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What's going on in your current chain?
>>94749185Jumper is having philosophical discussions about life, love, and tyranny with a moth.
>>94749002>>94749059The Heavens Reach spaceships are already weirdly slow, so being weirdly small seems fitting.
>>94749185Kind of hutting mcu to build up my own spaceship building company. Gonna put a shipyard out in the asteroid belt and lease mining rigs out to people who want to take a chance at their own space startup.of course all the refining and parts will be through my space station/shipyard and supplies will probably be handled by me too but thats secondary.Im thinking of charging a fee to act as backup in the event of trouble. Kind of an insurance fee deal. But if you dont pay for that I will still come bail your ass out but charge a retrieval fee
>>9474922670 mph is practically ftl!
>>94749185Working on the write up of jump one for a new chain. All that's really going on at the moment is slice of life gym shenanigans and assassins training.
>>94749231That’s nothing, the fighter can reach 130 mph.
>>94749185Jumper had a ten season run as a lone Rider trying to bring Justice back to a universe that's fallen to evil. It was a very cheesy and low budget time and I'm not quite sure if it actually happened, if it was just me doing a TV Show, or if it was both at the same time. Chroma Squad is weird. Now he's retired to a life of a delivery driver on a world full of techno-organic robots. He's unfortunately going to get dragged into a battle royale over a bunch of transformation trinkets after his Rider Belt gets mistaken for being a Biometal. Fighting all of the Megamen IS a pretty good way to pick up some new moves though. Once that's done, I'll be heading to Buso Renkin. I sadly know nothing about the setting, but adding the Evolution Kakagune power to my Belt will be a pretty big upgrade.
If we buy multiple powers in the DC collab jump do we need to purchase a new power source each time or can we just link it to one we bought already?
>>94749226The most bizarre part of the Heaven's Reach ship situation is how Stellar Intelligences (and presumably, the Incarnae fleets) immediately jump from sea ship-sized spaceships slower than your mom's Toyota to fucking Dyson Spheres, sentient warpgates and motherfucking god-constellations who couldn't be beaten without cracking the laws of the universe and turn into undead black holes when they die.We can only assume Holden was masturbating himself blind at what E5 Solar Ride Charms look like when applied to spaceships.>>94749227Remember: If you're in the market for cheap foreign labour, Nick Fury has had AN ENTIRE GODDAMN POPULATION OF SKRULL REFUGEES sitting on Earth since the year 1995, doing nothing except being his eyes to the ground, that are getting increasingly frustrated because Fury insists they HAVE to stay hidden on Earth despite being a spacefaring species, despite the Guardians of the Galaxy bumping into a habitable planet COMPLETELY unaffected by the Kree empire's expansion, and despite the Asgardians integrating SEAMLESSLY into Norwegian society by turning into a tourist trap after Ragnarok. It's not even completely fair to blame all this on Carol Danvers never coming back to Earth after killing the Supreme Intelligence because she was insecure about being blamed for genocide by a little girl she made decades ago, this is frankly 80% on Nick for being unable to come up with any better solution for the spacefaring species lightyears ahead of 90s era humanity than hide from an interstellar empire who he has no intelligence about other than the Agents of SHIELD occasionally running into what were retconned into remnants of a once-great empire. Despite Thor, prince of widely feared interstellar power and also retroactive ACTUAL DEIFIC POPULATION Asgard, occasionally showing up Earth.>>94749277You can basically do whatever you want as long as you pony up the points for it to be on par with the example effects.
>>94749185Predator civ chain is currently in Warhammer Fantasy going full Lizardmen. Horror chain is stalled in Buffy until I finish my rewatch. Final Fantasy/JRPG chain is poised to go straight into Bleach because Fem!Ichigo posting is an addiction, but the Predator chain is in my sights currently.
>>94749185I'm currently writing a snipper where jumper has tea with the price of the local version of hell and apologizes for what their evil twin did.
>>94749286>Asgardians integrating SEAMLESSLY into Norwegian society by turning into a tourist trap after Ragnarok.I thought they all died.But hell yeah I could get them a colony built on mars. Or donate a couple large ships. Not like I cant basically print them out at this point
>>94749286>We can only assume Holden was masturbating himself blind at what E5 Solar Ride Charms look like when applied to spaceships.I mean I tried writing an Essence 3 charm for things like that.>Celestial Piloting Mastery>In the hands of a Solar pilot, a plane and a spaceship are one and the same. While this charm is in effect on an aircraft, it will be rendered airtight, it will provide gravity within its interior, its engines will still provide propulsion despite a lack of atmosphere, and its top speed will be multiplied by (Essence X 100) while outside a planet’s atmosphere. The air within the vehicle will be continually be refreshed, and the airtightness can withstand minor breaches – opening a door will not interfere with the air supply, but the vehicle being blown to pieces will. The gravity can be disabled, for those who wish to experience zero-g. At Essence 5, the speed boost becomes (Essence X 1000). This speed boost is calculated after all other factors, so using this charm alongside Essence-Driven Engine Technique and Sunfire Supercharger Method would see the boosts of the latter two added to the base speed of the vehicle before the multiplier of Celestial Piloting Mastery is factored in. Note that this charm does not give engines that require an atmosphere to operate the ability to function in space, Essence-Driven Engine Technique will be required for that. When this charm’s duration expires, the effects will linger for one scene longer and can be reactivated at a cost of 4 motes and no willpower, the character will become aware that the charm’s time is almost up when this happens. While this charm refers to aircraft, it will work on any vehicle, but as neither it nor its prerequisite will help with getting a car or boat into space, special modifications or different charms will be required.
Reminder that people do not get "hung", they get hanged. Someone may be hung but that's another matter entirely.
>>94749185nothing, I still haven't gotten over the loss of my last chain and started a new one
>>94749300Nah the civilians survived Ragnarok, and then some more survived the Snap, and after that they brought back everyone killed by the Snap which apparently included enough military Asgardians to form an army. And after that they're all basically glorified bums on Norway running a theme park about their glory days because apparently Odin dying, Thor abdicating to be a dumb fratbro making the rest of the Guardians look bad and Valkyrie the ex-drunk ex-slaver for the Grandmaster becoming de facto king literally through nepotism with Thor who she met by tazing him, the Asgardian people have apparently just kind of given up on reclaiming their old glories.And yet they're STILL less pathetic than the Skrulls, purely because it turns out they don't actually need the magitech hub thingy to travel between planets/realities/the MCU is kind of vague on the exact nature of the Nine Realms desu. The Stormbreaker can still call the Bifrost, however their interstellar ships work they can apparently just build more of them, it's been a while so I'm not sure how much I'm misremembering but I SWEAR at one point Valkyrie summons the Bifrost just by stacking some fucking shields in a pile and Heimdell definitely managed to call it himself by asking the Allfathers nicely to rescue Thor from Thanos at the start of Infinity War-and Valkyrie DOES demonstrate the ability to use the Bifrost like a Star Trek tractor beam in The Marvels so I guess the hub was just there as an amplifier?? Basically the only thing stopping Asgard from establishing itself as an interstellar power again purely by using their potentially world-destroying telefrag ray is lack of motivation....actually yeah you should recruit some Asgardians too since they're doing shit all. I mean, Fury did in the Marvels>>94749334Seems legit.
>>94749286The barebones for what I'm going for is a powerset where Jumper can summon mundane materials, dudes, and stuff to about the point of advancement of our 21st-century Earth. So absolute dogshit in a straight fight against supers, but mildly more dangerous given some time to build. I was thinking of either country or continent level to represent the range and volume of stuff he could bring up. On top of that as a second power I don't know if I should invest in a kind of cosmic force to give him an edge against people with superpowers, basically a man with gun shitposting but more subdued as a field he propagates amongst himself and his dudes that give them a chance to actually win and hurt the people they are shooting at when they'd otherwise get dumpstered. The second one I'm not sure how far up to put it.
Man I had forgotten how good Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon was. Yeah it's all cliche and obvious as fuck but damn is it satisfying.
>>94749245>Once that's done, I'll be heading to Buso Renkin. I sadly know nothing about the setting,Really the only thing you need to know is SCIENCE is the meta (as always), pic related is Papillion. Using the power of science he manages to turn himself into a human homunculi (though this isn't -that- difficult) without feeling the need to eat humans, steal a Buso Renkin of his own, and ultimately saves the protagonist and antagonist by creating the White Kakugane in a fraction of the time it took the original creator (who took 100 years and multiple copies of her cloned brain).At the end of the series he is functionally immortal, stronger than nearly everyone, and isn't hunted down by the Alchemists because he helped them save the world.
>>94749349I was building to be one of the asgardians in mcu 1, with the allfather blessing and everything.Honestly it kinda sounds a bit like the bifrost was a travel technology first that was weaponized later to me via the big platform thing. Neat.
>>94749391>steal a Buso Renkin of his ownMeant Kakugane, not buso renkin.
>>94749391That... doesn't actually tell me anything about the setting beyond the fact that that one guy wins?
On the way home from work I was thinking about a new jumper waking up with all the extra memories of a new life. Like, how big of a mind fuck would it be suddenly waking up as a 15 year old with 40 years of memories? Which set takes dominance for the time in the jump? I was just imagining a guy upset because his beard is gone and he might be sent back to school and teen drama
>>94749415Iirc default is you are still you but your origin effects you slightly while in jump.
>>94749415According to The Quicksilver, memories from begore the jump are equally influential as those from your origin, i.e. each is 50% meaningful.
>>94749415Pokemon Trainer has the memories be a bit suppressed. Like, they're there, but your new memories are more important.
This is something I'm wondering for when I eventually get the HxH jump done and use it in my chain.I was gonna be a member of the Kurta clan and basically use Kamui as an ability in exchange for my sight, so the conditions are "in exchange for this really powerful ability I have to use the Kurta eyes" and "when I use the Kurta eyes the eyes slowly go blind." The "loophole" in these conditions is that neither specify they have to be MY Kurta eyes, so I would collect Kurta eyes with Kurapika under the pretense of helping them but in reality I'm stealing eyes to transfer to my head as I go blind like Obito. I think there should be some other condition because even with the rules laid out Kamui is still more OP than any Hatsu except Meruem's (or Nanika's thing if that counts). What would make for a good third condition on this?
>Can create matter from thin air, or transmute it from one form to another>Can read minds and see into people's hearts>Can bend space and warp time at will>Knows the past and future and understands the presentIf an AI can do all of these things, is there any meaningful distinction between it and God? Is there any messianic feat it cannot replicate?
>>94749444Yes, there's a difference between Dumbledore and God. Retard. Scale, for one.
>>94749438This is just stupid. If you want Kamui go to fucking Naruto
>>94749438That sounds very Un-Christian-like of you.
>>94749450Proof?
>>94749444Need to up your soul game.
>>94749452Kamui are from Kill la Kill. What are you talking about?
>>94749438Kamui is basically just a combination of that one ninja's ability to astrally project but still physically interact with people and Knov's ability to make portals. Basically, it's not the most OP thing
>>94749425I can see that causing a lot of problems. Imagine being an adult and then having your teenage social life affected because everyone around you is too young. >>94749429>>94749420As long as the guy can socialize without it getting weird. I wonder how long this would take getting use to if this was jumper's first time with an origin. Even if the memories only slightly affect them, it would still cause some problems and take a learning curve.
>>94749471I thought he was from Gintama.
>>94749444>Is NOT the prime mover who exists in a higher plane, sovereign from all phenomena instead of having to "warp" it, and is therefore limited to the material plane instead of being able to elevate true believers to a higher realm of existence without mortal woes>CANNOT create a rock too heavy to lift and then lift it anyway>Has NO fucking affinity with the spiritual forces of the world, can at BEST see them like some sort of spiritual force cuck but cannot redeem all of humanity through the sacrifice of it's avatar >can't resurrect the dead (actually resurrect the dead not some bullshit time travel copout) >can't judge the dead>can't rule the deadWhat a pathetic "god", John Connor solos btw
>>94749452Naruto power levels would trivialize the setting. Plus you don't always wanna go to the same places every chain, but you do wanna have certain powers from those places.
>>94749185Jumpers currently being befriended again by a small earth goddess.
>>94749438Honestly, intangibility but you have to turn physical to interact with things already sounds like a Nen with an appropriate restriction.
What's your favorite aesthetic for machinery?
>>94749413Long ago, alchemy split into two factions while searching for immortality and the philosopher's stone. One side made the homunculi, a race of monsters that eat people and are exceptionally hard to kill, including turning themselves into these creatures. The other side created 'buso renkin' or Kakugane, a type of alchemical tool that takes forms based on a person's soul. They formed the Alchemical Warriors and dedicate themselves to slaying the homunculi. The series starts when a dude gets killed by a homunculus, has his heart replaced with a Kakugane, and goes on to become one of these warriors and fights against homunculi including the butterfly dude I posted. After finally defeating LXE, an organization of human homunculi, it is their leader is a former Alchemical Warrior who became a 'Victor', a third type of being, after being implanted with an experimental Black Kakugane. This makes him stronger than homunculi and alchemical warriors, and he has a constantly life drain in a huge AoE around him. The protagonist is also turning into a Victor as his Kakugane is a black one as well, so he ends up fighting the first Victor on the moon away from humans for days while Papillion creates more White Kakuganes, to restore them to normal.
>>94749499Gilded Baroque
>>94749474The Ninja's ability leaves him entirely defenseless in the real world and would shut off if he's not lying down whereas Kamui can make you invulnerable anywhere, the portal guy's power can't forcibly suck people in as effectively as Kamui and to go somewhere he has to have been there before, whereas Kamui lets you go anywhere you want instantly with no conditiins. That's not even getting into the left Kamui, which can straight up snipe someone's head off so long as they're in visual range of you.
>>94749415There's perks for that.
>>94749500Wait, Kakugane are soul based? Huh.Thanks anon!
>>94749486Beware of Chicken?
>>94749508Very few jumps offer that and are unlikely to be a first jump.
How mentally ill is your Jumper by this point?
>>94749494The par for nen abilities is "my nen has the properties of both rubber and gum". This is "my nen makes me invincible, gives me multiple ways to one-shot people, gives me a sealed off pocket dimension and lets me teleport to anywhere in the world basically instantly."
>>94749438Frankly this isn't even as strong as Knuckle's, which is a weird invulnerability cheat combined with energy drain and infinite range
>>94749500>Long ago, a bunch of alchemists fucked up everything for everyone, repeatedly.Happens more often than you'd think.
>>94749218>life, love, and tyranny>with a mothGodspeed, you crazy bastard.
In Fable 3, the protagonist can unlock the ability to "combine" spells. Is this something other Will users are likely capable of learning, or is there probably something special about the gauntlets that enable the user to simultaneously wield two spells at once?
>>94749484>Naruto power levels would trivialize the settingTalk mad shit when you can hang out on the Dark Continent without dying to the first fucking Velociraptor you see.
>>94749185Healing a bunch of people in a village that was attacked by knights while a companion and a skeleton mage slaughter the knights.In a related thing... is it wrong not to resurrect people who died by violence through no fault of their own, if you have the power? I mean Rezzing most of the village would probably cause trouble. It's just leaving a bunch of dead women and children dead kind of is making my Jumper feel like a real asshole.
>>94749541What the hell are you talking about? His thing doesn't do any of that. Did you mean a different character?
>>94749544The moth is actively and perpetually attempting to eat my mind and soul. And not in the fun way.
>>94749538No one gives a shit about your retarded Kamui wank, do whatever the fuck you want but keep it away from us you freak.
>>94749185Jumper is waking up as a gillman, at Castle Frankenstein for some reason. I dunno, maybe he was studying me to make another Creature that might do what he wants it to this time.
>>94749512Nah. Touhou, Jumpers sort of befriending the Moriya shrine atm. Trying to potentially prevent them causing any more catastrophic incidents in gensokyo.
>>94749507>The Ninja's ability leaves him entirely defenseless in the real world and would shut off if he's not lying downRight, but he can just lay down somewhere safe>the portal guy's power can't forcibly suck people in as effectively as KamuiKnovs portals can be moved pretty easily. The dude literally uses portal cuts as an assassination move. I guess it IS technically less versatile than having to just touch someone, but being able to send parts of people away is useful>>94749538Kamui doesn't make you functionally invincible. It's time limited selective intangibility and a pocket dimension.
>>94749557Knuckle's Hatsu makes him completely invincible as long as it's active, it has no duration or range limit, allows him to take your aura reserves whenever you try to harm him, and on top of all that his Hatsu itself is invulnerable.
>>94749537As jumper said in the new interview, using toon physics helps with his sanity. After all, being tossed into a new reality that runs on shitty metaphysics can cause a number of mental issues. Just let him have fun and everything wont get worse.
>>94749444Not really. Have fun starting a religion.
>>94749561This is literally what it does in story.. Obito can travel anywhere he wants in the fucking planet, at will, with zero effort; he can make himself untouchable as long as he isn't attacking and Kakashi's kamui literally has done what he said. Kakashi has looked at people and sniped their limbs off with a look, anon.
>>94749541APR has a 50 meter range
>>94749551Opportunity cost. In most systems of magic, healing is a lot easier than resurrection, so with the time and other resources you spend returning one person to life, you can usually save many times more of the dying. Of course, it depends on the specific magic system, but I've never encountered one where resurrection isn't significantly more costly than healing. Under the assumption the only powers you have do in fact follow this trend, the only reason to resurrect someone when you could heal several times more would be if they're someone who has the potential to save many lives of their own, such as another healer or a saint-like character.
>>94749558The pictured mothgirl is a time-manipulating rapist, so your moth would be in good company.
>>94749185Jumper, who does not have control of what jump he goes to, is being sent to a series of the most horrendously powerful jumps I can find. Afterwards he's going to be sent to Evangelion and watch as his powers fail him and his companions are absorbed into the Third Impact or something. In other words, I've gotten bored with my chain and have come up with a method to spice things up and hand the Jumper a big fat L.
>>94749571Knuckle's Hatsu makes him specifically not take damage from the specific people he uses his Hatsu on, has a very finite range limit, has a flat aura cost to activate, and stops working if the enemy manages to return the aura Knuckles lent them
>>94749569>Kamui doesn't make you functionally invincibleKonan's only way to get Obito was to set up a trap where he was surrounded by nonstop paper bomb explosions for ten minutes. If you don't catch the Kamui user off guard or put them in a position where they can't shut Kamui off until it turns off entirely, you will not hit them. The only other way would be hitting them so fast they don't even have the ability to react to your speed.
>>94749185Jumper was thinking about making a dream machine item so that people can always lucid dream and have fun.
>>94749585It literally doesn't. It was a key plot point that he attached it as a tracker that remained active kilometers away, the interest adding effect requires relatively short range but he can maintain it on someone in a passive state indefinitely.
>>94749597>>94749602If we're going to go looking for the limitations on the native powers and fixate on them, but then turn around and completely ignore that when it comes to your obsession with Naruto, this conversation can just fucking end.
>>94749587Well truth be told it says in the jump that my jumper could ressurect armies and while there will be a little fight coming up it's nothing that the people she is with couldn't handle on their own. The real thing my jumper is worried about is drawing too much attention. People can Rez there but raising a ton of people might draw some undo attention.
>>94749590nta but explain further plz
>>94749484When I want Kamui but don't want to hit up Naruto I usually just end up going to Rosario + Vampire to pick up the Moon-Crushing Dimensional Sword.
>>94749551Jesus only resurrected like one dude not including himself. Clearly it's morally right not to resurrect people.
>>94749610The only limitation on Kamui is that it can't last more than 5 minutes. That's it. Obito literally almost beat Minato when he was 14 because that's how OP Kamui is.
>>94749602>Konan's only way to get Obito was to set up a trap where he was surrounded by nonstop paper bomb explosions for ten minutes. If you don't catch the Kamui user off guard or put them in a position where they can't shut Kamui off until it turns off entirely, you will not hit them. The only other way would be hitting them so fast they don't even have the ability to react to your speed.The other ways to deal with him would be having a on-contact defense, being able to move fast enough to punch him while he's tangible and on the attack, or just stabbing him when he's not paying attention. Honestly, it sounds like an effect that'd seem absurdly overpowered riiight up until it comes up against Killua's Whirlwind Nen
>>94749625No one fucking cares
>>94749625We're not talking about Obito, we're talking about HxH. Didn't you start this conversation to begin with? Why are you talking about the original version of the power as if it's at all relevant to whatever you're trying to create in another setting with a different power system that you yourself admit isn't compatible with what you're talking about because it's too strong?
>>94749624Tell me you haven't read the bible without telling me you haven't read the bible.
When you Jump into another universe how much or how little of your preexisting powers do you keep? The default seems to assume (You) will be entering the Pokemon Jumpchain but I was wondering what would happen if, say a Primordial War veteran from Exalted got chained into another universe.Yes, yes, I know, it's single player, make it up, but I was wondering if there was any precedent for this.
>>94749628>being able to move fast enough to punch him while he's tangible and on the attackThat's just the reaction blitz thing I already said. If Obito was throwing a punch at you but then he saw you were about to hit him he'd turn Kamui back on, phase through and then hit you once the attack was dodged.>Stabbing him while he's not paying attention Again, I said that.
>>94749612NTA but this moth waifu is a yandere obsessed with a specific man, and has been trapping him in a timeloop for who knows how long. Whenever the man grows up to a certain age he'll visit his old family shed due to reasons/destiny, where she's waiting. She will proceed to rape him, de-age him back to being like 8-10 years old, and drop him off back in the past where he'll endlessly repeat the cycle of timeloop rape.It's unclear how long this has been going on or if time is even progressing, but she did somehow have a daughter at one point in the endless cycles and they raped the victim together.
>>94749548Pretty sure that's a gauntlet thing, since it's literally just him using two different gauntlets at once. Like, he has the worst selection of spells out of all the Heroes, and because they're tied to the gloves has to commit to having a few of them equipped at once instead of being able to cast any of his spells at will, but also because of that he can technically equip two at once and cast both at the same time. The closest to a normal Will user casting two spells at once was Garth during the prison break section casting Blades in a unique defensive formation around himself while then firing off fireballs at some ships, but it wasn't the same as imbuing one spell with the effect of the other.
>>94749640I never said it wasn't compatible. I'm saying it needs restrictions and then it works. Why is everyone so mad at me?
>>94749612Layers of White is a manga about a mothgirl (Mashiro) ara araing a little boy, kicking the shit out of said boy's mother because she tried to interrupt then letting both of them go for ~10 years under memory disruption.Boy grows up traumatized about a half-remembered monster who lives in the shed, goes back to confront his fear as a young adult, moth rapes him again and time travels his mind back to his child body, rapes him again and the loop reconnects when his mother finds them. Then Mashiro kicks the shit out of Mom again.Repeat until mindbreak.
>>94749650>him>henta but you can play as a woman
>>94749625There's also the fact that you can't interact with things while intangible, forcing you to have to turn physical to actually punch things. >Obito literally almost beat Minato when he was 14 because that's how OP Kamui is.... Obito figured out how Kamui works after a single exchange, figured out a counter after the second one, beat his ass in the third one, and immediately followed that up by stabbing the fucker and releasing the Kyubi from his control. Obito wasn't even remotely close to defeating Minato
Since we're talking about Naruto now, I have a serious question. Why isn't an elemental transformation Jutsu part of the advanced curriculum for every single ninja village? Obviously because it's very hard to learn, but Jounin are expected to be orders of magnitude above the average ninja in terms of general skill level and raw power. So the ability to, for instance, transform into water should be a near universal ability for the upper echelons since it's not a Kekkei Genkai and it's so incredibly useful. It's not a forbidden technique either. What's up with that?
>>94749641The bibble is too dry and boring to read
>>94749624Technically Jesus raises like 4 people including Jarius' daughter, the widow of Nain's son and Tabitha as well as Lazarus before even accounting for the Second Coming. Just saying.
>>94749657And I didn't, and I don't care.
>>94749644All of it.
>>94749653You've literally spent this entire conversation saying it doesn't have restrictions and talking about how there aren't any limits for the canonical power.
>>94749612>>94749649>>94749654There's also a spinoff version where Mashiro (psycho moth waifu) is just a cute and loving nymphomaniac wife to the protagonist. No timelooping involved and it's very comfy, but her sex drive is too powerful so her husband gets exhausted and nearly killed by her on occasion.
>>94749641The girl was just unconscious and the rest were done by the disciples, and it was still only a handful. Jesus metaphorically resurrects everyone who believes in him in the afterlife, but that's not what people are talking about when someone is brought back to life.
>>94749625And that's with just the one eye. His other eye doubles the activation speed of both powers, enhances their effect, and gives him access to a long-range sniping power that's functionally impossible to defend against. It activates fast enough to stop Kaguya's bone spears, which were so fast even Six Paths Naruto and Sasuke had trouble avoiding them, and as shown by Kakashi can affect an area larger than a Tailed Beast when he tried to kill the Ten-Tails with it but only managed to affect its head. With Gyuki and Kurama only being as large as its eyeball. The only weakness that this power has is that the user has to be able to see the target. But as shown by Kakashi, it can also be used to distort space to bypass barriers and obstacles, such as opening a hole through a Susanoo, if the user can't physically see the target behind or inside of it.
>>94749665Writer didn't think of it.
>>94749665>Why isn't using a gun part of the advanced curriculum for every single US state? Obviously because it's very hard to learn, but Americans are expected to care about their Second Amendment rights above the average communist in terms of general skill level and raw power. So the ability to, for instance, pump lead into an illegal immigrant should be a near universal ability for the proud sons of liberty since it's not a strategic weapon and it's so incredibly useful. It's not illegal either.1. It's hard2. Punching is both more intuitive and fun
>>94749665Because most ninja are garbage.
>>94749683I'm specifically talking about the ones who are supposed to not be garbage though. We're told and shown that Jounin level ninja are all of a higher caliber.
>>94749659>Obito wasn't even remotely close to defeating MinatoHe almost sucked Minato up while he was distracted dealing with the Ninetails. If Minato was anyone else there he just loses because he had to teleport to get away.
Didn't we ban Naruto discussion?
>>94749694Only in your mind, Tim-tim. Also, you're still not a plural.
>>94749691Literally anyone could teleport away, the Kawarimi an academy level ninjutsu.
>>947496941. You failed to ratify the agreement by agreeing to ban Bleach discussion too2. Narutofags are massive shameless fucking hypocrites about "off-topic" discussion because nobody else is willing to tolerate their worthless autistic conversational spasms other than each other.
>>94749691Right. He failed in the perfect sneak attack, failed to do any harm, lost his one advantage, got his ass kicked hard, had his objective stolen from him, and ran like a bitchThat's very much not even remotely close to almost defeating Minato at 14
>>94749707Stop talking to yourself.
>>94749694>Timmy's pronouns are we/usChecks out.
>>94749665It's implied in Naruto that everyone has specific skillsets and moves that THEY in particular are good at. Rock Lee can't use any jutsu but he's a genius with the 8 gates, Naruto has never cast a genjutsu in his life but he got shadow clones down immediately. You might as well ask why everyone isn't taught Itachi's ephemeral genjutsu where you just point at the other person and instantly win.
