These two are dispatched to help your latest character. How hard a job will it be? How do you see things going down?
>>94822994Think of it as a character fleshing out exercise, yes.
>>94822805Hot steamy sex with charlie
>>94823292That can't be hygienic.
>>94822805How good are they at removing curses? Because my current character has a geas on him that is commanding him to "take care" of a guy, and he doesn't want to have to "take care" of him permanently.
>>94822805>helpIIRC they make you smile, not "help".My Pathfinder character smiles on his own pretty often so they'd only need to crack a joke or help him recover a rare manuscript.My Dark Heresy character is a battered gloomy sad sack and smiles only when he can get away with making his superiors mad, so it'll be long haul and they'll most probably die before they achieve anything.
>>94826736>IIRC they make you smile, not "help".It's the same thing in practice.
>>94822805>Sadistic vampire rapist who simps for the goddess of murderThis could be a real episode lol
>>94822805It’s a tiny version of your thread, OP. I want you to have it.
>>94822805>latest character is a 150 year old tech-priest genetor who serves as the party's cougar wine aunt They are probably not gonna be cool with the sperm jacking, but really the only problem facing her is she is a pariah in the mechanicus due to some light tech heresy. Ultimately though she is one of the happiest/most positive characters I have ever played. Just living her life and being a recreational hater.
>>94822805>PC1 Would've been hard at first, but now that he found several wives and adopted a bunch of undead daughters he's smiled despite himself multiple times.>PC2 A gregarious bastard who is constantly trying to defuse some very tense culture clashes with varying degrees of success. He'd be more likely to work with them than need their help.>PC3 Would try to fleece em or sell em into slavery. Doesn't need help smiling tho.>PC4 Is almost always smiling because their siblings told them its how humans signal you are not a threat. Would also be more likely to try and help them than need their help.>PC5 An absolute sour cunt who got passed over for inheriting the Rogue Trader Dynasty in favor of her absolute retarded bellend of a brother (from her point of view) and joined the Inquisition to compensate for her lack of status. Can only smile with malice now.
>>94822805They realize immediately there's been some sort of error. My character is almost delusionally optimistic and has never recognized the possibility he could fail at something
>>94825724Kissing is incredibly unhygienic to begin with.
>>94823292That's not Charlie, that's Angel Dust!
>>94827691Not really. If you throw them at a character that's already jovial, their job will be done without even touching that character's quest.It's the grumpies that can entangle Smiling Friends into shenanigans.
>>94830525Mr. Frog is always smiling and he still needed their help though.
>>94828402is he a vampire that rapes or does he rape vampires?
>>94831442>"Pim, that doesn't- okay, it's kind of a- look, it's kind of nitpicking, you know?"
>>94822805>How hard a job will it be?I play a PTSD ridden bounty hunter in steampunk medieval game of GURPS with a great DM. He's probably gonna have a hard time getting fixed.>How do you see things going down?They might at least talk to him about settling down from a violent job and instead looking into something like farming.
>>94828632I going to give it to iFunny.
