and obviously the way they produce those things would still be dwarfy. It's like saying 'oh a human mining town? Isn't that a dwarf thing?'Reductive thinking.
>>94394725>I don't dig Dungeon Meshi's 'dwarves have less endurance than humans' ideaThat's not a weakness dwarves have, it's a strength that humans have.
>>94394803I can see why, but dwarves don't wear armor all the time. They wear fabrics too, and it would make sense they would make them by their own. And when dwarves do it, they want to make it right, leading them having master tailors and shoemakers etc. And thos positions could be left for women. Then you have more men in mines, smithies and armies.
Ah dwarf women, what delicate flowers.
>>94394725>Unrelated but I don't dig Dungeon Meshi's 'dwarves have less endurance than humans' ideaThat kind of body shape is not known to have a particularly lot of stamina, Kui employed some basic logic.
>>94394816>>94394839Obviously every society has people who focus in different needs.I meant that those types of crafts don't really seem like they'd fit the standard dwarf "flavor", but rather they'd only keep them functional and view further perfectionism as just vapid.While they do seem like things elves would value.
>>94394844>Logic>FantasyAnyway for humans being a fatass means you get tired easily.But dwarves are supposed to be miners and all around hard workers.
>>94394870They're strong, dense, and hearty, but not athletic. The same way a powerlifter can flip a car, but not run over a mile.
>>94394830Really good take Anon.Pic unrelated, but really good take.
>>94394870As the other anon said, stamina and muscles aren't all the same. A blacksmith might be used to smashing things with his hammer all day, but he probably doesn't move around much, and will not automatically be good at running despite doing physical stuff all day.Different types of muscles and different types of body shapes excel at different things.If this thread has any interest in talking about game stuff: it could be a neat idea to have dwarves with a large HP/Wound pool, but being unable to wear the heaviest armor. Compared to maybe humans being able to wear any armor, but have relatively mediocre HP/Wounds. Different types of durability.
>>94394903Sorry, Warhammer Fantasy already sold me on the 'tough as stone and proud of it' notion.No hate on her take at all, it just doesn't tickle my fancy, and its like, one of the few things in that one that doesn't.
>>94394864I guess that is one take on dwarves. Personally I don't think dwarves would do anything with attitude of "good enough", take pride in everything they do.
>>94394864>Fit the Dwarf FlavorIf you're going out of your way to explore female/feminine sides of Dwarfdom, I would argue that comes with a certain degree of willing to reconsider or expand what fits that dwarfy flavor, more to the point: Anything made by Dwarves should exhibit a dwarfy flavor. Either in their methods being designed to exhibit it, or the aesthetics or attitudes around such products fitting the bill.Maybe Dwarves have bizarre livestock, or access to materials or methods of making clothes that seem exotic or weird. Is Dwarven beard/head hair a textile? Do they agree with you and delegate that kind of work to machines or 'clan tailors' that come from different cultures and get paid handsomely to do the job? Maybe dwarves have found a way to make cloth and thread out of metal or gemstones and have exotic textiles that exhibit bizarre properties?TL'DR: try harder lmao
If we're talking about dorfs in the traditional sense, I like to think they're passionate and hardy people due to how much they love crafting, mining, and building. If allowed, dwarves seem like the kind of people that would stay up all night building gundam models. Following this train of thought, I guess that would mean dwarven women are tsunderes with non-dwarven men when it comes to romance. A human or halfling male would probably have to have a lot in common with a particular dwarven woman or share her deepest obsession.>>94394903>Dwarves skip leg daySlain.
>>94394843Built for BHC
>>94394711I feel annoyed by Dungeon Meshi's girl dwarves because they have the same beard thing I've always done for mine, but now everyone thinks I'm copying (that dwarf women grow beards naturally, but stay clean-shaven for cultural reasons).
>>94395219Puff your chest out and just insist that SHE got it from YOU.
>>94394627>>It depends on the setting!!1one!>This is about YOUR personal tastes, preferences, and beliefs. Obviously.I can't believe fa/tg/uys are so bloody obnoxious these days you have to say this in the OP
>>94395523Oh dude it's fucking bad out here.
>>94394627My headcanon is that dwomen don't grow facial hair until they hit menopause around 100yo, after which they start to grow beard. Then it depends on the hold tradition what they do with it, more traditionalist holds braid them while the ones with more human/elven influence often shave it.
