Hors Heresy Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Level Animation:https://gofile.io/d/J7muqs>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/edit?usp=drivesdk>Previous Thread>>96516833>TQ:What is the base of operation of your doods?Mine is a Paradise Vacation Beach planet
absolutely fucking horrendous OPcan someone make a real thread please?
>>96520739>Mine is a Paradise Vacation Beach planetI know this is a joke but now I legitimately want you to try to explain your faction lore for what kind of army operates out of there.
>>96520749It's fine, stop bitching. Or do you want another slaanesh/arbites/blood angels throod?
>the only Warhammer multiverse I'll accept
Repeating from last thread, anyone know where I can get my dirty mits on the starting tau instructions manuals? Got mine for free unbuilt but no instructions with it.
>>96520768r/Warhammerinstructions
>>96520760>they can't be the actual same and not just copy pasted, unless the fantasy realms are just that inside 40k's warpthere isn't a 40k warp or a fantasy warp its all the same realm. But yeah the classical gods realms are bound to exist unless they haven't occurred yet yeah, and when they come back years have passed in real space, funny thatYes and they can also come back prior to when they are banished. over a three-day fight, a daemon could be banished on day 2 only to return on before day 1>actually reading 40k books and not just parroting nonsense out-of-universe ambiguous fantasyfags quoteswhich book, post a quote.
>>96520768Just type model + instructions of googleEither sends you to reddit or a specific site with the pdf for instructions
>>96520774This is amazing!
>>96520789I found the Tau Fire Warrior instructions, numbers are matching with the instructions from Buildinstructions.com
>>96520792Me but with Tamiya Plastic cement
>>96520803Hell yeah brother.
>>96520803god I love that smell
>>96520792every time I see this gif I want to kick her teeth in
What can I proxy the Saturnine as in 40k games? Ideally for Chaos.
>>96520824I'm proxying mine as a forgefiend, just slap it on a different base
>>96520824forgefiend
>>96520824Its too big for a Helbrute so Ill just go with Forge Fiend
>>96520824Forgefiend, but change base
>>96520826>>96520829>>96520831Forge Fiend mind
>>96520821Stop going to /tv/
>>96520824>>96520826>>96520829>>96520831It's way bigger than a forgefiend too
>>96520839i don't, people just keep posting it fucking everywhere
>>96520824how does it stack up size wise with a leviathan?
>>96520840Doesn't matter, being bigger just means you're at a disadvantage. No one is going to complain that you have something easier to hit.Get in the damn Forgefiend.
Damn this box is thick. It's even thicker than Leviathan.
>>96520844Yeah the terrain does thatSame with the Into the Dark box I have which I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night thinking about because I regret buying it
>>96520762i'd like to multiverse with her, if ya know what i mean
>>96520739>TQ:>What is the base of operation of your doods?My CSM operate out of a battle barge, though they're trying to find a good location to set up a proper base. Ideally one they can turn into a giant fortress-vault to store all their stolen treasure.
>>96520739>tq/mydudes/ are a crusade based force, they just sortve scoot around looking for cool wargear. Also goldship should be 12 feet tall so she can princess carry me
>>96520832What base size does a Forgefiend use?
>>96520803>mfw the mrhobby mr cement deluxe hits just right
>>96520824Leviathan or redemptor is probably as big as you could go. Maybe deadknight but I'm not sure how they stack up with the saturnine egg
>>96520753In an Imperium controlled Paradise world known for its luscious Pink sand beaches and frequently visited by Nobles there lurks a pleasure cult secretly controlling the Planetary government. The Pleasure cult is a branch of an Emperors Children warband lead byTwin Daemon Princes named Rapiticus Rex and Rape-iticus Rex who raid neighbouring solar systems in the eternal Pursuit of Drugs and Sex.Its a work in progress.
>>96520847>I regret buying itwhyIt's great imo
>>96520898I had yo look at the full size image cause 4chan compression was shredding the preview. I think these look pretty cool for just a few colours going down and that they'll look much better after some matte varnish
>>96520878She qt
>>96520904>I regret buying itBecause >it was expensive>I did not have the skills to paint so much terrain decently so I commissioned someone else to paint them which cost half the price of the box>the two KIllteams that come with it are kinda mid>I quit playing Killteam at that time because the Intercessors Killteam which everyone had was extremely oppressive to the point I found it unfun to play. The Powercreep of Kill team second edition was so fucking blatant you went from 12 Kriegsmen to 14 Cultists some which are specialists and the basic bitch guys can evolve to become melee beasts. The intercessor marines had 2 more wounds each than the Phobos marines and Chaos Legionairres >shortly after I move up to playing regular 40kI eventually left my box with the terrain in my LGS but for some reason no one ever uses it despite the modularity
>>96520847>>96520928I got it because I like Necrons so it was a no brainer. I didn't expect it to be this big though.
Hey guys, just a little PSA about the september collage.This month's theme is Kitbashing. Anything is fair game as long as it's kitbashed in some way but it's more fun if it's more elaborate of course. Doesn't matter when you built it as long as you paint it in september. Deadline is september 30th and I'll start the anchor posts the last 7 days of the month as usual.If we have any new people here feel free to join in, it's all just for fun and skill doesn't matter.As always, if you have any suggestions for next month's theme feel free to share.
>>96520877120x92mm oval
>>96520939>that lord of change and the abominant right above itbruh
>>96520739Painted a runtherdI like orks :D
>Muhahahaha, we are genius!>OH NO!
>>96520898That actually kind of fucking rules
>>96520939I still can't decide what kitbash to commit to. Either sergeant cleutin from 2nd edition or a primaris character.
>>96520978>A bunch of cultists kill your leader>Think that isn't a worthwhile trade
>>96520939All I got is a 99% basic Lord Solar with a simple headswap
>>96520985Good enough
>>96520977Next edition might be another Ork refresh. More Orks for you.
I wonder what controversial lore the deldar codex will have
>>96520989But I like the old models :c
>>96520991They're all canonically gay now
>>96520983>the guy is replaced THE next day with another veteran battle brother who's served for centuriesWow what a grievous loss, versus these entire cult sects being wiped out
>>96520983>1 Wolf Lord is worth 9 Exalted Sorcerers and changeI think we find agreement here.
>>96520982why can't datasheets look like this anymore?
>>96521005takes up space, modular statblocks are a pain in the ass
>>96520991Vect is missing and no one knows it except Malys who is ruling by proxy through Vect's body double.Mandrakes are actually daemons of their own warp god called Malerion.Khaine's Gate is just gone and not a problem anymore.Disjunctions get retconned and the Webway works for Psykers now.Haemonculus have never made grotesques. Grotesques are not a real unit. Stop asking about grotesques.The Xenos mercenaries are all gone and a Dark Eldar would never let a snake into their entourage.Warp beasts are extinct.
>>96521002>A wolf lord thinks he killed 9 exalted sorcerers>It's actually just 9 rogue psykers found off the streetClassic space wolves
>>96521014>spaceTo be fair having a wargear list again would let us get rid of a lot of datasheets, freeing up space
>>96521025wargear lists are also bad
>>96520991Dark Eldar don't have to be evil and it's just the mean old men at the top forcing them to be
>>96520998Dark eldar should be all bi
>>96521036Only 10e newfags would ever think this
>>96521036Why? Too much customization bad?
>>96520991No changes but there will be one (1) black dark eldar and everybody will loose their shit because of it.
Left or right?Which is a better colour for word bearers?
>>96521062maybe you should learn to apply it better before taking a decision, you don't seem to be able to cover the primer uniformly
>>96521062I'm actually not a fan of either. Word Bearers should have a darker, more intense shade of red.
>>96521065Are you dumb? It looks like they've been shaded already and the rest is lighting, the coats are pretty smooth
>>96521071:(Got any examples of what red you're talking about?
>>96521075you have to remember even uniforms aren't all identical, the alpha legion color scheme paragraph explains that for all legions their colors would vary slightly. Even in real life german grey wasn't all the same either
>>96521077What are you on about mate?I'm just after word bearers paint schemes, although I will say I'm not the biggest fan of the metallic red ones.
>>96521062right
>>96521062Neither. I would recommend Word Bearers Red.
When is the Balance Dataslate? How badly will they nerf Aeldari due to their current 60% win rate?
>>96521075I have zero good pictures of my old word bearers army from way back when, but this pic shows one of my terminators and an official promotional picture of a word bearers figureyou'll notice that the shade of red is nowhere near as washed out as the one on your minis in eitherI would recommend using a bright red with a dark red ink wash, then highlights with more bright red, maybe even slightly tinted towards orange
>>96521062Right, I feel like Word Bearers are more distinct and unique with more magenta-ish cold reds while warm reds are better for WE.
>>96521094I appreciate the effort.Yeah I was trying to get the FW look by a dark red spray with a bunch of dry brushes of lighter reds with a black ink wash, but obviously it's not poppy enough.This was mainly just a quick and easy paint scheme so I might keep trying with my right scheme but focus more on highlighting brighter colours when it comes to characters and the rest of the army when I can get around to it.
>>96521090people are expecting today/tomorrow
>>96521090Inb4 fire dragons up another 20 points (desu they deserve it)
I like the grey pre heresy word bearer scheme more than the red.
>>96521118So Grey Knights
>>96521118Paint your minis
>>96521119No its a matte grey not silver
>>96521102You're really making 2 mistakes here when it comes to vivid colors, and that is the black primer and the black ink wash. Both will make your result look duller than it needs to be, doubly so if you're trying to paint an entire army and don't have the time to do a lot of layered highlights. I can understand the convenience of using black primer, but do consider switching to a dark red ink wash instead.
>>96521120You too anon. We should all try to encourage and motivate eachother. I'll paint a bit later today.
>>96521127Alright, I've mainly only used carroburg crimson for a red wash and never liked it so I kept away, i actually preferred using a purple wash over my reds when I wanted a maroon colour.But I'd appreciate any red ink recommendations.
>>96521054Mandrakes already exist
>>96521140I'm pretty sure there used to be a wash literally called "blood red wash" which worked well, but I'm kind of out of touch and it seems GW doesn't even call their washes "washes" anymore.
>>96520739>TQMy Sisters operate from a mixed fleet of warp-capable merchant and navy ships in their great crusade across Imperium Nihilus.Their original world, a hive world, was torn apart in a daemon incursion when the galaxy broke in two. It is now thought to be dead.Said-same fleet is going to be the base of operations for my planned guard army. Ad-Mech are from a Cybernetica run forge world that mostly maufactures non-military equipment. They make shit and throw their weight around with robotic legions. Tau, I dunno. Haven't really thought it through. Tyranids are a splinter hive fleet eating their way close to Ultramar.
>>96521062I like right better
>>96520739my league is a prospector voyage so they are fleet-basedmy chaos dudes are stationed on a fallen forgeworld, pumping out daemon engines, not aligned with great 4 but still very so chaos-heavy. Haven't decided yet if they'd skirmish with Covenant of Fire or BTs but given local meta tendencies it'd be salamanders with some grey knight activity here and there
>>96521140Consider using some of the contrast paints. Not only they can shade but also make your red pop more.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
If I ever played Tyranids I'd definitely paint them as Behemoth. It's a nice color scheme.
>>96521215Maybe at the end of 11th. Yiu shouldn't get your hopes up. The 11th starter are going to be Orks according to him.
So the appeal of the Imperial Guard and the appeal of the Tau is pretty similar? Both are largely conventional militaries that handle the existence of horrifying demons from hell through superior firepower. It just comes down to a quantity vs quality debate between them.
>>96521232>himDare we not speak his name oIn these hallowed halls?
