Ed Greenwood managing to sneak his fetishes into published DnD products never fails to be amusing."feasthall" is Ed's code word for brothel, by the way. This giant nordic girl was polymorphed into a brown girl and then passed around like a party favor. For YEARS.
>>94835368Correct, that is Dungeons and Dragons, the most traditional of all games.
>>94834534I am so tired of the spam. I barely can read the board.
>>94834534It says right here Jeff Grub from TSR coined festhall. What does a brothel mascot even do
>>94835723Presumably attract people to come in.
>>94835368>>94835717Are these spambots? Serious question since random nonsense replies like these keep being posted constantly.
>>94834534Yeah we know Ed's a degen. You got anything of actual value to say or...?
>>94835771Worse, they are european posters who love to spam bump days old threads to complain about the board being worse rather than let their idiotic posts die
it's a tale as old as time.look at fucking Gene Wolfe, and Frank Herbert..entire book series where they're openly fetishistic.>Herbert is into weird mommy domming.>Wolfe is a sado-masochist into electricity play.Robert A. Heinlein is genuinely embarrassing, clumsily pushing his ddlg fantasies without much grace.Octavia E. Butler was honest and forward about writing "Female Alien + Male Human MPreg", but it frankly comes off more as a neurotic thought experiment about gender and possibly race relations.
>>94835786>openly fetishisticWhy are you acting like having a sex drive is anything weird? You're posting on an imageboard that started out by posting pictures of futas for people to jerk it to. Everyone is a degen to some degree.
>>94835771Stay mad, bumpfag.
>>94835910an anime imageboardanime was created by a furry
>>94838542Tezuka was a madman, but he knew what he was about.
>>94835910Agreed. But the spergs who can't get over sexuality having a pretty normal, every-day place in society are what make sexuality a third-rail in gaming. They just can't control their tiny little peckers every time there's so much as cleavage. I get it but it's annoying.
>>94835786>>94838542>>94838675This is the way.
>>94838675>>94838542He also made some anime involving a cat girl (genetic experiment, looked more like a normal cat as a baby but then like a furry girl with tits later on), where it was clear that the girl had sex with a teen boy (there was a shot of his unbuttoned pants).
>>94835910>paraphilia is the same as sex driveNo
>tfw you will never be mindbroken into a degenerate coomer as a boy by your slutty free love hippie aunts
>>94835786>>94839300You want a real /d/-tier scifi/fantasy series, check out the Well World series by Jack L. Chalker. Mind control and transformation out the wazoo, and it is not subtle at all in its fetishism.
>>94839395Literally is yeah
>>94835910A sex drive isn't the same thing as being totally degenerate or weird. >A hunky young warrior fell in love with a super sexy princess. They had loads of sex and eventually started a family.Totally normal, basically happens in Tolkien>A secretive order of sexy nun geishas engage in a centuries long breeding plan, selectively fucking and manipulating different influential men until they can have two cousins marry who will produce a superman, who in turn will be subservient to his sexy nun mom and her order. Also the greatest warriors in the galaxy practice semen retention and will reinvigorate humankind by raping a bunch of women during their conquests. Pretty kinky. And look man, I'm not against having some kink in your fiction, but don't act like Herbert's elaborate breeding BDSM faction is on the same spectrum as Tolkien implying Sam banged the hell out of his wife when he got home and had eighty little Hobbit babies.
>>94841835Yeah, it's worse.>A hunky young warrior fell in love with a super sexy princess. They had loads of sex and eventually started a family.This is literally filled with nothing but your queerass fetishes, you're just too myopic to understand.
>>94835723Basically be the main identifying feature of the brothel you would think.
>>94834534The best way to smokescreen this is to have so many covert fetishes nobody knows which are yours.Subtletly is for cowards. Subterfuge is for kings.
>>94841755Chalker did a few other series as well, (I can remember the Four Lords of the Diamond, the Dancing Gods, and the Quintara Marathon off the top of my head) and they *all* did that. One of the Diamonds books, for instance, ends with the shapeshifting protagonist getting hypnotized to death and turned into a sexy slave girl assassin.Still ain't got nothin' on Piers Anthony, tho'.
>>94841835>Totally normal, basically happens in TolkienWasn't this Dune?
>>94843556It's just spaced wrong.
There is nothing bad with little fetishes. Humans are sexual beings, and the eros desires are powerful drive, not every adventure needs to be about treasures, saving the world or slaying a dragon, sometimes those are just proves, foreplay, before you manage to win the heart of your beloved. And sometimes, this conquest is more valuable than any other prize the adventurer could find on their journey. Also, can serve as a detractor - why fight the villain, when they are somebody who can fulfill your fetish better than the princess?