>>94395043>Maybe Dwarves have bizarre livestock, or access to materials or methods of making clothes that seem exotic or weird. Is Dwarven beard/head hair a textile? Do they agree with you and delegate that kind of work to machines or 'clan tailors' that come from different cultures and get paid handsomely to do the job? Maybe dwarves have found a way to make cloth and thread out of metal or gemstones and have exotic textiles that exhibit bizarre properties?yeah, but all of this would feel extremely setting specific rather than a take that could be applied to dwarves in different settings.
>>94395219>everyone thinks I'm copying they're retardedit's an extremely low effort take on female dwarveshell irl women can grow beards, so it's not whatsoever a stretch that a fantasy race known for their beards had females growing them even more commonlyand "stay clean-shaven for cultural reasons" is an easy way to deal with an obvious consequence: nobody actually wants to see bearded women (other than as ridiculous freaks to laugh at)
>>94395523Hey look!>>94395646Who on earth said we were avoiding specific details? What even is your point?
For me dwarves embody resilience, regardless of location or even culture. They are hardy and endure, maybe they lower their heads, or bend their knees, but they're hard to break completely. They will find a way to trudge forward and be among the last ones standing.>>94394728We could look at it this way: dwarves tend towards extremes, so the males are masculine, the females are feminine. That can be reflected in a number of ways in fashion, and the culture could very well be split into spaces and roles that are gender-locked, but it would be a situation like rome's matrons, where they are skilled and honoured as mistresses of their households rather than locked in the kitchen.>>94395523And it's not like it will stop the retards from stumbling in here and spamming their one liner as usual anyway. Sometimes they do it after a thread has been going on for days of rather decent back and forth.
>>94394627Traditionally, women are homemakers because putting pregnant women in a situation where they might be at serious risk of harm is a bad idea for maintaining your society, nor is it particularly efficient if you have any other serious task for them to perform. However, keeping women from any labor whatsoever isn't very pragmatic. Since dwarves are typically depicted as craftsmen, I imagine female dwarves are the backbone of a thriving cottage industry, producing goods for the household from materials brought in by the male family members. Dwarves have always been very masculine, and dwarves are typically portrayed as master masons and smiths, so I see male dwarves being very focused on industries that produce very long lasting, durable products. Meanwhile, I could see female dwarves getting roles that produce less durable, less long-lasting products, such as food, clothing, writing, et cetera. With the typical distance between dwarven holdings and everywhere else, this keeps the mystery of dwarven women and their happenings to outsiders, as these goods likely wouldn't survive the trip abroad/be very appealing to outsiders.Likely speaking, the average dwarfette is taught by her mother or extended family in some homemaking tradition or practical skill relating to a homemaking tradition from a young age, the same way a male dwarf might be taught. Eventually, she probably ends up in an arranged marriage with whomever her parents could find that holds sufficient breeding and isn't a rival/sworn enemy of her clan/immediate family. There she ends up fulfilling her wifely duties in homemaking and cottage industry, produces some amount of children, teaches the girls among those children her tricks to life, then after a long life, gracefully expires in her home surrounded by friends and loved ones.
>>94394752>Master-crafted Dwarven SweaterImagine the coziness
>>94396023It menaces with spikes of lingnite
>>94395980(cont.)Since dwarfettes traditionally don't engage with more dangerous industry, likely outsiders never see female dwarves outside their homes. While certainly metropolitan areas might have a female dwarven population, the vast majority won't see any, since they have little reason to go traveling. With the long lives of dwarves and how traditionally isolationist they are, it is not completely absurd that the uninformed might assume that dwarves just sprung forth from the ground, since they've never seen a female dwarf. While the wiser certainly would be aware of the concept, finding an non-dwarven individual who has seen a dwarven female is unlikely. Finally>beardsPurely there for coom vs anti-coom shitflinging.
>>94395959>but it would be a situation like rome's matrons, where they are skilled and honoured as mistresses of their households rather than locked in the kitchen.That was what I was getting after. They have strict gender roles, but honored ones. Master of any trade has equal amount of respect, be it a woman or man.>>94396023You can't handle the dwarven sweaters, they are too cozy for you traveler. You better go find some elven rags, made from wool of skinny elven sheep.