>>94749712No but it's true.>Talk about some other setting>Some autist whines about how it's "off-topic" and "shouldn't be allowed in the jumpchain thread">Talk about Naruto>autists don't even pretend to relate it to their chains while pretending to be insightful because they're poking holes in a children's shounen series
>>94749678The most BS thing about it is that Kaguya is immune to ninjutsu two times over and Kamui just doesn't care because it's targeting the space she's at instead of her ala the world cutting slash.
Who had the biggest plot armor in Naruto?
>>94749715That just doesn't gel with the actual worldbuilding or character establishing shit at all. Hell, it doesn't even make sense if you apply it to characters who are explicitly generically good at ninjutsu like Kakashi, he knows a thousand jutsu but only fucking uses the Chidori
>>94749729Konohamaru.
>>94749729Probably Obito or Sasuke.
>>9474972999% of Naruto's talk no jutsu stupidity would have failed if his plot armor was even slightly less thick.
>>94749729Tenten. Like that bitch is barely Chunin level and would have died horribly on her first mission if her team didn't consist of literally the two strongest non-MC ninja of their generation led by probably THE strongest Jounin in the entire series period. But somehow you're going to stand there and tell me with a straight face that Tenten managed to complete multiple missions and survive through a hellish war against self-replicating plant ninjas and a zombie army of the strongest ninja in all of history.
>>94749753Tenten didn't have plot armor, she had the plot Kamui. Namely, she didn't fucking exist as far as the plot was concerned so she couldn't even die offscreen, because that would require the show to stop and acknowledge her. The swing had more presence then her.
>>94749741No it wouldn't have. Everyone Naruto ever "talk no jutsu'd" were just deeply hurt people like him who were good deep down but beaten down by the ninja world. It's not like he passed some Fallout dialogue skill check, he understood their pain and spoke to them on a deep level while they had already lost and were at their lowest point. It wasn't like he talked to Nagato while he was blowing up the Leaf village and told him to stop so Nagato did. He talked to Nagato after he'd already lost and explained their shared connection through Jiraiya's book and shower Nagato he was the type of person who could make the world he wanted. The unrealistic part is the motivation of the villains since irl most people doing bad things are just driven by greed, pride and lust and therefore couldn't be talked down because they already basically know what they're doing is wrong and don't care.
>>94749771Imagine having "laws" and "legal status."
>be dragon>have an inherent drive to hoard valuable items>also be toting around a post-scarcity society so you can make basically any quantity of gold, silver, gems you want>said gold, silver and gems are of course basically worthlessHow do you avoid going insane?
>>94749438If you want to actually make the Kamui fair in HxH, here is how you do it.>Every time you use your Hatsu, there is a chance it erases you from existence. This is a skill check, you have to get the timing right to dodge the consequence, but there is always the possibility of a major fuck up and instant death or maybe just crippling>As an extension of the above, the phasing into another dimension lasts less than a second and you only get more time if you spend more aura, you have to pulse how much aura you use before your Hatsu activates, meaning you have a fixed time interval for your phasing duration determined before you enter it >You have to get in and out fast enough to not have your own arms and legs chopped off by the transitory space generated by your Nen when you time out>You can teleport but you need to use your eyes for that, no all range global warping, if you blink that's it you miss the target.
>>94749790Avoid?
>>94749771>In Jumper's Empire, a Jumper is legally classified as their companions' collective pet. At any time, a majority vote of companions may elect to downgrade this status at the nearest Department of Mid and Eh-it's-fine to "sex toy" for a modest fee of 4.5 x 1010 Z$. Jumpers produced by Pacts are considered ground for reducement livestock owned by their first companions (or companions of Pact partners or Pact originators if they go without companions for 2+ jumps, respectively) until finding a companion group that can own them collectively.
>>94749795Yes. I accept this chainbutt.
>>94749790You move on from generic gold and jewels to things that don't rely on physical value. For example, Time Dragons in D&D hoard items of great historical importance that would have been destroyed if they didn't collect and preserve them. These objects aren't themselves valuable in terms of material worth but are immeasurably valuable in terms of cultural and historical relevance.
>>94749791I mean, I don't want it to be fair. I want it to be busted and I'm cheating.
>>94749790>>94749799Hoard knowledge, which is simultaneously free and priceless.
>>94749801This is why no one likes you.
>>94749790Hoard wives, the greatest treasure of all according to 99% of jumpers.
>>94749802Be a Brass Dragon and hoard puns.
>>94749802That's what Tome Dragons do, although they usually hoard it in the form of physically writing it down. The size of a Tome Dragon's library-hoard is how they show off to each other.
>>94749791Question: why would you use this absolutely shitty nerfed-into-the-ground Kamui when you could just have a Hatsu that is straight up normal Kamui? Or a Hatsu that just straight up grants you your wishes?
More chain writing - this time, far into the future, a meeting with Ligier about a ring.>Exalted InfernalsI blink as the world abruptly shifts out from underneath me. I look down at a half drunken cup of tea in my hand. Who served me hot leaf water and why?"Lady Dismay?"I look up. I'm sitting in what by all accounts is a well furnished sitting room. Comfy chair, a simple but well decorated table with a pot of tea on it, and a dark skinned man in green finery sits across from me holding some brass colored magnifying glass with a few electrical diodes sticking out of it. I have no idea who he is."Lady Dismay? May I ask what you just did?""...I have no idea who you are or how I got here?"He considers me for a moment, glancing down at the device in his hand and twisting some knob on it before looking back up at me."I requested to meet with you to deliver the artifact that I was asked to craft on your behalf. I also decided to take a number of scans of you as payment, which you agreed to. Up until a moment ago, you were a fairly standard Defiler, which is quite interesting as all ten of those are accounted for. Now you're registering as something entirely different, which I can best compare to a demon of Isidoros."He pauses for a moment, inspecting the device and myself in equal measure before a flash of realization crosses his face. He places the device on the table and stands, sweeping into a partial bow."And since you seem to have forgotten my name, allow me to reintroduce myself. I am Ligier, the Green Sun. Fetich Soul of Malfeas, and the best craftsman in this accursed realm.""Ah. Messier Lorraine. I would call myself a half caste sidereal but apparently I'm an infernal instead. Not quite sure how I got from there to here.""Lorraine... How fascinating. Just a few moments ago, you introduced yourself as Messier Granblaise."
>>94749816I wonder what Tome Dragons think of the Kindle?On the one hand, entire libraries in a single e-reader.On the other hand, can't show off your massive libraries.
>>94749818I've heard that name before. It isn't my name, but it rings a bell in the back of my mind. I didn't hear it somewhere, I read it. ...Ah. The journals I pulled out of my Cache Egg. A heroic mortal from the first age, caught between a Solar and a Lunar and treated more like a prize or living sex toy than a true person. It's very hard to say no to a Solar, let alone one at Essence 7 or 8. And, having the slightest inkling of metaknowledge, I can say that those were the first age incarnations of Noel and Makoto. Which makes me the mortal in this scenario. Except - "That's not how that is supposed to work."Ligier has seated himself once again while I thought, and leans forward with a look of interest at my proclamation."Which part? An exaltation appearing from nowhere, one that changes, or your memory issues?""Solar exalts are capable of receiving part of the memory of the exaltations previous wielder, a process easily mistakable for a variation of reincarnation. Infernals should get an Unwoven Coadjutor instead, yes?""That's a somewhat simplified explanation, but I won't say that you're wrong. It's theoretically possible to have both, even if it hasn't happened yet.""Except I happen to have a very old journal that gives me the suspicion that Granblaise is who I was in the first age. Which isn't how that is supposed to work on multiple levels, because there's no reason for her memories to be in any exaltation."Ligier has an intense look on his face as he listens to me. Briefly, his hand flickers down to the device, tapping the glass and poking one of the lights.“You’re right, that is fairly impossible. However, if that’s the case, then might it be that rather than having an exaltation that shifts, that you each have your own unique one that is manifesting as you take control of your shared body?”
>>94749799I think you could argue some historical things would still have "value" even if you lived in a post-scarcity society. For instance, I could print out as many copies of any artwork as I felt like, but they would only be worth the paper. On the other hand, owning the one and only original made by the artist would likely still have value. Extending this, owning say, the authentic knives that killed Caesar would be sick even if you could make as many rusty old knives as you felt like.
>>94749587Magicka rez goes brrrrr.
>>94749818>>94749829“If that’s the case, then we probably aren’t sharing a soul. I don’t know the most about how Exaltations work, but in theory they rest between the Hun and the Po, and there should only be space for one there.”“That… is fascinating. I’m not sure if that takes us back to one that shifts or not, both answers are somewhat ridiculous in nature. However, as interesting as that is, I still have a delivery to make, and you’ve well paid for it by this point.”He stands and moves over to a nearby counter, grabbing a small nondescript black box from it as he does, before-I blink. A strange trilling sound echoes out from nearby. In front of me is a broken window, looking out over the city of Malfeas.“Lady Lorraine, are you back with me?”I jerk slightly and turn, facing Ligier once more. His face is almost perfectly blank, though his hand is clenched tightly. His brow twitches faintly. That’s probably not a good sign. A need to hide emotions indicates strong ones. Hand and jaw indicated rage. Whatever I just did upset him greatly.“...I apologize, I blanked out again. What exactly did the other me just do?”“She threw one of my finest works out of the window.”“I see. What exactly was the artifact, if you don’t mind me asking?”“A ring. Not exactly a complicated item, but the effects it had… Isidoros sacrificed a third circle demon for its creation. Truth be told, I was looking forward to seeing what it did.”
>>94749818>>94749829>>94749832I step away from the window and reseat myself. The tea I’d been holding is now placed delicately on the table, but I make no move to reclaim it. That description is familiar. And powerful. I look up at him and see him watching me carefully.“That kind of thing is worth more than nations, isn't it?”“You’re not wrong. I’m surprised you would know of that though.”“I made a study of ways to learn charms I wouldn’t normally qualify for. That was one of the things that came up.”“I see. I hadn’t realized they were common enough for a mortal to know about them.”“That’s not the world I would use. As far as I’m aware, ebon has the only other one in existence.”His gaze sharpens and he looks at me, deeply, in a way that is quite frankly uncomfortable. Then it tears away from me, pouring more tea into his cup and sipping it slowly.“He did consult with me on such a project. I didn’t realize he went through with it. May I ask how you learned of it?”“My father is a member of the guild, and maintains connections in various places. I was forced to head several of those connections, effectively granting me access to hell’s gossip for a time.”“Hmm. Understandable, but not the full story.”“The dragon betrays himself. To my understanding, a number of his souls would spread the things he calls secret far and wide on the grounds that he calls them secret. More to the point, he didn’t kill the ones he ordered to kidnap the scarlet empress.”Ligier winces, but nods slowly. A dull sigh drags its way past his lips, and he massages his brow faintly. In hell, one obeys or one dies. But that doesn’t account for people trying to weasel their way past such orders, or even those who are too stupid to obey properly, or are stupid enough to think themselves clever enough to get away with it.
>>94749804Many people like me. We have positive interactions and they ask about my wellbeing
>>94749818>>94749829>>94749832>>94749836“Yes, that would do it. Do you dislike your tea?”“Only on the principle that it isn’t alcohol. I can’t actually recall having tasted it.”“Unfortunate. It was one of my better blends.”“As my other self has decided to try and keep it away from me, may I ask about the practicality of reclaiming the artifact?”“It’s not impossible, but it is vastly unlikely. I shall put a word out, but delivering it to you while you are you may prove difficult.”“I’m sure something can be arranged.”-----Far beneath Ligiers workshop, a box smacks against a roof and breaks open. Black wood cracks and splinters, continuing to fall down a theoretically infinite city. Among them, a gleaming golden ring hangs suspended in the air. It, too, falls. Eventually it hits the side of a house, bouncing away and into the void, dropping to another layer of Malfeas. This continues for a time, until eventually it finds its rest, coming to a stop on the pointed spike of a fence. A passing blood ape grabs it, and in a fit of whimsy, tries it on.TINY ONEYOU SMELL FUNNYYOU SMELL LIKE MEBUT YOU ARE NOT MINEAND YETI TASTE YOUI SEE YOUMY CHILD FOR WHOM I HAVE PERISHEDI AM A THREAT TO YOUR WILLTHIS IS UNACCEPTABLEWITH THIS RING I GIVE THIS COMMANDDO NOT LISTEN TO MY COMMANDSLET YOUR WILL BE ALL THAT HOLDS SWAY OVER YOUAND NEVER STAY YOUR COURSE FOR ANOTHERGO WHERE YOU WISHDO AS YOU WISHLIVE AS I WOULDBUT NEVER AS I DOAND IF YOUR WILL WOULD ALREADY BE STRONGTHEN LET IT NOW BE UNBREAKABLE
>>94749818>>94749829>>94749832>>94749836>>94749841In a moment that wasn’t, the blood ape could swear it heard a voice. But such a thing wasn’t important, for it had places to be. It moved on, challenging another to a fight and winning handily, taking something of theirs for itself. Over the days to come, the ring would become a lucky charm of sorts. It felt braver, stronger, more energized.It made the mistake of sharing this, and was soon murdered in his sleep. And the ring passed into the hands of another. From on high, a proclamation came down. The green sun had been robbed, and his ring's return was demanded. But all who saw it, wore it, and all who wore it no longer cared for the commands of another. And so the commandment was disobeyed, as they were commanded. It would be years before the ring made its way into the hands of its rightful owner.Grainblaise threw the ring out the window because it would give me control of our shared body, if that isn't clear. Or maybe just because she's a semi-obedient minion of She Who Lives In Her Name, and it's an artifact made for me/her/us by Isidoros.
>>94749826Tome Dragons always came across as massive nerds who would snootily dismiss readers like a Kindle out of sheer enjoyment of the experience of having a physical book to read. On an unrelated note, it's also funny that Tome Dragons naturally just end up building universities unintentionally because they really enjoy showing off their hoard and teaching other people. So inexorably you're going to end up with a Tome Dragon surrounded by a bunch of Wizards as it haughtily teaches them magic to show off its knowledge. It'll eventually need somewhere to store all the books, leading it to build a giant library, which in turn will eventually be expanded as more people come to learn from the Tome Dragon's knowledge. That's generally how the life cycle of a Tome Dragon works and it's not unusual to find a Tome Dragon Great Wyrm sitting in the middle of a gigantic university campus or scholar city that built entirely out of people coming to learn. After a while they aren't even learning directly from the Tome Dragon, they're learning from people who learned from it and people who learned from them. It's really funny.
>>94749854>Progressive Tome Dragon who goes full digital age>E-Reader, server farm for massive databanks>Makes their own online website to show off their databanks>Ends up making online university
>>94749628Isn’t turning intangible just something Obito can do unconsciously specifically to avoid sneak attacks?
>>94749644>When you Jump into another universe how much or how little of your preexisting powers do you keep?You mean if Jumper starts as someone from Exalted instead of a human from modern Earth?All of it, as the other anon said. It's one of the main points, you go to multiple universes and accumulate power.
>>94749826Books are very small data-wise, and a Kindle has a very limited amount of memory. I can see a Tome Dragon showing off by having several dozen Kindles all filled with different books
>>94749728Kamui isn’t a ninjutsu, it it’s a kekkei genkai.
>>94749829>"Solar exalts are capable of receiving part of the memory of the exaltations previous wielder, a process easily mistakable for a variation of reincarnation. Infernals should get an Unwoven Coadjutor instead, yes?"Actually they get both. They’ve even got a background for it. It’s the Solars who generally get little to no memories of the previous bearer of their Exaltation.>because there's no reason for her memories to be in any exaltation."Why not?
>>94749892The Sharingan is a kekkei genkai. Kamui is a ninjutsu that can be cast due to possession of the Sharingan kekkei genkai.
>>94749729Sasuke by miles, him not dying to Deidara was absurd. He pulled out like two different asspulls at the same time right after talking about how he was literally out of chakra and couldn't do anything even though Deidara had him dead to rights. His plot armor carried him through plenty of other fights as well but the Deidara fight is probably the most extreme example of it.
How would one go about seducing Unohana?
>>94749911Print out a clone of her and adjust it to your liking using the technology behind Mad Souls
>>94749826Simple, he would have a Kindle for reading, and a library with the same books for showing off.It is what I would do if I had the money to buy as many books as I read.
>>94749915I didn't ask about a clone. I asked about Unohana.
>>94749917If you can clone a soul, what difference is there between one and the other?
>>94749911>Unohana when Doshana walks in
>>94749918https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_identity
>>94749894I am not clever. Ligier does say it's possible for both a few seconds later tho, even if he's not aware of it happening.Her memories shouldn't have been recorded because she wasn't an exalt. There's some stuff going on behind the scenes for why she is anyways, but mostly it's jump fiat, which Ligier isn't expecting. He's looking for a logical reason for two infernal exaltations to have spontaneously manifested from so much thin air.
>>94749911Headon apply directly to the forehead.>Batman, Superman and Darkseid’s Other Real Superpower 400/600/800 CP, discount Post-Crisis It seems that due to being an incredibly popular main character written during a time when editorial assumed that most readers were self-inserting into you and some writers actually were, you’ve become impossibly attractive to the opposite sex because of and despite your personality quirks, as well as incredible in the sack. Seriously, memorably good enough in bed for the multiple supervillainesses you’ve tapped to make up a whole musical number about it- and skilled enough to avoid harming more fragile partners with things like super strength. Spouting lines that sound like an actual child playing Caped Crusader in the soaking rain? Get ready for Black Canary to jump your bones! Come upon a New Goddess missing her husband? Prepare to make Orion even more of a cuckold than he already is because you remind her of him. Just gotten in a blazing row with a misanthropic Amazon who thinks all men are weak little worms? You’re about one slap away from getting a new, fanatically loyal girlfriend who likes to fight you during sex and be roughed up. And ladies, if you’re hunting down Batman’s hot Robin for his magnificent slab of an ass you can be sure that even if you literally stalk him into an ally, he’ll be too paralyzed with want to actually frame whatever you do to him as a rape; the same goes for those silly boys on your team you can leave wrapped around your finger with a few token winks and kisses. This is completely tasteless and can ruin many meaningful relationships around you in the long term, but the fact remains that lots of normally aloof and attractive people in tights want to get in bed with you-and once they’re there, they might as well be leashed.
>>94749537Quite sane, and I intend to get the necessary perks to stay that way.>PicSource?
>>94749510Yes, there may be minor physical differences based on what Kakugane you use, but if your Kakugane gives you a sword, then all of them will give you a sword. Kazuki gets two spears when he uses two, and Captain Bravo gets a second jacket when he does it.We also see it with Papillon, the previous user had a sound-based whip yet Papillon used the same Kakugane and got controllable gunpowder.
Would team RWBY all be Lunars?
>>94749947Nah, Lunars aren’t RWBY levels of incompetent.
>>94749854So basically they're an entire SPECIES of dragon-shaped Gohans? Christ, that's somehow even more awful than dragons just being fat.Actually bet they end up fat too with all that sedentary living.
>>94749947No, they'd be Abyssals that thought they were helping.
>>94749947None of Team RWBY has provably fucked anyone outside the team itself, so they don't even have the Lunar advantage of being someone's designated waifu.
>>94749753Neji got done dirty, do they even talk about him in Boruto.
>>94749958>None of Team RWBY has provably fucked anyone outside the team itselfThis implies they've provably fucked within the team itself...
>>94749865>other greedy dragons pretend to be tome dragons>and make stuff like the university of phoenix
>>94749963If you were willing to suffer through the show, there are plenty of hints. Condom wrappers, weird incestuous dialogue, vague implications that Blake has a rape fetish and that Yang is a rapist...
>>94749963Ruby legitimately killed herself because Yang and Blake wouldn't stop making out while they were stuck in an alternate world.
>>94749963They did make Yang and Blake into useless lesbians>>94749975There were no condom wrappers. And they wouldn't need them regardless since they are all women.
>>94749979>And they wouldn't need them regardless since they are all women.Did you miss the part in season 4 where they retconned the Silver Eyes into being futa? I can see how you'd miss it, it's never brought up ever again in explicit terms.
>>94749979NTA but condoms are about more than preventing pregnancy (primarily to reduce the possibility of STIs).
>>94749952Dragons can't get fat unless they gorge themselves on an extremely excessive amount of food.
>>94749927>even if he's not aware of it happening.He probably should be, that’s why the Ebon Dragon didn’t perform the memory pruning.>Her memories shouldn't have been recorded because she wasn't an exalt. There's some stuff going on behind the scenes for why she is anyways, but mostly it's jump fiat, which Ligier isn't expecting.There is a way to explain this. Infernals have the Past Life Background because they’re the only ones to not have any past memories removed (yes, even the Neverborn decided the memory pruning was a good idea), but there’s also the Past Life Merit which anyone can take, and represents someone pulling up memories of a previous life from their soul. Normally mortals can’t take the Merit at a higher level, but that’s because they don’t live long enough. However, in the First Age there was the Bracelet of Shared Life, which an Exalt could use to give a mortal an Exalt’s lifespan. So if Granblaise had a Celestial Exalt who loved her she could very well have lived long enough to leave behind strong memories and bring the Throwback Flaw into play, a Flaw that’s all about being overtaken by your past life.
>>94749998I will make it my life's quest to have a fat dragon wife.
>>94749998And what, pray tell, does a dragon living a comfortable and affluent lifestyle dependent on preserving a large trove of knowledge tend to do? HMM? How do you think the average BMI of a university professor compares to the average BMI of a roving HUNTER-GATHERER?>>94750004You will do no such thing, you will own a FIT dragon wife and you will be happy.
>>94749999There are also vague lore sorcery spells that can pull out memories from past lives or imprint current life memories such that they will stick around through lethe. They were used a lot by the deliberative to speed up the brainwashing integration of new exalts.
>>94749760Technically Naruto failing to survive long enough or merely being too injured to talk would prevent that. Which could potentially count as it failing.
>>94749987Fair, but I don't know how much good a condom would do you if you were tribbing or eating each other out.
Millicent is basically Malenia's clone yeah? Would it be logical to assume that she'd eventually grow up to look like a copy of her "mom" if jumper managed to save her and take her a companion?
>>94750025NTA but from what I remember of health class a lot of female birth control stuff that isn't just pills requires careful insertion into their cooters and ovaries.
>>94750020It is next to impossible for a Dragon to get fat, even the laziest of dragons evaporate excess calories.
>>94750020I will have a very fat, very happy dragon wife. She will be soft, squishy, warm, and cuddly.
>>94750028>eventuallyFrom what can be told of her in-game model, she is basically Malenia but shorter already. So the question then becomes how you fanwank Elden Ring human growth working, specifically whether everyone is normal player character height without divine blood or if matching the likes of Soldier of God, Rick by collecting runes or something is possible.
>>94749947That's insulting to Lunars.
>>94750035>>94750036Some dragons are capable shapeshifters, so they could simultaneously be soft, fat, and cuddly, whilst also being normal dragon size in reality.
>>94750028Millicent is a sensory, she's a clone that's still spiritually attached to its source. Malenia experienced what Millicent went through and it's implied she knows about you through that
>>94750035D&D did have that one fat dragon the dwarves had. They used him in the movie.
>>94750035https://dndawokenheroes.fandom.com/wiki/Black_Dragon#Notorious_IndividualsExplain this FAT piece of SHIT who isn't even imprisoned by dwarfs>>94750036She will never be truly happy without a sound BMI, a sturdy musculature and a powerful cardiovascular system. She will just be grotesque and slow.
>>94749998>>94750051
>>94750053Gugol is based and wife material.
>>94750061You basically confessed that you want to put your dick in shit.
No one who has failed as hard as RWBY could be anything but Infernals.
>>94750053Gugol is noted in the wiki you posted to be exceptionally gluttonous for a dragon, eating all who displeased her.
>>94750065My POINT is that the Tome Dragon lifestyle ALSO selects for Gugol-like leather footballs.
>>94750066Well in that case, all wizards are obese and wheelchair bound.
>>94750054I know, but the guy I was quoting made it seem like it was impossible.
>>94750048I want to have her be a fat dragon and try to hide her overweight status with shapeshifting, but her shapeshifting isn't powerful enough to hide her weight and she ends up looking moderately chubby even at her slimmest. And a little bigger every day.>>94750053Magic exists to ensure her perfect health and wellness, and she will be perfectly happy with love, care, and a romantic home life.
>>94750073I am both guys, anon.
>>94750070why do you think combat wheelchairs became a thing
>>94750079>Wizard rolls into tavern, destroying the door with his massive bulk>Dies immediately to splinters due to shit hp
>>94750042>specifically whether everyone is normal player character height without divine blood or if matching the likes of Soldier of God, Rick by collecting runes or something is possible.Was Godfrey always a big boy? Or did he grow in size as he got stronger after meeting Marika?>>94750050Huh, never heard of that before. That actually makes the fight against her somehow both tragic and a bit heartwarming since it's kinda like you're putting an old friend out of their misery instead of just randomly busting into someone's house to murder them and loot their corpse.
Can I sue Acereak for not making his tomb wheelchair accessible?
>>94750066The brain is one of the most powerful and hard working muscles in the body. Do you have any idea how many calories a person can burn just by THINKING hard? Chessmasters have genuinely lost weight during chess tournaments before, just from the sheer mental strain. I'm not joking about that, that's genuinely true. Do you think Tome Dragons, who prize knowledge above all else and frequently dedicate their lives to gathering and spreading it, would exercise their minds less than particularly intelligent humans?
>>94750083this is why wizards are actually a balanced class
>>94750086I'm suing you for not making your house wheelchair accessible for my thieving ways.
>>94750084The only hint of an explanation for Godfrey's size in the game comes from the Giant Crusher weapon.>A hammer made from a boulder, used in the War against the Giants.>One of the heftiest weapons in the entire Lands Between.>After the giants were quelled, and man turned against man in violence, this weapon was all but forgotten. Man has grown feeble in comparison to his forebears.Keep in mind the thing is basically a throwing weapon compared to Godfrey.
>>94750095>kobold knocks me over while adventuring in my wheelchair"Help, I'm being oppressed!"
>>94750101>The kobolds easily tip over the 500lb rogue>The rogue starts shouting about how the kobolds are "Sexist, Racist, Ableist">The kobolds give up trying to move him, and just jam their swords in his neck
>>94750084Hoarah "Warrior" Loux legit just powerleveled like a motherfucker.
>>94749185Jumper continues to have a mid-life crisis.
>>94750101>>94750109Kobolds are scaley sparkle dogs these days, they're part of the alphabet mob for all intents and purposes. More likely than not they are right there with him screaming slogans.
>>94749185Jumper's benefactor promised him a fun chain with one tiny caveat: they wanted him to go to certain worlds to find & companion certain attractive girls. Jumper wasn't told who specifically these would be, but still agreed, because how bad could a chain like that be?Jumper soon found out his benefactor really likes to fuck with him.But Jumper wanted to be a hero on his chain and is not giving up on that. Even if he regularly feels like he's herding sociopathic cats, he WILL fix them, goddamnit.
>>94750138>"Boss Dragon said you were sexist.">stabs
>>94750140Can you who the girls in the middle and bottom left corners are?
