Talk about your pointy ears characters, elfish campaigns and /tg/ projects of noble spirit and fine craftsmanship.Please keep the AI at a minimum (0).Last thread: >>96408710
>>96467058How is her personality like? You call her redneck but she doesn't dress lick a hilly-billy.
I need more cute, long, small-breasted elves in my life.
I find it so romantic when an Elda falls in love with an Adan.
>>96472157>Right up to campaign· She is a middle child· She is somewhat an airhead without a general direction where she would go and what she wants to do with her life (which lead her down the long series of events that is our campaign)· She is a very bubbly, talkative, expressive and overall positive character (My headcannon is that all elves have a strong tendency to express their emotions which separates them from humans)· Very social. Likes hanging around people and talking to people· Would show a lot of patience to a person she deems wrong, ignorant or stupid· Always tries to deescalate a situation· Almost always polite would rarely insult a person· Living in high-trust, low population society where everyone knows each other has made her very gullible though· She would always think that people have good intentions and if they don't, she would believe they're not good at showing it· She is mostly ignorant of culture/life outside of her small little town (for example, she didn't know "mayfly" is an insult to most short-lived races) and would apologize if confronted in such situations>Currently in campaign· Jaded, tired and emotionally worn out (the type that sleep wont fix)· Impulsive and reckless under stress· Prefers being alone· Distrustful, sceptic· Relying more on gut feeling than ever before· Will try improving/returning things to normal more out of habit more than any wish for a better world· Starting to believe that some people just don't have a good side· Much more manipulative/will manipulate a neutral person to confront someone she believes is bad· Coping with intoxicants (smoking, drinking)· More honest, direct and will insult a person to their face regardless of consequences· Will let you fuck yourself up by your own mistake even if she could've prevented it>You call her redneck but she doesn't dress lick a hilly-billy.She does when her wood/wild elven blood kicks in (Bogleaf Slide).
>>96472157>how is her personality likeESL simp. I'll put money on it.>>96473786Get a trip so I can filter you and your avatar please.
>>96473715Anon, wholesome thread, please. Only wholesome elf couples.
Well, would you trust her?
miss my elf wife
>>96473914Yes because nothing in those woods is as dangerous as me. She will soon see.
>>96473877
>>96473813>Get a trip so I can filter you and your avatar pleaseNo. You will have to endure an elf in elf thread.
>>96473877>>96473925Married the Elf.
>>96473786>the type that sleep wont fixgood thing elves don't sleep
>>96473821>>96473738I'm going to be real with you. High impact violent babymaking sex with obligatory ear nibbling with Thayla nightly until she's too pregnant to fuck safely.
>>96473928>Be a human>Thinking you're more dangerous than an elf
>>96473985Sorry, I'm a CR 14 Lycanthrope. Should mention.
>>96473977Good. Your children would also get two moms to take care of them...
>>96473899anal elf
I wonder what caused this mental meltdown.
>>96473985>post a half-elf>fraction of the lifetime of a regular elf>infertile>will forever be reminded of her inferiority by those better than herwhat I want to say: stop posting dirty mudbloods
>>96474085Cmon you can't blame the guy.Elfen women (and men, same thing) can't resist the BHC. These lithe, slender fae are BUILT for it.Even if they act like they're not, that's just playing hard to get because they hope for a rough correction~
>>96474003Oh my, that does sound dangerous. You still need to watch out for those elves. >>96474085Why are you so mad?
>>96474004I'd hope to fuck the evil part out of her
>>96473976DM changed the rules so that they do (4 hours though)
>>96474114wishful thinking- if anything elves wouldn't go for those ugly things you call men, with beards and hairand even if they only went for the young ones and women, humans age way too fastat best it is going to be a short time thing and the elf will be disgusted by your frailty, at worst traumatized by seeing them waste awaynever mind the fact that they'll have to endure the ridicule of their brethren as fucking humans would be the human equivalent to screwing with animals hating on half-elves is natural and they're abominations>except when they're part dragons because dragons are superior to elves and humans>and dragons have low standards anyway>>96474190yes, it is called reverie- you know- that trance thing
In my sillier campaign setting, the head of the city of Slank-Mobeef's healers guild is an elf cleric who mournfully tells all her human patients they have less than a century to live.