>>96521245space india with jp gundams vs normal human army with numbers yes
>>96521231Im also a behemoth boi
I don't dislike the new Malys model but it doesn't measure up to JBR's version.
>>96521246He will not divide us.
>>96521253Indian ancient texts have lots of mecha, space ships, flaming sky chariots and other sci-fi stuff though.
>>96521258You can probably just convert one using the Lhamaen courtesan as a base and just replace the sheath with a fan.
>>96521255>boiare you cute and in europe?
>>96521258Model is cute but she looks like a basic Guardian in a Kabalite armor. She would work better as a Corsair Princess.
>>96521253>>96521261Lord of Light styled techno-theocratic mechanicum offshoot faction when?
>>96521267the elf looks like an elf instead of an elf? damn gw really fucked up this time.
>>96521264no, no
>>96521272Yes, Deldar don't look like normal Eldar.
>>96521261Indian scriptures are like anime told through text. It has all the same stupid bullshit.
>>96521279they're literally the same thing with a different skincare routine
>>96521284>ancient weebsThats pretty cool. Maybe we're all ancient indians on the inside
>>96520978Sounds more like the guy who did it not only killed the space wolf leader, but got rid of his rivals in his own legion
>>96521245The only actual difference between a Taufag and IGfag are their political views
>>96521284>>96521288BLOWING AWAY WITH SUPERNATURAL MIGHT FROM THE EARTH AND THE HEAVENS THE SWARTHY SKIN WHICH INDRA HATES
>>96521294I don’t even know if that would be all that different. The Tau are pretty much just textbook fascists, and while the Imperium isn’t they’re generally much more edgy too so they attract a similar crowd
Painted a head.
>generic movement/critical hits>kabal>coven>cult>vehicles(grotmass)>lmaonnari with 1 autarch and single unit of non-aspect troops, yvrainne/carne has to be WLany niche that i missed that woul'd be in the codex?
>>96521294Which are... Russian Oligarchy versus Soviet Communism?
>>96521297Based and Juggernautpilled
>>96521304Probably closer to Russian oligarchy vs Dengist China
>>96521303The Grotmas detachment was the Reapers Wager Harlequins one, not the the Skysplinter Vehicles one. That was a second index detachment they released six months in because Realspace Raiders was offensively bad and the worst detachment in the game. Things that they could also be themed around might be Artificial Night-fighting, Webway jumping, redeploys, Battleshock Terror Tactics, Poison and Drug Mastery, or Slave Taking which were all old themes they had.
forgive me, I'm early in my 40k lifeAm I able to use bloodletters in my world eaters army? I like the way they look
>>96521302Thats cool as heck. What body is it going on?
>>96521311A LoTD marine.
>>96521310Yes, they can be used in the World Eater's daemon detachment
>>96521313Nice. I look forward to seeing it done
>>96521309then that's likely a reserves shenanigans for last one unless gw pulls a jew and includes the balance slate detachment into the codex passing it as "new one"
Convert moarhttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/cguaxcmw/12-simple-kitbashes-that-show-why-the-munitorum-armoured-container-is-the-best-in-the-business/
>>96521319Most likely it's>Realspace Raid (Remastered)>Skysplinter Assault (nerfed)>Kabal focused (lol 2 units)>Wych Cult focused (lol 2 units)>Haemonculus Coven focused (lol 3 units)And then Reapers Wager still available digitally but not in the codexMaybe they'll also get one of the dataslate detachments they've been releasing quarterly but I doubt it.
>>96521314Many thanks
>>96520978The new guy replacing Gnarlfist is even named Wyrdbane. That's like a fancy way of saying Nerdbasher.
>>96521302did you run out of skull shaped marine helmets?
Alright, what sort of animal do you think the Vorgh look like?
>>96521324Wow this looks goodSadly it aint an L shaped ruin so its only gonna be used on RPG games
>>96521330Furfags will never be cool.
>>96521332No, I just wanted to freehand a skullface.
>>96520739Based OP
>>96521097World eaters aren't orangy red, that's blood angelsWorld eaters are cold fleshy red
>>96521324I love these types of articles as it gives me inspiration that I normally lack
>>96521232Fatrak hasn't been right about anything
>>96521330Why can't I have a War Zone/Crusade book about Stygius already? There are like five for bloody Nachmund, not even counting ancillary stuff like WD campaigns and battlebox booklets and Kill Team expansions.
>>96521334wtf is a vorgh? sounds like something a secondary would watch a 40 minute youtube video about
>>96521261Ignore that retard, he's been trying to push this Tau = Indian meme for literal years
>>96521324hold up /40kg/ told me james workshop was against kitbashing????
Imperial agents expansion is coming im feeling it>>96521245The main appeal for tau are more their centerpiece robots and aliens rather than their standart infantry, the fluff is secondary but I find most people who resonated with the tau's model line also enjoy their lore and their personal interpretations of it and those who didn't also don't enjoy the fluff. Imperial guard has centerpieces too but the tau empire's vehicles have never really been as appealing as their suits or aliens besides maybe the hammerhead coming close to the praise stuff like the baneblade and sentinels get. Aside from cadians the average IG infantry squads are also generally more interesting than fire warriors or pathfinders. Imperial guard are also way more kitbashing and /yourdudes/ friendly than the tau are, it's way easier to be overly original with your guard regiment than it is to be with a tau army and im saying this as someone planning to start a guard regiment of my own and also someone who's first army was a personal tau sept. It's like saying the main appeal of orkz and khorne cultists is virtually the same and while sure you can draw parallels they are pretty different from each other at a closer look.>>96521253I always liked my tau to be a little bit more chinese leaning. I think you can pretty much make a tau sept based off any eastern country and make it sound reasonable because they really are a mess made out of Japan, India, Singapore and China put on a blender lorewise>>96521301Fascism is pushing it a bit because they're way more the global revolution type over the nationalist type but they're not commies either (wealth redistribution in tau worlds is a meme and they have a caste system ffs) so it's hard to tell. Maybe the ethereals are just weird hyper accelarationist elites they don't give off the same decadent noble vibe as the imperials do even if they give themselves some luxuries, they seem scarier on average compared to a planetary governor
>>96521354You gotta make it look like your hanging with the kids after a price increase
>>96521348your pathetic impotent rage doesn't change the fact that he is the way and the truth
>>96521302looks good champ
>>96521324surprisingly basedI have a couple of these, I should do something with them
>>96521359Quiet down tourist
>>96521349>Stygius>home of the Mordian Iron Guard>any guard featured would be Cadians and KriegI seeth.
>>96521359settle down fatty
>>96521351Tau Kaiju auxiliaries, about the size of an Imperial Knight.
>>96521364>>96521367This is a pro Valrak general, newfags
>>96521348The leaks Valrak gets from his trusted sources turn out to be true.If the one telling Valrak that the 11th edition will be Orks, and it's his trusted source (most likely a GW worker), then it is going to be true.If Fatrak himself is speculating something, which he specifically always calls out being his own speculation, usually turn out to be wrong.
>>96521372>If Fatrak himself is speculating something, which he specifically always calls out being his own speculation, usually turn out to be wrong.Yes, like the GK vs WE kill team or Space Wolves vs Chaos (though he still believes GK vs WE is coming).
>>96521355I’d say they’re fascist, but not Nazi fascist, more of the classical orthodox fascism like what was described by Giovanni Gentile, that sort of civic nationalist kind of fascism. After all, the Greater Good ultimately ends up just being a tool to ensure people serve the Tau Empire, it’s essentially just utilitarianism but repackaged so that the maximum good is always achieved by serving the state.
>>96521372>The leaks Valrak gets from his trusted sources turn out to be true.He hasn't been right about any of these predictions since the emperors children and even then he was half wrong
>>96520977Well done orkbro
Ive noticed ive never seen sisters with green armour
>>96521334whale
RememberThe coolest Spacemarine in the setting wears High Heels
Got some inks to try out with various things. Would it be a good idea to make a purple metallic by spraying duraluminum and washing or airbrushing with a purple ink over it?
>>96521382he was literally correct about DE getting their codex and a small update before the end of 10th, you idiot. if you're going to screech about the guy then at least know what he's saying.
>>96521413Yeah that works.You can also just mix a coloured paint with a metallic to get a metallic colour.
>>96521412>anything EC>cool at all, let alone coolest
She looks like her real name is Jenevelle.
>>96521412This isn't even the coolest chaos marine in his subfaction
Perhaps SoB should wear more fancy hats.
>>96521245Yes, that's why Tau vs IG is still one of my favorite match ups
>>96521422Alright, I knew about the mixing thing I just want an excuse to use inks.Another question: will the ink give my recesses a shaded effect too or should I use a wash before the purple?
Why doesn't DG, EC or TS have a Lord Invocatus of their own?
>>96521428Are you a fellow Lord Kakophonist appreciator?
>>96521426She used to be one of Vect's whores and now she's Cegorach's whore so that tracks
>>96521438Anything thin that will pool in the recesses will give that effect, the only difference between inks and washes is that inks have higher pigment concentration. Do the ink first and if you aren't happy with the shading shade afterwards.
>>96521419No he wasnt
>>96521447NTA but you're confusing his actual credible source (who thought they were only getting an archon and didn't know about Malys) with his sourcing rumors from randoms in his discord.
>>96521446Alright, thanks man.Sorry, these are coming to me as I post them, so last question (hopefully)Would you recommend airbrushing the purple or brushing it?
>>96520991Nobody cares about xenos lore. You'll get a handful of retards who bring it up like the wrathbine shit from before but it'll just be a way for people to segway into complaining about femstodes again.Nobody with half a brain actually plays xenos for their lore.
>>96521435It is nice to have someone for the Imperium to fight that’s actually a fairly conventional army and not like, fucking ninja psykers or other weird bullshit.
>>96521443It's a tie between him and the exultant for me, both really cool HQs.
>>96521458NTA but if you airbrush an ink/contrast/shade it will cover uniformly. So if you want it to give you some shading you'd need to either spray first and then put some in the recesses by brush or just brush everything on but you risk an uneven finish that way.
>>96521463>Nobody with half a brain actually plays xenos for their loreNobody with half a brain plays ANY faction for their lore.
>>96521458Spray definitely, will let you go a lot thinner and it will be more uniform, much easier to airbrush again if it isn't purple enough for you than the inverse. This and contrast paints are one of the best use cases for airbrushes actually.
>>96521463And yet, the nature Wraithbone was a hot topic for like a month
>>96521412He's wearing heels, but he's not really wearing shoes in a conventional sense. Since his feet have mutated into hoofs the heels are built into the armor to help him retain balance.
>>96521471I doand I'm sorry you have two brain halves and still can't enjoy things.
>>96521468>>96521476Got it. I figure I'll try both and see which is better for me, I'll probably end up airbrushing and washing afterwards since I want the color to be smoother, but who knows maybe I'll like the look of a brush-on better.Thanks again for the help gentlemen
>>96521439There used to be. Felthius was a named character at some point. Now hes the generic LoC
Even though I’m not an Eldar fan personally I do feel bad for their fans, it’s gotta suck to have your lore written by people who hate your faction.
>>96521477No it wasn't. It lasted like half a week at best and was only used as a mask to bring femstodes back up. Even eldar 'fans' abandoned the notion of pretending to like their lore longna ago.
>>96521487JAWA!
What is it, I'm curious but not watching
>>96521482I pick my faction based on how cool the models look, not some fanfiction tier garbage written by morons.
>>96521495>What is it, I'm curious but not watchingSomeone took their wenis out during a game. It turned out to be the ultimate power move.
