Talk about pointy ears, discuss pointy ears, post pointy ears.Last thread: >>96472063
>>96514399How about games?
Claiming this thread for the Eldar.
>>96514409You're free to post any time
>>96514399>>96514410>>96514431not an elves
When there are dragon blooded humans why are there no dragon blooded elves?
>>96514450That's funny, as Eldar do a far better job at being elves in space as many other elves in fantasy settings do at being elves.
>>96514410Someone needs to feed seer Stickman some a burger or at least give him a free month to "Astartes Gym" or something.>>96514473Silly take: because human "adaptability" also extends to interspecies compatibility.Dragons are apex sexual predators, humans are apex breeders.That's why most half-breeds originate from a human's tryst with some other race.
>>96514479>as Eldar do a far better job at being elves in space as many other elves in fantasy settings do at being elves.They are on pair with Night Elves from WoW
>>96514473Elves in Warhammer Fantasy are incredibly racist to the point of seeing other elves as not even being people.So no, a cute dragon girl is actually a grotesque inferior being unlike the majestic dragons of Ulthuan, meanwhile a human guy will happily sire 20+ shugengan before his body gives out since she's heavenly jade-like beauty to him.
>>96514488Eldar being spindly thin is actually really cool, especially when they are still (comparatively) strong and agile, fit.
>>96514510>when they are still (comparatively) strong and agile, fit.>slower than dreadnought
>>96514473>474x669Stop saving samples you horrid cunt.
>>96514512>wargame abstractions for the sake of balance
>>96514517I wasn't talking about wargame rules.
We are not even 20 posts in and the thread is already jerking off humans and dragonoid humans.In a supposedly elf thread.
>>96514523Blame OP for starting thread with elves whose purpose is to be bred by humans
>>96514518Then I have no idea what you are talking about.These stompy stumpy little legs have no right be faster than Eldar. Some BL shit?
>>96514526It never happened, though.
>>96514399Previously on /elf/:>"How do I elf?" Guides for being the best elf you can be>Fey ancestry and it's consequences for the elven race>This month's hottest screaming pillow designs for your Drow gf>Bow and bow accessories, and where to get some>Making friends after your first millennia 101>How old is too old: Elf edition>Elf slaves: the do's and dont's
>>96514529>Some BL shit?Nope
>>96514533Yet pairing was endorsed by GW
>>96514526Eldar and humans are incompatible and that's canonThey retcon'd the only half-eldar
>>96514543>Eldar and humans are incompatible and that's canonEmperor is master of biomancy. He will make it happen.
>>96514541Everything to get those neets who can't hold a conversation with someone of the opposite sex to buy more little toy men made from plasticIt is called panderingIt is the reason so many manga have fanservice
>>96514541Then cite the BL novel in which they hook up.Only the text. No fanart.
>>96514541Nigger, that's a joke pic. And it's all you got.But yes, pic related right here is absolutely happening in the 40k universe.
>>96514543Nah.
>>96514553>>96514529>BLBoys Love?
>>96514553>No fanart.It's not a fanart. It's officially comissioned by GW artwork which was posted on their social media account.Cope and dilate.
I don't even remember when they resurrect Girlyman, it feels like ten years ago. Yet, the desperate waifufags still scream THEY TOTALLY FUCK ALL THE TIME while posting nothing to support such a claim.>>96514562It's a joke. Cite the novels. Or armybooks.
>>96514558>Nigger, that's a joke pic.And yet you are melting over it.
>>96514560Black Library. The label Gamesworkshop uses for publishing official novels and comics set in the 40K universe.
>>96514567>Yet, the desperate waifufags still scream THEY TOTALLY FUCK ALL THE TIME while posting nothing to support such a claim.Mostly people just rofling because ressurecting Girlyman was the last when Eldar were relevant to the setting.
>>96514568Cite the novels.>>96514573Yeah, I'm aware it's just trolling and shitposting. Which is a problem with any elf-related thread in itself.
>>96514576>Yeah, I'm aware it's just trolling and shitposting.It's a truth.Want to make respectful elf thread pick respected elves, not human's battered wives.
>>96514581>It's a truthCite the novels.
