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>Previous Thread
>>96514137

>TQ
What was the main inspiration for /yourdudes/ and what are your plans for them?
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>>96516842
I think CSMs should have the Daemons and Lost and the Danmed units they ate ripped from their stomache and then all the monogod marines should be folded back into the one or two codices with the undivided chaos marines.
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>>96516846
>I've fucked it up twice
>Two diffrent ways
>Two diffrent threads
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>>96516842
SQUAD BROKEN
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>>96516833
I base my lamenters around playing cards. I've got got plans on wanting 52 unit total for the whole army and outside that kinda just want a bit of everything
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Fixed phobos marines
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Does anyone know a good place where to find this type of stuff? Like concept art type of stuff of 40k, not just Jes Goodwin's art but in general.
I really like these pics where they show off lot of different relics or guns.
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*blocks your path*
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What do daemons usually do most of the time while within the Warp?
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>>96516884
>phobos marines are just tacticus marines with antennas
No thanks.
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>>96516833
>TQ
Dark Iron dwarves are cool, so I did my Votann army up in a lot of that color palette (ashy or charred skin, stony iron plating, red yellow and orange accents, some gemstone colors mixed in for blinkenlichts and effects)
My handiwork was also so sloppy that they look smudged and oily, so now they specialize in promethium drilling and I need to get some little oil derricks for terrain pieces
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>>96516916
*holds giant clawed hand and smooches beer belly lovingly*
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>>96516933
They're primordial manifestations anon. They both do and don't exist at the same time. Until it interacts with you it isn't doing anything. Theyre warp soup
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>>96516948
Someone needs to write a short story about a female tech priest falling in love with a dreadnought shes been charged with maintaining.
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>>96516952
>They both do and don't exist at the same time.
Skarbrand existed in the Warp just normal and he tried killing Khorne to usurp his throne.
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>>96516968
"Twins they were..."
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>>96516981
That always happened and will happen. Again, theyre warp soup. Theyre ideas.
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>>96516999
Can't be just an idea if you actually exist and can be summoned.
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>>96516968
Warhammer Romance
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>>96517017
>Warhammer Romance
I am legitimately surprised that Warhammer Romance isn't a thing.
What's holding GW from making it a thing?
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>>96517005
Yes it can. It's the idea manifest. Biblical Angels work the same way.
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>>96517031
>biblical angels
They also just exist and aren't just formless ideas.
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>>96516968
>Ancient-san it's not like I want to debug your software baka
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>>96516968
>>96516994
>story ends with the techpriest cracking open the sarcophagus
>crawls inside and closes the lid
>cuddles up on the dismembered marines chest and falls asleep
>marines remaining arm weakly wraps around her, hugging her tightly
>his head rests against her shoulder as he begins crying
>fade to black
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>>96517026
Because 40k as a setting is about war and arguably 40k as a setting is more closer to horror than anything else. Which is why Warhammer Crime series does fit well since it just follows more ordinary day to day human life within the Imperium
Lovey dovey romance stuff just doesn't fit thematically.
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>>96517031
>Biblical Angels work the same way.

What the fuck are you talking about
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>>96517034
Ok anon.
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>>96516884
you fixed them by making them... blurry?
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>>96517017
>>96517026
When do we get the Guilliman x Yvraine novel?
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>>96517031
No they don't
that bullshit about angels in the bible being masses of wheels and wings and eyes is ONE specific angel
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>>96517047
I think romance can be used to show how grim and difficult life is.
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>>96517063
Yes they do.
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>>96517054
It's phobos stealth tech working as intended
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I'd be down for a Necron Romance Novel.
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>>96516968
This but with an Imperial Knight, because Space Marines don't deserve anything nice.
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>>96517076
How would they boink?
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>>96517026
GW is like 10 years late to every trend, so they'll announce a sci-romantasy book series for booktok months after booktok collapses as a concept.
What would be your guilty indulgence romance story?
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>>96517081
>How would they boink?
Vigorously.
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>>96517031
I have a feeling that you have never actually read the bible.
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Wish we got more glimpses into Tau civilian life.
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>>96517069
You haven't read the Bible
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>>96516981
You think too literally. Your eyes could use opening.
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>>96517067
Then at that point it's not really a romance novel but just misery porn more or less, which is not what people who read romance books or whatever are after.
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>>96517047
Gay cope. Everyone knows love can bloom on the battlefield. Besides you can have a lot of variety in romance novels. Tragic love between members of enemy armies trying desperately to escape together, a swashbuckling borderline pornographic novel about a Rogue Trader and his xenos harem (it's ok he has the God-Emperor's blessing ), a comfy lovey dovey book about two members of some officio or what have you where they will they won't they until the end (they will), a sad romance about a sister and a marine whose lives and wars have them drifting together and apart across decades, toxic chaos yuri, etc.
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>>96516968
>brother, smell the finger of my dreadnought combat weapon
Ancient one, it just smells like transmission fluid...
>haha brother, no need to be jealous
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>>96517094
Ok anon
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>>96517108
Ya they're after regular porn
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>>96517091
>GW is like 10 years late to every trend
>so they'll announce a sci-romantasy book series for booktok months after booktok collapses as a concept.

You're so right it is scary, anon.
>spoiler
I'm actually not sure. I guess I'll go with guardsman and his yandere sororitas girl.
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>>96517103
Not really when that is exactly what happened. Skarbrand got permanently fucked up by it, it's the reason why his wings even now are completely shredded.
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>>96517108
Most romance novels are just misery porn with sprinklings of actual porn amd drama mixed in
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>>96517129
Yes really
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>>96517112
>Everyone knows love can bloom on the battlefield.
Unofficial fanfiction has no bearing on the actual reality of the setting.
And fact is that most people who want romance novels and read them aren't after what you're suggesting. Many just want regular lovey dovey, low stakes smooch fest.
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>>96516968
Maybe not what you're looking for, but I am tempted to write about a tech-preistess feeling such companionship and intimacy with the dreadnought and its interred veteran. She begins to consider if the love she feels is more than just the adoration of sacred machinery and bio-science, and the struggle of wanting to express it even more deeply but concerned she is inviting flawed organic irrationality and temptations which will only distance her from the Omnissiah instead of bring her closer.
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>>96517132
>with sprinklings of actual porn amd drama mixed in
This already eliminates the books as something that GW won't make.
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>>96517155
>Many just want regular lovey dovey, low stakes smooch fest.

It's all porn anon.
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Finished my second metal farseer... rescues from when I was a kid and lost both their heads. Post Eldar!
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>>96517156
Sounds fun anon. If you post it i will read it
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>>96517041
>story ends with the techpriest cracking open the sarcophagus
>crawls inside and closes the lid
>the dreadnought's machine spirit is displeased
>a sarcophagus should remain forever closed
>it closes the hatch sealing them both inside
>the techpriests augments eventually break down and her biological features whither
>the dread pilot is forced to embrace his love's corpse for the remainder of his long life
>his battle brothers don't understand the muffled sobs that echo from this peculiar dreadnought when awoken for combat
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>>96517181
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>>96517181
>Post Eldar!
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>>96517181
This is Greggor
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>>96517091
Guardsman and his abhuman superior having unsanctioned makeout sessions in between trench runs
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>>96517199
>Caring about warhammer fortykek lore or material
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>>96517202
>abhuman superior
LOL!
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>>96517181
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>>96517200
I like the clowns
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>>96517209
Go back to /hhg/
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>>96517197
Nice, your own craftworld?
>>96517200
Hi Greg
>>96517218
Funnily enough, i'm working on the same dude as part of the d-canon team. I love when artillery crews are seperate models
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>>96517221
hhg is where lorefags who don't actually own models or play belong thoughbeit
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When do we get to see new custodes models?
We've had that one teaser image of that one guardian spear for months now.
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>>96516968
Sorry, best GW can do is an army trooper flirting with a female Skitarii during the Siege of Terra
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>>96517181
Looks good anon I like the saturation of your green
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>>96517209
Don't engage with anti-eldarfags, they're no models fags pretending to be mad about something they never experienced.
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>>96517076
Hear me out
>Necron Tomb Warrior and Techpriest stuck on a dead world
>Exploratory Fleet all died except for Techpriest to [reasons], Tomb World is similarly shattered save for the Warrior and hostile tomb constructs
>desperate for anything to keep herself sane (and protection), the techpriest tries to reactivate the Warrior under the guise of "understanding the filthy Xenotek scourge"
>has limited success, is even able to direct the Warrior similar to a Kastelan robot
>Warrior's mind is trapped between past and present, seamlessly flitting between his organic necrontyr life and how he bargained everything away to lying gods to save his beloved, and being the unwilling protector to this savage upstart (cue an outrage similar to having his body shackled and used by the Ctan and later his own Phaeron)
>long drawn-out sequences of the techpriest exploring the Warrior's frame and trying to understand the technology that runs it and the pain hidden in his circuits
>eventually the two come to a strange, unspoken understanding and cohabitation
>but the Techpriest dying due to lack of resources and the radiation of the dead world
>and eventually takes an injury from the tomb spyder that's been stalking them...
>the Warrior is losing his Beloved once again, just like in his memories...
>desperate measures would have to be taken once more
>ends with a second Exploratory Fleet arriving on the planet, being greeted by a dour Phaeron and his Pariah Consort
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>>96517017
Would unironically read it as long as it's not some faggot marine x eldar bullshit. Marine x marine is fine though.
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>>96517248
>no teeth
Big titty robot succ
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>>96517229
Yeah my craftworld, it's green and deep red
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>>96517076
>>96517257
The Infinite and the Divine gets reasonably close to Necron romance between Orikan and the projection of another cryptek. It's been a few years, she was either dead or all in his mind but Orikan gets as affectionate for her as I'd expect any Necron could be.
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>>96517281
Lmao nigga got Christmas colors and he's proud of it
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>>96517081
Trazyn steals your virginity
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>>96516916
>always heard Primaris Dread lore is that they burn out the pilot
>read the codex
>this is only referenced when mention Redemptor Dreads
Brutalis and Ballistus Chads win again
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>>96517017
>Imperials
Magos Biologis saves a Guardsman during an invasion and inducts him into her service as a prized Skitarii, giving him enhancements over time. In the end the Guardsman has become a monstrous figure to his old regiment, but to the Magos he's her dearest companion and greatest work.
>Eldar
Eldar man goes around his Craftworld collecting gifts to give to his wife for her birthday. Along the way he reminisces over how he came to love her and the Paths they walked together. In the end he delivers the gifts to her grave, breaking diwn and sobbing at how he couldn't save her spirit stone.
>Orks
A Mek makes a really big gun, shoots his Boss with it, and then he fucks it.
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>>96517233
Youre the one complaining about lore though...
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>>96517091
>What would be your guilty indulgence romance story?
Three guardsmen from different regiments dying in a trench together describing the 72 virgin felinids that must be awaiting them in the Emperor's Halls. Realizing that they all have vastly different impressions of what a felinid must be, they're all much more willing to die to prove the others wrong on the other side and it ends with them launching a suicide rush on the enemy that incidentally saves the rest of their regiments.
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>>96517327
Take it to /news/
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>>96516833
>What was the main inspiration for /yourdudes/ and what are your plans for them?
Destiny and more Destiny.
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>>96517335
This is chaos related so it fits the board
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>>96517290
why do we allow christmas to steal one of the 3 classic color combinations?
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>>96516884
This doesn't convey the tacticool shit, you gotta ramp up the optical gadgets
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>>96517327
Offtopic unless it happens to the wannabe Vrak's Mamon DP
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>>96517264
>Marine x marine is fine though.
Granted, now female marines exist alongside male marines.
The story will follow a female marine and a male marine who are marooned on a planet and hail from different chapters, chapter which have a deep hatred and distrust for one another. Both viewing the other side as bunch of heretical savages.
Climax (hehe) of the book is when both marines fight in tandem against a common enemy. The fight ends with the female marine tending the wounds of the male marine with both getting hot and bothered resulting in a kiss at first and then a "fade to black".
Book then ends with both marines finally climbing onto a top of a mountain to launch a planetary distress beacon in the hopes of being resqued by the Imperium, as they look on up to the stars they hold hands together.

