Lorehold supremacy edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-june-30-2025>NewsThe 2025 MagicCon and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>96646460>TQWhat Strixhaven college would you belong to?
Whiterbloom had the hottest chicks
>>96652530>tqQuandrix
>>96652530Prismari because I'm gay
I think this whole "what faction do you identity with based on your personality" schtick sucks.It is inevitable considering how the color pie works, but it bothers me. I didn't like Ravnica because of it. I think it is much more interesting when color combinations are tied to creature types, kingdoms and such, so they provide a color-coded baseline but you can have lots of variation within it (like a merfolk who is really into collecting artifacts and another one which doesn't give a shit about shiny things but likes swimming down river currents really fast or something), than this approach where you have a dozen of creature types within a group, but they are all math nerds and switching around which character belongs to which race wouldn't really make a differenceIn three color faction-based planes, like Tarkir, this isn't much of a problem because the individuals within a group can focus on one or other aspects of the color combinations
>>96652530I never went to college
>>96652624>so they provide a color-coded baseline but you can have lots of variation within it (like a merfolk who is really into collecting artifacts and another one which doesn't give a shit about shiny things but likes swimming down river currents really fast or something)That's literally Ravnica though? Like goblins can be mad scientists or soldiers or berserkers, it'd make sense for them to gravitate towards the guilds that allow them to pursue those interests.
>>96652642I think Ixalan might have the most now after the absurdly long Planeswalker's Guide made for LCI.
>>96652578Wrong.
>>96652760>no blowjob>no tits>no handjob>no foot job
>>96652530
>>96652760Imagine being into bestialism
>>96652624I think it's fun, but it may be because my Venus is in Rakdos.
>TQLorehold. The idea of being able to simply ask ancient spirits what the past was like is deeply appealing to me.Also, they low-key offer immortality as a benefit, and my wife goes there.
Spider-man is not a spider
>>96653162But he is a man.
>>96652897WEW Iโm a lorehold loyal student now with girls like her!
>>96652897That's not /ourgirl/ !!MTG players only want footsies with Sophia!
>>96653162EHRM AKCHTUALLYYY..He is a SPIDER HUMAN HERO. all of my spidey cards say so.
Any new Lorwyn art
>>96653383No, but this is the lorwyn block card of the day. Hope you enjoy the art.
My beloved wife
>>96653492My wife kills your wife
>>96652580Quandrix sounds like a slur.
>>96653383No, we probably won't see anything else 'til previews. We still have a whole set to go before that.
>>96653492>>96653520I eat your wifes from the graveyard and fly over to do 20 damage.
>spiderman is flopping can we hope the Heroes set will flop too?
>>96653853inshallah
>>96653853we can hope but it's important to remember: spiderman was originally gonna follow the same structure as assassin's creed, they saw how that bombed and did everything they could to salvage it (which obviously wasn't good enough) with the little time they still hadthe marvel set was planned in advance, much like final fantasy, if it does poorly, it won't be for the same reasons spiderman did
Spiderman is pretty much confirmed for the second worst set of all time at this point, right?
>>96653987Super Heroes will probably do 'good'. It'll probably be the worst-selling full UB set (which isn't saying much because there'll only have been... 4 others prior) but it'll still do good enough.
>>96653853the issue with the spiderman set is if you don't like spiderman, you have no reason to buy iteven if you like spiderman, the sheer saturation of variations of spiderman is a massive turnoff, the set has 113 creatures and roughly 1/3rd of all of them are variations of spiderman, i don't know anyone who likes spiderman enough to want dozens of spiderman cardsthe marvel set won't have the same problem because it'll have an actual variety of characters
>>96653853>>96653987also I think they have a lot more chances to hit their public (superhero fans) if they have lots of heroes instead of spider-variant number #891
>>96654060We'll still probably see some repeats, but more likely for legacy characters (50/50 if they have Sam as the Falcon or as Captain America though). Not many legacies co-exist with their predecessor with the same name anyway (off the top of my head it's Hawkeye, Captain America and Spider-Man but there's probably another shared name going around).
>>96654070Also just a side-thing, what is up with Clint and Kate's faces in that art. Everybody else looks fine but their faces are WAY off.
bros, it's over for arena sisters..
>>96654099why would you want to play the ai art rushed version of spiderman
>>96654099good, standard being shitty should have consequences
>entire cycle of creatures that become black and gain the ability to commit murderwhat did Wizards of the Coast mean by this?>>96653853marvel is going to better, spider-man set an extremely low barspider-man is my favorite of the marvel super heroes (I'm not really fond of any of them, but I like him the best) but the set is completely barren>>96653432lorwyn/shadowmoor block is where mtg aesthetics peaked
>>96653853Spiderman flopping will make 'investors' cautious about other UB sets which will set them up to fail as well if they suck like spiderman
>>96654113>vivi cauldron winter until next november 10>presuming they bother to ban it at all
LIST OF BANS TO SAVE STANDARD:MountainForestIsland
>>96653853They just need to print the rest of the soul stones and push them to the same level and it will sale like hot cake.
>>96654099most people don't play it through steam
>>96653301That's Margaret.
>>96654076Carol and Wanda faces are not fine.Wolverine (Logan and Laura) and the time-displaced versions of some x-men (Angel, Iceman, Jean, Beast, Cyclops) all existed alongside each other, if that counts.
I am attacking with a 6/6, no trample. My opponent has three 0/1 egg tokens with death triggers. I want to assign the 6/6 lethal damage to one blocker, and because I have no trample I believe the damage would not roll through and let his other two creatures die. My opponent believes all three of his would die.Who is correct, and also how does this change if my attacking creature has deathtouch?
>>96654134It's probably not going to be banned in any format at this point. It's best to just avoid anything that's not Pauper or Premodern at this point. >>96654231Have you considered looking at the rules?https://magic.wizards.com/en/rules
>>96654144I refuse to play in a game against sw*mps
I tried to choke down as much recent MTG lore as I could stomach and quit around the point where Sarkhan became a villain for no particular reason
>>96654231you don't assign damage anymore. you just order blockers
>>96654231you are correct.nothing changes if you have death touch since you can still just assign all 6 damage to one creature, it just means that any amount of damage will kill the creature but since its a 0/1 any amount of damage already kills it
>>96654231See pic related>>96654254Wrong.
