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>>96665539This thread belongs to the Death Guard
>>96665547Why are infiltrators basically required?
>>96665570Getting onto objectives quickly.Screening enemy deep strike capabilities.They're good, I just don't care for that kind of gameplay.
>>96665570Screening deep strikes
What if for 11th Abaddon was replaced by Lorgar as the leader of Chaos? Abaddon would still be there of course but under Lorgar as a leader of the Black Legion while Lorgar would unite everyone much like Guilliman did in the Imperium.
>>96665539shit fucking op pic you faggot retardi hope he gets fucking stabbed for ruining 40k
>>96665586>teleports 6" behind you and rapes you
>>96665594What, is he too smarmy for you?Get smarmed lol
>>96665597no games
god i hate elves
>>96665609Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. You should try 40k sometime.
>>96665539>TWCawl Inferior
god i love elves all elves should be sex slaves for humans
god I love elves
>>96665629>>96665632>>96665634https://files.catbox.moe/6i2mka.jpg
>>96665602now i want you to get stabbedshithead
>>96665602absolutely SMARMED on LMAOOOOO
>>96665621Ah so you're just stupid. Got it.
I forgot how much fun building tyranids is. Im real excited to paint this guy up for october collage, I have some really cool ideas that I hope work out.What are you guys working on?
>>96665597I don't actually know any Death Guard players.My group is:Space Marines (me, corpo slave)Necrons (cop who has to cancel often)AdMech (father of baby twins who sometimes ceases to exist for months on end)Orks (unemployed guy)Tyranids (gf of unemployed guy)
>>96665586I pretty much only use scouts for that purpose. I really like them.
The black templars are the best chapter. There's very little baggage, they just pick up a big sword and go kill the enemies of the imperium with it. Simple as that.
>>96665621You should try reading the rules.
just don't like 'em desu
This shit is bananas.
>>96665673I know what the rules say. He said he didn't care for that kind of gameplay which would imply he wasn't taking them so he can 'slam gravis and terminators down' like the fucking marine turd he is!
>>96665688>krWhat kind of imaginary funny money is this
>>96665696The islamic krona.
>>96665590Nah, abby being a """normal""" marine and not a primarch leading chaos is cool. I would want lorgar to bring some genuine chaos belief back though, tired of the using chaos meme. Give me the fucking zealot.
>>96665716but what are CSM if not fedora tippers?
>>96665716Everyone outside the Black Legion is a zealot, though.
>>96665590Didn't abby make all of the Primarchs kneel?Kicked in their doors, slapped them, and said you work for me now?
>>96665683It's a matter of swallowing the pill that, unless they break your army, tactics demand the use of scouts in warfare.
>>96665646retard
>>96665590He has such a tiny little head...
>>96665688Wasn't there a massive drop of a bunch of warhammer models recently?Just get 3D printer.
>>96665740According to Khayon, yes. They forced all Primarchs to kneel before Abaddon.Morty came the closest to killing Abaddon.
If I start a game with Eldrad embarked on a Wave Serpent does he still generate the extra 1CP a turn if he continues to remain inside the Wave Serpent throughout the game?>Diviner of Futures: At the start of your Command phase, if this model is on the battlefield, you gain 1CP.
>>96665759NoInside a transport is not on the battlefield
>>96665758wtf happened to ADB he was suppose to write more Black Legion books?
>>96665757No
>>96665740No, Lorgar asked most of them to join Abby and their Gods ordered them to. Abby did force Magnus himself and Kharn (Khorne had to stop Kharn because he almost killed Abby). Then Lorgar had to hide from Corax.>>96665758>>96665773Black Legion by ABD is mostly not canon anymore as much of it was retconned in various codexes and campaigns.There will be no more Black Legion books from ADB.
Why do half of the Ultima Founding chapters have colour palettes like this lmao
>>96665740How the fuck did Fulgrim Kneel? He does not have knees.
>Actual food>Good shelter>Decent healthcare>A pleasant career>Drone servants>Fire Caste tomboys>Water Caste femboysWhat would be YOUR primary reason for joining the Greater Good, anon?
>>96665790I need a kroot eating my left butt cheek on a psychological level
>>96665659>What are you guys working on?I've been priming your mother's pussywalls with my chubby cylinder of Loadbelcher.
>>96665766Well that sucks. I've been trying to make him work in windrider host. It seems his only purpose in that detachment could be to sit on home objective.
>>96665783what's the problem
>>96665790Big blue sweaty tau bodonhonkeroos of course
>>96665785It's just what ADB's self insert stated in a Black Library book. Unreliable narrator, lying thousand son's sorcerer, retcon etc. No one liked the idea of everyone kneeling to Abaddon and even Chaos players started to hate him.
>>96665759No model has any rules while in a transport. They effectively don't exist unless an ability of something on the field specifically calls them out, like firing deck.
>>96665757Just 3d printing is like telling someone with a gun to stop going to the range and pick up hunting instead.It’s fucking retarded.
>>96665790
>>96665798>Priming pussy instead of a modelNomodels spotted.
>>96665811Man I really wanted that CP
>>96665816Cato has big MAGA energy
>>96665780I would buy crow demon Corax instantlyShit, it'd probably make me start a Primaris army
>>96665780>No, Lorgar asked most of them to join Abby and their Gods ordered them to. Abby did force Magnus himself and Kharn (Khorne had to stop Kharn because he almost killed Abby). Then Lorgar had to hide from Corax.You are confusing Abaddon forcing the Primarchs to kneel before him prior to the First Black Crusade with Abaddon diplomatically getting the Primarchs to join him in the 13th Black Crusade.Kharn was nowhere near killing Abaddon. He hot beaten like a dog.New lore says that Lorgar is on the march.>Black Legion by ABD is mostly not canon anymore as much of it was retconned in various codexes and campaigns.That's not true.ADB gave an update I think four years ago. He is still working on it.
>>96665816>posting the edit
>>96665831Are we still talking about Command Points?
>>96665831The what
>>96665757>Wasn't there a massive drop of a bunch of warhammer models recently?Scans, but retards like Discourse Minis and Grummz are trying to claim it's the official GW masters.
>>96665716Not that anon, but I think the spotlight should be taken from Abby for a bit though regardless. He lays claim to greater territory than Horus ever did and had the Imperium on the ropes but now multiple loyal Primarchs are back, the Indomitus Crusade is running wild through the stars and Chaos’s win at the Nachmund Gauntlet obviously won’t mean much when Gulliman just makes it to the other side of the Great Rift anyways. Getting upstaged by Lorgar in a way that causes Abby to lose face could lead to a potential narrative pursuing and ultimately resulting in him actually feeling like he matters in a way the Primarchs matter.
So when are we getting more of these niggas?
>>96665857>>96665860Eldrads CP.
I'm new. Should I start collecting Blood Angels with their Combat Patrol or Generic My Dudes (I could make Blood Angels my dudes as well) with the Dark Angels Combat Patrol?
>>96665857>>96665860GW really should have thought about what they were naming these things
>>96665841>He is still working on it.>ADB gave an update I think four years ago.Oh he turned into that kind of writer...
>>9666587311th Edition when Imperial Agents becomes a real army-hahahahhaa no that'll never happen
I like Chaos but I don't like Abby. I think he is very boring and anyone else would be more interesting.>>96665879He got an official job at GW so I doubt he's writing any book.
>>96665875BA are the most reddit Legion, go DA.