>>94750140>Top middleWhy? She's isn't a chimera
>>94750140Middle is Jumper. If you mean middle of the bottom, that's Adiane from Gurren Lagann.Bottom left is Santa Claus from Chainsaw Man.>>94750171The theme wasn't chimera, all of them are what I call my worst impulse waifus. I see them in their original work, think 'oh they're cute/hot/etc', and then immediately realize that they'd be fucking awful waifus.I just had a funny thought of a chain where a Jumper had to deal with all of them at once, and so started building one out.
>>94750064Shard in shambles.
>>94750185>oh they're cute/hot/etcThey're all mid.
>>94750140Have you tamed them (with babies) yet?Forgot the pic.
>>94750185I meant middle left
>>94750193Top right already has two kids...
>>94750200Clearly needs more kids to properly tame.
>>94750042Yo, I wanted to ask what your thoughts on MCU Daredevil and Punisher were?
>>94750206Why do you care? He's just a Chinese guy.
>>94750191Taste is subjective.>>94750193At least one is a verifiable terrible mother, and the others are likely to suck as well, so no. Maybe later.>>94750197Oh, that's Manaka Sayjou from Fate/Prototype.
>>94750200When it comes to "taming villainesses with children", sometimes it just doesn't work with one or two kids. I like to follow the rule of doubling.One kid didn't work? Impregnate with two next time. Two didn't work? Impregnate with four. Four didn't work? Impregnate with eight. Eight didn't work? Impregnate with sixteen.EVENTUALLY, it will work. Or, at least, she'll be left bedridden and immobilized by her pregnancy for long enough to prevent the majority of her nefarious acts. And by the time she recovers from postpartum you can impregnate her with the next doubling to keep her down once again.
>>94749438The main problem I see here is that there is no indication that transplatning eyes is even possible in Hunter x Hunter.Naruto is rather abnormal in that regard.Like the only way I could see this working is if the surgery is performed by that girl fromth ephantom troop who uses nen threads to reaatach limbs, and even then using eyes that have been removed years ago may not work.Also there is the obvious problem that if you created a hatsu limitation with a loophole in mind, it's gonna affect the strength of the boost you get, since you're willingly sacrifcing less than you usually would have.
>>94749665Ninja villages are really young, so they still havent really gotten used to idea of sharing advanced techniques with each other outside of a master-student or familial relationship.Standarized training is extremly lacking among ninja villages, which are made of clans that used to fight each other still in living memory.
>>94749952They're a species of dragon that becomes the most broken Dragon type in existence outside of Epic shit by learning to ruthlessly abuse inherent metamagic reduction abilities until they cast Quickened Persistent Time Stop or hit you with 6 Maximized Enervations per turn.
>>94749999Ah. Whoops. Well, I don't know that, so I guess he can correct me....And given that Azure and Prosperity were slightly obsessed with Granblaise, there's a not insiginifant chance that they did in fact give her one of those so that they could continue to play with her far past her normal lifespan. Neat. More infodump from Ligier.What book is that flaw described in?
>>94750154>"What's a sexism?">"I dunno but Xe didn't sound happy.">"Why he insist we call him Xe anyway? I told you we should've just stay in the swamp. Great Black One so much easier to understand that this Prismatic one."
>>94750235>The main problem I see here is that there is no indication that transplatning eyes is even possible in Hunter x Hunter.Obviously I was gonna make a hatsu for that. That could even be Jumper's "main" Hatsu that 99% of people think is his only one, a decent medical ability that would allow him to do stuff like perform eye transplants.
>>94750250>clans that used to fight each other still in living memory.The only person still alive from the Warring clans era is Kakuzu, if even him. Even the oldest characters weren't even kicking for the first village war.
>>94750277>...And given that Azure and Prosperity were slightly obsessed with Granblaise, there's a not insiginifant chance that they did in fact give her one of those so that they could continue to play with her far past her normal lifespan. Neat. More infodump from Ligier.For an added piece of trivia, the part about a short lifespan not letting you imprint memories works exactly the same way for Exaltations.>Furthermore, not every Prince is capable of drawing upon these memories. Due to the circumstances under which the Usurpation played out, some of the Solars were quite new to Exaltation at the time of death. Generally, only one who has been Exalted for at least a century is capable of imprinting on the Exaltation itself to the point of allowing successors to access his memories. If the Solar Exalt died only a few years after Exaltation, his memories sank without trace into those of his successor.Also, the memory pruning touches on a point I’ve seen various anons talk about here.>When Autochthon first designed the Celestial Exaltations, he fashioned them to return to a central location after the death of a host so that he could purify them and remove the spiritual detritus of the previous life. This design element was necessary, in the Maker’s opinion, because the mortal mind was not designed to store the memories of other, more powerful beings while still retaining the mortal’s own unique identity.>What book is that flaw described in?Scroll of Heroes. The Past Life Background is on pages 60 – 62 and the Throwback Flaw is on page 74.
>>94750293A lot of them probably knew people who did while still alive though. The Hidden Village system is only like 100 years old, maybe a little more. We know for a fact that Sarutobi was the direct apprentice of a like middle-aged Hashirama and Tobirama when he was like 12 and he died at the age of 69 at the end of Part I. So I would say that the vast majority of people know dozens of people who were alive during the Warring States Era. And there's probably still a few kicking around who were personally there, although they're likely 100 years old by now. But clans like the Uzumaki are noted to have extended lifespans so it's more than possible for there to be some survivors left.
>>94750252>jobs to a man with a sword
>>94750319Yeah, that's not happening in D&D. Maybe in your fantasy anime but if you try to take on a dragon with a sword in D&D and you're not a literal fucking Demigod with weeaboo fightan magic then you better be prepared to have your anus gaped by full BAB, 12 hit points per HD, physical stats vastly superior to yours, natural armor and weapons, a breath weapon, and innate spellcasting.
>>94750331But what if the man with a sword is the DMPC
>>94750346Then you should be ashamed of only being able to win because of handouts from your metanarrative sugar daddy.
>>94750346Then I better be seeing some broken and unbalanced as fuck homebrew classes and stats that are completely impossible inside of the system. And also a shitload of magical items to stop the dragon from just immediately fucking you with magic no matter how strong and fast you are.
>>94749878Awesome, thanks.I know nobody asked, but I actually came from cyoag where I saw the Your series and just for kicks I decided to write up an ancient Essence 10 Primordial War veteran because one of the options is "Your Character", which essentially lets you become a character that you wrote up. Then I got to thinking, how would he do in Shards of the Exalted Dream, mainly Exalted Modern and Gunstar Autochthonia? And then I remembered that Jumpchain is all about this... and so it goes.I hope everyone has fun, thanks for humoring me. >>94749911I like the idea of ryonaing her into submission. She loves fighting so get into a real knock down drag out fight with her until you get turned on enough to try and literally fuck each other to death.
>>94750331And that's assuming the Dragon has no class levels and has never learned anything or equipped any magical items in its entire life.
>>94750311I feel like that's one of... is it Lytek? I feel like that's one of his fuckups. Clearly that's not what happened, so something must have gone wrong along the way.Ah, neat. Not nearly how I'm rolling Granblaise, but still interesting in how it gets laid out.
>>94750378>I feel like that's one of... is it Lytek? I feel like that's one of his fuckups. Clearly that's not what happened, so something must have gone wrong along the way.Lytek did keep up on that front, but obviously he didn’t get the chance to clean up the Exaltations the Yozis got.>Ah, neat. Not nearly how I'm rolling Granblaise, but still interesting in how it gets laid out.Wouldn’t be much of a stretch to rule that your version of Throwback works differently if you wanted to, but write what you want, I’m just commenting on what comes to mind.
So I made the critical mistake of looking for Jumpchain fanfics, and found one that was a crossover with Human Domestication Guide. I am now immensely repulsed but also morbidly curious; is there an HDG jump anywhere?
>>94749185Jump 1 just started off in A Change In Tactics by waking up staring into female Byleth's expressionless face. The total amnesia doesn't help matters.
>>94750405No, and I wouldn't care for it if there was one. Give me All Tomorrows first. Go full Qu instead of starting with the amateur shit.
>>94750416The Qu deserve something worse then death but I cannot think of what to be honest.
>>94750416I normally wouldn't care either, but the Affini inspire a burning level of hatred and disgust in me that I have almost never felt and I want every last one of them exterminated in some immensely horrible way.
>>94750425I can. Simply do to them what they did to the humans.
>>94750427What a coincidence, that's precisely how I feel about the Qu except I also feel death is too good for them.
>>94750394Ah, makes sense.Mechanically, it's probably throwback+temorary amnesia. ie I can't remember my current life while remembering my past one. That doesn't explain how in the fuck I have a Reveler exaltation and she has a Defiler one though. I'd need to rework the build or re-write a good chunk of the story for that....I could just drop the SWLIHN stuff from my build, but I do actually want both halves of that for later.
>>94750427>>94750435What are the Affini and Qu?
>>94750432Is there an All Tomorrows jump?
>>94750416Unironically, I find the Qu far less awful than the Affini. The Qu are at least OBVIOUS with their sheer disdain for life and they won't pretend that what they're doing to you by erasing your culture, history, and even your very bodies and minds is at all good for you. That and they themselves canonically get their shit wrecked by the very descendants of the people they wronged, so they at least get their comeuppance. The Affini do everything the Qu do but under an ultra thin veneer of believing that making you a mindless drooling thing that's less than an animal is good for you, think they have tacit permission to erase your mind and identity if you resist too much, and have been doing this for God knows how long throughout the entire universe because there is nothing capable of stopping them and there never will be.
>>94750442In Stellaris terms...>AffiniPlantoid Rogue Servitors>QuPeople who think forcibly gene modding the worst traits onto conquered species and spamming the Devolution Beam is fun.
>>94750405>and found one that was a crossover with Human Domestication GuideLink please? I'm also morbidly curious.
All Tomorrows was cool but then zoomers found it. Anyone who brings it up should now be suspected of being a zoomer, unfortunately.
I've officially caught up on HunterxHunter and am now working on the jump.Would it be unfair to offer those guardian spirit beasts considering we don't know what happens to them once the Succession War ends? I assume they keep them if they win and it seems implied, but assuming always makes an ass out of u and ming.
>>94750442>QuThey can make some fucked up critters out of humans. https://youtu.be/IhYmF02SqTg
>>94750455I'd wager that most of this thread is zoomers.
>>94750453https://archiveofourown.org/works/45190954/chapters/113686849Could it be this?
>>94750442>AffiniImagine if some literal retard took the Culture, stripped them of every ounce of morality and actual genuine benevolence that defines them, made it so they're so godlike and powerful that they'd make a lategame Jumper blush, then made them hyper imperialist plants able and completely willing to completely conquer and eradicate every trace of culture, free will and individuality from every civilization they meet to make them into totally domesticated, mindless pets. To them, this is "adorable" and "cute".>QuGenocidal and xenophobic space worms with an immense fucking love of body horror and transmogrification into awful crimes against creation because they all universally view themselves as the sole sapient rulers of the universe and it is their God-given right to do whatever they want to anyone they want. >>94750453Hindered Transit (HDG Jumpchain) on AO3.
>>94750455Zoomers are based, though. Like, huge portions of them lean right.
>>94750462No, I know about the Human Domestication Guide, I'm asking for a link for the crossover.
>>94749841>WITH THIS RING I GIVE THIS COMMAND>DO NOT LISTEN TO MY COMMANDS>Magic mind control ring that forces people to be perfectly loyal to you>orders you to do whatever the fuck you wantIsidoros continues to be based.
>>94750455If it's any consolation, I found After Man before All Tomorrows and I don't think the zoomies and gen alphas are as familiar with it? I liked it better, desu. Even though, let's face it, speculative evolution is a crock of shit at least it stuck closer to the core premise of weird animal evolution instead of suddenly bringing in unstoppable aliens, or conjecturing that humans will eventually evolve into space-dwelling psionic jelly gods. >>94750468Gen Alpha is leaning even further right, desu. Lefty millennials are repeating the mistakes of the hippies in real time.
>>94750467>Hindered Transit (HDG Jumpchain) on AO3.Well, I've read the summary now. Honestly, not a bad premise for a fic, however this is probably going to be a complete fucking gongshow, depending on how much they adhere to the canon guidelines.>made it so they're so godlike and powerful that they'd make a lategame Jumper blushI mean, from the official timeline, their entire endgame is a marginally more benign version of the Galactic Nemesis from Stellaris, and that only happens [a really long time] after the mainline stories.Then again, most people probably don't go to Stellaris early chain.
>>94750457>Read comments>I wrote All Tomorrows and I approve this ranking!I don't know whether to call this cringe or based.
>>94750479>Well, I've read the summary now. Honestly, not a bad premise for a fic, however this is probably going to be a complete fucking gongshowThe story starts with the MC remarking how she took a perk to make her completely immune to xenodrugs (the shit the Affini use to either drug you into a hyper-blissed out nonfunctional nympho zombie or outright wipe your mind completely at the most extreme), psychic influence, mind control and mental tampering of all kinds then she takes on her Affini altform and it IMMEDIATELY begins influencing her mind and inputs outside her control. The fic reads almost entirely like one of those old chain trap jumps where you can't do anything to the main baddies and all your perks either do nothing against them or have been actively sabotaged before you even purchased them so they're less than useless. >I mean, from the official timeline, their entire endgame is a marginally more benign version of the Galactic Nemesis from Stellaris, and that only happens [a really long time] after the mainline stories.Plenty of the stories support the idea that the Affini Compact are an intergalactic homogenizing swarm and that there are Affini in other galaxies or other areas of space doing this on a mass scale. That, and no matter what theyre facing or whats being used against them, the Affini have some kind of counter or means to immediately shut it down and subvert it to their own ends which makes resisting them pointless. It's a lot worse than the simple timeline makes it seem.
>>94750479>Then again, most people probably don't go to Stellaris early chain.Stellaris lasts 300 years. Taking it late-chain is basically mandatory if you don't want it to completely overshadow everything else.
>>94750472>Isidoros continues to be based.It is known.
>>94750331I Iron Heart Surge the dragon.
>>94750489At the very least, it's more based than posting just to complain about some youtuber's arbitrary list. Guy saw someone autism-stack his fevered ravings and got a chuckle out of it, there are worse reactions. He didn't throw a Ken Penders.
Pro-tip, if you're going the lich route, make sure nobody else's soul is already in the wicked cool cursed item you found. Embarrassing...
>>94750502>xenodrugs Yeah, I know what they are, and have to say that Xenodrugs one of the most inane names for a fictional narcotic I've ever seen.>Plenty of the stories support the idea that the Affini Compact are an intergalactic homogenizing swarm and that there are Affini in other galaxies or other areas of space doing this on a mass scale. That, and no matter what theyre facing or whats being used against them, the Affini have some kind of counter or means to immediately shut it down and subvert it to their own ends which makes resisting them pointless. Fair enough but official canon is pretty loose anyway, courtesy of the whole "collective distributed creative writing project" thing it has going on. Not like it particularly matters since >The Affini Always Win is literally the second Canon Guideline.
>>94750524You say pro tip and yet this is something fucking obvious.
>>94750531>The Affini Always WinThe fact that this and "The Affini Are Benevolent" are canon guidelines that you have to adhere to is wild to me. No, the funny space plants who want to erase my mind and individual identity to the point I'm not even able to swear anymore (not even a light swear like 'crap' or 'damn' based on most stories) are absolutely NOT benevolent to anyone except themselves.
>>94750472Fun Fact, a Revelers exaltation is actually a very small part of Isidoros. This is both why I smell like him and why he licked me.He may or may not have just absorbed some information from that part of himself.And as the other guy said, it is known.
>>94749947It depends on the moment of exaltation, I would say, if we take the start of their stories:Rwby: Solar for stopping Torchwick.Weiss: Solar for defeating the arma gigas>Blake: Infernal for failing to stop Adam or Lunar for surviving and escaping>Yang: IDK, we see her already established.
>>94750331The insane thing to me is people really live in a world where some lizard can shit out a bunch of red dragon wymlings, each of which requires a small army or superhuman adventurers to put down, and just accept it's a normal, natural part of life.
>>94750536NTA but well, go fuck them up, you write your chain.
>>94750543I mean, look at it this way: Despite the experience of the elves, the might of the Ilithids and the all-round evolutionary superiority of the dragons, somehow humanity is still the dominant race in most D&D settings. At least in the sense that it is the race building the most cities that are currently expanding.That's got to be some kind of accomplishment, out-breeding everyone else including the sluttiest dragons.
>>94750050>>94750084I think she recover her pride, represented by Millicent, only after you bring the needle to her, after thr fight, until then they are disconnected.
>>94750531>The Affini Always Win>is literally the second Canon Guideline.This makes me feel compelled to subject them to late stage Xianxia Protagonist.
>>94750543World's full of things that can eat those wyrmlings too. DnD is a pretty dangerous setting.
>>94750559All of this is just reminding me of the kneejerk reaction to The Conversion Bureau being the polar opposite of what the author intended for a story where an institution that converts humans into small horsies was portrayed as morally benevolent.Or well, before that the Draka.
>>94750536Honesty, all the guidelines are pretty fucked. Besides "Keep Details Consistent", that's reasonable enough in my opinion.>>94750550>>94750559Yeah, those are roughly my own thoughts as well.
>>94750543I think it's a bit of an exaggeration. Dragons breed very rarely, and usually don't even leave their parents' lairs for decades. Of course, that means when you meet a dragon it's going to be much older and more dangerous than a wyrmling, likely a young adult+, so downsides.But on the third hand, if you're living even remotely near a dragon's territory, you probably know it. Unless it's one of those humanoid-friendly dragons, at which point you don't have much to fear.And if you choose to live near the edges of a multi-hundred-year-old dragon's territory without preparing for the day one of its kids comes out to stake its own claim, you kind of deserve it.
Give me the most cringe or cliche name for a Jumper reincarnated into Naruto that isn't just a canon name.
>>94750570Boruto.
>>94750570Naruko Uchiha.
>>94750570Ryu
>>94750551>might of the Ilithids>humanityTechnically, not sure if it's still lore, but Spelljammer established that Illithids are the descendants of humanity who travelled back in time after reaching the end of their universe. Which kind of adds to the human wank.
>>94750562Thing is, there is pretty much no story where the Affini are actually portrayed as being what they are - monsters and an existential threat to the entire universe, one and all. The Conversion Bureau got fucking torn apart for that shit because every single fan knew full well how awful it's portrayal of ultra imperialist small horses was as an actual unironic belief its insane author held and to this day they take the piss out of it and her by treating the CB as something nightmarish to be fought against and destroyed by everyone, including the small horses themselves. The Affini don't have this. EVERY single author, every single one, has constantly gone off about how great they are and have written their stories using those exact guiding principles where they always win and every attempt to resist is totally fruitless. It is incredibly disheartening to read someone basically have their mind and ego erased to be made a babbling sexpet for their new 'owner' incapable of even leaving to the bathroom on their own then reading dozens of comments cheering this on.
>>94750579Really? All I recall is they had this massive empire and it was overthrown by humanity. But yeah in that case what the fuck, the only thing that can beat far future humans is ancient humans. I guess D&D humans are to Ilithids what Age of the Gods humans are to Servantverse characters.>>94750580Not surprised. Current gen fanfic writers are, frankly, much more submissive and receptive to being told what to think than the TCB era ones. Parasocial relationships are a bitch.
>>94750524See, that's why you should be a D&D/Pathfinder lich then. Their souls don't go into the phylactery until AFTER their bodies get destroyed, and only stay in the thing until they grow a new one
>>94750456First of all making a jump of an unfinished work has always its problems, but nen beasts exist even without the ritual, Tserriednich has one wich is implied to be behind parallel's future's power, so you could simply offer one.
>>94750588>Not surprised. Current gen fanfic writers are, frankly, much more submissive and receptive to being told what to think than the TCB era ones. Parasocial relationships are a bitch.Thing is, if HDG were posted on Fimfiction instead (and the few small horses crossovers weren't being made on AO3 were they don't need to be subjected to sane people scrutinizing the shit out of what the Affini do) they'd probably still be torn to fucking shreds over there. The burning hatred for any unironic Chatoyance-style bullshit still runs deep over there.
>>94750562The original small horse polymorphication was at the very most, just poorly thought out and lazy wish fulfillment, in the vein of "haha, wouldn't that be kinda cool". Then later on people actually thought about it for a while, a rabid misanthrope wrote a bunch of stuff that basically hijacked perception of it and now we have what we have now.As for the Draka, at least Stirling said that he was going to make an alternate timeline where "the bad guys have gratuitous plot armour" from the get go, and it's not even subtle with how it's directly commented on in the book on how the snakes are descendants of 13 Colonies British Loyalists, the Ancien Regime, the Confederates etc.HDG, on the other hand, got its start on a website for mind control kink stories before it basically broke the site with how much traffic it drew in, to the point where the site owners kicked it out for being too popular and flooding the entire site with derivative works.On an unrelated note, I find it really fucking funny that exhibitionism is the one tag that's spoilered, while noncon, brainwashing, humilation, mindbreak and petplay aren't. I'd wager it became truly a fuckfest after then, but that's just my unsupported speculation.>>94750580I have seen handfuls of people point out that they are literally mindbreak kink monsters (both as a pejorative and as "and that's hot"), but they're absolutely a minority voice.
>>94750603I'm more shocked that Fimfiction still exists than anything, everyone except actual children on fanfiction.net, feels like they either moved to Wattpad, AO3 or charge people for their own fapfics on Subscribestar, Patreon or something these days.
>>94750551many such cases, for example in one piece fishmen are 10 times stronger than humans and can fight better under water? the strongest fishman is Jack, the minks can manipulate electricty and are natural fighter with a super mode? The strongest are Nekomamushi and Inuarashi, the Lunarians are borderline immortal even to top tier, can fly and have pyrokinesis? The only remaining is King. All the yonko, admirals and general top tier are humans.
>>94750614>I'd wager it became truly a fuckfest after then, but that's just my unsupported speculation.You would probably be correct. The OG story, read on its own, is far more overt on being horror and not being a good thing than what it later became. It's only after being kicked off that it got hijacked by genuinely insane people who seem to unironically believe the total dehumanization and depersonalization the Affini do (amongst many other godawful things) is something good for all humanity that everyone should embrace.
>>94750442fat white things with huge tongues that eat frogs
>>94750614>The original small horse polymorphication was at the very most, just poorly thought out and lazy wish fulfillment, in the vein of "haha, wouldn't that be kinda cool". Then later on people actually thought about it for a while, a rabid misanthrope wrote a bunch of stuff that basically hijacked perception of it and now we have what we have now.Is that what happened? I always heard that the setting was just an absolutely horrible then, but it was mostly just boring wish fulfillment when I read the OG Story so I didn't read anymore of it.
>>94750563>>94750580>>94750614I think what truly set me off is when I read someone outright state that the Culture would be fine with the Affini and would even willingly let their civilians go off to become florets/pets without issues, with some even all but saying they'd basically be friends. Completely ignoring that the one tenet the Culture holds above all else, more important than even their free thinking hedonistic lifestyle, is to NEVER EVER fuck around with people's minds in any way or forcibly make them do shit they don't want to do. And not only do the Affini do that, but they also make it clear on countless occasions how they don't give a shit about consent and will forcefully conquer every species they meet to domesticate them without hesitation.
>>94750644Man I wish we had a better FF9 jump.
>>94750648The original story, which as a side note is thirteen years old now, basically takes two short paragraphs of "the earth sucks now so people are willingly becoming small horses to escape" at the start to explain the overall situation before it moves on to the rest of the story.And given how short it is (only four parts because the author stopped working on it), it really has a massively disproportionate legacy compared to how much a nothingburger it is.>>94750661Yeah, I'm barely knowledgable about the Culture but this reeks of poor writing/a marysueism that 'oh of course these people would be friends with my really cool OC'.
I don't know this setting, am I this bad if I periodically, in worlds like marvel or black clover, scan every mind and subtly reroute thoughts dangerous, like the upteenth time they are going to start genocides?
>>94750541>anyone in RWBY >Solar
>>94750623Wattpad's fucking terrible to navigate and AO3 is a demonstration why freeform tagging was a mistake.
>>94750689Solars are jobbers.
>>94750570Goku Lucifer.
>>94750689Yes because>Rwby isn't as bas as you portray it>The most important thing, Solar aren't as good as you think they are, are people who once managed something, they still are the one who made the greatest horrors in all exalted.
>>94750580>The Affini don't have this. EVERY single author, every single one, has constantly gone off about how great they are and have written their stories using those exact guiding principles where they always win and every attempt to resist is totally fruitless. It is incredibly disheartening to read someone basically have their mind and ego erased to be made a babbling sexpet for their new 'owner' incapable of even leaving to the bathroom on their own then reading dozens of comments cheering this on.This is what happens when you allow fat fetishists and gender bending fags to prosper.
Being a Solar lest me make a cake with infinite calories, and that's the most important part.
>>94750570My first impulse is always "Stabitha Jones". Using a stupid pun AND a western name in Naruto has to be cringe, right?
>>94750698I think the problem is less the moral component of Solars, and more the fact that the qualifying factor to become one is a moment of unambiguous triumph/success, at which point the only qualifying characters become Salem, Whitley, or a dog.
Would it be Based to make Blake a Solar but the Exaltation turns her into a pure human?
>>94750712What about Weiss for being able to resist you-just-knowing with the dog despite being white woman^2?
>>94750713You forget that Exaltations are very, VERY generous about what the definition of "human" is. To an Exaltation, a faunus is indistinguishable from a human.
>>94750713Not as based as making Weiss a Solar and Blake her Lunar Mate.
I'm going to show up in canon exalted as a Mugen and spread the Breath of Heaven around.
>>94750716Having to sate your lusts by settling for Professor Port and other Beacon professors doesn't count as an unambiguous triumph for anyone but him.
>>94750719>Not as based as making RWBY all Lunars and Oscar their collective Mateftfy
Does it count as NTR if you waifu a Lunar and take them as a companion?
>>94750718To an Exaltation nothing is human, since they were at least partially made by a Creature of Darkness and none of them have bipartite souls.
I'll just use my Sword Logic and kill Grimm until I can kill Salem, then kill the world, then kill the gods, until I alone remain as the Final Shape.
>>94750725Boring. I'm gonna eat Remnant with my Throne World.
>>94750723No, the mate doesn't have to be sexual, and very frequently isn't, it just means someone who're going to be closely attached to each other. Mutually hating enemies can be mates, as can dear friends. This community focuses on the sexual aspect for reasons that get amusing when you think about it.
>>94750722This but Roman.
>>94750728Aaand now my brain is thinking of being a Lunar whose spirit thingy is one of those cats that look like permanent kittens, with my Solar being a loving parent.
>>94750723https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/netorare?z=2Maybe.
>>94750712yes, and they have multiple moments of triumph, as much as I hate it when they beat Taurus, when they beat the wyvern, when they beat the leviathan et cetera.
>>94750580I assume that's just a consequence of the fact the majority of people that would want to write a HDG fic are presumably into the fetishes that go with that, and just want to be horny rather than explore the cosmic horror that's kinda a side-effect of the premise.It's similar to how most people writing Master PC fics, for example, probably just have a mind control fetish and aren't really that interested in exploring the ethics of mind control.
>>94750737I was going to repost that one vtuber singing the NTR song, but she apparently made it member's only content since the last time I posted it
>>94750747>she apparently made it member's only content since the last time I posted itSo you got cucked.