The epilogue in the book shows is 20 years later, with an Imperial ship coming to the planet after being alerted to the distress beacon. But are mainly there for the rich resources the planet offers.
The rogue trader vessel sends personel to planet side to form a base camp to launch future operations from. As the crew set up camp they are greeted by 2 young children, a brother and sister.
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>>96517349
The botlers have optical gadgets.
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Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
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>>96517380
What does it feel like?
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>>96517091
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>>96517194
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>>96517376
They need more

more retarded
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>>96517384
Pain
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I dont wanna collect Kill Team, I dont wanna pait Kill Team, I dont wanna play Kill Team, but I do want to own the boxes. I want to buy them so bad.
Why am I like this. I feel like it would feel good to just buy it
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>>96517091
Admech and guardsman.
Cyborg sperg weirdness.
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>>96516833
>TQ
I wanted ultra-religious loyalist marines but more of the preaching type rather than crusading.
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>>96516884
phobos only need a smaller left shoulder pad, smaller backpack, and legs that don't look like they're broken in two places
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>>96517264
Revuel Arvida x Targutai Yesugei psychic yaoi
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Man I love this temu airbrush, I was able to paint the armor of these guys in no time.
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>>96517076
Southern Gothic but in space with a Genestealer or Chaos Cult might be a fun 40k book.
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>>96517471
Like literally just an empty box?
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>>96517516
>sub assembly on everything

Fuck that, I'd hate myself if I painted my neophytes like that
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Where in the galaxy are /your dudes/ localized at or mostly operate around?
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>>96517091
Tau water caste showing an abhuman kindness and affection for the first time in its life, causing the abhuman to become unhealthily fixated on the water caste, which the water caste has to dance between using to their own ends and not getting sucked into the whirling vortex of emotion that this abhuman is.
Genre: toxic yuri
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>>96517017
Warhammer Smut
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>>96517528
I'll probably hate myself in the end. I just don't like how their weapons cover their chests so it's a bitch to paint them. But again these are just battleline units that are 6.5pts per model so I'm not sure if I should have bothered in the first place.
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>>96517530
I know custodes are anywhere now, but were they a global presence on earth or did they only patrol the palace itself?
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>>96517533
>50 Shades of Incubi Darkness
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>>96517530
No idea. It's some random shithole sector in a bumfuck nowhere
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>>96517091
Drukhari romantasy with dark faery pirate vampire princes in courtly romance and political maneuvering for power and a vacant throne.
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>>96517530
Ghoul Stars 4 life. I love weirdo spooks
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Eldar and guardsman
>... .... ....
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>>96517017
>>96517026
Some otherwise normal romance novel that reveals it's actually set in the 40k galaxy towards the end of the story might be a fun bit, but the franchise is about a galaxy where there is ONLY WAR and the Imperium is THE CRUELEST AND MOST BLOODY REGIME IMAGINABLE which doesn't really leave much space for a romance story to be set.
Image related for doing the a similar bit.
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>>96517539
>Incubi Darkness
You were so close.
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>>96517530
Do Votann and Tau not touch each-other? Every other army either is everywhere or can show up anywhere. How are Tau vs Votann games justified?
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>>96517565
They trade but maybe get into disputes. Squats are mobile.
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>>96517555
So you want a 40k version of this?
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>>96517565
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>>96517537
why make a job harder just because it's a low value unit? I almost always keep rifles, backpacks and heads separate until it's time for fianl touchups and highlights. It's no different from waiting to glue the model on a base until the end.
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>>96517578
Anthony Higgs. I kneel before you and your game which proved none of the playerbase has ever played Fusion.
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WHERES THE FUCKING DATASLATE
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>>96517582
One thing I'm worried is having paint on the contact spots, as the plastic glue will also melt them and the brush will get stained by paint.
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Hey anons, is there somewhere I can read the official lore explanation for Saturnine armour?
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You all know what it would be.
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>>96517530
My custom sector and most of my dudes are in Segmentum Obscurus, just northeast of the Eye of Terror. I wrote most of their fluff pre-Gathering Storm so I had to do significant rewrites now that things got a lot worse in the area. The Imperials are faring better than most others in Nihilus though, since being directly behind the EoT they were used to the Astronomicon being out of sight most of the time.
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>>96517610
read? no idear but thank god for arbitor ian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-0qwQ1NTvM
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>>96517610
I'd ask hhg
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>>96517617
>ranche prime, sector rammus
>is under siege
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>>96517610
The humps make your head not stick out as much.
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>>96517555
>ONLY WAR and the Imperium is THE CRUELEST AND MOST BLOODY REGIME IMAGINABLE which doesn't really leave much space for a romance story to be set
Sex is a part of war. People's sons and daughters are the ones that fight wars
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>>96517581
I keep having the thought about getting shirts like these to wear ironically. Feels funny to get the dumbest shit as a graphic tee
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>>96517026
At leadt there are romances in Rogue Trader CRPG
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>>96517610
Unironically I do not know, and I think you should ask /hhg/
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>>96517643
There needs to be more rape in the Imperium. The Interim Coalition of Governance and Silgularity have some rape but nowhere as institutionalized and mandatory.
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>>96517091
An Inquisitor-in-training is shadoing his superior and gets sent to a shithole hive world. He's investigating the mystery and has to deal with a love triangle between a strange alt girl and a very pious loving girl.
It turns out the pious girl is a GSC honeypot, and the alt girl is a palatine in hiding who has been trying to figure out a way to destroy the GSC threat. It ends with the MC and his new Sisterfu purging the cult
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Sex with Inquisitors
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>>96517091
Krieg prisoner of war gets taught that life is worth living by optimistic T’au woman who dispels his self-destructive martyr tendencies by being the first person in his life to show him care.
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>>96517695
>Having sex with a cop
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Smug and bratty inquisitor (male) gets fucked to death by Genestealer hybrid (female)
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>>96517302
The mental anguish of having to decide whether to shoot or punch every target in front of them is does more damage to a marine than any weapon
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>>96517724
Heretek (male) binds daemon (???) to forgefiend and fucks it
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>>96517017
>the only time Black Library won't put a black on the cover of none of their books
KWAB
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Gachimuchi but with space marines
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>>96517720
Inquisitors aren't Arbites.
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>>96517720
Fuck the Police. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGkqq0I4Y0s
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>>96517695
I like to think Amberly is on top constantly threatening to "exterminatus" Ciaphas's balls.
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>>96517743
Now this guy's onto something
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>>96517743
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>>96517750
>AWKSHHULLLYYY
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I bought a fair amount of well-painted Blood Ravens Space Marines. I haven't been playing WH40K for very long, but I enjoy it. Is it a good idea to buy the Space Marine codex, or are they expected to get a new one in the foreseeable 11th edition future? I saw that the current one is from 2023.
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I miss the time right after primaris launched where GW gave them noticeable flaws like their lack of experience/man out of time worldview and a possible secret allegiance to Mars, now primaris are everything GW said they wouldn't be back then. They were lying obviously, but it still hurts
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>>96517795
How does this relate to warhammer romance discussion?
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>>96517544
We can go further.
Deldar bully reverse harem
Three different drukhari princes from different walks of life all fighting over the right to a lowly human serf they caught on the last raid
It later books it's discovered that said serf is the last surviving relative of a Rogue Trader, becoming a pirate princess in her own right
And then later it turns out she's the descendant of a secret "primarchess" project Erda ran in secret
Except instead of making a deal with the dark gods, Erda had made a deal with Isha instead, so she's able to cure the wounded souls of her drukhari bullyprinces
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>>96517181
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>>96517827
Don't anon. I've read many bulling focused harem manga and they fetishize the abuse and make it unlike real-life Japanese bullying. Usually in Japan, they force you to do naked videos, post them online, then after the victim commits suicide, the school calls the parents selfish for wanting the bullies punished.
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>>96517807
>expecting payoff from 40k mysteries instead of GW forgetting and then retconning the whole thing like they’ve done several times already
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>>96517841
You will explain this phenomenon
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>>96517850
Looks like he just did lmao
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>>96517841
Anon, I'm not channeling real life here. I'm channeling Ao3 tier booktok smut that's always about several brooding hunks fighting over the female self-insert.
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Do not kiss the bully.
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Did someone say bullying?
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>>96517876
MOREHAMMER 40,000 KISSED BULLIES
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>>96517898
If more people were masochists the world would be a better place
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>>96517862
Watching the publishing industry degenerate into mainly being porn for women has been a wild ride lmao.
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Ok but where are the Dark Eldar toxic Yuri books?
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>>96517905
The stuff scares me because there's genuinely abusive relationships and I've seen their IRL counterparts.
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>>96517862
>that summary
Now I want to read it just to see the love quadrilatetal the author puts together between the MC and THREE dudes.
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>>96517919
We literally just had one you useless lesbian
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>>96517181
Finished my conversion like 2 months before the shiny new archon was teased. Pain.
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>>96517862
dont look up omegaverse (you will now go look up omegaverse)
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>>96517919
Yurifags are just threesomefags.
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>>96517905
>Writing becomes more accessible and widespread, publishing becomes easier than ever
>Just leads to endless smut being put out
I would almost compare it to the boom in AI art, but that would involve some pretty bad admissions.
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>>96517954
Most yurifags are not men
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>>96517946
>implying I don't already know
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>>96517944
Rebase it on a 32 mm base then because that looks like what's necessary.
Custom archons are a rite of passage though. You're going to end up with half a dozen of them eventually anyway, so you might as well have a bunch of personalized ones.
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>The Solar Auxilia was smaller than the Space Marine Legions
Genuinely how the fuck do you have fewer baseline human infantry than literal Space Marines.
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>>96517973
Hey buddy i think you got the wrong thread, HH is two blocks down
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>>96517960
Most yurifags specifically are men (troons).
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>>96517990
lmao if that makes you feel better
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So are the Tau growing exponentially? Last I heard they launching the 5th Expansion Sphere while the 4th is still ongoing, which was unheard of before.
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>>96517973
legions were being mass produced. The most prevalent armor pattern was riveted, retrofitted, and cost cut to hell. Auxilla was a recent development.
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>>96517720
How else would you cop a feel?
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>>96517753
I've never played a Yakuza game but I can appreciate when a team is told to be as weird as they want to be
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>no Imperial Guard Supplement: Lost and the Damned
>no Adapatus Mechanicus Supplement: Dark Mechanicum
>no Chaos cults
>no Chaos Xenos
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>>96518011
Yep. According to the Elemental Council, they have just taken over a hundred worlds and are planning to hit Ultramar hard.
The Fourth Sphere was cut short by the Warp breach disaster, but it secured some systems. The 5th sphere is ongoing, with the sixth sphere being planned to be launched to run concurrently with it
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>>96517973
>>The Solar Auxilia was smaller than the Space Marine Legions
?
Their numbers were explicitly in the tens of millions (From Black Book 4 conquest) and The Great Slaughter implies that individual cohorts of Solar Auxilia were about 100,000 strong.
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>>96518099
But it says right there that they only formed 20-25% of the the army's manpower.
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>>96518067
I'm pretty sure that if they touch Ultramar they'll get completely destroyed by the hundred Space Marine ultramarine successors that serve as backup soldiers
Think of how many Ultramarine Second Companies will be there. Even one could turn the tide of an invasion. There might be hundreds
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>>96518105
>Overall human strength
As in the baseline humans of the expedition fleets, not counting the he Astartes.
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>>96518105
The main fighting force was the imperial Army, the Solar Auxillia was just the elite fighting force
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>>96518126
I doubt they'll ever conquer Ultramar itself because status quo, but destroyed? Nah. Battlesuits are pretty goddamn amazing and come in very large quantities.
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>>96518126
Ultramar is weakened by the Death Guard. It's the best time to gain a foothold in the 500 worlds.
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>Tau attack Ultramar
>Ultramarines completely and utterly crush the Tau offensive and begin to push back into Tau space, reclaiming several formerly Imperial worlds
>Before they can finish the Tau off, Mortarion and the Death Guard return and attack the Ultramarines, unintentionally allowing the Tau to flee
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>>96518011
I hate TSAP because I don't think a human who would comparatively be the size of a small bean would be able to provide pleasure to a giant woman and that would mean you'd get cucked by gigantor and have to watch as he provided her pleasure you physically cannot give her
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>>96517973
I don't think that's true
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>>96518011
Yes they need to reign Phil Kelly in he's going a bit too wild with tau lately