>>96665838How do RG even play in 10th? Are they a gunline army because they're all stealthy?
>>96665659Working on this, just slowly.
>>96665895why are blood angels reddit, Furina-chan?
>>96665900>not elveslooking good anon
>>96665895>BA are the most reddit LegionWhy?
>>96665895>most reddit LegionThat's Death Guard, unless you mean only Loyalists.
>>96665895Any force that includes pr*maris are terminally reddit anyway so it doesn't matter.
>>96665895Stop using my wife for your posts here.
stubbed my toe.
>>96665875I think the Gravis Captain is their best Captain model. He looks like a walking tank with a huge sword.
>>96665863>ScansSuspected as much, the larger stuff might be interesting though.
>>96665808I recall the lore blurb that Abby 'pleasured' Fulgrim until he agreed to work with him.The 'forced to kneel' bit was Horus during the Heresy.
>>96665875Blood Angels kind of got boned this edition with their refresh, if you’re set on them, then the Combat Patrol isn’t bad to get the Infantry you’d want. Other wise I’d just make your own dudes starting with your favorite Space Marine unit.
>>96665863Discourse minis is one of the biggest retards i have ever seen and grummz isnt far behind
>>96665673Deathshroud Terminators, Space Marine Inceptors, Tempestus Aquillons and a couple other units have unit abilities that let them drop 6 inches rather then the standard 9 inch drop. It used to be 3 inch but it got changed a while back mostly because of Inceptor and Aquillon spam
>>96665902>>96665907https://imgur.com/a/40k-subreddits-data-CAl68Oi
>>96665863>Discourse Minis and Grummz are trying to claim it's the official GW masters.Cocksuckers pushing fake news to pump their channel numbers.
>>96665816>>96665834>Not knowing the text is an edit
>>96665898They have a detachment centered around the Phobos units. It used to be meta, though it required running Ultramarines for it.
>>96665841>You are confusing Abaddon forcing the Primarchs to kneel before him prior to the First Black CrusadeWhat book?
>>96665926I'm partial to this guy. He looks cool although if you have multiple he's mildly awkward to repose.
Iron Warriors range when?Exodites range when?Alpha Legion range when?Dark Mechanicum range when?Night Lords range when?
>>96665911Why is your wife a hilichurl breeder?
>>96665960Never lmaoI would like some more Night Lords stuff though
>>96665951>It used to be meta, though it required running Ultramarines for it.>Yo bro here's my special tac ops black ops dudes!>oh yeah guilliman and calgar are also here
>>96665960Post Aqua instead you Genshit NIGGER
>>96665941Read the rule I posted again. The last sentence.
>>96665942That's stupid.
>>96665957Talon of Horus
>>96665942>Orks is the most reddit faction>Agents is the leastYou know what this means.
>>96665796
>>96665942what percentage of these numbers are secondaries or people who don't play the faction?
>>96665882IMPERIAL AGENTS EXPANSION IS COMING!!!!! I CAN FEEL IT!!!!!!JOKAERO REFRESH IS UP ON THE STARTING LINE
>>96665984Caring about what reddit thinks and letting it dictate your Warhammer purchases is stupid yes. But we're on year 15 of caring what reddit thinks and does on this site, it's just mass psychosis at this point.
hmm. I think I dont care about chaos anymore.
>>96665959He's great as well but he looks like a normal space knight captain. The Gravis one is massive and looks like he walks alone into a horde of enemies not giving a shit while the BT one looks more like a commander.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2j6NWxDyuE
>>96665900That stained glass looks so nice. Are you gonna do a layer of ardcoat over it?
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>96666009I very much doubt that shriveled up turd bouncing around in your head is capable of much thinking at all.
>>96665978Man I completely misread that whole chain of messages. Won't lie probably should have read the guy who said about his termis teleporting in 6 inches despite omni scrambler negating that rule properly.Sorry for butting in like that anon
Chaos Votann when
>>96665547>open list builder.app>add mandatory infiltrate unit>add mandatory late game scorer deep strike unit>add mandatory chaff to sit in base and deny the enemies mandatory late game deep strike>add mandatory over-tuned epic hero that turns up to every battle /your dudes/ participate in (what a cool guy!) its all so shrimple!
>>96666016They're gonna be even spikier and have literal razor edges on the bits so you slice your hands open more than you already do during assembly.
>>96666020I let my other organs do my thinking for me. Or rather, I dont think, I feel.
>>96666012Aggressors look retarded, the first Gravis captain, the one from Dark Imperium, he looked fat as shit.The new one, the one you posted, and Heavy Intercessors look much better. What changed? Is it the lack of the belly plates?
>>96666032When you have sex.
>>96666041does it count if it's gay sex?
>>96666034Couldn't you just say that the epic hero is actually /yourdudes/ commander and just be using the rules of the epic hero? >Why yes, the leader of my sister's order ALSO goes to war in a paragon warsuit
>>96666035Great, more shit to break
>>96666024No worries anon
>>96666048Boys are all easy so no
>>96665926I wish I could attach him to terminators or something, right now if I run him it's alone in artificer armor and I shit him out next to my bladeguard and their lieutenant with relic shield.
>>96666035It is a rite of passage to cut yourself open assembling Dark Eldar models
>>96666063fuck
>>96665944Eh, it still matches the general chud energy the Space Marines got going for them.
>>96665875the blood angels one is really poor value for how bland and basic (and ugly) the new sanguinary guard are.
I hope I'll be able to paint my army before shit goes down.
>>96665790>*factorio's your ass into a volcano*lmao gottem
>>96666083Can this retarded faggot rock go away already.
>>96666086>faggot rock
>>96665834If he was maga he would have vid-linked her Ethereal to get her fired from her caste.
>>96666085We talk about evil but this is comically evil. I love it.
>>96665968To be fair it was just Calgar at the time (I think Ventris too)
>>96666097wtf dude
>>96666096I don't get the punch line. He's contemplating Raping his downed brother?
>>96666110Yeah Ventris was in those lists to put Dev Centurions in reserves for deep strikes because dropping down a squad of 6 twin linked lascannon lads is funny
>>96665790GW should make it so that the reason 2nd and 11th primarchs were erased from history is because they never actually landed yet and Emperor never found them.Have one of them land on a Tau planet in M41-M42 and have them be raised by the Tau.
>>96666119The new Raven Guard detachment is like that right now.
>>96666120They are confirmed dead and their tombs are in the Imperial Palace.
>>96665942>>96665987>>96665995We're kinda the best.
>>96666097Ffs anon..probably the twerp
>>96666132Neither of them have tombs, they were erased from history completely.
>>96665966Bro you got two kil team already, leave some for the other legions
>>96666097>Doesn't even look him in the eyes why are fags so rude
>>96666141This is true, to be perfectly frank a full on sniper Alpha Legion killteam would be fun
>>96666132"subject 11" was released from the imperial vaults by the dark angels
>>96666139Yes they do https://i<dot>4pcdn<dot>org/tg/1550111812756.pdf
>>96666085Can't blame 'em, the Techpriests have been having aneurysms after having lost so many Titan Legions and Forge Worlds to the Tau.
>>96666119>Army abilities increase stealth and mobility >the things that benefit more from them are the big slow stuff that get extremely valuable mobility and becomes even harder to shift instead of the already mobile and more fragile stuff that only becomes marginally more mobile and less fragile>The stealthy and mobile army becomes full of walking tanks and terribly unflusffy choicesThis ALWAYS happens with Raven Guard rules. For fucks sake
elves >:(
>>96666162Yeah, I'm not looking at your malware infected Dolphin porn collection.Nice try though.