>>96654132You just need a few blatant chase mythics to draw the investors back in. WotC will just "forget to test" the final version of Ultron or whatever and it'll end up $150 per copy.
But I believe Aang can save standard
>>96654340perhaps the real avatar is the cabbage we sold along the way
>>96654340Slop equals flopAvatar is DOA
>>96654340which one?
>>96654153so the percentage of players quitting is even greater, go it
>>96654358Excellent. Lets hope Avatar actually flops and this isn't another cutter prediction.
>>96654245>>96654254>>96654258>>96654261He insisted on not waiting and did two unwarranted Atla Palani triggers. I pulled up the rules for him, he got mad and scooped, though insisted he would have won anyways. Pulled out old reliable (Narset, Enlightened Tutor), and whipped him three ways to Sunday. Many such cases!
>>96654340Book 1: NosewaterChapter 1: The Goy in the Iceberg
>>96654195Oh yeah Laura goes by Wolverine now too.
Should I do it chat?$200
>>96654614Are those the square cards?
did spiderman impact standard at all?
>>96654795Nobody knows since nobody plays Vividard anymore
>>96654808>we want to revive standard>lets kill pioneer>lets make every set standard legal>lets make 7 sets per year>lets put commander cards into our standard products>why does nobody like the changes we made?What did WotC mean by this?
>>96654836you forgot>let's not ban cards except at 4 arbitrary points each year so broken shit can rule standard for months uncontested
>>96652530>Silverquill Majors>MarketingEvery time I listen to some AI slop "reddit" story about some bitchy cheating spouse who also happens to be someone who does marketing. I'm going to imagine them being a silverquil
>>96652530>TQSilverquill
>>96654261oh i got it backwards my bad. you used to order blockers and now you assign damage
>>96654795Most decks now include this card.
>>96652897this is not mtg.........that is a griffinwhore from Harry Potter
>>96654129>shit post by lorwyn cuckBig surprise
>>96654614are you sure this is not another ebay scam where you buy the empty box for 200 bucks because you are too retarded to read the fine print ?
>>96654614They're only good for kitchen table style play. If that's what you're after, go ahead, but you'd save more money going off MPC. I'm a bit disappointed he didn't make boosters like he did for Pokemon 1st ed so you could at least draft them.>>96655098They're BL's newest release. In the video his employee showcases the cards; 6 decks in total for each colour plus artifacts.https://youtu.be/ZxEbCZtMNqc
When's the new vintage cube update?
>>96655086Sooner or later Harry Potter will just be another UB for MTG.
>>96655123Not with that many bluehairs at Wizards.
>>96655105dude for 200 bucks you can get yourself a new printer and some holographic sticker foil and print all the proxies you want ..... here check out my foil black lotus (โแขโ)
Hey chuds it's your favorite scientist Mark Rosewater here coming here to own you with facts and logichttps://markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/796144646640320512/hi-mark-really-appreciate-the-blog-wanted-to#notesOnly 9% of the audience disliked UBs did you know? They are bangers and overall happiness has never been higher.
>>96655202Yes we know. Only a few people actually abstain from universe beyond.
>>96655202and 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape, does not mean its good.
>>96655202mark's entire job is to convince you that everything his fine while he slowly sells the soul of the game out from under you to line the pockets of shareholders.his opinion changes constantly depending on what his bosses want so nothing he says has any meaning
>>96655246Fortunately we illegalized it.
>>96652897
>>96655202This guy has been ballwashing WOTC and doing revisionist history under every single post by mark for over a decade at this point. Not joking. Check.
>>96655355What are you talking about? He's telling the truth DFC are horrible to play with in paper.
Damn, youtube does give lots of moneyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcf75laJIV4Who was more retarded? Meat Canyon or Seth better known as Saffron Oliver?(quiz time: name the card from pic without looking)
>>96655202you should go to reddit and see how much they deepthroat UB. they literally call you a gatekeeping christian extremist if you don't buy the latest slop like a good little whale
>>96655401Sth just gets the money from Richard who writes it off as company expenses. He's playing with house money.
>We're just meeting the needs of the players. If the players weren't excited, if they weren't happy, if they weren't buying lots of it, we wouldn't make lots of it. But that's not happening, so that is why we are doing more
>>96655521I would slap this kike in the face so fucking hardโฆ They believe FF was the rule and not the exception letโs see how fucking 2026 with Donatello, Thorin, Kirk and Iron Man goes.I hope this stupid retards choke on their ambition.
>>96655521He is right though, if people keep buying then they'll keep making it.
>>96654836FLOURISHINGLOURISHING
>>96655202wow if people do not outright say they hate it, this means the product is good...... this is the hard hitting market evaluation that brought os bagle ans schmear ladies and gentelman
>>96655521They learned all the wrong lessons from LTR getting boosted by the 001/001 Ring lottery and the consequences have been disastrous.
>>96655521Soโฆ until this fucking game only have as customers scalpers and idiotic Cummander enjoyers they will keep shitting on the rest of their base? Good to know. Never has been a better time to leave Magic.
>>96655568I mean if we're going to be blunt about it, do you have any hard evidence that dumping the old guard in favor of casuals was a bad move?
>>96655582>is there any hard evidence that alienating your core audience to chase the fickle attentions of a casual audience is a bad move?Well, everything ever?
>>96655394Use your head for a second and go beyond the surface text to comprehend the intent of bringing this up in the first place when UB critique is levied. The idea that the popularity of a random mechanic has any bearing on a design and release philosophy is lunacy. Itโs the kind of incomprehensible non-sequitur youโd expect from a common charlatan.
>>96655586>It's supposed to be a bad ideaNot what I asked for. Is there any hard evidence that this has been a bad move? Any hard evidence that the old guard complaining about everything is still relevant?
>>96655608It's exactly what you asked for; historical evidence is hard evidence.Chasing hype and trends while alienating one's core audience may yield dividends in the short term but you're left with nothing and begging your core audience to come back. This same dynamic has played out time and time again with various properties across the various entertainment industries. You think this will be any different? It will not.