Either that or GW is sick of retards trying to claim that the tau are no different from any other minor xenos civilization in the galaxy, they just happen to have actual minis
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Ownership update.
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>>96518230
I hold 3 shares in the company and I will never make this list
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>>96518230
grim
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>>96518230
All those large investment firms only hold shares as part of funds holding (you)r pension/501k
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>>96518238
An Age of Shitmar model on the same page as names like Blackrock, Vanguard, and JP Morgan will never not be funny.
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>>96518230
/tg/ pretending that minor stockholders get to dictate anything to management is always funny. Especially when it's something as irrelevant as blacks being featured on the cover of BL books.
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>>96518248
To be fair at this point I trust GW to keep making the line go up more than a lot of other major companies.
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>>96518253
Who said anything about that? It's only an investor report.
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https://youtu.be/bfagkXq4dkE

American MTG culture ruined this hobby. Basically violence against Wizards of the Coast is morally correct as long as its done in minecraft
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>>96518232
I have 7 so surely I'm not far off?
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>>96518273
If we put them together we can get them to change one(1) word in a codex
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>>96518164
Just assert your authority and refuse to leave her pussy
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>>96518229
This wasn't Phil Kelly, this was mostly lore from Nyugen who is walking back some of Kelly's retardation
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>>96518251
Don’t worry your primaris marine is cropped out of that screenshot for 40gay
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>a Rogue Trader themed Imperial Agents army can't use xenos as allies
whats even the point
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>>96518298
No. He isn't. He references a lot of it.
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>>96518105
>>96518099
The Auxillia were different from the Imperial Army, thats why.
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>>96518291
>getting pounded/asphyxiated to death between her cervix and a fuck hueg cock
GRIM
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>>96518317
jerk off before posting
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>>96518303
You're misunderstanding: AoS is only one aspect of shit. 40k is also shit. It's all shit.
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>>96518313
Yeah but shit like the 'Ethereals mind controlling Tau to make them suicide themselves' shit was stopped.
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>>96518331
I didint say it like it would be a good thing bud lmao
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This TERRIFIES the tourneyfag.
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>was able to sneak in 40 minutes of painting today.
Take that, responsibilities
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>>96518353
That’s what they want
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>>96518358
Taking care of yourself and having an enjoyable/relaxing time painting is also a responsibility
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>>96518272
It's actually good to see that sportsmanship and cooperative play has become the norm again. I haven't gone to a tournament since 7th but the fact that rules lawyer fags like that guy are appropriately shamed and bullied because they make the game unfun is a rare W for warhammer.

Also, buy an ad faggot.
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>>96518358
>posting that faggots face instead of the model you were painting
shamefur disupray
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I can't believe mods actually deleted the spam OP and not this one, based.
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>>96518360
You'd think so, but if that's what they want, then they'd be playing it.

- balanced
- designed for pure competition
- no hassle with modeling, painting
- no stupid terrain getting in the way
- way more popular

For some reason, they aren't.
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>>96518272
qrd?
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>>96518372
nature is healing
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>>96518372
I think it's only because this one had more replies
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>>96518353
No, that shit is exactly what the tournigs want.
All the shrimplification of 40k only serves the WAACfags who only play in tourneys.
This is the reason why GW gutted wargear in fuck load of units for 10th edition, it's also why they got rid of the PPM system and then replaced it with renamed power levels. It's also why free wargear got made.
It's also the reason why force organization is complete dogshit with the "3 of any datasheet".

It's all there because the entire game has been dumbed down to shit so any tourneyfag doesn't need to think and just takes the best unit with the best weapons and just make a half-assed army so they can get their retarded asses to the table to roll dice.
Which also has been turned into shit with more re-rolls. More re-rolls gives you more chances to "correct" any mistakes and therefore lets you win.

10th edition is dogshit.
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>>96518342
No. It hasn't. You do know Aun'Va is the most skilled at manipulating the T'au with his Ethereal thing, and he uses technological aids to augment his abilities. The Ethereals in the Elemental Council are soft hearted compared to how ruthless Aun'Va is.

