Biel tangent Edition>Balance Dataslatehttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/chwd2fdd/warhammer-40000-balance-dataslate-deep-strikes-and-ap-in-the-crosshairs/>Grotmas Advent Calendar (Daily new detachment reveals)https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/eiv2zqzc/the-2024-grotmas-calendar/>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrainhttps://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Level animationhttps://gofile.io/d/J7muqs>Previous Thread:>>94655733>Thread Question:What's your army and what are you eating tonight?
Have a good one ladsJust flicking through the original 4th edition Apocalypse book
Surely there will be a hot new eldar model revealed on Christmas Day.
nurgle is king
>>94658588Lovely army btw, look at all that Forge World resin like the Vindicator
>>94658562>Thread QuestionAdMech, and probably some toast
>>94658606I now realize that sounds like a toaster joke but I'm actually just alone and poor
Reposting because new thread.So now that the dust has settled, who won Grotmas?Who lost hardest?IMO Necrons won, Admech came second (now they have a playable detachment!)SoB, DG, and GK all lost. Their detachments are weak as fuck, especially SoB with how it revolves around the Miracle Dice they can't generate enough of anymore.
>>94658562currently repainting orks to get 1000pts. I ate some smoked salmon, duck breast with green beans, chestnuts and a honey/ thyme and a vanilla ice cream
>>94658562>TQPic rel.Christmas Eve tradition is to eat Mexican on Christmas Eve. Gonna make tacos.
>>94658562Death GuardChicken Paprikash
>>94658602Really like your poop brown rusty Blighhauler. Not a Death Guard player but have always wanted to pick one up, they look fun to paint
>>94658602This fucking sucks where are your highlights
Who is the biggest braphog in 40k?
>>94658646just shut the fuck up already you autist
>>94658602Flat basecoat
>>94658588christmas alone in a single room...grim
>>94658662I'm sorry to hear that lad, take care
>>94658562page 5?
>>94658670No, this thread is currently on page 1
>>94658662>alonedude, your eyes?
>>94658588Why is the room too small, why do your chairs face the door instead of the TV, why is your TV at a 45 degree angle from your chairsBrits really live like this?
>>94658562>early thread>garbage tqI hope you fall off a cliff
I found the Stormcast Heroes blindboxes at Target and grabbed a couple, ended up with the archer lady and the hammer lady on the front.I'm gonna put those heads on my Emperor's Children and no one can stop me
>>94658688Keep sigmar slop in it's containment thread
>>94658562>TQAdmech I ate potatoes and chicken
>>94658693uh oh nomodels melty
>>94658562>TQToo damn many. Think I accidentally started traitor guard today over an ebay deal, but I'm excited to come up with some freaky conversions while repairing them.Gonna do noodles and mix in some leftover bacon and chicken.
>>94658607Vanilla marines won because Guilliman double orders + Oath buff is the most insane powerspike an army has had since the introduction of Riptide Battlesuits
>>94658693>in it's
>>94658703It is a power spike but I don't want to include that because it wasn't a detachment.
>>94658621This fucking sucks
>>94658646Edge highlighting is a crutch for bad painters
>>94658588Give me a page from 1 to 423
>>94658715That's a new oneThat said anyone who thinks edge highlights need to be thick is just brain cucked by eavy metal artists to sell more paint
>>946587192
When's the new ogryns?
>>94658719No one fucking cares faggot fuck you and your boyfriend homo
>>94658725the current ones are perfectly fine?
>>94658711What would you like to see, scrooge? It's christmas eve and I want you to smile
>>94658646>>94658660>>94658662>>94658670>>94658693>>94658704>>94658711>>94658715>>94658727The fact that you people are still desperately shitposting like this on Christmas is beyond pathetic
What happens if you put your pp in a Tau's facial slit?
>>94658735this is a containment thread for the worst autists and shitposters on /tg/, not sure what you're expecting
>>94658735
>>94658724Surprisingly, page 2 already has models and some cool ones too.
>May I offer you a servo-skull in these trying times?
>>94658756This is so nostalgic. I used to browse the 2003 catalogue as a wee lad.
>>94658771I don't think they just hand those out.
>>94658771Sometimes I wish I had bought the servoskull tape measurer
>>94658736Probably the same as if you tried to stick your pp in a person's nose.
>>94658735>peopleIt’s just lamentersanon.
>>94658562>What's your army and what are you eating tonight?EldarChinese food with the family
>>94658790Maybe your penis is tiny enough to fit in someone's nostril, but mine is too big
>>94658808You're thinking edgecoc.
>>94658808Quiet down edgecoc
>>94658783Yeah, Hadron makes it clear the servo-skull is more valuable than the operatives.
>That Vyper model is still extant
>>94658785You really don't, it was shit
Could the dark tide crew take on an entire wagghhh
>>94658880Yep!
>>94658886>they aren't even space marines and die to cultist rabbleWhat do you think?