>>94834534>OMG! THIS IS HECKING EPIC!
>>94841835This is undeniable on any rational basis, it's just manifestly true. Larry Niven was exactly the same, it's one of the hallmarks of mid-20c fantasy and sci-fi, it was eerily sex-obsessed.I would point to Gor, which actually has good entries in the series, but which is just 100% maledom slave fantasy stuff, and the guy who wrote it not only did not deny this but got into protracted arguments with BDSM people over how his version was based and redpilled and theirs was cringe and gay. I'm not exaggerating either, he wasThis argument has been going on a long time, but it's always very obvious when the sex is the point of the sex. Tolkien's limit was like, modeling the objectively most beautiful elf in Middle Earth's history after his wife.
>>94843974>Tolkien's limit was like, modeling the objectively most beautiful elf in Middle Earth's history after his wife.Even then, he was just being completely rational and detached.
>>94844323>linguistics nerd with autism, writing fantasy stories>has cutie wifeNobody can persuade me that life wasn't better back then.
>>94844385Well I mean, he did get perma-depressed after seeing so many of his homies get blown to pieces at the Somme, that's one of the big sources of the tone of LotR.
>>94844323>>94844385>Edith first met Tolkien early in 1908, when he and his younger brother Hilary were moved into 37 Duchess Road by their guardian, Fr. Francis Xavier Morgan of the Birmingham Oratory. At the time Tolkien, known within his family as Ronald, was 16 years old and Edith was 19. According to Humphrey Carpenter, Edith and Ronald took to frequenting Birmingham teashops, especially one which had a balcony overlooking the pavement. There they would sit and throw sugarlumps into the hats of passers-by, moving to the next table when the sugar bowl was empty. With two people of their personalities and in their position, romance was bound to flourish. Both were orphans in need of affection, and they found that they could give it to each other. During the summer of 1909, they decided that they were in love.>While Tolkien was stationed at Kingston upon Hull, Edith and he went walking in the woods at nearby Roos, and she began to dance for him in a clearing among the flowering hemlock:>"We walked in a wood where hemlock was growing, a sea of white flowers.">This incident inspired the account of the meeting of Beren and Lúthien, and from that the Song of Beren and Luthien.>"I never called Edith Luthien – but she was the source of the story that in time became the chief part of the Silmarillion. It was first conceived in a small woodland glade filled with hemlocks at Roos in Yorkshire (where I was for a brief time in command of an outpost of the Humber Garrison in 1917, and she was able to live with me for a while). In those days her hair was raven, her skin clear, her eyes brighter than you have seen them, and she could sing – and dance. But the story has gone crooked, & I am left, and I cannot plead before the inexorable Mandos.">ywn experience this
>>94843515I dunno, I found Anthony a lot more 'wholesome" than Chalkers (at least in the Xanth books I read, I never expanded past those into his other series; I remember a scifi novel of his with plant people and 'sapling porn' mentioned, though, so you may be right). Chalker's "Mind-raped and turned into a race of amazonian sex-slave horsegirls" and his "Changs" left me wondering why the *fuck* I was reading this. I only finished the series out of pure stubbornness.
>>94844323My god, she's cute. Ya done good, J.R.R.
>>94839300>This is the way.Kill yourself disneywars slopper
>>94839579>by your slutty free love hippie auntsWhy the need to blame any female in close proximity?The internet proves that most men are perfectly capable of becoming extreme degenerates on their own.
>>94844615:3
>>94844987A lot of people just instantly tap out once it becomes obvious that Anthony's fetish is fourteen year old girls. I kind of understand the feeling that "mindraped horsegirl sex slave" is more fucked than imputing a libido to a teenager, but you'll never really manage to argue in favor of a pedo and come away unscathed, so.
>>94844615>she was a mischievous onee-san on top of everythingGOD. DAMMIT. HNNNNNNNNNNNNGHow do I go back in time and become an English orphan, please reply quickly
>>94844385He talked to girls and hung out with them doing goofy shit together.Maybe try that?
>>94845780>before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
>>94845780To be fair, that shit is much harder once you both turn 30 and love becomes unattainable
>>94843837The top one is dune, though.
>>94845694Plus, Piers Anthony will include puns and loves it when his readers send in puns for him to work into the story.
