Creepy Spiders Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-june-30-2025>NewsThe 2025 MagicCon and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>96457190>TQWhich mana dork do you personally like? (Bonus: Share a fond memory.)
>>96462924>>96462930>>96462936>>96462940Get fucked you thread-splitting, WotC paid shill. Oh and after you get done sucking off MaRo, ask him for a Bagel and Schmear (the card) and to FUCKING FIX STANDARD
thanks, we really needed this fifth mtg general thread on the catalog
>>96462903>TQI always found its flavor quite funny
>>96462981get a load of the shill replying to his own TQ, good god this is sad
>>96462903>TQThe creeper since I like blue-green graveyard decks. It being a horror did come up during standard.
>>96463026>It being a horror did come up during standard.(nobody tell the shill that Standard was not played in 2021)
Decent turbofog card
>>96463038It was the sludge monster. It kept abilities.
>>96462903I've been having a ton of fun running the two 1-drop conditional insect dorks in standard. Between the two my favorite is probably Molt Tender just because it has two abilities. Regardless, using them to ramp into big spells and then swinging in for 2 deathtouch each in the late-game once you drop Swarmweaver feels really rewarding.>>96462930>Jace's Ingenuity or ContradictCute; if it didn't have the stupid flavor words I'd actually like it.>>96462936It's kind of amazing all the things they keep strapping to green fight cards in the hope they become playable in standard.>1 R/G Hybrid>+1/+0>Fight>If excess damage, destroy a small artifact
>>96463040>Decent turbofog card>In Vintage and Legacy onlywhy are shills actively retarded? is it because shilling for Hasbro has to be a bad job both monetarily but also spiritually?
>>96463053Fight effects are less about being playable in standard and more about powering up green for limited.
>>96463053>I've been having a ton of fun running the two 1-drop conditional insect dorks in standard. Between the two my favorite is probably Molt Tender just because it has two abilities. Regardless, using them to ramp into big spells and then swinging in for 2 deathtouch each in the late-game once you drop Swarmweaver feels really rewarding.Why lie like this, shillnon? This deck gets absolutely crushed by the current metagame in Standard. I doubt you can even get to turn 4 before Vivi or Screaming Nemesis end your game. STOP LYING, WE PLAY THE GAME.
Druneth seems like a green-blue card. We still haven't seen a blue green card other than Peter.
What should this cycle's name be?
>>96463111>Shit that has no business in a game called Magic: The Gathering (of dumbasses still paying money to Hasbro)
>>96463111The shitiest and least related to Magic cards faggot designers could come with. Also add pic related.
Oh god don’t you love New York, fellow Magic players? This set is everything I wanted from a real world place! I really hope we get more sets of real places it wouldn’t feel like Magic otherwise!
FIN and LTR did some cool stuff even, but Spiderman is just a comically ill suited property and you can see how hard theyre struggling and its not working at all lmao
>>96463071>This deck gets absolutely crushed by the current metagame in Standard.>I doubt you can even get to turn 4 before Vivi or Screaming Nemesis end your game.Aggro and midrange haven't been that difficult for the deck, I'm usually able to pull ahead as long as they don't go wide. I've only gone up again Vivi once, and even then, I was able to hold it off for the most part by just holding up removal. The only decks that have consistently put me down have been burn and control.
>>96463111What's wrong with the Gravestone?
>>96463111what's up with the corner windows on the leftmost building melting in to nothing the higher you go on the ferry card?
>>96463265It's called "the artist didn't put the ridiculously fine details on the background of a Spider-Man card for Magic".
>>96463265>>96463269The shill OP of this thread split because the discussion in the other thread was about the horrible AI tools being used in the Spooderman art
>>96463163tbqh the only big problem I had with FF is the weird 3D-anime look of the charactersit's ugly enough in the actual FF games and it looks like turbocancer next to mtg's usual art
>>96463275>Everything I don't like is AIslop
Why are there like 5 fucking threads? Can you all stop acting like women?
>>96463040>>96463054It's a classic pauper fog card, and one that's been in need of a reprint
>>96463301>Everything done by AI is AI Slop>Including SPOODERMAN cards
>>96463325JotC has a rule that their shills split the thread any time a thread critical of them is up
>>96463339whta is it about AI that mindreaks these people
>>96463336>pauper fog card>in need of a reprintlol, lmao even, is this the true power of shilling?