>>96666160our b, thought he was cypher
Cool new codex release GW. I'm sure lots of people are going to rush out and pick up this faction now. It's be a shame if you couldn't buy any of the army and all the preorders were sold out to scalpers instantly.
How does precision work into command squads or other multi model characters?
Yooo any grey knight players in here hit me up
>>96665831
>>96666195It's because in a couple of days there's a price increase. They will be available the next day.
>>96666195you do realise that the range being sold out means that people did, infact, rush to pick this faction now?
Will they ever be updated or just squatted?
>>96666202Same as normal, you pick which model in the “character” squad to take the wounds. Precision just means you don’t have to kill the bodyguard unit to do it.
Prepping to restart the hobbie after my untimely and involuntary exit due to IRL bullshit (horrible layoff, moving across the country, etc.) and after discovering that Oldcrons basically still exist in the form of The Severed, I'm gonna go in that direction. Thinking I'll start with the Combat Patrol and see where it goes./yourdudes/ wise I'm actually pretty excited with what came to me:>Lord Szas 1144 is the preferred errand-boy of the Sarkoni Emperor (see the rampant Master Program AI of Sarkon)>In life he was a powerful overlord, but no shred of that Szas remains - there is only fanatic devotion to the Emperor (Master Program) and its goals>His memory extends only to as far back as he was awoken, rendering him cold and ruthless for the cause of sterilizing the galaxy>He has died 1143 times, but even when his body is lost the Emperor just shoves his mental backup into the body of another noble and sends him back out to get shit done>Once he succeeds in cleansing all life he is programmed to turn himself off as well, thus bringing about eternal silence in the galaxyAs fun as the eccentric goobers that make up the Newcrons are, creating a legion of shambling terminators just like I always wanted to back before 5th is really appealing.
>>96666228I hope these go away they are painful to look at and gw keeps giving them good rules
>>96665905Thanks Mr dwarf>>96666015Thank you and yeah absolutely. I need to do another coat of the black leading first and then it will all get coated
>>96666244of course there are entire sections of warehouse space full of these things
>>96666190>though
>>96666230Honestly dude you wrote basically a Destroyer Lord, the Severed part is completely unnecessary and don't really mix with it that much.
>>96666207what am I looking at?
>>96666228>>96666244>>96666252What's wrong with them? Just medium sized dreadnoughts.
>>96666207>Black armor army>Frequenters of hotwife communitiesDeathwatch bwos?
>>96666275I would just buy Saturnines
>>96665873Never, GW doesn’t do things that aren’t guaranteed to sell 1 gorillion kits in 40K anymore. Even the hated Sanguinary Guard kit is impossible to keep on shelves.
>>96665834He's rapeable?
>>96666285eww
>>96666285Saturnines are SOVL and objectively superior to Centurions.All varieties of Space Marine baby carrier look retarded. We don't need every scale of missing link between a contemptor and a standard marine to exist as its own unit.
>>96666207Where did you find this?
>>96665987Agents Chads rise
>>96666307Is this that destiny game
>>96666220Most of it was like that before the drop
>>96666308No just my old meme list from years ago
>>96666258Empired of the Severed is cool tho
>>96666268>>96666302It's data from a site that shows where posters of one reddit board are most likely to also post to apparently.
>>96666345Darn my faction isn't there. And wasn't there when I went to the data website.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Are obliterators spooky?
>>96666345Admech is so funny holy shit
>>96666366How’d we got from these to the diaper guys we’ve got now?
>>96666366Dude imagine turning into a gun... That'd be so badass.
>>96666147I would love an Alpha Legion kill team. But I hate painting coloured metallics, they always look bad. It stresses me out that the two chapters I'n interested in painting are Minotaurs and Alpha Legion, two of the only metalfag groups. Can I jist paint them in brown and green?? This has been on my mind recently because Vallejo is releasing a line of coloured metallics and it will be easier than ever to paint the type of paintjob I hate.
>>96666371This is one of the worst redesigns in the history of CSM. It's up there with the Helbrute.James Workshop needs to get over his bizarre fixation with exposed flesh all over the units.Doesn't the Obliterator Virus specifically graft metal to people? Why then would they be weird naked hulks?
>>96666230Lord Pisz Szass
>>96666396That dude definitely has some toe fungus
>>96666378I used to run an Alpha Legion Kill Team last edition and I painted them non-metallic. Specifically the pale blue-green like pic related.It looked really nice especially with black guns and fabric.
>>96666275They're ugly and the physical embodiment of the old meme that GW will eventually become so creatively bankrupt that they will make space marines inside of space marines
>>96666345>IFI don't understand most of these words except for Singapore. They play 40k in Singapore?
>>96666396Helbrute at least still looks cool, even if it's an unnecessary redesign. I'd argue it'd have been well-received if it was an alternate special chaos dread rather than a replacement, the equivalent of an ironclad or venerable if you will.
kill elvesrun over elves with a land raiderblast elves with a lascannonmilk big blue tau mammaries into a tin bucketpick up elves by their ears and swing them aroundlaunch elves into a black hole
>>96666396for some inexplicable reason they decided to tie in these design elements with the helbrutes, almost like they're turning into helbrutes
>>96666414They are leftist trannies who hate liberals for not being radical leftists
>>96666353You have to put in the reddit board name, for example: https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps/ultramarines
>>96666345I would put money down on this being fake
>>96666401>Keep finding historical archives of other Dynasts making fun of your past-sapient self>They have been making fun of your name for literal eons>Manage to grow even more omnicidal
>>96666422I’m sorry to tell you this but the Elves already control the Land Raider and lascannons
>>96666439you're in the right thread to be throwing your money away
>>96666416Agree. Instead of trying to act like they're not Dreads at all.>>96666425Even the Blackstone Chaos Lord had those weird organic elements. Idk what the fuck they were thinking.
>>96666439You can check the site yourself, it's at worst outdated as the site itself says. https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps/deathwatch40k>Hotwife>Houkai
>>96666439>>96666439You can check yourself with the subreddit tracker.
>>96666450Touche
>>96666430Well now I'm just more confused. Is that big in Singapore? What about the Imperial Fists says to an insane Singaporean sexual and political radical that "this is for you"? They're like the Prussians of 40k but less fun.
>>96666457>>96666460I just did, didn't realize he was picking the funny ones. I thought it was the top relationships
>>96666338It is, but it's a different flavour of mindless terminator. Severed is more like metal Tyranids. A mindless metal horde. The guy that you described is more how the Destroyer Cults are being characterized, with them being extreme nihilist that want to eradicate life and are absolutely willing to eradicate themselves once their job is done. You can still have both aspects if you want, after all the concept of a Destroyer Lord being used as a weapon by the Sarkoni Emperor is really not that absurd, but if you do you have to consider that their goals might not be always aligned. The Sarkoni Emperor to me seems more of a "absolute conquest and perfect order" kind of dude and not at all suicidal, while the destroyer lord would instead prioritise loss of life to actual strategic objectives. That's just my opinion however. It's explicitly stated that there are more than one Severed, and that kind of nihilism is hardly exclusive to Destroyers.
>>96666345>chaos is NAFO AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHANo wonder they mald about "orks"
>>96666470Now you know how statistics works!