>>94395980Yeesh, when you lay it out like that, it sure sounds bleak.
>>94395730I do admit I didn't read the OP fully lol. Sorry I was a retard
>>94396095>Owning up to it.No grudge need be recorded, you remain, and affirm, our honorable kinship.
>>94395980>>94396061Yesh, in this setting all female dwarves should be killed on sight out of mercy, and all male dwarves should default to evil alignment if alignment is a thing in the system.
>>94396110
>>94394843I want to pump so many muls into that woman and make an army of supermen.
>>94396023>finely woven for comfort, resistance, and appeal>keeps you warm and is even fireproof>gets a bit scratchy, but dwarves don't mind it>kills other species off if they are around it too longI could see yarn of the earth being used to make clothing.
>>94394752>Here's to hoping Rogue Core adds DwarfettesOnly if they're total cuties.
>>94396166jinxed
>>94396166Kill, fuck, marry
>>94396166>not posting /our girl/
>>94396148>yarn of the earth>it's just fucking rockwool >if you're around them too much you get mesothelioma
>>94397137I was more thinking of silk of the moutains, you know, asbestos.
>>94397303Same diff I guess.
>>94394711>>94394725Looks vaguely Tumblr inspired. Weird none of them is black or has unicorn hair.
>>94397364>>94397368Huge tits are definitely a requirement for dwarf women.
>>94394935I would stat it around endurance, while dorfs can easily fight all day in heavy armor humans with their endurance can run in medium armor much longer than dorfs and elves, though elves are much faster and could endure more in lighter armor.
In my setting dorfs embody the aesthetic of art deco. Smooth lines that are superfluous but oddly don’t add weight to items or armor.The female dorfs are renowned for their ability to make jewelry which they send to orks for enchanting.Female dorfs are also flaxen haired nearest to the entrances and fiery red for those who dwell in the depths of the mountain.They have a Scottish brogue and ferment alcohol from the fungal growths that they help cultivate in their deep farms.That same fungus has metallic bristles that glow a purple hew and is woven to make clothing which acts as a natural light source for the mines that cannot allow light.Dorf women are fiercely monogamous and each child is marked with a new braid in their hair.While they often stay within their deep kingdoms, they have been known to find husbands within human society and consider any person who beats them in their 3 passions a de facto husband.Arm wrestling, drinking, and mountain climbing.
mildly autistic dwarf just wants to craft
This whole thread is degenerate. THIS is a dwarf woman, and IDK what the jannies say, I'm posting a pic of her without clothes.
>>94397731Anon please, that's just a dwarf's most common sex toy.
>>94397798>The bell tying her hair backThat is so fucking cute.
>>94395043>Bizarre livestockGiant cave spider web makes a great textile, but since they're near impossible to raise in a dwarven hold, dwarves instead hunt for it in the deep perilous caves. Finding a recently abandoned nest is rare, but yields a trove of valuble yet delicate material. More daring dwarves will try to cut up traps a spider has laid when they're not around, and carry the silk home.For a more reliable option, dwarves may have domesticated a small creatures thread producing creature, similar to IRL silk worms. If you think it makes the world more fantastical, maybe they have discovered a worm that drinks oil or eats shale powder to later in it's life cycle produce a cocoon made of a material similar to plastic. Or if you think that's lame, don't do that, and have worms that eat mushroom to make cacoons of normal silk.Maybe there are ways to make textiles from cave moss too, but I'm out of ideas. Of course all dwarven fabric would be dyed with mineral pigments. Even if they had access to organic dyes, no dwarf would appreciate a blue made from crushed flowers or an orange from tree bark as much as a refined ultramarine or cadmium extracted from ore. Sure, such dyes may be a little toxic, but never enough to harm a dwarf.
I like how the only response to my post didn't actually address anything I said.This is a very good thread.
>>94394864>they'd only keep them functional and view further perfectionism as just vapid.Issue is that functional means it needs to be able to last literal centuries and possibly be passed down the family line. Tailors might not make it pretty but their going to mend those trousers until their a veritable ship of theseus from whatever thread they had. And maybe one day Pa will stop wearing his underoos for so long that he could piss out of the hole in them without them catching a drop
>>94394936>No hate on her take at allnah, all her takes on fantasy races are shit
>>94398070tryhard retard
>>94397731This brings back memories, but we are on a blue board, anon!