>>96463349Why even have artists at all, some might ask
>>96463352meds
>>96463357why indeed
>>96463360sorry, i spent 1400 on a FF booster box last month instead
>>96463343Shouldn't the Jannies do their job then and clean up all the MTG threads?
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>>96463401You think we have paid janitors, in this economy?
>>96463476We apparently have eleven of them for this board alone
>>96463510you show me eleven paid janitors for /tg/ and I quit my job and come work for you right now
>>96462955>Bagel and Schmearthat's not a magic the gathering card
>>96463371Shit bro. Try to at least get a hug from someone close to you.
>>96463544
>>96463836Very versatile
>>96463418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98bzvUsD11E
>>96462936Monored fight spell is actually interesting because of the Nemesis existing.
>>96462924>common crook at commonIs this the instant ramen of the set?
>>96463111The Six Sets per year special.
>>96463111Gravestone is fine and maybe potentially playable.
>>96464213Nah, it's a fine draft chaff name. The real offender is Hot Dog Stand, and honestly it's even worse then Instant Ramen because at least Instant Ramen is referencing something (FFXV's comically bad product placement). Hot Dog Stand is just a hot dog stand because it's New York.
>>96463241It's UB.
>>96463544IT IS NOW, NERD.
Where are the Omenpath spoilers? Everything says they started previewing them yesterday but I can’t find them anywhere online. I want to see the legally distinct spider beings of indeterminate gender well have on modo
Obligatory.
>>96462903What exactly is this thing? Is it some totem bullshit?
>>96464566my chud son
>>96464566Chudderman getting ready to apply for a job at ICE.
Here's Black Cat. Conveniently no cleavage, but it's hinted.
>>96464664And the alt art is similar.
Madame Web sure is a card.
>>96464664>big gontisolid card, losing deathtouch probably doesn't matter much
Free discard outlet is nice for activating Mayhem and whatnot.
And yeah we kinda figured this would be the legend rule thing.
>>96464664I, for one, enjoy how the art directors rampantly demand every female character be depicted in the least flattering pose possible.
Also an article talking about some of the design, including a list of characters they initially wanted to be sure to include (many of whom have yet to appear but almost certainly will, including Mayday of all people, so maybe she will show after all). https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/spider-man-swinging-into-design
Surprised Marvel editorial didn't shit and scream at this.
I don't care about any of this. Gimme more OM1.
And yeah this makes sense as bonus sheets go, but man they upscaled this panel a bit much.
>>96464778>80% of card is yellow>here's your red instant bro
>>96464754Oh, they did, it's just that WoTC doesn't care what peons like Tom Brevoort think.
Also another in this cycle. I assume they'll keep the names and make them Ravnica/Capenna/Duskmourn/Kamigawa-themed.
>>96463269but he did with the other windows right next to emcopy pasting is not that hard. I'd argue making it melted like that is more demanding that anything
>>96464862It could simply be a lower-quality image. We've had similar things in the past where online images of cards look more muddled/blended together than they do in person. Or it's just some Photoshop tools making things look bad because things are forcing genAI into everything because they keep finding no real use-case for it.
If they were gonna show a traumatising event for Spider-Man I feel this one is... VERY low on the list. Just use that panel of him hugging Gwen's grave or something.
A fourth Najeela reskin has hit MTG. They keep doing this.
I'm not going to lie this is ass
>>96464928Calling it mere ass is an understatement.
>>96464823WotC doesn't give a fuck about their game being readable or playable.
probably unplayable but I love cards like this
>>96464950>WUBRGTardkun...
>>96464989In case you're too stupid to figure this out:The ally-colored Verges have the "starter" color on the left of the background.Enemy color Verges have it on the right.
Can we at least get toku spiderman out of thisIf it's gonna be 99% pure shit and 1% reskinned MH cards the shit could at least be dumb shit
>>96465000Yeah that's because that's how dual-colour frames are laid out.
>>96465014>Yeah that's because that's how dual-colour frames are laid out.2IQ post.
>>96465014Anon............