>>96655623Name 5 cases from the last 15 years
>>96655608>>96655623There seems to be a willing denial from wizards that their growth trends are reflections of general growth in the economy in tandem with licensing extremely popular though not mutually transferable IPs, and that the incoming recession is gonna fuck them very hard. Either that or theyโre well aware that even a dedicated old guard wouldnโt be enough to keep the company afloat, and thus itโs better to strip copper pipes and condemn it than try to refurbish it.
>>96655623So no evidence that it has been bad for wotc, just cope that it might be bad for them at some undefined point in the future.And what if, say, the new audience who like the casual slop became their new core audience?
>>96655521i canโt wait for the moment this retard and his hasbro overlords come searching for their main audience just to find no one is left after three years of slop and overproduction of sets, will be like that โsave usโ โnoโ moment. chasing the next boom will generate a bubble this game will never recover after the inevitable pop.
>>96655637NTA but the issue of people willing to jump in for a specific IP but not being nearly as eager for the long haul is definitely apparent. If wizards bothered to ever actually share their market data in any meaningful way, we could actually make solid conclusions about the difficulty of convincing people jumping in for final fantasy to become captive and continual players. The issue is that for many people commander is basically a board game and thereโs no good reason to buy anything beyond a precon, and you canโt really expect someone who wants to knock up Lightning and give her 1000 babies to necessarily care about spiderman, the hobbit, or even magic in general.Itโs clear that theyโre starting to repeat already used third parties because theyโre aware to some degree of this problem.
I wanna go touch grass>>96652530College? I prefer the term UNIVERSITY
>>96655631It's not even limited to entertainment, reallyThis kind of thing happens all the timeJaguar's semi-recent rebranding flop, tropicana in the 2000s losing like a fifth of their sales by redoing their packaging, that whole stupid bud light affair, etc.And specifically in the entertainment space, just think of all the vidya franchises that tried to broaden their audience by casualifying, like that Thief remake or simcity, which ended with cities skylines eating their lunch by just being what that core audience wanted.Of course, none of this is 1-to-1 with magic- these are different industries and the specific nature of their individual attempted shifts in business are differentBut it makes the point that alienating the core audience is a serious threat to your business, which is why brand management types spend so much time talking about it.>>96655637>No, history does not exist and cannot be used to predict the future, only present profits exist!555-COME-ON-NOWBut that aside, people who are attracted by crossovers ultimately come because they like the thing that's being crossed over with. When that's done, they generally don't stay. Not that successful rebrandings don't exist, but I don't see the long-term viability here. What does some guy who just wants to play a card game with final fantasy characters in it care about peter parker? The only way that person becomes part of a new core audience is if he falls in love with the game for the game itself. And why would he, when that's not the reason he started playing it?
>>96655631Halo 4,5, InfiniteCall of DutyStar wars sequel trilogyIm sure theres more but thats all I can think of for massive franchises that sell out and chase current trends and end up turning into shit
>>96655754I'm sorry to inform you that cod is still a major money machine
>>96655582The evidence is called "Star Wars after Disney bought the license". Alienated the core audience with shitty movie trilogy and even shittier serialized works (except like two, Andor and the one where they let anyone do a star war story), which led to a decline in sales and subscriptions and the Acolyte flopped harder than a fish on land, and i bet you didn't even know there's a new feature length movie being teasered with now. Not the worst move they could've made, but still a rather bad one.Another piece of evidence is "the entirety of japanese and chinese mobile games in the gachapon genre", who use the core audience members (whales that spend big on jpgs) to fund server upkeep and development costs (more jpgs). If they don't keep the whales happy then they lose a chunk of income, meaning there's less funds for development, meaning its harder to keep the other whales happy, which all spirals down into End of Service. The ones that understand this have longevity, the ones that dont understand it die within months. Finding examples of both categories, as well as how it's different from western style lootbox games (or is it even different in the first place), is left as an exercise to the reader.People that like Final Fantasy and buy the Cloud Strife Funko Pop toy will not buy more Funko Pop toys because they already have the one they wanted, the FF one. Now replace "Funko Pop toy" with "MtG deck", and the statement remains true. Crossovers might sell, but they don't create enfranchised players, an original franchise creates enfranchised players. If WotC wanted consistently higher sales they'd invest into what Magic already is, instead they whore their game out to other franchises and destroy the game's future, all in pursuit of slightly higher Q4 profits, because the next fiscal year is a next year problem for the stupid people at the wheel.
>>96655820Disney turned MARVEL & STAR WARS into girl-brands. How dumb is that? I hope Disney+ burns for cancelling Owl Househttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCAdbUaMlAE.
>>96655582I am just complaining because the are greedy and want to double dip playerbases, nobody gives a fuck when the casual brainrot commander player wants to battle with his Necrons against Rick from the Walking dead.As classic competetive Magic player I am just not thrilled about playing Captrain Kirk in my modern aggro deck because he is the best fit.
MAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SHIP ME THE SECRET LAIR I ORDERED 3 YEARS AGO AND MY WIFE'S WOMB IS YOURSSSSS!WE MUST BE BETTER CUSTOMERS! WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE REPRESENTATIONS OF WHITENESS IN MAGIC THE GATHERING AND HOW THIS GAME FOR SO MANY YEARS HAS BEEN A BEACON OF OPPRESSION TO PEOPLE OF COLOR AND WOMEN, I DENOUNCE MY HOBBY!I'M SO ASHAMED I BROUGHT MTG CARDS TO SCHOOL WHEN I WAS IN HIGHSCHOOL, I'LL BE BETTER I PROMISE! I HAVE SEEN THE ERROR OF MY WAYS, OH IF ONLY I ADOPTED SOONER COMMANDER AS MY MAIN FORMAT.
>>96655631Anon we all know you are stupid and a reject but at least donโt come here to brag about itโฆ
>>96655202https://markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/796178843998289920/sorry-for-being-pendantic-but-you-said-that-theIt's actually 7%, chud. Everybody loves UB
Sales sales. It's the retail, LGS that buy new product, and resell it. They haven't bought less of Spider-Man, they themselves sold less.
