HEEERE PIGGY PIGGYSOUUUIEEEEEEE! HERE PIGGY PIGGY!COME GET YER SLOP! Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-june-30-2025>NewsThe 2025 MagicCon and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>96660378>TQWill the pay piggies ever recover?
SOOIEEEEEEE!Universes of Slop!SLURP!
>Slurp slurp slurp!I AM A PIG AND I EAT SLOP
>TQMan, I play my Cosmic Spider-Man, Cloud, and Terra decks exclusively and without shame.When I played Magic in the tournament scene it was during Innistrad to Ammonkhet, when there was no UB and Commander was a new thing. The only reason I'm buying Magic product again is because UB attracted me back, and also introduced me to casual Commander which is much more my speed since I think cEDH and netdecking in general is corny and it's what drove me away from playing Standard 10+ years ago.I understand why people like chasing the meta, but it's not for me. I'm gonna build my homebrew casual Commander decks with my wife with characters we dig, and no amount of passive aggressiveness from salty neckbeards at my LGS is going to sway that.Being mad at or thinking you're above people for enjoying a different product in the same card game you enjoy is like Xbox vs. Playstayion console war level childish pettiness. You're not cooler than me because you're piloting someone else's cEDH deck while I'm enjoying my WUBRG tribal junk Spider Tribal deck with random jank and shinies from my collector box, we're just enjoying the game differently.
>>96665667>TQthis is very offensive anon, you can't compare people to pigs or orcs or even depict either in magic card art. here's a cover for your disgusting O____h F____r.
Kenobi is a stereotypical Youtuber who relies on outrage marketing to generate clicks. You shouldn't give him attention.
>>96665726Just call him a good piggie and mock him for eating slop.
>>96665726>Large Dr. Who card in the background of the video>Uh yeah I have been playing magic for a whileSeems humans can be transformed into pigs in this universe...
>>96665667Is out there any hope for this Pig Slop Far... I mean Trading Card Game?
>>96665726>>96665756>Just call him a good piggie and mock him for eating slop.I mean, he IS a good piggie and he DOES eat slop.
>>96665726Did you know that Vince is a racist cuck gooner?>The More you Know!
I am a pig and I eat slop
>>96665789SUUUIEEEEEE!HERE PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY!
>>96665775You entitled human, head slopfeeder Maro has said that there is more universes within than ever before! I mean you are getting a book... a netflix series... a comic...
>>96665791Jim Davis??
>>96665789He said "chuds that say this stuff only say it online" he's a faggot leftist that should be mocked like the pig he is
>>96665789I THINK THIS PIGGY NEEDS SOME MORE SLOP!
Uh oh, the piggies have broken out of the pen again!
WAITER! WAITER!!! I DEMAND A DC SET! NOW!
yugiGODS are laughting at magic the trannerings lmao
>>96665789I would literally call this subhuman "PIG SLOPEATER" at face without a care in the world. This kind of scum coomsomer faggots is the people who have ruined this game.
Damn someone bought all curse of swine from my lgs. Who of you fuckers got them?Stop buying into meme cards!! Specially the ones I want to buy!
>One case of Spiderman collector's boxes please. And don't forget the promo!
>hasbro is going to kill wizardsGoddamnit, I could tolerate a handful of meme reskins, but entire sets of this shit is annoying.
>>96665789why do leftists hate white people so much
>>96665887I look like this but I don't say this
>>96665667Whats the point of making a new thread after only 300 replies when images can still be posted?
>>96665789is he talking about himself here?
>>96665789i literally wear cologne to YGO tournaments
>>96665896/tg/ isn’t that slow nigga. autosage will kill the thread sure enough
>>96665946Based and sloppilled.
According to Maro, Blue is without sin.
>>96665953Then why does he keep writing the blue characters to be egotistical morons?
>>96665946Commander bros? Why do you do this?
>>96665953Blue is the color of piggies so that makes sense.
>>96665953WUBRG - gluttony
>>96665962>Maro>WritingThe last time he wrote any characters was when he wrote some of Karn's flavour text.
Waiter!Excuse me, waiter!There is no Naruto-flavored slop on this menu!Waiter! Waiter please, I need Naruto slop! When are you adding Naruto flavored slop waiter!
>>96665892they hate us cuz they anus
>Commander hate>UB hate >Standard hatemtg as a whole its fucking finished in the long run lmao. The farm its entering their desperate era
>>96665896Specifically to fuck with Hasbro's marketing team, they are late and now they are in trouble with their bosses because we get another SLOPPIN thread
>>96665953Holy shit Maro, announce the bible UB already, me hungry
>>96665975I thought that was HASBROtm LUL
>>96665892They don't. For all practical purposes, all people want the same thing, but social media has a bottom line that requires rage baiting and division to be successful. Thusly people who find themselves frequently on social media create these polarizing mindsets where they stereotype the "other side" as generically as possible. We're doing it right now. You're creating this idea that "all leftists hate white men" and I'm creating this idea that all UB-enjoyers are subhuman pig men.
>>96665953>most likelyI hate Maro as much as the rest of you, but 1-800-COME-ON-ANON
>>96665965Blue is not the color of piggies but (((pig farmers))). Piggies are clearly a red animal
One serving of Paw Patrol UB slop coming right up!EAT UP PIGGIES!
>>96666018YUM YUM YUM
The pig squeals in pain as he consumes you.
So if I am playing the black panther commander deck can I claim its racist to beat me?
A pig sits down at a fancy restaurant and orders slop. When the slop arrives, the pig notices a that there’s a fly in the slop.“Waiter, there’s a fly in my slop!”, thanked the pig.
>>96666042Depends on what other decks the pod is playing. For example if you play against a Kyle Broflovski commander deck, it's not racist if he beats you
>>96666008>You're creating this idea that "all leftists hate white men" and I'm creating this idea that all UB-enjoyers are subhuman pig men.I don't think either of us are wrong tho
Kamigawa Neon Dynasty should have been a Wedge Set>White Faction: W+UR Imperials >Blue Faction: U+BG Saiba >Black Faction: B+RW Reckoners>Red Faction: R+UG Asari>Green Faction: G+WB Jukai
It's perfect.