Elf appreciation!
>>96514589Elves are cool, I like them.got all these magnetic bases, and yet my heart years to multibase them instead
>>96514585Gathering Storm.
>>96514593Elves always make me act up. I might have a big knife ears fetish.Also Warhammer's White Lions are the best elves I ever saw.>two-handed axe>have to hunt a fucking lion and fuck him up>two-handed axe>then skin him>two handed axe>magically impregnate any elf maiden in a 200m perimeter
>>96514598That's not how you cite a novel. Give us the passage.
>>96514605>Ulthuan book for 4e doesn't have a White Lion careerI actually get the logic, but boy, this is a popular unit and many would love to play such a character.
>>96514606Not my problem.
>>96514616I KNOWIt pissed me off, they're the coolest elves in the setting, and they don't get a career.The fanbook Princes of Ulthuan has a career for them, but it's not the saaaame. Where are my 4 pages of crunchy lore on how badass they are?
>>96514589>I'm not done yet!
>>96514534>This month's hottest screaming pillow designs for your Drow gfLets start with existing ones
Everyone talking about Papa Smurf's elf appreciation but we all know a primarch who did it way before it was popular
Also, never happened.
Elf in her natural environnement: RACISM
>her
Elf moving on from casual racism to professional racism.
One day I'll find the source for this manga and I'll understand why this nazi elf antagonized a FUCKING BEAR
Elf
>>96514788Have you tried using saucenao?https://mangadex.org/title/56add873-2c38-4c59-8dc7-429d09323dc1/kutsuzure-sensen-majo-vasenka-no-sensou
>>96514795Oh...Somehow I literally never thought of that.
more like whoresome amirite
>>96514711>510x386Why? How?
loli elves best elves
40k fans are really insufferable...
>>96514841Thank you sir, I will now update it.
>>96514864amen
Pornfags are really insufferable...
>>96514479>That's funny, as Eldar do a far better job at being elves in space as many other elves in fantasy settings do at being elves.LOLLMAO even
>>96514934pretty hot
>coombrained OP>elf-haters in the threadA classic.
>>96514945Elves are fine. GW paypiggies are not
>>96514914Bit gay innit?
>>96514496in that they're eternal losers?
>>96514969As you can see, it extends to all elves.Coombraining to elves and elf-hating are two sides of the same coin.
>>96515026Yep and in tendencies to interracial relationships
>>96515035>As you can see, it extends to all elves.Where?
tfw no more savage nelfs
>>96515047
>>96514970no.This is a bit gay
>>96515054We are not allowed to have cool things.
>>96515039it do be like that
>>96515086And always ends with: >>96514496
>>96515129According to what official lore?
>>96514711I prefer the ''jaghatai is a couch on commorragh'' joke, the Leman one tho is funny
modern elf is very good
>>96515146BfA pre-patch also known as War of Thorns
I had this weird thought that if elves are just long lived and have pointy ears and that's all there is to it doesn't that make vampires in certain settings also elves when they have pointy ears?
>>96515250That's not all there is to elves.There is a certain overlapp with vampires as both highly magical, skilled, aristocratic magical creatures. But there are also huge differences.No anon, elves are not just humans with pointy ears. Please stop that.
>>96515236
>>96515343an elf begging is so hot
>>96515364Meanwhile behind the mask
>>96514558>>96514567Anything published under the Warhammer label by GW, the creator and producer of Warhammer, is official material approved and endorsed for Warhammer. Yes, both those pictures are therefore confirmed to have officially happened.
I said I’d post lesbiansyes, that's a girl
>>96515026Night Elves consistently beat the bricks off every threat they come across. I'll remind you that Tyrande was dragging Sylvanus by her weave until bad writing nerfed her.
>>96514970Nah, but this one is.
>>96515643>until bad writing nerfed her.Good. Humilation ritual applied on Raynor and Zerathul shouldn't be male-exclusive
>>96515643Nothing brings me joy as much as Blizzard fanboy's suffering with every new iteration of lore for any game they have.
>>96514842Hey, I have that battleforce!