Is a dwarf wife the ideal wife?>traditional>strong-willed, but no desire to overpower the role of the father>supreme homemakers >excellent with finances>desires many children
>>94394627You seem awfully self-conscious over your nogames coom thread, lil bro
>>94395139>mutt's law
>>94395111>>94394935Loli dwarves is the best take on femdwarves and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>94397009>/our girl/>sharing your girlLmao why are dwarfcucks always literal cucks?
>>94397810That's an entire hat, blind retard.
>>94398642>>traditionalIf they were traditional they'd stay out of the workplace. Funny, that.>>strong-willed, but no desire to overpower the role of the fatherYet every media that includes them has them as henpeckers or grrlbosses. Funny, that. >>supreme homemakers Yet all their homes inevitably end up overrun by orcs or orc equivalents. Funny, that.>>excellent with financesYet all dwarves in all media are greedy misers that betray their own allies for a misspent copper. Funny, that.>>desires many childrenYet the dwarf race is always on the verge of dying out. Funny, that.
>>94398763but you get the problem that the best take on femhalflings is also lolis
>>94398892Dwarflolis have sixpacks, halflolis sometimes have fat tits and smug demeanors.
>>94398844>If they were traditional they'd stay out of the workplace. Funny, that.nah, they would help at their husband's workplace, typically with the most tedious and mindless tasks
>>94397349That's because it's Japanese you faggot
>>94398951and?still looks tumblr inspired
>>94397731I'd hit that.
Dwarf women should look like this. Coomers kys.
>>94398313Welcome to nu/tg/.
>>94399594>nu
>>94395523Maybe if you guys weren't genuinely annoying coomers with extremely shit taste we og oldfags who still use this place and remember what it was like when it was actually good wouldn't have to constantly bullycide all your shitty threads?
>>94397364>>94397368>>94397193>>94397009>generic anime slop>dwarf women apparently
>>94394627Depends on the setting.
>>94397368Nah, those boobs are too ridiculous.
>Come back to the thread>Overtly angry, antisocial shit-flinging and name-calling in every direction>Not a single insult is rooted in reality, but instead the insecurities and projections of poorly-socialized retards insulting each other in circlesPretty pathetic showing Anons. You know recreational outrage is bad for you, right? Too much of a pussy to do anything but bellow like a chimp on a board meant for the most social species of games?
>>94394843>>94397193>>94397364>>94397368>>94397372>>94398648Can you go like, at the very least five minutes without gooning?
>>94399829Half of the posts on this board are just disingenuous retards looking to start shit.
>>94399970It's really god-damn sad. And what else is sad:As far as I know the artist of your picrel didn't make any more art of these girlies :'(
>>94399970>t. disingenuous retard looking to start shit.
>>94400000
>>94400213The lads look ready to dig holes of several varieties.
>>94400213Looks like shitslop. God this board is dead
>In rigidly ordered Fortress life, most dwarves have very comparable childhoods.>Every child is sponsored from their family on a 'grand tour', where over the course of their 50-year childhood and early adolescence they will work in near-every role of Dwarven life, unless a family is oathbound to provide a specific kind of dwarf to the fortress - as is the case with most of the priesthood and the fortresses craftsmen, who begin learning as soon as they can walk.>Starting with being little more than extra hands in the stone-cut farmlands and ending with a stint in the militia, regardless of gender.>They are then released to take the oaths and obligations that would start their careers. From warrior to artisan to janitor to even the whores, each profession has families and clans specializing in it, with their own long lines of ancestor-saints and complex rituals to honor the highs and lows of the job.>dwarven boys stereotypically imagine themselves as future prospectors, striking it rich, or powerful warriors in the Fortresses Rangers, going far and wide on grand journeys across the overworld on behalf of their King.>Dwarven girls stereotypically imagine themselves as future Shieldmaidens, traveling the tangle of routes beneath the Earth in the Dwarven homelands as crusading warrior-priestesses, defending the weak and helping the most desperate.
>>94399829>start a thread with a hostile, argumentative OP>get hostile, argumentative anonsIt truly is a mystery, anon.