>>94658735It's not Christmas yet you European retard
>>94658892>die to cultist rabblethey regularly defeat plague ogryn and beasts of nurgle and daemonhosts
>>94658880rumours say it's getting updated next year or something alongside new corsairs units
>>94658913>new corsairs when they just got a KTlollmao
>>94658886they really fucked up by having chaos as the main enemy and "rejects" as playable characters.
Corsairs but marines of chaos
>>94658888It's aged very gracefully.
>>94658880Could you not get it all in the same language?
>>94658920This is me, won't let my pile of shane grow any more
>>94658917another unit, not the same unit again.allegedly a redesigned version of the flying corsairs
>>94658935
>>94658922What about vermintide where the 5 characters stopped the end times
>>94658933You're looking at different anons, anon.
>>94658945>stopped>next game is set in Aos where Siena is corrupted wholly by nagash and her sister
>>94658955>set in AoSGreat idea if they want no one to play it.
>the cops aren't crooked, they're just dicks>it's not a bug, it's a featureThe system works.
>>94658959It won’t get played because fat shark barely has dark tide under wraps
>>94658945Vermintide is in fact a much better game: skaven are way more enjoyable to fight and kill, and the characters have actual personalities and can flex their archetype's skills.A real equivalent to 40k would have had genestealer cultists and involved a radical inquisitor's close retinue.
>>94658880Go to pages exactly in the middle
>>94658972>involved a radical inquisitor's close retinue.We stan Rannick and his fellow acolytes.
>>94658955>>next game is set in Aosso far only gotrek has shown to be skilled and unlucky enough to cross from fantasy to aos without having to be fished out by a divine power or something.Best they could do is use the premise of some of their latter maps: traverse the realm of chaos and ending up in various places of the world including but a few easter egg segments where they're someplace in aos and/or in 40k due to a merely temporary anomaly.besides the logical next step in vermintide is adding the undead and complete the triad of releases of the end times: skaven, chaos warriors (nurgle and khorne), nagash
Why do only Cadians get castellans?
>>94659006> so far only gotrek has shown to be skilled and unlucky enough to cross from fantasy to aos without having to be fished out by a divine power or something.I might be wrong here but I think there have been minor blobs both in fantasy battle and Aos that the realms were always accessible but just weren’t well known. Makes me wonder if 40Ks warp has some ties to the planes of Aos
>>94659016You can technically cross from the old world to the realms or the wider galaxy via the warp or viceversa, and one gotrek book did revolve around a stable portal that would be capable of bringing him back to the old world, but it's the warp, it's essentially time travel, not really indicative of a real coexistence of the places in the same time period.
>>94659006Ikrit too
>>94658838>The eagle has landed
Got to enjoy my bi-annual match yesterday against my buddy's World Eaters with Taktikal Brigade Orks in a 1k point game. Another victory for the Orks (I lost). I don't have enough pictures to give a real battle report, but we called it at the end of round 2 since it was so bloody to start. I put my Kommandos too far forward and my buddy was able to get some charges in turn one. My units available to counter charge were poor matchups against their available targets, so I just wasn't kunnin' enough to win in the end.
>World Eaters get a bonus blessing of khorne to three of their units>Wolves get a 3" charge at the end of the enemy's charge phase with no bonusesThis is equal?
>>94659088world eaters have always been better than space wolves, this is flavorful balancing
I should collect some elysianswhere could I find pdf's of the anphelion project, doom of mynamera (however you spell it) and taros campaign?
>>94659113in the mega
Merry Christmas, nerds. I had a little downtime today and finished painting the models of my Skorpekh Destroyers, and now it's on to basing them. What colors of paint do you think would get the closest to the box art destroyers, for both the base material itself and the little bits of rock/rubble terrain on the model?
>>94659119they're in the mega? i thought it was just 10th stuff
>>94659130they look really nice
I hope you left out your milk and cookies for Santa, or else you won’t get any Warhammer this year!
>>94658647Isha. Nurgle won't stop feeding her fermented beans and putrid animal fat.
>>94659088Space Wolves deserve less.
>>94659130Shouldn’t they just look like your other necrons?
>>94659088>Emperor’s Children get a new codex and brand new model lineHa ha
>>94658562>TQSMI've had way too many christmas ribs and now I'm sleepy. God jul and goodnight everyone.
>>94659145I did. I’m getting a Sanguinor or Dante or Lemartes tomorrow. Happy Sanguinala!
>>94659138Oh those aren't mine, mine are a lot rougher around the edges, that's just the box art for them lmao. I really like the basing in that picture, since it's a pretty neutral tone that can feasibly look okay on grass, dirt, rocky, and urban mats without clashing too badly. >>94659154I based some warriors, overlord, and royal warden, and really didn't end up liking the result, so I'm going to be more careful going forward on further bases.
>>94658880I better buy eighteen of them before they get squatted
>>94658562Nice choices of armies to suite the christmas theme even further. Someday I want to make a christmas killteam, maybe when catachans happen?
>>94659145I specifically asked my family to not buy me any miniatures because I want to finish my backlog before getting anything new>>94659176nta but those are still nice anon.
>>94659182WD used to be so based what happened?