>>96666472Thanks for the very well thought out response.The vibe I'm going for (and, mind this is almost entirely for my own autistic designs and the fluff of my gaming group) is that of the old school Pariahs.Like Lord Szas isn't really a person, he's more of a subroutine. Like Agent Smith in the Matrix or Thomas Macabee (the Pariah in Dawn of War).I don't get the sense that the Sarkoni Empire, being a program, would really have a lot of interest in interfacing with meatbags or rival dynasties and would rather outsource it to overlords repurposed and slaved to its will.
>>96666524>>96666472>>96666338You have no idea about Sarkoni at all.Sarkoni models its personality after a Necron Overlord from the one quote it said in all of its lore:>Ignoble scion of a forgotten dynasty, your awakening disturbs the quiet of space, that stillness to which the necrontyr aspire. Your world will be calmed, your minds quieted, your bodies restored to order. The Tesseract Vault and its transcendent shard shall return to Sarkon, that the c’tan may again purge the stars of disquiet. As it was after the Wars of Secession, so it shall again be. Thus decrees the Emperor of the Severed.>Message ends.-Cold SteelHere is the one
Is it true? Is the LVO going to be shot up by anti-tournament narrative players? I'm there and would not like to get shot.
>>96666554Where did you hear this?
>>96666554This counts as a threat bro the FBI are gonna knock on your door
>>96666345>Normal, well adjusted people play Orkz and Necrons >Tau players just like big robots >Everyone else is a degenerate, or a compfag degenerate in the case of eldar Based?
>>96666562thats TIVE, not gamers fren.
>>96666445But Lord Pisz Szas can positate without pizazz and jam!!
>>96666554A lie. The venue will in fact be stormed by 5 sects of chinese cultivators eager to show of the mastery of their Dao. You should not have courted death so carelessly by attending. A foolish blunder. Not even the august personage of jade can save you now.
>>96666275None of the pseudo-dreadnoughts have ever been good
>>96666285HH ignorer here; why did people get pissed about the Saturnines
>>96666639Have you tried asking /hhg/?
>>96666565Kind of hilarious that the Xenos players are all normal, though Dark Eldar isn't there
>>96666562>Implying the pajeet in chief can do his jobDon't worry he'll be there after to scribble on some bullets
>>96666565>compfag degenerate in the case of eldarHuh?Eldar is an MTG shitpost sub, Pathfinder, Worldbuilding and Fantasy.
elves are gay
>>96666345>Deathwatch most likely to be on r/hotwifeWE ARE ALWAYS ON THE WATCH. THE LONG WATCH. I LIKE TO WATCH. WATCHING WATCH TIME. IM ON THE WATCH RIGHT NOW. DONT INTERRUPT ME WHEN IM IN MY WATCHThat's too fucking perfect for fucks sake no way this shit is real
Is /40kg/ participating in locktober?
>>96666639They were an old lore thing that nobody expected to ever see have actual models because they look kinda silly.I love them because the kinda silly nature of them means they fit right into the Warhammer I came to back when I was a teeanger.
>>96666666and wasted
>>96666666>This post number wasted on a cuck post.Amazing.
Why is this nigga gay posting. regulate that on /wfg/ or something man
>>96666542Thanks for the quote, anon. Genuinely.Above all else I specifically want to do "No hijinks extinguish all life necrons", including the sort of muted paint scheme more common back when I first thought Necrons were neat before the Matt Ward nonsense. Relentless legions of ruthless, soulless machines.Sarkon seems like the way to go for that but I'm happy to learn if I'm wrong.
>>96666666>DeathWATCH >It's a black armor factionWhat the fuck did they mean by this Also settle down super Satan.
>>96666666get wastedcommit connect 4
>>96666666gj retard
>>96666669Never understood it because they're the custodes dreadnoughts
>>96666653>MTG shitpost sub,Oh I see I don't know anything about mtg so I figured it was some kind of competitive community.
>>96666666holy 6s, deathwatch are cucks confirmed!
>>96666345>admech - adhd>gsc - femboys>tyranid - asexualkek
>>96666666GW will squat the deathwatch because of this
>>96666345Why the fuck are the Sisters Belgian
>>96666666>>96666676>>96666680>>96666698>>96666699Maybe this really is the timeline we deserve
>>96666345>imperial fists are the literal tranny factionHAHAHAHAH
>>96666699Asexual just means brain damaged women (the female kind) Hence ftm and nonbinary in this list. Fitting for Tyranids I know.
>>96666697Yeah, magicthecirclejerking just puts out shitposts like picrel.
>>96666732And pic rel
>>96666746ok this ones pretty funny
>>96665942I have my doubts about GSC. The only other GSC players I've ever encounter is when they have above 50% winrate and some retard impulse buy the army. Finds out the thing is not autoplay and then I buy his shit for nothing because no else actually plays it.
Reminder to KILL tournament players in order for 11th edition to be lore>gameplay! GW is listening!
>>96666759Man would you fuck off? We're laughing at reddit right now
>>96666345>>96666437I keep looking for the subreddits (Salamanders and Death Guard) not on this list on that website and I keep running into r/helltaker
>>96666437Yeah, no black templars sadly.
>>96666770Girls' Frontline is pretty common too for some reason
>>96666554Yeah, a bunch of guys wearing all black gear are gonna come out during the big tournament screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR" and gun everyone down, they're gonna record it and make it into an ISIS video edit with an AI animated photo of Alan Bligh nodding and smiling in the corner in posthumous approval
>>96666345>Sisters>Belgium then a bunch of pornHowling
>>96666308It doesn't look Votann to me.
>>96666345VALRAK IS A TRANNY???????
>>96666345Nightlords made me laugh so hard I dropped my cigarette and burned my leg holy fuck
>>96666345If Votann was there, it'd all be nothing but Destiny copers.
>>96666345>Imperial Knights >Hazbin Hotel >Helluva boss >Rwby>Ohio
>>96666882IK players need to be killed anyway, miniatures that huge don't belong in 28mm let alone a whole faction of the damn things
>>96666882I expected more Star Wars.
Wow, TSons are super into the tourney scene
>>96666895Who are these guys?
Hmmm
>>96666894>Opponent brings knights to thousand points gameI guess I didn't actually feel like playing the game today.
>>96666899it's probably leftovers from when they were meta
Is $120 a good price for a Sisters of Battle Combat Patrol? It's unopened. I should just buy it right? I'm trying to start a Sisters army
>>96666895once you taste 40k, SW becomes stale and lame>>96666901wannabes and losers that no longer are canon in SW
Which army has the lowest chance of being painted?
Tried to look up horusgalaxy but they got b& lol
>>96666935Greytide Tau was the old stereotype
>>96666882Hate Knights but based
Does anyone happen to have the Armageddon crusade PDF? Waha doesnt have it yet, and Ive had no luck searching :(
>>96666930Which one? The old one or the new one?
>>96666955New one I'm pretty sure
>>96666932>pic>as if star wars ships aren't bigger on average including the super ships
>>96666950I have a shitty scan, but readable: https://gofile.io/d/yhI6kO
confirmed getting dropped in 11th edition
>>96666959The old one is better if you are starting the army and can find it. Even better if you can dig up the old combat patrol! New one is fair value at 120.
>>96666932It's the reverse. All modern 40k is rip offs of destinyshit and gaylo. Anything has flavor compared to the bungay of 40k.
>>96665659Twins
>>96666875My goodness. You're right.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>96666999Nice digits too. Is that the old raveners?