Even so, Phil Kelly's newer novels, such as Shadowsun and Blade of Truth, don't exhibit the same extreme mental domination as Crisis of Faith.
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>>96518374
Tournigs aren't smart.
Also GW dumbing the game down only benefits tourneyfags and nobody else.
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>>96517257
I would read this.
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>>96518375
Its a bit of an old story from 8th edition, but basically during an old LVO someone at the semi finals table who was a notorious rules lawyer and had told people they couldnt use strategems because they hadnt officially declared it in an MTG style step order got rules lawyered himself and cried immensely about it. he became a meme that represented why that kind of gotcha rules lawyer style of play ruins the hobby when its so time consuming and complex already and people to this day still say "dont tony gropando me" to represent being a poor sport who tries to win with obscure minutia instead of being a good person to play against. Apparently he has since reformed after all the bullying he received for gatcha'ing so many people and is a fine person to play against now.
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>>96518395
see:
>>96518374

There's also the fact that people actually care if you're good at chess; it's a valuable skill. Absolutely nobody gives a shit about someone winning a 40k tournament, including 40k players. Being King of 40k makes you King of the Faggots. Miniatures wargames are fundamentally not suited to competitive gameplay.
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>>96518403
Hence why it terrifies them: their belief in themselves as tactical geniuses might be cast into doubt.
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I'm starting Necrons. Requesting paint scheme advice:

- Dark, muted colors, red blades
- Blue-green, blue blades
- Dark green, light green highlights, yellow blades
- Kabalite Green, pale green highlights, green blades

I don't know which one I should go for. I like them all.
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What do people here think of Tacticus? (The game, not the armor)
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>>96518462
I think that I see ads for it occasionally.
No interest in playing it though.
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>>96518446
I think if you do blades in a color close to the body it will look pretty boring. I'd do contrasting colors instead.
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>>96518462
I think its awful and I can usually enjoy gachaslop
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Do you guys think love can truly bloom on the battlefield?
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Might be moving to the Denver CO area. Any cunts there able to weigh in on the scene?
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>>96518488
that story would mindbreak the modern /tg/ user
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>>96518471
Yeah, blades are going to be glowing and contrasting. I just can't decide on the general scheme as I like them all.
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>>96518446

Blue-green with either Red or Orange Blades would look sick. It's all about the contrast, like anon >>96518471 said.

Personally I'm a fan of Black armor plating with Silver "skeletal" bits and Purple glow from blades or guns.
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>>96518491
Then I doubt they could withstand anything related to these two
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>>96518514
>Personally I'm a fan of Black armor plating with Silver "skeletal" bits and Purple glow from blades or guns.
Well fuck you. You just added another scheme to consider. I also considered using Grey Knights Steel as the base for thr armor which is essentially a blue metallic color and painting the blades and glow orange. There are too many possibilities with Necrons. I also like pic related.
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Imperial agents expansion is coming I can feel it!!
>>96516968
Someone needs to write a short story about someone opening up a female techpriest that's barely even recognisable as a human due to all cybernetics only to realise she's actually quite pretty inside but burned herself and shattered her beauty in the name of pride/vanity for her weird science caste... After that they rape the everloving shit out of the nugget girl who possibly has all her gums burned off and replaced with vox casters so her moans are extra fun
>>96517026
Autists tend to get mad at romance and it would only really be setting appropriate if you had some really fucked up shit in, you can't write vanilla romance in the 40k galaxy without it completely fucking up the tone and GW is pretty much scared of going anywhere even near vanilla as is. The closest thing to romance for the average 40k character is probably a hive worlder getting a syphilis and telling all his manufacturum coworkers with a weird sense of pride (like an inspiring chaos champion showing off his mutations) about it and how he doesnt know which of the girls he groped on break time gave it to him
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>>96518488
Man she's dead, and her brother use her as battery
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>>96518518
considering the tantrums we saw over cultist chan calling her goonerslop and the daily l*li meltdowns, they absolutely couldn't handle any of that era of /tg/'s content
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Post models
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>>96518370
What if it's my face anon?
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>>96518563
DOW3 IS NOT FUCKING CANON
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Does the Redeemer/Crusader current box come with the parts to make a normal land raider?
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>>96518607
I do enjoy when horror movies play with shadows
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>>96517017
Need true canonization of LCB, and not just the existence of a Vindicare called LIIVI
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>>96518601
Ah, the good old days when you didn't need any other board because /tg/ was /d/-lite.

>newfags don't know bout muh noko
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>>96518634
The chassis is the same but the sprue for the weapons are different. I just checked it on Warhammer for you and compared the sprues. Crusader/Redeemer doesn't have Lascannons that the original one has.
https://www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/Space-Marine-Land-Raider
https://www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/Landraider-Redeemer-2020
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How many people have been a confirmed as a legitimate friend of the emperor of mankind? Malcador the sigillite’and Ollanius Persson but did he consider anyone else a friend in his life?
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>>96518681
Ah, man, I've been building a bunch of Spartans and Proteus Land Raiders for HH, I forgot how beautifully simple the OG Land Raider's sprue is.
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>>96518675
>Not using nokosage
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>>96518687
Not really. Most people were just tools to him. Means to an end.
Back in the 80s, Horus was his closest friend. Before being retconned into his favorite son. Before being retconned into his favorite tool.
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>>96518696
sage goes in every field.
bring back visual sage.
Yes, dipshits abused it thinking it was an epic downboat, but it meant something to see a bad thread full of blue Anonymouses.
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>>96518681
oh, fuck i am going to need more land raiders then. Thanks anon
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>Imperial Guard get treated like they're fresh conscripts recruited from the slums
>But they're actually the top .01% of recruits taken from the elitest regiments that the planetary PDFs can assemble

>Tau Firewarriors are treatest like they're wimpy wide-eyed babies that were never trained for war
>But they're actually a caste of soldiers genetically coded for warfare and trained from birth for their role in combat
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>>96518736
>>Imperial Guard get treated like they're fresh conscripts recruited from the slums
>>But they're actually the top .01% of recruits taken from the elitest regiments that the planetary PDFs can assemble
Doesn't this depend on the individual planets? Some might do the best of the PDF, others just send in press gangs into the lower hive.
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>>96518701
>Back in the 80s,
That actually makes me feel kind of young. I was born in 1992. What big Warhammer things were introduced then?
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>>96518736
>ws 5+
lmao
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>>96518706
unfortunately announcing sage is against global rules. gone are the days of destroying naruto threads into unusability.
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>>96518762
I'd recommend the Realms of Chaos books, Slaves to Darkness and The Lost and the Damned, from circa 1987. They're fairly early in Warhammer's timeline, with Fantasy getting its footing and 40k coalescing into what we know today from its Rogue Trader days.
I think /wfg/ has them in its mega list if 40kg doesn't.
They're not all totally canonical still, but are fun time capsules to the older days.
The descriptions of the gods still hold up and are the only direct canonical depictions of the gods GW put out. And it's not like GW forgot about these. Slaanesh having long blonde hair with two sets of horns is reflected in Sigvald's (relatively) new model for AOS.
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>>96518795
I know, some mods are such newfags that I got warned for a "sage, reported, called the cops, alerted the FBI" post. Just can't make jokes at all anymore.
>>96518828
Whoops, forgot to clear name field.
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>>96518828
Didn’t Cathay used to be a Tzeentch territory in the olden days of Fantasy or am I remembering that from a dream?
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When are we getting a new preview?
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>>96518852
Bullshit that xenos get 3 model reveals. Where the fuck is my marine character
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>>96518264
To the jewish mind, implication and accusation are the same.
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>>96518852
Whats this from
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>>96518852
Yesterday?
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>>96518871
>Whats this from
Warhammer Community
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wait they actually did it? dark eldar got some models? our memes worked

that malys model is pretty hot....
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>>96518883
>that malys model is pretty hot....
It's just a Aeldari Guardian head slapped on a Kabalite body.
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>>96518792
Take any modern soldier and he would also have, at most, a WS of 5+. Bayonet training is minimal compared to training with guns and bigger weapons.
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>>96518840
Not that I've ever been aware of. The first mention I can find of them is in 2nd edition where they're described as one of the first human civilizations but are constantly at war with hobgoblins, steppe nomads and jungle primitives. But their army list is the same as Nippon's with Samurai and Vimto Monks. This is just GW being lazy.
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>>96518871
Darkstrider from few years ago
I don't know why anon keeps posting it
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Is this a decent 1k list? I already got everything except the Biovore, Exocrine, and Tyrannofex.
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>>96518675
>look it up
Christ lmfao
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>>96518876
I'm real interested to see how the community paint jobs make this model look.
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>>96517695
Sex with assassins
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>>96517530
>macharius and leontus were the lord commanders solar, as in the segmentum solar
Where are the Lord Commanders Obscurus, Tempestus, Pacificus and Ultima?
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please explain plasma, melta, and volkite to me
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I don't like the plain white look for Tau and I don't know why it's the default everyone goes with
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>>96518954
Their original ochre scheme is kino as fuck, I dunno why GW replaced it
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>>96518953
Bzzrrppp, thoooom, krakowwww
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>>96518953
Plasma guns fire clumps of superheated plasma as projectiles. Melta guns produce microwave blasts that directly heat and melt things they hit. Volkite are raypunk "martian heat rays".
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>>96518953
Melta is basically a bigass microwave gun that melts shit. Xenos sometimes refer to them as fusion guns.

Plasma ionizes particles and shoots them out as superheated projectiles. Sometimes it is also referred to as pulse weapons or ion weapons.