>>94659188>nta but those are still nice anon.Thanks but my low resolution camera is carrying a lot of weight here.
>>94658621This is fucking sick
I already have the arms and jump packs I needwhat should I use for my vanguard vets' bodies? Sternguard or Sword brethren with the BT stuff carved off
>>94658621I like the piggy nose
>>94659201I mean i hate all of those three things as much as the next guy but I doubt they are the cause of WD losing its old Sovlful content
>>94659209The bodies it came with, barring that an assault squad, barring that, tac squad
>>94659235fuck no
>>94659238They don't look right on devastators
>>94659235Smell like a fart appears. It is these
>>94659241Miss me with that squatty dogshit
Got the Inner Circle Companions for Christmas just now. Thing is I run Black Templars.Anyone got any experience converting them into usable units? Not very experienced in the hobby yet so even simple advice would be appreciated.
They should make primaris centurions with jump packs
>>94659189Common consensus is moving away from the hobby side of WH and toward the selling.You're not gonna see a guide on making a deodorant stick into a vehicle anytime soon, but you'll see three guides on kitbashing 7 Rhinos into something.
>>94659248Scrape the emblems off, glue templar emblems on them. You're done
>>94659250They should make killa kans that hold their guns sideways and wear baggy jeans and cool sneakers
>>94659248clip dangel symbols off and sand down the remainseither use sculpted templar crosses from other BT sprues or freehand them where the sculpted dangel details were
>>94659247Oh.Well just play assault intercessors then. Primaris don't have vanguard vets
>>94659209Assault ints or jump plappers would be good
>>94659273>>94659275too plain, and I hate the jump assault poses
Merry Christmas nerds, hope you get the models you deserve
>>94659278Make them not plain via kitbashing, you're already doing that anyways
>>94659253>>94659262Alright thanks, as what unit can I then run them? (Sorry if this is a dumb question, still a but overwhelmed by all the rules)
>>94659292>nerdMerry Christmas dork, prime your models before painting them
>>94659292I hope noone gets any models unless they have no backlog
>>94659298bladeguard, sword brethren, company heroes
Why are they called "Bladeguard"?
>>94659298Sword brethren would work
>>94659313They guard their "blades" from conniving thots tryna steal their "gene seed"
Merry christmas you nerds, what hobbying are you getting done over the christmas period?
>>94659322Merry Christmas, anon. I have the new vespids and a kroot shaper to assemble.
>>94659313Why can Bladeguard Veterans join the Deathwing but Sternguard and Vanguard Veterans cannot?
>>94659322Aside from basic building and painting, I'm going to be cutting apart and reconfiguring 3 skorpekh destroyers to different poses so my 6 model squad doesn't look weird with repeated poses.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>94659322Still picking away at my GSC box. Almost done with the Benefictus and then onto the rest. Also got an AoS model I'm painting to compare to the other one I painted as my first model. Thankfully I'm off for a few weeks - I need to hurry before my Iconward and Metamorphs show up.Merry Christmas, anon.
>>94659343In your ass?
>>94659363>strong winds have shaken me inside
>>94659356still better than nomodels and nopaints
>>94659293Unnecessary work when there are two ornate veteran boxes I can work with already
What's your biggest painted and based army, and how many points is it?
I have come to the conclusion that 2019 was the year when battle forces went to shti
>>94659322i've brought a handful of models 3000km with me to my parents' place to paint in the downtime between christmas and new year's
Tau anons, is there a reason why fifth sphere expansion forces are depicted as Vior'la? Did they send the biggest contingent or is it just marketing? I want my dudes to be in the classic ocre scheme, is that cool with current lore?
>>94659432They're just painted that because Shadowsun is from there, and she's the HBIC. Paint em whatever color you want, say your Sept world is just repping the old colors.
>>94658972I don't know where Grendyl sits on the puritan-radical spectrum, but his retinue is all over the narrative and there might be some genestealers in the next hive over.
Among the first founding there's Roman Space Marines, Mongolian Space Marines, Viking Space Marines, Egyptian Space Marines, and in successor chapters there's Tribal African Space Marines, Scottish Clan Space Marines and surely countless others.What warrior culture do you think would make for a fun Space Marine chapter?
>>94659449that is reassuring, thanks
>>94658562>TQorksI made my family a duck roast with gravy and some sautéed veggies, going light christmas eve before we let ourselves loose tomorrow, it was also a nice treat because we very rarely have duck and if we do, it's always chinese style.
>>94659457Japanese gun monks
>>94659457I can't really think of anything, I think all the bases are covered already tbqhNot like we don't already have enough SM chapters now, anyways.
>>94658562>TQScions, and I've also got a knight army, but my biggest is FEC for AoS. I made enchiladas for dinner tonight, and I'm doing a ham roast tomorrow.