>>96666014This anon is redpilled on the blue
I miss aggressively targeting myself with Thought Scours to play Tasigur on turn 2
>>96666079Thought the art was slop for a hot minute.
>>96666109just because it isn't ai doesn't mean it isn't slop
>>96665720>nuMagic>standardsppfffffff
>>96666005You are schizophrenic.
>>96666042If your not black it's racist for you to play Black Panther.
>>96666166and your boss is very upset you let another sloppin thread go through, just like your thread from yesterday that got bumplocked by Jannie for being over an hour late, lol, lmao even>>>96660453
OINK! IS THAT STAR TREK?! OINK!
>>96666215Bro don't hate on the Prof. Unlike the other content creators who gobble slop and ask for more with a smile, the Prof only eats the slop under duress and he regularly calls out the bullshit.He's alright.
>>96666075I don't think they're making wedge sets with the central color being the wrong one anymore.
>>96666232If he actually cared wouldn't he swear off it all? Even if its IPs he likes?
Piggy piggy piggy, can't you see
>>96666257He addressed this where if he did that he wouldn't be creating Magic content anymore and someone else would likely take his place.
>>96666215Prof is just mindbroken, just like Saffron. Both know the situation don't blame them.
For how often people here gossip about MaRo I’m shocked nobody brought up him finally admitting that Ghabzan Ogress was entirely his idea
>>96666257>If he actually cared wouldn't he swear off it all? Even if its IPs he likes?He likes what he likes and refuses to like what he doesn't like. He likes some of the UB products, that's his choice. But he isn't trying to run cover for it, and he never defends it beyond saying sometimes he personally likes it.Unlike the piggies, who leap out of the woodwork to shout down any dissent and run around yelling about how great UB is and how people who don't like it are just crazy.Would I prefer the Prof to rail against all UB at every turn? Sure. But him being honest about it and his thoughts on it, and showing no desire to be a corporate cockgobbler, is good enough.
>>96666212Why are you like this?Are the Mice-anon whot got upset at Heartfire Hero?
>>96666278So if the piggies consume slop in silence its okay then?
>>96666296>So if the piggies consume slop in silence its okay then?That's not what Prof does. He doesn't appear to have pretensions about what he likes. He has cringe guests on sometimes, friends of his writers usually, and I fault him for not standing against that. He doesn't want controversy so he just goes along with it, whatever. Everyone has their failings.The big point is that Prof is not a piggie. He's just a guy who loves MTG.
>>96666283Because you took human food off the restaurant menu and replaced it with slop
When will Mark succeed.
>>96666215
>>96666317Soon (tm)
>>96666309I walk like a pig, oink like a pig, and eat slop like a pig. What am I?
>>96666283>Why are you like this?I am not a pig and I do not want slop.
>>96666232He is a complete faggot now and keeps slurping the slop
>>96666311Don't you like In Universe sets? We could have discussions about Lorwyn.
>>96666324>I walk like a pig, oink like a pig, and eat slop like a pig. What am I?Prof doesn't do that, though. In fact, he frequently does the opposite and openly rails against WotC's greed rather often.I don't understand the point you're trying to make.
>>96666330>He is a complete faggot now and keeps slurping the slopHis most recent video is literally him pointing out that there is too much slop and he does not want it. Straight up almost half of his videos are him criticising UB.
>>96666341Bro he buys their slop all the time and opens collector's boxes in order to prove how bad they are, but then decides to open more of them when he doesn't reach his target amount. Most of his opinions aren't his anymore because he is reading from a script while making his low effort content
>>96666270
>>96666317In 2025 no obviouslyIn 2026? Dude is actually trying his hardest.Wait until Magic WorldWide championship decks of that year have all of them cards like Donatello, Picard, She-Hulk, Gollum, Kirk, Thorin, The Shredder and Black Panther all of them 2026 sets btw.Maybe you couldnt do it in 2025 faggot but next year is 100% reaching critical mass.
Based on the soft landing set ethos Lorwyn will be similar to Avatar.
>>96666351>Bro he buys their slop all the time and opens collector's boxes in order to prove how bad they are, but then decides to open more of them when he doesn't reach his target amountHe's a content creator, he creates content. It's his job, you moron.While content creators like Olive and Kenobi are gleefully slurping slop directly out of the hose, it's insane to claim that the Prof is even remotely close to that. Half his videos are explicitly critical, half of the rest are positive only in sarcasm. Calling him a piggie is crazy.If you throw away what friends you have, all you have left are nemies. Stop being an idiot.
Is Mark Right?
>>96666341What I am trying to say is his point about railing against WotC's greed is moot if all you do after talking bad about them is buy more of the product. He's probably the biggest MtG youtuber and has a lot sway. He could make a stand saying "Nope not covering Spiderman since I dislike it and the way magic is going." Instead he rails against it but then covers it in multiple videos and buys the products. He only really cares about the views on the video.
>>96666352I'm well out of the loop. It a racist thing or a sexist thing or a political thing?
>>96666370If consuming slop is his job, then he is a piggie. Get his balls off your mouth oink oink
>>96666334>says he will make you human food>actually makes you commander slopthis is why we hate you
>>96665953i could see blue as pride or maybesloth
>>96666375>What I am trying to say is his point about railing against WotC's greed is moot if all you do after talking bad about them is buy more of the product.>He's probably the biggest MtG youtuber and has a lot sway. He could make a stand saying "Nope not covering Spiderman since I dislike it and the way magic is going."It's his job, mate.If your options are either losing your income stream and becoming homeless, or being sarcastic whenever you can, this isn't a touch choice for many people.Hate him for not wanting to be homeless all you want. Not everyone is Diogenes, some people like having a house.
>>96666379Sexist. The gag of the card was that the woman in question only dated good magic players.
>>96666334Huh? World Champion? Is this one of those cards that's designed after a real person? I couldn't figure this out. Everything about here is in-line with Lorwyn's aesthetics. I can't tell the odd one out. Is it this guy?
>>96666394lmao him being able to keep a roof on his head is not dependent on him eating slop
>>96666388>If consuming slop is his job, then he is a piggie.>If breaking things is your job, that makes you a vandal.No that means you work in demolition. Your logic is shit.
>>96666330
>>96666397Ah, thanks.