Volkhite weapons aren't really described but they seem to work similarly to something like a laser gun from Fallout when you score a critical hit and the enemy turns into ash.
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>>96518968
the distinction between volkite and melta is lost on me, is it just volkite is fancier?
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so my bits for gorgon terminators finally showed up from dark miniatures ( it took way longer than 90 days)

i already built my ordinary terminators so im just going to save them for when they release the new assault terminators and kitbash them instead. decided to do one head tho and replace the head on my captain in terminator armour.
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>>96518954
The original ochre has always been the best look for them. I'm painting some Tau up in that color right now
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>>96518971
Don't bother thinking about it too much because GW certainly hasnt
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>>96518954
Every single 40k faction looks absolutely great in black if it's not done by a retard, no exceptions
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>>96518971
Volkite is a continuous energy beam, while melta delivers an instantaneous blast. Volkite rays are visible, while melta is described as perceptible only due to the moisture in the air flash vaporizing and the target exploding.
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>>96518968
>meltamicrowaves
Nigga wat

>A Meltagun works by inducing a minute, sub-molecular reaction within a highly-pressurised pyrum-petrol fuel mix located within an ammunition canister, and then projecting the resulting plasma through the canister and from the weapon's barrel as a blast of incredible heat.
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>>96518971
Melta is like a super heat fart, volkite is a continuous heat ray look at boltgun or space marine volkite.
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>>96518876
We gotta update the image with Malys on the right now
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>>96518953
>Plasma
Wiiii-PHWOOM
>Melta
FWOOSHHHH
>Volkite
Woahoahoaoah-FWISHH
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>>96518756
Average guardsman is volunteer or pdf who was too good for his own good.
Average pdf joined to improve food and bedding.
There is a lot variable.
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>>96516833
>What was the main inspiration for /yourdudes/ and what are your plans for them?
I really like yellow but I don't want a Wraith army, so I just say /mydudes/ are related to Iyanden but aren't Iyanden so I can just play however I want with my favorite colors
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>>96518756
It does. There are planets that just conscript random gangers off the street to meet the tithe quota, and there are planets with developed warrior cultures that consider their regiment a point of pride.
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>>96519008
Ever watch Thor: Ragnorok? In that movie the Hulk is stuck on another planet, just doing gladiator shit. He doesn't really even want to leave because he lives gloriously for, to him, very easy fights. I imagine Khan is just doing that, he's just bee honing his skills against abominations in Commorragh for so long that he forgot that he has better stuff to do.

Of the major faction characters, Vect is the one I imagine everyone would be fine killing off, so a book where Khan escapes the arena to kill Vect would be a fun romp I think.
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>>96518404
Thanks, I love slow burn autismo romances and was hoping I hit that with my half-assed greentext
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finished up my Abaddon counts-as for my IW, just needs basing and the lenses
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>>96519040
Feudal guard could be interesting mix of aesthetics.
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>>96517076
>>96517081
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>>96517199
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>>96517366
Bro shut the fuck up
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>>96519154
>replying to 5 hour old posts
kys yourself
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>>96518946

>Would you?
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Chaosbois get all the bitches
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>>96518395
Literally none of that has anything to do with tourneyfags and everything to do with pushing sales and reducing costs.
>GW gutted wargear in fuck load of units for 10th edition, it's also why they got rid of the PPM system
GW wanting to kill the bits market and not allow people to potentially get more than one squad out of one box.
>replaced it with renamed power levels. It's also why free wargear got made
Less work for the rules team.
>It's also the reason why force organization is complete dogshit with the "3 of any datasheet".
Less work for the rules team + encourages people to buy more larger/expensive kits.
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>>96519156
he was trying to bump his own bait he spent 10 minutes typing out that no one gave a fuck about to farm attention.
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>>96519192
Tourney fags are the lowest form of player to appeal to. All of those changes are perfectly in line with marketing towards them.
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>>96519164
no, callidus or infocyte for me
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>>96517181
these are nice anon, good job
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>>96519080
feels like you could chaos that up more
it still has the imperial markings on the knee and cape
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>>96519277
no
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>>96517516
>batch painting neophyte hybrids
>decide to do subassemblies for the weapons
>don't realize contact points for arms would get covered in paint and primer
>need to use superglue else shit gets melted
>super glue gets everywhere
>arms even properly aligned so gaps between the shoulders and torso
I am the biggest fucking retard, like holy shit this is a new level of retardation. Who gives a fuck if the paintjob that is barely visible behind the gun is "decent".
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>>96518607
custodes if they were from new york
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>>96518607
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>>96519342
nice metallics
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>>96519302
You just scrape any paint/primer off the contact points and don't hamhand the glue. It's not hard.
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>>96519342
From the thumbnail, I thought it was one of those childrens train shuttles you see in childrens parks.
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>>96519323
>When you skip leg day
That kind of build is more Jersey
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>>96519323
Is his battle cry "YEEEEERRRRP
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>>96519323
Would love a ball cap maglocked to his belt
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Finally got back into the swing of painting after being a lazy bastard for about a year. What do you guys think? I'll be doing the sword brother next.
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>>96518920
Ok so I got this down to
>Winged Prime
>Hive Tyrant
>20 Termagants
>2 Ripper Swarms
>5 Barbagaunts
>3 Leapers
>6 Tyranid Warriors
>Exocrine
>Psychophage

Basically the Combat Patrol + a Hive Tyrant, then 6 Warriors to go with the Prime (one part to make the Prime actually kinda useful and just because they look cool) and the Exocrine as a big bulky unit to support in shooting. How's it looking?
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This is art I expect to find from the mid 2000s
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>>96519456
They rock anon
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>>96519456
the warm dirty white really makes them feel blanche-esque
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>>96519456
They look alright, don't use contrast to ring your bases, it looks splotches and not good
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>>96517181
What grey you used before moving to highlight?
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>>96518607
Tonight's WIP. Still on my earthshakers.
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>>96519465
No point posting your list. No one plays here. Literally no one plays. List posts never get replies because this is a no games general.
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>>96519568
Sweet bases. Reads really well as solid ice.
You should give one of them a bright orange chainsword
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If i buy WH+ will i just be ablebto buy the minis from the years I've missed?
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>>96519580
quiet down /v/ermin
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are there any stripper clip fed weapons in 40k?
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>>96519568
I think you should add cracks around the outriggers
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>>96519607
Aquazone mogs ocean planet and you know it
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>>96519627
Seething /v/ermin false flag attempt. Nice try
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>>96519456
Looks good anon. Powerfists are the patrician's choice
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Does /tg/ have a favorite pro Warhammer player?

It's great that Warhammer is taking itself, and being treated as, a more serious activity. I love testing my skills, but admit I'm not nearly at the pro-level yet. Working on it.
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Is there a new ork box coming this week?

I heard rumors today at the LGS but haven't seen anything
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>>96519685
>pro Warhammer
lol
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>>96519685
>so-called "t-sports"
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>>96519688
>>96519696
don't reply to the spammer
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>>96519685
I don't. Idk why but casters just cant seem to make the game look interesting. I also can't stand shitty caster jokes. They all think theyre comedians and it makes me hate them.
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>>96519685
I don't have one since the only guy I knew at my lgs who was super into tourneys was the kind of person who would cheat in casual games so he wouldn't lose which turned me off that whole scene. Also they're fags
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>>96519700
I'll reply to whoever I want to even if it makes you ass pained faggot
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>>96519700
>alpha-strikes you
lol, git gud, scrub.
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Kinda upset thousand sons didnt get an upgrade sprue to give tzaangors bows.
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Anyone know what paints the Eavy’ Metal team used for their take on Blood Ravens.

Khorne Red seems to be the main color but is there an actual resource on this scheme anywhere?
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>>96519752
?
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>>96519760
there was an index they got in 8th, I suspect in that issue of white dwarf they talked about it. or considering thats a blade guard in their scheme you could go to the issue where bladeguard were shown off
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I ordered a whole Necron army including options for different playstyles. All at once. I'm gonna be Necroning for the next 6 months. Necrons look awesome and have great lore. Also they aren't abandoned by GW so I'm happy with my choice. Maybe I got too much all at once but with the price increase and lack of 2025 Battleforce prospects I think it was fine. I did get the old 2024 Battleforce.
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>>96519789
I know your ilk, you're not gonna paint any of them. They will gather dust in a closet for years to come, gradually surrounded by more and more armies you buy.
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>>96519791
Buying boxes as collectors items is perfectly valid according to GW. You won't be missed.
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>>96519791
>you're not gonna paint any of them
I already started and will be submitting a kitbash for this month's collage.
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>>96519803
Post it.
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>>96519811
When it's done.
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>>96517695
>I am a high lord of the inquisition, a well repected member of the odros xenos
>An exterminatus won't be nessicary, I will personally lead the Storm Troopers down and destroy this cult
-
>Less than a day later
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>The inquisitor laid in a puddle of mostly transparent fluid
>Most of his limbs were dislocated, but at least one leg was very clearly broken, twisting unnaturally with several bends
>Thick strands of a liquid similar to that of the puddle, except more white and pearlescent, connected the front of his crotch to the base of the tail of a xenos hybrid, breaking as she walked into the darkness
>Two shapes moved off the wall, they had entirely different gaits, one walked upright like a human, the other was so infected by the xeno that even her locomotion was twisted
>When they made into the limited light seeping from a crack in the ceiling, the less upright monstrosity snapped her teeth at the more human of the two
>They locked into a wordless conversation, the less mutated one slunk back, crouching down to show deference. The larger,more alien beast began her march back towards the broken man
>The leaner bitch's hoofs sounded against the ground as she bagan slinking behind her senior, the inquisitor's eyes followed the second alieniod curios about this new behavior
>He forgot to mentally brace for the strange hands of the leading female probing his schlong, he grunted attempting to pull away
>This got him a new deep gash in his stomach, he scrunched up his face and screamed, but it got intsrupted by being grabbed by a somewhat human hand grabing his jaw
>The less mutuated creature had come around to his face, with her two free arms she began probing his mouth, he could see the thick layer of juices between her legs
>She could see the apprehension and disgust in his eyes, she considered ripping his teeth out, but the wet sound of her sister taking him in made her too desperate
>It was odd, she could have sworn she saw hearts reflected in his eyes
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>>96519814
Post a wip pic with a timestamp or you're a lying hoarder.
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>>96519789
based
which dynasty scheme are you painting them? or are you going for your own colors
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https://www.wikihow.com/Paint-Warhammer-Figures

Some of yall greytide motherfuckers need this.
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>>96519796
We need some box collection pics up ITT
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>>96519832
>dry palette
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>>96519839
I use a dry palette :(
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>>96519845
Discover the magic of a tupperware, a kitchen sponge and a sheet of baking paper.
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>>96519825
No. You just want to steal my idea. I know your ilk. Also I did post part of it already. Beep boop.