>>94659251>but you'll see three guides on kitbashing 7 Rhinos into something.to be fair that steppenwolf conversion uses heaps of bits from different gw kits
>>94659457Cowboy Marines are the only real answer
>>94659483Honestly the thing I've learned from years of arguing back and forth is the majority of the thread doesn't give a shit about your argument with a particular anon, usually the only person who even cares about what you're saying is the person arguing against it, and they'd rather keep up a back and forth because they're most likely arguing because it's giving them attention. The absolute best way to get under someone's skin on this site is to simply not reply to them when they try and stoke an argument, they may feel smug for a bit that they "won" but it's a hollow victory because what they really wanted was the attention. Not to mention most arguments usually veer massively off topic anyway and are usually just a waste of the bump limit.
>>94659145Happy day!
>>94659067skaven crossed with their god
>>94658562>Biel tangent>Be me guardsmen on some bumfuck world in the middle of nowhere.>Said world is coveted by some knife ears.>Feel kinda meh about them and we're ready to go to war for this place (why?) but we get a letter from a custodes, big gold suit and everything, explicitly telling us that the lord commander himself has given order to share the world with the filthy xenos. Don't ask me why. I guess that whore of his must give some wild head.>Long story short they briefed me to act as a messenger on behalf of the imperium to negotiate because we (and by "we" I mean the planetary governor) trust them enough for a ceasefire, but not enough to send somebody important to meet them. Nope just send the guardsman. fucking pricks.>Get to the meeting spot to see some green eldar witch.>Try to start with some small talk.>em I-m here on behalf of the imperium of man. ummm....I like your armor.... green's a good co->"Thank you Monkeigh! It was forged by ancestor Minywin starspeller who fought the necrons during the war in heaven. This dent here.....">Bitch begins ranting about the entire story of her stupid shoulderpad.>This story takes 6 hours.>Overwhelming urge to just shoot her and then myself, but that would start a war and worse piss off the son of the emperor.>She's still going....>Why won't she stop?>Force fake interest while I die inside.I get now. I used to wonder why we hated the eldar. Why the Emperor of mankind would see an advanced race such as this and choose extermination, but after this I get it.Honorable duty my arse.
>>94658934>I'm going to let my future self get fucked by the next price increase
>>94659189Because post 7th everything became about selling the warhammer 40k product, not selling the warhammer 40k setting/idea.
>>94659641Based and kill-elves pilled.
>>94659627Nope
I'd rather live in commoragh than chicago.
>>94659641Noone cares about your gay larp, back to /40krpg/ you go
>>94659685he literally carried handpicked members of 13 clans in his mouth and delivered them onto the realms>inb4 but they left the old world teleporting skavenblight in the end times, last time we saw it thanquol just hopped in moments before taking offyes, and the above is how they arrived onto the realms while skavenblight was found floating through the void aimlessly and lifeless while thanquol is getting blamed by the horned rat for an unknown fuckupconnect the dots yourself or don't, but they arrived in the realms because their god protected them
>>94659718What does this have to do with warhammer 40k a tabletop miniatures game
>>94659721read the reply chain and find out
>>94659713LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!
Now that all the detachments are out.Who won and who lost?
>>94659809I already asked this you fuckNecrons won, Admech second because they have a playable detachment nowDG and GK lost hardest but SoB were butchered by the Dataslate, not the detachments. The Detachment was just insult to injury.
Do you guys think the throoder will remember to remove the grotmas link from the OP tomorrow?
>>94659809You lost the game
>>94659833>I already asked this you fuckSorry anon he must not have checked the notification beamed straight to his skull that someone already talked about something on a Filipino fly fishing forum
I just wanted to say, merry christmas frens.Be merry, be happy, emperor wills it. god is good.
>>94659865it's at the start of this thread though
>>94659863Wowee zowee that's like 315 points! Everyone knows that 315pt games are the best!
>>94659113I mainly use Google.
>>94659892Hey buddy, you asked to post models, not how many. Ironic that you have such a high bar for entry into your hobby but would let anyone into your country without a care. Can't help but notice YOU still haven't posted models, though...
>>94659888>grrrr he didn't read all 233 slop posts before asking a question
>>94659909>would let anyone into your country without a careWhat does this even mean or have to do with warhammer 40k a tabletop miniatures games
>>94659892post models
>>94659871Merry Sanguinala, anon.
>>94659969Shut the fuck up
>>94659971Gargle my balls to you too anon.
>>94659971Go to bed or you won't get your presents, Angron.
>>94659663I have 2x DE combat patrols in my backlog. And will get the new aspects when they're out for my eldar army.
>>94658886Dunno but they might deliver the boyz a good scrap
>>94659809Nurgle lost, both the Death Guard and Nurgle Daemons detachments were unplayable dogshit
>>94659848Fug
Where do I get the audiobooks?
>>94659969May his blessing be upon thee.