>>96666932>once you taste 40k, SW becomes stale and lameactually after overdosing on 40k and realizing how shit it all is, going back to '00s era SW is like a breath of fresh air. The Revenge of the Sith re-release was absolute kino compared to all the slop GW put on WHtv
>>96667012And >>96666932 thinks that's flavor. I bet he's a crossboarding destinyfag.
>>96667012Is this a shoop or did you manage to actually get data out of the site
>>96665790The irony of the Tau is they aren't a brighter future, just a new past. The Tau are retreading the very path that led humanity to the dark age of technology and age of strife.
>>96667030see >>96666965It's destinythegame but he did an html edit.
>>96667023Yep. Got 6 old plastic and 6 old metal to get through. The 4e metals, not the 3e metals.
>>96666962>SW ships bigger than 40k shipsoutside the DS, the imperium mogs size-wise anything in SWThe Emperor's flagship was bigger than a Gloriana, and those were 25-30km shipsCommon Sword-class escort frigates are twice the size of ISDs, lol
>>96666987>modern 40k is rip offs of destinyshit and gaylo>>96667025>'00s era SW is like a breath of fresh airamerican hours and retarded shitposters, name a more iconic duo
>>96667030>>96667036That's not my results
>>96667036>posting fakes and revealing you know what the destiny red it isHello /v/.
>>96667042destiny by itself refers to the streamer
>>96667039>>96667041I'm not buying your MMO looter shooter no matter how many times you shove it into 40k.
>>96667041fuck off destinyfag
>>96667041>american hours and retarded shitposters, name a more iconic duoYou have no soul and I'm sorry to say it
>>96667035They're literally in their own "dark age of technology" right now. Down to relying on AI servants and toying with the Warp without understanding it.
>>96667046>destiny by itself refers to your favorite vidyaFixed
As expected, none of the destinyfags ever deny the accusations. You newfags like it here? It's not the same as /v/ or /vg/.
>>96666932This meme was made by a fucking secondary.
>>96667059They can't deny it. They know it's true.
>>96667044>revealing you know what the destiny red it isit's pretty easy to guess what its named after making the same mistake as >>96667042 and thinking its just named destiny
>>96667068>destiny >destinygame>destinybungie>destinyTHEgameYeah, so easy among others.
Holy reddit what is going on in this thread?
>>96667075Anthemthegame is the name of a board in >>96667012 , it just seems to be a common suffix on reddit if the name of a game is a generic word like anthem or destiny
I bet you destinyfags are allied with that faggot heat axe fucker who annoying memed it so much.
>>96667047>>96667048>>96667059>randomly calling anons destinyfagsschizos or shills? both?
I wish gookmoot would bring back the unique IP counter
>>96667079Destinyfags
>>96667079Some /v/shit which infiltrated 40k as the leagues of /v/otann>>96667081>THE GAMEEven those others have 2 or some shit after.
>>96667088all that would do is reveal how dead the site is lmao
>>96667087>correctly exposing you and only now you deny it after being called out many times
>>96667087See >>96667059
>>96667092what are you even on about man
So did you buy dark eldar before the entire range sold out?
>>96667098The truth
>>96667099Half of it's resin, just get it from a recaster
Do you guys still like oldfag /tg/ favorites like Macha?
>Got my first Wraithlord for $15 via the Combat Patrol magazine>Bought two more for a combined total of $80 from ebay dudes reselling the magazine it came in>tfw got 3 Wraithlords for under $100 at like a 45% discount from the total MSRPMan this Combat Patrol thing gives some pretty decent value. Can't wait for the issue with the Wraithguard to hit the US, gonna buy like 2-3 more of them.
>>96667106Well, none of it is resin now ;^)
I think all that was supposed to be bait but it's honestly just confusing.
>>96667110Does he defend modern 40k and the destinyshit in his mouth as flavor?
>>96665780>Black Legion by ABD is mostly not canon anymore as much of it was retconned in various codexes and campaigns.There will be no more Black Legion books from ADBWtf are you talking about. They are canon and the 3rd book is complete but other novels need to come out first for lore reasons. Your entire post has to be bait, or you're just dont know what you're talking about, or you're just I'll minded.
>>96667110Macha who?
>>96667113It's probably some guy that thinks he's an epic raider
destroy elven craftworldssuplex elves through a coffee tableroundhouse kick elvesblast elves with a doomsday cannonstomp on elves with an imperial titan
>>96667131This the right thread buddy?
>>96667130The Eldar are all the asshole fail elf memes played straight. At least the Imperium and orks have a unique spin on their brand of assholery.
>>96667134Well, there is Destiny in 40k so it must be.
I love replying to myself with obvious in-between times. It helps disguise my love for destinyshit.
>>96667110Not like that. Eldar are slender and refined, not obese.
>>96667110Personally I prefer the real old school shit like Jeanstealer and Jubblowski.
>>96667131wrong broad anon
>>96667110/tg/ and it's board culture is dead all that's left is /v/ wearing a skinsuit
Would >the fatedhave been too subtle or was it this necessary to advertise their inspiration?
>>96667147In other words >>96667137
>>96667140It's canon that they have nice asses.
This is Votann.
>>96667150You ARE aware that "destiny, being destined, the concept of destiny" are things that exist OUTSIDE of your trash video game too, right?
>>96667152Neat, I have that same model
>>96667150What are you schizo posting about?
>>96667151I don't get it
>>96667160somebody is trying to force the votann=destiny meme again
>>96667154Huh?
what does the yu-gi-oh card dispenser do?
>>96667164They always came off as more of a Warframe grineer ripoff to me
>>96667170It's the force shield projector. A lot of the eldar wraith constructs can take them as wargear choices. Usually grants or improves the invuln save.
>>96667155>>96667160Destinyfag samefagger seethe
>>96667155NTA but he's got a point that any number of synonyms could've been used. >>96667152Guilliman please.
>>96667152Is it a controversial opinion to say that Eldar are the cutest?
>>96667164>>96667174Samefagging seething destinyfag trying to deflect
>>96667164Someone should use capitals fa
>>96667184They chose it on purpose. These /v/otrans destinyfags are desperate
>>96667190
>>96666345What the hell
>>96667164>>96667174Votann read like a more advanced Starcraft Terran to me. Which is fitting since the Terran are supposed to be a Space Marine knockoff.
>>96667147You’re so fucking negative
>>96667197that's for ebony porn theunforgiven is where the actual DAfags are.
>>96667186She is cute, but I hate the bags under the eyes the painter added. Eldar should be ethereal. Eldar are a race engineered for war. They wouldn't show war weariness in physical (human) ways. They would still look great, even if they've been through absolute shit.
>>96667187First of all I'm not a samefag, second of all I don't really care about your gay slapfight I'm felt like saying what Votann makes me think of more and third fuck you for making me briefly sinking to your autistic retard level instead of ignoring this destiny shit like I usually have for years now
>>96667200Keep trying. Keep trying.
>>96667200>a more advanced penal legion/v/otrans
>>96667110Taldeer has always been cuter.
>>96667035The Tau already had their age of strife and their horus heresy.
>>96667211nta but how new ar you that you think that pic means anything?
>>96667204It is objectively true though that /tg/'s culture is basically nonexistent nowadays compared to how it used to be
>>96667213Well, yes. The Votann wield coilgun spikes, their soldiers are criminals, and have nothing like AI cores in their lives.