Increase the pack size decrease the power level.
>>96666399It is partly dependent on that. His box opening videos are his most successful videos. If a third of your income is tied up in a specific practice, and losing a third of your income would result in you being unable to maintain your current standard of living, then yes.In fact. Yes, your lifestyle IS, IN FACT, dependent on you continuing to do that particular thing.
>>96666360can you imagine if a pt or world championship is won by something like "aang 5c", "hulk aggro" or "enterprise blink"? would be fucking hilarious man lmao
>>96666398nobody here would ask this question, and your self-replies are legitimately glowing, please get better at your job, mr. marketer
is modern belcher based or finna cringe?
>>96666394>I am a pig and its my job to eat slop
>>96666420Any deck that plays even one DFC is cringe. No exceptions.
>>96666419You're so stupid that you couldn't understand sarcasm at the absurdity of Lorwyn elves, or really any other elf in this game, having such distinctively human features such as facial hair.
>>96666410More than anything I think the real problem was she wasn’t in on the joke. MaRo basically said “hey you’re gonna be on a card” and she had to find out the joke was on her the hard way. Probably would’ve played out differently if they had actually shown it to her and asked if she thought it was funny. I think the only thing she really had to say was that she didn’t find it weird she mainly dated pros because she was a magic player and people’s dating pool tends to be limited to work and hobby, which is true.
>>96666418Every day it becomes closer to reality in the LGShttps://youtu.be/lrzKT-dFUjE?si=6EsGN7yrW-cynWQN
>>96666424Please refer to.>>96666404This has already been covered. Keep up.
>>96666420A deck that should die.Alongside Amulet and Energy. Also Unban Pod, Jitte and Uro.
>>96666428I'm going to make the next three threads about slop just to spite you, good luck!
So is the USS Enterprise going to be a Spacecraft or a Vehicle?
>>96666420honest mono red belcher is baseddishonest blue belcher is cringe
>>96666443>He thinks I'm markerfagGo ahead. We're getting a Dwight from The Office Secret Lair. I want to see people say "this is retarded."
>>96665667Im excited for them to lean into the new meme and make the pigslop secret lair, I bet at least half of you would buy it
>>96666418At this point i will just play Pioneer were 90% of those shit cards will have 0 effect. Like that Vivi Abomination.
>>96666475>I bet at least half of you would buy itI am a pig and I eat slop.
>people are so angry about crossovers that a tirade against a completely different topic (commander) becomes the emblem of itlol
>>96666428Why would an elf having a beard be weird? In fact it makes more since on Lorwyn with the elves having goat like features.
>>96665726he's a race baiting faggot and sounds like his throat is coated in dried cum
>>96666455I ordered the old red belcher deck in paper years ago and quickly learned it was much more miserable to play IRL than on MTGO
>>96666496Lorwyn elves would kill a bearded elf on sight
>defending prof the faggotron that keep giving WOTC a pass because thats his job? yeah no he is a SLOP apologist.
>>96666495>completely different topicYou know one thing is directly related to the other right? Or are you trying to say Cummander has nothing to do with this matter?
>>96666495>completely differentUB pushing is very explicitly an attempt to appeal to the types of people who primarily play commander. Even the guy who wrote the rant has explicitly said it’s also about UB. UB is also objectively and very apparently a commander-style product line even if they’re now in standard.
>>96666500that's completely fair, I exclusively play on MTGO so I don't have to worry about MDFC cards in practice
>>96666508>the faggotron that keep giving WOTC a passPlease point to one (1) video from the past three years where he gave WotC a pass on something.
>>96666513Yeah I loved it online.
>>96666420>be landless player for years>every faggot hops on the bandwagon of landless decks because now they're meta>people start calling for MDFCs to be errata'd or the payoffs to be banned instead of selectively banning MDFCs that push a given deck over the edge
>>96666495OINK OINK OINK
>>96666379hilarious card he made after a mentally ill whore who sucked a million sweaty nerd cocks at pro tours. They made the mechanic of the card just like her, the guys at the table can use her and pass her around, whoever has the highest life gets his cock sucked. Maro is apologizing for the ONE cool thing he ever did.
>>96666496it's not a real beard, pube scruff is automatic eyeblight material
>>96666428Magic used to have more bearded elves compared to now.
>>96666435Now you're just moving goal posts. Its gone from >He's not a pig!>Well he eats slop but not willingly!>He just enjoys the slop in peace!>He rails against the slop he eats!>Well its his job to eat slop!
>>96665667What if the unnanounced set hasnt been announced because its not TMNT, but something awful like My Little Pony because they know will get a ton of backlash when they announce it?
>>96666569>Now you're just moving goal postsI don't care. Cry about it.
>>96666516https://youtu.be/NDFnKm2DRTM?si=BJB3fRyAYImltFRm&t=1570
>>96666573This bro gargles pig nuts
>>96666496Show five elves in this entire game that have facial hair.
>>96666570It's a Nickleodeon IP set in New York and has similarities to Strixhaven.
>>96666582>>96666548
>>96666577Please explain how directly calling out bad practices is supposed to be giving those practices a pass.
still buying spiderman/mtg/ can keep seething
>>96666596>hahaha UB are so le bad!!! i am going to consoom anyway!!What is the fucking point of calling something bad if you are going to consoom the slop at the end of the day? and magic trannies defend that faggot?
>>96666614>hahaha UB are so le bad!!! i am going to consoom anyway!!I've watched the video. He didn't say that. It's a video consisting entirely of criticisms of WotC.The only thing he shilled during it was mattresses.Try again.
>>96666590Bro let a piggy dream. It would be a massive disaster
>>96666548Those elves are old and cool, and their beards are mostly unkempt because they're wild.The implication here is that the only Lorwyn elf with facial hair trims his beard, which doesn't scream "fantasy wotldbuilding," it's a real-world fashion sensibility.
>>96666609People like this were bullied in high school.
>>96665667Rolling for maro to get sent to hell
>>96666620>He didn't say that.he did say that shit , even said you can call him a hypocrite because he is going to CONSOOM the star trek slop. holy shit rope yourelf you apologist.He is doing the same shit every single time , he is not even in the center he is 100% pro WOTC slop.