Bets on the Christmas surprise?>Emperor's children>Some other model>Some meme licenced merch crap
>>94660034EOY price hikes
>>94660034I would pray very hard for EC reveal
>TQDark AngelsRoasted pork belly, ham, slow cooked goulash, pompano fish, rice, stir fried spinach and king mushrooms, roasted brussel sprouts with bacon, mango, blueberry cheesecake, and black forest cakePhilipino Christmas dinner is bretty gud
>>94659969Merry Sanguinala! :D
>>94660034In order of likelihood:>A full single noise marine model>A full squad of noise marines>A new Primaris Lieutenant variant>40k Fulgrim teaser>A roadmap for when the the roadmap will at some point be updated>Announcement of an EC battleforce box with some or all of the contents revealed>40k Fulgrim full model reveal>Dark Eldar refresh so that one retard stops acting like a faggot every thread>Announcement of a mystery niggas new faction being added next year
tau gf for christmas
>>94660034>Some new SM LT with war gear options to justify a new book>EC teasing, but just like the EC they are going to be absolute cock teases about itWild card announcement >Plastic Warhound.
>>94660097Isn't it canon that humans are just a bit taller, stronger, faster to react than Tau?The elemental council novel says that Tau think humans drink too much water and sweat too much
My dad let me open a present early. You guys are so fucked now I can practice on tournament maps whenever I want.
>>94660119Im very happy that your father in attentive and in touch with your hobby side of things and supports you with it.I am disappointed that its souless tournament terrain.
>>94660119You have to be 18 to post here
Here's your felinid bro
>>94658562>Thread Question:>What's your army and what are you eating tonight?Orks, Dark Eldar, CSMsProbably fish and chips
>>94660119nice bro hope you have some fun games
>>94660119Cool beans.
>>94658613>GK lost Are you high?
>>94660177GW would never be that based
>>94660165You have to be under 18 to enjoy this game.
>>94660034More Primemyass of course!
>>94660276Which primaris captain/leuitenants are we still missing?
>>94658562>TQNecrons, lasagna and chocolate fondue for dessert
>>94660281Gravis lieutenant.
>>94659809>>94658747Admech won and deathwatch meh just run normal marines +1 wound oath is FUCKED
>>94660285Hey I had lasagna for dinner tonight! We're lasagna bros!I play eldar tho.
>>94660281Still no jump packsStill no gravisWe have three phobos though, because somebody thought that was a good idea
>>94659809Definitely Orks, but of course I'm biased. No other detachment sparked as much joy as that one.
>>94660302I also collect DE, though they aren't my primary, we are lasagna bros and elf cousins.
>>94658562>TQJust about done with the Breaka Boyz.Around $30 worth of burger king, and some popcorn while I watched The Incredible Hulk during a painting break.
>>94658562I'm a Dark Eldar main and I'm missing dinner tonight because I'm in the ER and the cafeteria was closed hours before I arrived for Christmas.
>>94660300>normal marines +1 wound oath is FUCKEDThat's a dataslate change though.That said, I'm forseeing a lot of Ultramarines shooty lists in the future. Possibly some aggressor and intercessor-heavy play making use of the +1 strength on Assault weapons and +1 to wound on Oath targets. It would make a S4 bolter wound another marine on 2+ which is just silly.>But what about other chaptersOther chapters don't have Bobby G.
I got gifted a “beauty” airbrush, using it for priming is probably definitely out of the question but would using it help me learn how to maintain an airbrush moving forward? Or do they operate differently.
>>94660097Good to remember that Tau got lonely nerds with AI waifus.>>94660113>Isn't it canon that humans are just a bit taller, stronger, faster to react than Tau?Depends on the caste.
>>94658562>TQAdMech, and we ate tacos with homemade guacamole and salsa. Tomorrow we'll be having a whole variety of polish food.
>>94660342>aggressorInceptor*. What I get for trying to remember the billion different bolter variations.
>>94658562>TQIGI ate shit this Christmas. Been sick with a nasty flu for a week. Barely managed to clean the house and just been eating whatever I have, whenever I'm hungry (maybe once a day). Other than that it's a steady diet of fluids, pill and lozenges.
>>94660348You could definitely use it for single colour priming. And the same steps you'd use to keep a hobby airbrush you would also use to keep a beauty airbrush clean
>>94660013https://www.blacklibrary.com/
>>94660366Why is there yellow shit in it.
>>94660474Probably yellow bell peppers.They taste the same as the red ones (better than green ones).
>>94660493Red ones are green ones. They turn red when they're ripened.
>>94660493Why did you put bell peppers in your guac what the fuck
What's the necron player stereotype?
>>94660554https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfyUSB_UJJU
>>94658562Why was the Imperium so effective at conquering independent human nations but so shitty at fighting Chaos or the Eldar?
>>94660536I didn't post it. Anon (or his family) probably hates anything spicy.
>>94660474Some of the little tomatoes my mother-in-law grew in her garden came out yellow, so that's what those are. They were in the salsa too. Very tasty.
>>94660536I've never seen someone do that, and that's not what happened here. >>94660595MIL is a bit of a weenie about spicy foods, but nah, it was just a weird colored tomato.
Hey you fat retards, just wanted to askHas GW announced yet when the next overall story arc is? Its been 2 years now since arks of omen.When is the next, like story segment? And we do have any idea of what it will be?