WotC's customer is the distributors. Player sales don't matter as long as they can continue fleecing LGSes, Amazon, and Walmart
That's what I just said!
I was agreeing
>>96655623>while alienating one's core audiencenigga the core audience of magic does not buy product anymore and hasn't since strixhaven you retards keep saying buy singles or proxy while the only people that buy product are consoomers, you think screeching at them about how UB is "ruining" your life is going to make them consume less? are you really surprised it played out like this? You are no longer the core audience, the core audience are people that got in through all these anime crossovers they've been doing non-stop even UW anime crossovers
We never need an original setting ever again thanks to the wonderful world of intellectual property crossover celebrations
>>96655569So why did FF sell gangbusters without a 001/001 card.
>>96656377Attractive people.
>>96656377Don't question the narrative, it makes anons real cranky. Don't question why the best performing UW set in recent times was BLB, a set specifically barely related to the greater plot and aimed at an audience that wasn't the typical Magic audience.
>>96656405I mean more likely it was because FF fans are rabid and will collect anything (and some got into Magic too) and the set was also just well-made. LOTR doesn't quite have that rabid a fanbase, despite being wider-spread, and it was 'pretty good' in design. I think the real test will be Avatar and Marvel Super Heroes, because those will probably sell just 'good'.
>>96656377Blond people with blue/green eyes.
>>96656463By the same logic, LTR sold incredibly well because they made Aragorn black.
>>96656463Blue Eyes White Dragon confirmed in 2027
>>96656477Arwen and Berry a cute though.
>>96656377Absolute chads who ooze confidence and righteousness from every pore who aren't afraid to steal from rich chubby (((nobles))) and women with big perky tits that know their place is to get plapped and jump up and down their man's cock to keep his balls empty and his stomach full so they have the strength to pop a bullet into the forehead of (((the occuria))).If you call them incels, privileged or oppressors they'll first laugh you into suicide and if you persist you'll know how it feels to have a saber go into your chin and through your brain.Instead we get spiderman, spongebob and ugly black women who scream at shadows and at walls complaining and complaining and blackmailing and playing the victim until they get what they want (if they weren't such retarded cunts they would easily figure out that they would get what they want anyway, no need to take it from another, just don't let (((someone))) take it first).The occuria have figured out how to strumentalize your own feelings of inadequacy.Still, final fantasy doesn't belong in magic.
>>96656477We have become better men.
>>96656531Pregnant women make my pp the big pp.
>>96656477>doesn't know about how popular BBC cuck shit is Why do you think it's one of the most popular porn searches amongst adult white men
>>96656565I don't think those white men would eat a cheeseburger, if we're not talking about zoomers of course, those poor kids get brainwashed with headphones and sissy hypno since birth. (After they're done mutilating their penis).
>>96656377FFaggots will consoom in masse whatever shit gets the FF brand on it.
>>96656588No you got it wrong, who bought ff are the same people who don't know what a phoenix down does and laughed at you in highschool because you were telling your friends of all the cool places and weapons you found in ff12.
>>96656377Vivi is the most popular commander in the most popular color combination that also broke standard.
>>96656477Scalpers buying hundreds of crates to pull the onr ring, all the cards are dirt cheap except the lotr horizons cards that got purposefully shortprinted to hell, wizards knew exactly what they were doing. That's the closest we got in a card game to a dictator electing himself and calling it an earned victory.
>>96656634Right, that's why they didn't do another 001/001 card for FIN or these other sets. Because they knew it was the main reason LTR sold well, so they decided to make less money.
>>96656639The serialized chocobos is actually much smarter than the one ring and probably is the reason why FF outsold LTR.The second the one ring was found no one wanted to buy LTR anymore. Meanwhile FF continues to sell until now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNNqz6qNwOoThe cracks are beginning to show.
Really like the game but buying cards just feels wrong.
>>96656703you're gonna make me watch a seth video for the first time in several years
>>96656703our saviour, I kneel
>>96656690Anon, neither LTR or FIN were the first serialized cards in the game.https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Serial_numbered_card
>>96656639It's already been said that they learned the wrong lessons from LTR. Though perhaps they had enough sense to realize that trying to directly replicate the lottery would be counterproductive.
>>96656703dude how can you watch this talking bobblehead for longer than 30 seconds without dying from a lethal cringe overdose.....
>>96654910>used to order blockersAccording to the comprehensive rules from 2003 for example:>310.2c A blocked creature will assign combat damage, divided as its controller chooses, to the creatures blocking it. If no creatures are currently blocking it (if, for example, they were destroyed or removed from combat), it will assign no combat damage.>https://www.queimada.org/magic/dl/regle_uk.pdfWhich allows you to have a creature do all its damage to a single creature and 0 to other's. According to the 4th rulebook:>If more than one defender blocks a single attacking creature, whoever controls the attacking creature gets to split its damage as desired among the defenders blocking it. >https://archive.org/details/MagicTheGathering-FourthEditionRulebook/page/20/mode/2upImplying that a playing may assign damage as he sees fit. With the exception of banding, a player was always able to choose how a creature did damage to the defenders. All damage to one, or split between them. It may be different for something like Arena where the rules don't seem to be fully implemented and things don't work correctly. But in real MTG this was always the case.
>>96656774>>96656703What's this weird phenomenon where some people have heads way bigger than their bodies should support, like seth and prozd
>>96656783>anon learns that different people look different
>>96656798found the bobblehead freak, *snap*
>>96656783they work out at the library
>>96656809not me lol, I look like a cancer patient
>card named speed demon>its a demonkino
should I play this, /mtg/?
>>96656783I can feel the grease from across the monitor
>>96656814>it's a demon>increases your speedK I N O
>>96656815Yes. Fuck elf niggers. (You'll lose to blue decks)
>>96656815I can feel the grease from across the monitor
>>96656814>>96656821>consumes life and draws cards equal to speed>the higher the speed the more life you lose and the more cards you draw>forced you to play faster>like a speed demonwoah...
>>96656814>Black card>draw cards and loses lifeWoah ...