>>96465078Literally every enemy color verge is that way anon
Is this set the absolute worst shit WotC could have done? MaRo indeed accomplished his threat: Witch each new card i see from this garbage i miss companions more and more…
>>96465078fuck off with all the drama, we're just here for the new cards.
>>96465103Why are they different from the ally color ones, anon.Why are they templated to be maximally obtuse, anon.
>>96465106>we're just here for the new cards.Fuck off no you're not. They all suck and nobody cares.
AI slop general.Nice game, magictards. Bet you're excited for when that Star Wars expansion gets released, huh.
Fitting.
>>96465120>Slopslop
>>96462903that's exactly what i needed for my sprout swarm pauper deck!
>>96465115I want to see more pigeons and hot dog stands though, the Spider-Man stuff is all dogshit anyway
>>96465121Can someone edit that Ben Parker with Magic: The Gathering? That would be actually fitting.
>>96465139>I want to see more pigeons and hot dog stands though, the Spider-Man stuff is all dogshit anywayI can accept that. Bringing a whole new definition to "I eat the gards"
>>96465142Give me a few minutes.
>>96465109Anon enemy duals have been like this for a fair bit
>>96465121>speech bubble to the left
>>96465159>({T}: Add R or W....Gee huh. And look, red is on the left.. and white is on the right! Wow! It's almost as if the FUCKING VERGE LANDS ARE TEMPLATED INCORRECTLY.
>>96465121I got u, buddy
>>96464754>>96464778I don't really have any issue with comic book art, but this shit doesn't belong on mtg cards
>>96465190it's a cycle, anonI'm sure you'll love it when they make the incorrectly templated ally color verge cycle to match it
>>96465294>mtg cards?
>>96465295You are too stupid to engage with in conversation and are simply too low IQ to comprehend the point that is being made.
>>96464577https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Other_(Spider-Totem)_(Multiverse)courtesy of /co/
>>96464699LIKE WHAT'S UP DANGER!?
>>96465270lmao
>>96465151>>96465142>>96465121>>96465270FUCK I was too slow
>>96465300ok anon keep crying about color symbols with the rest of the "highly intellectual" people that are easily overstimulated by something being out of order
>>96465270>>96465316Based.
>>96465318
>>96465316first is not always best
>>96465330Anon did you forgot to include the rest of your post with your forum signature?
>>96465270>>96465316Both of you are truly heroes. Thanks for doing what must be done.
Fresh Crisis on Infinite Threads>>96465333>>96465333>>96465333>>96465333>>96465333
7 MTG threads up.Very cool.
>>96465407
Bees. My god.
Here's MJ's proper card and it looks not great. It can't be THAT difficult to make her face look good.
>>96465465The alt art is better, at least.
>>96465460>He's just a worse version of Kitchen ImpCould've been worse I guess.
>>96465465*Pukes*
>>96465444Trips keep winning
>>96465465Wait, they let Argyle do card art again?Forget the Spider-Man set, get this guy to do art for mainline stuff again, WotC.
>>96465622He did some Doctor Who stuff, too.
>>96465632Why is Doctor Who tagged BBC in the bottom?
>>96465732Same reason Spider-Man cards are tagged Marvel. The BBC owns Doctor Who.
>>96465739>The BBC owns Doctor Who.I bet he does
>>96465739You know what he meant.
>>96465773Yeah and I don't really care.
Honestly I feel Dr.Who was a lot better made even being a Cummander set than this actual “real” Magic set. And is sad.
>>96465465flavor text is giving me flashbacks to the Miku cards
Why are there 6 threads up?
>>96465989People are retarded
>>96465989One guy made a thread to do literally nothing but talk about Jews or something and got really ass-blasted that nobody was paying attention so he made four more.
>>96465989CRISIS ON INFINITE THREADS, its the mtg thread crossover event of the season
>>96466037Oy Vey!