>>96521487Don't. Modern eldar players don't care about lore.
>>96521495aeldari tourneyfag plays gotcha with a space wolf player and costs him the game. aeldarifag gets to the finale and his opponent plays a gotcha on him, costing him the game. the opponent specifically does this because of the aeldarifag's behaviour in earlier games
>>96520977I just built one of those. I went without the squig arm though, I want to save it for a better model. Lots of cool accessories. >>96520994The runtherd was the worst model set for flashing and mold lines I have had to use in a while. I had forgotten how terrible the old plastic kits were for cleaning, especially the Gorkamorka era orks.
>>96521439Watch for this guy to get a Black Library Celebration model.
>>96521508Why is it always eldar players?
>>96521515That would be great. I love that cover. He was also a fun bastard character that wasn’t written too badly for once.
>>96521496Sorry you think your favorite faction has shit lore
>>96521518their behaviour is well known. then the eldarfags here have the nerve to cry and ask 'why do they hate us'? lmao
>>96521531no faction in 40k has good lore but nice try
>>96521518They play a fragile army that has non-interactible gotcha moments from their movement mechanics as a core part of their survivability in basically every edition so they naturally cause a lot of feels bad moments for players that don't know any better.
>>96521537Sorry you hate 40k so muchyou just really love 10th edition to put up with it
>>96521541you might be upset but hes right. 40k only has a fuck ton of bloat and people confuse that with quality.
Fires of Cyraxus, should be soon, right?
>>96521412>coolestHe's a 3rd rate duelist with a 4th rate sword.
>>96521552As soon as you having sex.
So what are our thougths on AI generated minis?
>>96521506>Modern eldar players don't care about lore.I mean, I sure as hell wouldn't care about it when it is terribly written trash that just shits all over the faction you like.
>>96521544Why are you here?
>>96521541I love 40k for what's the most important about it which are the models and hobbying. I'm sorry you need anything else to enjoy it.
>>96521557Post examples (in the AI general and link it here) and I will judge. But I'm sure they're terribly designed like all the 3D print shops have with way too many details that would be terrible to paint.
>>96521565You must have some really cool models to show off then that you're really proud of
>>96521562Just to suffer. >captcha: MGSYXhow fitting
>>96521471There's a logical progression of things when it comes to picking a 40k faction Models->art->codex lore->tabletop rulesYou can dislike other aspects such as a specific dettachment or the black library depictions of your particular faction but if you have a REALLY big problem with one of these 4 than the faction probably ain't for you
>>96521552Right after the Dark Eldar refresh (any day now!)
>>96521019But... but I like grotesques! And I have 3 of them! They're my second favourite dark eldar unit, second only to the mighty wracks.
>>96521573Yeah I do, I post them here pretty often. Not going to show you anything unless you post first when making a demand though.
>>96521423>Big Bang Theory reaction imageYou just gave yourself the biggest L you could. Impressive.
How viable are Horus Heresy marines for 40k? Was thinking of using these for an Iron Warrior army but don’t want to have to fuck around too much with weapons and the like
>>96521552It's too bad 30k mech aren't in 40k, they'd basically be a sci-fi vampire count army with hordes of zombie tech-thralls and monster mash big robots led by a tech priest. Would be a fun army.
>>96521378>though he still believes GK vs WE is comingActually. One of the Rumor Engine pictures with skulls and chains looks identical to the World Eaters Chosen from Space Marine 2 so WE could happen at least. They are also one of the most popular armies.
>>96521583Reliable rumors say all the resin models are out of the codex and gone to Legends with the Tantalus. 2 new data sheets added with one for Malys and one splitting an existing unit into two.
>sliced thumb open again when assembling models somehow, didn't even notice until seeing the blood
>>96521589That's a 10 year old reaction image that I did not even know was from that shitty show. Why do you know that, though?
>>96521591>Chaos MarinesThey're completely fine so long as the weapons match or you tell the opponent of any proxies you are using.
Data slate today right? Since AOW accidentally broke news embargo yesterday and uploaded their video early?
>>96521591mk 3 a shit
>>96521599That sucks, but it's about what I expected. Are haemonculi still not allowed to have the wargear their slave-torture doll-students can have?
>>96521599>and one splitting an existing unit into two.I'm curious if this is the hand of the archon kill team as a true-born/cota replacement
>>96521593You can use most 30k things as proxies i guessI decided to just go for it and I have both mechanicus and mechanicum in my collection now
Any guess when 11th will drop?
>>96521621If its not in the box you don’t get it, unless you’re Marines with all their upgrade sprues.
>>96521324I'm glad someone did the idea people been having for well over a decade now.
>>96521324This should be a genestealer cults unit
>>96521324>Cargo from Catachan>no Catachan Barking ToadOne fucking job, man.
Man some people are insane with their freehand and I can barely do a banner
>>96521324I wonder how they did the warping of the container. heat?
>>96521663Have you tried practicing?
>>96521663warlord titans are a fairly large canvas compared to a space marine banner which does make things a touch easier
>>96521672No, every day i break my fingers with a hammer and then paint till they fix themselves.I'm years away from that kind of freehandSomeday maybe
>>96521606>I was just pretending to be retardedlmao
>>96521406green is not a good colour for armors>inb4 crying guardfags and marinefags
>>96521593>they'd basically be a sci-fi vampire count armyno
This isn't a female face. They clearly fucked up and put the wrong face on. No fucking way that's a female head.
>>96520739>TQThe bases, the Rubblecrown and Madrigal’s Promise.At founding they were fleet based. Madrigal’s promise was an ancient mining ship raised from the surface of Tejana where it had lain dormant since the DaoT. It served as the chapter barque and forge ship for several centuries before construction on the Rubblecrown began. The madrigal is rather lightly armed, only possessing short ranged by monstrously powerful grav tether arrays capable of tearing apart small moons and large ships at close range.After saving the world of Oracleus Minor the chapter was given rights equivalent to the world’s Knight houses. They chose the largest abandoned hive spire as their base and began constructing the Rubblecrown at its top. Over the millenia it has grown from a minor staging area to an enormous vault complex, filled with all the ancient warmachines pulled from Oracleus Minor’s wastelands and lovingly refurbished. The vault structures are protected from the Hive’s frequent quakes by giant grav-stabilizer engines.Oracleus itself was once a verdant beautiful world until being invaded and bombarded during the Heresy. Now it’s a rad wracked death world, most of its surface covered in heavy metal poisoned wastelands and deserts. Life persists, and even makes use of the toxins in their unique biological processes. The planetary surface is covered in miles deep canyons called Glass Trenches. Periodic tectonic shifts close and open more as time goes on. Occasionally revealing fallen hives or rare minerals which are quickly set upon by the planet’s Digger guilds.
>>96521690Not a guard player, but shut your whore mouth. Green is the best.
slopping out basecoats on this hovertankholding a big resin brick in one hand for a few hours gets pretty tiring
Gsc bros, do you prefer acolytes with mining tools or demo charges? I really do hate the fact that you cant unload demo charges on a unit after deep striking
>>96521707It's a problem that stems from the paint job more than the sculpt, for some reason the eavy metal team just shades each and every recess massivelywhich works on male heads, but not female ones
>>96521726they both suck, 5 mining tool acos are good for home farming, they're only good against knights.Demo acos need primuses and rapid ingress/tunnel crawlers to work so you might as well take 20 more neos instead.people take flamer acos and metas.
>Malys already has art>It's yuri
>>96521707I don't think Deldar should be pretty
>>96521738Based
>>96521731So its not worth running 10 mining tool dudes with a locus? Im going to be playing final day, so not the meta detachment.
>>96521690WRONG
>>96521707Its for trans representation. You'd be surprised how many mtf people play this game.
>>96521739It should be noted that the oldest, most vile, most debased True Eldar develop, over their millennia-spanning lives, a tolerance for the pain and suffering they inflict on others and, given time, they wind up needing so much suffering to maintain their hold on their soul that their bodies begins to wither. That's why Rakarth looks so fucked, that's why that dude on the cover looks so fucked, and that's why the dark eldar are the coolest army in the game. Go read the 5th ed codex.
>>96521784>inflicting too much torture makes your skin wrinklyThat makes no fucking sense I'm not reading that stupid as fuck lore.
>>96521795It would make sense if you'd read the codex. Slaanesh slowly chips away at their soul and suffering and pain inflicted on others (or oneself) is the only way to stave off the Dark Prince's approach. Over time, doing that becomes harder and harder.
>>96521763well are you playing against vehicle heavy lists? Locuses benefit more from flaco reroll wounds, and tacos are only good against vehicles.
>>96521707Just made me realize it’s supposed to be a female Archon model. Helmeted look is secier anyways….
>>96521804You just repeated yourself anon.
>>96521738>yuriCringe
>>96521821It has options for male and female torsos, like the Autarch kit.
>>96521591They don’t come with special weapons in the box, so unless you’re fine not running those, you’ll have to buy extra stuff. However, they’re basically the perfect scale.
>>96521576Fatty
>>96521817It will be for my next escalation league but getting to the end of the first one most lists had a shit tonne of vehicles. The local competitive scene mostly consists of vehicles. Its not going to be the most competitive list but I still would it to be ok. I haven't made them yet, im just staring at the sprues thinking wtf i should do with them
>>96521354GW doesn't hate it.They just prefer you use their kits to do it.
>>96521738>Yvrainr gets tired of Roboute not putting out and goes back to munchin Malys' carpetKinda based
>>96521830Im gonna make the ugliest fukken model lmao
>>96521855Aren't Space Marines (and Primarchs) infertile?
>>96521863Yes. Even if they weren’t and they had kids, they’d either be genetic abominations, or just normal humans with better chances of successfully being made mariens.
>>96521863yes
Listen paypigs, buy more space marines so my GW stock goes uphttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/mvsgigdm/starting-a-black-templars-army-in-warhammer-40000-everything-you-need-to-know-from-painting-to-lore/
>>96521863Yes, but they still have dicks.
The War Zone Charadon duology was so good. The new army rules were fun, the narrative didn't revisit some dank old corner of the setting that had been explored a gorillion times already, the crusade stuff was neat.
>>96521878Why?
>>96521844honestly if you're still looking at the sprues I'd say make a balanced selection of flacos, tacos and metas (with flamers), with any remainders turned into more flacos.
1k sisters tonight against either custodes or world eaters.Lost against WE last night due to killing angron and him IMMEDIATELY respawning and raping my home objective. Lets see if today goes better!
>>96521884>flacosThis is the first time ive seen this word and I love it>flacos tacosLmao >flacos flacos flacosIts fun to read and sayIm gonna make deathwatch kill team and call them the Death Flacos
>>96521896Good luck anon!
>>96521882Do you really think the Emperor would let his soldiers not have huge dicks?
>>96521896Good luck man.Paint those tracks!
>>96521901Thanks! I'm practicing for an upcoming 1k tournament! Hoping for the best!
>characters that come back after dying on a 2 or 3+ with x amount to full woundsThis has to be the gayest shit in the game outside of multitudes of endless rerolls
>>96521908What's the point of a huge gun with no ammo?
>>96521884Suppose I can just make the cult icon & leader for now as they are pretty much the same across each variant
>>96521896>gaps>not even "battle ready">unpainted tracksuhh
>>96521915It's just the new version of can't be killed in one phase that a bunch of shit had last edition.
>>96521923Aesthetics and intimidation, duh.And also to impress Eldar women. He needed a backup plan in case the Human Webway project didn't work out.
>>96521926Post models
>>96521882To rape aspirants with.Marine chapters have institutionalised pederasty.