>>96666352Nosewater would sooner apologize for a decades old joke than for his hatred and sabotaging of mono white.
I AM A PIG AND I EAT SLOP
>>96666651Please
>>96666631Dream more realisticly it could be Power Rangers.
>>96666659>he did say that shit , even said you can call him a hypocrite because he is going to CONSOOM the star trek slop.>"How do I feel about Star Trek coming to Magic: The Gathering?>Whatever. It's whatever. I don't care, whatever.>I don't subscribe to the idea that everyone hates UB until it's the franchise that you love.>Now that it's the franchise that I love, yeah. Fine. I'll try and have fun with it.>I did it with Doctor Who. I had fun with that. And yeah, I'll probably do an episode wearing my Star Trek uniform like I did with Doctor Who.>I'm going to try my best to enjoy it. I try my best to enjoy Magic.>I do like to like things. I love cheescake and I love spaghetti. But I don't really want cheesecake in my spaghetti.>So yeah. Star Trek. Like my favorite dessert mashed into my dinner, I'll try my best to stomach it."You are wrong in your comprehension of what he is saying.
>>96666705>Now that it's the franchise that I love, yeah. Fine. I'll try and have fun with it.>OINK OINK MMMM SLOP!!
>>96666705>I do like to like things. I love restaurant food and I love slop. But I don't really want restaurant food in my slop
>>96666705>Like my favorite dessert mashed into my dinner, I'll try my best to stomach it.Or, you could... you know... not eat it.
>>96666714An inability to parse subtex is an indicator of sub-80 IQ.
>>96666725>"I do like to like things."This is not the motive of piggies. As I've said, he is not a piggie. He's just a guy that loves MTG. There is a big difference between this two things.SaffronOlive is a piggie. PleasantKenobi is a piggie. The Prof is just a guy who likes the game.
the slop analogy is retarded because mtg isn't food. pigs eat slop because slop is all they have. mtg isn't the only game in town. if mtg gets bad, players can move elsewhere.thus, players are not pigs and mtg is not slop.
>>96666729>I'll try my best to stomach ithe is eating the slop tranny A dignified person would 100% say i am just not eating. He is an apologist at the end of the day.
>>96666705He might have not directly said it, but we all know pigs just lose all control when the slop comes around.Content sloppers are all the same. They tell you one thing and how you're a bad person for not thinking like he thinks, then go do worse things.
>>96666735>>"I do like to like things."If you have to force yourself to like something, you don't really like it, you just feel obliged to consume it because of brand loyalty.
>>96666740>A dignified person would 100% say i am just not eating. He is an apologist at the end of the day.I never said he's dignified. I'm saying his faults lie elsewhere.It's better that he, someone willing to rail against the game at every turn, is the most popular creator, than anyone else.Take your allies where you can find them, or you are a fool destined to die alone.
>>96666735All of those 3 make a living off of talking about mtg.
It's Tearlin' time.
>>96666741Brother, I have acquired a taste for the new slop. It is all that can sustain me now brother.BROTHER! The tall skinny ones have poisoned you, mind and soul. Their slop is meant to lead you astray from the nutritious vegetables and cornmeal we should be eating instead. Can you not see the folly of supporting their callous decisions? Have you become so easily seduced by their lowest form of appeasement? It is foolish.Nay, brother. The tall skinny ones have chosen me, ME BROTHER, to be their ambassador of slop. Clearly my vastly superior intelligence proves the slop is the better choice for consumption.
So Pig jokes will continue until morale improves or what?
>>96666796Piggie slop is not a joke.
>>96666796>jokes
I dont know how this card hasnt been nerfed or banned yet. Been killing in arena.
>>96666819Ball lightning, btw.
>>96666819>AlchemyLOLLMAO even.
>>96666705>>So yeah. Star Trek. Like my favorite dessert mashed into my dinner, I'll try my best to stomach it."He litteraly said he will eat the slop.
>>96666819This should ve been a real card.
>>96666824I only play historic.
>>96666833you mess up your image anon i think you were mean to post this one
>>96666828>>96666729
>>96666705>So yeah. Star Trek. Like my favorite dessert mashed into my dinner, I'll try my best to stomach it."This is the kind of cucked mentality that is ruining our game nowadays. Just like "I will root for joke food cards" Saffron statement. If actual customers have to STOMACH the slop the company serves them instead of vote their wallets refusing to eat the shit and actually forcing the hand of the shit company the only end is UB eating the game as a whole?
>>96666848Suck my ball(s) lightning.
I AM A PIG AND I EAT SLOP!>>96666666
>>96666898Based and sloppilled.
>>96666850You can try to do any mental gymnastic you want to cope, doesn't change the fact he litteraly said he will eat the slop.
>>96666929>You can try to do any mental gymnastic you want to cope, doesn't change the fact he litteraly said he will eat the slop.If you are unable to tell the difference between not wanting to, and wanting to, you might need to re-do 1st grade.
>>96666939It doesn't matter if he wants it or not, what's matter is that he will do it. He will make video about it, he will give wizards free publicity. It's so fucking easy to says "I don't like UB" but then doing nothing about it.
>>96667001>It doesn't matter if he wants it or notYes it actually does though.
With TTO "Multiversal Passage" we now have direct visual representation of what Omenpaths look like:They are literally open ass holes into other planes, with no distance between the two. Plain as day, just the cosmos ripping open a Goatse directly to another plane.The shill response that Valgavoth can't expand the house to other planes has grown considerably more retarded.
>>96666317just two more weeks>>96666352>some old dumb whore suddenly makes a metoo video about this 25 years later>nosewater then apologizes for having done nothing wrong but his leftist ideology won't let him realize he did nothing wrong
>>96666413Yes. Lets make sure the power level of nu commons is low so that nu-sets don't ruin pauper.
Please stop using the word 'slop', its upsetting the pigs
>>96666823I bought four of those retro frame foil balls from the 30th edition promo set. They look pretty good. Cheap too
>>96667270Piggie slop.Piggie slop.Slop for you!If you eat the piggie slop you get more slop to chew!
>>96666823I don't know why they had to make it a spooky scary skull.
>>96665946piggy piggy hole, im pigging a hole
>>96667314Now that's a deep cut.