>>94660626Next arc is a Sisters of Battle vs T'au wet t-shirt contest
>>94660633tell me the truth you fat nigger, you guys are the only place I can relibably find the truth since GW's entire website and company is such a incoherennt mess you can't find anything related to this anywhere lmao
>>94660640Bro I'm literally shitposting at a Christmas party do your own research
Brothers I crave ultra violence
>>94660626>Has GW announced yet when the next overall story arc is? Its been 2 years now since arks of omen.Fulgrim comes back and does something. Gorillaman has to fight him again.
>>94660554Bad at painting, bad at playing, low level lore knowledge, complaining about all three more than anyone else
>>94660666Damn... maybe I should start building a Necron army then. Sounds like my kind of people.
>>94660640>you guys are the only place I can relibably find the truthWhy would you ever assume anyone here is telling the truth
>>94660034Admech Kill Team, with a new tech-priest character model that can also be used in standard 40k games
>>94660673Make sure you paint all your models by dunking.
>>94659971Somebody's getting corpse starch for sanguinala.
>>94660675With 15 minute post limits and no IP tracker, most threads on this website have devolved into the same 10 clueless retards bickering with each other.
>>94660677Of course, dunking unprimed models is the true SOVL way to paint.
Good night, /40kg/. Hope you all had a good Christmas Eve and will have a goos Christmas. See you tomorrow so we can be annoyed by whatever the fuck WarCom puts out together.
>>94660683You've never painted via dip let alone painted at all
>>94660677Get yourself a nice red paint + primer and spray away for a minute each model
>>94660695No, but I've shitposted about it, so I think that gives me a pretty good knowledge base, to be quite very desu.
>>94660683Not true. SOVL is about using bright colors, no washes, and excessive edge highlighting up to white. But necrons are round and smooth and generally lacking in edges, and your pot of leadbelcher is right there
>>94660706You've never edge highlighted anything before, why would anyone listen to your opinions on it
>>94660697And then what?
>>94660720You're done! That's a perfect model, +10 VP
>>94660720What the fuck
>>94660720I don't understand. How did adding paint make your model turn into cheap GI Joe plastic?
>>94660738If your model doesn't look like that, you haven't used enough paint. Work harder.
>>94660715Who could've seen it coming
Despite all the shit flinging, I still didn't get any advice on what colors of paint to use to mimic the bases here :( >>94659130
>TQBiel-TanChristmas Eve white trash family tradition is shrimp cocktail and beer x failure after my poorfag gramps who used to get free shrimps off one of his business associates every year. Comfiest meal of the year.>>94658606>>94658612Rotissie chickies, beans, rice, eggs, and ramen will see you through this trying time. Costco is your friend, McSloppa is your enemy
>>94660755>color of paintThat looks like Real Earth™ from your garden. You can stick it in place with a bit of diluted PVA glue then drybrush some steel legion drab and then rakarth flesh shade on it
>>94660758Need Biel-tan bf to peg me
>>94660791Schizophrenic loser who posts his below-average paintjobs then spams insults at himself to fish for sympathy complimentsHe also obsesses with anybody identifia le who's insulted him and spams insisting any other shitposts in the thread are from his current obsession
>>94660804Ah, so his goal is to radicalize the thread into hating bad paint jobs even more than we already doCommendable.
I for one hate that the thread is the same thing over and over again>Someone makes a claim that either criticizes or praises the current game>"Post models">Poster posts models>"No games">Poster post games>"You stole that from someone">Timestamped photo of the model in the game photos>"*insert insult based on nothing relating to the posts*">Original point of the original post is lost>New thread gets made by the time this gets resolved on page 6>Will also do the same if you point out how many /40kg/ threads clog the catalog.
>>94660816The trick is not minding the criticism.
>>94660816It's just their bad attempt at gatekeeping. What you're supposed to do is press someone to prove they engage with the hobby, and then once they do that you just move on and continue to discuss whatever topic is at hand. Because the reason why they are gatekeeping is a political one, nothing you post to prove that you're a valid hobbyist will suffice, so they continue to shitpost to drive you out
>>94660816Sounds like someone who got caught posting someone else's models or games
>>94660828You don't even own a codex.
>>94660833Hit a little close to home huh anon
>>94660348these are normal airbrushes mechanically, just not very good ones.
>>94660838I can't talk right now I'm watching my wife sing karaoke
Nobody locally plays eldar at all, so the local dwarffag has nobody to hate, and nobody has to experience evil elf trickery.I feel like I have an obligation to build and eldar army to so people get to experience elf hatred.
>>94660119Absolutely soulless
>>94660849Okay but you need to be weird about it too
>>94660803I'm Stacysexual sorry bro
>>94660849Nobody plays eldar anywhere, they are extremely unpopular. Any presence you see online is generally those who haven't played in some time(usually around 7th edition), or those who have never played and are just larping.
>>94660876there were people around who played them up until about 2018 and then they all vanished.
>>94660884That's a myth constructed by elf larpers
>>94660892how do you larp as owning elves when you do not in fact own elves?
>>94660897The same way you larp as anything else. By telling fibs
>>94660902Okay but you have to research elfs to fib and that makes you a genuine elf player for all intents and purposes in all ways except actually playing the game, you've become an elf player
>>94660908It's an unpleasant job but someone has to do it~
>>94660738G.I. Joe? Nigga that looks like a Polly Pocket mini.