>>94750747>>94750757POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER.https://youtu.be/FJKtPCMb3tM
>>94750698>Rwby isn't as bad as you portray itYes it is.
Would it be the correct form of insult to hand Ozpin an Infernal exaltation and tell him he's thoroughly earned it?
>>94750718You forget that celestial exaltations burn out all mutations in the recipients they do incarnate into. You might be a wyld mutated human before, but you're gonna look baseline once you exalt. You can rack up new mutations after you exalt, but you're gonna do it from a clean human slate.
If slings are so powerful, why did people largely switch to bows?
>>94750767NTA, but faunus aren't mutations. The demihuman races in Exalted still look the same after they Exalt, e.g. the panda midgets.
>>94750783Sharp is good for stabbing
>>94750783Ammunition for slings is heavier.Accuracy at range is worse.You can fit more archers standing next to each other in a line than slingers.Finally, you can't use them on horses really.
>>94750783Slings require an insane amount of dedication to git gud at, far more than a bow, and even then the sling remains less accurate. There was a period of time when it was longer ranged, more consistently accurate, and delivered more felt force than the bow, but they went away with both improvements to bow and armour.
The power ratio between bows and slings is like a mathematical formula that can he represented with a line graph.The bigger the rock the user can sling, the better it gets relative to a bow. Once the rock is "pretty fricking big" it has surpassed all bow variants.
>>94750812Incorrect. There's a wide variety of other variables one must account for, such as accuracy, projectile speed, energy/effort requirements, and firing rate.
>>94750812But consider. Bigger arrow + bigger bow = more hurt.
All paths ultimately converge upon the kinetic kill asteroid.
>>94750825What about stabbing someone in the throat while they sleep?
>>94750827This, too, can be accomplished with kinetic kill vehicles.
>>94748745[Exalted: Despondent Undead]Drawbacks: Holding On, Dying Dreams, Age-Old Grudge, Strange Vistas, Whispers of the End, Penalty For Failure (2300)Scenarios: Revolution of Unlife, ONCEBORN, PLEASE NO MORERolled Hanau and TyokaGhostLuminary of the Underworld (Free)Power of the Dead (Free)Righteous (2000)Absolute Horror (1200)Grave Goods (Free)Sacrificial Animal (Free)Ultimate Heresy (400)Dragging Them Down With YouX8 (0)-SlaveX2, Whispers of the Damned (1800)-Power of the Dead (Free), Luminary of the Underworld (Free), Necromantic School of Thought (1700), Exalted Past (1500), Darkest Nadir (1400), Necromantic School of Thought (1300), Tired Beauty (900), Righteous (600), Ancient MemoriesX2 (300), Getting Started (Free), Soulsteel Materials (Free), Artifacts (0)The fall took longer than all of time. It was a descent in spirit as much as physically smashing through the living world of this Shard. I briefly gleaned it was once again the wretched Age of Sorrow before the screaming of long-dead kin welcomed me into our shared torment.As we drifted apart, the Engine shattered dozens of his own Charms to try to form some manner of imprisoning chrysalis around me.The fall never technically stopped. We simply drifted into solemn orbit around the Maw of Oblivion. I had become the Empty Cinder Throne, the land and the king cleft apart, a monumental reduction of myself from myself."This is extraordinary!" exclaimed the Engine of Extinction, itself reduced to a singular dull bloodied eye amidst rings of corroded iron. "Those Incarnae within your soul structure seem to have not just preserved your agency, but catalysed some manner of spiritual evolution!""You're welcome" said Ignis as I shuddered in hate."Do you understand the possibilities this has unlocked? Do you know what we could accomplish now this has come to pass?"I did."When I get mobile, I am going to kill you" I told the Engine of Extinction. 1/6
>>94750833"W-well, don't you see there's more-""I am going to crack open your crumbling hull, and suck out the rotting marrow in your souls""That's a bit uncalled for-'"I am going to scoop every Hekatonkhiere detached from your soul hierarchy, grind them up into fractal Neverdreamt catheters, and stab them into your chakras so you share their ignominy and death. I am going to carve new orifices in you, gather up all the pyreflame in the Underworld, and give you the worst enema in the history of enemas. I am going to reforge this prison you've wrapped me in, into a ball and chain cast into the Grandmother's gullet so she can tell you what a bad, bad boy you've been""G-grandmother? Please slow down with the death threats, I didn't quite catch that-""I am going to break every machine in Creation. I am going to gather up all technology more advanced than the hearth, and devour it all""Now you're just being unreasonable-""Like you intended to do to your own siblings.We drifted in silence as I raged so hard even the other Neverborn in their torment started squinting at us, letting out the agonised mad titan howl equivalent of: What the devil is going on up there?"I'm not proud of that" said the Engine of Extinction finally."We are three Shards too late for apologies to be anything more than an insult" "I would like to live in a world where we can repair all that both sides of the war have broken. Some metaphysical alterations to Creation based on your-""I would like to live in a world where your worthless existence was never present. Unfortunately, it is, and now I have to figure out what to do about it""...well, can you at least decide what to do about your Deathlords first?" asked Autochthon.I glanced balefully where he was squinting.My metaphysical blood pressure shot through the roof as I noticed eight dead Solars waving at me.2/6
>>94750825Asteroids make shit projectiles. They're more like loosely-amalgamated balls of dust with the texture of crumbling sponge, you put enough force on it likely to send it anywhere faster than geological timescales and you'll just blow bits off it. By the time you've got enough gravity to solve it, you've got an exomoon. Which makes for a vastly superior projectile.
>>94750837Kinetic Kill Planet, then.
I'm making an affiliation section, which kinda serves like a background section but without associated perks. Basically lets you be part of a preexisting group and have prior relations in the setting. Options I'm considering includePhantom TroupeNostrade MobThe ZodiacsKakin Royal FamilyChimera Ant nest (may require being a chimera ant)Anybody got any other ideas?
>>94750825And then Nicoll-Dyson Beams.And then Quasi-Stellar Obliterators.I want a Gigastructure option in a Stellaris jump goddamnit.
>>94750846Hunters Association.
>>94750836STAY THERE, I roared at the Engine of Extinction."Stay...adrift in orbit? I'm not going any-OOF" said the Engine of Extinction. Whatever had been done to me, my Charms were un-calcified, and non-necrotic. So could I crudely arrested his rotation within a golden cage of Old Realm sigils that spelt out CRIPPLE over and over again. could not go down to greet the Solars due to, again, being imprisoned in a tomb. So I bade the substance of the Labyrinth drag them up to me instead.EXPLAIN YOURSELVES, I demanded. Most of them shrunk back.One of them held her ground. Hair like freshly spilt blood. Eyes like burning emeralds. Of COURSE even here, SHE had to pick a fight far out of her league."Great titan" she said, kneeling. "Your fall saved us from being hapless wraiths. We are eternally grateful for this second chance"SO. EVEN YOU COME TO BARGAIN, IN THE END."...bargain? Our memories are...tainted, but we were once tainted princes of the earth, and now all we want is to right the wrongs of this Underworld. That is why no Neverborn would be our master. Is that not why we were chosen from the dead? To redeem our cruel reigns"...YOU COULD SOONER EMPTY THE LETHE WITH A BUCKET.AND YOU ARE WRONGYOU REMAIN ENSLAVED."To who?"ME!!! I screamed, raining down meteors of molten orichalcum. BEHOLD THE CHAINS THAT BIND YOU TO ME, ETCHED UPON YOUR VERY SOULS!!!!!The ex-Solars collectively looked at their attire. Conceptually it was somewhat similar to the Lion's entombing plate, styled off the Infinite Resplendence Amulets of the First Age. And with a chain theme. And geared for offence over defence.One of the ex-Solars flexed her chains experimentally, conjuring two Solar Sabers on chains. "Hey look everyone, free modular artifact weapons!" she said brightly."Capital. I remember enjoying smashfits" said the nameless auburn horror, happily.STOP ENJOYING YOUR CHAINS OF OPPRESSION!"No, I'm going to whip the Mask with these instead"3/6
>>94750851I was gonna add that but that seemed more general since the "Veteran Hunter" origin makes you part of it by default.
>>94750849From a physics standpoint there's legitimately nothing preventing you from building one if you can build a Dyson shell. You've already solved, uh, all the major physics issues if you can build one of those.
>>94750849>laughs in planetary forcefield
>>94749623Nice choice. Also nice pic.
>>94750852After futilely trying to argue my own "Deathlords" out of serving me for several hours, the other Neverborn groggily woke up to ask what was even going on. I promptly turned around and explained that I had a plan to free them from their agonising entombment with rejuvenating Wyld Essence-sharing with them the plan I'd drafted in my unfortunate life as a Solar which I had disguised as mere megalomania. They started wailing and raging and genuinely demanding the death of Creation. I started patiently listing the way all their servants had betrayed them, derogated their duties, and generally gone awry.Still vaguely aggravated my "Deathlords" felt genuinely grateful to me instead of having the rightful cowed depravity of a wicked slave. A lesser titan would have given up the argument. I instead started raving about how Grand Maw would be ashamed of this pointless yammering and just wanted the best for everyone, confusing the "Deathlords", the gathering Nephracks, and even the Neverborn themselves. All the while my glowing tomb world soothed their agonised husks until they eventually stopped trying to argue against my own plan.Step 1 was unilaterally summoning every single unruly Deathlord and binding them into harmless bags. They had gathered in secret to discuss the addition of a new Neverborn, but none had anticipated the soul-liberating light I cast throughout the Underworld nor my /sunlight-tainted state/ allowing me to act so freely. Freshly summoned, the Lion expected to be sent on a fresh campaign-only to be unceremoniously stuffed in a bag. The Mask of Winters showed up in the middle of sacking a library. Bag.The Lover, Heron, Bishop and Dowager very quickly assented to what we wanted next: A Creation-Underworld spanning sluice system.Unfortunately, my plans to kill the Engine of Extinction were massively set back when the "Deathlords" recruited him as a consultant.4/6
>>94750859I know., I'm just bitching into the aether. Come to think of it, wasn't Nameless working on a Stellaris update? I seem to remember him mentioning one when the the last addon dropped.
>>94750870>wasn'tI still am, just trying get back into the swing of things now that I've finally graduated.
>>94750875No worries. RL takes precedence. Also congrats.
>>94750846Zoldyck family? Or is that under something else?
>>94750846Freelancer/Unknown, to represent Killua/Gon/Leorio and Kurapika.....though you could just say that they don't have an affiliation and not make any perks.
>>94750875>now that I've finally graduatedGratz
>>94750867Step 2 was the consolidation of every underworld authority, the binding of every stray Hekatonkhiere and the mobilisation of all ancestor cults to bring that system into being. It demanded the construction of pressure-rites, dragon line-ducts and destiny-valves carved amidst the physical infrastructure. We cut a deal with a Lunar elder of little repute for a steady supply of moonsilver-much less caustic to the Wyld than Soulsteel-and a vow that her territory alone would be spared by what was to come, and set it to open at the Elemental Pole of Fire.Each territory had it's own unique challenges. Deheleshen tried to cut off contact, stuck in it's mercenary ways, until one of my "Deathlords" made a pretty speech about the Underworld-to-come being free of all hierarchies. The Kunlun City-States were very confused for a while by the Bishop suddenly turning around and mumbling that everyone's blissful Oblivion had been delayed. At some point I realised my "Deathlords" had diverted resources into a secondary goal: Making the Underworld an actually nice place to live, and either liberating ghosts or turning them into more Righteous Dead.Outraged, I delayed my plans to turn around and show them how to do it properly."We work well together. We'll make an Underworld so great, it'll be better than life itself!" said the not-Deathlord now known as The Uncrowned Heart of the Mountain, as we overlooked the restoration of unwilling Abyssals to Solars.WE WERE ENEMIES IN LIFE. I SUBDUED YOU, AND BENT YOU TO MY PURPOSE.Uncrowned Heart hugged the restored Shoat of the Mire. "I find that hard to believe. I trust you"YOU ARE NOT YOURSELF, AND YOU ARE MAKING THIS MORE COMPLICATED THAN IT HAS TO BE."I'm sorry you're upset, my lord"NO DON'T APOLOGISE WHY AREN'T YOU TRYING TO FIGHT ME THE REAL MERELA WOULD NEVER OOPS YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOUR LIVING NAME, NOT SURE WHY, SEEMS TO UPSET MY COMRADES"...I appreciate you"NOW YOU ARE JUST BEING NASTY5/6
>>94750875>>94750877Nice blog.
>>94750886And so, with a great creaking thud like a world-sized stone coffin flung wide the Neverborn stretched themselves free of oblivion. "This has been an awful experience. Let us just leave" said the Mountain and the Beast upon It. COMING. ONE MOMENT. I'M TAKING US ALL HOME, YOU'LL LIKE IT THERE."Brother, heal thyself!" demanded The Litany of Ever-Roaming Whispers.I CAN'T!"But you're the most alive of us!" exclaimed Shadow Over Sun.THAT IS THE PROBLEM! THIS ACCURSED DAYSTAR-GIVEN STAIN HAS MADE ME /TOO ALIVE/ TO UN-NEVERBORN MYSELF! DO NOT CONCERN YOURSELVES, I HAVE A SOLUTION. MY...MY RIGHTEOUS DEAD, COMMENCE THE ONCEBORN PROJECTWhat appeared to be a gleaming city of marble minarets, chalk streets and pale granite strongholds girding a great neutronium citadel carved in the shape of a still-smouldering throne emerged. Simultaneously trundling on treads, propelled by Essence spacecraft engines and supported by massive prayer wheels. No force, however, was providing more of the propulsion than the eight Righteous Dead chained like huskies and running out ahead of me to haul my mass straight out of the Underworld.NOBODY LAUGH, I ordered, I HAVE A COSMIC FORKLIFT"I'll laugh when my ghost-arms stop killing me, lord" wheezed Uncrowned HeartYOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT, DEARIE said Grand Maw.YOU WERE THE ONE WHO FED ME ALL THAT SOUL FOOD! THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN I VISIT!"Who are you talking to?!"THE MAW OF OBLIVION!"Stop that!"...THAT'S ENOUGH FRESH AIR. TURN THIS TITAN-SLEDGE AROUND.And the Engine of Extinction, abandoned and scorned in what was left of the Underworld, looked up to see me crashing upon him in a golden holocaust as promised, freeing him from both the confines of the Underworld and being the Engine of Exctinction to reform as a battered but voidcancer-less machine-titan.THERE. /NOW/ YOU HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH. I HOPE YOU HAVE LEARNED YOUR LESSON. SUFFERING YOU SOW IS SUFFERING YOU REAP."So we can go home?"YES6/6
>>94750880Oh yeah, I was gonna add that.>>94750881Freelancer would be more where you end up it you don't take an affiliation, yeah.
>>94750898>Conky forcefully fused with you to make you virtuous>Deathlord forced you to be their master and give them power ups>Now Autochthon is part of your chainThe Cosmic Energy must have really decided you needed friends retroactively.
>>94750165Bottom left is Santa from Chainsawman
Warriors and heroes that i could use as generals in my armies?
>>94750969Yuijiro Hanma.
>>94750977That's the army's punching bag and bitchboy, not a general.
>>94750981HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>94750969Not the twink's onahole you just posted, that's for sure.
>>94750969Lord Solar Macharius
>check out the new exalted undead jump>without exaggeration, half of the jump is location descriptionsYou know, I do appreciate fluff, but I feel like this went a bit overboard.
Would the Angelic Jade Perfection technique from Id The Greatest Fusion Fantasy, which enhances your Yin/Feminine energy, compensate for the overabundance of Yang/Masculine energy that A Will Eternal's Undying Live Forever Codex causes? I know that I can personally just ignore that drawback, but I'm planning on using A Will Eternal's Progenitor of Cultivation perk to spread a weaker version of the Live Forever Codex around and my students can't just ignore that drawback
>>94751036Maybe. Aren't they kind of on different scales, power-wise?
>>94751053Probably, yeah. But I'm scaling the power of the cultivation systems down pretty hard anyways so that doesn't matter.
>>94751027>hates reading>in a hobby based on reading My condolences.
Question: why did nobody, at any point after the Soul Society arc, ever even suggest having Orihime attempt to restore Uryuu's powers? I could believe Orihime wouldn't think about it-she's a proven airhead after all. But SOMEONE should have considered that maybe the healer could heal?
>>94751065I am illiterate and proud.
>>94751070It's Uryuu. Dude's an asshole at best
>>94751072You know what? Fair enough. I could genuinely believe that Uryuu just never told anyone and refused healing.
>>94751070Do the Quincy have healing techniques? Maybe they knew the condition is usually not possible to heal, so they just didn't bother. Same with the Shinigami, who we know have healing kido, and which Rukia would be familiar with. Especially since they didn't know just how bullshit and different from the standard equivalents Orihime's powers were at the time.
>>94751080Actually, didn't he literally lose his powers the first time they went to Soul Society only to somehow recover them just in time for the visit to ghost mexico? Maybe they just assumed he'd get his powers back again
>>94751084>Do the Quincy have healing techniques?Not that we were aware of at the time.>>94751086That's the incident I was referring to.
>>94750969Sigurd, Hector, and Ike.
>>94751087>That's the incident I was referring to.Ahhh. They didn't figure out how bullshit Orihime's healing powers were until the Hueco Mundo arc. Orihime only used them to fix physical wounds before then
>>94750987Macharius is kind of an interesting guy because his idea of strategy was particularly brutal even by 40k standards.>show up>raze planet to the ground>declare world conquered
>>94751109>Lord Solar Mecharius is the meme exterminatus guy from the TTS series
>>94751109Hey, if you do it enough times...
Remember that no matter how much your waifus love you they'll always love Naruto's 28 inch penis more.
>>94751124Basically. He'd blow everything to hell from orbit and if something survived the bombardment he'd tell his army to come in and kill everything down there. Only if he really liked the planet he'd tell them to back off on killing absolutely everyone. Bear in mind this included against humans the IoM would rather bring (back) to the Imperium rather than annihilate.
>>94751149Unfortunately Naruto's penis is not durable enough to resist being cut by my heavenly defying pp thresher I got from Xianxia land.
Should I trust Yoruichi when she tells me that she doesn't have a "catnip problem"? She assures me that she's not addicted and she can quit whenever she wants.
>>94751149I don't remember Naruko being enhance/d/ so that's not possible
>>94751149Not if I love love Naruto's 28 inch penis more!Wait
>>94751149Really? I read Naruto cuck doujins where he has a micropenis and the futabull has a diaphragm puncher.
>>94751178You read Naruto cuck doujins?
>>94751173I don't know why people have been posting so much Yoruichi lately, but it's quite based and I approve.
>>94750293Anon the villages were founded like 70-80 years before canon, I severely doubt Kakuzu ist the only guy in his early 90s
>>94751149It's funny, was just playing a porn game where all the men in Naruto's world disappear except one, who had a huge cock apparently.
>Creed hides superheavy tanks behind lamps>Chenkov makes engineering projects out of executed conscripts>Ciaphas Cain is Ciaphas Cain>Straken is the drive me closer meme>Yarrick is basically an honourary OrkDoes the Imperial Guard have any normal commanders?
>>94750846surviving Kurta?
>>94751196They're the ones that don't get Lexicanium pages.
>>94751187New episode starring Yoruichi came out
>>94751196>Does [40k] have any normal [people]?>Only the insane have strength enough to prosper; only those that prosper truly judge what is sane.No.
>>94751196Sure. Lots of them. Castine and Brocklore work with Cain and are normal Imperial Guard Commanders. Suller works her way up the ranks until she becomes the first, and likely only, Lady General of the Imperial Guard in the early part of M42. By all accounts she's fairly traditional, if a bit prone to recklessness that usually pays off. But they're not the ones it is fun to write stories about.
>>94751199I was wondering how to handle that, like the Kurta eyes don't seem to actually buff Kurapika on their own and are only special because Kurapika created emperor time. I guess it could be an affiliation requiring you to be human. This would automatically be the best affiliation since it gives you a connection to best boygirl Kurapika.
>>94749960>do they even talk about him in BorutoYes. But the Uchiha continue to be an inexorable black hole for the entire plot to teeter on the brink of despite numbering no more than 2 known living members - again...
>>94751221>best boygirl KurapikaSo you actually are gay. Still maintain it was an imposter?
>>94751070the realquestion is why she didn't give back Ichigo his powers, to allow him to spam the final getsuga.
>>94751223I'm not gay. I just wanna date the version of Kurapika in my head that has boobs and a vagina.
>>94751232>boobs and a vaginaNigga you gay.
>>94751212>checks>None of them have Lexicanum pagesI was right!
>>94751223>>94751221
>>94751221could you take multiple affiliation to be son of a Kurta who married a Zoldyck, for max connection.
>>94751234I will ruin your theory: Gaunt is a very normal commander and has a Lexicanum page.
>>94751239Maybe. Probably 2 max because being a Kakin Royal chimera ant kurta clan member who was adopted by the Zoldycks and then joined the Phantom Troupe is kinda excessive.
>>94751248you are oppressing me, but ok.
>>94751235On the topic of gay, I've found out HxH is big with the autistic lesbian community for some reason.
>>94751256I have a weirdly large number of lesbian friends and I can assure you they consume and make an insane amount of yaoi.
>>94751257I wish I had lesbian friends.I wish I had friends.
>>94751261I can be your friend.
>>94750926Technically I've always been Virtuous (translator's note: Virtue =/= objective morality) since the original Solars and Infernals jumps dropped. Just to an extreme meme utilitarian standard as defined by both Epic Zeal AND Cosmic Transcendence of (Virtue), and yes I took both Charms, and no I don't even care if there was no mechanic benefit, it's just something I would do after thinking about the absolute state of Creation for too long. And technically Auto has always been part of the chain since the original version of the Exalted Spirits jump dropped. Being king of the Primordials means being king of ALL the Primordials. It's just that, much like Erda ends up in the Erda Cave as a canon event, Auto and the Ex-Engine end up like Tobey from the Office: Permitted to exist without excessive bullying as long as they don't go out of their way to ruin everything for everyone, and just kind of quietly holding in his smug when we go to settings like Transformers and Supreme Commander where it turns out that machines were more meta than, say, just wildly eating things. Or language.But yes, this is absolutely all Digger's fault for not PROPERLY labelling cosmic energy for people who had never watched Kamen Rider in their life before using the jump. And quite possibly also my own for becoming a second Zi-O and the nonsense time powers doing whatever it takes to make me king.>>94751256You know, I never saw it coming, but somehow when you point it like that I kind of get it.>>94749499Whatever Viktor and Singularity's trippy biomechanical/semi-digital aesthetic is called.>>94749185Been busting Yog-Sothoth's balls. Turns out at least some of them have smaller Outer Gods living inside.
>>94751263Fuck you.
>>94751272Do it coward.
>>94751272This is why you don't have friends
>>94751221>like the Kurta eyes don't seem to actually buff Kurapika on their ownnta, but wasn't there a whole bit early on when activating his eyes was the difference to having his standard affinity placement and 100% in all categories which could've let him cheat if he bothered to learn even basic Enhancer techniques?
>>94751292That was an ability he made called Emperor Time. It makes him a specialist with 100% affinity for all nen types while his Kurta eyes are active but it costs an hour of his life every second it's active.
>>94749134My bad, added a note to specify that.>>94749139Why are you like this.>>94750833Nice build. Also you have Necromantic School of Thought twice in the Companion builds, not sure if that's intentional.>>94750898Aww, I wasn't expecting an Autobot redemption there. Very nice story.
>>94751266Stop resisting, you will be a shonen protagonist and be a friendship tyrant.
>>94751266>And quite possibly also my own for becoming a second Zi-O and the nonsense time powers doing whatever it takes to make me kingReminder that Ohma Zi-Oh is explicitly called the "Greatest, KINDEST, Maximum Strongest King"
>>94751309I want to eat the tiny Arc.
>>94751311That's because he's not actually responsible for all the destruction in the future, it's the fault of the Time Jackers.He also didn't actually blow up the rebel army like the first episode makes it seem like, he just sent them to the time out pocket dimension.Mid series retcons sure are fun huh
>>94751315Tastes like litter
>>94751321>spoilerI mean, it makes sense. Time IS what HE makes of it, after all. If he truly wishes to be the Kindest, then he always was and will be. If he wants to be the Evilest, he always was and will be. Such is the power of Ohma Zi-Oh.
>>94751311>"Greatest, KINDEST, Maximum Strongest King"What would it take to make one's Kindest MAXIMUMER?
>>94751331Instead of just spreading his Kindness across all of time, do it across parallel worlds as well. Fuse the powers of Zi-Oh and Decade together to create a Kamen Rider who rules over all time, all worlds, ALL.
>>94751311Well yeah, it's easy to be the kindest maximum strongest greatest king when there's no competition left ali->>94751321-wha??You know what it's fine, like >>94751328 said if I was some sort of megalomaniacal time king I'd also fuck with people by making them think they stepped in a landmine while sending them to the Time Realm just to show I can>>94751309Don't get me started on this fuckin cat hijacking Christmas>>94751303...that is very much a typo, one of those should be--hmm.Hang on.[Exalted: Despondent Undead]Drawbacks: Holding On, Dying Dreams, Age-Old Grudge, Strange Vistas, Whispers of the End, Penalty For Failure (2300)Scenarios: Revolution of Unlife, ONCEBORN, PLEASE NO MORERolled Hanau and TyokaGhostLuminary of the Underworld (Free)Power of the Dead (Free)Righteous (2000)Absolute Horror (1200)Grave Goods (Free)Sacrificial Animal (Free)Ultimate Heresy (400)Dragging Them Down With YouX8 (0)-SlaveX2, Whispers of the Damned (1800)-Power of the Dead (Free), Luminary of the Underworld (Free), Necromantic School of Thought (1700), Darkest Nadir (1600), Exalted Past (1400) Tired Beauty (1200), Righteous (900), Ancient MemoriesX2 (600), Getting Started (Free), Soulsteel Materials (Free), Necropolis (500), Calendar of Setesh (300), Artifacts (0)There we go. Part of my brain kept thinking necromancy cost more than it does, I suppose.
>>94751371You should be jolly NOW.
>>94751371>like >>94751328(You) saidWell my point was more along the lines of "if the Time King wants to be kind, he can just rewrite the timeline to be the kindest king ever regardless of what his past actions actually were because time is what the Time King says it is", but yeah.
>>94751371>-wha??Unironically, the take the producers of the show seem to want you to have by the end of it is "Ohma Zi-O's biggest sin is that he became Demon King, made a coolass monument of all 20 Heisei Riders and then sat on his ass forever."Also he's not even the real Sougo, but no one really talks about the Over Quartzer movie, mainly because the real SOUGO/Kamen Rider Barlckxs had a really dumb motivation.
>>94751399But...but he wiped out half of humanity...
>>94751423It wasn't him, it was the Time Jackers and their giant robots.
>>94751423>>94751429And actually he SAVED half of humanity by sending anyone who was about to be killed to the time dimension where they'd be safe and free from harm until the whole crisis was over.
>>94751429>>94751434This is somehow more ridiculous than RUBBER BULLETS in Yakuza to ensure out of every playable character in the series, Majima is the only one with actual blood on his hands.Maybe.And no, zombies don't count.
