>the dragon has bred his kobolds into squat, muscular, imbecilic creatures he calls Koblines>each one is 1000 gp of loot alive, but only if you can find a buyerDo you partake of the skeem?
What's my cut? Are they smart enough to crush rocks or mine for gemstones?
>>94423065roll for 3 party members
>>94423065>the party discovers an aged parchment covered in mysterious runes proclaiming "2X BAALSPAWN 3X MAGIC MISSILE STUD AVAILABLE"
>>94423803>What's my cut? Firstly, it depends on lineageYou can either steal them (but expect the dragon to put out a reward for their safe return) or buy them for their loot gp and then either find another buyer or breed your own, but you'd need to convince people your toads are of high quality>Are they smart enough to crush rocks or mine for gemstones?They sort of stumble about and don't seem to know where they are, but the dragon assures you this will work as it's "like a pyramid skeem" and that this one "looks smart, he's even sporting a chain". Note that the dragon IS decked out in gaudy golden jewelry.
Rolled 47, 80, 24 = 151 (3d100)>>94423830Rolling
Rolled 49, 86, 60 = 195 (3d100)>>94423830Rollan
>>94423065But can we clone them? Yes, clone them in a laboratory?
>>94424058There are talks of an evil Kobline Necromancer called Redrum the Second who came back from the dead.
>>94423065>>>/qst/
>>94424126lurk more you dumbass newfag
>>94423830SMASH and SLAMMING and LOCKING IN my roll
>>94424126Sorry about your handicap, bro.
>>94424126retard
>>94424164they look like Komodo dragons but dogs, lmao
>>94425156kek, true
>>94423065I am in Mr. Dragon. (I steal his priced tardbvll)
>>94423065
Rolled 74, 73, 67 = 214 (3d100)>>94423830rollan
Real countries (not America) have laws against torture breeding.
>>94423065I would mercy kill them without hesitation and burn the lair so no soul can repeat the experiment.