>>94660914Us at the LGS
>>94660911Unless you play the game AND paint models you're a worthless larper. Nothing else matters
>>94660929You also need to own a codex.
I miss Tyranid biomorphs...
>>94660957Did baddragon stop selling something?
>>94660932No shit genius, how else would you play the game. What are you gonna remind us we need next? Dice? A tape measure? An opponent?
>>94660957It was strange to see Tyranids get all of their wargear get gradually deleted over time, only to suddenly get it all back, only to lose it again a couple of years later.
>>94660963To be absolutely fair, Codecies are becoming less and less required, or out right not recommended, because of rules slowly being shifted to digital format and updated faster than the book comes out. If we were still talking about older editions absolutely, but now all you need is a source that keeps up to date with the latest changes and you need not think about if the rule you are reading is still in effect or not.
>>94660963>he still thinks you need a codexYou don't actually play this game, do you?
>>94660842Would you use one for priming stuff though?
>>94661109I would expect it to clog easily, but you can always fix that by running some isopropyl alcohol through it. Be aware that you're handling methylated spirits at this point which come with an inherent cancer risk. But what is love of the hobby without a lil tumor?
>>94661113>methylated spirits>an inherent cancer riskWhere the hell did you hear this?
>>94661109It'll be fine
>>94661128Based on available epidemiological data, an international group of epidemiologists and alcohol researchers concluded that alcohol induces carcinogenesis in numerous organs, including the upper aerodigestive tract, liver, colorectum, and female breast (Baan et al. 2007).
>>94661113Sounds exactly like my toilet
Arrival of Emperor's Children is imminent. The fallen angels of sensory extremism will come in all their glory. I hope their cult trash unit is something really special like eldar that have become 'parched' (soul drained by Slaanesh) or croneworld eldar and not just cenobite cultists
>>94661166Why would eldar be in a CHAOS SPACE MARINE army you actual tourist
>>94661171the better question is why would ANY eldar ever work with the slaaneshi devotees
>>94661171As the trash cultist bolter fodder to relfect their races unqiue connection to Slaanesh. I never said it was likely or that baby marine players would cope with non-humans in their army. But its not tourist to think CSM are the focus of the faction, but they could be supported by chaos xenos chafff instead of human cultists chaff
>>94661176Parched are soul drained Eldar and are more akin to mindless beasts that live off the scraps of souls Slaanesh gives them, utterly in His thrall. Croneworld eldar seem to be bat like devolved Eldar that are more chaos beasts than eldar.
Well, I didn't get as much painting done today as I wanted. He's a truck update.
Wonder if 40k Fulgrim will have Ferrus skull as a decoration piece
>>94661178CSM would never work with Eldar.
>>94661210But they would enslave them and used them as fodder and beasts of war
Post the coolest model you painted this year
>>94661377Not until you post yours. Otherwise I'm forced to assume you're going to steal my hard work and claim it as your own
>>94661377>painted
>>94661377>Not until you post yours.I already posted it more than I like but ok
>>94661395>no timestampNot your model
>>94661383>>94661395I am dumb today
>>94661395Why are you posting my models? What the fuck anon
>>94661397>>94661399why are you lads being silly
>>94661402This is the playbook.
>>94661377Next year I'll try to figure out a non shit way of painting white cus using Matt White is not cutting it
>>94661441Drill your barrels
>>94661448I don't have a drill
>>94661452Are you poor?
>>94661441never drill your barrels
>>94661461Yeah you don't trim mold lines either do you?
>>94661452You can get a decent pin vise for abour $15 online. Alternatively, don't bother with the barrels. It's a sign of infertility and premature hair loss.
Merry christmas anons. What are you painting on your time off (and time away from family)?
>>94661464
>>94661377I always wanted one as a kid and this year i got one after getting better job so it was doubly appreciated
>>94660626narrative campaigns for some reason now only happen at the end of editions, you'll get a sort of lore primer at the start of the edition, but major developments are usually reserved for the last year of the edition. 2025 will be the last full year of 10th, so maybe something big will happen in about 9 months from now.
>>94661479I read "narrative campaign" and thought it was something you were running with your local group. Sad to see it's just another corporate product you bought
>>94661109airbrush primer isn't that different from regular airbrush paint. A cheap shitty airbrush is usually good for priming and doing single colour layers but not much else.
>>94661469very nice
>>94661480>Sad to see it's just another corporate product you boughI didn't buy it though retard, someone must have gotten coal in their stocking this morning for you to want to be a miserable fuck on today of all days.
>>94661485I'm glad you didn't pay for italso>assuming I'm catholic
>>94659322>>94661464Necron combat patrol
>>94661492Dunk it
>>94661377Not a great paint job but its the coolest model to me because I made it myself, though I'm already planning on changing things.
ETA to the EC reveal?
>>946615426-8 months.
>>94661552So whats being revealed for Grotmas day 25 then anon?
