"Luv me (AI) slop" Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-june-30-2025>NewsThe 2025 MagicCon and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>96457190>TQWill MTG players, often vocally against AI slop, realize the game art is now AI slop?
>TQBut seriously through, what the fuck is going on in this art?>weird flag>weird cars>weird road layout>fucking weird birdsplease stop the madness
>>96462577Don't forget the weird ass right arm. It's smaller than his left, don't say forced perspective when this is head-on camera, and it's like.. reaching back, splayed out, like a disney princess pose or something.I'd believe it was an AI image that got drawn over.
>>96462593Believe it or not, we have other internet detectives looking into the matter
>I hate AI slop, said MTG>No MTG, you are the slop>And then MTG was the slop
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>>96462623MAKE IT STOP FOR THE LOVE OF RICHARD GARFIELD (praise be upon him)
>>96462577Personally I respect Mr Morris for totally phoning it in for this turd of a setHe got his money and UBfags got a fugly card
>>96462627The proof is in the art man, like, what? I literally told you where the most significant mistakes are, clear to see for everybody. The flag is misshapen and the design on it makes no sense for its shape. The cars are heading in entirely different directions which is not a mistake an artist with lots of experience would make. Hell, when you're first drawing prospective they make you draw tables and graphs specifically so you LEARN to follow the correct direction. The building on the right is smudged and the people on the streets are AS TALL AS THE STREETLAMPS.How many mistakes is too many, for someone you consider "a good artist" that would never need to use AI?Edit: and if you want a source, I went to art school. But you don't need a degree to see that this art is, at the very least, suspiciously poor quality.
>>96462648Oh I don't doubt the possibility of his having AII just think it's what people willing to pay for spoder man cards anno 2k25 deserve
>>96462658>I just think it's what people willing to pay for spoder man cards anno 2k25 deserveStaples isn't going to print my proxies for free dawg
>>964626675 dollars a deck, my man dropping hot tips over here
My favorite villain, Hydro-Man, in my favorite card game MtG? Talk about a dream coming true!
>>96462695>Hydro-Man, Genderfluid FelonSo close Wizards, so close....
>>96462695blue land rampblue land ramp
>>96462695format-warping
>>96462695>Blue prowessinteresting
>>96462706>>96462708>Until your next turn,oh no, they are retarded
bring back flash creature tribals
>>96462725The Sonic SLD had a bunch of those
>>96462719yes and? It does it every turn. It's immune to sorcery speed creature removal.
>>96462747>It's immune to sorcery speed creature removal.does anyone want to tell him what Standard looks like in 2025?
Reminder: Ask Mark Rosewater to sign your Bagle and Schmear cards. If he kvetches, offer him geld until he relents.
I heat up my bagels by microwaving them for 20 seconds
>>96462557>spider uk>english flag
>>96462787How is that an artifact? It's clearly blue (which is clearly the Jewish color).
Weird sidegrade to Dreadmaw's Ire for mono-green.
Hahaha! Just found about this. Every set is a fucking unset.
Non-Schizo thread for actual meaningful discussion without devolving into insanity.>>96462903>>96462903>>96462903
sir a 3rd splinter has hit /mtg/
>>96462918This is what happens when your corporation values profits over a playable game
>>96462928he really can't keep getting away with it
>>96462695I am not even reading most of the spoilers from this set and I almost didn't see it, but I like this design.
>>96462827Nobody said the J word, anon, its simply a man with a very large nose noshing on a bagel with schmear (he's too cheap for lox)
>>96462893Ire is a lot better and monogreen deserves its fate as the worst color combination
>>96462980Where do you get the hi res cards anon?
>>96463033The frames? Cardconjurer, you can run it locally or find an instance.
>>96463035Yeah, I need them for proxy printing.
>>96463042https://github.com/shopglobal/cardconjurer
>>96463057a true man of culture, thank you
Oooh I know what the next card type is gonna bemulti face modals that all have "at the end of your turn, transform this permanent"Hire me Nosewater
>>96463090YA HIRED KID, NOW GET ME PICTURES OF SPOODERMAN!
>>96463090why are the windows on the left morphing?
>>96463278They used a LOT of AI for the SPOODERMAN set
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=72661&f=PREM32 players>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=71876&f=PREM45 players>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=71875&f=PREM40 players>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=71540&f=PREM81 players>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=71249&f=PREM107 players>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=71247&f=PREM60 players>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=71452&f=PREM50 players>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=69859&f=PREM177 players>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=68956&f=PREM66 players>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=68886&f=PREM84 players>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=68297&f=PREM279 players>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=68163&f=PREM92 players>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=67416&f=PREM52 playersEmbrace tradition.Come back to Premodern, /tg/.Come back home...
