How long as it been since the last real earnestly engaged with “stat me” thread? Has one ever existed?
Dunno, thought I filtered them. But guess not since you got through.
>>94817813>How long as it been since the last real earnestly engaged2015
>>94817813
at least 5 years, probably moregrim
Why should shitposts be engaged in earnest?
Well you start with the stats of the baseline animal, in this case from Genesys, then add the cybernetics and a statline for the gun.
>>94817813Alright, fuck it.[Assaultosaurus] CR13Cyborg DinosaurN Gargantuan Construct (Augmented Animal)INIT +6; SENSES low-light vision, Heatvision 60 ft; Perception +23===AC 27, touch 9, ff 24 (+2 Dex, +1 dodge, +18 natural, -4 size)HP 170 (20d10+60)FORT +8, REF +10, WILL +6Hardness 5; IMMUNE fear, mind-effecting; RESIST cold 15, fire 15WEAKNESSES vulnerable to critical hits, vulnerable to electricity===Speed 60ftMELEE bite +28 (4d6+24/19–20 plus grab), 2 talons +28 (2d6+12)RANGED integrated Mk205 cyclonic pulse cannon +18 (8d8/x4) usable every 3 roundsSPACE 20 ft; REACH 20 ft bite, 10ft talonsSPECIAL ATTACKS combined arms, powerful bite, vent coolant===STR 34, DEX, 15, CON 20, INT 14, WIS 11, CHA 8BASE ATT +20; CMB +36; CMD 49FEATS Combat Reflexes, Deadly Aim, Dodge, Great Fortitude, Improved Initiative, Improved Lightning Reflexes, Lightning Reflexes, Mobility, Skill Focus (Acrobatics), Spring AttackSKILLS Acrobatics +28 (+36 when jumping), Intimidate + 19, Perception 23===SPECIAL ABILITIESMk205 cyclonic pulse cannon (Ex):This integrated firearm has a range increment of 200 ft, automatically reloads as a free action at the end of the next round, and has a 1 misfire range. If a misfire occurs, the attack misses and burning coolant is vented in a 30ft radius, All creatures in the area (including the Assaultosaurus) take 13d6 points of plasma damage (half fire, half electricity; DC 18 Reflex halves, Assaultosaurus cannot save). Additionally the area is filled with thick vapor for 4 rounds as per Obscuring Mist.Combined Arms (Ex): When taking a full attack action the Assaultosaurus can attack with melee and ranged integrated weapons simultaneously.Vent Coolant (Ex):1/day, as a free action the Assaultosaurus can vent coolant around it in a 20ft radius, filling the area with thick vapor for 3 rounds as per Obscuring Mist. Using this ability immediately reloads the pulse cannon.
>>94821306There ya go, system is PF1 btw, hope it scares the shit out of someones players with that alpha damage.I also considered making the Vent Coolant ability require a move action and only last 2 rounds, but be unlimited. Therefore giving it a sort of 2nd combat mode where it gives up on its full attacks/melee in exchange for spamming smoke and gun every round.Imagine the scene, energy blasts coming out of a cloud on a hill, you rush the position only to be met with a Trex mouth once you see through the fog.<< your turn
>>94817813Why would you ever earnestly engage with a "stat me" thread in the first place? The owlbear stat block is a meme for a reason, those threads don't deserve any more effort than the copypasta they get.
Would Molcos be classified as undead or as a construct?
>>94821643>sitting in his shit-filled diaper, anon begins to type "large magical beast".
>>94822817Conosotorucoto