Talk about your pointy ears characters, elfish campaigns and /tg/ projects of noble spirit and fine craftsmanship.Please keep the AI at a minimum (0).Last thread: >>96408710
>>96467058How is her personality like? You call her redneck but she doesn't dress lick a hilly-billy.
I need more cute, long, small-breasted elves in my life.
I find it so romantic when an Elda falls in love with an Adan.
>>96472157>Right up to campaign· She is a middle child· She is somewhat an airhead without a general direction where she would go and what she wants to do with her life (which lead her down the long series of events that is our campaign)· She is a very bubbly, talkative, expressive and overall positive character (My headcannon is that all elves have a strong tendency to express their emotions which separates them from humans)· Very social. Likes hanging around people and talking to people· Would show a lot of patience to a person she deems wrong, ignorant or stupid· Always tries to deescalate a situation· Almost always polite would rarely insult a person· Living in high-trust, low population society where everyone knows each other has made her very gullible though· She would always think that people have good intentions and if they don't, she would believe they're not good at showing it· She is mostly ignorant of culture/life outside of her small little town (for example, she didn't know "mayfly" is an insult to most short-lived races) and would apologize if confronted in such situations>Currently in campaign· Jaded, tired and emotionally worn out (the type that sleep wont fix)· Impulsive and reckless under stress· Prefers being alone· Distrustful, sceptic· Relying more on gut feeling than ever before· Will try improving/returning things to normal more out of habit more than any wish for a better world· Starting to believe that some people just don't have a good side· Much more manipulative/will manipulate a neutral person to confront someone she believes is bad· Coping with intoxicants (smoking, drinking)· More honest, direct and will insult a person to their face regardless of consequences· Will let you fuck yourself up by your own mistake even if she could've prevented it>You call her redneck but she doesn't dress lick a hilly-billy.She does when her wood/wild elven blood kicks in (Bogleaf Slide).
>>96472157>how is her personality likeESL simp. I'll put money on it.>>96473786Get a trip so I can filter you and your avatar please.
>>96473715Anon, wholesome thread, please. Only wholesome elf couples.
Well, would you trust her?
miss my elf wife
>>96473914Yes because nothing in those woods is as dangerous as me. She will soon see.
>>96473877
>>96473813>Get a trip so I can filter you and your avatar pleaseNo. You will have to endure an elf in elf thread.
>>96473877>>96473925Married the Elf.
>>96473786>the type that sleep wont fixgood thing elves don't sleep
>>96473821>>96473738I'm going to be real with you. High impact violent babymaking sex with obligatory ear nibbling with Thayla nightly until she's too pregnant to fuck safely.
>>96473928>Be a human>Thinking you're more dangerous than an elf
>>96473985Sorry, I'm a CR 14 Lycanthrope. Should mention.
>>96473977Good. Your children would also get two moms to take care of them...
>>96473899anal elf
I wonder what caused this mental meltdown.
>>96473985>post a half-elf>fraction of the lifetime of a regular elf>infertile>will forever be reminded of her inferiority by those better than herwhat I want to say: stop posting dirty mudbloods
>>96474085Cmon you can't blame the guy.Elfen women (and men, same thing) can't resist the BHC. These lithe, slender fae are BUILT for it.Even if they act like they're not, that's just playing hard to get because they hope for a rough correction~
>>96474003Oh my, that does sound dangerous. You still need to watch out for those elves. >>96474085Why are you so mad?
>>96474004I'd hope to fuck the evil part out of her
>>96473976DM changed the rules so that they do (4 hours though)
>>96474114wishful thinking- if anything elves wouldn't go for those ugly things you call men, with beards and hairand even if they only went for the young ones and women, humans age way too fastat best it is going to be a short time thing and the elf will be disgusted by your frailty, at worst traumatized by seeing them waste awaynever mind the fact that they'll have to endure the ridicule of their brethren as fucking humans would be the human equivalent to screwing with animals hating on half-elves is natural and they're abominations>except when they're part dragons because dragons are superior to elves and humans>and dragons have low standards anyway>>96474190yes, it is called reverie- you know- that trance thing
In my sillier campaign setting, the head of the city of Slank-Mobeef's healers guild is an elf cleric who mournfully tells all her human patients they have less than a century to live.
>>96474189Evil is the lack of Good. You don't fuck the evil out. You stuff and fill her with your goodness.
>>96474182Now there's a REAL Elf. No one can argue with the Grand Mistress Deedlit.I won't be careful though. I eat Elfen ass for breakfast.>>96474204I don't care what they feel or experience. I'm here to mate and move on.
>>96473786She sounds like a very good character to be around in both of her phases. But I admit she sounds extremely fun in the latter because is the perfect conduct for a lot of havoc and mischievous conflicts. I though you called her a hilly-billy because she was elf-racist that would've been hilarious.
>>96472063>no Pirotess connection in the OP>no dark elf in the OP>no dark elf couples postedmediocre.