>>96667270DOES BIG PIGGY WANT MORE SLOP>prints coomander horizons 2026EAT UP PORKY!
>>96667332Commander Horizons would be an improvement. The bad ending is they print busted, Vintage-tier bullshit aimed at Commander into Standard then refuse to ban it.
>>96667286I'm not sure what you've got there, but here is a retro frame foil promo Ball Lightning. Part of Hasbro's war on Magic is replacing its true history with a facsimile they control. Don't fall for false nostalgia.
>>96666796I'm enjoying it.The crude mockery of the swine archetype is a direct affront to the current state of spokespersons and customers who have no shred of integrity but keep consuming products they do not want and get excited for next product because they have no real opinions, no critical thinking, no real hobbies and absolutely nothing else in their lives; their entire personality is consuming the product of their choice of which they built their entire social and financial life around.They roll around in their own feces and desperately try to convince other people they don't smell like shit and sweat.If that ain't pure porkery, i wouldn't know what to call that bacon grease.
>>96666495Let me put it another way for you, anon - when even the diehard Commander / EDH players who will happily slurp up any and all products start to speak out then you absolutely know that WotC has fucked up.
>>96667363I could buy spend $120+ on four overpriced old promos. Or I could spend $2 on four 30th anniversary promos that still look pretty good.
OINK OINK! WHERE'S THE NEW SLOP MARO?
>>96667493Those look horrendous.
Piggy really starving for those 120 oats.
Funny that you guys just now picked up the term, Arena threads have been calling you paypigs for years.
>>96667599Those piggies don't even play MTG. They play some gay as fuck digital alchemy slop that doesn't belong on this board.
>>96667363>>96667286IS THAT HECKIN SHINY OVERPRICED CARDBOAD AND PLASTIC? YUMMY SLOPPY! HERE'S A $1000 DOLLARS FOR THE OLD ONE! I LOVE COMMANDER!
so does anyone have the sales figures for spiderman?
>>96667632>ball lightning>commanderPart of the reason we don't have a fake version of the original promo is because it's unplayable in a 4 player game mode. Also the way you type is trying too hard and insufferable.
>>96667687they made 5 dollars
Oink!
>>96666705I think the only reason he proclaims to still like MTG is because he's tied his livelihood to it and is making more now than he ever will as an adjunct professor. He just won't get the same viewership if he switches to making videos about something else. I pity him and tubers like him because they have essentially enslaved themselves to WOTC. Like a whore, he hates his job, but will keep taking it up the ass for money because he doesn't know any other way to live anymore.
Premodern bros can't stop winning.
>>96667914love the art
>>96667270IM A PIG AND I GET EXCITED WHEN I HEAR THE WORD "SLOP"
>The Magic Discourse Is ON FIRE (Pigs & Slop Explained)
Me when favorite media franchise gets a new product
>food analogy
>>96667286Red is for gays you should have bought groundbreakers
>Buy a farm grade pig trough >Get several buckets of UB draft chaff>Go to an SCGcon>Set up the trough during the busiest hours of the con>Dump the cards into the trough while yelling “SOOOOEEEEEE! Come and get it! Fresh pig slop! Best Universes Beyond Pig Slop!” while ringing a dinner time steel triangle
>>96667406But doesn't that arguably put you in exactly the same boat when you spend all your time complaining about a game you don't want to play?Whether you spend all your time playing it or complaining about it, you're still ultimately hooked into the actions of the company creating it.
>"You're taking it too far!">"You can't just call people pigs!"OINK OINK PIGGIE COME GET YOUR SLOP!!!
Piggie Slopposting is the gatekeeping this game has needed for decades and I am all for it.
>>96667205We're just very lucky that no omenpath opened in that plane
I'm going to make a pig themed deck.
>>96665667Why are you guys so mad? this is the best game in the world.
My beloved wife.
Time to play commander mmg, shove in their faces
SQUEAL FOR ME PIGGY!
as a Muslim player and UB enjoyer, I am thoroughly offended by the pig analogy
as a police officer and Commander player, I am thoroughly offended by the pig analogy
As a pig and a slop enjoyer, I am thoroughly offended by the pig analogy.
pigs are cute please dont compare to something as disgusting as a c*mmander player
I NEED MORE SLOP!OINK!
>>96669039Based and pigpilled.
>>96668710Make the commander this guy, he can cook up some bacon for all the piggies at the table. Hits all the colors too
>>96669290>They/themApt for commander players
Don't yuck my yumDon't mock my slop
>>96669358>Don't yuck my yum>Don't mock my slopActually, I think I will.
>>96669330is he a fag character? i just think its funny how hes clearly a demon but didnt get the creature type. Also I just thought of the fact he can also fatten up your piggies by putting +1 counters on them
>Someone compares humans to animals using an apt point of comparison>Normies and Lefties on X and Youtube freak the fuck outI hate the modern world. These people are the reason why WotC have been neutering race characteristics in DnD and why they've effectively made tribal synergies barely relevant in non-commander formats. None of them want to acknowledge that humans can be like pigs for some reason. Merely pointing out an example of pig-like behavior that doesn't point a finger at anyone in particular still "dehumanizes" other people.It genuinely feels like we can't have rational conversations like adults about any sort of topic that actually considers the motivations of the people involved, which I guess makes sense considering that's exactly the sort of behavior someone that can't take responsibility for their actions (i.e., a child) would do.
>have to play against slop>run staxPermission to play denied
>>96669391These kinds of people are not in control of their emotions and get offended by any little thing because they're severely mentally ill. Or, pretend to because they're pathetic and want attention. They can't handle people shining a light on their reality with a very apt analogy that isn't really about pigs at all, it's about them. Obviously.And if we're being honest, it's about most of us here. The normal people just read that and self reflected on which one we are, or laughed at the abysmal state of the game we once loved. We just wanted a cherry pie baked with love, and we know that has been off the menu for a LONG time now.
>>96666018Please tell me you're kidding. There is no way MTG would do a paw patrol crossover.Right?