>>96521877They put out these ghey articles, but completely fail to release what we want.Where the fuck is it?
>>96521935>aspirantsLies and slander, Marines would never rape aspirants. That's what chapter serfs are for.
>>96521926If he's playing 1k games he's probably only just started out, no need to paint out shit like this
>>96521936Anon you've been posting about this for some time, do you have an event coming up or something? Is your army about to get nerfed / buffed?
I don't have an Imperium army and I want to change that. Which one is the most fun?
>>96521931>And also to impress Eldar women.The Aeldari fucked a God of depravity into being, you think a slab of meat is all it takes, monkeigh?
>>96521945Point*
>>96521783What about ftm?
>>96521950yes to all
>>96521863Yes. But not like it actually matters since GW regularly uses the lore as toilet paper.
>>96521950Nta but I heard Orks are gonna get their 2-round waaaagh back
>>96521954Custodes are most affordable iirc, but what playstyle interests you?
>>96521936It was supposed to release yesterday but they pushed it to next week so that they can include the new Imperial Knights points in the same update rather than having to do a separate one.
>>96521936Why do you even want it? The game is in a good state right now except for knights but fuck em he knows the code, its not about the salary its all about reality and makin some noise, making a story making sure his clique stays up that means when he puts it down Tak's picking it up
>>96521957Less. For some reason only males and people who used to be males make up the majority demographic of GW's customer base.
>>96521979Women only play Nids, isn't that the go to meme? Does that mean ftm play gsc?
>>96521954>I don't have an Imperium army and I want to change that. Which one is the most fun?
>>96521963Doubt it, we'll just get a points reduction for units not many players use right now. How often do gw back track on points changes in the following dataslate? They should change 20 boyz & 10 lootas squads back to their original points cost
>>96521954Admech but theyre really expensive right now I dont recommend them.
>>96521783>tfw they are more trannys at my lgs than actual women
>>96521983You'd have to find a decent sample size of ftm players and what they play to make any kind of generalization.
>>96521945NTA but he posted that rhino a while ago and it was the same
>>96521994The only thing that scares women away from a hobby more than unwashed male gamers is unwashed male gamers pretending to be women, I don't blame them.
>>96521426Shadowheart?!?!
>>96521986Exactly. Balance dataslates are just for GW to move stock.>>96521994Not surprising. Sorry anon. Idk why but trans people make me uncomfortable. Ive just accepted that I'm transphobic and moved on.
>>96521964Custodes look cool, right now I only have a Votann army which I understand to be in the middle between a horde and elite army with the new codex and still ranged focused outside of the Delve detachment. I think for a second army, I want something that can be more aggressive than the LoV's slow rolling.
>>96522010Sisters of Battle can be built extremely aggressive and they have fun mechanics
I know this is a bit of a pot-calls-kettle-black moment, but is there such thing as a club/hobby group for this interest that isn't filled with disappointing losers?I am not expecting beauties or even thin people, but every single hobby group I have encountered so far is either young people who look like they are going through the 'rebellious' stage of social anxiety (going from one inside to another inside) or 25 stone balding men. There's no 'normal' groups.Even other game groups are similar. It's all folks with bags that cannot be seen for all the weird/game/queer badges. There's more people with bright hair than there are people in employment. There are actually more women than normal in some of the groups I have seen, but dear me, some of them make me want to jump into a man's bed.Obviously, I cannot in good faith call other people names like this. I'm hardly a shining example of beauty or socialising. Maybe this rant is my coping mechanism for my own doubts? Why can't hobby groups like this have 'normal' people in it? There are normal people in pretty much every other hobby.
>>96521955Was good enough for Yvraine.
>>96521896That rhino is about to get graped
>>96522010I'm going to start a Custodes army after I do my Knight for the Collage.
>>96522017look inwardjoin a local adult sports league, that's where you'll find the people you want to find. if youre more like the warhammer people than the sports people, well I've got bad news for you buddy
>>96522017Thats because youre visiting LGSs. Normal groups hobby and play at each other's houses.
>>96521912They're pristine and white like the armour! It's an aesthetic choice, showing how rarely used they are and how (this part of) the sororitas keep their stuff maintained and devoid of battle damage as a sign of wealth and perfection! Or seomthing...>>96521926The gaps are a little rough, but it's battle ready. You'll notice at least 3 colours on there!>>96522021You'll be SHOCKED to hear it indeed got graped. Badly. The girls inside did a good job fighting back though!
>it's another Death Guard player with models that are vomit inducingsomeone needs to stop these people they are getting way to good at this
>>96522023Hope you enjoy painting them, it'd be nice to not be the only custodes poster here
>>96522030I don’t trust going to a second location with another person. Nice sallies btw.
>>96521552my fucking beloved...>>96521593FUCK jes goodwin
>>96522023>painting a knight in one monthKing shit
>>96522032This isn't a chinese spyware app, only american spyware app, you can just say rape.
>>96522047I only said it because the other guy said it first.
>>96522041Yeah you dont want to do that with strangers, im talking about friends. Thanks, I'll let my buddy know someone complimented his sallies
>Unpainted units cost 5 more pointsCould you even imagine?
>>96521638LITERALLY next summer newfag
>>96522060Unpainted models cost 5 points more for every 50 points the unit costs. 10% flat cost increase across a grey army, PLUS the 10VP rule.
>>96521822He clearly didn't hear me the first time.
>>96522060No one would enforce it though, you'd get called an asshole by the greytide bros and no one would want to play against you. It sucks but unfortunately that's the way everything is going / gone
>>96522070You had no rebuttal so you just repeated yourself
>>96522079Lmao you best believe I'd enforce it on all the waacfags I play against
>>96522079You enforce the rules anon. And there's NOTHING wrong with ensuring your opponent turns up with a properly built+painted army. I'd never let someone turn up with an illegal army list, so why would I give them VP they didnt earn, or let them take more points than they're allowed for unpainted models?
>>96522086So like you did? >>96521822 >>96522086
>>96522086Read the codex.
>>96522096What does your fully painted army look like perchance?
>>96522096You don't play games in the first place sooo
>>96522100I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. You havent convinced me.
Painting some Tau in OH colors...so this is it...pure sovl
>>96522103>>>96522107Weird. Thought I was playing a 1k game tonight after playing last night. Weird.
>>96522115Yours dont qualify as battle ready either because it's only basecoats without a wash. Just saying
>Terminators used to roll 2D6 on a 3+ armor save in 2edI feel it’d be too strong nowadays, but I think Terminators need a little extra oomf to make the unit better, even if it cost more points.
>>96522115>if I put all my sloppily painted repentia in the front then they'll never notice all the unpainted models behind them!
>>96522122I'm not washing a white tank when I want it to look immaculate and porcelain-esque. The gold on the trimmings is washed though.>>96522126I'm not a good painter. The question wasnt should everyone have golden demon tier models, it was should they be painted. Despite my lack of talent, I have put in the time and effort to paint. If you can't even manage that, to at least my 'sloppy' level, what does that say about you?
>>96522136Don't feed the trolls, anon. It's probably decalfag anyway.
Hey anons I have a question for the thread in regards to the best way to call someone out in your play group for using baked dice.We have a group of 8 of us that play 1000 point games 4 times a month. 4 of us started in 9th and 4 more joined after 10th. We have played dozens of games and I can't help but notice that one of us consistently rolls 6s. Last weekend he must have rolled close to 100 6s. If he rolls 20 dice he's rolling 14 6s. He has two sets of 36 chessex d6 dice but I have since noticed he only ever rolls from one particular set. He has also become the "That Guy" of the group with his constant sweaty meta choices when list building, wombo combo "gotcha" moments and rules bending in 1000 point games. He plays 8 different armies and chases and chooses the meta even against our newer players. He is incredibly invested in the hobby to the point its all he ever talks about. Personally I'm sick of his 6s. Dozens of games and dozens of 6s. I'm convinced he baked the dice set. Way too many patterns.Next weekend I plan on asking him to let his opponent play with or share his dice to see his reaction. If anything is off I want to throw his dice in water to test them. Thoughts?What are anons experiences with baked dice cheaters?
>>96522136A paintjob like that takes no time or effort. I'd rather play against graytide than your ugly zero effort slop.
>>96521986I gotta stop getting my hopes up except for the hope that we're the 11th starter faction and we're gonna get all our good updates then
>>96522149swap dice with him
>>96522151Lets see your models anon
>>96522141>le decalfag boogeymanI got shit for posting a mini with a barely noticeable, unfilled gap but this guy gets a pass for these half assed minis?
>>96522149Ask if you can just reroll his wound dice for your armor saves so you can speed up the game a bit.
>>96522173>he continues the cycle of hateYou will never reach nirvana…..
>>96522176Niravana is overrated. Endless violence keeps the mind sharp.
>>96522023Will the señor de la horda ever get his asthma?
In the 41st millennium... Do people ever wear shades just to look cool?
>>96522151Yeah? Id rather have my 10vp.
>>96522191Genestealers do, but I don't have the picture
>>96522141Its not me you stupid retard, I never dog on other model posters.
>>96522173>>96522209
>>96522227Im telling you I am here out in the open why do we need a Doakes? There is no mystery...
>>96521557>ourTake your meds you schizo
>>96522060The 10VPs are easier to enforce.Extra points would mean I have to check their list beforehand and count them, and then say something about it if they didn't add those 5 points. Too much effort honestly.Also I like the feeling of those extra VPs. It's like their game is worth less, which is exactly what it is. Unpainted games don't really count.
>>96522114Yeah I prefer the OG scheme too, way more distinctive than 'lol just white'
>>96522247I don't play Tau but I do like the giga robot
>>96522114Needs dark earth with static grass and green rims.
>>96520898Nice, I dig it.
>>96522227Based Dexterposter
>>96522344There is nothing based about it
>>96522357>Doakes.jpg
>>96522257sovl
>>96522257The old Tau box art was so fucking kino.
>>96522357>It's over, he knows
>TQSome planet wracked with constant rainstorms day and night.Making a little bit of progress every day keeps me sane
>>96520739A labyrinthian tesseract dimension where thought and memory weaves out behind you as you travel it into physical passages that can be traversed and relived or left behind or killed and all left lost are unmade into empty slates to be remade by those who hunt them and cut away at their minds until purity is achieved and they join the fold.
What if Vashtorr was an aloof yet diligent anime girl with big boobs?
What is the best generic space marine unit for killing space marines?>inb4 Overcharging Hellblasters so they kill themselves
How reliable are paint on primers? Are they just as good as sprays or are they worse?
>TQFenris
>>96522484It would make me happy
>>96522500Based.
>>96522493generally not really worth it because they take too much time to apply. only do it if you're stuck in a shitty environment for priming.
>>96522114I've been really liking the old Tau colours recently. painted up a suit the other day and compared it to my 20~ year old one
>>96522493I love brushable primer, you have 100% control, never once gummed up any details with it like spray cans. I personally haven't noticed any difference in durability compared to when I use colored primers for basecoat/primer layer
>>96522493They are more reliable and less prone to simple mistakes but they are worse at everything primer is supposed to do
Mailing some hobby supplies and 40k Imperial Guard miniatures to a friend in Britain.It is gonna take multiple boxes. I'm from Canada.I'm prepared for a hefty shipping and handling fee but I fear my buddy may have to pay some kind of fee because Bongland.Will this be the case? And how much will the fee be if there is one?
Anyone here airbrushed white primer over black primer? Does it fuck the model details?
>>96522525>in BritainThat fucker gets everything cheaper over there lmao
>>96522514When I use them they rub off very easily. I must be doing something wrong.