>>96474318>She sounds like a very good character to be around in both of her phasesSadly, she is the only adult in the party. The other adult person suicided into a greater demon.>But I admit she sounds extremely fun in the latter because is the perfect conduct for a lot of havoc and mischievous conflicts.Oh brother...the bickering and occasional pvp makes the whole campaign worth it. Believe it or not, she is still the party's only adult and the only person willing to negotiate.>I though you called her a hilly-billy because she was elf-racistNo, no, but constantly talking in southern accent is fun.
>>96474338Everyone couples with dark elves. They're sluts.
>>96474475Duergar post.
>>96473877But it is wholesome.It's one of the most wholesome things about the elves.
>>96474488That's our word. You can say Duerga if we let you.
>>96474489Sorry anon, but 4chan has successfully shitposted this pairing into vile garbage for brownoids.
>>96474518That's disappointing, how 4chan's tastes have degenerated.
An elf thread free of human taint...
>>96474338>slop poster thinks he can make demands of anymore
>>96473786>>96473969>>96474372I know what kind of elf you are.
>>96474893
an elven bard poor and dumb as fuck in his homeland, goes travelling telling every human maiden he's actually an elven prince.
>>96475500k
>>96475500Just don't fuck any half-elves Quagmire and you won't need to trouble yourself with any surprise incest
>>96473821that physique is perfect>decently toned/muscular arms/shoulders>relatively VERY short torso>thin waist>hips for days>relatively long legs
>>96474752It is. But you're on (((4chan))) now.
>>96472063>Please keep the AI at a minimum (0)No.
>>96473970This reminds me of a horse and his boy, where the guy and girl married so they could more easily argue with each other.Hey, we all have out unique relationship dynamics.
>>96477044That is my favorite Narnia book. Shamed they never got to make movies of the rest of the series though I worry about how casual fans might react to last one.
>>96477096>everyone but Susan gets the "good ending"Absolutely hilarious.
>>96477265I mean define good in this context. I know heaven and all that but its a bit of a bitch to get in. Plus there was still hope for Susan.
>>96477265Well she didn't die
>>96477374Having to carry the deaths of your entire family is still pretty brutal though.
Where the fugg is gwaak when you need him
>>96474372>she is the only adult in the partyPlaying with brats sounds like hell. I pity you anon (and your cute redneck elf).
>>96474475except dark elf men it would seem. Are they all chuds that treat their women like shit which is why dark elf women are so eager to find non-dark elf partners?
>>96474222yeah that's not the only thing she's getting stuffed and filled with
>>96477586It's actually canon that Dark Elf men are the subservient role in the matriarchal society.Dark Elf Women seek out non-beta males for breeding.
>>96477586Pretty sure in ES that's literally erotic fan fiction. God bless Crassius Curio.
>>96477602>a free man of my race? Pitiful, weak!>an enslaved lesser race's male? [baby boom ensues]At least dark elf men get enslaved human women and can form families that aren't absolutely sociopathic.
>>96477602>full control over their own men and hold all the power in their own society>still seek out foreign men and become submissive tradwiveswhy are they like this?
>>96477695Trad for them is bloodthirsty matriarch.You do not want a drow tradwife, get one of those freaky alt-girls that do things like "value your opinion" and "won't beat you".
>>96477594But anon. That's the plan.
>>96477711trad by surface standards of course. And I was speaking more of brown dark elves since I've never seen dark elf couples.Both grey and brown dark elves are made for instant loss and domestication however
>>96477602>Dark Elf Women seek out non-beta males for breedingSo... dark elf men. Since half-dark-elves are very rare in whatever setting you are not talking about.
>ahh! Sir Chaddington... I almost can't make out your impressive frame since the radiance of your armor blinds me like the sun...>why don't you cum in me... err cum with... come with me and I'll show you a safe way
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>>96474035Too wholesome for me.
Wholesome...
wow, what ttrpg are we talking about?Hentai? the random porn fic you're currently busy writing? that doesn't sound like any game I knowmaybe you should read an actual book before you post hereif you'd truly love dark elves why haven't you read: Path of the Dark Eldar/Malus Dark-blade series/Legend of Drizzt/War of the Spider QueenVault of the Drow is one google search awayyou guys don't want to actually discuss elves, you just want to goon and for some reason /e/ and /h/ banned you I assume, and /co/ has mods which leaves /tg/ to suffer your sorry existence
>>96478025>wow, what ttrpg are we talking about?homebrewed derivative of Khelataar.
>>96478025Yeah, the usual answer is just muh settan, which is a codeword for "random shitpost I came up on the spot".Elf threads are, unfortunately, just a den for pornaddicts to congregate and reach a critical mass to make them unusable.
>>96478025>wow, what ttrpg are we talking about?5 leagues from the borderlands.Dark court elves prefer to live in their own settlements they forbid humans to live inside of, unless it's spouses, while light court elves prefer to fully subjugate their human population by absorbing them into their settlements and eroding their culture.