>>94661557Nothing.You get nothing and you'll like it.
Merry Christmas to the lot of you wankers,Yes, you bicker and whine and get angry at eachother over nonsense, but you all deserve better and will get better.
>>94661561No we don't and no we won't.
>>94661565You will, this is not a debate
Happy Christmas anons. May you be blessed with cool supplies and paints only because new models for the pile of shame that you specifically don't vet first is always a bad thing.On an unrelated note, do you prefer your smurfs in a more or less saturated blue? What about the gold?
>>94661567Nuh-uh!
>>94661570>>94661570>>94661570¡seno wen
So what are the bottom row of skulls from? First 2 are orks, far right is an ogyrn(?).
>>94661576I really hope this is someone trying to one up the throoder
>>94661579Yeah, two on the right are def ogryn.Middle one looks like it could be an ork minus the jaw but the nose doesn't fit with the other two.
>>94661576Its only on page 5 anon, too soon
>>94661579Jokaero, they're actually quite similar to bornean orangutan skulls.
>>94661579there's a vampire skull in there
>>94661614The vampire skull and ungor skull are just typical underhive mutants anons. The laughing skull next to the vampire is weird, what is that a ghoul?>>94661612doesn't look like a Jokaero skull to me. It makes me think of some long armed grey alien type creature. Not sure where from but it seems familiar
>>94661579It's based off the classic droopy face ork, the other two are based off of the more modern ork design.
>>94661636 meant for >>94661589
>>94661636It doesn't look like the top half of the other 2 ork skulls. The V bone around the nasal hole that connects to the bottom jaw makes me think its some other xeno skull, it makes me think it can never open its mouth, like some grey alien design
Mrs managed to get me an actual metal Karazmov for my agents legend
>>94661645>It doesn't look like the top half of the other 2 ork skullsbecause it's based off the classic ork design, not the new ork design, learn to read holy shit.
>>94661656and I'm saying it also doesn't look like the old ork design. Post a pic of an old ork model you think that skull matches I can't think of any
>>94661660NTA but it does line up really well with the old ork head, it's not exact but it's way more likely to be that than a random minor xenos.
>>94661669I see your point. I don't see it as missing a bottom jaw though. The bottom is the bottom jaw to my eye. The skull having a larger head I'll accept as just making it look good, since that ork has a very small brain case
>>94661492Wow so you're spraying leadbelcher and calling it a day?
>>94661464Got a plagueburst crawler, might just prime it today, but my plan is to finally try out chipping medium.
>>94661648Coolnow get a venerable dreadnought with bits from the blood angels dreadnought (namely the glaive arm) in order to build an inquisitorial dreadnought that acts as his personal bodyguardand a congregation of penitent engines, arcoflagellants and repentias for good measure
Pretty cool
>>94661792I like his helmet
>>94661792His HH model is prettier.
>>94661792Nice neovagina.
>>94661792>Literal axe wound There has to be some chuds who work at GW.
>>94661792Cool I guess.Surprising that he doesn't have a spear like his heresy model.
>>94661792EChads! We ride again!
Called it
>>94662002>>94662035Where?
>>94661461I leave my barrels undrilled just to piss off autists
>>94662623>I only bathe half of myself just to piss off the autists
>>94661579Cool servo skulls for kitbashing
>>94661792
>>94661792>tfw never start a chaos army to hold out for EC>end up caving and splitting dark imperium with a friend just before the EC announcement>first model preview and Fulgrim is meh, looks ass compared to the horus heresy versionHonestly I may have been converted to Nurgle now, Mortarion's 40k model absolutely shits on Fulgrim and it's almost a decade older. Unless the rest of the EC range looks amazing it's another one I'm putting down to the curling finger of the monkey's paw.
>>94662909Do the Daemon Primarchs get head options like the Loyalists do? Would be interesting if Fulgrim had a warped helmet option.
>>94663203he has head options including a helmet
>>94663212>look it upWell the helmet option is cool at least. Personally I would have preferred if Fulgrim’s face remained pretty but the rest of him simply got worse from warp exposure. Though I suppose the failure to molt look on his snake tail and wings plus the open wound fit the bill in that way.
>>94662909pretty sure no one would ass you about if you replaced a spear with a greenstuff whip on the HH one, outside of it being a disadvantage to you due to bigger wing span
Not big into the game but love painting centerpiece models like the new fulgrim. Would it be wise to just buy primarch models for purely decoration?
>>94663416no different from /m/-fags buying titans or knights to join the collection
snek
>>94658562Happy Sanguinala you faggots
>>94661792>>94662723>not titsWell at least they gave him a giant dildo sword and an open... wound.>>94662602Look at the slaanesh symbol in the snake section, the sking around is being held to reveal an open wound.
>>94661697>>94661493Never change /40kg/ lol. I'm going silver with dark blue and green. Dry brushing exhaust manifold/gunmetal grey, highlighting with a light dry brush of chromeI can't just slap things on and call it a day, my overlord is taking me way too much time aloneMerry Christmas anons
>>94661792>>946627233.6/5Not great, not terrible.