>>96466059>During the Weekly MTG livestream, which revealed Bagel and Schmear, Mark Rosewater stated that it was originally a zero-cost artifact. Designed by Gavin Verhey, this mana cost would have been a flavorful nod to the circular shape of Bagels. Apparently, according to Rosewater, the Play Design team said, “We do not make zero-cost artifacts” after seeing this card.Following this, Rosewater highlighted how they wanted to make an exception for Bagel and Schmear; however, Play Design won out. This led Rosewater to close the section on the card by stating, “We tried very hard to make this zero, and it just… we don’t do that anymore.” While this did seem somewhat like an offhand comment, it seems Wizards is moving away from zero mana artifacts.Should this indeed be the case, it seems like a very safe decision from the Play Design team. Zero mana artifacts have notoriously caused problems in the past, and they’re always teetering on the edge. A zero-cost Bagel and Schmear might seem innocuous, but it’d always be free ramp for Affinity at the very least.In this regard, free spells can be incredibly dangerous, as they can easily cause problems with new or old designs. This, in turn, could overly restrict the Play Design team, preventing them from exploring interesting spaces. That said, it’s not like Wizards has shied away from making zero mana artifacts recently.Somehow, I hate the design team even more after hearing they do have rules, but they break them to sell packs with Vivi as the chase card
>>96466097What a bunch of faggots… Seriously these is a clear example of why these fucking clowns deserve to be fired and fuck themselves
>>96466097>it'd always be free ramp for Affinity at the very least.No you faggot retards. It's only 'free' if it draws a card on ETB. Affinity isn't playing Darksteel Relic because a 0 mana artifact that only makes your affinity cards cost 1 less is fucking useless.
how many sets apart were between d&d and FF?just curious
Here's the Lizard. He sure is a lizard.
>>96466312Oh I just realised that ability isn't until end of turn. Thought they stopped doing that in Green after Kenrith's Transformation.
>>96466312>>96466329The weird part here is that there's no counter or anything that helps you remember this. Normally this is either an aura that lignifys the creature while it is enchanting it or it is a counter and the creature that places the counter has 'creatures with X counters on them are 4/4 lizards' which means the effect ends when Lizard leaves play.This is a poor design.
>>96466410It's an Oko-style effect, which has precedence with Oko not having any reminder but usually is attached to something like you said. It's just weird to see in mono-Green. Maybe the fact it's both on a creature and only affects creatures makes it 'Okay' for Green?
>>96466312Is this the best kind of removal green can get?
>>96466469sorry we ran out of beast withins
>>96465465>Finally get real Spider tribal support>It's GW instead of GB>It's UB Slop>It's Mary Janetiresome levels....... rising........
Looks like they fucked up the artist credit>>>/co/150185506>>>/co/150187112
>>96466478Add it to the War Crimes doc.
>>96466478>Artist's fucking signature visible in the art on the card.>Still fuck this up somehow.L0L
>>96465465what the fuck is happening on the newspaper?that legit looks like ai slop words
>>96466504Not just -a- signature, I can see someone maybe misreading a scribbly signature. But the fact that there are TWO very obvious different signatures in the art and they only put one name on the card is... really stupid of them.
>>96466583It's pretty clearly "Daily Bugle" and then probably just junk 'text-like' stuff.
>>96466583anon that newspaper is going to be fucking tiny on the printed card, there's no point putting actual words on it if it's not going to be readable anyways. Also, since the card will be printed in multiple languages, it avoids any potential accidental cross-language fuckery.
>>96466587I'm putting money more on a database error than an actual error of looking at the art and thinking it's somebody else than who's obviously responsible.
>>96466610>I'm putting money more on a database error than an actual error of looking at the art and thinking it's somebody else than who's obviously responsible.AKA company puts in minimal effort, takes no precautions, and has no quality control
Anyway here's... Pack filler.
hekin kot
>>964662814 years so 30 sets.
>>96466478Wait a second. Is that a feminine figure on an MTG card? Now that's shocking.
Seems... Playable in limited.
This is a bit of a deep cut, I think.
>>96466816If only it was artifacts or enchantments...
And yet another Cancel+.
>>96466802One, it's reused art.Two, there's already been plenty of new, original art with feminine figures in this set.Three, stop being a loser.
>>96466858Found the reddit tranny.
>>96466816Fun card. One of my favourites so far I think. Will definitely give this a try in a few decks.
>>96466881You're a reddit tranny.
>>96466843You know what would be better? Just reprinting counterspell.
>>96466917For Standard?
>>96466908Nice try kid. So yeah. You're gay.
>>96466935No. You.
>>96466921Yes. And an instant speed Swords to Plowshares variant, Fatal Push, Lightning Bolt, Dismember, etc.