>>96667206>spoilerOh, that must be an interestijng experience for someone looking up 40k dangels
>>96667221It's mostly habit from when it would ward off schizos like you
>>96667211>destinyfag deflection
>>96667211>I don't really care about your gay slapfight I'm felt like saying what Votann makes me think of moreJust admit you thought of your favorite looter shooter first.
>>96667200>>96667224Votann read more like Star Trek or Battlefield Galactica or a franchise that isn't Destiny because I'm trying too hard to avoid calling them my favorite thing.
>>96667243Same. I love destinyshit so much that I love modern 40k having that same stinky flavor.
all me btw
>prime model>mold lines I never knew were there become visibleevery tiem
The Tau and even the Votann are fundamentally more doomed than the Imperium because they lack psykers. You need necron level tech to stand a chance without psykers, and even the Necrons have to use the old ones created webway to get around This is ultimately fairly logical. In a universe where magic is real and the only real way to do FTL then having magic as a dump stat is just inherently limiting
Would power pikes be a good idea?
>>96667257Good thing they have destiny magic
>>96667249Such is life, I started building tau again and i forgot how excessive the mold lines are, even on their newer kits like the breachers.
>>96667214Agreed, yet Macha has endured.
>>96667206hol up >destinymemes The Dark Angelsfags are the actual destinyfags, not this gayass votann forced meme
>>96667257To add this the Imperium is actually the faction that is able to get around the best. It's one of the boring strengths. The Eldar and Dark Eldar are limited by the location of webway gates, and the webway is crashing around them. The Tyranids use their much slower version of FTL. The Necrons are in the same boat as the Eldar. Meanwhile the Imperium can send Space Marines, guardsmen, and titans across the galaxy when it really wants to. Its ftl just works most of the time and is super fast.
>oddsI paint csm>evenI restore an old sm predator>dubs I make terrain
>>96667257>You need necron level tech to stand a chance without psykersThat's where the Tau are headed.
>>96667271Alright guess I'll be painting some rubrics
>>96667259It amuses me that people shit on dual wielding as unrealistic, but there's records of Pikemen busting a sword out. It's not one-to-one the same but people DID whip out a sword if their main weapon isn't good for after the enemy closed the distance or they're bracing for cavalry and putting their weight on their pike, then getting out a sword for if the rider falls forward so they can shank them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzM4MYYW1Ik
>>96667257The Leagues of Votann have less potent psykers and also psy-tech. Their Warp navigation and Gellar tech is so advanced that they can track space hulks in the Warp, suspend in the Warp, and then dismantle the immense conglomerations of ships within the Warp.The T'au, after the Damocles Crusade, tripled their recruitment drive toward psyker races. It's reported that the T'au Empire has access to its own psychic corps
>>96666963good enough - thanks!
>>96667265>destinymemesMemes about the streamer. It's not destinythegamememes
>>96667272Not really. The Necrons had help from the ctan to develop their technology, including the void dragon which has science inspiration powers or something, and super intelligence AI minds to help them out. The Tau won't get close to the Necrons for tens of thousands of years if ever (they would collapse long before that)
>>96667283He couldn't help exposing the fact that his first thoughts were to destinyshit
>>96667284B-But muh Necrontyr completing science!!!
>>96667284The Tau already out-tech the Necrons in some areas.
>>96667283>>96667288nigger
>>96667268>The Necrons are in the same boat as the Eldar.Not really. They retconned back the Necron fast drives.They are stated to be slightly slower than Imperial Warp Drives.As for the Aeldari, apart from Craftworlds, their ships can travel the Warp. They don't do it a lot since it's dangerous.
>>96667283I will cope and insist it's the vidya
>>96667279They have some limited psychic tech but even their d Grimnyr are not true psykers. They shine just bright enough to mesh with ward-tech. It's very limited. Their FTL is also limited a bit like the Tau
>>96666345>drukhari>warhammercompetitive (431.52)about 100 higher than the 2nd highest. most are are 150-250>1200isplenty (9.77)ana girlsinteresting mix
>>96667297Those areas being?
>>96667298Looks like a streamer to me. Isn't that the VTuber thing where you put some 3D model over yourself? Tell me about that how your recognize them as not the streamer.
>>96667298I too see streamers
>>96667300The Necrons mainly use Dolmen Gate to travel long distances
>>96667284My guy, Cawl cracked plenty of their knowledge already, and he isn't half as brilliant as O'Vesa.
>>96667307Mobility, firepower, and C&C mostly.
>>96667307Fat fucking milkers.
>>96667120>They are canon and the 3rd book is completeSource?Your entire post has to be bait, or you're just dont know what you're talking about, or you're just I'll minded.
>>96667300>As for the Aeldari, apart from Craftworlds, their ships can travel the Warp. They don't do it a lot since it's dangerous.I mean, yeah, that's my point. They can't reliably do it without being turned into dinner for Slaanesh or going insane. It isn't reliable. The Imperium can
>>96667313Not anymore. With their drives being slightly slower than Warp Drives, they can cross the entire galaxy in a year or so.
>>96667316Do you happen to base this on tabletop rules of their units?
>>96667315He didn't, just some specific tech, but you didn't forgot about what is buried on Mars now did you?
>>96667327destinyshit /v/otrans do anything but admit they're destinyfags
>>96667326The Necrons are in a similar situation to the Imperium. They do have some powerful tech...but it's rare and irreplaceable. Whereas the Tau have powerful tech that's mass producible and easily replaced.
>>96667327>Votann are like a fucking Penal Legion because a streamerYeah, that makes more sense than comparing Votann to Terran Marines.
>>96667330He gained control over a Necron Nodal outpost and drained it of knowledge. He already reverse-engineered what he learned into early forms of the Imperial Pylons
>>96667339>The Necrons are in a similar situation to the Imperium. They do have some powerful tech...but it's rare and irreplaceable.You have zero idea what you're talking about.
>>96667327It's just a desperate comparison because LoV do a very NASA style. Fishbowl retro sci-fi.
I kroot. I eat necrons.
>>96666821Don't forget the prolife, as in anti abortion lol
>>96667259Maybe for space marines, but the power spear already fills that role well.For regular guard i think they have the right idea with the shaped charges they use on rough riders, it's much cheaper to equip more guys and could probably be very effective deterence against more heavily armourd melee chargers. Although given our own history of antipike warfare like Doppelsoldner, more agile and skilled eneimes like eldar and space marines would have an easier time dealing with them, but that's the life of a guardsmen and at least they're 50more of you behind you to fill your spot when you die.
>>96667110Why have we never gotten a female farseer model
>>96667325The Inertialess Drive is old lore that was retconned to them using the webway. They used to have fast purely physical based FTL that the ctan helped them set up but not any more. It isn't clear if they need ctan to make them work or only the ctan could set them up. Cawl talks about it here>‘It is a quantum empathic resonance beacon,’ said Cawl. ‘The necrons are masters of the physical realm. Their understanding of matter and the nature of the materium is so profound they can accomplish miracles that other races must rely upon the warp to achieve. I have come to believe that their ability to travel faster than light and communicate over interstellar distances must have been dependent on networks of beacons like Mount Pharos. Exactly how, I am not sure, but I suspect at the centre of every one is an entangled supermass of isolated particles perfectly in tune with others of their kind scattered across the galaxy. They are strange, these tangles, and powerful. Not only do they influence each other, allowing instant transmission of data, but they can also alter the sympathetic frequencies of other particles near to them, aligning them with other tangles, with targeted, predictable effects.’>‘Explain more clearly,’ said Felix.>‘This machine exploits the fundamental laws of physics to connect multiple parts of reality together, with no need of the warp. That is the simplest way I can express it,’ said Cawl.