>>96669421They did spongebob (which is still running and much more babyish than the seasons 1-3 most of us remember) and my little pony. Nothing is off the table at this point. It would be like the office or the horror furbies, marketed as "haha this franchise clearly doesn't belong in our card game, isn't that funny and ironic? get to the trough, piggy"
What the ass fuck is this shit why is RDW breaking a format literally built for limited
>>96669443>B-b-but sir, we already nurfed RDW last month
>>96669443SEVEN BANS
>>96669448Don’t greentext me I’ve been in prison for about a year and am seriously confused right now
>>96669443oh shit oh fuck Vivi isn't getting banned now is he, that's way too low in the meta and theres still over a month until the ban announcement. Im sure they don't care everything in the format has completely warped aroung beating that deck which is the reason it fell, they don't actually pay attention to these formats at all or they wouldn't print some of this pushed slop in the first place
>>96669462>They ban rdw cards and Vivi remains untouched
>>96669462I HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU NEGROES THAT CARDS ARE BUILT FOR COMMANDERNOBODY AT WOTC PLAYTESTS 4-OFS BECAUSE THEY ARE PLAYTESTING FOR HIGHLANDEREDH IS WHY THE GAME CONTINUES TO SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL AND NOBODY IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT ITIF THEY WOULD STOP CARING ABOUT SHORT TERM QUARTERLY GAINS AND GO BACK TO RELEASING ONLY NEW CARDS IN STANDARD WITH ITS CARD BALANCED AROUND LIMITED THEN WE COULD ALL BE HAPPY AGAINI CANT HANDLE BEING THE ONLY SANE PERSON IN THE ROOM AAAAAAAA
>>96669474Sir, this is a slop house
Maro here, due to all the Islamophobia in this thread we're going to make all UBs halal moving onward.
>>96669474*BANG BANG BANG* This is the UN, you MUST drink your HFCS NOW
>>96669386Yes. Despite having a very broad male figure and prominent facial hair, Rocco is "nonbinary" because the artists draw him with plump lips.
>>96669484>mfw blacks are so zesty because their big lips make them non-binary
>>96669484Non buy-nary is exactly what I did with New Capenna anyways, that set was so ass and you just helped prove that point
I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords and buy proxies so Hasbro can’t profit off of me.
>>96669462>>96669470
>>96669474As long as Hasbro and Sweet Baby inc. have they hands up WotC and Maro's asshole and are making them talk like a puppet, nothing will ever change. UB has allowed them to become creatively bankrupt and marvelfags who dont actually play magic will still buy everything off the walmart shelves. This slop is not for you. As long as this product keeps leaving their hands, they don't care where it goes to rot after its distributed. They will never care about the players again now that this has become 100% a corporate toy business, and not a high fantasy strategy card game. It's not even just about commander, it's the entire business model changing. Commander is a huge problemvand that's a big part of the business model that is actually anti-player.
>>96669520bro you didn’t have to go murder the guy like this
>>96668502she looks like she fucks elves
>>96669528He used caps lock and it hurt my eyes
>>96669520>This slop is not for you.I am a pig and I eat slop.
>>96669534Magic as Orwell intended
Every time I think about downloading MTGA, /mtg/ threads remind me of how dogshit standard is.
>>96669544Just play timeless bro I swear it wont cost you thousands of dollars to craft mythic wildcards to play the most cancerous format ever devised, it's awesome especially with strip mine now in the format
>>96669544
I am a pig and I eat slop.
>>96669536The restaurant is doing so well and has so many patrons. How can you be upset?Getting more customers into the restaurant has to be a good thing.
>>96669544>>96669553At least MTGA allows for singles so I can still use Omniscience.
>>96669534>I WILL EAT THE SLOP!
Coming to a secret lair near you ...https://scryfall.com/search?q=art%3Apig... The PLAYER secret lairThat's right, we (WOTC) couldn't have done it without you!
*whispering* New Secret Lair.
>>96666232All his videos that aren't opening boxes is written by a literal tranny anon.
Please, please let the next UB set actually be TMNT. Just keep printing sets that take place in New York, because at this rate I'll be able to play New York tribal in a year. I want to tap a bodega as a land. I want to summon hasidic jews. I want to make use of the new "I'm walking 'ere!" mechanic. I want to play a Chopped Cheese mana rock.I am a pig and I eat slop.
>>96669657>bodegaAnthony Bourdain Secret Lair when?
>>96669660Have a multiverse. Have two.
slop?
>>96669641This, whenever he goes without a script, he is a bumbling fool
>>96669657You can even make Bebop your commander to make it extra on theme.
>>96668297Making fun of piggies is not the same as piggies gorging themselves on sloppery, stinking up the game and community with their feces and making it impossible for actual real people to have a good game.No piggy, just because i say counterspells are bad game design doesn't mean i am racist against U.
>>96665667>>96665685>>96665718*sigh* RIP MTG
>>96669583you arent compensated when your cards rotate out of standard there is literally no reason to ever play mtga
Mark Rosewater here, we are slowly rotating out the "Boar" creature type due to the negative social connotation. So long, my piggas!
>>96669942“Porker” is our word but you can use “porka”.
my kala
perkele
>>96669391>Ahhhh woe is me the world is so unfair nobody can be an adult in this conversation!>the conversation where I'm calling everyone animals
>>96669990Stupid ape! You die now!!
>try to be reasonable>get called racist>make fun of animals>get called racistNo one can do, say or imply any single thing, except consuming product and getting excited for next product.This is why people just stop giving a shit and call others cattle, sheep, monkeys, drones, npcs or pigs.
Yeah, motherfucker.Sup, porker.UB slop, porker.PorkerPorker, porker, porker, porker, porker, porker, porkerI'm 100% porkerPorker, porker, porker, porker, porker, porker, porkerI'm 200% porkerPorker, porker, porker, porker, porker, porker, porkerWhy do Wizards love porkers?Porker, porker, porker, porker, porker, porker, porkerThey hate us cos our wallets are biggerPorker, porker, porker, porker, porker, porker, porkerWhy you call yourself a porker?Porker, porker, porker, porker, porker, porker, porkerCos I'm a motherfucking porker
Remember when “UB” in Magic meant “discard your hand and mill 60”?Pepperidge Farms remembers.