>>96519826
I was the anon asking about painting schemes in this thread. I'm going for my own thing. I 99% decided on a variation of the classic green. I still need to clean parts of the body of mould lines so I have a day or so to decide as I'm gonna finish the kitbash today and prime it.
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>>96519855
Without evidence to the contrary, I am forced to conclude that you are indeed a lying hoarder.
Shame on you.
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>>96519854
or just buy the army painter wet pallet
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>>96519854
I'm using a silicone dry pallete with no issues. It's also extremely easy to clean.
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>>96519866
>getting scammed out of 35 bucks for something you can make at home for 2
No thanks.
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>>96519873
I got mine for $15
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>>96519868
Have you used a wet palette before?
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>>96519862
Not falling for the nigerian prince act. You just want to rob me of my ideas.
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>>96519875
And I made mine for free because I already had everything necessary to make it.
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>>96519876
Once. It was fine. If I was doing complicated 2:3:4 mixes it would be better but I'm not doing that so who cares.
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anyone who isn't a total fucking paintlet knows that both wet and dry palletes have their places
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I like how two of the major ordos have specialized Space Marine Chapters, and the remaining one just has a bunch of normal human women.
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>>96519900
Those women also wear power armor and are much, much more numerous than the other two Chambers Militant.
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Been slowly learning the lore as I get into 40k, if the Horus Heresy never happened would the Imperium have just stomped for the next 10k years?
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>>96519921
probably yeah
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>>96519815
Hot
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>>96519921
Yes. Necrons awakening would still pose a threat though. Nids would probably be delayed as well without the Pharos incident.
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>>96519640
>ocean planet
I assume you mean Ice Planet.
And as someone who owned (and probably still has all the pieces in storage) every set in that image, that is incorrect.
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>>96519921
No. The Emperor would have ascended to actual godhood and religious war would have raged anyway. The heresy was inevitable, whether perpetrated by Horus or not.
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>>96519640
Man, I remember being poor as fuck as a kid and salivating at the magazine ads of those exact lego sets.
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>>96519938
NTA I don't understand how having a real god is worse than having a dead guy on a chair.
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>>96519900
I always felt like that was the sort of thing that wouldn't happen if you wrote 40k from the ground up all at once,
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>>96519921
there are a ton of lore hints that the emperor planned to keep going and expand to andromeda
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>>96519979
...but there are no other Galaxies in 40k
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>>96519989
Are you dumb? Nids are explicitly an extragalactic threat.
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>>96519931
No bodily fulids become cold shortly after leaving the body
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>>96519993
Has anybody ever seen another Galaxy? Has anybody ever seen a Tyranid come from another galaxy?
No of course not becuase the Tyranids are the Old Ones third army against the Necrons. They were simply waiting at the edge of the material universe for the signal to return.
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>>96520018
Was this revealed to you in a dream?
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>>96519989
>>96520018
iirc there was an old bit of fluff that had an extragalactic probe report that it was all orks outside the Galaxy
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>>96520025
No it was revealed to me when it was revealed that there was a Tyranid hive ship in the Milkyway as old as the Eldar race?
If other Galaxies with life existed why are there only four chaos gods? Why do the chaos gods care about Milky way so much.
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>>96519989
>Hunger
>Far beyond the fringes of the galaxy there was naught but endless black. Past the last few stray stars plying their lonely track through the cold night, past the dead worlds and the fragments of galactic collisions billions of years gone, past the probes sent out by extinct races recorded in no history…

>past all that and beyond, there was a night sea studded with the diamond islands of distant, lonely galaxies.

>Though incomprehensibly vast, this sea was not empty. Great behemoths of the deep lurked there.

>Into the eternal blackness, a flash of quantum energy shone out at many times the speed of light; a brief flare, milliseconds in duration, projecting from an unremarkable spiral of stars.

>It was not missed.

>In the darkness, something of limitless hunger stirred in a slumber that had lasted for aeons. A million frozen and unblinking eyes saw the flash, tripping cascades of stimuli.

>Their purpose served, the eyes died. The entity processed the message the eyes provided without ever truly awakening.

>Automatically, instinctively, its gargantuan, dreaming mind analysed the signal, comparing it against all parameters for the one thing it sought.

>Prey.
>Slowly, glacially, the Great Devourer shifted its course.
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>>96520018
>No of course not becuase the Tyranids are the Old Ones third army against the Necrons
Man I really hope they don't go with that cause that's lame as fuck
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Kinda wanna get a rhino but who fucking knows whats going to happen to firstborn shit in 11th
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>>96520030
There was that one wandering planet in the intergalactic space that had humans on it who slaughtered a space wolf exploratory fleet.
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>>96519839
>>96519845
I use disposable paper plates and throw them away when there's no space left :)
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>>96520051
Rhinos are cool, get one. Can always proxy it as an impulsor if necessary.
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>>96520051
>Kinda wanna get a rhino but who fucking knows whats going to happen to firstborn shit in 11th
I think the Rhino and Land Raiders will stay. Everything is else will go to legends.
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>>96519989
You're joking right

"‘A number. A tool. A product.’ A grand plan in ruins. An ambition unrealised. Information, too much information, coursed through Guilliman: stars and galaxies, entire universes, races older than time, things too terrifying to be real, eroding his being like a storm in full spate carves knife-edged gullies into badlands. ‘Please, father!’ he begged." -Dark Imperium 3 Godblight

"Such a thing had no name; for what use would a being that had brought entire civilisations into existence and then snuffed them out on a whim have of a name? It had been abroad in the galaxy for millions of years before humanity had been a breath in the creator's mouth, had drunk the hearts of stars and been worshipped as a god in a thousand galaxies." -Mechanicum

"Whatever they called themselves, they passed through our galaxy millions of years ago. They were godlike beings, sculpting the matter of the universe to suit their desires with technology far beyond anything you could possibly imagine. They came here, perhaps hoping to begin the process anew, extending the limits of this innocuous spiral cluster of star-systems. They thought to connect all the universe with stepping stones of newly wrought galaxies they would build from the raw materials scattered by the ekpyrotic creation of space-time itself."-Gods of Mars

" A trillion galaxies orbited him, smears of diamond dust on velvet amid rivers of light spun from earlier epochs of existence." -The Crimson King

"The Emperor gazing up through the observatory’s aetheric lensworks to show Magnus the secret births of stars and speaking in wonder of the incomprehensible voids between them. Together they had plotted the course of future crusades, and laughed as they imagined the campaigns that would one day reach out into the fathomless gulfs between galaxies." -The Siege of Terra The Fury of Magnus
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>>96520045
It can't be any other way. There is a magical realm that doesn't care about time or space, but exclusively cares about the Milky Way. If there were other galaxies and the Milky Way wasn't special at all how does that make sense
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>>96520065
>Rhinos are cool, get one. Can always proxy it as an impulsor if necessary
This. Also, the plastic HH rhino's are a really nice kit.
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>>96520078
>You're joking right
He's smooth sharking.
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>>96520086
iirc it's that there's a big load of fuck all between galaxies so there's nothing to sustain the churning warp which is reliant on the thoughts of living beings until you get to another galaxy which makes it look milky way centered to an inside observer
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>>96520051
just proxy it bro, somebody who gets pissy about that is probably not someone worth playing with anyways
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>>96520078
That sure is a lot of people saying the world galaxies. Nobody has ever left the Milky way becuase no other Galaxy exists, you can't go to places that don't exist. You can see things that don't exist. It's a skybox, a cloak over the firmament of the universe making it look bigger.
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>>96520105
>iirc it's that there's a big load of fuck all between galaxies so there's nothing to sustain the churning warp which is reliant on the thoughts of living beings until you get to another galaxy which makes it look milky way centered to an inside observer

thats never been stated, there's a dozen or so quotes that all talk about how the chaos gods range is multiversal. In reality its more that the veil would be stronger out there since you don't have anyone to thin it
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>>96519465
Do you have any other models to work with? Rippers dont really do anything nowadays, and von ryans are just copium lictors. Our armies start 50 points down because of how important biovores are for our gameplan, so if at the very least you can get that, cutting the rippers for the biovore is a strict improvement.
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>>96520115
>In reality its more that the veil would be stronger out there since you don't have anyone to thin it
I feel like we're thinking the same thing in different ways
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>>96520105
It's not the Nether from Minecraft. No matter where you are in the materium you are no closer or farther from the Brass Citadel or Nurgles Garden or "where"ever in the warp. From Earth to Sagittarius A* to Klendathu. If you are on any of these bodies you are no farther from the influence of the gods.
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>>96520111
>Nobody has ever left the Milky way becuase no other Galaxy exists,

and surely you have evidence for why we would ever assume that?
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>>96520129
I might be jumping the gun, but the usual reddit argument is something like "Sure the warp exists outside the galaxy but because no ones out there chaos isn't there"

When in reality chaos is there and everywhere, but if theres nothing to do its a waste of energy to manifest in empty space
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>>96520142
I think its just stupid to think about because as far as we can tell the universe extends beyond the observable universe and if one galaxy made the warp a hellish mesh then it would also have the hell shit from all the other galaxies too which just make it a screaming fuck fest from the start.

It's stupid to try and bring actual cosmology into the fantasy hell discussion.
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>>96520138
Have you seen another galaxy with your own eyes?
Where are all the Chaos Xenos from the other galaxies? People have been to Nurgles Garden from Milkyway, so why not bring massive armies to Nurgles Garden and then send them to a Milkyway through the pathway we know exists.
There should be a trillion Xenos empires in charge of their galaxies that all interact with the same immaterium the Milkyway does. Do you understand how small and insignificant the Milkyway is compared to the entire universe?
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>>96518264
Man there is literally no way to make her cool
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>>96520177
They could give her a bbl and make her a slutty milf character
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>>96520189
>apothetechmarine
Kino
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>>96520165
Do I need to, the rule book and narrators make it very clear they exist?