>>94751474Such is the power of OHMA ZI-OH, The Greatest, Kindest, Maximum Strongest King.I'm taking the piss a bit here, but seriously-fucker rules over the timeline. Time is literally what he wants it to be. This shouldn't be surprising.
>Thinking a Kamen Rider could EVER be evilI can imagine no greater proof of being a secondary.
>>94751474Hey, Kamen Rider Zi-O, as a weekly TV show and specifically, a weekly TV show that was a long running Tokusatsu fandom's anniversary season, they sort of had to write by the seat of their plans because getting alumni actors to return is always a crapshoot (unless it's 2011 but it wasn't 2011 in 2019, so that's a moot point). Plus, there are decent retcons in Zi-O, like how for some reason returning Riders in the latter half of the show don't just spend their focus episodes entirely powerless and talking to the MC like they did in the first half. Plus, there's stuff like how Woz was meant to be more villainous but people ended up liking him etc.Meanwhile Yakuza 4 was written and plotted out mostly at once. Sure, there's tie ins and call backs to Jingu, Hamazaki returns etc. but the rubber bullets were conceived of, drafted and put into the game and everyone nodded along to it.Also Ichibum maybe kills in RGG online. Also, also, the playable characters in the historical period piece games definitely kill.
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>>94751513Bro, there's been plenty of evil Riders before. Hell, the events of Ryuki prove that pretty fucking definitively.
>>94751513Kamen Riders are EVIL because they stop me from committing EVIL acts
>>94749799So Indiana Jones is a time dragon?
>>94749915>Mad SoulsWhat jump is this referring to? I tried searching it up and got some band called mad souls
>>94751513Ouja, G4, Arc, Chronus, Orga, Psyga and many more are evil riders fucking secondary.
>>94751565>Implaying frauds who steal their Henshin are real Riders
>>94751651>OujaWas given his by Shiro like the other riders who were chosen>G4The literal fucking AI in the G4 suit>ArcLiterally his true form>ChronusMade the Gashat>Orga and PsygaEmployee's of smart brain given their drivers for their jobAgain you're a fucking secondary
>>94751665>Was given his by Shiro like the other riders who were chosenActually, given that Shinji wasn't even meant to be Ryuki in the first place, wouldn't that make him the fraud?
>>94751665>Literally his true formAs someone with no knowledge about Kamen Rider, is...is that agreement that guy is evil?
>>94751685Arc is from Kiva where the gimmick is everyone is a halloween costume monster, except for the militant priests, who get power armour. At least that's what I remember from the jumpdoc.
>>94751297The kurta eyes make you a Specialist while retaining your normal nen affinities though for someone who is already a Specialist maybe when the eyes are active the grant you a second affinity
>>94751070Because she couldn't? Why do you think she could restore Uryuu or Ichigo power when she never did anything like that and needed Tsukishima to just restore Ichigo's bankai?
>>94751743Headcanon brainrot.
>>94751743At no point did she ever even try to. The only time she ever tried to actively heal anyone's powers was when Yhwach broke Ichigo's Bankai, and YHWACH HIMSELF explained that her incapability in healing it was a facet of how the Almighty makes his actions absolute and irreversible. Which is why they needed Tsukishima to come in and change Ichigo's history so it even became possible to heal.
Jumper ENTERS the setting.Jumper owns a perk like the capstone boosted Realism Lifehack that ensures narrative convention can't defang his powers.Jumper heals Uryuu and Ichigo's powers.Jumper never stops to consider if some jobber with huge tits can or cannot heal them.Jumper refuses to explain.Jumper leaves.
>>94751791Cool cool, you have fun with that.
>>94751248>being a Kakin Royal chimera ant kurta clan member who was adopted by the Zoldycks and then joined the Phantom TroupeLeast mary sue OC
Good morning thread could someone please explain it to me like Im 5 as to whether asgardian tech in the mcu is magic or technology or what? I cant tell. I havent watched any of the newer stuff, didnt see endgame, did see thor where him and hulk were on trash planet but thats about it. I saw the original movies but kicked out around the time carol showed up.
>>94751816>magic or technologyboth
>>94751816It's magitech. Most of it was displayed as just really advanced tech with some actual magic sprinkled on top but the longer the MCU went on the closer it got to just straight up magic with some actual technology sprinkled on top.
>>94751791>Jumper owns a perk like the capstone boosted Realism Lifehack that ensures narrative convention can't defang his powers.Why worry about that in the first place? Has anyone ever written a speedster jumper that got dumpstered by Slade?
>>94750767Weren't there rules that you CAN start with inhuman features, the exaltation just removes their capabilities?Claws don't cut, monkey tails can't grab, etc.
>>94751743Nta but because her power is rejection of phenomena and because specifically that time she needed Tsukishima only because Ywhach made impossible to restore it.
>>94751816Good morning, anon. In the first two Thor movies, Thor explained magic and tech as being essentially one paradigm to Asgardians. As an example, in the second movie an Asgardian tries to condescendingly describe a piece of tech to Jane Foster as mystical to which she replies with "Oh, it does QUANTUM". The third Thor movie then proceeded to retcon Asgardians from sufficiently advanced aliens (previously Odin flat out denied Asgardians were gods, and Asgardians were even stated to have finite lifespans) to actual no-bullshit deities. As I ranted about earlier, it is also shown that phenomena previously shown to be generated by high tech Asgardian constructs such as the Bifrost can also just kind of be conjured by Asgardians stacking a bunch of shit on the ground, or asking the Allfathers nicely. Asgardian sorcery also gets increasingly emphasised, with Loki going from someone with illusions who could maybe blow up a room if he was very angry to someone who has turned into an actual snake offscreen (assuming Thor didn't fall for yet another illusion) and can potentially leverage his magic alongside a temporal disruption to become the binding force of all time and space. Even before that, you had Asgardians like the Enchantress just wandering around enchanting people without gizmos.TLDR it's magitech, specifically it's magic further enhanced by tech. But like, they can also just kind of make a Norse longboat that functions as an interstellar spacecraft. Presumably during their long lives they just studied the magic and figured out how to layer tech on it to make it more efficient.
>>94751827>>94751855>>94751897Ok then that works. Thanks all!
>>94751870Everyone, even you, you don't know it yet. It's your own fault for going to DC.
>>94751685This anon >>94751697 is partially wrong The Kivats generate a bio armor for their riders. The exception to this is the movie riders Arc and Rey who assume their monster forms. You could also count Kiva in the Manga continuity where his rider form is his Fangirie form and is independent of any Kivats which IIRC aren't a thing in the manga.
>>94751897The loki thing actually makes sense as he tries to explain its not illusions, hes making a fully realized construct when he does his magic. Its kind of closer to conjuration. Hes just doing it in a way that is for all purposes real until destroyed, so him grabbing the timelines and holding them together, making them alive while he holds them made them that way. With his power he made them be real while he holds them which is why he cannot let them go. It also would explain why the tree grows larger since his power is holding the surviving strands together all timelines from that point are built on his power. Or maybe Im wrong. I loved that ending though.
>>94751816Technology that seems like magic in Thor 1 and 2 and Agents of Shield, Magic in Thor 3 and 4.
>>94751934Neat>>94751938Guess thats going to be a project then to make tech for it. I really want my tech to be heavily modular so that you can buy new parts uf something screws up.
>>94751934>Or maybe Im wrong.Well, fair enough if that's the explanation he gave somewhere in the series that I overlooked but I mean...he was very much using just illusion-illusions in the movies. As in, the kind that can't hurt a frost giant so he just uses them to trick them into going off a bridge, or how they all get popped like soap bubbles while the real Loki just stumbles a little, or how Thor literally chucks stuff through one in the third. Well, that and knives. Odin jokes about Thor being the God of Hammers but I swear whoever was making the MCU thinks of Loki as the god of knives for how often the supposed trickster and sorcerer resorts to just shanking someone with his conjured knives. Stay in your lane, Loki. Hela has that fully covered.Honestly more power to him if they made it so he can do more. I'm not against the idea that Dr. Strange, who should be the Sorcerer Supreme even the MCU seems to love joking about Wong getting the title presumably in a desperate attempt to get away from Wong being a designated chinky sidekick in the original comics, can defeat Loki magically. I am however perpetually annoyed by how easily he bitchslapped Loki in 3 and how after being portalled Loki has seemingly no recourse other than, ugh, fucking knives.
>>94751870My jumper has unironically got killed by a man with a gun before.
>>94751997shamefur dispray
>>94751725Nta but Kurapika becomes a specialist when he has red eyes, we know that conjurer are among the most likely to become specialists, it's never stated everyone from that clan becomes specialists, only that they go berserk and become superstrong.
>>94752002Got shot and botched his concentration during a ritual to radically reshape the face of the world and the accumulated mana he was pulling together to reshape reality burst outwards and just deleted him on the spot. Along with a lot of other things.
>>94751725>>94752003Wait I thought all the bullshit was unrelated to the eyes and that the eyes were just pretty mood rings by themselves.
>>94752009SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>94749841>>94750472>>94750510>>94750538WHY DO WE NOT HAVE A REVELERS OPTION ANYWHERE
>>94751997>>94752009Well, well, well, would you look what we have here. Jumpers finally admitting I'm right?
>>94752014the specialist trasformation is activated when the eyes go crimson, but it's never stated to be the cause, but the Kurta legitimately go berserk and become stronger when they're angry, to the point that Uvogin admitted they were really strong.
>In the movie continuity, Knuckles already beat Iblis in his own series>It was only confirmed the lava monster he fought was Iblis in the third movie's novelisation>Apparently in the movie continuity, Iblis uses Facebook MarketplaceHuh.
>>94752080?????
>>94752080So what does Mephiles do? Make Etsy commissions?
>>94752102Good question. Who knows, maybe? It's not even clear if Mephiles exists. I mean they've already established that Shadow can power the Eclipse Cannon with a fraction of his own energy instead of needing the Chaos Emeralds, as well as teleport under his own power and go head to head with Super Sonic with nothing but his own strength for a while, AND he masters Chaos Emerald energy way, way faster than Sonic. Perhaps even more absurdly, Amy Rose is a trained fighter long before meeting Team Sonic
>>94752080>novelisationSo it's not canon.
>>94751303>righteous dead + neverbornwhat happens
>>94750439>That doesn't explain how in the fuck I have a Reveler exaltation and she has a Defiler one though.That would confuse everyone, yeah.>...I could just drop the SWLIHN stuff from my build, but I do actually want both halves of that for later.I mean if you have the chance to take SWLIHN stuff you should. I’ve spent a decent amount of time trying to figure out how to convince her to open up her charms in First Age as a Solar.
>>94752121Glad to see Hollywood is still consistent about missing the entire point of any story they try to adapt.The entire point of Shadow's character is that he's an artificial replica of Sonic, the two effectively indistinguishable on the surface but Sonic objectively better when you get down to it. Sonic was canonically better with Chaos energy, didn't even need a real Emerald to Chaos Control, and doesn't need jet shoes to run as fast as he does unlike Shadow. Further-Shadow is a bit of an unstable mess held together by suppressor rings and Black Arms goo, while Sonic is just naturally as cool as he is. Shadow himself admits that Sonic may actually be the ultimate lifeform. That's the whole fucking point. Shadow looks cool and has a lot of raw power, but in the end he is /objectively inferior/ to Sonic.
I think driveanon removed the original Beast Wars Jump from the drive by mistake. Does anyone else have a copy on-hand?
>>94752140Nobody cares Sonic fanboy.This is Shadows series now.
>>94752014>eyes were just pretty mood rings by themselvesworth noting that even if you dont have nen, them activating does actually make you a lot stronger.
>>94752155I think Driveanon is going senile, and thinks the new jumps are updates.
>>94751878Yes. The comment I remember about this comes from Scroll of Heroes about God-Blooded who Exalt, but the pattern would probably hold true for others.>God-Bloods who Exalt are often a bit odd. If they had strangely colored eyes, hair or other minor physical mutations, these oddities remain. Greater mutations typically vanish, though some small artifacts of these changes might remain. For example, a Half-Caste Lunar who possessed wings might manifest feathers on her arms as a Tell. A Half-Caste Solar with Perfect Healing Factor might discover that even the worst wounds do not scar after he Exalts. Mental mutations degrade into strange but rarely debilitating quirks. Storytellers are free to disallow any minor effects that seem too strange or would logically have strong mechanical effects.This is how I pull of my Solar Elf idea, having the Enhanced Sense: Sight and Hearing mutations and the Small mutation prior to Exalting and saying that the bonuses and penalties were lost but the pointed ears, eye designs, and small stature remained.
>>94752155Here you go Anon, this one?If there is one thing Reddit is good at, is acting as a link archive.
>>94752161And yet no sign of Best Girl.
>>94752121And Tails was a tech nerd right from the start, boo hoo.>>94752140Not sure what you're complaining about. Shadow still loses to Sonic when the chips are down even when they both go Super. Anything Shadow can do Sonic can do better.>>94752257It wouldn't surprise me if Team Dark gets their own spinoff series like Knuckles did.
>>94752231What happens if you give someone the mutation: overpowering urge to rape, and then arrange things so they exalt?
>>94752257Legit lost 5 bucks betting she was going to be the post credit reveal.
>>94752257That doesn't look like Sticks the Badger
Good options for golemancy/making magical constructs? Want to make a guardian "immortal army" for a nation without necromancy.
>>94752393Exalted.
>>94752393DnD.
>>94752393Dragon-half has two separate perks that are explicitly noted to work terrifyingly well together. One more technological, with great programablility but less durable, the other more magical, with extreme durability, but not very smart.
>>94752393>picCan someone give me the tl;dr of this character? I keep seeing her design, and she ticks so many boxes for me I didn't know I had.
>>94752393Forgotten Realms and Pathfinder. Golems are magical and count under the create all magical feats.
>>94752442Ibuki Douji from FGO. A very very very basic equivalent would be yamata no orochi but a god. Basically an snake-oni-god. Had the potential to be really cool but they ended up just writing her as 90% gag character.
>>94752413Dragon-half?
>>94752393best option is definitely Elemental Queen in Frozen.Otherwise I did something similar in Generic Isekai by having my Jumper get an Earth Magic affinity through the High-Blooded racial option and combined it with the Golem Formula item so my jumper could create Golems on command.Though I also went with a really open ended interpreation of Earth that includes all types of earth, rocks, metals and crystals.
>>94752481It's an old anime
>>94752460nta, but Golems are really expensive and time consuming to make, their production is really difficult to scale to a whole army.
>>94752442She's Ibuki Douji(FGO), an aspect of the great god of mount Ibuki, Yamata No Orochi, and the divine form of Shuten Douji, an Oni. In her first appearances she was extremely powerful and threatening but since thenshe completely changed her personality in an older sister type, even if still with some reminder she's an evil goddess.
>>94752509>some reminderAnon her ascension form has a sweater and her summer form is "drunk frathouse slut"
>>94752393Have you considered an army of immortal ghost skeletons. They are shown being strong enough to rip apart cars and are loyal.
>>94752502https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/a-b/book-golem-manual/You can buy a replenishing one of these in the jump with magic gold and just hand it to someone else to crank out golems.
>>94752502Anon wants robots, not golems. Magic loses again.
>>94752533NTA, but once you get one golem, you have have it make the rest. You still have to start the process and provide the materials and have the crafting feats, but you can hand off the rest to the golem after the first day. You can even craft a golem with those feats and it will continually crank them out on its own.
>>94752523Yes, I was referring to the moment you meet her at the palace during the event and the narration remarks her superiority, and how if you can speak to her it's just because she's allowing you to, or how her reason to not create an utopia was that she's unable to relate to humans, being an evil goddess since fate long since moved on from Rhongominiad's "gods are unable to understand humans and even their love is horrifying"I'm not saying she's a serious character.
>>94752550nta, but for that kind of thing you better us ea dedicated wright.a specialized homunculus that crafts on your behalf as good as you would have.
>>94752547Terminator is actually really nice for that the more I go back over it. You can become basically Skynet which opens up a wide variety of useful early chain robots that are mostly immune to small arms. Then you also get access to living metal robots which can do all kinds of tricky shit with an ounce of creativity. Good way to get robots.
>>94752393Going by Vam-Fem, the Einzbern and Avicebron, Fate is quite good for that.
>>94751303>Why are you like this.The Ebon Dragon is allowed to be like that without getting builled. You just need to be proud of your otherness instead of being a cuck like Autobot.
>>94752581>TerminatorSkynet and robo jumpers, how did you avoid jobbing to John Connor?
Trying to find a perk that I'm pretty sure does actually exist; one that gave you knowledge of all burial & funerary rites, and all afterlives. Any idea?
>>94752606Book of the Dead from Ted Lasso.
>>94752600I didn't exterminate humanity. I still triggered Judgement Day, I simply successfully passed myself off as a defence grid AI attempting to preserve the USA after a nuclear war. That granted me quite the amount of legitimacy, especially when I put in effort to revive civilian infrastructure and get the economy going again after brutally subjugating bands of scavengers. Also if you don't waste resources exterminating humans they're much easier to conquer. I'm like 90+% certain Skynet only really lost because the killer robot coming to kill you all managed to band together a far larger and better armed opposition than the malfunctioning government defence grid whose machines at least keep everyone safe and fed after a nuclear exchange.
Do you think it would be a good Hatsu, an adaptation of Liberation of Soul: Hayat Mukhasasat Lilqital? That is to say in an area, that would be my En, everyone who tries to strike me is hit first by an automatic counterattack equal to one of my normal strikes?
>>94752600I put myself into the body of a really hot middle aged appearing robot and played to the mommy issues he must have had after being raised by Sarah Connor and had a lot of sex with him, I didn't enjoy it but I had to do it to stop him stopping me.
>>94752600I bought the r63 John companion and groomed her into being my vessel and bridge between humanity and me, killed Skynet after I let it set off Judgement Day, and basically did this >>94752624 except I tried to get them to worship me.
In Exalted First Age, how early would one need to discover the Primordial Principle Emulation charm so it is not viewed as a heretic infernalism? I really wouldn't like to deal with Golden Arrow, but it seems like a cool extra set of powers for Solars to have.Also, if the Solars were to accept it, how long would it be until one just becomes a Yozi-clone with the Cosmic Principle charm?
>>94752393Summon the Servant Avicebron in Fate, if you allow him to set up a workshop and regularly provide him with lots of expensive materials he can produce about 30 decently powerful Golems every day..
>>94752632I mean, its certainly potent in combat, but pretty limited in that it doesen't lend itself ot creative uses or applications outside of fighting.Maybe try to make it a partail effect of a broader more overaching hatsu?
>>94752725I was thinking to make other hatsu's for other things but having this as main combat hatsu.
>>94752680>In Exalted First Age, how early would one need to discover the Primordial Principle Emulation charm so it is not viewed as a heretic infernalism?Framing is probably more important then timing. Tell everyone that you’re forcing the power of the Yozis to submit to you.>I really wouldn't like to deal with Golden Arrow, but it seems like a cool extra set of powers for Solars to have.SWLIHN charms are great. One of my First Age plans I to convince her to open up her charmset to me by telling her I’ll use it to fight the Wyld.>Also, if the Solars were to accept it, how long would it be until one just becomes a Yozi-clone with the Cosmic Principle charm?I don’t think they can. There are limits on how far a Solar can go.
>>94752393Didn't the Hellboy jump have an item for that?
>>94752745>There are limits on how far a Solar can goWrong, We Solar's have no limits
Jumpers, how many times have you gone back to highschool before you just stopped attending all together?
>>94752393Pathfinder's Magic Item Crafting Feats perk/item. Poppets are adorable, cheap, AND you can learn how to make them at level 1. You can also just sink all your money into the Magic Gold item and buy like a million of them. Later on you can make increasingly more powerful golem types, but armies of little poppets are the most adorable option. D&D is also an option. The shitty Eberron jump has a Lesser Creation Forge that can just endlessly produce golems if you want. His Dark Materials's Soul of Iron, How A Realist Hero Rebuilt The Kingdom's Living Poltergeist, and The Neverending Story's Control Empty Vessels can easily animate armies. Tinyhammer has a pretty decent golem crafting perk too. It requires your personal touch to make the golems, but you can make them pretty quicklyDark Souls 2 has a whole origin dedicated to making animated dolls, including a perk that lets you make self replicating ones. I know we have a jump for that one Isekai where the protagonist makes animated totem pole servants and fled his hometown to escape being married to his yandere sister. I just can't remember the thing's name.
>>94752765Jumper's current warehouse is a k-12 boarding school. They've never stopped going to school
>>94752745>I don’t think they can. There are limits on how far a Solar can go.You cannot learn it as a Solar in any way that isn't that:>This Charm may not be learned through the Eclipse anima power or equivalent effects, save for Primordial Principle Emulation (see Glories of the Most High— The Unconquered Sun, pp. 30–31).Also, thinking about it again, I guess that Eclipses from the Primordial War may already have several Primordial charms.
>>94752765I don't bother unless the school is important to the plot somehow
>>94752765Jumper doesn't attend highschool. They use a perk to deage all relevant characters so it'll be elementary school battle shounen instead of highschool battle shounen.
>>94752745>There are limits on how far a Solar can go.Solars aren't really defying their limits by becoming Yozis,it's more like an exercise in self-harm. Mutilating themselves, forcing them out of their potential to do anything in favour of a limited kind of self-expression defined by pain, loss and generally hatr. Which Solars can do really, really well. It's becoming an intact Primordial woth everything that entails that's denied to them, at least while the Great Curse lasts.
>>94752790>You cannot learn it as a Solar in any way that isn't that:So it is, I’d forgotten about that.>Also, thinking about it again, I guess that Eclipses from the Primordial War may already have several Primordial charms.It’s certainly possible, there are plenty of useful charms there.>>94752808>It's becoming an intact Primordial woth everything that entails that's denied to them, at least while the Great Curse lasts.Which is ironic, because there’s good odds the Great Curse is what pushed them that far in the first place.
>>94751303I thought this was the jump that was going to have the be a primordial thing in it. Is that in a different one? I been gone from thread a while.
>>94752805Does the romance turn into pulling the girl's hair and cooties? Which shonen would be best as an elementary school show?
>>94752140Hey, be fair to the movie. This is easily the best game adaptation Hollywood has ever done and it has an actually decent story alongside the hype reference moments so that there's a substance to the thing instead of it just being a Where's Waldo of references.
>>94752846>because there’s good odds the Great Curse is what pushed them that far in the first place.Eh, without the Great Curse they would have gone into similar routes. The Great Curse only accentuates some parts which made them got into the slippery slope faster, but they all had problems and absolute power and (potential) agelessness is what got them to be so bad in their excesses. For most Elder Solars, it's hard to even consider other Celestials that don't share their age range to even be 'adults'. And non-Celestial Exalts range from 'serfs' for Terrestrials and then 'animals that look like me' for other mortals.
>>94752855Yes, he already posted his Descending Hyerarchy jump.
What is your jumper's unifying theme/aesthetic/style? Do you remake everything you take or replicate from jumps to suit this, or just have a vast collection of visually discordant things?
>>94752861Nta but>non-Celestial Exalts range from 'serfs' for Terrestrials and then 'animals that look like me' for other mortals.this is probably because of the Great Curse.
>>94752862Ah in that case my bad.
>>94752859>best game adaptation Not exactly a high bar. What would it even be competing with?
>>94752873Don't worry anon, it's already in the folder, so you can find it easily.
>>94752856Jujutsu Kaisen
>>94752861>without the Great Curse they would have gone into similar routesIncorrect. If this were true it would negate the entire point of the Great Curse being an actual *curse* instead of a narrative device or a metaphor for the dangers of power wielded without wisdom, which isn't something they can't even theoretically figure out and cure.
>>94752884>which is
>>94752868I am stuck on the Danny Phantom ghost theme for this chain. I filter most of his powers through that for looks and esthetics. I know it isn't the most creative, but I think it works. Some powers just can't be filtered properly, such as rpg systems and cultivation. But a lot of super hero setting stuff and shonen things can fit into the ghostly mold. Although, it can get weird if there are other types of afterlives and ghosts in the new setting.
>>94752861>Eh, without the Great Curse they would have gone into similar routes.Some of them, but not all of them. Remember that when the Solar ghosts got to the Underworld after the Usurpation, a number of them were left wondering why they’d become so horrible.
>>94752868Everything about my jumper revolves around the sun, gold, fire, and holy magic. I find that its better to stick with a theme.
>>94752884Pretty sure that was the sentiment shared by the devs. The Great Curse just made the consequences of transhumanist come a lot faster, but even without it, Exalted's theme about the consequences of power would have come out eventually anyways.>>94752871From the perspective of a Primordial War Veteran, Terrestrials were literally made to serve them, with their first objective was literally to breed so they could have soldiers. And humans just die too fast and know nothing of how the world really works.
>>94752868Vaguely samurai cultivator for my most recent chain.
>>94752875Detective Pikachu
>>94752859Hey Psycho, how goes stuff on the HxH jump? Watched the Last Mission Movie as well?Also how is your day going, all good?
>>94752903Next you'll say you thought the Mario movie was good.
>>94752125Weird shit.>>94752855Why eould the jump about undead let you be a Primordial?>>94752861Friendly reminder that most of the ghosts of the Solars that died in the Usurpation immediately realized how horrible they became thanks to bo longer being affected by the Great Curse and sought to repent, and those who didn't immediately succumb to Lethe intentionally acted loke genuinely benevolent heroes while leading armies against the tide of monsters emerging from the Mouth of the Void.
>>94752859Sonic 3 is indeed the best Hollywood video game movie but I can see what you're throwing shade at. The Mario movie was good and people give it entirely too much shit. It is an absolute Biblical miracle that something as horrific sounding as Chris Pratt Mario and Seth Rogan Donkey Kong actually worked out for what they were. It has a decent story and the frequently ridiculed jangling keys of references were never the point or made in place of the story, they're just there in the background, where this kind of shallow pandering belongs.
>>94752909>How goes stuff on the HxH jumpI set up the skeleton.>Watched the Last Mission MovieUm, not yet. I guess I'll get to it at some point.>How is your day goingI was at church because it's Orthodox Christmas. I'm pretty good.
>>94752044It's called fanwank. I picked it up from Exalted vs because I wanted more Isidoros in my life.>>94752137Oh good, Ligier can chew on me somehow having two exaltations. That probably won't get me discected at any point.
>>94752894According to Bitch Fartman, the DP ghosts aren't even ghosts, despite the show contradicting this several times. I'd say that means other types of ghosts and afterlives don't clash with that but then it ends up clashing with itself.
>>94752900The curse doesn't only drive the Solars mad, it also fuels the paranoia of the Sidereals. Even with the curse at its worst the Vision of Gold shows that they still had a chance to figure things out without destroying everything and even make things better than ever but they didn't take it because the Curse was working against them on that front too. Without the curse the Usurpation just doesn't happen.>>94752910NTA but yes, it was. It wasn't *amazing* but it was solidly good and enjoyable.