>>96656814>SPEED demon>no hastemore like SNEED demon
>>96656815Seems like an absolute shit anon.
>>96656823Doesn't pesti generally beat fairies at least?I actually wonder if a dimir shell would be nice since you could then play an artificer + abjure + cryogen relic package, as well as other blue stuffs.
>>96656703Is this worth watching or is this another "I'm know shit cards like Hot Dog Cart are bad but i'm so mindbroken and this has been my way of life for so many years i'm actually rooting for more shit cards because that's what people seems to love nowadays" Joker tantrum?
>>96656855You can catch faeries off guard G1, but they'll never let you resolve pestilence G2. The deck also lacks the T1 interaction to prevent the ninja train from getting started.
>>96652530>What Strixhaven college would you belong to?Why can't they just give us UB Harry Potter? Make WotC do it, Hasbro.
>>96656928Impossible nowHasbro is in bed with the direct competitors of HP
>>96656928>Harry Potter Not happening for a long timeHP is owned by WB and Hasbro is specifically partnered with two of WBs biggest oppositions Disney and Paramount
>>96656859It's not worth it. It's just: Hasbro is depending on Magic, so Magic has to whore itself to keep Hasbro afloat.
>>96657070I know people push the "Hasbro depends on magic" narrative all the time but the reality is so far from the truth when it's very obvious Hasbro has been depending on Michael Bay for almost 20 years now
>>96657070This is the same retarded line of reasoning that led us here>bros you need to buy the UB so that they can reinvest in the game and makes it better>WotC: wow they sure do love em UBs how about we make more UBs, force UB into standard, make 7 sets a year and print shit like Vivi because this is the signal we're getting
>>96657182Do you think the primary market for FIN and LTR was people wanting to support WotC?Grow up it's a game not your life
Marvel's gonna have some more scene card stuff, because of course. Hulk-related art got shown, though no cards. Unclear if these'll be just art variants or their own cards, it's been both ways before. Probably Hulk, She-Hulk, Red Hulk, Abom, Leader and some sort of instant/sorcery (Hulk Smash or some such).
/mmg/...Be better...
>>96657216Where is Skaar? Of all Hulks barbarian from gladiator planet would fit MtG the best.
>>96657273I fully expect a lot of the Hulk variants to get their own cards, or at least alt-art. There's only so much space in the set though. It's possible we're getting a Cosmic set down the line and that'd have Planet Hulk-related stuff in it, though I'm not as confident there. We're definitely getting an X-Men set after Super Heroes, and I can see a Cosmic set with Thanos as a big central 'thing' being the cap-off to the Marvel sets.
>>96657216Im literally -1000 interested in another capeshit set and the fact they are trying to push Marvel this hard into Magic makes me so fucking madโฆ Take this Spider-Man, She-hulk, Ironman garbage and shove it up your asshole JOTC
>>96657292>blames WotC and not Disney for the MCU monolith invading every aspect of mediaHow dare MaRo force Spider-Man and Wolverine to become the face of PlayStation over actual PS IPs
>>96657307To be fair, Playstation decided to just make the same 5 games their mascots for like 10 years now. And they're all kinda samey games.
>>96657307Who the fuck else is gonna be the face of PlayStation? Ellie and Abby? Nathan Drake? None of those guys are as marketable as Logan
Where's Brazil-Anon? He hasn't posted in a week.
>>96657448>Allocate resources>7 UB sets a year >Ban shit until November >Kill Pioneer and neglect the other formatsMaRo will burn in hell for writing such amount of lies latelyโฆ
>>96656477he was white before? where was that said?
>>96657502
You guys have it so good in magic and the fact that you're all diaper shitting neckbeards and don't realize it is maddening Do you really want to be a successful card game like the ones Bandai puts out? Or YGO? They already figured out who the actual target audience of card games SHOULD be and it's way worse than harmless UB crossoversIs that what you really want? Every single set to be marketed to that kind of audience? UB is harmless in comparison
>>96657541WB lawyers would be at Gavin's front door if they made Aragorn even remotely similar to ViggoYou think Hasbro is the only mega corporation that hires Pinkertons
>>96657543What's the secret that WotC can't figure out but every other TCG did then faggot
>>96657543What, children?
>>96657543Imagine trying gaslight people into thinking UB is harmless and goodImagine trying to compare YuGi a TCG that actually respect himself with Fortnite: The Gathering.Imagine being a fucking retardโฆ
>>96657216green hulk, red hulk, fish hulk, woman hulk and big head military guy, my favorite characters!
>>96657556It's not exactly difficult to make a legally distinct scruffy, stern faced white dude.
>>96655637I just don't think throwing all in with licensing and making so many products at once is good. They have to pay other people to use their IPs so they mark up sets higher, which is fine if the set sells very well. But if it doesn't it hurts them and retailers harder.Same thing for 6 and 7 sets a year, now they're putting out so much product dead sets will have bigger effects on retailers. The same retailers who host events and already can't get anyone to play standard. Oh sure there's big box retailers, but they can't hold events and eventually will get burned by product that doesn't sell either.Also I don't like Wizards making more and stronger sets at the same time, it just gives them more room to fuck up.
>>96657566All efforts should be marketing to GoonersThey hold the most power in other card games They statistically whale the hardest and buy the most productI don't mean a handful of cards either, I mean at minimum 1/3rd of every single set should be gooner focused
>>96657611You don't know what restrictions they have when WB is in the exact opposite situation where the Tolkien estate won't let them use anything from the books
Custom card idea, want feedback4{R}{R}, Creature - Human(?) Rebel 6/6For Mirrodin commander, but two years lateWhen ~ enters or attacks, for each Equipment you control, you may create a 2/2 red Rebel token, then attach an Equipment you control to it. If ~ is attacking, those tokens enter tapped and attacking.Whenever a Rebel you control dies, ~ deals 1 damage to each opponent.6/6 too big? Make it Germs instead of Rebels (want to keep it R).
>>96655820The funny thing is people aren't buying Funko. Just like with MTG right now their own brand was too weak and they over relied on crossovers.Now funko is flailing.