>>94400248If that OP is hostile and argumentative to you, you are a massive pussy.
>>94394627only acceptable version of beards for dwarf females is pseudo beards like this. anyome depicting them with real beards is a fag
>>94400487Very cute.
>>94400487Very uglyBut better than actual beards on female dwarves
>>94400487Oh she's adorable!
>>94400487>weeb>calling others fags
>>94400487Retarded coompost
>>94400812if it's a coompost, why did he post a fully dressed character who looks like shit?
>>94400826>>94400812>>94400724Why do you people act this way? It's really pathetic.
>>94400895>act like an asshat>people call you asshat>"wtf, why are you so mean? P-Pathethic!"You reap what you sow.
>>94400933I'm not even involved in whatever you're talking about, but I doubt that even matters to you? Answer the question:Why are you like this? Why do you show up to this website and act like a cunt to strangers online?
>>94400975They have nothing left.
>>94400975I only do so when they have shit taste, such as when they say anything positive about Dungeon Meshi.Fuck I hate that shit so much and it keeps getting spammed all the time here.I'm nicer with other topics.
>>94401074Reply to myself to add that I'm only one of the three posts to which that anon asked the question.
>>94401074>I'm nicer with other topicsLiterally doesn't matter: You're still being a tantrum-throwing child over shit that literally shouldn't bother any healthy, socialized adult.>But they have shit taste!It's called "different taste" you fucking infant. Are you gonna shit yourself because I think your favorite power ranger sucks too? How do you look at yourself patrolling the tastes of strangers you'll never meet again and think"Yeah this is normal and good for me."
>>94401110Read >>94400487 again slowly.You petulant child.
>>94400266Says the person crying about 4chan being too mean in his thread.
>>94401112>Punisher Larp>>94401119>Non-answer>>94401121Non-answer>>94401127>Non-answerYou lack the capacity for self-reflection or improvement and are dying slowly.
This is what they always do, guys. They show up and start stirring shit up, so the thread is derailed and ends up in people telling them to fuck off. But they won't. Ignore them
>>94400975see >>94400266
>>94401163>Common saying is Punisher larpRead a book heavier than comic-book, asshat.
What a pleasant thread this turned out to be.
>>94401271That face looks plastic as fuck
>>94401271No matter, the shitposter can't undo the good that was done before their arrive. This thread fulfilled its purpose.
>>94401307There's still 100+ images left.
>>94401286She's just pretty drunk.>>94401320Not particularly dwarf looking, but I like.
>>94401330Dark Iron dwarves are from Warcraft, one of the few halfway decent things about the setting.
I think female dwarves should be stocky, practical tomboys.Should still be hot.The whole housewife thing does fit the traditional vibe that dwarves have, but honestly I feel female dwarves bring too domestic would make them seem too much like hobbits.Female dwarves would still be devoted mothers, but maybe a bit "tiger mom" types.
>>94401338I don't really know anything about the setting, but I do like their weird elves with massive ears, eyebrows and weird eyes.Certainly better than just humans with pointy ears.But from googling dark iron dwarves, they do seem pretty cool.
>>94401338How did they end up becoming playable? Last I played was wotlk.
>>94401350>Female dwarves would still be devoted mothers, but maybe a bit "tiger mom" types.I like my shorties w/ a warrior ethos, so I wholeheartedly agree.>Common gifts to an expecting dwarf traditionally include a blunderbuss and healthy collection of differing types of shot.>These only *barely* beat out slippers as the most-liked-gift year after year
>>94401350>tomboysExtremely homo
Namari best girl.
>>94401481Hey, it's just how I imagine them fitting in the world.Just nothing about dwarves screams "attractive females" to me, I'm a simp for brown elves only.
>>94401582Anon it's a good take--with the exception that they're one end of the spectrum. I need buxom, extremely feminine women who as a result of dwarven autism, are also into war and oaths and beer on the other end.They'd play off each other well. I can imagine them trying out the others preferred spirit (swapping Jammy Fungal Wine for Dark Cave-wheat Beer) and completely fucking up the booze-math and getting embarrassingly hammered.
>>94401582>brown elvesReddit take
>>94395219No, I thought it was more that DM dwarf women maybe grew slightly more facial hair than other races, but it was still pretty thin and weak. Like, the example they give of an unshaven dwarf woman was a hag with some sparse hairs or something.