>>96463481PreModern Chad has graced us with his presence
>>96462557Will Pigeon be the most powerful card in Spiderman UB?
>>96462577UB sloppers deserve AI art
>>96462787Jews love to ruin bagels with cream cheese slop, that's what the "schmear" is. A white man prefers his bagels lightly toasted with a small amount of butter or with smoked salmon, connecting with this ancestral memories of the ice age
>>96463556this card is pretty high up there
>all the art of Peter Parker had a ton of time and effort put into it>the art of other spidermen is AI slop >even they can't help but acknowledge who the real spiderman is
>>96462695Wasn't Hydro-man a thing just because of some weird creative decision that didn't use Sandman instead?
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>>96463825Cream cheese was invented by a white man, for white people. Keep coping, crying and seething.
>Spends 6 comboing through half his deck on turn 5>Ropes me because he still couldn't get his win conCorechad and Pillbased.
Holy fucking shit can these cringe retards STOP SPLITTING THE FUCKING THREAD
>>96464482Look at the timestamps. It's the WotC shills.
>>96464482its viral marketers. I’m not even joking. They are on all discussion forums but they stand out the most here.
>>96464482The solution, reply all threads with nigger, make it so the marketing shill has to show the manager the metrics saying people will reply nigger nigger to every card they presentDo your work nigger
>>96464599implying that soulless viral marketing shills have the integrity to be honest for one second about what people’s feedback actually is
>>96464599My king, your crown.
>>964645564chan is truly 80% bot/bad actors these days...
>>96464663more work for them nigger
>>96464963oh n-n-n-no, he keeps saying the shareholder word
>>96465087i will make indian interns have to filter every iteration of AI trying to train on our threads, fuck you hiromoot good luck selling my post niggers
>>96465118I Kneel, N-sama
How come mtg foils are so dogshit? How come when I look up the issue online no one can seem to pinpoint a cause? Every post is just a brush off of “foils degrade faster than normal cards” but none of my old foils curl like the current ones, if at all. The current ones come out of the package curled, even if its slight, and others I have curl so noticeably its evident through the card sleeve. How come discussion online about this issue is so muted?
>>96465158say the word anon, feel the power
>>96465166JotC has such bad quality control they regularly ship damaged cards or cards with the wrong text, and you think they care about your pretty foils arriving like a can of Pringles?
>>96465191Coming Fall of 2026, NAGGERGUY
>>96465191I say the word every time I want a three day vacation from posting
>>96465234That’s not the part I’m concerned about. Why does nobody care about this? It’s such a massive problem and everyone seems to just blame it on heat or humidity, or that it’s always been this way. It very clearly wasn’t, and it’s a major problem. It marks the damn cards, which is extremely bad in a TCG or any card game for that matter.
>>96465372I wish I could help you anon, but I'm j, j, ju, just a GUY IN A CHAIR
>>96464865bold of you to think the percentage is that low
>>96464482It's an autism fight between the usual baker(s) and one guy who's been bumping his early bake for 2 weeks straight. At this point I'm assuming one side is now creating additional bakes to try to force the issue, but the mods don't care.
>>96465615You can tell one of the bakers hates WotC and the other is being paid by them, lmao, what a situation, perhaps even a CRISIS OF INFINITE THREADS
>>96465628Everyone hates WotC. The one guy just wants to be the king of hating WotC and accuses everyone else of being shills.
>>96465615In The Norf vs the Avatar, the avatar came very late. The Maro thread that has been around for long I can't say if it's an early bake or not.
>>96465647>Everyone hates WotC.Prove it, denounce Hasbro and say their shareholders are stupid and smell bad, you won't
>>96465655Total Hasbro deathBehead Maro
>>96465665Somebody call the Pinkertons!
>>96465665>>96465647Oh no! They are revolting! Quick, spoil Lorwyn!
>>96465681What if I told you that Lorwyn is going to be Eclipsed, by SPOODERMAN AND FRIENDS!
>>96465362That's week energy, nigger
>>96465946>week energyi like this anon, post more please
>>96462577the bus closer in the image takes up 2 lanes of width. the one further away takes one. if this wasn’t AI the artist would’ve picked that up for sure. There was no reference used for this it was a drawover at best.
So, what exactly IS a "Spideruk?"
I think we need more threads.
>>96465362Easiest 3 day ban vacay is always calling out kikes of the coast and shekel sucking Nosewater, most likely because most of the mods here are also kikes. But you would think that a company who employs and is run by kikes would also understand that even in this Balduvian axe-forging forum there are some Phyrexiakike sleeper agents who get roused from their slumber when the enemy (us) evoke their unholy names before the altar of Magic the Gathering.
>>96466517A baby Garruk spider
>>96466574Have you considered making one?Be part of the solution.
>>96466502STOP THE SLOP!
5 colour voltron lfg!!!