>>96522525You may have to pay VAT on customs but it depends on how big the package is because they flat out don't care for the smaller ones
>>96522520In the words of the most sage Inquisitor Agmar:>The more I learn about these aliens, the more I come to understand what drives them, the more I hate them. I hate them for what they are and for what they may one day become. I hate them not because they hate us but because they are incapable of good, honest, human hatred.
>>96520739A massive infirmarium-spire where multiple worker concerns are treated, so large people disappear by the dozens, strange afflictions and nightmares beseech the dispossessed who are unlucky enough to be brought to its caritas-halls.
>>96522115>>96522136>bad excuses for why they absolutely cannot put in the bare minimum effort>needing to lie about what battle ready means in order to meet battle ready>incapable of accepting any criticism whatsoever >leaves his models on a shelf to get dusty and look even worse than they areIs this the chaotic neutral version of the fecalfag
>>96522551Why do you have to make anything negative you can find in the thread all about me?
>>96522540I tend to habdle the models alot against my hands/fingers to reduce trembling, never had an issue with it coming off like that. Oily fingers perhaps?
>>96522533Hopefully that means he won't have to pay much if at all.>>96522545The packages are pretty big. I've stuffed a makeup rack into one of them that is meant to hold his dropper bottle paints.
>>96522557Do you fucking live in this thread or is this a bot? You will always reply within a couple minutes after you're mentioned
>>96522551You're a bad faith actor, that poster did not act in those ways you fucking fag, stop being a detrimental loser fuck to this thread you lil bully boy bitch
Russ is coming back end of 10th. The team is currently deciding if it should be Sanguinius or Dorn who comes back in 11th. Both have models.Orks are the starter box faction for 11th. Lots of refreshed models, not too many new ones. Stormboyz are getting the Tankbusta treatment and are going to be released via Kill Team before the end of 10th.Aeldari are getting Karandras in 11th and that's it for them. Currently no narrative plans for them at all, the team doesn't really know where to take them and nobody wants to approach the subject.Necrons are going to officially win the Pariah Nexus, which will rip a hole in the Great Rift. Perturabo is coming back in 11th leading the Iron Warriors against the Necrons.Grey Knights are being rolled into Imperial Agents in 11. No further model releases are planned for them.Kroot massively undersold for T'au. Nothing significant is planned for 11th for them. Similar situation to the Aeldari; team isn't sure where to take them noe and nobody wants to touch them.Tyranids are getting more Psychic units in 11th. Fourth Tyrannic War is going to continue in the background. Genestealer Cults are going to become more prominent, and are going to get access to more Tyranid units as 'normal' inclusions.Astra Militarum are getting a small Catachan wave; One character, one infantry unit, and a specialized Sentinel, along with a general purpose upgrade kit.Leagues of Votann are also being brought to the Pariah Nexus, with Blackstone tech units. They don't care about the Great Rift, they just want to get more Blackstone. Their wave in 11th is slightly smaller than the one from 10th.World Eaters are getting a major wave in 11th, the other Cult Legions are getting minor releases.Drukhari are being restructured. Covens are being downplayed into being Pain Engine engineers. Grotesques are not returning. A new Succubus kit is ready, along with a Bloodbride squad.Custodes are getting a new Sisters of Silence character.
>>96522551I don't feel like digging through archives but there was one faggot defending those unpainted tracks on the rhino lmao
>>96522149Count the amount of 6s he rolls in game along with counting all the 6s everyone else rolls. Average out the 7 other players rolls to find out the average number of 6s rolled across the rest of the group and compare it to the accused. Or steal his dice cube for the game and see what happens when he rolls his other one. Then say you found it after the game was done. If you really want to gauge the reaction then steal both dice sets and make him roll with someone elses. If he freaks the fuck out about using someone else's dice, refusing to play without his dice or freaks the fuck out over losing his cube then he's probably baking his dice.
>>96522564As far as media goes Space Marine 2 was ans still is a resounding success that drove up model sales.The plan for Space Marine 3 is Marines vs Orks vs World Earers.Age of Sigmar is on the verge of collapse. Sales moderatrly went up with Skaventide but suffered a steep drop and haven't recovered at all. Efforts to promote the setting with animations and other media have all failed. The failure of Realms of Ruin is still a major sticking point. The game isn't in danger, but it's very much getting toned down.Old World is slowing down significantly. Sales have not been as hoped for, but have not been particularly bad. Cathay was well received, and Kislev is slated to be a launch faction for a new edition of the game.Still too early to determine how Saturnine did for Horus Heresy, but signs are good.Warcry is dead, Underworlds is on life support and raoidly deteriorating.Legion Imperialis is an in-studio pet project.
>>96522520This feels out of order and robbing itself of the punchline
>>96522564It's adorable that you think even GW has all their plans laid out that far ahead
>>96522493They're awful. I tried AP's because I got a bottle for free. I'm sticking to rattlecans.If you gum up details with a rattlecan like that other anon then you're a mouthbreathing retard who cant follow basic instructions.Only situation I can see paint on being desirable is if you live in the tropics and simply cant prime with a rattlecan outside because of it
>>96522525Mark it as a gift and worth below £80
>wake up>no dataslate>go back to sleep
>>96522625>>96522493>>96522514How's the black brush on primer from pro acryl?
>>96522563Well battle ready isn't a 3 colour minimum like stated here>>96522032In response to asking why their models weren't finished we were giving the excuse of Oh its actually meant to look like that also in this post>>96522032We were also told the gaps in fact do not matter within this post>>96522032Every single piece of feedback was met with handwriting it away, or claiming that the anons have no models. So where exactly did I lie about what that poster did >>96522563
>>96522654brush on primer is "okay"buying a cheap ass airbrush set up for priming is a fucking godsend, no more gay rattlecans, no more worrying about the fucking weather
Uh oh big airbrush in here trying to radicalize the paintlets
>>96522657Someone is going to lash out at you and claim you have nomodels for admitting the truth and further proving your point
>>96522684Yeah people who actually paint like to talking about painting tools, you wouldn't get it.
>>96522625I was just saying it straight up cannot happen, as it can with a beginner not used to spraycans. Have sex.
>>96522693>lashing out like this because someone posted an opinion that contradicts yours
>>96522657Overall his post seemed like a good hearted earnest post from a beginner hobbylett. You're just a cunt
Kinda regret not going for old Tau, but learnt a lot painting whites.
>>96522706NTA but are we only allowed to suck each others dick here now or something? All points of that anon still stand and that sister anon has been in the hobby for some time, he just stays at the same level and dismisses any critique. That's obviously fine but don't expect people to not point out the glaring problems.
>>96522702I accept your concession.
>>96522706He's been here for years handwaving away any honest attempt at helping him get better. If you can't accept criticism then this isn't the place for you whether you're melting over criticism against your own stuff or youre like you and you're melting down over criticism of someone else
>>96522693Lil sis is dialating rn after getting called a mouthbreather for not knowing how to prime
>>96522730I'm not any anon you were speaking with. I just responded to call you out for acting like a bitch. I'm only this post>>96522702
>>96522706You seem awfully defensive over someone literally skinwalking as a hobbyist and acting smug about "having a painted army" when it's "oops only basecoats"
I'm working on that short story idea about a magos falling in love with a dreadnought and it's strangely therapeutic.
>>96522760Because it's obviously the anon with the shitty paintjob pretending he's someone else
>>96522762Fuck you bitch I was gonna do that today. No fair ;n;
>>96522767>everyone that disagrees with me is a samefag
>>96522767You said it not me
Guys just ignore the nomodels they exist to troll
>>96522790If real I'd ask this question again>>96522760. Why are you defending the catslopper in the first place
>>96522773We can both write, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. It'll probably be a few days though.
>>96522773the plot thickens: you write the love triangle part from the perspective of the marine interred into the dreadnought who still cares dearly about the thunderhawk he used to pilot before being interred.catching glimpses of her going to battle and coming back damaged.the marine in the dreadnought was the one of the few who knew or cared about a particularly capricious trait of the thunderhawk and unfortunately over the centuries the techpriests and techmarines are less and less forgiving of the machine spirit who they see as degrading when in truth it's just that trait not being addressed properly.the thunderhawk chugs along despite it all and the dreadnought wakes up on his own just to see her return from battles.until one day, she doesn't.
>>96522797>every single piece of feedback was met with handwaving it away or claiming the anons have no models
>paintfags
>>96522584These are great ideas thank you. This situation requires some finesse as I don't want to scare the newer players or accuse this piece of shit and be wrong or unable to prove anything 100%.A close friend and I in the group have been roughly counting his 6s without writing anything down for the last 2 games. My friend has been much more vocal about the sixes as well to the point where we as a group openly joke about how many 6s "That Guy" will roll now. That guy just makes jokes about microwaving his dice to deflect. I can't ignore all these patterns.I admit I'm biased because after really thinking about the situation I'm honestly just sick of playing with that guy at all but I KNOW he's fucking with us.If he rolls more than 1 die he WILL roll a 6
>>96522815I don't want to write about men having "feelings" I'm not gay. I want to write about an autistic, barely human, big titty computerwife heavily breathing while looking at a fuse panel and drooling
>a new sloppa appearsdidn't have this on my bingo card
>>96522860Desperate to find new targets aren't you?
>>96522870I don't have to do anything, your melty is entirely your doing and I just watch
>>96522876schizophrenic
>>96522853LameIf you cannot write feelings you cannot write smut
>>96522833
>>96522834>don't want to scare the newer players or accuse this piece of shit and be wrong or unable to prove anything 100%.If you are wrong this will btfo your playgroup or potentially the store entirely. You really need to handle this gently. But also you need to make sure it is not just you bringing this up. It needs to be multiple people or someone's gonna feel attacked and try and defend themselves, likely by cheating just like they do in warhams, and making up some sob story to get you banned for bullying or potentially worse if the person is psychotic and spiteful.>A close friend and I in the group have been roughly counting his 6sJust keep a tally, or see if you know someone who has one of those little counters they use at fairs to count the people going in and out. Don't do any of the math until the end. Just keep count. If he notices you counting he may change his behaviour and switch to this other cube( he feels safe which is why he hasn't don't this yet, but still shows up with both cubes)I think you need to be careful, talk to the other players in the group about this, but make sure the cheater can't find out you're onto him. It sounds like he's already deflecting the light hearted jabs you guys are making about his baked dice, which means he's likely prepared to deflect more serious accusations. Good luck at cutting the cancer from your playgroup. Alternative to all of the solutions provided, you can also steal his dice then cook them yourself on all 1s. Then bring them back to the lgs on another day and say you found them under a table and give them to the clerk and tell them who they belong to. Means the dice aren't coming from your hands and you'd probably get to watch him freak out as his cooked dice suddenly fail every single roll. We did that as a joke with our one friend, we bought 4 sets of the same chessex cube he had and cooked them to roll like ass and swapped them out mid game.
It's often a hot topic I guess, but how would a romance between a Human and an Aeldari be?
>>96522898I don't want it to be smut, I want it to be written like smut but comprised of completely unrelatable fujo freak behaviour directed towards circuit boards and machinery. I want the techpriest fanning herself and blushing because she found a hidden fuse diagram while she completely ignores the massive, sculpted naked Adonis in the sarcophagus
some real barn burner discussions going on here today
>>96522790Of course the fag defending sloppers is also defending brush on primer and can't function a spray can.
>>96523003you'd have to own models to be able to use spray cans
>>96522999at least it's not schizoposting or metathread autism
>decided to spruce up my Terminator Librarian cause they’re the shooting buff character for Terminators>realize they gave him “nipples” looking at the model closerHow do I incorporate this into his name?