>>94843974>his version was based and redpilled and theirs was cringe and gay.Goreans as a subculture are extremely embarassing people. I was called out by one of these slave master barbarian kings once because I refused to take his online persona seriously. When I actually met him IRL he was just a goofy dork who conveniently forgot about all the shit he had talked.
>>94846188Can confirm this. There's a Gorean offshoot of the SCA called Tuchux (after some barbarians in the novels apparently) and they manage to be even cringier than the regular SCA people.
>>94844987If you get away from Xanth, you'll find Anthony is quite the freak. the cluster books are crammed with xeno-porn, literally he was dreaming up ways for a wide variety of aliens to have sex. The Tarot and Apprentice Adept series were also chock full of various erogenous stuff. I think he actually wrote a book called Pornucopia.
>>94843974>got into protracted arguments with BDSM people over how his version was based and redpilled and theirs was cringe and gaytale as old as time, you have the BDSM people who just want to ride a rollercoaster, and you have the BDSM people who want to live in a rollercoaster
In my upcoming book series, there are no women at all so no one can accuse me of having any fetish at all. Pretty clever, huh.
buncha slack-jawed faggots ITT
>>94846883Go away, Jesse Ventura you huge fag
>>94842212Huh. I was gonna name a popular tavern "The Maimed Cat" (with the eponymous mascot lounging near the fire while not hunting rats), but now I'm thinking maybe a "festhall" (feasthall?) named "The Maimed Whore" (with appropriate mascot and all of the unsavory implications).>captcha: '0RKKY'
>>94846681I'll always have a soft spot for Anthony and Xanth, because it was reading my dad's collection when I was 12 or so that got me into fantasy books, and when I wrote Anthony a letter for a school project, he actually wrote me back.
>>94847272Understand, my post is not a criticism of Anthony. The guy has a crazy imagination and some of those books he wrote in the 70's and 80's were crazy. But, just sayin', Anthony did not even bother to disguise it.
what else is there for horny fantasywhat are the essentials and the hidden gems
>>94846736I know the joke is that that's gay.But really degenerates online often do act like women existing or doing anything in media = author had a fetish for that
>>94845694>more fucked than imputing a libido to a teenagerquestion: do you think teenage libido is unnatural?'cause it's not: ....teens are horny, 14 being the for-sure age.karen asked for legal age laws when she realized 13.5 year old stacy wanted to fuck random men.legal age laws and teen controls are for PARENTS, not the teens.
>>94847627various works of Ryo Kamiya
>>94845430Molestation affects the psyche you know
>>94843515>AnthonyTfw I'll never sow my oats with a nymph and participate in a magical trial where I become the rapist to determine guilt. And that's just book 1.
>>94847929is there even any reason to assume anything about his aunts anyway?or is this all just because ed was a kid during the hippie era?
>>94847816NAYRT but no, you fucking idiot, that clearly isn't what he means. Learn to read first, then post, Jesus.
>>94848185Its because Ed was raised by his Aunts because his father was to busy in important NATO meetings and the like to care for his son beyond leaving Ed his library of pulp fantasy to read.The real fucked up part is that it wasn't the aunts, not really. It was became his mother died when he was 7 and soon after he came up with The Sisters as part of his coping mechanism.
>>94835786>Robert A. Heinlein is genuinely embarrassing, clumsily pushing his ddlg fantasies without much grace.By the standards of our time Heinlein is an incredibly vanilla boomer
>>94843974>the guy who wrote it not only did not deny this but got into protracted arguments with BDSM people over how his version was based and redpilled and theirs was cringe and gay. I'm not exaggerating either, he wasThat's kinda based though, in the autistic sense>Tolkiens limitAnon, Tolkien stated that elf "reproduction" is an act that goes on for days if not weeks at a time and is such an intensive process for the elves that they must take an extended period of rest afterwards
>>94847816I'm guessing your next post is going to be something along the lines of >NO I AM AN EPHEBOPHILE, ITS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING! THE AGE OF CONSENT IS LIKE 13 IN FRANCE ITS TOTALLY NORMAL
>>94844323TFW no pale and wan Protestant wife
>>94850931>The real fucked up part is that it wasn't the aunts, not really. It was became his mother died when he was 7 and soon after he came up with The Sisters as part of his coping mechanism.?
>>94835910It's not weird at all. It's just incredibly cringy to read, especially if the writer is shit
>>94835723>What does a brothel mascot even doWears a colorful foam rubber suit (or other appropriate baubles if already an attention-grabbing race), dancing and building up excitement, directing the johns to cheer for the home prostitutes
