>DM makes a D&D-lite text campaign for us to play on our off days>We all collectively control a Kenku who is real stupid and real bad at juggling>So bad that he manages to get himself arrested by accidentally flinging one of his clubs into the back of a local noble's head >"How do you get out of this one, players?">I Immediately recommend we start fucking juggling again in order to try to charm the guards>DM rolls performance. First roll of the game. >Nat goddamn 20>The guards unlatch the little cage the Kenku was kept in because they thought his abysmal performance was adorable
>>94421574> Players failed to lead a proper revolution in the Spire.> Only one of the players managed to enter the negotiation with the city governor, one of the main villias (which is secretly a former double agent).> The final roll of the campaign.> 2d10. Both 10.> I allow neutral ending and creation of the two house government, one for light and one for dark elves.