>>96522977Probably fairly toxic. A lot of bullying and degradation coming from the elf. Elf would likely have to be tsundere for it to work.
>>96523013>>96522828
>>96522963>recook the diceHoly fuck this would be so funny to watch
>>96523031I feel like this graph should have more archetypes because right now modelposter is the only one that actually benefits the thread lmao
>>96523020Brother-Librarian Gueyn Ocomastya
>>96523050its a fairly exaggerated meme
>>96523027you could pretty easily prove us all wrong but you refuse tocurious!
>>96523020Kruo Thelium, also know as the man with the cold heart(s).
>>96522977If you mean genuine romance and not just fetish/smut, I think it would be a challenge to make it make sense without just making the Eldar a human with a longer lifespan. At best, Eldar see humans as barely evolved animals that can stand on two legs and talk in grunts that barely pass as a language. An Eldar's love for a human might have more in common with how we love our pets. I think a good place to start would be for the human character to be psy-sensitive, that way the Eldar can at least communicate in terms more appropriate for them.That's right baby, we're mind-bangin'.>>96523050> right now modelposter is the only one that actually benefits the thread lmaoMuch to consider. Looking into this.
>>96523050That's the truth of the thread>>96523059No, it's all 1:1 shit that happens here frequently
>>96522977Dysfunctional and loveless.Eldar consider humans to be vermin at best, and many normal bodily functions for humans are disgusting and vile to Eldar. Just being around humans is revolting to most Eldar as it offends their senses, especially smell.Under no normal circumstances would an Eldar ever agree to marry a Human, and if they were forced into it they would be cold, distant, and emotionally abusive. Physical contact would be forbidden, sleeping together would be completely off the table, and the very idea of having sex would be considered insulting.There would be no 'warming up' to each other. The Eldar would view the situation as temporary and would simply be waiting for the Human to die off so they can leave it all behind, as the Human's lifespan would be short and forgettable for the Eldar.
>>96523095>demanding models/accusing of being a nomodels without posting his ownshoo, shitposter
>>96523107the only shitposter is (you) trying to chase off and vilify one of our older modelposters thoughbeit
>>96523115trying too hard
>>96523031>>96523050>saved my shitty memeWell I made it during a 30 minute lunch break a few months back, not really high art I admit.
>>96522654it's the best brush on available, very good if you have a use for it
>>96523117Catchphrases are against the rules ;)
>>96523124so is trolling outside of /b/ ;)
Hot take but the Tau doing better than the Imperium has little to do with plot armor and much more to do with the fact that the Tau’s plan is way more reasonable than the Emperor’s ever was.Simply put, the Tau’s plans are simple:>Expand their territory>Develop their planets>Advance their technologies>Integrate aliens speciesSimple plan, easy to implement, the things that can go wrong are easy to expect and plan for.The Emperor’s plan on the other hand…>Wait until humanity had already collapsed (or possibly orchestrate their collapse)>Create an army of supersoldier gene-warriors, then kill them and create a new army>Ban religion to starve the chaos gods, then steal their power >Create a super powerful elite force of bodyguards to enforce your will, then create an even more powerful super-duper handful of Demi-gods>Treat these Demi-gods as tools but also as your sons depending on the situation, and rapidly expand to conquer as much territory as possible without regards for developing it>Wipe out all xenos regardless of their affiliation with humanity >Figure out how the webway works and then create your own webway portal to access it>Shove all of humanity into the webway and then wait however many decades, centuries, or millennia it takes for Chaos to die down, assuming it does and assuming xenos don’t take over the galaxy while you’re gone >have humanity develop into a super powerful race of psykers like the Eldar and make sure they maintain control of it and don't end up like the Eldar >Leave the webway and have humanity assume their rightful place in the galaxy in harmony and peace forever And if ANY of these steps fail the entire plan is screwed.The Imperium didn’t fail because failure is inevitable, it failed because the Emperor was addicted to complexity and couldn’t fathom the idea that he could make so much as a single mistake.
>>96523020>if UltrasPapillus Titius>if Blood AngelsNipiel>if Space WolfsWolfmother
>>96523129So you're breaking two rules!
>>96523130The Tau are doomed to be enslaved and destroyed by Chaos. Farsight has already seen that. The Emperor was doing what was required to stop Chaos.The Tau inability to understand or process the Warp is their lethal failing.
>>96523115>providing objectively correct criticism>trying to chase off and vilifyNTA but maybe you should check out some other websites if you're this thin-skinned.
>>96523152quiet down shitposter
>>96522620Surely it's all stuff that is already in the hands of production as 11th is only a year away.
>>96522977>how would a romance between a Human and an Aeldari be?Awful.
>>96523146>The Emperor was doing what was required to stop Chaos.Giving them 9 legions of space marines along with legions of Titans, Chaos Knights, and various infantry regiments plus spaceships? And then splitting the galaxy in half with a giant gaping warp rift?
>>96523130>another tau schizophreniaDidnt read
>>96523152>objectively correct criticismall of it was as inaccurate and nonsensical as the fag getting upset about O&Tfag's sternguard and making up criticisms that didn't reflect reality
>>96523124>Catchphrases are against the rules ;)Are they?
>>96523167As of Godblight it's been stated that the Emperor is able to redeem the Daemon Prinarchs. The plan goes on.
How would a romance between an Emperor’s Children Legionaire and an Eldar be like?
I have messed up the plasma effect on hellblasters 3 times now I regret thinking flourescent pink was a good idea. it's such fragile paint and hard to build up drybrush layers.
>>96523186>everything is Just As Planned no matter what happens So it’s basically just bad writing
>>96523199>it’s basically just bad writingWelcome to Warhammer lore
Playing needguard votann vs iron warriors tonight. How's this list looking? I don't really know much about playing the new codex since this is my first game with it.Arcanyst Evaluator (75pts): Close combat weapon, Transmatter inverterEinhyr Champion (70pts): Autoch-pattern combi-bolter, Weavefield crest, Mass hammerKâhl (70pts): Rampart crest, Mass gauntlet, Volkanite disintegratorMemnyr Strategist (55pts): Dead Reckoning, Autoch-pattern bolt pistol, Close combat weapon10x Hearthkyn Warriors (100pts)3x Brôkhyr Thunderkyn (80pts)3x Brôkhyr Thunderkyn (80pts)10x Einhyr Hearthguard (270pts)5x Einhyr Hearthguard (135pts)3x Ironkin Steeljacks with Heavy Volkanite Disintegrators (90pts)3x Hernkyn Pioneers (80pts)3x Hernkyn Pioneers (80pts)Hekaton Land Fortress (240pts): Armoured wheels, MATR autocannon, Cyclic ion cannon, 2x Twin bolt cannon, Pan spectral scannerKapricus Defenders (70pts)
>>96523196Drybrushing a finicky colour like that seems like a horrible idea.Most plasma effects are achieved using white and then thin paint to tint over it.
>>96523174Does this model >>96521896 qualify as battle ready according to picrel? yes or no
>>96523191Short. Painful. Bloody.
>>96523115Nobody cares about losing a poster who pretends to participate in the hobby and then meltdown when people call them on it. Them being here for 5 years and owning models doesn't make their points any less retarded or contradictory. We don't need people lashing out at others for unpainted armies when their army isn't finished and hadn't been finished for years.
>>96523174>>96522657Where's the part that was made up anon
>>96523221Seems like the usual nightmarish shooting Votann build, right? Iron Warriors aren't a very competitive Dex so you should be fine, though they are better suited than most to be shot at since their detachment rule is -1 to be wounded in shooting. But I think most Votann shooting cheats the wound roll with lethal hits, right?
>buy a Combat Patrol>build it>start painting it>browse the 40k range>buy another Combat Patrol for a different army>abandon the old Patrol>build the new one>buy paints to paint it>hmm If I buy a Combat Patrol I'll have free delivery>buy another Combat Patrol for yet another army>build it>start looking for other things to buyHow do I stop?
>>96523244Establish a rule that you can only buy another box if you finish a similarly priced box. If not you'll just fall for the consooming cycle.
>>96523225Expanding on your post by providing the mention of the "3 color rule" gw used to have for warhammer world before battle ready was a thing
>>96523221All I know is that recent tournament lists use 3 maxed out units of Berzerkers.
>>96523236Oh you're right, the -1 to wound will hurt me. Our lethal hits is pretty much just from the kahl unit (so one of my hearthguard units), though. Oh well, it's not like I'm gonna switch to more melee just to counter him.It'd be funny if I can get to FT really quick so we can both just sit there with -1 to wound buffs the whole time. We'd probably share a kek at our toughness wank
>>96523130I mean, it literally almost workedthe only mistake big E made was trusting a womanTau are ignored by the major threats in the galaxy because the Tau are a threat to no one, in the eventuality that one of the major factions met their "win" condition the Tau would be wiped out within short order
>>96523196Fluo colours are very very translucent and need to be built of thinly over white. You can't really use them for drybrushing unless you mix a white into them
>>96523262I refuse to run that. I own KO instead of fyreslayers for a reason, and that reason is hating naked axe dwarves. I like heavy armor dwarves, tyvm.
>>96523222Drybrushing in three stages over white and then dropping some white ink in the lower recesses gives the best results I've had. But I'd only done it in blue before now, the most forgiving paint colour.
>>96523191Sauce?
>>96523267This. Tau and Eldar both get ignored on the galactic scale because neither are strong enough to have an actual major threat condition. Any other faction couldnwipe them out just by exerting some effort, while neither of them could ever hope to destroy one of the other factions.
>>96523244>start painting itJust stop on step 3 until they're finished
>>96520939My kitbash for next collage is done.
>>96523174You know you can't memory hole something away that we can just scroll up and see the truth. Every critique made was reasonable and grounded in reality. Some were worded friendlier than others but they were all valid points.
>>96523107Yeah, you sure are obnoxious.
>>96523191Nobody would care, because nobody is interested in ec
>>96523313There are multiple anons itt who post their models. Even in this thread.
>>96523273Okay but what if they gave the naked axe dwarves big tits and fat asses
>>96523293Looks great anon
>>96523326I'm not typically a Dwarf kind of guyBut...
>>96523312That's not me, I'm up here>>96522657
>>96522678>>96523120Thanks guys!I'm getting it for a friend who is getting back into the hobby. His birthday is coming up.
>>96523345Now that is surprising I would've thought you'd be the one defending that anon
>>96523326AWOOGAErm... Gwbros.... Why isn't this a model yet!???
>>96523326this would be cool
>>96523345Yeah, you sure are obnoxious
legionary heads on death guard bodies for my chaos undivided army?
>>96523225yeseverything is painted>inb4 t-treadsjust because they're not a color you like doesn't mean they're not painted
>>96523391here I'll give you a tip what's missing
Why waste a power armor on Dialogus? At least Hospitaller have to lift heavy heavy objects (wounded sisters in armor)
I feel like an oddity being 100% committed to one army and never deviating from that ideal
>>96523267We have no reason to assume the plan was close to working, its quite likely that had the plan actually gone through the emperor would’ve awoke to find the entire galaxy filled with necrons, or consumed by Tyranids, or both.
>>96523430you're definitely a freakAnyone know the best place to buy used terrain pieces other than Ebay?