>>96666003>>Commander hateA joke format that became the primary format, and likely the seed for all this disgusting shit wotc has been growing>>UB hateA completely shameless milking of a franchise previously known for weird fantasy and techno-fantasy settings, with a borderline metal aesthetic. It's now been turned into a vehicle to sell fucking spiderman merch>>Standard hateOh I'm sorry, going from 6 to 18 standard legal sets isn't a problem to you? At the height of pushed card design no less?
>>96670014>try to be reasonable doesn't work>chimp outIf you're only civil when you get what you want, you're just a fucking animal
pauper olev
>>96670035>NO YOUJoke's on you, you're always an animal no matter how people behave and what they say except if they make you feel heckin valid and agree with your delusions, so we're just matching your energy since mockery is truly the only thing you understand.
>>96670036Pauper is genuinely such a fun format right now, I really pity the first-worlders who don't have regular pauper events at their LGSs.
>be civil>get insulted, called names, get told to shut up and let people enjoy things>say not-positive things aimed at no one specific>get told you're not civil and should just let people enjoy thingsSee? You just cannot do anything that isn't rolling in your own feces like a fat pig.The irony is that pigs will then cry and complain that their game is dying because they can't keep financing the game and demand you to consume game if you want to talk about it, but if you want to talk about it you're not allowed to point out negative things.I can't blame anyone defining people like that as pigs.
>>96670057>be civilThere is no civil way to call people pigs. You opened with an insult.
>>96669411Control, stax, combo. These are the strategies wotc despises, and tries to protect their precious new piggies from. Together they will form Armageddon
>>96670068>b-b-b-b-bb-but ur offending me!!You demand others to not say things which are true that you do not like. It's an insult to intelligence.You're clearly in the wrong, piggu.
Why need combo if you can print one card that wins you the game and gets the piggies excited to consume product?
>>96670049>open up pauper>it’s just junk and burnYeah keep blowing yourself, Pedro.
Can someone ask maro about support for Boar tribals in future sets?
>>96670077this week we had 20 people at my lgs and the winners were slivers and elves
>>96670076How could i forget that wotc turned the deck archetype triangle into a pile of midrange pushed slop? Why build a deck that draws your combo when a mouse and one combat trick can deal 24 damage in turn 2? Why bother with synergy when cards without ability text are banned by the wotc design team? Why try playing control if MaRo himself will show up, slap the cards out of your hand and scream at you for daring to play past turn 4?
>>96670057Very weak rage bait or genuinely very mentally ill. Either way you're behaving like an animal and you should stop posting, preferably forever. By the way, I agree the direction of the game is poor. I'm on your side and I still think you're acting like a little faggot
>>96670093Yes, this game's design is aimed at normies who hate playing games. They despise even the concept of their own strategies not working.God forbid you force them to actually build their own decks.God forbid decks have weaknesses that can be outplayed without having other i-win cards.Hence why you get shit like mouse, bats or every card having 5 abilities that self-synergize with their own ETBs.>>96670104>hehe ur le rage baiting me ur le faggot r u mad (hehe he now seething ohohoho seething mad!!!) See? This is who the game is trying to appeal to. Absolute non-humans.oink oink porker
>>96670089Not helping your case, Paco. Youre happy wide tribal decks won.
>>96670073Civility is necessarily reciprocal. Make your point without insulting people if you don't want to be disregarded by those people.
>>96669039most pigs are prolly also cleaner and more well behaved than your average commander player
>”IS-IS THAT A HECKIN’ COMMANDER TOWER?! AAAAAHHHHHH SAVE ME LASAGNACAT I’M GOING INSANE!!”grow up
>>96670128>make your point without insulting people>get inane contrarian replies and accused of imaginary thought crimesYou still don't get it why people don't respect you?You forego civility at any chance you get, yet demand respect from others.Absolute swinery. Last reply. Stop talking to me, pig.
>>96670127nice goalpost moving, niggerloving faggot
>>96670128>Make your point without insulting people if you don't want to be disregarded by those people.Pearls before swine. You are a pig and you eat slop.
>>96670147You WISH I could love niggers such as yourself, Humberto
>>96670124If I have to see another card with an etb on line 2 ( after some random creature keywords wotc pulled out of a crusty napkin ) and an ability on line 3 that gets triggered by that etb, I'm gonna lose my shit.It's SO fucking stupid. It used to be synergy was something you had to search for, and most standard decks were simply putting together the best of the bunch from deisgned-for-limited cards. You had to hold up lands, play cheap interaction and pray to god you could get damage through on a vanilla creature with, if you were lucky, flying 1/2 for 3 mana. Now the cards just play themselves. I could just start goldfishing a commander deck with my eyes closed and when I opened them, be in a game-winning state. It's horrible. And it's so fucking boring too. Where is the strategy in deck design? You should have to think about how you're adding in different sorceries, instants, creatures, and what have you in order to have them work together. You can clearly see that people playing edh are allergic to cards with less than 2 cards worth of modality.I don't even hate edh, in theory. I just hate everything about it.
>>96670151Because dead drawing a vanilla 2/2 card in your stack of 100 sure feels fucking good right? Why can’t you Moderniggers have empathy for Comander players who saved your dead fucking franchise since you all refused to engage Standard because “hurr durr Jewish rotation”?
>>96670161>100>not 10000
>>96670151Plus commander strategy is inherently parasitic in the sense that one player holding up interaction is not going to be able to control 3 other players so the incentive is to just develop your own boardstate. If someone is developing faster than the others and the "responsible" player decides to play table police on them it just benefits the other two players. This is a problem from casual EDH all the way to cEDH, that's why cEDH games often devolve into games of chicken where the first guy to lose his nerve and combo into interaction just ends up handing the win over to the next guy.
>>96670161>Because dead drawing a vanilla 2/2 card in your stack of 100 sure feels fucking good right?It does when it's all you've got to block and you're out of removal. Play limited, loser.