>>96514399Elves as a progressively more mystical, ancient part magic race of esoteric nobility will never not be utter kino.>Exemplified and magnified ideals like chivalry, nobility, etiquette, science and environmentalism.>But equally, they can exemplify all the worst of humanity, with treachery, lust, violence, cosmopolitan living, religious zealotry, scorn for lesser races, or a simple jadedness to life (ie Drow, Dark Elves or Dark Eldar.)>Both highly complex and near irrational series of laws and conventions they'll uphold often on pain of death. But they also kinda make sense in the basic way of a children's storybook about ancient knights.>Have ages of knowledge to themselves, and are often the top of their craft, or the inventors of it in the world. Still willing to sacrifice their own lives at nearly the drop of a hat, either for a personal passion, or because they believe it is right and noble of them to make that sacrifice for the races they see as younger.Then you can get into esoterica.>Since they're at least half magic, their anatomy only exists in a recognizable way, when observed in detail, making them so swift and strong for their size.>They can't die of old age. But they can change their nature by a shift in culture, in powers, in influence or simply by moving locations, and Ship-of-Theseus themselves into an entirely new identity, functionally 'dying'.>Elves are so magically proficient, because a lot of what they are and do, is magical. When an Elf throws a spear, it travels in a straight line, regardless of gravity or wind.>While the common appearance of an Elf is that of a tall, beautiful, fair human, this is due to common perception of their kind. An Elf may change in physical appearance in accord with their nature and their perception. It is unclear if elvish clothing or armour is technically a part of themselves, magically manifested, or not.I love Dwarves, but Elves are in a state of kino awesomeness all of their own.
>>96514842I want to like the eldar, but their helmets look so fucking stupid
>>96515250>>96515255Both bear a similar resemblance to the fantasy concept of a nobility or knightly class, with Vampires adopting the more negative aspects (drinks the blood of honest hardworking men, women and children to sustain itself, undying, very powerful in combat, but arrogant), and elves adopting the more positive (long-lived, educated, wise, compassionate, noble, and willing to defend those beneath them).
>>96516134Pic unrelated?
>>96516165No fairly related. Just not specific. Picrel was just an epic battle scene I found on google.Eldar do differ a lot between craftworlds, going between "we are diminished and hunted, but we must preserve the tapestry of the galaxy from the may dark fates" to "gas all the lesser races now", but in almost all semi-recent depictions they've tended toward the former.
>>96516202>, but we must preserve the tapestry of the galaxy from the may dark fates" to "gas all the lesser races now"jobbing into irrevalence isn't helping either of this cause
>>96515039You say that when the leading blood elf sister trio are all fucking humans and I can't remember a single major night elf in a relationship with other races.
>>96516280WoW is pandering to lonely male nerds so they can self-insert into the male human? No, you don't say!and it has to be a male human because men lack the empathy to self-insert as anything not male and human>which is true because they were never not once in their live supposed to emphatize with someone who wasn't them>this is why all Isekai have the standard 8/15 protagonist who is blander than a piece of white bread
>>96516439I was just saying that if anon wants to whack it to interracial elf shit, there's more suitable options even within wow.
>>96516439What if I only self insert as Horde races?
>>96516280Are blood elves 7 foot tall Amazons?No, so they lose.
>>96514526>Blame OP for starting thread with elves whose purpose is to be bred by humansBased.
Good pranks to pull on elves?
>>96516581it is spelled r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
I didn't know Warhammer fans were so stupid and obnoxious. Please don't make the next thread if you're going to ruin it like this.
>>96516216That's just shit writing though, because Astartes occupy the same rough position of 'fantasy knight race', except they're represented too much, without the flaws that Eldar don't have.I want to become a BL author, just to write stories where Eldar engage with Astartes as rough equals in combat capacity.Marines are strong and tough and have a persistently aggressive tempo. But the average marine is not a master swordsman, and the Eldar are a lot faster, should be smarter (as they're not trained by hypnosis), and are a lot more flexible.
>>96516664I know BL means Black Library, but I always think Boy's Love and imagine some Yaoi-style eldar and blushing kawaii UwU marines>handholding
>>96516693>I always think Boy's LoveAnon, you're a homosexual.