>>94401646Newfag post.
>>94401891You missed the towergirl general, questfag holdout.
>>94402036Just posting a femdwarf, one partly made by /tg/ no less.
>>94402059Please forgive traffic controller anon. We trained him wrong, as a joke.
>Somehow, you managed to impress a Dwarven Girl, and have been presented with an incredible opportunity->Where are you taking her for your first date?Bonus Points:>What did you do to impress her?
>>94400237
>>94402613>A shy halfling, I find dwarves only slightly less intimidating than the tall races.>When she asked to try some of my home cooked cottage pie, I didn't have it in me to say no.>It was only immediately after I said it that I realized asking if she wanted to try more at a picnic in a flowers field would have sounded like I was asking her on a date. I was even more stunned when she said yes.>I may have over prepared, and can barely see where I'm going with all the food piled on top of my basket.>Oh, but I only brought 3 types of jam! What if she only likes the cranberry that I left at home!
>>94401481Boy kisser detected.
>>94394627The Nobility: They never leave the house without servants, shroud their faces in great cloaks of all types of fabrics and dorn so many layers of clothing that it becomes hard to move without aid. They control the Husband's finances and spending and have some control over investments but other then that, they spend most of the day at home, using aids to carry out issues of their husbands. The peasants claim it's a bad day to cross a noble woman in the streets.The Peasants: Almost identical to their male counterparts. They take up trade in all forms often assisting their household in the business in any way they can. Lowborn Dwarves can hardly take the leisure to refuse work and even if they could, their pride won't let them. If they are in a smithy they will make nails and axes. If they work in an armory, they will sew on the scales and draw out iron for mailles. If they are farmers, they will toil away backs hunched right next to their husbands. Untouchables: These Dwarven women are not even worth discussing. Their entire clans do not pay taxes and are unregistered against the national peasant's array of year 3401. They can not be tracked, their men can't be levied, and they do not farm. The Untouchables are worthless raiders, tracking across the lands like petty rangers killing and looting goblins for the same scraps of food. They do not follow the customs of our ancestors. Can they really be considered Dwarves?-Minister of the Gold Mountain Fortress. Charter: 52nd Year of our lord ancestor of the highest peak of the white mountains, under the realm of god who bestowed us our bodies, May he reign in heaven : Asadal Gold Broth. Day 21
>>94402877I submit this as evidence that halflings are realvery good post anon.
>>94394627What system?
>>94402613>Where are you taking her for your first date?To the incinerator, where all dwarves belong.
>>94402898I like this post but I don't know shit about Asian cultures so I can't provide more than a surface-level "hey that's really cool!"
>>94402898I see some Dragon Age inspiration
>>94401556English VA for her was pretty bad though
>>94405664Because they let some "non-binary" freak voice Namari. Thank you, Californian VA union.
>>94405664>english VAFound your problem.
>>94405744yeah i generally stuck to the Japenese VA since i find Americans accents in Fantasy setting oddly distracting but Namari's was worse by a wide margin
>>94405664>English VA...was pretty badYA DONTSAYFucking idiot.
My dwarves's men and women are generally difficult to distinguish from one another. All Dwarves are workaholics to the point where it's some kind of weird compulsion. They form entire societies around weird, overcomplicated engineering projects. It's great they'll do this for your civilization for free, but it's bad once you realize Dwarven Engineering is more advanced but requires more maintenance than most things. It's not built to last, it's built to be fussed over, and that's how most Dwarves like it. They like having a purpose, and as long as they have a Job that gives them Purpose, they don't age or die. It might seem a dreary existence to those who aren't Dwarves - wake up, work all day, go to the tavern/forum place and drink and laugh and sing songs about how much spiders fucking suck and then it's off to bed to repeat the same process for eternity(hopefully) but they love it. The women find their own little jobs too and it's not split into men's work or women's work or whatever.
>>94407251I like it this way.fantasy worlds already have lots of races, no need to make them all have coombait shit.>The women find their own little jobs too and it's not split into men's work or women's work or whatever.indeed, autism is in the brain, women can just be autistic for different topics although they can still be dwarf topics.(inb4 fags who believes women can't be truly autistic but just fake uguu am I kawaii shit: you can find the obsessed retard type of autism in several fandoms, and you can find the more productive and healthy autism in crafts such as those involving textiles)
>>94399866
>>94395980Sounds kinda grim
>>94399866>GooningSee here, myeh? Da boss wants dem big titty dorf gals at the speak easy, see?