>>96474189Evil is the lack of Good. You don't fuck the evil out. You stuff and fill her with your goodness.
>>96474182Now there's a REAL Elf. No one can argue with the Grand Mistress Deedlit.I won't be careful though. I eat Elfen ass for breakfast.>>96474204I don't care what they feel or experience. I'm here to mate and move on.
>>96473786She sounds like a very good character to be around in both of her phases. But I admit she sounds extremely fun in the latter because is the perfect conduct for a lot of havoc and mischievous conflicts. I though you called her a hilly-billy because she was elf-racist that would've been hilarious.
>>96472063>no Pirotess connection in the OP>no dark elf in the OP>no dark elf couples postedmediocre.
>>96474318>She sounds like a very good character to be around in both of her phasesSadly, she is the only adult in the party. The other adult person suicided into a greater demon.>But I admit she sounds extremely fun in the latter because is the perfect conduct for a lot of havoc and mischievous conflicts.Oh brother...the bickering and occasional pvp makes the whole campaign worth it. Believe it or not, she is still the party's only adult and the only person willing to negotiate.>I though you called her a hilly-billy because she was elf-racistNo, no, but constantly talking in southern accent is fun.
>>96474338Everyone couples with dark elves. They're sluts.
>>96474475Duergar post.
>>96473877But it is wholesome.It's one of the most wholesome things about the elves.
>>96474488That's our word. You can say Duerga if we let you.
>>96474489Sorry anon, but 4chan has successfully shitposted this pairing into vile garbage for brownoids.
>>96474518That's disappointing, how 4chan's tastes have degenerated.
An elf thread free of human taint...
>>96474338>slop poster thinks he can make demands of anymore
>>96473786>>96473969>>96474372I know what kind of elf you are.
>>96474893
an elven bard poor and dumb as fuck in his homeland, goes travelling telling every human maiden he's actually an elven prince.
>>96475500k
>>96475500Just don't fuck any half-elves Quagmire and you won't need to trouble yourself with any surprise incest
>>96473821that physique is perfect>decently toned/muscular arms/shoulders>relatively VERY short torso>thin waist>hips for days>relatively long legs
>>96474752It is. But you're on (((4chan))) now.
>>96472063>Please keep the AI at a minimum (0)No.
>>96473970This reminds me of a horse and his boy, where the guy and girl married so they could more easily argue with each other.Hey, we all have out unique relationship dynamics.
>>96477044That is my favorite Narnia book. Shamed they never got to make movies of the rest of the series though I worry about how casual fans might react to last one.
>>96477096>everyone but Susan gets the "good ending"Absolutely hilarious.
>>96477265I mean define good in this context. I know heaven and all that but its a bit of a bitch to get in. Plus there was still hope for Susan.
>>96477265Well she didn't die
>>96477374Having to carry the deaths of your entire family is still pretty brutal though.
Where the fugg is gwaak when you need him
>>96474372>she is the only adult in the partyPlaying with brats sounds like hell. I pity you anon (and your cute redneck elf).
>>96474475except dark elf men it would seem. Are they all chuds that treat their women like shit which is why dark elf women are so eager to find non-dark elf partners?
>>96474222yeah that's not the only thing she's getting stuffed and filled with
>>96477586It's actually canon that Dark Elf men are the subservient role in the matriarchal society.Dark Elf Women seek out non-beta males for breeding.
>>96477586Pretty sure in ES that's literally erotic fan fiction. God bless Crassius Curio.
>>96477602>a free man of my race? Pitiful, weak!>an enslaved lesser race's male? [baby boom ensues]At least dark elf men get enslaved human women and can form families that aren't absolutely sociopathic.
>>96477602>full control over their own men and hold all the power in their own society>still seek out foreign men and become submissive tradwiveswhy are they like this?
>>96477695Trad for them is bloodthirsty matriarch.You do not want a drow tradwife, get one of those freaky alt-girls that do things like "value your opinion" and "won't beat you".
>>96477594But anon. That's the plan.
>>96477711trad by surface standards of course. And I was speaking more of brown dark elves since I've never seen dark elf couples.Both grey and brown dark elves are made for instant loss and domestication however
>>96477602>Dark Elf Women seek out non-beta males for breedingSo... dark elf men. Since half-dark-elves are very rare in whatever setting you are not talking about.