>>96657581UB is harmless compared to how gooner dominated Bamco tcgs areYou really want a set where half the allied and enemy colors are different flavors of School girls in bikini's?You really want a set where Fox Maid and Horny Cheerleader are the new creature types? How is that more preferable than LotR or 40k
>>96657642Funko is flailing because the product is badThere are Japanese equivalents that are the same shit with the same amount of crossovers as Funko but everyone loves themOr are you so far out of touch with reality you're about to tell me Nendos are failing
>>96657182>ReinvestDon't most of Hasbro's profits go to investors?I doubt there's much reinvestment into MTG.
>>96657634There is a 0% (zero percent) chance they made Aragorn black to avoid WB trying to extend their copyright to all depictions of Aragorn as a scruffy white guy. We know why WotC did it. You don't need to give them some incredulous benefit of the doubt.
>>96655202Yeah okay Mark I 100% believe your polling methods. Anyway here's a poll I conducted on UB and UW sets.
>>96657647>Noooooo girls in my game save me MaRo!!!!!>What? India Spider-Man, UK Spider-Man, Superior Spider-Man, Incredible Spider-Man, Spider-Ham and Spider Punk? Hell yes!!!
>>96657657Nendroid still has a the bottomless well of the sea to plumb, also yes funkos are shit. There can be more than one reason for something failing.
>>96657647It's preferable to Secret Lair Dwight Schrute. UB isn't just LTR and 40k.
>>96657664Based gay bolas anon saving UW all by himself.
>>96657616>>96657647As much as I would like gooner cards over UB I think UB is better At least UB is temporary and not all encompassing, people that got in through UB will probably not stick aroundThe moment you go gooner there's no turning back it's permanent
>>96657581> YuGi a TCG that actually respect himselflollmao
>>96657616Whatever. If anime tiddies are the chemo necessary to stage of fortnite-ification, then so be it. It's not like the cards are respectable as it is.
>>96657667>2/1Poor dude. Must be allergic to hornet sting.
>>96657636needs haste + ability also creates a +1/+1 equip with equip 1
>>96657686>At least UB is temporary and not all encompassingAnon. . .Over half of magic is UB and it isn't slowing down.
>>96657692maybe he's allergic
>>96657667You misunderstand Sitting at the table with Spider-Man fans is fineYou never sat across the table with a Nami fan that has a crippling porn addiction and it shows
>>96657686>At least UB is temporary and not all encompassingWe're literally watching it consume the game from the inside out.>people that got in through UB will probably not stick aroundYeah, and it'll bleed WotC to death because they put all their resources into drawing in UB tourists.
>>96657698Read the next part of my post you absolute ESL brainlet
>>96657707I'd rather sit across someone and see this playmat rather than literally any spider man related thing ever
>>96657710>Oh no a mega corporation is dying who will think of the investors!!!
>>96657720>>96657710>>people that got in through UB will probably not stick around>Yeah, and it'll bleed WotC to death because they put all their resources into drawing in UB tourists.
>>96657636It's okay, with rebels the more you attack the more rebels without equipment you are going to have, which is not very flavourful but at that cost whatever it is fun.>>96657695FIRE design: card doesn't need synergies it does everything by itself.
>>96657697>>96657697>>96657697Not sure how bog of an issue it is here, but here's a Universes Beyond containment thread.
>>96657722A U T I S MUTISMGet a job
>>96657722>literally any spider man related thing everSo you don't go outside or play video games then? Never going to the movie theater?Can't watch a show if Tobey Maguire is in it? The selfown here is crazy
>>96657722>Random hentai girl is more normal and popular than one of the most globally recognized charactersI hate you weebs so much I hate UB but people like you saying the most stupid shut in shit like this only empowers people to like UB more
>>96657695should be a 4mana 3/3 as well
>>96657710You're not very bright are you? When the Doctor who fans left they shuffled them out with Fallout fans When the Fallout fans left they shuffled them out with Final Fantasy They can keep doing this indefinitely with different player bases
>>96657771If that inspires you to buy UBslop, then you deserve it
>>96657771>>96657757>>96657749>NOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST PREFER THE SLOP HERO OVER ANIME GIRLS BECAUSE... YOU JUST DO OK???Good thing literally everyone else agrees with me and you guys are all massively wrong. The Spiderman set is the biggest flop in YEARS. Meanwhile you know what's actually selling MTG nowadays? Anime alters and Final Fantasy. Your slop lost. Weebs won
>>96657722>Spider-Man anything is bad they should play gooner hypno insteadShowerless behavior
>>96657784Just like how spiderman was such a hit and shuffled out all the Final Fantasy fans?
>>96657722>I'd rather sit across someone and see this playmat rather than literally any spider man related thing everJudge here. In my country exposing minors to pornography is a crime. If I ever spot such playmat I call the police. Have fun explaining yourself.
>>96657722Anon if you think it's socially acceptable to play with a random person using a mat like that then you probably are a sexpest
>>96657790the thumbnail looks like she is showing her foot
>>96657820it'd be better if she was
>>96657722This person masturbates three times a day
>>96657814>>96657810It's literally an official playmat, I don't know what kind of authorities shithole you guys are from but I'd suggest you to leave
>>96657803>Spider-Man set projected to do poorly >New Final Fantasy cards revealed shortly after Think with your brain little Indian boy
>>96657837*authoritarian
>>96657793>>96657810>>96657814Hentai (or Ecchi which means lewd) is normal in Japan everyone watches it and it's okay to have porn out in the open as long as it's animePeople of all ages consume it out in the open in Japan it's very normalized and of you go to a store every single person will have an Ecchi playmat and sleeves
>>96657849Tourist spotted Go back to the subreddit you came from
>>96654795So far the most noteworthy card is Jackal which has apparently been good for Simic decks. I've seen some other cards pop up here and there but so far in Standard that seems to be the main one aside from that one land.
>>96657837>It's official porn so it's okay!!!Go to your LGS and start watching Queens Blade on your laptop Let me know how the "but it's official!!" argument works out for you
>>96657900in my LGS multiple people have the same playmat lmao, keep coping
>>96657904Can smell you from here
Notice how the gooner anon didn't deny this>>96657829
>>96657722Based, comic books are a vector of subversive communist programming, so is Magic these days though
>>96654795Superior Spiderman or Kavaero that is what i see usually is the only card i think that makes any sense in Construted besides lands. For your answer the set is an absolute trash.