IMPLEMENT MAGI DECK ENFORCEMENTCOMMONS TO 4UNCOMMONS TO 3RARES TO 2MYTHICS TO 1BANLISTS STILL ENFORCED
FIRE be like>When you play a creature that fulfills the condition, win the game>This creature fulfills the condition
>>96670151Sorry bro, you just have higher than average IQ.Most piggies will never even start to fathom why real people hate non-games, they will just oink angrily and tell you to go consume or shut up.But seriously, people like that make up the majority of the consumer base, hence why every game design across multiple games is being so dumbed down and streamlined that even a pig could figure it out. It sells to them because they can then pretend to be smart and maybe win at games.And it's all about feeling powerful instead of playing a game or strategy.This could easily be fixed by hiring actual people with a brain designing cards, but at only the maybe potential risk of alienating pigs, which scares the ever pigging shit out of the suits, but in the long term creating a healthier, fun and more successful game.Commander would be way more interesting if cards weren't highly synergetic or designed for 4 player formats.I would say wotc card design team doesn't know what they're doing, they fully do, they just don't respect people's intelligence because they also see them as pigs who will eat the slop anyway.
>>96670173My reality isn’t limited, it’s constructed *sunglasses emoji* *guitar riff*
>>96670161dude if i want to play low power magic that does not cost me an arm and an leg i just play on draftnight.also the powerlevel in commander shits on modern anyway, you guys got faster combokills than we got....... you just pretend that you are this wacky casual format for the kitchentable gamer, when in reality you guys play with a free companion of your choosing and every tutor ever printed, and the price of the average deck even makes legacy players blush
>>96670208So you’re ass mad we have fun interactions and money, got it.
We have reached a state where mtg and yugioh aren't really that different anymore.Except yugioh is trying to mitigate the damage with a new official formats that bans pendulum and links and has an actual point system for cards everyone can check and build around and not hidden like in mtga
Brothers, how will we ever recover from this?
>hehe ur jelly we got fun and money lolindian or tranny?
>>96670217Yugioh also has loli girls, loli cat girls, loli plant girls, loli robot girls, loli monster girls, loli vampire girls, loli food girls, loli soldier girls, loli streamer girls, loli zombie girls…
>>96670208I often go to events where you have modern players and cEDH players playing at the same time and comparing the dynamic between the two is funny. Sometimes the modern players are done with the second round of matches while the cEDH players are still stuck in some 2 hour midrange hell, sometimes the modern players are still on mulligans and the cEDH players are already done after some turn 2 combo.
>>96670217Yugioh chads won
>>96670227I’m from the darkest jungles of Preednap Sunjaninanistan. I could kill you with a sneeze. Lower your tone, poorfag mayomonkey.
>>96670213dude all the interaction I need is my 20 strom count grapeshot hitting your face, also I bet my left nut I make more money than you ever will, I am just not retarded enough to spend it on cards for the special needs format
>>96670228I'm more of a knight type of guy but i get itIf mtg did actual fantasy stuff this game would recoverbut nooo gotta have spooder man and sanic the jedgeswine
>>96670217MTG at it's lowest has never been a terribly mismanaged as YGO and it's not even close. It's good that Konami is trying to undo the damage but there's a lot to undo. It's still a game where the coin flip has a massive impact on the outcome. It's still a game where combo decks are judged on how consistently they have a win in their starting hand rather than how they're interacted with. It's still a game that experiences tier 0 formats like no other TCG has ever seen. It's still a game with powercreep so insane and so often it makes Modern Horizons look like a fucking joke. And worst of all, and this was always my #1 gripe with YGO, it's still a game where every deck is basically a precon.
>>96670239All of the best games have lolis. Daggerfall is the best TES game because of the topless loli, for example.
>>96670244You’re just upset that you don’t possess the Heart of the Cards, got it.
>>96670239Knights in mtg don't even get cool helmets these days it is frankly fucked up
>>96670244izzet/vivi cauldroncorimouseshellyThis from the top of my dickThey'd be considered tier 0YGO suffers from the same brain dead design made to sell to pigs as mtgThey're the same game, just in a different flavor>>96670249lolis are for hugs, anon
>>96670260The people who tell you MTG never got as bad as YGO are the same people who thought Uro, Oko, and Nadu were well-designed cards. Just don’t reply to them in earnest.
I give yugioh credit for sticking to its core design goal since the start, namely: "what if we just keep doubling down on power creep lmao"there are two kinds of yugioh players;the one that started with master duel, got sacked by maxx c and has been complaining about it ever sincevs.the one that always draws maxx c
>>96670260Why all art on YuGi is like that? Specially with girls?
>>96670260If you think vivi cauldron is tier 0 the same way zoodiac and spyral were tier 0 you're absolutely insane. We're talking shit reminiscent of mirrodin affinity here.
>>96670285Like what?Just say you want me to post more knight girls, anonI've still yet to find an actual knightfu card in this game>>96670306orange and apples are both fruitsno shit they don't taste exactly the same
>>96670312St. Joan you dingus
>>96670330st joan what?
>>96670345She’s the knightfu to defeat all other knightfus. Simple, yet elegant.
yugioh is a game for pedos.
>>96670149why is he so smug
magic the gathering is a game for piggies
>>96670395Peter Porker is the representation that mtg needs
What's with the pigposting?
>>96670517The hot meme is that MtG has fully become pig slop
>>96670517legacy player on twitter made a post explaining why everything is shit now and he used the terms "pig" and "slop" to describe the situation, which triggered every leftist under the sun beyond belief because of "dehumanizing language" and now people are poking fun at it
>>96670517food analogy about the state of the game compared some people to animals that wil consume low wuality products, this angered those individuals that are the target if the mockery
It’s even funnier when you consider Mark Porkwater can’t eat pig meat.
>>96670217when is genesys coming to master duel? I'm not buying cards for a format I never played
Pigs are cool. If I lived on a farm I would have a pet porker.
You could fix Magic easily but it would involve firing some faggots and banning about 50 cards.
>>96670355fair point, but i meant in mtgSerra angel comes close, but no helmet
>thread so shit not even the Premodern anon is hereReddit spammers wonTime to move on /tg/
>>96670648i dont know, i stopped playing skinner box waiting simulator long ago
reminder that star trek was magic before magic was magic
>>96671110fpbp
NEW SLOP, HERE PIGGIE PIGGIE PIGGIE, COME GET YA SLOP>>96671235>>96671235>>96671235>>96671235>>96671235
>>96666548around elves guard yourselves
>>96669386He's a Cappena elf they have off-color skin and horns.