>Where are all the Chaos Xenos from the other galaxies? People have been to Nurgles Garden from Milkyway, so why not bring massive armies to Nurgles Garden and then send them to a Milkyway through the pathway we know exists.

the eldar codex talks about the the webway has invaders from alternative realities, theres also belakor who is from fantasy explicitly. or that scene in a blood bowl novel where they end up in 40k for a moment.

>There should be a trillion Xenos empires in charge of their galaxies that all interact with the same immaterium the Milkyway does. Do you understand how small and insignificant the Milkyway is compared to the entire universe?

There are a few quotes that talk about that Fabius bile seems to imply they were all wiped out by the war in heaven
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>>96520189
Big ew on that thick, chalky, sloppy ass job.
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>>96520189
looks like someone youd encounter in space marine 2
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>>96520200
I conceived of him as an apothecary/ techmarine in training. They send him out to install battlefield prosthetics with a cauterizing axe and a knockoff Narthecium.
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>>96520204
trying too hard
learn what the words you're using mean before posting next time
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>>96520204
post your models immediately
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>>96520204
Nothing there could be interpreted as chalky, nice self-report that you're a nomodels lmfao
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>>96520210
I really like this idea. Feels like something similar to the judicar where he's a less skilled command unit in training
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>>96520231
probably will end up being a thing since we got a super apothecary, and librarian levels have been a thing since 5th
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>>96520195
Okay so maybe there's literally one way to make her cool
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>>96520189
Nice paint job, anon
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>>96520238
It’s called a Helix Adept, we already have them in Infiltrator squads as a wargear upgrade for some reason.
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>>96520203
>All the life in every other galaxy was wiped out by the war in heaven.
What are the Tyranids?
>the eldar codex talks about the the webway has invaders from alternative realities, theres also belakor who is from fantasy explicitly. or that scene in a blood bowl novel where they end up in 40k for a moment.
This isn't a problem for 40k this is a problem for fantasy. Fantasy is insignificant next to 40k, so if they shared an immaterium, 40k would still make the same amount of sense.
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So, if someone wanted to make an Administratum army, what do you anons think the best faction would be to represent that, either mechanically or model wise?

My first thought is Guard for the human models and general statline, but Votann's army rule is kinda fitting
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>>96520250
tyranids slipped through the cracks or likely evolved in the aftermath

>This isn't a problem for 40k this is a problem for fantasy. Fantasy is insignificant next to 40k, so if they shared an immaterium, 40k would still make the same amount of sense.

they do, the warp has been shared since its inception, the warp has also had multiversal statements since the initial chaos bible.
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>>96520259
>They do
Does Slaanesh know she's been imprisoned right now?
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>>96520268
AOS is after 40k, its the next step in the grand cycle. 1d6chan actually has a really good page on whats called the warhammer metasetting.
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>>96520272
No this is retarded. Why hasn't Nurgle simply took all the Death's Watch to AoS on a day trip and leveled it?
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>>96520276
you mean the deathguard? there was rules back in storm of chaos to lfind astartes weapons in fantasy. 3e necrons famously told you to use lizardmen to represent the old ones, liber chaotica mentions the empire of man, sigmar etc along with angron, magnus and abaddon

Retarded or not chaos has always and will always be shared, not even three months ago they reafirmed it in white dwarf
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>>96520276
>Why hasn't Nurgle simply took all the Death's Watch to AoS on a day trip and leveled it?
>deaths watch
>nurgle
These are the people you're arguing with lorefags.
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>>96520276
>Why hasn't Nurgle simply took all the Death's Watch to AoS on a day trip and leveled it?
Because Nurgle has no authority over the Imperium's dedicated xenos hunters.
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>>96520288
Slaanesh didn't exist at one point.
>Once they start existing they have always-
There was a john, john was a married batchelor.
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Question for the lorefags. Do you guys intentionally get into arguments where both sides are stated at some point in official lore just so you can call each other gay and retarded. Because it seems so common to not be intentional
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>>96520317
Thats been explained since sixth edition anon

"That is how events are viewed from the chronology of the material universe. In the Warp, things are different, for the Immaterium is not bound by linear time, and events do not occur in a strict sequence of cause then effect. As his rival gods reckon it, Slaanesh has always existed in the Warp, and has yet never existed at all." - Codex Chaos Daemons 6th ED
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>>96520325
>. Do you guys intentionally get into arguments where both sides are stated at some point in official lore just so you can call each other gay and retarded. Because it seems so common to not be intentional
Pertaining to the current argument, there has never been a statement that 40k and fantasy do not share chaos, and there has also never been a statement that there is only one galaxy in 40k. Personally, I only really get involved when its a topic I feel I'm knowledgeable about
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>>96520327
John sure was a married batchlor. I hear in a white dwarf magazine that he wore redish-green suit.
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>>96520038
Maybe the other galaxies are run by fat assed Stacy and deezed chad chaos gods, and the milky ways chaos gods are the warhammer players of the chaos God race
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>>96520341
glad you don't have a counter argument
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>>96520345
Do you actually think there can be a married batchelor just because somebody wrote it? I don't have a counter argument to somebody writing something retarded, I mean it's there. It is OBJECTIVELY retarded.
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Anyone have the picture of that one sprue that looks like it was pieced out by AI?
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>>96520254
Agents of the Imperium, because they literally have an Arbites detachment
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>>96520352
What are you even talking about anon
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>>96520354
I'm going to be 100% honest - I forgot Agents existed as an army.
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>>96520350
if you had a place that didn't abide by the laws of logic, yes, you definitely could.

"There are no lies in the Abyss, for all that Man calls lies are its truths and all that is neither true nor untrue rejoices therein." - The Horus Heresy: Tempest, pg 138

"All the warp is contradiction, for the nature it is to melt reality until the impossible cannot help but exist. His master is impossibility at its purest, the harmony and uniting of X and not-X, making of them symmetries that flower like a Mandelbrot set, each petal breaking into its own beautiful and recursive contradictions down to infinity." -Planetkill
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>>96520366
>if you had a place that didn't abide by the laws of logic
Do people hear themselves
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Kislev is stronger than the World Eaters confirmed. How do World Eater players feel knowing your faction wasn't called to the Chaos wastes because Khorne knew all of the World Eaters couldn't seige a single medieval city?
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>>96520369
I'm just relaying to you what the book(s) say(s), I think we have two different perspectives on this as I don't believe the text itself can be wrong.for example I don't think we get to say "no in this story Doug cannot wrestle a bear." What we could say is "in the story the claims that doug can wrestle a bear are more than likely hyperbolic or figurative so it wouldn't be consistent to say he can wrestle a bear" In the case of Warhammer there are far too many statements supporting the warp acting this way to say none of them are literally true, and there isn't anything to the contrary.
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>>96520374
Eh. There's enough blood and skulls for everybody.
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>>96520361
They're your best option for an imperium themed kitbash army that let's you slot in other armies if you have more ideas for kitbashes>>96520359
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>>96520374
world eaters achieved more in their very first battle than they ever did
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>>96520374
there isn't a character in the AoS or fantasy setting more powerful than even some of the named space marines in 40k
for reference, off the top of my head, I know Gotrek has killed a bloodthirster, but in 40k bloodthirsters get bodied by literal who's
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>>96520386
I am well aware The Rise of Skywalker says, "Somehow Palpatine returned" (Slaanesh always existed) but I watched him die in A New Hope (Read that the Eldar empire's degeneracy created Slaanesh around the time the Men of Iron revolted).
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>>96520397
Why didn't Khorne simply summon the World Eaters on Kislev then? Are we saying Khorne didn't want Kislev (the city) gone?
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>>96520408
>Why didn't Khorne simply summon the World Eaters on Kislev then?
because that's bad writing? Are you braindead?
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>>96520405
>I am well aware The Rise of Skywalker says, "Somehow Palpatine returned" (Slaanesh always existed) but I watched him die in A New Hope (Read that the Eldar empire's degeneracy created Slaanesh around the time the Men of Iron revolted).

Yes and if you read on in the actual Chaos Codex you would learn that once born Slaanesh has always existed, as chaos is outside of time.


"‘You’re a fool,’ Actae tells him. ‘Before the fall of the aeldari, there was no fourth power of Chaos. The gods of Chaos breed and multiply, propagating like storms through the empyrean. They are born in turn, though they have all existed forever. Time has no meaning for them. The fall of the aeldari did not cause the birth of She Who Thirsts, merely her occurrence. So too with all other gods, be they foul entities of Chaos, or divine forces of sentient power.’"-TEATD vol 1
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>>96520413
Then why didn't the eldar explode as soon as the old ones created them since they were wantonly using warp powers that would allow slaanesh to predate on them with ease for literally millions of years before a sect of them realized their folly and started setting up safeguards from their coming doom
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>>96520408
the speculation that fantasy, aos, and 40k are connected has been done away with years ago
they share similar things, but are not able to interact with each other
the various named demons even have different lore in 40k vs aos
>>96520421
clausality
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Warhammer fantasy retconned beastwomen from being aggressive, strong rapists who raped just like beastmen into soft submissive forrest wives who heal men of the forces of orders wounds.
I'm very happy 40k never did the same.
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>>96520423
>the speculation that fantasy, aos, and 40k are connected has been done away with years ago
>they share similar things, but are not able to interact with each other
>the various named demons even have different lore in 40k vs aos

The white dwarf from two months ago has a whole article talking about how named daemons such as scylla are the same and just waiting to make a 40k debut
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>>96520430
yes, commonality
and when and if they give them 40k datasheets they will have unique 40k lore, too
I think the only thing that honestly connects the multiverse is the red gobbo who uses the power of christmas to be able to go to both settings
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>>96520421
>Then why didn't the eldar explode as soon as the old ones created them since they were wantonly using warp powers that would allow slaanesh to predate on them with ease for literally millions of years before a sect of them realized their folly and started setting up safeguards from their coming doom

Why didn't my day one save from skyrim grab anything from the dawnguard DLC?, when I boot that save up now the DLC is there?
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>>96520434
>and when and if they give them 40k datasheets they will have unique 40k lore, too

not really, realm of Chaos Wrath and Raputre had one lore booklet for the daemon models whilst having two rule booklets.