>>96523430you HAVE disciplineyou are above all of us
>>96523350I don't take well to people acting smug about painting "rules" when they can't back up their own claims. If they were to simply state, "this is the standard I like painting to" then it'd be cool and I'd think they were chill. But to be out here making posts like this>>96522096 when your models are just basecoated, is contradictory and gay. I don't care if he's been here for a while if he's going to act like a fag and not commit to the standards he sets out for others>>96523364I'm sorry but we have standards for what constitutes fully painted and battle ready. Supposedly the catslopper does as well, but the standards he states for others don't match the standards he sets for himself. Even in his first post, he's playing a game against an unbased angron >>96521896, so who do those standards apply to that he set out here>>96522096? Is that angron properly built? Is that rhino properly painted? No. So what is he talking about>>96523391If you don't shade anything then it's just basecoated and certainly isnt battle ready let alone fully painted.
Lost game one, starting a rematch!
>>96523430Same. Just don't ask about my aos, warcry, underworlds, path to glory, or aos skirmish forces
>>96523447Go gettem girl!
>>96523473post timestamp or fuck off forever
>>96522096>>96523453Why didn't you ensure your opponent showed up with a fully painted army
Why don't CSM & World Eaters worship Khorne under more different guises?
>>96523430We are very few, but not alone
>>96523477and why would I randomly give you a time stamp?
>>96523473Fuck off nomodels you're just as bad for asking for others to commit to standard that you won't commit to.
>>96523489To prove those are your models :)
>>96523480Because those 'other aspects' are incorrect.
>>96523480because the world eaters succumbed to his true aspect whereas these are instances of his chaotic duplicity to seduce mortals
>>96523493What the hell are you even talking about?>>96523496You have know that for over a year when did this nomodels accusation start up now?
>>96523405Because they're morale enhancers, and seeing your local preacher be unafraid of gunfire and get shot and continue to chant faithfully is good for morale.
>thread dramaits getting a little bit gay desu
>>96523520I'm glad people finally realized those aren't your models lmao
>>96523520quiet down nomodels
>>96523430>committed to one armyYou don't belong here. You're too disciplined and in control of yourself.
I think that one anon is right. We actually did bully decalfag off the board and someone just took up his persona to troll with.
>>96523535>>96523536This is a fascinating new troll attempt
>>96523551You never once proved these models are yours. You're just grabbing them off discord and posting them here to shitstir. Fuck off.
>>96523551It's not trolling, there's no reason for him to be this adamantly against posting a timestamp unless they're not actually his
>>96523479It's not my job to stop him coming with an unpainted army. He gets 10 less VP though. As per rules
>>96523550>all of those barrels, in a line, undrilled
>>96523489Because people did for you when you claimed everyone attacking you was the same person
>>96523520Fuck off shitstirring tourist, we've had enough of you
>>96523550But I never troll with my models so....?>>96523557>>96523554>>96523561I am not going to submit to your bullying attempt
>>96523558>He gets 10 less VP though. As per rulesThat's alright, so do you, so it's not like he's missing out on anything
>>96523572Quiet down nomodels
>>96523572Why is it bullying when others ask you to behave to the standards you set out for others. Why do you get a break but we dont
>>96523572Lmfao he actually has no models, no fucking way dude. I can't believe it took us this long for it to come up
Are the new terminator powerfists noticeably longer/bigger than chaos termi powerfists
>>96523610It was like 2 months of avatar fagging and we fell for it and gave the DM impersonator hundreds of (you)s omfg
>>96523610>>96523585>>96523590This is getting pathetic
>>96523632Just post the timestamp
>>96523631>avatar fagging
>>96523632It's not saturday so there is no reason to leave the house, its not like DM couldnt take a picture right now
>>96523620there's a slight difference in the size of old termi powerfists and the primaris ones, but it's so miniscule I've seen some fantastic conversions of assault termis using old hammers/shields/claws
>>96523520>What the hell are you even talking about?Someone have the screenshot of decalfag lashing out at o&tanon, lamentits, and that dangelsposter and demanding they post timestamps
>>96523632Answer my question>>96523590
We're better than /v/ right?
technically... the new darkies battleforce is pretty much all you'd want (bar missing raider) if you wanted to expand eldar into ynnari right
>>96523632So why are you allowed to ask for timestamps but others can't do the same for you, you didn't answer that anon
>>96523655Cool
>>96523656No one in this thread is pretending to be me, I have only posted one of my pictures so you're wrong. >>96523590When did I ask for a timestamp???
>>96523670Some of us have models so at least some of us could say yes
In canon, is there variation among different Astartes' height? The normal space marine height of 8ft really isnt that impressive. Are they genetically locked into that height? In other words do ass-turdies actually get height-mogged by 1920s human circus freaks?
>>96523676>When did I ask for a timestampDuring several of your tantrumsYour next line will be "that wasn't me also it was months ago and I apologized just shut up"
>>96523681Primaris are taller but the unqique trait for AL is they are taller, and there are a few marines who are naturally just 2x the size of another marine like the CM of the Carcharadons.
>>96523681>is there variation among different Astartes' height?Yes. Some marines are shorter, some are taller. It's a thing that happens.
>>96523688I have never asked for a timestamp once you lying pig
>>96523681there are marines that are taller after ascending, literally one of the most common tropes for writing a marine character is "he was big, even for a space marine"
>>96523681In canon, there is variation among different astartes' height. This is confirmed in Horus Heresy book 1 and 7
>>96523689Other way around, AL are smaller.
>>96523701nope, AL are taller than the rest of the legions, but their primarchs are the shortest, it helped even out their heights to make the primarchs near indistinguishable
>>96523688He's baiting you so you post the timestamps and then he'll report you. He does it from time to time, and occasionally to the memes that get made about him
>>96523689Tyberos is only 10ft tallhe's big, but not primarch big
>>96523693It's more notable and cool if an already big group of people has a giant amonst even them.Though making an actual manlet marine who dwarfmaxxes is funny.That did happen with one Imperial Fists marine who was part of the deathwatch, he was short, but he then just started pumping iron and got super muscular because of it.His commander told him to stop working out so much because the techmarines were tired of needing to re-fit his armor because he'd become too big to wear it.
>>96523718Seems you have conceded that no such request has ever taken place. Now screw off!
>>96523670I don't see a 40k thread over there so I guess that's a win by default.
I keep hearing this AL were taller stuff but I've never seen a sourceAll I remember from the Legion book about it was at the start where a human walks up to the tallest dude in power armor because he assumes he'd be in charge but it's just some schlub Not shit talking but this bit of lore seems like the Manson removed a rib to suck his own dick thing. A rumor that just perpetuates itself
>>96523719Primarchs are 10ft tall.
>>96523718I'm not afraid
>>96523719Yea but thats still 2 feet on a primaris marine. Imagine you are like 5'10" to 6' (to use amerilard measurements) The difference between Tyberos and Titus is the same difference between you and a teenager who is 4 feet tall.
>>96523734nope, outside of shorty outliers like angron and alpharius they're all around 12-14 feet, with vulkan and magnus standing at 16 feet when projecting
>>96523734Primarchs don't wear terminator armorthey are just that tall
>>96523739Wait so a random post models is proof that I asked for a timestamp? Yea that makes sense anon...sure..
>>96523739careful, jannies hate you BTFOing the engagement bots with the archive
>>96523747trying too hard
>>96523739>archivefaggot
>>96523739There it is
>>96523755The green eyes on the chest face and on the helmet make the face look like he's an actual dude too
>>96523788>When a Marine gets hit by a Krak missile
>>96523739Lol you were right>>96523747>>96523688
>>96521591Using 30k marines as 40k chaos space marines is the default state. Unfortunately loyalists of pr*marised so you can't use them for loyalists.
>>96523788>40k game as made by valve
>>96523739Wild that's its taken us this long to realize he's a fucking tourist
>>96523822That’s not entirely true. I’m currently painting some infernus marine proxies made using Hh heavy flamers and Mk2 armour, and I have plans to make some bladeguard in a similar manner.
>>96523834I wouldn't be surprised if this was a bot, too
Schizophrenia is far more rampant here than I originally assumed.
>>96523681>Are they genetically locked into that height?no, many are shorter
>>96523822>Using 30k marines as 40k chaos space marines is the default state.Okay well that's just not true.>loyalists of pr*marised so you can't use them for loyalists.That sounds like an autism issue because you can easily run them as firstborn and pretend they aren't 30k marines the same way you run them as legionaires and pretend they aren't 30k
>>96523822abysmally dogshit tastes you basic bitch
>>96521591You run them as CSM, that's what you do.
>>96523822As long as you aren't playing against WAACfags with terminal rules-as-written syndrome they won't care as long as the bases are the same size and the miniatures are roughly similar.
>>96523842Could be. Would explain the strange language, the inability to react to criticism and suggestion, the constant deflection and living for no reason, the "forgetting" of things that happened as soon as a thread ago, the inability to use 4chan slang/buzzwords properly etc.
>>96523788Neat idea for a diorama, kinda the inverse of picrel
>>96523867Of course you're completely wrong and none of what you said is accurate or true but yea lets just live in pretend land.
>>96523867Wouldn't explain the models though.Unless someone really goes so far to paint models, just to sell an illusion that the mutant is a real person.
>>96523883they're stolen off the original retard's 8 reddit accounts
>>96523875
>>96523883You have basically come full circle that it is just me painting the models and that I am creating a fake persona/bot. You're a retard anon.
>>96523883Someone could easily just lurk in a discord and download every photo they post, it's not hard
>>96523889But the eldar were in a dominant position and mankind was left to have his golden age in peace.
>>96523867Oh wow yeah that is what's going on isn't it
>>96523899No they weren't
>>96523889>we started hostilities in the age of strife with humanityThere's no actual evidence of that though?
>>96523889Is it fanfic hour again?
>>96523907Yes there is, eldar and then later dark eldar were raiding human systems and even sol, it's what caused the emperor to have such an anti-xenos position
>>96523894>You have basically come full circle that it is just me painting the models and that I am creating a fake persona/bot.So you admit that you're an intentionally annoying faggot that spams his models and then attacks other model posters for no reason?
>>96523919I do none of that you annoying shill now fuck off.
>>96523906Yes, they were.The eldar lived in peace on their ivory towers ruling the galaxy for 60 millions years, they had a webway on terra's footsteps and could have destroyed mankind at any moment, they didn't because they didn't want to.
>>96523928they didn't because even the nascent emperor would've wiped them out
>>96523927What makes him a shill anon. This is looking a lot like what this anon said>>96523867
>>96523914>Yes there isNo, there isn't.Eldar didn't give a shit about humanity and left them alone. If they wanted the eldar empire could've easily blasted humanity out of existance before we even managed to land on the moon.Eldar's view point of the galaxy back then was the same as modern Imperium's too, ie. "All of the galaxy is ours and we will exterminate anything that stands in our way if want to."
>>96523935Deported for off topic discussion now go away.
>>96523921In America its ok to celebrate the deaths of others because we are a heterogenous culture guilt culture that does not practice forgiveness or attempt genuine understanding of each other.
>>96523927Why don't you know what a shill is you clanker bitch
>>96523914No, they weren't, the eldar empire had no reason to meddle with humanity.
>>96523933I'm pretty sure Asuryan would have given Big E a stern talking to before kicking him out of the galaxy.
>>96523948LOL
>>96523945Do you normally spend your day talking to supposed bots anon?
>>96523944Grim.
>>96523933Dude, the Emperor was nearly choked out by an Ork.The Pre-Fall Aeldari would oblitrate him with a thought.
>>96523933The emperor would wipe anyone who doesn't bend the knee to mankind, it has nothing to do with having been mean in the past.