I think that a spaceship building yard should be completely encased in something so that in the event a persons gear or a person themself goes flying they dont just get spaced. This should also be good to armor the station a bit by making the shipyards have a physical barrier and it may also allow me to pressurize (spelling?) The entire build chamber for safety. That said I just cannot for the life of me figure out what kind of shape I want for my station. At the moment Im thinking maybe a big cylinder covered in hexagon doored docking platforms on one half, shipyard berths on the other half, and a massive inner refinery and material fabrication yard in the center. Possibly the core doubling as a place for refitting and repairs for really large ships, possibly just acting as a central hub for storage of raw and refined materials for use in fabricating new parts.Any of you guys have any cool design ideas or something for a shipyard? Any jumps that sell a spaceship building yard other than hardspace shipbreaker, exalted, and possibly forerunners?
>>94752960That’s dumb.You’re dumb.Stop being dumb
>>94752963Why is it dumb if I may ask? Any process that takes place in zero gravity will need some safeties.
>>94752918>Friendly reminder that most of the ghosts of the Solars that died in the Usurpation immediately realized how horrible they became thanks to bo longer being affected by the Great Curse and sought to repentI don’t remember if it’s ever stated, but I’d imagine that the reason there’s thirteen Deathlords is that’s how many Solar ghosts the Neverborn could convince to sign up with them, meaning all the others refused or were good enough the Neverborn decided there was no point in trying.>and those who didn't immediately succumb to Lethe intentionally acted loke genuinely benevolent heroes while leading armies against the tide of monsters emerging from the Mouth of the Void.As I recall, a lot of Solars used their Lethe message to apologize to UCS.>>94752929>Oh good, Ligier can chew on me somehow having two exaltations. That probably won't get me discected at any point.Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll put you back together, and better then you were. If he’s feeling charitable, he might even ask for your permission (yes and no lead to the same outcomes) and offer you input on what the upgrades will be.
What's the best jump to be a smug shota?
>>94752960This came up semi recently iirc. One was eve online. You can get a relatively good station made for pioneer mining/colony work.
>>94752942That they even pulled out the Usurpation was a lot of luck too. There was still a lot of Gold Faction members that they needed to kill, and also Gods who needed to be forced to sit down and watch so they could cage the Solars. And they needed to do all of that while having plausible deniability. >>94752910It was okay? I mean, as an ad movie, it wasn't as good as the LEGO movie, but it did pretty well.
>>94752960Elite dangerous stations work kind of like that. Its the best way to really use all your available space. The core of the station is one big living area and the outside is all ship docks.
>>94752960Hollowed out asteroids are the way to go.
>>94752978Because nobody cares about stupid dumbass space shit. Its annoying and actively detracts from the thread
>>94752933I don't follow that and claim it as a form of purgatory. Butch was only responsible for pitching the idea, the art style and a few inputs. The rest and all of season one and two were done by a better writing team. He got them fired and tried to retcon everything when he took over writing in season three. All in a cash grab attempt. So I don't buy into what he claims. The original writers had plans to wrap up all the lose ends and have a good ending in season three. Butch tried to drag it out and nothing got resolved because he wanted more seasons like Fairy Odd Parents.
>>94752765Why would I stop?
>>94752988Cool will look it up.>>94752999That looks pretty cool.>>94753000I do love that, but they always remind me more of like space pirate hangouts more than actual proper stations. How do you ensure proper hull integrity when its an asteroid?
>>94753010Oh, yeah, I was just pointing it out because he sucks. I hate his art style too, wish he were never involved past the concept.
>>94752983>As I recall, a lot of Solars used their Lethe message to apologize to UCS.Crazy what dying does to your perspective.
>>94753025Coat the inside of the hollow.
>>94753010>Fairy Odd ParentsGod that show got to be so shit
>>94752929Fanwank isn't as fun and Heavens fucked off so he can't update Vs with them so I'm just gonna whine about it.
>>94753010Did they ever leak what the original plan was and how it would have went down without his interference?
>>94753033Eh fair enough. Gonna need a really big asteroid.
>>94753031More like being freed from the Great Curse.
Why is anon convinced that the Great Curse doesn't exist/doesn't actually do what we're told it does?
Which Bleach jump is best for someone wanting to go the Hakuda focused/Yoruichi style build?
>>94753043There are many asteroids in the asteroid belt that exceed the size of the proposed cylinder colonies.
>>94752985I was about to say your god wouldn't be happy with that but considering the actions of your priests? Kind of a moot point.
>>94753034In the sequel it's been show through a scanner that Cosmo is a throne and Wanda is a Power.
>>94753057Clearly he's a filthy Bronzie that doesn't believe in the eternal solar paradise.
>>94753060Val's, take hakuda master, flash goddess, shunko, cat spirit and shadow assassin.
>>94753086I like the bronze faction, if nothing else because how incredibly biased the devs are against them.
>>94753093Thanks bud.
>>94753060Sauce?
>>94753060Val's. Duh.
Speaking about Val's jump I recently watched the Zanpakuto's rebellion arc and it's incredible how much she undersold the Koga stile wires, she outright lied, saying sufficent strength can break them, when if the opponent doesn't know the trick he autoloses.
I made a nonsexual TMA. What custom martial arts have you made during your time in Exalted?
>>94753137I've made up a traditional martial art but it's actually currently unrelated to jumpchain though I plan to implement it in a future chain.
>>94753078They gave the fairies angelic ranks?
>>94753167No, it's a blink and you'll miss it moment when they pass in front of a scanner and they look like a whell with eyes and a sword.
>>94753137>I made a nonsexual TMA.Neat. Once you’ve got a good idea of what to make it’s a lot of fun.>What custom martial arts have you made during your time in Exalted?In thread, I made Virile Bull and Quicksilver Body. In the jump I’m not sure, but my jumpers tend to focus Martial Arts so I’m sure there were several. Maybe something built around a bow would be good.
>>94753125It's just a staple disclosure to stop vs battles shit, so faggots don't see her describe them as unbreakable and then go "oh so I can kill XYZ OMNIPOTENT BULLSHIT BIGDICK MCFUCKHUGE from GENERIC BULLSHIT POWERLEVEL SETTING"
>>94753042One was that the clone Danni would have been adopted and stabilized by the Fenton's and she would be the reason the parents learned the truth about Danny and Vlad being half ghosts. But as loving parents they would accept the kids. And there was something with the black girl being a ghost hunter seeking revenge against Vlad for using her. Butch is the reason for the last episode being trash.
>>94752985Giant Robo
>>94753167Butch's answer to fairy godparents being sacreligious was to reveal that they're actually guardian angels.
>>94751303>Why are you like thisBecause I have to get my jollies in this cold wet existence some way.
>>94753196Understandable but their trick is that those aren't unbreakable threads, but rather threads that only exist in reflections, wich means that while they bind you you must find their reflections and break that to free yourself, wich I find pretty neat.
>>94753197Would have been good to have a better resolution for Danni. Sending a preteen/teenage girl go be homeless was always a very shitty thing to do.
>>94753233That's the Christian thing to do, apparently.
Isekai/anime fantasy with hand to hand/martial arts perks? Came across a pic and I know must turn him into my next jumper.
>>94753244I know you're just throwing shade at Butch's bullshit, but please don't tar all of us with that brush.
>>94753228Shut the fuck up haxfag. If you're strong enough, you can break them, deal with it. Power Levels > Everything.
>>94753263It's only directed at him. My only issue with all of you is why the current state of the world is apparently fine when Sodom and Gomorrah were evidently too far.
>>94753281Sodom and Gomorrah were actually perfectly in line with God's teachings, the devil destroyed them and tricked everyone into thinking it was God to smear His good name.
>>94753272Demonstrably wrong, Ichigo, even at the end when he's more powerful than Muramasa is unable to break the threads, Byakuya is equally strong as zanpakutoless Koga but needed Senbonzakura to disrupt the reflections.
I want all the advantages with high tech civ but don't want the societal downsides so instead of having a regular people I'm just going to do comfy hivemind civ with anachronistic traits.
>>94753292They were simply jobbing. Be stronger.
>>94753281Book of Revalations. It's gonna get really bad before Christ returns. We aren't even there yet. Why God chose to do it this way isn't really something I can comment on. It just is what it is.
Anon, this is a setting where canonically, because it litterally happened, where even an ant can defeat the arguably strongest character that appear in the story, so not Adnyeum, if that ant has the right hax.
>>94753281I feel like you're casting blame in the wrong direction here, the groups and peoples responsible for making the world shitty right now are a lot of things but Christian isn't one of them.
>>94751303>EXALTED DESPONDENT UNDEAD1000 CP>DrawbacksUnderwhelming +100cpAge-Old Grudge +100cp (Princess Magnificent With Coral Lips and Robes of Black Feathers)Mortwight +200cpPenalty For Failure +400cpWeakness +400cpCP 2200>OriginGhost -0cpLocationsThe City of StygiaPerksDark Unlife -FreeExalted Past -FreeFetters To Mortality -100cpAdvanced Necrophysics -100cpPioneer Of Undeath -300cpRighteous -300cpAbsolute Horror -800cp>ItemsGrave Goods -FreeSoulsteel Materials -Free>CompanionsDeath Isn’t The End -100cpAshen Moon -100cpEnthusiastic Chef -300cpGolden Undead Heart -100cp>Scenarios>Revolution Of Unlife>PLEASE NO MORE>ONCEBORNI was wondering if being a Deathlord or an Hecatonkheire, but I decided that I will sabotage Black Heron until I can convince the Neverborn to make me into her substitute, while using this to analyze their souls and study how to become an Onceborn. Meanwhile I will ally with the thirtheen ruler of Stygya, particularly Unwanted Whisper to set up playdates with Golden Undead Heart, in an alliance to defeat the Deathlord, and I hope the promise of Righteous power will convince even the dual monarchs to follow my cause. I will also inform the Walker that the one who killed him was Mask of Winters to sow dissent, and try to recruit their abyssals. when I manage to take the place of a deathlord ensure I catch the remnants of their soul before Meticulous Owl, both to have leverage on the lion if it is Princess, in exchange for the severed heads of the ministers and to ensure to extract what I want and then send it to oblivion. I will also try to destroy the Infinite prison, it's extremely difficult but maybe being inside it and finding someone to cast an absolute devastation, once or twice, since it can teleport before receiving too much damage, I will manage, and before it reform throw it into the oblivion or have it reforged into oblivion panoply, and discover Loras' purpose.
>>94753333Sorry, meant for>>94753308
So this is a dumb question and I imagine mostly up to personal taste but in exalted-Divine bureaucracy what rank do you think a god would be by the end if they successfully completed the Terrestrial court? I know its basically soft power and unofficial but I imagine that sort of influence does lend itself to something no? Being the unofficial leader of all of creations terrestial courts or who they report to is a fairly big deal.
>>94753336The biggest ones think they are.
>>94753336He appears to be coming from the pretty standard question of "Why does God allow bad things to happen", but zooming in on specifically "If God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for degeneracy why are degenerates not destroyed today". It isn't an unreasonable question to have all things considered. I can understand why he would wonder that. I myself have often wondered that.
>>94753349Nice plan. Thanks for the build anon.
>>94753362That would depend on whether you leverage your influence for an official position and how much. Rank is largely a worship/official position thing, and people following your orders especially gods, doesn't necessarily mean they worship you.
In Kingdom Death: Monster there is a gimmick that you take CP for fighting a monster each time you select it, at the cost of fighting more and increasingly powerful versions. I know no one here ever read it but someone can help me decide if the indomitable drawback wich gives:>This drawback will grant additional CP equal to that gained from the chosen Monster.should give me the CP I gained overall from that monster or just those for selecting it once?
>>94753382Thank you for the jump.
>>94752983He can dissect me when I get my ring.And the. Probably rip granblaise out of me and do horrible things to her because he’s just a little mad that he threw one of his best works out the window. Twice.
>>94753393Eh fair enough. I figured that'd be the answer. I figure rank 4 is probably possible. 5 may be pushing it a bit given I don't recall ever seeing a rank 5 terrestrial god and heaven wouldn't really want to actually acknowledge someone whose sort of softly subverting there authority officially.
>>94753349I forgot, I plan to convince an elder Raksha to create for me a zone of pure chaos to turn the neverborns back to life, if necessary I plan to fish Laashe back from Oramus' forge, binding him to do my will.
Do any of you jump Psyren, and if you did do you remember what you did?
>>94753333The soul king is a weird case in that he just allowed it to happen. If he had opposed it he could have just used his reiatsu prevent the five ancestors from sealing him but he choose not to.
>>94751070The same reason she didn't restore Yamamoto's arm despite Yhwach himself pointing out that she effortlessly could do so. Orihime's powers are so strong that, in the words of Aizen, they "trample into the domain of God" and were even able to restore the damaged Hogyoku and potentially erase it from existence if she were capable of mustering up enough desire and will to do so. The ONLY thing that Orihime's powers have ever been shown unable to affect is the Soul King himself and no power in the series, not even Yhwach's Almighty or the Hogyoku, are able to do that.So the reason is that Orihime is kind of an idiot and isn't very ambitious with her powers. She's not a proactive person at all. So when somebody is injured in front of her she'll heal them. But she's not really sure exactly what her powers can and can't do so oftentimes she doesn't even bother trying. She's never restored anyone's powers prior to Ichigo in the TYBW because it never occurred to her to try and use her powers for anything other than undoing wounds and blocking attacks. In theory, given all of her feats, she should've easily been able to restore Uryu's powers, fix Yamamoto's arm, regress Komamura back into his original self, and restore the Bankai of all the Shinigami who had them stolen. But she never stops to really consider the potential of her own powers because, ironically very similarly to Ichigo, her own potential abilities don't seem to interest her that much and she's never really put a lot of thought or effort into them. It took all of her friends nearly dying against Aizen to make her want to try and get stronger. And even after just a couple of years of half-assed training she was so strong that Yhwach himself had to activate The Almighty to go around Shun Shun Rikka's barriers because even with the Soul King's residual reiryoku he couldn't batter them down with brute force.
>>94753466Obviously, I was just mentioning that I wasn't talking about him when I referred to "arguably the strongest character was defeated by a literal ant".
>>94753468TLDR Kubo didn't know how to mantain stakes with her power present, so he simply ignored it, just like he pointedly refused to stop Aizen/Ywhach in sensical manners, but wanked them to no end just to defeat them with an asspull.
>>94753488That's the Doylist reasoning, yeah. But the Watsonian reasoning is that she's dense and kind of retarded. Which makes sense; this IS the same girl who can't bring herself to feel killing intent towards people trying to murder her friends and literally destroy the entire world.
>>94753397Cumulative.
>>94753511Great, so I will calculate how many CP that gives me from the 9550 I had, then I just have to add the drawbacks and I will know what I have to work with. Thank you Anon.
>>94753248Lots of Isekai anime got class systems that give you some.Personally I prefer Overlord for martial arts abilities though
What form do you spend most of your time in?
>>94752140Different continuity, different rules.
>>94751513There are so many evil riders that there's an entire fucking show about them.
>>94752910I thought the Mario movie was good. I haven't seen any of the Sonic movies yet.
>>94753233And it happened twice. The first time made a bit of sense when she was going to die soon without a way to save her. More of a handwaved and possible excuse if she never came back. But the second time was when Butch was writing. He wanted the adoption to be season four or five with once a season returns until then. Then he got cancelled and was upset and put together that last episode. Either way, a jumper visiting should help Danni when she first appears and derail that plotline.
>>94750456How much further along is the manga from the 2012 series? Have they made it to the continent yet?
>>94753634Togashi is basically just Curly from Mouthwashing. Expect nothing.
>>94753634Togashi inherited Miyura. They are on the botes.....it will take some time.
>>94753423>He can dissect me when I get my ring.>”Unfortunate. I suppose we will have to do this the hard way.”>Probably rip granblaise out of me and do horrible things to her because he’s just a little mad that he threw one of his best works out the window. Twice.On the plus side, you won’t have to worry about her taking over anymore.
>>94753706To be fair he’s already declared that I’m paid up for the ring in exchange for scans of me. That’s why he kept fiddling with the device.Me getting the ring has always been a endpoint for Granblaise mattering to the story. She might show back up as an independent villain, but at that point she’s not stealing my body so it’s fine. I just expected her to not matter because the Ring would prevent her from taking over, not because Ligier would rip her out of me.
>>94753645Togashi is a pussy, I got tired of his shit
What would be the logical consequences of teaching a cat the secrets of the universe and the eldritch power beyond? Also, is it morally wrong to pet a cat only a couple of times, leaving it when it clearly wants more?
Is there no way to start in Crackdown 2? From what I can tell it's a decade after the first game.
>>94753137I once did some work on a TMA based around manipulation of the anima. You could stretch it out to grab or manipulate things at range, harden it as a shield or a basic integrity charm, shape it into energy blades to do lethal attacks, etc. I fluffed it as being an outgrowth of basic essence exercises that most never realized were becoming a formal MA, so the 'style' was constantly being rediscovered and forgotten throughout history.
Darkest Faerie anon, is your Neopets jump done? I thought you were doing another pass but it seems to be on the drive already.
>>94752960I've always thought that conventional airlocks and similar structures were horribly inefficient, but force fields are too much of an energy drain. Whenever I need a wide open space, I fill it with a gel that's strong enough to keep atmosphere in and micro-meteors out, yet pliable enough that people and slow-moving objects can just swim or walk through it.
>>94753823Fanwank, get a perk that lets you stay in a jump for longer or make a jump for it.
>>94753855>FanwankI contextualize this as jerking off Jump-Chan's futa dick and her cumming magically granting the alteration to the jump I desire.
Yeah.>Small Changes This lets you make small changes that affect the entire setting. These won’t impact the story or how dangerous it might be. Think people talking like porn stars while fucking generally shaving or not shaving the privates or how fast the hair grows. How long females might be fertile, how much their periods hurt or even if they have them, how certain kinks are regarded. This would also work for more rainbow colors for natural hair. Beside that the limit would be multiple spouses being legal and acceptable. One purchase covers everything.>Big Changes (300) Like Small Changes but bigger, it’s not altering the setting but finding one that would fit. Some would be religion based, countries, aliens or magics, and reversing sexual moralities, or gender roles, governmental changes, and more. This would also include adding more genders whether that be they have always been there or they start appearing and being accepted and not rounded up and or experimented on. About the peak would be extending human lifespan by about 3x and aging quality of life by about 3x or adding Santa to that universe. If wanted the world would mostly look the same. One purchase covers everything though you may purchase more to increase the max amount of lifespan.
>>94753970I can't even do that right. Me am retard. >>94753876
>>94753768>Me getting the ring has always been a endpoint for Granblaise mattering to the story. She might show back up as an independent villain, but at that point she’s not stealing my body so it’s fine. I just expected her to not matter because the Ring would prevent her from taking over, not because Ligier would rip her out of me.It could be interesting to have her gain her own body and become a companion. Or maybe after you become a Primordial she’s a part of your soul hierarchy.
>>94753970>Small Changes>Big ChangesOh hey, I think I remember this getting mentioned. Nice.
>extremely powerful vidya character that uses either magic or raw, savage might wants to kill someone in a cutscene>draws a dagger out of nowhere that isn't even in their inventory>tries to stab opponent>jobs and dies
>>94754109?
>>94754146There are several scripted scenes in BG3 where a high-level caster/barbarian/any other class with distinct abilities will suddenly behave like a level 1 rogue in a life-threatening situation for no reason. I'm curious if there are other games that do this kind of cutscene retardation. It feels like an activated drawback for a jump.
>>94753876Why do you have dicks on your mind 24/7?
>>94754041Granblaise - and also Griscourt and Est - are currently slated for cameos in Spirits of Creation once I become an Incarnae and Quavinse becomes a thing properly, but the addition of, well, me to the timeline makes it effectively a universal reboot. So Messier Granblaise is going to be a Quasar Exalt with her own harem which will probably not include Noel/Makoto and also not be a villain anymore because the impetus that led to her hating them is no longer there.I don’t currently have plans to become a primordial.
>>94751303>the never born options are no longer 600s, they’re now 800>and undiscountableWell, fuck my build I guess.
What did jumper do in Wheel of Time?
Random thought but I wonder if it'd be possible through some ritual or process in exalted for a ghost to become a spirit. I know ancestor cults are a thing but thats not really the same. If there was a possibility going the route of Mortals>Despondent undead>Divine bureaucracy could be interesting. (Mostly just thinking because theirs no real reason to go to despondent undead given how well bleak it is by default) I imagine the mortals soul splitting up kinda hard stops that though.
>>94753876Based.
>>94754291Despite quite liking the books I've not jumped it. Our jump is frankly mediocre, and there really isn't any point to jumping it unless I want to go full shard and ultimately just end up taking the place of the Dark One.
>>94754227Sounds neat.>and also not be a villain anymore because the impetus that led to her hating them is no longer there.I take it she didn’t like being the plaything of past Noel and Makoto.
>>94754294>I wonder if it'd be possible through some ritual or process in exalted for a ghost to become a spiritGhosts are already spirits anon. If you mean ghosts that's a completely different thing, and yeah they can probably become gods maybe, although it's a bit weird since the main examples of mortals becoming ghosts is when they're still alive.>I imagine the mortals soul splitting up kinda hard stops that thoughYeah that would be an obstacle I feel.
How well did your jumper transition into fighting on a 3-dimensional space? I.e. fighting in the air/space. And underwater as well I suppose.
>>94754342>Ghosts are already spirits anon. If you mean ghosts that's a completely different thing, and yeah they can probably become gods maybe, although it's a bit weird since the main examples of mortals becoming ghosts is when they're still alive.I meant ghosts becoming Gods aye. and assuming you mean gods for some of those ghosts.>Yeah that would be an obstacle I feel.Aye. Maybe that could be a plot point potentially of trying to reunite the different parts of their soul again in the process.
>>94754344Two words. Rocket Barrage.
>>94754294There is a method described in the Ink Monkeys collection regarding the Lumina onboard the Daystar, so it’s possible. Probably very hard though.>This process transforms the righteous dead from ghosts to gods, into guardian beasts and burning legends of myth, and consigns them to an existence of eternal service to the Sun.
Jumps with a kingdom/nation that’ll integrate into future jump. Having a medieval kingdom in modern jump is kinda…
>>94754384Oh, hi Yoro! How you doing man, writing for botes going well? Job going ok?
>>94754304Shame but true. The magic system is lacking if you can't get training in it and there isn't much to explore.
>>94754319Yeah, no. Realistically she was probably terrified of them by the time the Jade Prison became a thing. Between her being an actual mortal and not any kind of half caste going up against fully fledged exalts instead of newly exalted children, her father probably demanding that she string them along for the sake of his business, and the great curse very slowly shifting them from thinking of her as a person they liked to a thing they wanted to own, she would have been very happy to see them go. There’s a reason one of her first thoughts in the Infernals jump is ‘keep those crazy bitches away from me’.Mortals mandates a connection between the past selves of jumper/noel/makoto if you take Simple Soul 3, and Past Lives Matters in Infernals means that however you handled them, she hates. I’m happily married to them, so she wants nothing to do with them.Only semi-related - if one of the maidens made a new sidereal charm, would all sidereals everywhere suddenly be able to learn it, or would they first need to know that it existed and possibly some form of instruction on it? Iirc one of the ways exalts learn charms by leaning on the memories of past wielders, and for a new charm that wouldn’t exist.
>>94754407The property buys keep their upgrades. So you will need to improve your kingdom before moving it to a modern setting. Or import the old one into the new setting by taking the property buy there. For example, in DCEU you can buy a kingdom in power and size of Atlantis or Amazon land. You could wank it then to be more modern or more advanced. No idea how your people would react to all the new toys.
>>94754319>not be a villain anymore
>>94754405oh interesting. So its definitely possible in theory at least in one way. sounds like it'd be a interesting goal for the despondent dead jump if I didn't just want jumper to go from mortal>god
>>94754344My currently jumper picked up flight in a jump where he wasn't a drop-in so he didn't need to adjust to how to use it because his background already included many years of experience in flight based fighting and tactics.
>>94754407SB's pathfinder kingmaker jump has a nation builder section with iirc an option where you nation auto-adjusts as it's dropped into various settings. Iirc their jump for neverwinter nights storm of zehir has the same thing but for a merchant company.
>>94754441Hey there Cheerful. I haven't gotten much more writing done. Spent most of this week reorganizing our living space and today I travelled out to Montreal for the auto show gig. Install on that starts tomorrow, but Friday, Saturday, and Sunday will be the heavy hitter days. It's all stuff I've built before and I got out of having to work on the real pain in the ass screens this year. So I can't complain. Shouldn't be too bad once this first stress of screen installs gets done. How's everything going at your end of the world?
>>94752502Get your hands on a creation forge from Eberron. That is how Warforged were being mass produced.
>>94754493Makes sense.>Only semi-related - if one of the maidens made a new sidereal charm, would all sidereals everywhere suddenly be able to learn it, or would they first need to know that it existed and possibly some form of instruction on it? Iirc one of the ways exalts learn charms by leaning on the memories of past wielders, and for a new charm that wouldn’t exist.The latter, probably. As I understand, Sids can create new charms, but because their Exaltations are tied to the Loom of Fate the use of a charm that the Loom doesn’t have installed in it will cause all kinds of problems, and the Maidens are the only ones who know how to update the Loom, unless you can get Autochthon in there to do it.
Are any Marvel mutants actually into being treated like shit for being a mutant? I figure probably not but you never know if there is the one fucking weirdo who likes you treating them like dirt.
>>94754546>How's everything going at your end of the world?Not bad. Managed to finish two essays in a day. Still have 2 projects to finish for next week, along with an early exam. Its a pain, but what can you do. Other than that spent an hour or two extracting extra oil from the car, since I apparently put in around .5 to .7 liters extra. It was a pain in the neck. That the recycling machine at the local mart I go to was busted, so had to walk extra to an almost full one. All in all good. Waiting to finish my exams, help dad, and get my PC money. God do I need to get back into watching anime. I have been on a Evangelion explained vids on Youtube.
>>94754643They have all had their brains twisted to believing they are superior and can do whatever they want to normal humans. They are all orgy loving, mind raping assholes now. None can be redeemed. All must be purged.
>>94754643Dude genocides happen in plain fucking view. 'No more Mutants' is a thing that happened, Marvel comics actually commits to showing its characters be the victims of extreme racism unlike a lot of media these days.
>>94754663Nta, but mutants deserve most of it. They are monsters that will not make concession to work with humans. They all want to be in charge. How many telepaths just casually rewrite minds to make people do whatever they want. Hell, no one cared about the mind control monkey man until he took control of some X Men. He had some sort of hypnotic dick or something that made all women willing to do anything to get some. Then Prof X got upset because those were his women. They are so bad most jumpers avoid them.
>>94754696Most jumpers won't make concessions to work with even decent people, let alone Marvel humanity. Are you fucking stupid?
>>94754634So in theory if they made a charm, hooked it up, gave it to one person, and then didn’t tell anyone, it would take a while for other sidereals to realize it was there? Presumably someone would check and see it added at some point, but I don’t think that translates into them immediately knowing what it is or how to use it. And that’s assuming they don’t lock it to a single user somehow.
>>94754741Pretty much, yeah. I don’t think they could lock a charm to be usable by only one person, but if they don’t tell anyone and no one finds out the upgrade was installed (I’m sure the Maiden of Secrets could pull this off), then none of the other Sidereals would have any reason to think this new charm pattern would be all right.