>>96466658If this came out in 2003, people would be calling this overpowered.
>>96466997I think there were bigger problems to worry about in 2003
>>964646824/4....UB is shit.>>96464688And this is just a 3/4>>96465316damn, this hit hard.>>96465444spooderman got me>>96465460FLASHFLYING-not blue :(>>96466281about 16 I guess
So is OP going to make a new thread when this one hits bumplock? Then we will have 8 thread
Why every card in this set feels fucking souless and horrible designed? Was this the intention?
>>96467059>So is OP going to make a new thread when this one hits bumplock? Then we will have 8 threadNah bro just make a new one now. Why wait?
>>96466997>not an artifactyeah not seeing any play
>>96467073FUCK IT, MAKING A NEW CRISIS ON INFINITE THREADS TIME
I miss the days when jannies where actually helpful and merged threads.Nowaldays they just time ban people for things they don't like.
>>96467089ENTER THE THREADERVERSE
>>96466921Yes. Counterspell, Lightning Bolt, Swords to Plowshares, Terror and (insert green card here, they have no iconic common utility that was perennially played) should all be in standard.
REMINDER: THIS MAN LITERALLY FOUGHT WITH HIS OWN DESIGN TEAM TO MAKE "BAGLE AND SCHMEAR" FREE TO CASTt. wew lad
>>96467140Why is him still in charge? After this year if this absolute faggot is not fired i don't know what JOTC are doing. They are fucking up consistently for a whole year.
>>96467168>They are fucking up consistentlyBy what fucking metric? Before you answer, remember 3/4 of Magic is EDH.
I like how the flavor text of Bagel and Schmear just nonchalantly dismisses the whole people dying and the world being under threat thing.>Huh? All that comic book shit?>Nah. Bagels, that's the real crisis.
>>96467140If only the design team worked harder to counter nosewater's influence
>>96467178>By what fucking metric?SCGcon Orlando had like 400 people show up, its usually over 2000
Hot Dog Cart.
>>96467140He literally is not on the design team at all. Gavin is the one who suggested it be 0, and Mark was relaying that story.
>>96467119Veil of summerDone
>>96467201>Man with suspiciously large nose works through proxies to get free bagels and schmearNice work anon, but what was your point again?
>>96465465forget her face, look at the background characters. half of them aren't even looking in the right direction
>>96467250Some of that's just Argyle, to be fair. I don't think he knows how anatomy actually works, but that's usually fine given the framing of his art, but a less action-y one like this really makes it clear.
>>9646719899% of Magic players don't care about these.
>>96467267>>What is EDH?>https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1Don't make me tap the sign in the OP, anon
>>96467287Your feelings are not a function of Hasbro bottom line.
>>96467200YOU WILL MISS IT WHEN IT'S GONE THIS IS A THREAT
>>96467297You're retarded if you think they can release cards this shitty, at this breakneck pace, and not have people stop playing. We are about to get Lorwyn spoilers and its three sets out.
Comics are so fucking gay Holy shit. How do people even read this shit? The art looks so ass.
>>96467325Functionally Magic, in its current state, is the only thing keeping Hasbro afloat. So don't expect anything to change soon.
>>96467341All I'm hearing is buy puts on Hasbro stock
Magic is now OFFICIALLY a Burgerpunk game.No, it is not fantasy. Not is is not science fantasy.MTG is a Burgerpunk game.
>>96467349You do you.
>>96467355BURGERPUNK, ITS GOT WHAT BURGERS CRAVE
>>96466997So quickly we forget the lessons taught to us by Hypnotic Specter.
>>96467362That's actually a really good setup to buy puts, but please tell me more about how you know nothing about stock market strategy
>>96467379Never said I do. I know green is good.
>>96467382>(You)
>>96467230I would be ok with this, provided the other four cards listed were added.
>>96467355>food is becoming a more prominent card type >nascar, cowboy, and 80s horror movie sets>bl*ck people worship Yeah.... it's a burgerpunk setting for sure.
>>96467355I love how every single Spider-Man set card that isn't a character is just "Uh, put some New York stuff in there - that's the correct flavor, right?"
>>96467390But now tell me how the current strategy is damaging to Hasbro.
>>96467414>Uh, put some New York stuff in there>as an additional cost sacrifice two lands
