Someone legitimately tried to tell me that Bugs Bunny could beat the fucking Emperor. Are you Fucking joking? Whats he gonna do? Pull out a cartoon mallet? Hes a fucking rabbit, and The Emperor is literally way stronger.
>>94838902Yeah they're wrong bugs couldn't beat himDuck Dodgers would wipe the floor with him though>Queen Tyr'nee in 40kMuh fugging dick
And then we're supposed to mock you for your dumb opinion and post about how bugs would make the emperor do humiliating things and then someone else edgelords out with posting gore of that wascaly wabbit being tortured by the imperium of man. And you do, what, sit there and jack off?Boring.
>>94838946>then someone else edgelords out with posting gore of that wascaly wabbit being tortured by the imperium of manIs there stuff of that that's not ai generated?
>>94838956Yes. I will not link it to you, pervert.
>>94839144OkI was just wondering
>>94838902The thing is that Bugs fundamentally does not care about power scaling, his existence operates almost exclusively one Rule of Funny. So if actual from-his-material Bugs Bunny decided to make the Emperor eat dirt, it is nearly guaranteed to happen because the man's too good a fit for the butt of the joke.
>>94838902I would put money on Road Runner fucking his shit up hard.Meep meep
Powerlevelfags, who religiously watch Death Battle, have been corrupted by the concept of cartoon logic. So just because Bugs Bunny did some funny toon stuff, they think that somehow justifies he could just easily fold up the entire universe, paint it orange and eat it like a carrot. They are truly unhinged. You should just smile at them and ignore everything they just said.
>>94838902I struggle to understand why anyone should care.
>>94838902Bugs' reality warping isn't much crazier than an average ork
>>94840404>he could just easily fold up the entire universe, paint it orange and eat it like a carrotDoesn't he, more than once, actually wrap up the film which makes up the short he's in? Like, grab the edges of the screen and pull the film. Maybe that was the end of thief and the cobbler
>>94838902He actually would. Did you see what he did to Fudd in Rabbit of Seville?As >>94839375 pointed out, Emps is also a galactic-quality patsy. The gags would be irresistible, Bugs can't lose.>>94840716In Duck Amuck he turns out to be *drawing* the short to fuck with Daffy. Gav Thorpe or whoever pulling off his face and being Bugs underneath is entirely within the realm of possibility.
>>94838902who cares?
>>94838902Emps absolutely does win on a neutral playing field or with home field advantage. The grimdark narrative from which he hails has no room for comic relief as tame as Bugs (as wascally as he is, he's nowhere near as casually murderous as the Orkz), and on neutral narrative ground, it becomes a simple numbers game. However, if forced to work under Looney Tunes logic, Emps would doom himself to lose the moment he swings at Bugs first, and given the kind of man he is, he absolutely would swing first. Therefore, Bugs wins if given home field advantage. Powerscalers often reduce this to simple 'toonforce,' forgetting that it's less a power of the character and more a consequence of the genre and medium.
>>94838902Toonpower is unstoppable, but it only works under certain principles. Like, Bugs could tie the God Emperor in a knot, but if he was to go against a baby then suddenly it's him getting slapped with the slapstick. So the God Emperor being a big self important stick in the Fudd would be powerless to stop Bugs from mucking about, while he blows a gasket & creates warpstorms from his fury.
>>94838946He's fishing for le wacky content to narrate for his gay little youtube channel.
Assuming his appearance & presence somewhere in WH40K, Bugs Bunny literally tunnels *through* the warp or some other metaplane, from one planet to another, crossing cosmic distances... but frequently taking wrong turns through the, uh, cartoon equivalent of the webway, and appearing unexpectedly at random times & locations. Imagine him popping up on the battlefield at Cadia or wherever. Imagine the hijinks involving some Necron Tomb Lord getting all overheated by Bugs Bunny's antics. Imagine some Elmer Fuddesque Imperial Inquisitor tasked with hunting down this *classified* and dangerous anthropolagomorphic abomination of Chaos. Won't some kind baker produce some Bugs Bunny WH40K writings?
>>94838902>Someone legitimately tried to tell me that Bugs Bunny could beat the fucking Emperor.Because he could.Are you Fucking joking?Yyyes? That's the point. It's the funny bunny. It's a joke.>Whats he gonna do? Pull out a cartoon mallet? Yeah, probably. Or some other goofy bullshit.> Hes a fucking rabbit, and The Emperor is literally way stronger.Ah. Ah I get it now. You're doing power scaling, but you haven't figured out the golden rule of power scaling: comedy characters scale infinitely depending on how funny the joke is.So if Bugs Bunny humiliating the God Emperor of Mankind would make food a good gag, then by god the Emperor is going to shoot himself in the face with a bolter yelling "Psyker season! Fire!"
>>94846977If I remember what I posted long ago I did a short little paragraph about this. Bugs pops up from the Golden Throne's Webway Gate & makes a Custodes panic
>>94846977The issue with this is that bugs is less of a creation of chaos, and more of an elemental force of chaos and trickery, and the 40k mythos has no real way of modeling that.Also, bugs is supposedly mortal.
>>94844810>wahhhhhh>someone else is playing with my toys from the company's toybox
>>94838902The Emperor would see Bugs Bunny and promptly go "Oh fuck it's Bugs Bunny" and forfeit.He knows better than to fuck with Bugs Bunny.
>>94847227>[The Emperor] knows betterThis is the least canon thing anyone has said in this thread yet.