>ahh! Sir Chaddington... I almost can't make out your impressive frame since the radiance of your armor blinds me like the sun...>why don't you cum in me... err cum with... come with me and I'll show you a safe way
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>>96474035Too wholesome for me.
Wholesome...
wow, what ttrpg are we talking about?Hentai? the random porn fic you're currently busy writing? that doesn't sound like any game I knowmaybe you should read an actual book before you post hereif you'd truly love dark elves why haven't you read: Path of the Dark Eldar/Malus Dark-blade series/Legend of Drizzt/War of the Spider QueenVault of the Drow is one google search awayyou guys don't want to actually discuss elves, you just want to goon and for some reason /e/ and /h/ banned you I assume, and /co/ has mods which leaves /tg/ to suffer your sorry existence
>>96478025>wow, what ttrpg are we talking about?homebrewed derivative of Khelataar.
>>96478025Yeah, the usual answer is just muh settan, which is a codeword for "random shitpost I came up on the spot".Elf threads are, unfortunately, just a den for pornaddicts to congregate and reach a critical mass to make them unusable.
>>96478025>wow, what ttrpg are we talking about?5 leagues from the borderlands.Dark court elves prefer to live in their own settlements they forbid humans to live inside of, unless it's spouses, while light court elves prefer to fully subjugate their human population by absorbing them into their settlements and eroding their culture.
>>96477695>>96477586Dark elven society in forgotten realms is what you would get if you took the most unhinged californian radical feminist women and have them run a society.>the fantasy element is that it somehow works>replace the trannies and eunuchs with dridersThis is why I unironically call all feminists Lolth worshippers irl
>>96477453>Playing with brats sounds like hell.No, the table is fine. We only have one somewhat problem player. We're just sticking to our characters designs. Sometimes, rarely DM forces us to turn the rp down a bit since we would actually kill each other. Some examples:>Frost deciding to not throw Arrianne into the river Styx for stabbing Ferris in the throat with the intent to kill>Arrianne deciding not to kill both Frost and Ferris after a fight where they were left with around 8 hp both (after 4 months ingame of constant bullying)>John deciding not to drive the car off the cliff after Arrianne accidentally called him a midget>Ferris not permanently blinding/polymorphing Arrianne into a mouse after a simple argument>Frost not killing Ferris after he fucked up yet another spell and left his left hand paralyzed>Amy not killing Ferris after seeing him cast necromancy spells more and more and enjoying it
Do elves value the virginity of their maidens?
>>96478594Why would they?
>>96478594More than humans do.
>>96478602>you've had thirty thousand years to master the marital arts Lybellica! There's human women with more knowledge than you, come on
>>96478602A beautiful maiden that has remained unsullied for 1,200 years waiting for the perfect elven man
>human
>>96478630you call having sex a martial art?
>>96478594no, they don't subscribe to the backwards logic of humans
Considering how long elves live, it would be even more valuable.I guess this will be the game-less topic to kill this thread
>>96478658>Elven geishas being paid in literal kingdoms to have their 1200 y/o poontang deflowered>matchlife women on suicide watch as they are completely pushed out of the virginmaxxing market
>>96478638Hey as long as it works.
>>96478633And to disappoint him in bed?Sounds rather sad.
>>96478848lol
>>96478633On the flipside imagine an anger of an elven incel that was bottling up for 1500 years
>>96479483I'd imagine he would spend all his time of elfchan and /r/elvenmasculinity seething about "lesser races"
>>96479511>Andreon Tateis>Half-elf
can elves be alcoholic?because in lotr (movie) they can drink alot forgot about the book lore about thatbecause i want to play an alcoholic elf dude that got cast out of elven society for being a trashlord in my next gaming session. Would that make sense? class perhaps ranger not sure yet>systemdnd but with lots of homebrew tweaks (mostly other classes and some rules)>pic thats how i envision him but trashier and more messy
>>96473782Sauce? I don't usually see much Wizards fanart.
>>96481003>can elves be alcoholic?You mean like, LOTR elves, the ones everyone copies?
>>96481003>can elves be alcoholic?