>>96657904>admitting your LGS is full of UB fans and weebs>admitting you're a UB fan and a OP player l m a o
>>96657922>liking women BAD>having a sex drive BADpic related, it's you
Maybe YGO anon has a pointEven pandering to one gooner is too much these niggas annoying and don't shower every day
God this is horrible... Is like choose apocalypse (UB) or purgatory (gooners)if these both are the only ends i rather see Magic die...
>>96657934ESL did I say sex? No you masturbate three times a day that's not the same as having sex
>>96657934Don't know how to tell you to this but masturbating three times a day is not a healthy sex drive and says you prefer your hand more than the company of a woman
>>96657934>The results from the study indicated that a normal male ejaculating 3-4 times daily over the course of a month had the same effect on their body as taking testosterone blockers meant for transgender individuals
>>96657945Showering daily is actually harmful to your skin though
Check out my new playmat
>>96657722>I can't just like porn on my own I have to show the entire world how much I love porn and how much of my personality revolves around porn in public What niggas that weigh over 200lbs actually believe
>>96657998need more clothes also they should both be dudes
>>96657216We must do everything in our power so the MCU shit flops.The very existence of MTG depends on it
>>96657968Women are impossible to please let alone get their attention not sure what your point is
>>96658009I agree
>>96658018We must be better men and support UB so that gooners don't take over. I'm buying a spidey box tomorrow
>>96658024It sure is good to hear that you will never reproduce
>>96657647>You really want a set where half the allied and enemy colors are different flavors of School girls in bikini's?Yes
>>96657934That's not what the post said at allThe post said you masturbate well over what's considered acceptable for anyone over the age of 22 The fact that you intentionally misconstrued it in some shitty attempt to save face on a Korean basket weaving forum says to me that you're so far down the porn addiction hole that you need to be spending your money on therapy not one piece
>>96657998need less clothes also they should both be dragons (dudes)
>>96656703TL;DW: if his calculations are correct magic the gathering makes up over 95% of hasbro's revenue--AKA hasbro is magic and this golden goose is their absolute last chance of avoiding bankruptcy
>>96658059It's not even that WotC is making THAT much money, it's that Hasbro is losing money everywhere except WotC and Monopoly Go.
>>96658059We must crash MTG so Hasbro dies for good
>>96658008Never understood this behavior and it's so common amongst specifically weebs Why must you show the whole fucking world how much you masturbate to anime? Why do you have to make it your entire personality wearing an ahegao shirt, a playmat with art pulled from gelbooru, sleeves with Makima's feet on them, and your entire Demons tribal deck being AI anime girl proxies I am able to go this in detail because ALL the YGO and OP players at my LGS are like this, including the ones that also play Commander. The only Magic exclusive guy I know that even gets close to them is a guy here that has Topanga on his mat and plays a Satyr deck
>>96657216>6 cards>5 characters Nani?
>>96657988>>96658024There are incels in my magic thread
>>96658090This is more tasteful than 99% of the OP and Gundam alters I've seen people make
>>96658095Always have been
>>96658090How is this better than UB it's literally blocking the text box
REEEEEENEO PURITANS GET OUT OF MY HOBBY
>>96658120The kissmark on the lower right elevates this beyond comprehension.
>>96658090Imagine playing this in front of a group of strangers
>>96658110>>96658120AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA>>96658113it's blocking the text with a woman retard
>>96658024Anon, I...
>>96658120>opened Bob
>>96658136if they played it against me I'd coom on the spot
>>96658090holy long legs
>>96658110I'm sure this girl as well as the artist who drew her shower every day
Reminder that gay dragon gooner proxies are the only acceptable ones.
>>96658138Play these cards and respond like this in front of a group of strangers and tell us how it goes Legitimately wanna see that
>>96658154>shower every daydon't fall for it, unless you'reseriously dirty (manual labour, gym, dirt and dust), showering every other day is sufficient and better for your skin
>>96658163I do all that and still have more sex than you
>>96658071Don't worry, it will happen naturally with the UB sets. This also explains by the way why every set is standard legal, they see that some products are not intended to be bought by 100% of the playerbase and they said "why? Make every card you make from now on legal in all formats"
>>96658120anon your masturbation habits are not healthyMost normal men consume porn daily Most normal men do not make it their entire personality and need to put porn on everything they do
>>96658166>not going to the gym every dayngmi
>>96658176I wish. I injured my wrist at work and haven't been able to go in 2 months now. I'm getting depressed and feel like kys'ing
>>96658084Yes? Scene cards can have non-creature cards in them. I'm also not even sure Leader will get a creature there, the art seems less focused on him, so it's probably a Leader-themed non-creature thing.
>>96658180holy based land. How would I get like 22 of these?
>>96658170You don't know my mainline of work so I find that very unlikely Please show us you acting like a Hannah Barbera wolf at an LGS I would like to see that
>>96658180>>966581851 minute apart exactly
Do you people ever look in the mirror and self-reflect on the type of person you became as an adult? Yeah, I'm in my 30's and THIS...this is who I am. This is what I like. This is how I spend my free time. Is that not depressing?
>>96658174NotedAnd ignonered
>>96658176I injured my knee and have been using it as an excuse to not over exert myself, and have stuck to a healthy diet and moderate activity to stay healthy(this was 12 years ago)
>>96658195?what do you mean how do you know that?
>>96658195>>966581881 minute apart exactly
>>96658180why does her face look so flat
>>96658197UOHHHHHH ELF MILK SEXOwhere'd you find these? Getting 100 for myself asap
>>96658120Why did you draw a thot over bob's glorious face?
>>96658196Anon you never met someone with a real porn addiction not just a meme They legitimately see nothing wrong with playing cards that have Mikasa ovipositing on it in front of strangers
Fuck this general is today worse than everโฆ
>>96658234>cards that have Mikasa ovipositing on it in wouldn't that be awful haha can I see an example of such so that I don't end up using it? Haha
>>96658206I know you discovered posting limits just now anon but two random unrelated posts a minute apart doesn't mean anything Full retard
>>96658196It's only depressing if you feel ashamed.I don't so I'm just having a good time.