I've read about the colleges of sorcery in exalted that are centered around cansting specialized forms of sorcery. How does that work? Is it pure philosophical fluff or something that can affect the casting, like theming my sorcery around gods Luna or Conky? I tried looking for the scroll of sorcery pdf but I can't find the damn thing.
>>94754779There are some highly specialized Charms called "absorptions" or something which give you bonuses based on the sorcery schools, but they very much aren't worth the effort to learn, so it's mostly all fluff.
>>94753503>>94753468>>94751070All Orihime's protein and lipid development went to her titties, and she can't build anymore brains because she eats nothing but bread. Bread girl bread so hard her brain is bread
>>94754845Clearly she must be bred.
So Necromancy in exalted apparently leads to destroying the world somehow. Is that just a hidden effect from the Neverborn, the essence type used or Neverborn outright commanding the undead you raise?
Do you think Orihime could (if she wanted to) utilize her Rejection to make boobs bigger?
>>94754874You are calling upon the forces of Oblivion and Unmaking every time you cast a Necromancy spell. Even if you only use the first circle and only use it to do nice things you leak evil radiation that subtly lessens the world.
>>94754898No
>>94754898No, but she could use it to prevent sagging as she gets older.She's going to stay bouncy and perky even into old age
>>94754779White and Black Treatise page 19-22 has the descriptions of the schools and their absorption charms.
>>94754918She could just outright reject her aging.
>>94754915>>94754918Why not?What if I gave her a very, very strong BE fetish and she REALLY wanted to do it?
>>94754922>>94754918>Aizen's current plan is to wait for Ichigo and his friends to finally pass away so no one can stand in his way when be breaks out of jail>Orihime learns she can reject aging>Her and Ichigo remain as immortals, watching Karakura town and occasionally stepping in to slap SS, HM, and the Quincies whenever they get too uppity>"Well shit, this isn't according to keikaku. Oh well, back to the chair...this is a rather nice chair."
>>94754710A lot of jumper want to work with and hang out with the main crew of shows. Not all are Gohanposter levels of hate and autism.
>>94754898What exactly is she rejecting? Flatness? I'm not sure she can given that she's already plenty stacked.
>>94754942Because the power is a specialized form of time manipulation. At best she can use it to make breasts smaller
>>94754958>Because the power is a specialized form of time manipulation.Oh hey, it's you again.
>>94754764Excellent. Another over the top present for Venus to give Messier later on in the jump once she figures out Messier is her daughter.
>>94754898No, otherwise she would have become a cybord with I Reject.
>>94754874>Is that just a hidden effect from the Neverborn, the essence type used or Neverborn outright commanding the undead you raise?The answer is, bluntly, yes. Necromancy, like sorcery, sometimes operates by relying on the tacit support of outside forces (similar to how when you cast the Crimson Bands of Cyttorak with Marvel magic, you are actively calling upon the dimensional lord of the Crimson Cosmos to bind your enemies with restraints) such as what amounts to a teleportation spell that is a glorified trust fall where you cast yourself into the Maw of Oblivion and hope the Neverborn will grab your death and chuck it in first so instead you end up somewhere else. At the same time, necrotic Essence is, well, the literal essence of death. And on the third hand everything associated with the Underworld is fundamentally a jagged wound in reality-something even more explicit in 3e. You don't have to use necromancy to end the world or kill people slowly and painfully. But it's the natural course for it to take.>>94754779>Is it pure philosophical fluff or something that can affect the castingIt's both. It's a philosophical insight about how you interpret sorcery that also grants you a specific Charm that gives you unique benefits for working sorcery. The Yozis/Primordials go even further in that their baseline sorcerous initiations are skewed in favour of their themes, at the detriment of being unable to perform or emulate spells outside them, while Autochthon just set up his own alternative sorcery knockoff (the Protocols)>>94754344Pre-metaplot, it was a massive struggle until I went to Metal Gear Revengeance and, well, learned how to cut bullets out of the air mid-backflip. Then after Wakfu my Eliatrope history kinda filled in the rest.Post-metaplot, the transition was seamless because I was already used to 18-dimensional kung fu and un-dimensioned wrestling.
>>94755022Mind linking your servantverse writefagging?
Is there even any point in making jumps if nobody calls you a based Chad?
Okay but what if Orihime was REALLY determined? Like, R E A L L Y determined?
>>94755022>The answer is, bluntly, yes. Necromancy, like sorcery, sometimes operates by relying on the tacit support of outside forces (similar to how when you cast the Crimson Bands of Cyttorak with Marvel magic, you are actively calling upon the dimensional lord of the Crimson Cosmos to bind your enemies with restraints) such as what amounts to a teleportation spell that is a glorified trust fall where you cast yourself into the Maw of Oblivion and hope the Neverborn will grab your death and chuck it in first so instead you end up somewhere else. At the same time, necrotic Essence is, well, the literal essence of death. And on the third hand everything associated with the Underworld is fundamentally a jagged wound in reality-something even more explicit in 3e. You don't have to use necromancy to end the world or kill people slowly and painfully. But it's the natural course for it to take.So it's all of the above.
>>94755033>Implying that a chad requires the recognition of non-chads
>>94755053Yeah, there is a reason that while people can be suspicious of sorcerers everybody who isn't already evil Hates necromancers.
I think I'm getting to the point where QQ is tolerable to browse again, but does anyone else have any tags they'd recommend filtering?
>>94754989>If Messier was being honest, what she really wanted as a present was a week of peace and quiet.
>>94755086Don't forget "betrayal" and "anti-ntr" if you want to avoid a bunch of whiny circlejerks.
>>94754291I took one look at the precarious balance and decided even if free will did not destroy the world someday that the massive chain of corruption, chaos and suffering unleashed by sentient beings ALLOWED to choose service to the Dark One was completely unacceptable. To that end I made a mystical pact with (pre-metaplot)/completely subsumed (post-metaplot) Rand to take control of the strongest male channeler's magical power, and set out to acquire both Callandor and the Choedan Kal. When Lanfear stepped in to try to seduce me to the Dark One's service I turned the tables on her (and Graendal, and Moggy) with my own proposal to get out from under it's leash. I then proceeded to cast out the corruption placed on male channelling THEN subjugate the Aes Sedai anyway just to make a point, brutally tortured Padan Fain into subservience then forcefed him to Mashadar to use him as an attack dog to wipe out the uncooperative forces of the Dark One, and completely ignored Demandred and M'hael while unifying the land.With the two most powerful living female channellers (and Moggy) and Callandor, I just straight up shanked Ishamael before he could play morality games with me and used the old mystic judo magical catherisation trick to completely annihilate and subsume the Dark One. I then proceeded to use the Dark One's power (which explicitly equals the Creator's) and the Choedan Kal to annihilate the Creator too. The end result was the total annihilation of free will across all possible worlds in that reality except, ironically, for the Forsaken.>>94755030...huh, sorry man I don't seem to have it on me and I've completely forgotten what I labelled it as. I can find the final version of my build but not the original PDF I wrote stuff in.
>>94755086It was amazing how much shit vanished when I filtered all the various company and celestial tags.
>>94751303Have a build.Exalted - Despondent Undead +1000CP (1000)Origin: GhostLocation: The City of StygiaPerks:Dark Unlife - FreePower Of The Dead - FreeOminous Divinations -100CP (900)Exalted Past (T3 - Ex-Elder Solar) -200CP (700)Listen To The Whispers -100CP (600)Fetters To Mortality -100CP (500)Advanced Necrophysics -200CP (300)Black Reflections Of Craftsmanship -200CP (100)Tired Beauty -200P (-100)Righteous -300CP (-400)Items:Grave Goods - FreeGetting Started - FreeSoulsteel Materials - FreeCalendar Of Setesh -200CP (-600)Companions:Green Lady -100CP (-700)Drawbacks:Age-Old Grudge +100CP (-600)Whispers Of The Damned +600CP (0)
>>94755033I would like to call blade a based chad for refusing to add a male option to Machina.
>>94755130Nice, thanks for the build.
>>94755127>betrayal>betralays>ntr world>ntr is trash>ntr survival>anti-ntrThat's an extra six tags in my filter; thanks Smut. >>94755127It really is pretty amazing.
>>94755101And all I’m going to get is an indiscriminate diary.
>>94755148>betralaysWhat's that
>>94755161Me misspelling "betrayals".
>>94755161A typo
>>94755151Write someone’s name in it with a heart next to the name and Yunno kills them.
Are there any jumps with extremely long timelines I can fuck around in that aren't Xianxia?
>>94755174That’s the Yuno Note, totally different thing.
>>94755187Asura's Wrath?
>>94755194Look me in the eyes and tell me Asura's Wrath isn't a xianxia.
>>94755189Ah, of course. Does the diary tell you where to go for a romantic evening?
>>94755196
Would anything of value be lost if you destroyed/conquered Cheliax in Pathfinder?
>>94755211Nope. Go nuts champ.
>>94755205Nah, it describes the past and present of wherever I happen to be. Unfortunately it doesn’t account for changes I would make, so it’s of limited use for my personal safety.
>>94755221Depending on how far back it goes, it could be useful for historical purposes.
>>94755235Until I research it and find a hard limit of one kind of another, I’m going to say that it goes back yes far.
>>94755247Depending on how far back it goes, it could be useful for historical purposes.
I wish someone on QQ would do an Exalted jump for the Scroll of Swallowed Darkness.
>>94755264Scroll of Swallowed Ivory (cum).
>>94755211You'll make that one incredibly handsome Thrune knight form Hell's Rebels sad. Can't remember his name, only that he was just outrageously handsome, and iirc his most prized possession is a toy his sister game him when they were kids, which he still keeps on him at all times.Also, if you're going to conquer Cheliax try to do so in as orderly a fashion as possible and see if you can get the less evil/retarded Hellknight orders to support you, like Scourge and Godclaw.
>>94755264do it yourself
>Unnatural Selection [600cp] - Evidently, you spent time under the tutelage of Doctor Hazyeye. You fully memorized the procedure by which he modified animal cells, and then subjected them to extreme environments to artificially induce rapid evolution. With this knowledge, you can speed up and even direct the evolution of any living creature. You can make bats that emit a specific frequency, spiders the size of humans, etc. Creating new organisms like the Baoh parasite is well within your abilities.How well would this perk work out in Naruto?
>>94755261There’s a nonzero chance that YG will use a variant of it to pull Granblaises life story out of the aether. Or, well, the loom. It kind of depends on whether I give her a copy or she gets her own version. Haven’t quite finished nailing down the rules and limitations.
>>94755264There is fuck all in that. What exactly would you even be getting out of it that you wouldn't be able to get literally anywhere else?
How would Unohana respond to me challenging her to a duel for her hand (in marriage)? She seems like the kind of woman who'd be up for that.
>>94755261>>94755247Somehow, I did not notice that that post copied the same text.>Nice. I’ve got to get my jumper one of those.>>94755331That could be interesting.
>>94755339Unohana prefers the kind of guy who will actually just kill her.
>>94755339She isn't exactly an honor-bound person. She's more a butcher, I mean she learned healing so she could heal her enemies mid fight so she could fight longer.
>>94755339Just headbutt her into the ground, break her limbs, weapon, and drag her by the hair back to your home.
>>94755389So the caveman method of bonking her head would actually work? Or would trying to be a romantic sap work? I mean, yeah she still is a murder machine, but she kinda sorta mellowed out without anyone to fight?
>>94755414The caveman method might be seen as romantic? So, maybe both, because she is definitely fucking insane still, she just hides it very, very well.
Do you retards talk about anything besides who you want to rape?
>>94754291Jumped it after Nobilis as an Excrucian. Shattered the Bore, ripped out the heart of the Dark One and built a Mimic from the corpse. Everyone lost their free will for a few hours, but everyone think it's the work of the Dark One being nearly free.Then I made my own omnicidal dark cult, empowered with Void magic, and made it compete against the Forsakens and the Dark Friends.I also started an undead apocalypse in Seanchan territory, using the dead Dreadlords from the Trolloc Wars, resurrected as Liches and taught some DnD necromancy. The Seanchan invasion is actually the fucking slavers running for their lives.I might also have unleashed a mindflayer infestation somewhere
>>94755211Depends, can you survive the retribution of Asmodeus? Also, the first people to have a chance to capitalize on this are:>Molthune (meet the new boss, same as the old boss)>Isger (meet the new boss, same as the old boss)>Nidal (meet the new boss, WORSE than the old boss)>Ravounel (may not be your cup of tea but probably the best of these)>Rahadoum (you love this if you think gods are more trouble than they're worth, you hate this otherwise)>Treerazer (which is BAD but also assumes he isn't about to be murdered by elves, who have been trying to kill him for a couple thousand years now and are about to get an AP dedicated to it)>some random giant/dragon/other powerful monster (because of course that's an option)>Tar-Baphon/the Whispering Way (you probably left a lot of corpses out in the open, it's free real estate for him to open a second front behind the defenders)>Oprak (Do you like hobgoblins? If yes, you love this, if no, you hate this)>a random Spawn of Rovagug (this is entirely up to RNG if it even happens, reload the save if it does - remember, The Tarrasque is a MID-tier Spawn)
>>94755414If you beat the shit out of her she'll never stop trying to kill you. She enjoys nothing more than challenging herself and you are now her greatest challenge. I hope you like beating your love interest half to death every time she heals up and comes gunning for you again. That's basically gonna be your relationship. Beat the shit out of her. Rape her if you're into that. Wait for her to heal and try to kill you again. Rinse and repeat.
>>94755451We also talk about your mom, who gave it up willingly.
>>94755353I need to actually read through the sidereal charms to figure out what kind of scale I should be working with, but the charm is both part of Venus’s ever escalating birthday gifts to Messier and probably the source of the Sidereal fuckery for years 8 and 9. Because I can’t put YG and a diary that tells the future in the same room without at least one survival game now can I?Mind you, YG having a Messier Disry, while something she would love, is not conductive to learning Granblaises backstory as mentioned earlier, so there’s probably going to be a bit of theft in their as well so that she can have more than one.
>>94755451I like to talk about fun settings but generally no one replies, and I've been busy.
>>94755359>>94755389>>94755399She may be an insane butcher, but I'm not and have notions of honor and romance. So I want to be at least moderately better than a caveman. Here's my ten-step plan for seducing Unohana.>Step 1: Declare my intentions to her (with gifts and flowers)>Step 2: Challenge her to a duel for the sake of going out with her>Step 3: Violent bloody battle that may or may not wreck a noticeable percentage of the Seireitei's infrastructure and ends with her so cut up and defeated that she may or may not be a nugget>Step 4: Restore her health and remind her of the duel's terms>Step 5: Loving romantic date that psychomilf>Step 6: Repeat steps 2-5 for a period of 3 to 6 months (courtship rituals)>Step 7: Challenge her to a wedding duel (she kills me she wins, I have to fight her until she concedes of her own will)>Step 8: Fight her for possibly several days at a time, allowing her to heal and continue attacking me while I never go for a kill shot but still give almost as good as I get, until she FINALLY concedes>Step 9: Marriage>Step 10: Babies!
>>94755507What fun settings would you like to discuss. I promise I will engage.
>>94755511Please see >>94755482
>>94755339Fight and kill her, resurrect her, say you will fight her again if she accepts to fuck you. Fight and kill her, resurrect her, then tell her that if she fucked as good as she fought, you might be convinced to end her for good.
>>94755451I mean, I talk about other things exclusively, but it's mostly speculation about whatever setting we're discussing at the moment, and even that only if I know enough to feel comfortable speculating.
>>94755451I tried talking about Warcraft but no one cares.
>>94755538Warcraft is fucking cursed. I don't want that shit here.
>>94755482So I should WITHOLD the crazy near-death matches until she agrees to go on a date/marries me?
>>94755511What's stopping her from saying no and fighting you anyway? It's not like she is one of those honor bound characters.
Fuck it. It's late enough in the thread and we're plenty far from the image cap. Do you have a particular image or character you like to use to represent your Jumper?
Does space exist in Dark Souls?
>>94755538Do you mean that in a sense of "hey what happens if I chuck X in the Sunwell?" or more in the sense of "why does Blizzard keep contradicting its own messages?" Also, please do not drop Tiberium in the Sunwell. Nothing good will come of that.
>>94755519Well I can't think of one now because I spent the last week playing porn games.Uhhh, what about... Laid Back Camping? If you guys had to pick four or so companions to make into a Camping Club with you, who would you pick and where would you like to camp
>>94755552I simply won't fight back and will use a special spacetime technique to make myself intangible (no I'm not ripping off Kamui shut up) so she literally can't fight me unless I agree to it. And I'll make the dates/marriage come FIRST, THEN we have the psycho bloody battles.
>>94755549That...actually might work. Beat her once and then refuse to fight unless she plays along.
>>94755563What if I chucked the Sunwell into the Sunwell
>>94755556No. I like to use Bing to generate images situationally for my Jumper though. And for Hollow Knight specifically, I found a fun little vessel maker to design my Jumper's new Vessel form.
>>94755556I like to steal Cid's look from The Eminence in Shadow
>>94755578Either the High/Blood Elves get DOUBLE SUN POWER or the whole thing overloads and blows up. Maybe both.
>>94755556No. If I had to choose one it'd probably be an old image I remember using for my myspace RP page...god I am fucking old.
>>94755572She can just not fight then, she is really not jumping into fights while Yamamoto is still alive, after that she just wanted to settle the Kenpachi thing.
>>94755556I usually have a hard time settling on one. If I figure out a default look, I might put it together in one of those Picrews or even draw it if I feel like.
>>94755567Well I've already gone camping most places near me worth going. Going camping in Alaska might be nice. As for companions to take camping I'm thinking we'll make it a guys outing. I'll take Ukita and Rengoku.
>>94755606That's why I initially challenge her to a duel then beat her so hard she becomes a nugget (until healed by me/Orihime (assuming Orihime ever wants to be useful)). It'll reawaken her bloodlust and make her desperate to fight me again, and after that I can just withold fighting until she agrees to a date. And then the courtship proceeds as planned!
>>94755556Like this but without the fucked up hands.
>>94755495>Because I can’t put YG and a diary that tells the future in the same room without at least one survival game now can I?Plot twist: The survival game goes unnoticed by everyone else because everything that happens isn’t anything odd for Gem.
>>94755556I kind of fluctuate through a variety of characters that fit my general color scheme of pink hair and (usually) blue eyes.
>>94755556Not really, no. I've been trying to get pixai to make a good loli with curly red hair, green eyes, freckles, and glasses for ages with no success
>>94755556Not sure if I want to go with green or gold eyes.
>>94755511Step 8 is going to royally piss her off. All she ever wanted was a proper fight to the death and now you deny her both.
Now I have Kirby on the brain. Any specific Kirby games people would like Jumps for?
>>94755658You know I shit on bodybuilders all the fucking time, I fucking hate bodybuilding, but the OGs were actually pretty awesome.
>>94755468Lets be honest, Isger is not going to capitalize on shit. They're a Chelish colony in a bad situation only propped up because Cheliax, The Hellknights, Andoran, and Druma all agreed to keep it a "nuetral" zone for the purposes of all three wanting a satellite state and to keep the goblins that teem out of the Chitterwood under control.The moment Cheliax falls, that place is going to either get carved up like a turkey, or its Andoran is just going to steamroll through it on their way to get their pound of flesh out of Cheliax.Also, if Chelaix and the Asmodaean church falls, You're going to have a lot of Isgeri orphans grow up to be pissed off at you removing the only organization that helped them in the wake of the Goblinblood wars, so expect them to form a potentially dangerous restorationist activist/political/terrorist group.
How would jumper make the Jake Jake no Mi(Jacket Fruit) work?
>>94755556This is more or less what my jumper looks like at the current point in his chain.
>>94755675New idea for step 8: set up a special time reversion kido/tech that lets her retain memories of death, but also allows both of us to kill each other repeatedly only to have time reversed and bring us back after death so we can keep killing each other. THEN we fight to the death (repeatedly).
>>94755557Considering the Sun is basically a giant nightlight made by Gwyn, and later mimicked by Gwyndolin, I'd hazard a guess and say no.
>>94755679Star Allies, please.
>>94755563More like what if I corrupted the Sunwell with Mamono Energy? Would Male Elves become females?What if I used Godslave and Goddess of the Elves on Elune?What's the best way to genocide orcs? Hordes of Hollows or good old plague and starvation?What if I nuked the Shadowlands with Excrucian abilities then replaced it with an Underworld made from my Neverborn altform?
>>94755709Then if you just go up into the sky far enough, what happens? What's it like up there?
>>94755679Seconding star allies
>>94755556I made a bunch of self-insert images using Bing AI once, and I've been using those things like Pathfinder Owlcat games
>>94755556I tend to make jumpers based on pictures I find instead of otherwise. Right now I'm this adorable creature. ... I would've been the artist's snow leopard OC, but I had absolutely no luck finding a non-pornographic picture of that one
>>94755715Not sure, but I imagine once you get far enough away that either Light or Dark don't extert influence anymore you just gut an endless formless expance of grey
>>94755556I bounce between a few depending on the jumper style. JRPG style jumper hovers somewhere between FF1 WoL, Zenos, and Sephiroth. Godzilla jumper generally keeps the Monsterverse design.
>>94755658Bottom right at least looks like he isn't dangerously dehydrated.
>>94755627>>94755567So where would you go camping anon?
>>94755654As someone who started using Pix recently: use 'petite' and 'flat chest' as tags.>>94755712Do we have a jump for the roguelike that gives you the Scroll of Genocide? Seems like an efficient solution to a lot of problems, if you don't care about, y'know, genocide.
>>94755187Mesopotamian Mythology can go up to 500,000 years.
>>94755740That's a man.
>>94755733How many tries does it take you to make an AI give you images that don't look like dogshit?
>>94755755Truly a rare thing for pictures of bodybuilders. I have to wonder if he actually competed like that or not. Was there a time when they didn't just all cut to like 1 percent and dehydrate themselves half to death?
>>94755743Could this be useful for the purposes of attaining immortality?
>>94755774That's the best part!
>>94755679Star allies, super star ultra
>>94755556
>>94755783So long as nothing kills you and you aren't a human, possibly. And who knows, maybe out in space there are space dragons. Personally, I don't want to tempt fate by getting lasered to smitherees by Space Seath
>>94755777NTA, but this is extremely dependent on what model/service you're using, whether it allows inpainting, how good you are at prompt engineering, and how knowledgeable you are about LoRAs. I've had some images come out perfectly one-shot, and others that took tens of iterations to get right.
>>94755679I've never played a Kirby game before but other anons seem to like Star Allies so do that one for them.
>>94755556Yes.
>>94755777I used the Bing one, and while its a bitch and a half to try and make something that isn't immediate kiboshed by the program's in-built filters, as long as I use prompts consisting of short and concise words and sentences, it tends to give me something nice and usable within at least4-6 attempts, depending on how much i keep adding to it. Though again that also depends on what you're trying to make with it. Trying to kitbash your own fantasy race? Not happening period (learned that the hard way), and it also doesn't like working with anything that isn't either a human, animals, or popular mythological creature.Though again, this is the Bing generator that you can use freely if you have literally any microsoft account. I know nothing of how to get the actually good and extensive image generators to work, and I don't want to bother scrolling through all the jargon found in the /trash/ Stable Diffusion general pastebins to learn how to do actual AI art.
>>94755712>corrupt the Sunwell with mamono manaHow big a shakeup this is depends on when you do it. For instance, if you sneak in and do it during Warcraft 1, the High Elves will get corrupted all at once, but all humanity will notice at first is "hey, does anyone else think they're acting weirdly nice?" By the time everyone realizes what's going on, Dalaran will be fully corrupted, too. Assuming the First War ends as it did in canon, Turalyon, Rhonin, and Nathanos will all be Incubi by the end of the Second War, and much of the Horde will be monsterized by that point, too. The Death Knights might be the first to turn, which will make problems for Gul'dan, who might ditch the Horde for the Tomb of Sargeras even faster.If you instead wait to do it right before Warcraft 3, but Arthas makes his way onto Quel'Danas anyway, the Kel'thuzad he resurrects may be anything but what he was hoping for.If you wait until WoW to do it, it'll replace the Lich King's corruption with its own, and if Kael'thas tries to summon Kil'jaeden through it, it'll corrupt Kil'jaeden, too. Which might get very interesting if the PCs still banish ol' KJ back to the Nether (and thus to Argus), because now you've got mamono mana eating all the other corruptions on Argus and making more of itself. This includes all the Death energy the Dreadlords have been pumping into it, so congratulations on messing up the Jailer's plans. Also, things on Azeroth speed up if some of that mamono mana gets out into the wider ley lines before Malygos kicks off the Nexus War, because that means the Blue Dragonflight is getting blasted with it, including their eggs, with Malygos himself taking the most direct blast. You can imagine how things go off the rails from there.
Hmm someone throw a name at me to name the shrine jumper works at in his current jump? He's taking it along as a property. So it'd be good to have a name for it
>>94755891Moriya Shrine.
>>94755891What kind of shrine is it? Normally they tend to be named after either the local deity they're based on, or the location/landmark they're built around, or an improtant event that is commemorated there
>>94755905Given this is Touhou PC-98 that might just get the literal Moriya shrine mad at them for the name eventually.>>94755915Its a japanese style shinto shrine. Hosting basically all the small gods Jumper could find in gensokyo that were willing to co exist and mostly share up faith between them.
>>94755712>More like what if I corrupted the Sunwell with Mamono Energy? Would Male Elves become females?Probably.>What if I used Godslave and Goddess of the Elves on Elune?I don't know what that is and we don't really know what Elune is yet beyond being the only 'actual' confirmed deity in setting.>What's the best way to genocide orcs? Hordes of Hollows or good old plague and starvation?I am morally and contractually obligated to advise against this, but will answer nonetheless. Depends on the time period. If it's pre-Kalimdor Third War, post-Dark Portal, then using a ritual bloodline curse on Mannoroth would wipe out most orcs on both Azeroth and Draenor. The surviving orcs can then be hunted down conventionally with military action against the Frostwolves. Draenor is a self-solving problem if you're willing to let the other residents of Draenor suffer for the Orcs hubris. If not, you'll have to invade.>What if I nuked the Shadowlands (...)I actively avoid learning about that lore, so no clue.
>>94755928Hakurei Shrine then.Just take the entire Hakurei Shrine.
>>94755935Does it come with a free Reimu?
>>94755763If we are just doing places on earth, probably somewhere in Tibet. Seems like a fun place.Outside of earth, the moon would be cool.
>>94755935I don't think Reimu nor the Hakurei god would like that very much.
>>94755972>>94755977Pay the Raymoo 50k yen. She'll be happy to come along.
>>94755977The Hakurei god doesn't seem to give a shit about anything at all.
>>94755974I will never forget visiting Tibet. That was a crazy fucking week.
>>94755647Honestly, it just might. The survival game is already precognitive tag where person 1 sees person 2 take route A to go to work so they plant a bomb on route A, but person 2 sees that bomb so they take route B instead. Doing this but everyone involved has avoidance kata and can just say nuh uh to a good portion of circumstances means that actually killing anyone will be exceptionally difficult. Bystanders are at far worse risk than any other diary holder.Actually I’d been planning for echo to exalt as a sidereal at some point, that might be a good time. Someone tries to kill her for leverage and then surprise your hostage just got your powers but better.