>>96667344Every necron that is permanently destroyed represents a soldier that can never be regained. And when it's a cryptek or some other important figure, all the worse.Same with the Imperium and its tech. Sure, they can produce some of the bigger titans rarely from select forge worlds...but only from those forge worlds. When those worlds are lost, so are the titans. Whereas the Tau can produce their titans from any world they want.
>>96666666KEK.
>>96667347Great source of iron.
>>96667356You really have no idea what you're talking about.
>>96667361I accept your concession.
>>96667356Necrons can just make AI versions of warriors that would be just as functional. Only nobles and crypteks are truly irreplaceable
>>96667356>Every necron that is permanently destroyedThat's not easy
>>96667339That simply isn't true. They do have rare and irreplaceable tech like the orrery, but that stuff is light years beyond any other technology in the galaxy. They have enormous supplies of what would be high technology to the Tau or imperium. Like living metal, anti chaos pylons, gauss, etc.
>>96667361>>96667356You both have a point. Every permakilled Necron is irreplaceable, so that is a form of tech they can't reproduce. They also can't recreate the pharos beacons and some of their more fantastic devices. They can still produce most of their tech, it's just that the crypteks that understand it don't necessarily want to share their knowledge. Orikan may know how to do limited time travel, but that doesn't mean "the Necrons" can do it. The Necrons aren't united,
>>96667347Imagine eating KFC and the chicken starts trying to reform itself back to life inside you.
>>96667372>Orikan may know how to do limited time travel, but that doesn't mean "the Necrons" can do it.As a votannfag, I feel strangely aroused by this
>>96667370It's not easy...but it is guaranteed. A 1% chance of something happening over the course of infinity becomes a guaranteed chance of that happening.
>>96667365It's like all your lore knowledge comes from reddit and memes. You should read the final Dawn of Fire book to educate yourself.
>>96667373Imagine surviving it and becoming stronger.
>>96667354New Dawn of War will make them make one trust
>>96667355Read either the 9th or 10th Necron codex. The Inertialess Drives are back.
>>96667356May as well delete the Sahara one grain of sand at a time. 'Irreplaceable' implies it's a one-off, or a rare limited run. That doesn't really fit for necron battleline stuff, even if it is technically correct under an autistically literal interpretation. Making more classic necrons can't be done, but there are so so many and they're so hard to permakill that the limitation is functionally irrelevant.
>>96667370The Twice Ruined King first novel says after every battle, at least 10% of the Necron Legion are lost forever.
>>96667383It isn't as powerful as it used to be. It's slower than the webway and using the imperium's war drives. The Necrons can get around, they aren't stuck like the Tau, but they are behind the Imperium. The order would go something like this Imperium>Necrons>Eldar>Votann>TauI don't know how fast the tyranid FTL is only that isn't supposedly slower. Kinda like a monster coming toward you vibe
>>96667383Now the Tau have a much more advanced form of FTL that creates wormholes anyways. It's pretty much a better version of the Webway.
>>96667390>after every battle, at least 10% of the Necron Legion are lost forever.Given how tough the Necrons are, that's an absurdly high statistic. Are they fighting whole Space Marine Legions or Hive Fleets every time?
>>96667390Post the exact page where that was stated.
>>96667390>Black library book has wonky numbersStop the presses
>>96667393I would put the Necrons first, since despite their drives being slightly slower, they are vastly safer and reliable. They are not limited by the conditions of the Warp, so in Nihlius the Necrons are king.The Votann 9th ed codex says that T'au slipstream engines are faster than the Kin WArp Drives
>lorefags
>>96666666OINK OINKOINK OINKI CAME FOR THE SLOP IS THIS PART OF THE MTG UB CORNER CHAIR SET?
>>96667408Imperium warp travel is pretty reliable. I don't know if they still have to sacrifice a pysker to strengthen the Gellar field for long jumps or not, but either way it usually works. There are some accidents but their logistics and supply lines work. That's why they can have agriworlds feeding a bunch of other planets, supply the guards and marines, move their forces around, etc. Rogue Trader usually don't die because of FTL problems.
>>96667393I like the necrons having FTL ships, the dolmen gates only era annoyed me because of how any world without a dolmen or tomb couldn't be threatened at all by robot skellys.
For shits and giggles, I'd like to see all the space cowboys of the setting face off.
>>96667425Yeah but the original retcon made sense because their old FTL was too op. Now it's a good balance
>>96667408>>96667427What's destiny FTL?
>>96667210>Eldar are a race engineered for war. They
>>96667430>Eldar are a race engineered for sexsee>>96665639
>>96667428Agreed
>>96667401Give me a link to the pdfs of the two books please and then I will.
>>96667429no FTL in Destiny according to Google
Why are taufags so obsessed with being the best and strongest when they are just one irrelevant faction in 40k? Also why are all of them degenerate coomers? Tau are ugly asf.
>>96667390That was a shitty dynasty with worse reanimation protocols
>>96667257>What are NicassarThe Tau have had psykers since the beginning, and unlike the Imperium, they're stable psykers that don't open hell portals.
>>96667436I accept your concession.
>>96667437This means all destiny happens within a small enough scope that no faction needs it. I didn't expect bungie to make a setting like this after halo had so much ftl
>>96667390>>96667399>>96667401The Twice Dead King: Ruin: >They meant that for every hundred warriors destroyed, anywhere up to three would never return, their patterns uncaptured by the reconstruction vaults.It's from chapter 2
>>96667449No concession. I only read it as a hardback
>>96667452I think it's 99% just in the Sol system
>>96667459>>96667460So that's just one shitty minor dynasty falling to ruin.
>>96667459>>96667468Post the other bit about the Necrons being a dying race, please.There is also the Ghost Arks from the codex. It's lore says that it breaks down Necron warriors that cannot be repaired.
>>96667390I haven’t gotten around to those novels yet, but from my understanding, what makes them interesting in comparison to the Infinite and the Divine is that the centers on a Dynasty that wasn’t very wealthy and thus their shit is breaking while Trayzahn and Orikan are basically royalty so all of their shit works.
It's bizarre to me that for as many coomlets as there are obsessed with Tau and posting Tau rule 34 you rarely see them talking about/posting pics of fucking the face slit.
>>96667446Yeah the biggest advantage the Tau have is that they're playing 'tall'. The Emperor and the Primarchs never really cared much for improving the state of the Imperium, stuff like 'education' and 'infrastructure' was gae shit when they could just conquer more worlds with the stuff they wanted.
We need more botes
>>96667525>The Emperor and the Primarchs never really cared much for improving the state of the Imperium, stuff like 'education' and 'infrastructure' was gae shit when they could just conquer more worlds with the stuff they wanted.B-But muh guilliman!!!
>>96667446Too weak to matter.Getting more humans is unironically the Tau’s best hope. Humans are kind of a Mary Sue race in 40k
>>96667527Look anon I'd fuck Balti but this isn't the thread for them
>>96667527Yes please
>>96667401You got fucked up for asking this. The guy posted the exact page. What's your next move? I feel like you lost way more than 10% of your fighting strength in that exchange.
>>96667527
>>96667529Guilliman's mind for logistics stops just short of actually considering the actual industry itself. He's very good at making due with what he has, but for all his favoritism towards Ultramar it's still a run-down shithole.