>>96658236It's only fair, the game is worse than ever
>>96658244WTF is that tifa official?
PORN ADDICTED WEEBS SHOVING THEIR TRANNY FETISHES IN YOUR FACEMCU SLOP SHOVING SPIDER-MAN IN YOUR FACEWHICH WAY WESTERN MAN
>>96658244Can you record yourself showing these cards to your grandmanta I think it would be funny
>>96658244this is sad You will never be female you tranny shouldn't you be dilating?
>>96658255I'll take the one with titties please.
>>96658262my grandma would find it funny and ask if it was a present for my GF or somethingmeanwhile yours is still wondering if you're gay LMAO
>>96658255I stand corrected, I'd rather see tits than slopman
If this is what it's like in One Piece and YGO then I'm okay with putting up with Spider-Man for only two months into Lorwyn
>>96658287we get it, you're gay
>>96658300you truly don't. I'm gay.. for dragons
Man, there is a ton of liliana alters
>>96658275Mine passed away ages ago, the fact that you're projecting your age onto others, thinking everyone must be as young as you says you're probably underage
>>96658310It's almost like she's a popular female character
>>96658311lol, not my fault your family doesn't take care of its elders. She probably died thinking you're gay too LMAO
>>96658310
>It's not enough that I show off my tranny porn addiction on my cards, everyone else needs to as wellAnon you really need help
Very well, I'll keep my fat assed anime girl facesitting alter of Smothering Tithe to myself
>>96658339hey that swimsuit is almost the same in la-mulana hell temple. I guess this is a reference to something older?
>>96658328nta but reddit is that way
>>96658339much better, thanks
>>96658359reddit is the place where anything sexy is seen as "icky" and "weird!!!" so it's clearly a better fit for you puritans
>>96658328lollmao even When you get older anon I hope you find something that makes you happy cause this gooner shit clearly doesn't if you're this defensive about it
>>96657998>>96658120>>96658180>>96658197>>96658244>>96658339This is what MTG should be about. Not whatever gay shit JotC is doing now.
>>96658346>Sees a girl>Thinks of dudes in dresses
>>96658328heckin epic post!!! Upboated and gold gifted
>>96658384Slow day huh?
I hope we get a Warhammer Fantasy UB in combination with Star Trek so all these porn addicted weebs go back to Pokemon TCG
>>96656815go up to 4 spellbombs
>>96658405Generic art side this is garbage >no legend crown>wrong font >Black text >No set symbol
>>96658409>He thinks Star Trek will repell the sexpests instead of bringing them inYou're new around these parts, aren't you?
>>96658419Who the fuck CARES about any of that you fucking FAG there is a woman on the card why do you care about shit like text boxes???
>>96658405sexo
>>96658422I said repel the weebs not the sexpestsTry again>Seven of NineGet better tastes
>>96658409You realize half the episodes of TOS were about an alien woman making sexual advances on Kirk, right?
>>96658409I hope we get sexy orcs
>>96658439I hope you stop using Novel AI
>>96658409>>96658433So western porn addicts are ok In your book?Just asking
>>96658405>thinking magic cards, especially full arts use black times new roman font Average gooner intelligence
>>96658405She looks like she's good at sucking.
>>96658449you saw that hot bitch and ended up looking at the fucking font? LMAOOOO GAYYYYYYY
>>96658448Western porn addiction manifests in getting an escort not wearing a T-shirt of Nico Robins tits getting bleached One is normal human behavior The other will get you kicked out of any establishment
>>96658425>>96658458Why are you play magic instead of one piece if you only care about breasts Legitimate question
The amount of teenagers and young adults that think it's okay to make porn addiction and jerking off your personality and proudly display it is very concerning We were right in the 2000s, anime should not be allowed
What a good place to get proxies printed anyway?
>>96658492mpcfill
>>96658499This isn't even porn this is just cringe hololive nonsense Objectively worse
>>96658499i think i would rather someone play a straight up porn proxy/alter than vtumour shit
That's the stuff
>>96658477>Why are you play magicback to your shithole, ESL>>96658499sexo with gura
>>96658499If you played an NSFW proxy at the table I would probably look at you strange but keep playing and move on If you played this card though I would ask you to leave and not speak to me
>>96658515isn't this rape
>>96658519Answer the question cracker
>>96658526nah, she has a goblin kink
>>96658526I say the same thing when someone plays Izzet against me
>>96658515The art style here isn't very good
>>96658541
I mean, why bother with alters at that point.Just make your own custom cards
>>96657722based
>>96658568sex woman of boob2 and 1 whiteyou can pay 2 and exert this card: coom
>go on arena ranked games>come across guy playing boring as fucking mono-white control deck>he runs the ropeI can't see any better reason than to ban mono-white control from standard
>>96658699Mono white canโt win games though. For all of Gavin Kikey's attempts or lack thereof, white is forever the weakest color in Standard. Only in Vintage does mono white stand a chance and only because of Moxes and Initiative which made Delver babies cry in Legacy.
>>96658741Good. But I still see faggots playing it who play who spend five minutes each turn doing nothing. So it should be banned.
>>96657541We will never know if the decision was first spoken by the Tolkien Estate or Wizards. But in this case Wizards isn't the only culprit, because the State allowed to happen
>>96658499
>>96658793Good heavens
>>96658793if I ever live like this I pray that someone just takes me down
>>96658749Looking at Rangs, it seems the estate is actively pushing this vision
>>96658793Imagine posting this, even as satire
Where are the Avatar spoilers?
>>96658793there is nothing wrong with this video tho?
>>96657541
>>96653238>>96653238>>96653238Link to the new thread
>>96657502He was certainly not african black. Also there is admission of the art direction about the race swapping.
>>96659328
>>96656779Arena, by default, splits damage in a way that attempts to kill all defenders (just enough to lethal each one in order), but you can uncheck the option on the damage assignment window and do it manually as well.
>>96657688thats based af