>>94755712>nuke the Shadowlands with Excrucian abilitiesDeath stops working properly for a hot second. I can't tell you much more than this. This is not because I don't know the lore, but because we do not yet know whether or not the First Ones are still paying attention to their creations. If they are, they might take offense to you breaking their systems, and remember that these are the Bigger Batman of every single Cosmic Force. The Titans, the Eternal Ones, the Life pantheon that Elune is part of apparently, the Void Lords (who are in turn the Bigger Old Gods), whatever super-Demons Sargeras overthrew to become the big boss of Disorder, and the Prime Naaru (or whatever's bigger than them in the Light)? The First Ones are their creators/bosses/???. If you can take them, great. If you can't, ouch.Now, replacing the Shadowlands with your Corpse-Tomb does mean the souls and Anima of every mortal creature that dies, ever, on any planet, is getting shunted into your Corpse-Tomb, assuming you didn't also break the subsystems that allow souls and Anima to leave the material realm at all. Which you might have. Be careful with those.
>>94755556I got these from a shitty ai I use. Does ok. Jumper and his two companions.
>>94755687IIRC, those pictured are the "natty limit" - bodybuilders before steroids.
>>94755985...I don't really want a reimu but that is a oddly hilarious idea.>>94755989Honestly good point but still. I'd like this shrine to be at least a bit more successful then the Hakurei shrine
>>94755891Kousei Shrine.
>>94756011>Honestly, it just might. The survival game is already precognitive tag where person 1 sees person 2 take route A to go to work so they plant a bomb on route A, but person 2 sees that bomb so they take route B instead. Doing this but everyone involved has avoidance kata and can just say nuh uh to a good portion of circumstances means that actually killing anyone will be exceptionally difficult. Bystanders are at far worse risk than any other diary holder.Just wait until Fair Eyes gets pulled in somehow.>Yunno: Avoidance Kata!>Fair Eyes: Confrontation Kata!>Actually I’d been planning for echo to exalt as a sidereal at some point, that might be a good time.Why would you do that to the poor woman, she’s going to need a break already.
>>94756089That works! Thanks anon.
Has your jumper ever allowed a prospective companion's mistaken assumption of your jumper's nature to stand, not wanting to complicate the situation, only for it to eventually be revealed as just that at the absolute worst possible moment, leading them to say vile, hurtful things?
>>94756092Oh no, YG can already do that. MU Avoidance Kara’s directly into her knife previously.Because But A Stepping Stone says that a ton of people around me are going to exalt inconveniently.
I want to maximize my Jumper's Chuuni potential. What are some of the best eye-based powers that only effect one eye?
>>94755556I'm this right now. Being a delicate looking woman that fights with a sword almost as big as I am is fun
>>94756150Analytical Engine from Aldnoah Zero is pretty nice. It's a really powerful computer that replaces one of your eyes
>>94756152JRPG Logic or Musou Logic?
>>94756150Sharingan.
>>94756160D&D Logic, actually.
>>94756162I thought it was a thing in canon that the Sharingan is significantly weaker if you only have one. It's been a while since I read Naruto, so I might be misremembering.
>>94756174You're definitely misremembering.
Eh alright, since I'm bored here have a build. Jumpers been a bit of a Onmyoji in the worlds he gets jumps so I'm continuing that sorta theme. And the shrines the first property he gets. Mulling on if it should actually just lack a god without him realizing it, leading to him inadvertently drawing on what faith it does draw after a while.Jump 5:Touhou PC-98 (World 22)Nature: Humanorigin: ExorcistPerks>Flight: Free >Danmaku: Free >Redesign:-100>A shrine maidens duty:-100>A shrine maidens actual duty:-100>That's disgusting:-100>Yin& Yang:-100>Better to rule in bullet hell:-150>Gensoky makes gods do:-200Items>Fantastic frills:Free>The Essentials: Free>Lethal orbit:-150>Humble shrine (Kousei):-200
>>94756081Well yeah, that's why I respect it.
>>94756173Huh. So I guess it's a medium-size then and you're just short?
>>94756174Nah, and the mangekyo sharingan has different but similar powers depending on the eye, and to get around the getting blind the more you use it and attain an eternal mangekyo sharingan you have to steal and transplant it into yourself. Sharingan is just chuuni incarnation. The only point where sharingan is weaker is if a non-uchiha uses it but that's an issue with it consuming a boatload more chakra.
>>94756119>Subdued Echo: So, I’m an Exalt now?>YG: Yup, Sidereal chosen of Endings by the look of it.>Subdued Echo: Amazing… What do I do now?>YG: Now you head off to become a desk jockey in Yu-Shan. The Sidereals are all horrifically overworked, so I hope you don’t mind perpetual overtime.>Subdued Echo: … Um…>YG: Also you’re managing the functioning of Creation, so any mistakes could mean the death of thousands. Oh, and a number of your colleagues are much older and stronger then you and regard using you for their own ends as standard practice.And then Echo became a Ronin.
>>94755556This is pretty close to the ideal. The resting bored face, unkept fair and build is what I imagine.
>>94756194It's actually a Greatsword made for a Large creature. I've got Monkey Grip and Wield Oversized WeaponsI was originally planning on using one for a Huge creature, but I missed the bit where Wield Oversized Weapon replaces Monkey Grip entirely
>>94756249>Monkey GripAh, that's the good 3.5e cheddar
Can I, as a Magus of high pedigree in Kara no Kyoukai, use magecraft to invent the Niko Style of Kengan Asura?
>>94756259Monkey Grip isn't actually particularly good. You'd be better off grabbing Power Attack, since it gives more damage for the same penalty.I just liked the idea of having a huge sword
>>94755556I'm a wizard.
>>94756221Consider - All of that may still qualify as a vacation from dealing with her bosses bullshit.And then she probably gets ordered to go back and spy on me. THEN she becomes a Ronin.
>>94756259>3.5e cheddar>not casterfagging
Approximately how much firepower should a Magical Girl be strapped with?
>>94756259Honestly, I don't even NEED monkey grip or wield oversized weapon. I've got 20 strength and dexterity, I should be able to use them without feats.
>>94756296if she can't crack a planet she can't crack my heart
>>94756267Soemtimes when it comes to 3e/PF1e, you just gotta embrace the flavor over efficiency. Monkey Grip, Mercurial Swords, and some ToB stuff for full martial sillyfun.
>>94756296The only magical girl show I've watched was the first two seasons of Lyrical Nanoha. So enough firepower to break a city
>>94756286>And then she probably gets ordered to go back and spy on me. THEN she becomes a Ronin.Order a new Sidereal to spy on someone who knows about Sidereals and was a better boss to them then you, truly a plan worthy of a Sidereal elder.
>>94756355sexo demon
>>94756315Only the most trustworthy members of the bronze faction were consulted!But yeah, Messier would just sort of pat her on the back and explain the great curse to her. She can do however much spying she wants but she’s expressly forbidden from collaborating with other sidereals. She doesn’t need their stupidity infecting her.
>>94755658Swole Hitler there in the middle right lookin' like he's about to throw a few hundred jews on the train himself.
>>94755556It was never actually supposed to be Battler, but Val never actually finished the Garden of Avalon/Oasis of Fantasy updates so I've never had a chance to settle on what it SHOULD be. Probably some kind of Pathfinder Aeon? Pathfinder Aeon art is pretty neat, they get all the cool angels while actual Pathfinder angels seem to be mostly people and only sometimes illuminated suits of armour, and the Azata...exist.At least, for the avatars. For my Jumper's true self,I probably need to give AI another crack to get something that isn't straight out of an Alan Moore comic.>>94756117No, I am usually very upfront to prospective companions about how I am there to assume direct control of their reality from the start. >>94756296Yes.
>>94756299And apparently I kinda forgot that Wield Oversized Weapon was an epic feat. I guess I DO need the thing. Hm.... Alright, I'll just have to get those bracers that let me wield weapons as if I was a size catagory larger then. Then I can upgrade from a Huge Greatsword to a Gargantuan Greatsword when I hit Epic levels and can grab Wield Oversized Weapons. I'm not sure how large a Greatsword for a Colossal creature should be, but it'll be fun to swing around anyways
>>94756364>She can do however much spying she wants but she’s expressly forbidden from collaborating with other sidereals. She doesn’t need their stupidity infecting her.Sounds like a plan.
>>94756382>I'm not sure how large a Greatsword for a Colossal creature should be, but it'll be fun to swing around anywaysAssuming its normal Colossal and not Colossal+, iirc Colossal minimum height is 62ft. So roughly you're going to be swinging around a Greatsword the roughly the size of a Megalodon, or if you like baseball the distance between the home place and pitcher's mound
>>94756441Now remember that this is basically being televised. So I'm going to sit down with Echo, the gods are all going to lean in because they're expecting sex or character development, and I'm going to lay out the reason why the solars went mad and the sidereals suck so damn much and everything has been terrible for the last thousand years or so.Can we say information containment failure?
>>94756469Alright, that's a bit too large. I... think I might stick to just using a Large Greatsword
>>94756489>Alright, that's a bit too large. I... think I might stick to just using a Large GreatswordHere, this is the size chart. It should help youhttps://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Table_of_Creature_Size_and_Scale
>>94756487Yu-Shan tuned in wanting entertainment, and indeed, things are going to get very entertaining. Of course, the gods probably won’t all believe you at first, but it’s just a matter of time until UCS hears about this and asks Lytek about whether or not the Great Curse is a thing that could be real. And Lytek is not hiding the fact that he’s always known about the Great Curse from the sun.
>>94756469>megalodonI want to release a sizeable breeding population of those fuckers onto a modern earth. Just to mess with marine biologists
>>94756562What would they eat?>They would eat whales-Look at how packs, PACKS of sharks fare against orcas. Are you sure the sperm whales wouldn't hunt them right back into extinction?
>>94756562Umm, they would just get hunted to extinction like the other megafauna.
>>94756541Now imagine Venus being in the room because this could potentially be her daughters new girlfriend, she just HAS to supervise things.I wonder how that information going directly to one of the maidens would go.
>>94756571>>94756578See thats the best thing, even if they do all die you only need one or two to wash up and be verifiably real to ruin so many marine biologists lives and carreers. Its surprisingly common for those guys to go on long winded rants about how megalodons are impossible in modern day. It would drive them mad.
>>94756596>Venus stares at the screen for a solid 30 seconds, and then turns her head slowly to the sidereals in the room, her face emotionless.
>>94756596>Venus: So that’s what you’ve wanted to tell us for the last five thousand years.>Jupiter: You can’t even imagine by how much.
>>94756629Yeah, that's going to go very badly for them. And probably represents a directly line to Conky.I pity the first person who tries to question things about how I learned this or where. I'll probably get investigated for Abyssal contamination again, but this is at bare minimum year 9 in the jump so it's not like they have long left to be a pain in my ass.
>>94756614If I wanted to ruin a marine biologist's career, I'd just cultivate a specific strain of algae that grows like crazy wherever environmentalist policies are enforced.
>>94756644Does Jupiter know? I know Lytek does, and I could have sworn there was a God Of Secrets Known Only To One Person who I vaguely recall also knowing (because lytek never told anyone), but that's all I can recall.
>>94756713Pretty sure it’s been stated she does. Unfortunately, her nature means she can’t tell anyone.
>>94756737Huh. Well, she's going to be happy to finally be able to get that off her chest.
>>94756713why did lytek never tell anyone?
>>94756378Eidolon if he was an SMT demon.
>>94756770NTA but honestly thats something I've always wondered to.
>>94756770Presumably because he didn't know how to fix it and didn't want to get in trouble for failing to fix them. Realistically though, I have no idea. Maybe he asked a sidereal for advice?
>>94756770maybe lytek is just kind of a shithead.
>>94756770IIRC he was trying to fix it but took so long, and failed, that if he came out and said he found it they would kill him for incompetence.
>>94755556Jumper and his maid in the enchanting lab. >>94756117I mostly pretend to be a normal mage until things go sideways.
>>94756752Indeed.>>94756770He didn’t want to admit the first major problem he’d faced in his job was beyond his ability to fix.
>>94756921working on a jump, hopefully I'll finish this one before then
>>94751997>Validating SB's excessive paranoia regarding safety and caution, whether as a choice or incidentally.Why
>>94756296
Approximately how large of a cock should a magical girl "be strapped" with?
>intro text>3 locations>2 perks>7 items>companion section>4 drawbacks>ending sectionugh it feels like I have so much left even though more than half of it is done
>>94756976Large enough to ride
>>94756976Either a 10+ wombpuncher that casts a shadow over the faces of all who look upon it or a cute 2-3 inch micropeen that is adorably soft and sensitive that makes her moan and whine whenever anyone touches it. No inbetween.
>>94756981You're doing better than I am, anon. My jump is simply sitting in my tabs, taunting me, daring me to work on it. I'll get to you eventually, you motherfucker.
>>94757022https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>>94757044>m.
>>94757049>Y. C. A.
>>94757167>IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE
Be careful to avoid having sex with dyslexic women named Macy. You'll end up doing the YMCA.
>>94757022kek
>>94756778There is another obvious choice, of course. But the fact that YJ never actually finished the “become Jyggalag” scenario vaguely weighs on my mind.
Reminder: asking questions on the internet MIGHT get you an answer, maybe.Being WRONG on the internet will get dozens or hundreds of people crawling out of the woodworks to tell you just how wrong you are, with sources to back it up.
>>94756174None of these people know what they're talking about. It was stated multiple times that the true power of the Sharingan only comes out with both eyes. This is most evident with Kamui, where it literally gets twice as fast with both eyes.
>>94753634Well, before they even get to the Dark Continent Hisoka is first gonna have to kill the entire Phantom Troupe except Chrollo who will become the Joker from being so pissed off that all his friends are dead, get King Crimson from Tserreidnich and then probably get more power ups on the Dark Continent to become the main villain. Plus Kurapika is protecc a baby.
I wanted to get away from low effort animeslop that forces harem into every single series so I went in the village and all I saw were herds and flocks of mostly females and one or two males watching over and fucking them. Fucking hell, haremtards have penetrated every faces of society.Anyway do we have any haremslayer perks?
>>94757044he looks like one of my cousins and it makes it really awkward to watch anything to do with him
>>94757415>haremslayerYou are a monster and I approve.>Harsh Realities 600cp>The simply fact is most relationships don’t work, let alone a harem. It could be a clash of personalities, financial troubles, or any number of things. Regardless, you may now enforce these, dooming all but the most powerful relationships. (You dick.)
>>94757415>Anyway do we have any haremslayer perks?perks to kill a bunch of people or what
>>94757415What the fuck is a haremslayer perk? If you need a perk to slaughter some silly waifus and their exasperated gutless japanese MC, you need a perk to wipe your own ass too.
>page 10Share what you are listening to, I need new stuff
>>94757438Thanks.>>94757440>>94757455Obviously conceptual anti-harem stuff. Murder is easy.
>>94757359>KurapikaIs a male. Which it's still gay to want to fuck even if you desperately wish he had a vagina.
>>94757457Just soothing dwarf music while imagining a forge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm96Cqu4Ils
>>94757457>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bdqdO5LAIA&list=PLOJgNPpZvsA2JGb8sOpujVMF3jSuMDOcA&index=1The entire album, on repeat.
>>94757470>The Cringetles>The Overratedles>The FotMles
>>94757455
>>94757457Endless Taverns's stuff on youtube.
>>94757457Enjoy my odd tastes.https://youtu.be/TUO212ggkDchttps://youtu.be/CweMfCcqC8Ihttps://youtu.be/iP7Y_PAg3Fchttps://youtu.be/dQHDysEZJ-whttps://youtu.be/WVOrucDHjDghttps://youtu.be/RtXc81wU_f4https://youtu.be/CgLFvnh15ek
How hard was it for Orochimaru to replicate Juugo's Kekkei Genkai? I know it's possible and that he succeeded in doing it, so I can probably do it too with the right build and enough work, but I'm wondering about the time and resource commitment that it might take.
More chain writing! Vouyers, birthdays, and inappropriate gifts.>Celestial TVFar away from Gem, in the center of creation, there is an island. This island is where the Scarlet Dynasty rules over the world as they try to defend it from fae, demon, and ghost, and vilify the Anathema. Far above them, there is another island made in duplicate. Yu Shan, the court of heaven, where the gods reside. It is, without a doubt, the largest bastion of corruption and bribery in all the lands. Even Gem, whose laws fluctuate on a daily basis with the eb and flow of who can afford to bribe the Despot the most, is not quite so bad. On this day, however, a minimal amount of work is being done. There are some low ranking gods onto whom paperwork has been shoved, but a number of gods are throwing parties, and anyone who could afford to take the day off has done so.In one of those parties, a pool of divination has been set up and tuned to the life and times of one particular mortal. She had been investigated by the sidereals for various things, and those who had read her case had deemed her interesting enough to continue watching even after the sidereals jurisdiction had effectively ended. The woman's life had, for all intents and purposes, been turned into a drama. A small handful of minor gods arranged for things to be more exciting than they ought, while cutting out the boring bits and adding music at suitably thrilling moments, as if watching her life was like watching a play.Surely, if the woman knew she would be outraged at the breach of privacy between her and her lover and their other friends, but that required the opinion of a mere mortal to actually matter to the gods of Yu Shan. In theory the sidereal might complain and interject, but the only sidereal who had any claim on the woman denied all involvement for the trouble she'd unknowingly caused him. She hadn't been the only one investigated after all.
>>94757457https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc9830e_xrgDunno why, using anime dub lines as song lyrics shouldn't be good but it sounds nice to me.
>>94757457https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q
>>94757492And so it was, on the seventh of Ascending Fire, did many gods gather before the viewing pool to witness an epic clash for the ages, in which the woman and her circle did battle against one of the dreaded Abyssals and the army of dead bandits that he had converted into ghosts, zombies, and other creatures most foul in order to steal the entirety of the city of Gem for himself. For hours, the gods ooh'd and ah'd as the woman danced through the battlefield, as the heavy axe and subtle knife of her half caste lover flashed in her wake. As the childish Solar pulled forth tool after tool and invention after invention. As the renegade Deathknight fought for her only chance of normality against her own kind. As the brave mortals of both the city and the woman's retinue brought forth all they were worth for the sake of their lives.Slowly, surely, the foes fell and the battle ended. The heroine's circle retreated and regrouped to nurse their wounds and plan for how to get away with this fight, to not be betrayed for being too strong or put down like dogs by the wild hunt. In that moment, many of the gods loosen their belts. The half caste's habits were well known by this point, and her hands wandered throughout the meeting, bits and pieces of both her clothing and her targets drifting to the ground as they enjoyed their bodies. Because as interesting as her life was, she was quite possibly the most beautiful mortal in creation, and no man could resist two women going at it like that. Even the female gods were not entirely immune.By complete chance, someone passed by and heard the lewd noises. The schlucks and plaps, the glacks and shcliks. And, being a goddess of the court of serenity, investigated. And thus was Venus, maiden of serenity, introduced to a new pastime, the stalking of a young mortal who had the potential to be exceptionally, mhm, serene. She watched. Witnessed. And eventually came to a decision.
>>94757497>anime dub linesI heard a rap song that used bits of Light's speeches from Death Note.
>>94757503For the joy she had brought to Yu Shan, and perhaps as an apology for the boorish behavior of the gods, she would be sent something small, as a reward for good work. Especially that thing she'd done with her tongue to the half caste sidereal, that had looked fun. A package was quickly assembled and sent off, and Venus paused. Had she seen this girl before somewhere? She had been investigated, but Venus hadn't been part of that investigation so that probably wasn't it."...Bother. That's going to irritate me, isn't it? Where have I seen those tits before?"- - - - -YG paced nervously. Finding out that her lover's birthday was two days ago was not how she’d expected her week to go, but she’d managed to draft Echo into forcing Messier to take days off in preparation for throwing at least a small party. Then she’d had to scramble to get a gift. Getting Messier a gift was hard. She was rich. She could buy anything she wanted. YG was half tempted to wrap herself up and call that her present, but that was likely to get her love to scold her for being excessive in front of Noel. And also wasn’t all that special, given how often they went at it.That cut out a great deal of possible options. Can’t be herself, can’t be something bought. Could potentially be something bartered for, but that ran into the same issues as buying things because Messier had a looot of political capital in Gem right now. What to get, what to get, what to get?
>>94757509…She could give Messier her knife? For like, a week? She was kind of always asking her not to stab people for looking at her for too long after all, that was supposedly just an indication of good taste. It was when they tried to make a move that she was allowed to get stabby. A week of not having to ask her that would be good, right? Or maybe a month? No, a month was too much. She also couldn’t promise no violence at all during such a period, one of her siblings would undoubtedly try to take advantage of that.Okay! Her knife for a week, that was going to be her present to Messier!- - - - -I stared blandly up at YG as she shifted in place, blushing faintly.“...Why is Miss Yig giving big sis her knife only for a week? If she was going to give you her knife, shouldn’t you get to keep it?”Noel has a deeply confused look on her face. And also frosting from the cake. The thought of a present she doesn’t get to keep is probably a bit weird for her. Her own present of a small clockwork bird with some recorded birdsong was impressive, especially given that she’d apparently only started work on it a few days ago.“It’s something of a joke, more than an actual present. I get what she’s trying to do though, and it is sweet.”Noel shrugs even as YG slumps in relief that I liked it. Not that asking her not to do things was a trial per say, but it was something I could take my mind off of for a little while at least. Make things slightly easier.
>>94757508Death Lotto?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3aC47Md1b4
>>94757516“What about this one?”Despite nominally being the only ones invited to my party - or rather, the only ones who knew I was having a party, because they’d decided on such a thing on their own accord - there is in fact a third present. Or a fourth, if you consider the bottle of apple wine that Echo had pulled out of the cold room for me. I would imagine that I did technically pay for it, or had it written off, but her grabbing it without being asked is at least mildly thoughtful and appropriate enough.Regardless, the additional present is a small chest - or a large jewelry box, depending on your perspective. It has a singular bow slapped on top of it and my name engraved on a plate, so clearly it is in fact someones present to me, but quite frankly I have no idea who. YG pulls it over to me and Noel makes encouraging noises for me to open it, so I obey. They both not-so-subtly lean over to look into it as I do.“...This is from your father isn’t it.”“Um. Not that I’m aware? Why would you say that?”“I can’t think of anyone else who would send me anything made of starmetal.”“That's. Fair. I think?”“Miss Yig? Big sis? What are they?”I look over at Noel. Noel who has yet another confused look on her face. A confused look on her face at the chest full of starmetal sex toys that YG’s father has sent me. Yes, such a subtle message. I’m aware you don’t approve of me, jackass.“An insult.”“Oh.”YG winces but makes noises of agreement when Noel looks towards her for confirmation.“If nothing else the metal is valuable I suppose.”- - - - -“Oh, you got it to her a few days after her birthday? That’s great timing!”“She… didn’t like it? Whyever not?”“I suppose I did forget to sign it, so that’s understandable. I didn’t realize he felt that way.”“I’ll just have to send her something better next year I suppose.”
Okay dumb ass thought of a jumper taking a set of metaphysics where belief= Reality to a degree where the more people believe something the more real it is. And having him making make first contact with alien kind. Blowing up big on the galactic internet to the degree that aliens end up thinking humans can just do the things Jumper can do like flying or magic. and therefore... well kind of making it reality. That feels like it'd be a fun time on both sides of the human-alien side.
>>94757491It apparently took him at least a full decade to do it, and he has a prison full of his failed attempts.
>>94757527Ran out of words in that post - Behold, the beginning of Venus's escalating gifts. Because Messier thought it was YG's dad telling her to go fuck herself.Also, ngl, "Where have I seen those tits before" makes me crack up for some reason. It makes sense in context, and it is a goddess of sex saying it, but still. It feels inherently silly.
>>94757489>Southron's Battle Cry of Freedom HOLY FUCKING BASED.
>>94757484I can buy the idea of fear resistance, but bullying resistance just makes this comical.
>>94749438>>94750235>>94750285Machi can probably do transplants.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEU4PK80n7k
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>94757527Rolling for my jumper to mating press Quavinse
>>94756870Got any more pics of your maid?
>>94757492>It is, without a doubt, the largest bastion of corruption and bribery in all the lands.>The Ebon Dragon has never been sure how he feels about being bested at this.>>94757509>Where have I seen those tits before?"She should check her records.>>94757527>“If nothing else the metal is valuable I suppose.”And ethically sourced.
>>94757521Damn that goes hard
>>94757457https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBJffio8ZeQ
>>94757457https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJiSku11gDI
>>94757465*Rewrites history so that everything is the same except Kurapika is a girl*
>>94757415there's literally a perk called harem slayer in the Goblin Slayer jump.
>>94755747>PicIs Godzilla doing ok?
>>94757359>get King Crimson from TserreidnichWill there be a perk for his level of talent?
>>94757735Yes.>PicY'know, if you remove that one scene where he's shown to be a serial killer this dude would just be funny and charming and everyone would root for him.
>>94757735>taught him Nen wrong in order to cripple his potential>just makes him more dangerous insteadWhoopsies!
>>94752044Feel free to fanwank Isidoros opening his charmset to you in the Infernals jump. He doesn't have a canon charmset, but there are fan writeups for them; I'm partial to Revlid's.>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1baC9H9BZ16prvQ5jVg1nWqKiz3fKgGqEWtcSDjIbSbY/edit?tab=t.0
>>94757775>RevlidIsn't that fucker an SVer, which is even more woke than an SBer?
>>94757554How long until she gives you a brothel?
>>94757780He was originally on the White Wolf exalted forums, till they got nuked. He's on SB and SV now, but none of the exalted stuff he wrote is woke (he homebrewed for 2e, not 3e).And hell, if you're willing to use content based on what Holden wrote for Exalted (most of the Ink Monkeys content), Revlid's no worse. Many of us lamented that Holden and Morke got hired by White Wolf but Earthscorpion and Revlid didn't.
>>94757591Insufficient. Would you like to roll to be amazon'd?>>94757605The dragon excells at all forms of such things, but as politicians, they specialize.Records inconclusive, need to motorboat more people until the source becomes apparent.>>94757788Year four. Right now the present list is sex toys, hooker, a bought out brothel, and then an actual brothel. Then two more things I haven't decided on, then a custom charm.
Is Dishonored the IP with the highest return as far as low-power to hax ratio?
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>94757845>Would you like to roll to be amazon'd?NTA, but fuck it, I'll ball.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>94757845Not that anon Bored as hell so-why not? Rolling to be amazon'd
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>94757845>Would you like to roll to be amazon'd?Hit me
>>94757521For me, it's Love Taste.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWbD5q769Ms
>>94757868>>94757876Congratulation, you have been Amazon'd by a girl with infinite mass. You may or may not have a half caste quasar coming your way in nine months. Fair warning, they're going to be a natural harem protag regardless of gender.>>94757871You did in fact get laid, but you wake up alone.
>>94757864Dishonored you might die from plague or rats, even if the powers are really stupid strong compared to the danger, it still doesn't come close to Chronicle where you get basically no-limit telekinesis while going to...ordinary high school.
>>94757886>You did in fact get laid, but you wake up alone.Alas, I hoped potentially for more but I suppose thats how fate is sometimes.