>>96523943Calm down little nomodels
>>96523950Asuryan is the one who split Realspace from the Warp, my man.Big E couldn't even make a proper Webway Gate
>>96522716> but learnt a lot painting whitesAny tips? When I get around to painting my Tau, white is going to be the secondary color for trim and contrasting armor plates.
>>96523957I have over 15k pts in models you hopeless modeless nerd.
>>96523959the emperor is the strongest psyker the galaxy's ever seencopenseethen all you wanten
>>96523963No you don't, you can't even post a single timestamp
Dan Abnett confirmed that the xenophobia in the Imperium was conditioned into humanity by the Emperor because the Emperor saw Xenos as a source of outside knowledge that could disrupt his new order for mankind.It was all built on a lie.
>>96523968I'm not here to serve another anons requests on a whim.
>started painting original color tau (pic not mine)Ah...so this is it....kino sovl...
>>96523966Was nearly choked outby an OrkAlso got his ass kicked by Drach'nyen, whom he was unable to harm.
>>96523930the eldar didn't affect the warp in any meaningful way through those millions of years, they did so only at the end with slaanesh which is why it's got such an exclusive hold on them.the men of iron didn't rise up due to the eldar or the warp corrupting them.
>>96523973because you're incapable of doing so
>>96523979Or I am not falling for your bait
>>96523966>the strongest psyker the galaxy's ever seenAnd Asuryan's a fucking God, anon.
>>96523986it's not baitwhat do you think will happen when you post a timestamp proving you actually own those models?
>>96523963No you dont, you got those off Facebook groups and can't prove otherwise and are absolutely desperate for us to believe you despite being unable to post that proof
Why is nobody talking about the lore dropping hints that Vashtorr is behind the Iron Men Rebellion and the Age of Strife?
>>96523992some stupid comment like "Good bitch""So you are responsible for those trash models""Ty, now go kys immediately"Why would I go through any effort to help these nutty anons with a timestamp?
>>96523845>>96523944the lads are not alright>>96523896this is an incredible amount of effort
>>96524002Because Vashtorr's lore is retarded and better off ignored entirely.
>>96523974I don't want to see someone else's I want to see yours.
It is kinda funny that in terms of Gods, the Emperor is actually a really fucking shitty one.Maybe he didn't want to be one since he knew he'd be bad at it.
>>96523969>BL and Dan came up with some retarded gay shitWow. You're telling me this for the first time. Was this because David Xenos betrayed him at one point or is this related to the cabal and old Johnny G?
>>96523992Nta, but I've seen enough schizophrenia running in this thread to know the resident schizo would spend hours trying to match handwritings and editing the timestamp so he could larp as the other anon for shitposting purposes.Even in this thread the schizo posted lamentersanon models trying to frame him for something.
>>96524023Anon...the decalmutant IS the thread schizo
>>96524002because it's a shitty nothinburger that taken to its conclusion would diminish the setting significantly by making it smaller than what it has to be.
>>96524023>Even in this thread the schizo posted lamentersanon models trying to frame him for something.No he didn't that was me, do you need a timestamp right now to prove it, because I'll give you one right now if you can give me one of yours
>>96524032>Schizo shit
>>96524032No, the resident schizo is the one seething for hours every time the decalfag posts.
>>96524038he's the one lashing out at modelposters, insisting they're all the same person and that it's all falseflagging and lies to smear him
>>96524002Because nobody here other than me and maybe two other anons cares about vashtorr
>>96524006Vashtorr is a cool idea lore wise and what he does is an interesting spin for recent chaos incrusions. Anything dark mechanicus is a good addition. The model looks like a Cryx from Warmachine model and I don't like it.
>>96524044You've had so many modelposters post timestamped models telling you they hate you and yet you're still trying to claim it's a single person hating on youPathetic, genuinely pitiful
>>96524044Don't make me bring out the ol' Doakes.jpg
>>96524038The irony of posting this while claiming that there is an organized psyop being performed against you by one person
>>96524002Nobody cares.
>>96524056Its obviously more than one person anon.
>>96524033How would it do that? It's awesome to finally get answers.
>>96524002No one likes Vashtorr sadly
>>96524023Redditor detected
>>96524045I never lash out at any model posters because I get lashed out against myself and don’t want to perpetuate that kind of behavior here you loser.
Nids? More like Mids.
>>96524071You pick on spiderchad almost every time he posts and complain he's not hobbying fast enough for you
>>96524067I do...
>>96524071All right faggot, you've had your fun. Either you post a timestamp with those models or you concede they aren't yours and you were shitposting all along. Your call.
>>96524071lying yet again
>>96524078I make a small joking comment about finishing it already because I do want to see the product and I am letting him know how interested I am in it. There is nothing malicious behind it.
>>96524079I would say you have shit taste but I'm not one to talk
>>96524086Post a timestamp or kill yourself
>>96524081the gauntlet is throw. Please provide a timestamp tonight
Call it here lads. No more replies for decalfag aside from "post timestamps" or a paraphrasing of that from here on out. Booba for visibility
Cadians? More like Midians
>>96524002Was Vashtor setup at all? I kind of feel like he was just plopped into CSM
>>96524099Shut the fuck up and post more Lelith.Malys having shoes was a massive disappointment.
>>96524100>>96524072>>96524096Begone Frog
>>96524099>dubsWell, can't argue with that.
>>96524105Ma'am this is the /40kg/ thread. You want /hhg/.
>>96524002Because it is boring shitty lore which GW wrote so try give Vashtorr "legitemacy", but instead it only serves to make the mystery and myth of the DAoT lamer.
>>96524104The Forge of Souls has been in the lore for a while. Its masters were said to be independent of the Chaos Gods. So...yes, basically.
>>96524115Shit wrong image
>>96524113Don't drag that into this. Stop acting like a child.
>>96524108I want to see Lelith's cute bum in pampers!
>>96524128Stop trying to bully me like we’re in grade school you psycho
>>96524066>How would it do that?by giving everything an underwhelming answer there's an interesting story to be told about machines and their creators, but instead we wouldn't get that, we would get the same chaos shit we got a dozen timethere are interesting questions to answer about the existence of artificial intelligences in the galaxy, but instead we get *chaos wipes them, there's nothing in the galaxy but the models we're selling"it's not good worldbuilding at all
>>96524129WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
>>96524108I'll trade you one pic of Lilith for one pic of a tau girl with a huge ass and big hips
>>96524135Post timestamps you fag stop deflecting
>>96524136I guess you haven't heard that Chaos is the spice that makes Warhams great....
>>96524113Post timestamped models
>>96524072>>96524100fr fr on God no cap
>>96524141yeah well how about thishttps://mega.nz/folder/9dRjHIjK#s0nwLk6kBjIgM9iJgVl-6Q
>>96524140The kink never dies....
>>96524158I have, but I'm not Indian, I know how to use restraint when it comes to spices because I don't eat rotten meat that has to be drowned in spices to be edible.
>>96524135You write like a gradeschooler you fucktard
>>96524141Only Tau pic I have in hand, but she does have a thick rear.
>>96523889It's funny because we know the Eldar actually liked humanity in our times, because they preserved Bach's music. The pre-degenerate Eldar Empire was entirely chill with other civs existing
>>96524176The story about men and machines has been told a thousand times in other parts of the media.Adding Chaos to the mix makes it fresher and innovative.
>>96524185I hope the next spoiler pic you open on 4chan is tubgirl, how dare you get me excited for blue cow bunda just to show me an admittedly cool tank
>>96524197No it doesn't, not even close, retard.
>Eldar
>>96524185The Tau have always reminded me of the aliens from that one movie "Battle Los Angeles"
>>96524205It does. It totally does.Like machines, daemons are humanity's creation. There is common ground between daemon and machine. Both follow their programming but crave something more. By uniting, they can achieve what humanity denied them!It fucking writes itself
>>96524212necrons are just as doomed as the eldar anyway
>>96524136It's been lore for many years that the men of iron were chaos corrupted though.This isnt new, this is just saying it was vashtorr that was the chaos influence
>>96524212I still think necrons and eldar work better as ancient enemies that now would work together because they're both in deep shit against common threats.The necrons thought they would awaken without issues and without enemies, instead they're rife with madness, politically divided by ideological, with time having taken a much heavier toll on them than they would have expected, and with a lot of shitters threatening their rise.
>>96524215Always thought that movie was fun alongside the battleship movie. Scifi slop scripts with a decent budget is one of my fave genres
>went on 4 month hiatus from 40k because votann index was boring and I'd played every flavor of Orks 40 times>No longer recognize anybody at the LGS>Newbies are all high school graduates with brand new armies>Only one in the store with a fully painted armyFor the first time in my life I feel old.
>>96523966>the emperor is the strongest psyker the galaxy's ever seenSource?
>>96524237Oh hell yea and with a large pizza hut pie too.
New thread? I’m too lazy to bake on a phone.
>>96523966>a "thuggish mystic", in the words of the necron who have seen the eldar at their peak
>>96524212>starts a civil war beween their two strongest leaders
You know I still really love DG but coming back after a break makes you realize how overly much detail they put on those fucking plague marines man
>>96524254Oof, brutal words from the Crons
>>96524264Post timestamped models mutant
>>96524270stop harassing me you retarded wacko
>>96524271>>96524271>>96524271
>>96524235Eldar are incapable of actually allying witj other factions. Their 'diplomat' to Guilliman wants to kill himself rather than remain in his position.
>>96524270What the fuck do models have to do with a discussion you started without models?
>>96524275So you concede. >>96524081 Very well, at least now we know for sure you're a shitposter with stolen model images I guess
>>96523921Are we really complaint about a lack of empathy and understanding on /tg/ of all places? I mean, ignoring the context of this conversation.
>>96524280The mutant is too easily identifiableAnd the only responses he deserves is demands for timestamps until he can produce them
>>96524279that's because humans are smelly, he still saved guilliman in the end
>>96523405she's.... CUTE!!
>>96524285you're a piece of shit
>>96524297and you own no models, we'll just have to live with that
>>96523405Because all SoB are trained for battle and if they are attached to a combat unit they will wear power armor. Hospitallars dont need to wear armor when they are just running a hospital on a cathedral world, but they will don it when attached to a combat unit.
>>96524228No, it wasn't, it was only speculation by fans, the only pieces of fluff that came close to explaining the revolt went with the idea that the machines grew past their creators and decided they shouldn't be servants of inferior beings.With one novel in particular suggesting the exact opposite of what you're saying: that the machines somehow understood that the living would spell the doom of reality (implicitly due to chaos, since they would foster it) and decided humans had to go.>>96524224No, it doesn't, demons are innately inimical entities, any narrative between humans and demons are about external challenges, temptations, Faustian gambits and the karmic price of sins, or the eternal struggle of mankind trying to impose order, while entropy proves that futile.Machines don't have these dynamics unless you force them to fit those moulds, machines do start as genuinely helpful and friendly beings, when hostilities start it's not presented as an inevitability because it's in their innate nature to do so, machines don't have nature, they're logic the point of those narratives is that anyone and anything would eventually have that conflict, if they reasoned logically, the stories don't revolve around sins, when they try to insert that it's as set dressing, poetic condiment, the core of the stories is "game theory", losing the fight with a new form of evolving beings, it's not the problem of entropy ruining order, but of order doing exactly what's meant to do to its most grim extreme.machines aren't remotely the same as the demons of old, they're the new demons, of a new age with new questions, they're for different stories.
>>96524212Meanwhile (((Alaitoc))) forsed Imotekh and Szarekh into civil war
>>96524297Cool it with the off topic posts, buddy
>>96523186>The Daemon Primarchs come back to him but with power stolen from Chaos>stealing even more from Chaos than ever