>>96516749I can neither deny nor support this claim, so have this picture of what I am sure is an elf I've found in a folder on my computer labelled 'completely straight, totally not gay' next to my five terabytes of futa porn
This thread needs more brown elves.
>>96514916Maybe if you are someone who loves elf cock in your ass.
>>96517294Be the change you want to see in the world.
>"And so it was that your people were given passage to our steam gardens, and the protections of our power. Many of your people had perished under the roaring, snow-throated kings of Mora, and your wills were broken, and we heard you, and sent our machines against your enemies, to thereby take you under. Only by the grace of the Dwemer did your culture survive, and only by the fifteen-and-one tones did your new lives begin. We do not desire thanks, for we do not believe in it. We do not ask for gratitude, for we do not believe in it. We only request you partake of the symbol of our bond, the fruit of the stones around us. And as your vision clouds, as the darkness sets in, fear not. Know only our mercy and the radiance of our affection, which unbinds your bones to the earth before, and sets your final path to the music of your new eternity."> fucks up your soul and messes with your genetics, asks you to kiss the ground you walk on just dwemer things
>>96514399As porn brain-y and Skub as it may seem, I'm actually something of a supporter of the bimbofication of elves in kitchen sink games.>1. It 'balances them.Tolkienian Elves, being fantasy nobility, are fucking OP as a race concept. If they're going to be longer-lived, wiser, smarter and more beautiful, making them smaller, lither and more delicate is a fantastic, and fitting, drawback to the race. Otherwise you get something like DnD, where they kinda are Tolkein elves, but also kinda aren't in any respect, and that's hackish.>2. It kinda makes sense in a multicultual society.Every other race is typically much shorter lived, with physical and mental maturity reached by 20.If Elves are physically matured by 20, but only considered mentally mature by 100, then you've arguably got something of a learning or developmental disability (if adult elves aren't hyper-wise genius'). Regardless however, a dynamic society changes its conventions and natures fast, and elves may not keep up as well given (proportionally in respect to their own existence) much less time to learn.Hence, your modern, cosmopolitan elf, especially the adolescent ones under 100, may come across as airheaded, unaware or naive, and depend more on his or her looks and charms to get through new and unfamiliar social situations, as they are known for being especially beautiful.This can actually make a good contrast between the more old-school isolationist Elves, who raise their children up in the old, classical ways away from shorter lived races, and the more urban elves who enjoy more social contacts, at the loss of social prestige as they come across as airheaded and over-dependent on looks.
>>96514431cute mandiblasters
Elven women owe me sex.
Cool Elf race you got there 40k be a shame if they were irrelevant and overshadowed
>>96515415Eldar are the chud race, it fits so well.
>>96515360this comic has too little elf focus
>>9651820540k has been stuck as capeshit daddy issues for ages. Everyone is irrelevant.
>>96517294needs more of the brown elf
>>96514543Unless any regular human pairings can breed Primarchs by themselves, without Chaos fuckery, then I don’t consider Primarchs “human”.
>>96514589that artist disappeared. how disappointing
>Dwarf thread>people post dwarves>Elf thread>'people' post porno
>>96518885yeah because there's not enough dwarf porn out there!
>>96516664>That's just shit writingNice cope
>>96518905>there's not enough dwarf porn out there!My cat highly doubts it
>>96518885It's a classically elven way to pass the time, complaining about the current state of affairs.
>>96518885I posted lewds. There was also a lovely discussion on the nature of dwarven women, and how bearders are to be belittled and shamed.
>>96514450>not an elvesnot an English
>>96514526>Elf mary sue is somewhat cordial to Primarch>Both know their alliance was only one of convivence and do not trust each other>somebody jokes about this being romantic somehow (they've never talked to a woman before)>like so many 40k memes, retards repeat it until they genuinely think it is trueHow do I reconcile my interest in space elves with my disgust for the 40k fandom at large?
>>96519243>>Both know their alliance was only one of convivence and do not trust each other>Eldar literally drops their quest to find a final McGuffin to awake their god of death to help Bobby deal with Mortarion>while they sending meatwave after meatwave into Garden of Nurgle Slaanesh claims final McGuffin>do not trust each other
>>96518000>the women who owe you sex do not existsounds about right