>>96667537Leglock tomboy
friendly reminder that 8% of elves summon 25% of chaos gods
>>96667547>replying to the same post multiple timesGive me (You)s too. No Destiny. Just the *(You)s
>>96666622What are terminators?
>>96667562But samefaggers only reply to themselves
>>96667547I'm 99% sure about this.
>>96667536IIRC the Nicassar help teach human psykers how to control their powers and keep them from going insane. So it's actually pretty beneficial for them to have both species living alongside each other.
>>96667564They're Necrons but with phased plasma rifles with 40 watt range.
>>96667527Fuck me I'm just about to start painting this St. Louis miniature, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BRAIN
>>96667525Literally not true. The Emperor cared a lot about that, but he was busy and after he was out of the picture things degenerated. Ending Old Night was at the top of his list
>>96667564The soldiers of Torquemada in Nemesis the Warlock
>>96667575I use only the most scientific mind reading abilities and I won't stop. They're extremely valuable for determining what anons paint their minis, what anons play Destiny but deny it, etc.
>>96667580>what anons play Destiny but deny itThey play Votann?
>>96667575Is it her dress or regular version?
>>96667527what's a bote
Have the Tau ever had an alpha plus psyker pop on one of their worlds? I assume not. That’ll be a “fun” time for them when it happens
>>96667580>play DestinyWell I'm safe from that one at least.
>>96667576Well we see how that was foolish of him. You gotta have a strong foundation before you can build up, the Emperor was playing god and making all sorts of gambles he had no capacity to back up while the empire he ruled over had nothing in favor of it but sheer mass. Ironically if he had just given up on the silly complicated plots and focused on the fundamentals of empire building the Imperium would still be standing strong today.
>>96667582I see at least one of my methods are exposed. I must be careful next time.
>>96667584boat but spelled wrong like tonk instead of tank or plon instead of plane
>>96667585They had a future warp god pop up in their empire, that's pretty close.
>>96667575post it you double git
As much as I HATE taufags. I'd rather get a Ultramarines vs. Tau for 11th than vs. Orks.I also like Centurions so yeah I know.
>>96667595No really. That just means a lot of humans were converted to the greater good. An alpha plus psyker can summon a bunch of greater demons and warp reality by snapping their fingers.
>>96667587It really wasn’t though. He was moving past after the warp storms cleared for a bunch of different reasons. There’s also no reason to assume the wellbeing of worlds was ignored. The Imperial Truth was based on spreading reason and science. He just don’t have enough time
>>96667587That's a fallacy. That route could have introduced a whole different set of problems that made the situation worse in the end. The problems we know about aren't the only ones that could ever potentially exist.
>>96667609Only if they're not first caught though. I mean otherwise you might as well ask why the Imperium hasn't been overrun by such a psyker.
>>96666361You know, I hear that once you get past the whole KILL MAIM BURN exterior, he's actually a pretty swell guy.
>>96667186
>>96667606I do too. I think the chunky boys are great. They were some of my first models
>>96667619>There’s also no reason to assume the wellbeing of worlds was ignoredExcept for everything we know about those worlds.Necromunda was saved from Orks by Dorn. The man was a master builder, he could've, you know, made Necromunda not so utterly shit. And in the process he would've even increase its productivity and ability to supply the Imperium. But nope, off he had to go, to conquer other shit worlds.
what the fuck even was this thread
>>96667653Sex
>>96667635Based
*coughs*
>>96667446>that scene of a nicassar using a barrier against bolter fire, and then manhandling a death guard marine with her clawsNicassar model when?
What caused GW to start caring about Tau auxiliaries anyway, after so many battlesuits? Fans were asking for more auxiliaries for a while, why the sudden love for Kroot and Vespids?
>>96667583Dress version, friend.
>>96667653A special more extra dogshit
>>96667790>Fans were asking for more auxiliaries for a whilepretty much that, plus with GW's new focus on killteam as an actual system it's a good avenue to get out out more specialised kits to gauge interest.
>>96667795Good choice link a picture of it pleasehttps://files.catbox.moe/iueigw.png
>>96667626Wrong thread NPC
>>96667790It takes time for feedback to filter up to decision makers, then even more time to turn a concept into a purchasable miniature.
>>96666667wish i had a cute bf to lock up
>>96667840Yeah, last we heard the pipeline is roughly 5 years, right?
>>96667846I don't have an exact number, but I'd believe that one.
>>96667822How can you say shit like this when >>96667808is clogging up the thread
>>96665659finally finished my counts-as-tzaangors (fellgor ravagers)currently painting up a termie sorc & foot exalted for tsons, after which I'll do another 5 man squadI've got my recipe down for colors so now comes the task of creating the most efficient painting process so I can do the remaining 20 rubrics with my brain entirely shut off
>>96667849>already image and bump limit>complaining about big booby botesI'd post another Essex if it wasn't image limit.
>>96666667Wish I had a cute gf to lock me up.
>>96667808Don't got a working camera at the moment but it's based on this stlhttps://files.catbox.moe/djyile.png
>>96667846>>966678485 years seems to be the timeline of a concept being proposed to a model line hitting the shelves yeah. The Krieg Killteam was 2021 and we got the rest of their plastic range this year for one example of this timeline playing out.
>>96667849He post cute girl. Not some faggy xenos like Eldar, Tau or OrksCoomers> NPCs
>>96667894Aight thanks https://files.catbox.moe/mxnb5x.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/y4mqyi.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/zit0iv.jpg
>>96667894Do you have the stl?
>>96667923one is $20 one is free, I'm not him so I don't know the differences between the files if there are any. https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/art/azur-lane-saintlouis-luxury-handle-for-3d-print-modelhttps://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/art/st-louis
>>96667904>He post cute girl. Not some faggy xenos like Eldar, Tau or Orks>>1837287 is that way faggot, how about you talk about Warhammer related stuff in the Warhammer general. If you're so insistent on posting coomer art of humans go ahead and post Imperium coomer art.
>>96667976>>96667976>>96667976>>96667976>>96667976
>>96667966weird way of asking for lewd art but here you go anon https://files.catbox.moe/ltpo28.png
>>96667966How about you stop LARPing as janny xenofag? Not your general, faggot.
>>96667361>>96667377Brother, the fact that roughly 30% of necrons don't reanimate with each one dying being gone forever is a plot point for one of the necron Black Library novels.
>>96667803They're also just running out of things to make for nearly every faction, and getting so mature that even a lot of "old" kits are still fully passable plastic that doesn't need an urgent redo. Some factions have been near-complete for a while... they had to invent Primaris to justify more marine kits, the Tyranid revamp was mostly new units, etc. They wrapped up some longstanding gaps like aspect warriors.I know some autistico will see this and be like, "the carnifex kit has huge gaps" or "Chaplain Fagfellatrio is still in finecrap" or whatever, but I'm talking about a range-wide paradigm. We're gonna be seeing them plumbing blurbs for obscure units for the next little while (and then redoing firstborn, of course).
>>96668133If they wanted to I guess they could redo every Guard range they every released in plastic, but anything beyond the expected Catachan refresh and the odd killteams is probably pushing it. Yea Vallahans, Vostroyans, Steel Legion, Tallarn, Mordian, Preatorians as distinct ranges would be neat but there's only some many basic soldiers in space GW can release before people get sick of it.
>>96666345>Tyranids>No vore subreddits at allDisappointing
>>96666666checked
>>96666345why are so many marines fucking nerds?