>I think the only thing that honestly connects the multiverse is the red gobbo who uses the power of christmas to be able to go to both settings

or the 20 or so statements that chaos is and always has been the same with no retraction ever being published, there are more statements for it than there are for male only marines
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>>96520359
It was really weird. Like some HQ or sergeant whose torso was spliced into a spiral combining into the leg. Wish I'd saved it, honestly, because I don't remember which GW model it was.
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>lorefags
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>>96520423
>clausality
not a word lmao
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>>96520423
>they share similar things, but are not able to interact with each other
magnus the red shows up in AoS
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>Clawussy
Why I call hormagaunts.
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>>96520457
Why didn't he bring the Thousand Sons and destroy Kislev? Tzeentch doesn't want that city existing.
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>>96520459
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>>96520453
I made a typo
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How are war dogs as allied units for a WE list? Assuming I don't have any forgefiends and only a single helbrute but have a box of karnivores and like how the models look
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>>96520471
they will not benefit from your army rule
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>reading CK codex
>Chaos Knight house conquered a section of the
Commorragh, DE had to section it off from the rest of the city
>CK are now using it to organize raiding parties against the Imperium
What
Why doesn't anybody talk about this
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>>96520483
no one reads, theres a forge world that's been using parts of the webway since 7th too
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>>96520483
because knights are big gay
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>>96520459
Tzeentch doesn't want the game to be over so he's not about to import guys from the wrong setting just for an easy win. In fact he's come close to winning before and said "Nah fuck it we're setting the board back"
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Tzeentch fans wathing their faction lose before going he meant to do that.
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What will Slaanesh do after eating all the Elves?
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>>96520520
meth
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I wonder if Augmented Reality Warhammer will ever be a thing
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>>96520520
Rub one out and take a nap
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>>96520537
But Warhammer is already in reality?
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>>96520549
augmented reality would be where you wear a headset that "draws over" the table and terrain, adding in effects, tool tips, etc
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>>96520520
Slaanesh in Aos ended up throwing up all the elves, which caused their downfall.
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>>96520552
Ah I get you, probably not for a very long time.
Given the amount of variation in models it's very doubtful you'll ever get a good id system that can recognise everyone's models, as for tables maybe if you're able to give the camera some points to focus on and keep a bearing.
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>>96520554
looks good
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>>96520552
at most rn you have AR terrain placer because manually measuring out is a bother
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>>96520578
youd just have to have players assign models the same way they would in yellowscribe for TTS, maybe have a small QR code on the base or something
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>>96520443
At best the fantasy version of Chaos and WHFB/AoS live somewhere inside the Warp of the 40k galaxy. Everything else are out-of-universe copy pasted connections.
>>96520483
>Why doesn't anybody talk about this
Most people no longer read codexes, books, or White Dwarf
That's why most of the commentary in this site is about stuff from 2017 or earlier. Only sometimes meme shit like femstodes in 10th comes to light because social media
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Why does everything have to be connected these days?
The old lore tidbits were fun but shouldn't have been taken as a direct connection, plus multivereses are gay.
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>>96520639
>these days?
they've been connected longer than you've been alive
you used to literally be able to give bolters to chaos warriors
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>>96520629
>At best the fantasy version of Chaos and WHFB/AoS live somewhere inside the Warp of the 40k galaxy. Everything else are out-of-universe copy pasted connections.

They're more consistently two universes in a multiverse, furthermore liber chaotica, wraith>>96520629
and rapture, grimbodal are all inuniverse I don't know why we'd discount out of universe confirmations anyways
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>>96520483
Because once something gets sectioned off from the rest of the web way it's just a hole in reality that doesn't lead anywhere and where chaos cannot reach to grant their blessings. The utility of the web way is its connections to the rest of the Galaxy.
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>>96520639
they've never not been connected, since the inception of chaos it's been a multiversal entity
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Anyone know where I can find the Tau Start Collecting instructions in PDF format? Friend gave me his box nothing is assembled but no instructions where included.
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>>96520643
Yeah, and there was a chainsword relic.
But people trying to explain the Warhammer fantasy being it's own planet in 40k for years and it has always been gay and caused too many problems, and just leaving it as a nod to 40k was fine. I thought people would stop trying to link 40k to fantasy after it blew up, but now you've got people doing mental gymnastics trying to explain links to AoS and it's fucking retarded.
Leave things separate and stop trying to explain everything, that's how the HH lost almost all of mysticism.
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>>96520654
Yeah, chaos shenanigans has been the only reasonable link, that's fine.
But people's retarded need for all their gay fan theories to be right has always led to pointless arguments that don't mean anything.
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>>96520389
Just steal shit from Hollow Knight/Silksong. I'd do it if I ever played 'Nids.
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>>96520666
>>96520673
worthless comments from a pseudointellectual tourist
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>>96520649
>I don't know why we'd discount out of universe confirmations anyways
Because it goes against the internal logic and lore of 40k.
The 40k galaxy is still part of an universe bound by laws of nature like our own IRL despite the existence of the Inmaterium.
There's also separate alternate realities with their own Inmaterium (see Cawl's The Great Work)
Pocket/alternate/dreamed realities in the Inmaterium are not the same as those. Daemons are full of shit when they're not delusional themselves.

The lol-random nature of the WHFB/AoS universes doesn't fit except as pocket realities inside the 40k warp (to explain why 40k stuff sometimes appear in these settings).
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>>96520673
its not really pointless, it is a grand excercise that shows how backwards the fandom has been and why "GW said" is never evidence
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>>96520679
Can people start exercising their bodies instead.
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>>96520677
>There's also separate alternate realities with their own Inmaterium (see Cawl's The Great Work)
The book never says that

>Pocket/alternate/dreamed realities in the Inmaterium are not the same as those. Daemons are full of shit when they're not delusional themselves.

Since Adeptus titanicus all the way back in 1e we have been told that the warp connects to other universes, I don't know why we would say any daemon would be wrong when its consistent.

>The lol-random nature of the WHFB/AoS universes doesn't fit except as pocket realities inside the 40k warp (to explain why 40k stuff sometimes appear in these settings).

Why cant an alternative universe connected to the same warp have different physics exactly?/
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In the next thread can we talk about real lore, like dranon's delight and Squad Broken
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>>96520695
>Why cant an alternative universe connected to the same warp
because in 40k gods and daemons have a begining, a narrative, and can be permakilled. There are places where they can't go.
They can talk all what they want about being timeless or about paradoxes or about their fancy realms, but in the end they're bound to the 40k's Materium, despite their power and subjectively experiencing ages inside the warp.

Those other "universes" cannot be anywhere else but inside the main 40k timeline's warp
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>>96520724
>because in 40k gods and daemons have a begining, a narrative, and can be permakilled.and can be permakilled. There are places where they can't go.

Someone posted a quote about that earlier, they're also the same gods and daemons. IIRc the high elves have places daemons can't go etc

>They can talk all what they want about being timeless or about paradoxes or about their fancy realms, but in the end they're bound to the 40k's Materium, despite their power and subjectively experiencing ages inside the warp.

That's not really true either, there are several quotes that talk about how when a daemon is banished they don't really experience the time its all an infinite now. It's also not just 40k's materium and material realm with linear time would view daemons this way.

>Those other "universes" cannot be anywhere else but inside the main 40k timeline's warp

And your evidence for this is what exactly?
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>>96520742
Abhorrent
Shan't be posting
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>>96520730
>they're also the same gods and daemons.
they can't be the actual same and not just copy pasted, unless the fantasy realms are just that inside 40k's warp
>when a daemon is banished they don't really experience the time its all an infinite now
yeah, and when they come back years have passed in realspace, funny that
>And your evidence for this is what exactly?
actually reading 40k books and not just parroting nonsense out-of-universe ambiguous fantasyfags quotes
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>>96518558
>>96517026
>What's holding GW from making it a thing?

Competency.
Do you really think any of the writers they currently have turning out shit for BL could actually write a not-shit romance story?

>>96517555
>the franchise is about a galaxy where there is ONLY WAR and the Imperium is THE CRUELEST AND MOST BLOODY REGIME IMAGINABLE which doesn't really leave much space for a romance story to be set.
>>96518558
>Autists tend to get mad at romance and it would only really be setting appropriate if you had some really fucked up shit in, you can't write vanilla romance in the 40k galaxy without it completely fucking up the tone and GW is pretty much scared of going anywhere even near vanilla as is. The closest thing to romance for the average 40k character is probably a hive worlder getting a syphilis and telling all his manufacturum coworkers with a weird sense of pride (like an inspiring chaos champion showing off his mutations) about it and how he doesnt know which of the girls he groped on break time gave it to him

You guys simply lack imagination

This
>>96517304
>Eldar man goes around his Craftworld collecting gifts to give to his wife for her birthday. Along the way he reminisces over how he came to love her and the Paths they walked together. In the end he delivers the gifts to her grave, breaking diwn and sobbing at how he couldn't save her spirit stone.

This is how you'd do it. A romantic tragedy about love and loss.
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>>96520771
It's retarded how you guys whine so much about stuff GW has already done years ago.
> A romantic tragedy about love and loss.
There are several love stories in 40k, and they're all pretty much that, but you don't read 40k lore, so you don't know it
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>>96520488
>reading
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>>96520674
There's 53000 types up spiders to steal paintschemes from and he's doing a spider army. I I think he's good for inspiration
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>>96520848
I read War and Peace over the summer in 6th grade. It was okay, I liked Prince Andre but didn't really have historical context at that age for the russian rich people shenanigans.

Learning about how rich Russians at the time essentially lived a separate existence from the peasant class and all spoke French to ape Europeans made the book make a lot more sense.

Reading can be okay.



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