>>96481125yeah, those similar atleast>>96481132now thats proper art
>>96481003I have been thinking about that one particular scene from the movie and how it's equally out of place and faithful to the source material.Yes, of course elves can be alcoholics, and they are known to drink and party hard in many settings.For Tolkien specifically, there is a scene in the hobbit book and in the hobbit movies in which some elfen guards got shitfaced, which allowed Bilbo and the dwarves to sneak past them. So, in this instance, that extra scene from the movies breaks lore.At the same time, elves in the Sil are described as immune to diseases, and as long as their spirit is intact, their bodies heal quickly and barely tire. So, in that sense, that scene actually works when we take the Silmarillion as inspiration.However, this entire idea of elvish resilience being extraordinary, as long as their spirit is high, is a uniquely Tolkien idea. So, you can't just copy it without copying anything else.For something homebrew, making it that all Fortitude saving throws (or whatever the system uses for that, physical resilience) by elves are rolled with their Willpower instead could be fun.
>>96481157At least the wood elves imported lots of wine from Dorwinion to get absolutely wasted. So maybe if they live inside a cave they need that morale boost.
>96481183Extremely OOC.
>>96481165the scene were legolas outdrinks gimil with ease is it not?other than that good point in hobbit they are all totally loaded. good pointpersonally my goal is to make my character a little weaker even though he is old because he is such a mess, aswell as funny points at the table (i know i know, its a trashy table)you mean that the more "clear/sober/resilient" the character the stronger the throw? could work definetly>pic unrelated
>>96481221oops forgot to say based on willpower at this time (roll)
>>96481165Maybe that elvish wine is like some bubba's 190 proof moonshine. Silvan elves are kind of the backwater hicks of the bunch, after all.
>>96481390The elves that got drunk in the hobbit book largely imported their wine.Hard to grow stuff in the forest.Tolkien actually paid a lot of attention to these kinds of things.
>>96481399technically grapes aren't the only thing you can ferment>you'd think elves in the forest would have a lot of bees and therefore mead>or you know, any other type of fruit which you can ferment
>>96481399>Hard to grow stuff in the forest.Does corn grow in forests? Because they make Lembas bread out of it. Or do they import that too? Wild grapes do grow in forests and if we stretch the definition of wine a bit, we can find plenty of other drinks:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_winehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice_winehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead
>>96481421>>96481483Argue with Tolkien about that, I'm just saying that they imported wine. Jeez.
>>96481421>Elves in a forest biome can't make alcohol because they can't grow anything>Dwarves unnaground with literally no naturally occurring produce can make a lot of alcoholMake it make sense
>>96481498>>96481483obviously, Tolkien didn't put enough research into his world building>Tolkien a hack?
>>96481504>>Dwarves unnaground with literally no naturally occurring produce can make a lot of alcoholThey, too, import it in Tolkiens universe.
>>96479795>What color is your carriage?>Breathe MANA!>It was a web of fate attack on me!
>>96481504They could buy the raw ingredients and then brew/distill it themselves.
>>96481221I don't remember reading on any lore related to D&D where they can't get drunk, but also nothing on notable drunk elves
>>96481908One of the extended scenes in Lord of the Rings had Legolas need to drink A LOT to start feeling a buzz. I forget if that was in the book. I'm gonna assume probably not.
>>96481504dwarves would need to import the vast majority of their food to begin with, they have an advanced manufacturing economy to be able to afford that
I want to force myself on a tiny elf.
>>96481504obviously they use plump helmets
>>96482791A drow?Wait, I just got it. Why drow are so short in DnD. Dark elves are dwarves in Norse myth. So drow are short to better play the part Oh my God it was actually kinda clever.
>>96472063Elves are so cool, I wish they hadn't all fled to Agartha.
>>96481996In the Hobbit the wood elves get plastered nightly to the point that Bilbo is able to count on it to bust the Dwarves out. Presumably Legolas having a huge tolerance is a reference to his people being the most massive alcoholics in Middle Earth. Thranduil is presumably blitzed to Berlin 100% of the time in the films, which would explain why he behaves the way he does.
What should the structure of elven royalty be, just a mirror of human aristocratic societies?
>>96483729It might actually be who's the better and wisest leader given their longevity. Or simply the one that hasn't been deposed.In Oathmark, elven kings and queen's aren't usually hereditary titles as being basically immortal a prince or princess is either gonna be stuck as a simple noble or fuck off with some cronies to form their own state.