Don't mind me, posting a dwarf rogue.
>>94408695>dwarf>rogue>generic as hell coombait
>>94398844Pic related causes maximum panty saturation among dwar females.
>>94398313First time in a dwarf thread, huh?
>>94398642>short>fat>facial hairJust find yourself a Latin American goblina immigrant.
>>94394627I am not a fan of bearded dwarf lassies for a single reason:It used to be a culture and race thing that added flavor.But right now, it is a rallying point for The Great Social Agenda as well as fetishists from /d/.That,And Namari really makes me appreciate chubby femmes.
>>94408695What's going on in this image? Is she a telekinetic?
>>94409138She's doing the ol' "Tits are a natural Bag of Holding but you have to shake them to get items inside to fly out" trick.
>>94394627What game is this thread about?
>>94409478Dwarf women are system agnostic.
>>94409138>What's going on in this image?Tits
>>94409516Not every game has them you know.
>>94407786Mind you, the downside is that if a dwarf, especially the "girthegn" or "workleader" of a "kharmgir" or "work-home"(dwarven colony) is killed, and there's nobody to replace them, then the colony starts to die off as shit just sort of cascade fails across the entire project, all of the dwarves losing immortality and dying off within 3-6 months. Everything falls apart, and the final dwarf youths become their deathguard, turning the area into a giant mausoleum and them retaining a measure o f immortality, becoming undead revenants. Now imagine you're the !roman empire and !hannibal has just invaded. He's crossing the alps, and your men run into these dwarves. They basically seemingly enslave themselves to your empire and build you roads, aqueducts, fortresses, everything. This makes slavery a point of philosophy for your empire for the next couple hundred years - there are literal slave races that exist for this reason, and your roman ass will do whatever it takes to keep this lie going.Seems like a bit of a castle of sand, don't it?
>>94401361Moira the woman who was 'kidnapped' by the Dark Iron king became their ruler and reintegrated them into Dwarven society after classic. The dwarven clans united together again and they're now part of the alliance
>>94395646Dwarfs live in/on mountains, so montane people. Their livestock would be goats, maybe big enough to ride and raid flat landers. They will use horned helmets, make goated cheese, make some kumis or some shit, cashmere and leather. Humans will say the goats are their wives because of that one dwarf everybody knows about and because the goats are bearded.
>>94397349>Looks vaguely Tumblr inspiredWhat in the world does this mean?
>>94414002That it looks like the art styles people used to post in Tumblr, duh
>>94414002Nta but it is very reminiscent of that art style. All that is missing is bad tattoos, piercings and red nose/ears/cheeks.
>>94414239>red nose/ears/cheeks.Some of them do have red nose and noticeable cheek blush (though cheeks look more like "regular" anime).
>>94414002
>>94401646"Everyone I don't like is literally R*ddit"
>>94402378They all look ugly as sin.
>>94400487Nah, minor sideburns that are an extension of soft / wavy scalp hair rather than beard bristles (like >>94402744 has) can be cute too. I like it too since it implies a unisex utility to beards rather than the race having that characteristic "just because". Since light and echo-free communication isn't guaranteed down there braids and beads would be a great way to establish identity and affiliation with nothing but a touch.Also since I tend to prefer >>94408886 crossed with star nosed moles over vanilla short humans the beards can take on way more varied roles: whiskers to measure passages, lichen substrate which senses chemical changes, alco-sponge whose fumes sterilise spore-laden breaths...Honestly I imagine subterraneans as a whole skewing to extreme sexual dimorphism or relative indistinguishability. Trudvang does great hive-dwarves but otherwise the "which ones are women?" gag is pretty fun overall.
Would have been nice if I had received some discussion for the answer I provided to OP, instead of just satisfying his curiosity and getting nothing in return.
>>94416216Engagement is never guaranteed.
>>94417702Yeah, especially when OP is only interested in spamming inane threads to make /tg/ look more active than it actually is, or to drive down interest in the topics he spews.
