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>Previously
>>96694673

>TQ
Which creatures with 0 power do you like?
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>>96698716
>tq
The goose
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>>96698716
great common, come in clutch a few times.
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Love that lil' nigga like you wouldn't believe. Monogreen deck in last standard was so fun and underrated
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>>96698716
>TQ
I like premodern Fish and Chips very much
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>>96698716
Remember!
Don’t use the P-word. Unless you are a fascist at heart!!!
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>>96698769
illiterate ass nigga
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>>96698716
>TQ
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>>96698795
Don't give a fuck about TQ mon just queued up with him in pioneer and had fun
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>TQ
Right now, this guy.
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>>96698716
>TQ
Germ token
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>here's your 1 drop 0 power creature bro
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Thoughts on this little bastard?
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TQ
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>>96698868
reasonable merfolk card, can't imagine it seeing play outside of that but I don't play standard
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>>96698868
can't be blocked and protection from all colors is kind of too much for a 2drop 2/2, especially in merfolk
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>>96698868
shit. i had hope for merfolks but looks horrible.
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>>96698868
slop
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>>96698716
Holy fuck creatures were bad back then. Niggas complain about "power creep." Imagine actually drafting that piece of shit lmao.
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>tq
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>>96698716
>tq
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>"MTG is full of collabslop now!"
>New comic series with original characters releases last month with a whimper
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>TQ
The ones with fun Johnny effects attached.
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>>96698906
fr bro no cap uncs who like that have no aura
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What are your favorite creatures with negative power?
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>>96698945
that one
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>tq
woman
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>>96698906
>Flying mana sink
Not even bad as far as draft chaff goes. Probably won its fair share of limited games.
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>>96698949
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>>96698945
sunburst is cool
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>>96698945
gotta go with my nigga spinal parasite
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Kosei is my nigga.
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>>96698949
>>96698989
>Shadewoman
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>>96699025
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take me back to when digital realism wasnt the standard for the card art
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>>96698868
Why is the good Sygg aggressive and the evil Sygg is a protector?
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>>96699070
just call it slop
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>>96699080
>Why
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not sure id be able to take anyone living in the ocean seriously
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>>96698769
Thank God this dude rotated, I hate him so much
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>>96698868
I really like this. Interesting effect and flavor and the art is great. Wonder how come dickhead merfolk are W though, their MO is black as hell.
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>>96698995
What a cool design
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>>96699205
could be that he's one of those cases that retains his personality in both worlds
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>>96699231
kill yourself
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>>96699080
If you notice the "good" side is blue, while the "bad" side is W, consistent with providing protection and drawing on combat.
>>96699205
A theme of the set is the dual nature of Lorwyn, a plane that transforms between two states, represented in flip cards. Lorwyn being good and Shadowmoor being evil. In the original block the Merfolk were UW in Lorwyn, and UB in Shadowmoor. I imagine they initially intended the new Sygg card to represent this, and commissioned art for both themes. As development went on they probably decided on a 10 card cycle couldn't make it work in 2c because they are lazy, incompetent and retarded.
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>>96699267
Yeah, that's what I meant. From reading up on the plane, I would've expected the evil flip to cost B, not W.
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>>96699205
>>96699267
To be fair, in the original novel the spirit of the Wanderwine had some kind of amulet that it/she wanted Sygg to have before the Great Aurora, which we learn in one of the Shadowmoor stories was something to prevent the transformation into their night forms. Of course, no one knew this and the kithkin hero Brigid (who was with Sygg at the time) was holding it, so she stayed Lorwyn instead.

The lorwyn eclipse lore talks about needing talismans made from the day and night gods to prevent transforming when crossing over. Maybe this artifact is like a weaker/similar version of that, that keeps his mind and memories the same while letting the physical change still happen? And of course, Sygg got the thing back from Brigid in the intervening years because it’s a Merrow relic that she benefited from accidentally.
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>>96698785
It’s very disingenuous to act like referring to an entire race or creed as an animal is the same as indicating that people exhibiting a type of behavior are like a type of animal. Would MaRo care if I called all cops pigs?
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>>96699423
Although checking the wiki the crescent of Morningtide was claimed by Maralen as part of her ascension to replace Oona, so maybe instead the Spirt of the Wanderwine made a new one for Sygg? He was the Heir to Morningtide after all.
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>>96698928
Probably because western comics are dead and generally have horrid writing and art
Not that the writing or art in the average manga is any better
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>>96698785
>Historically in bad company
Yeah, I wouldn't want to be associated with people like The Beatles.
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>>96698785
The guy who asked that is a serial MaRo ballwasher and comments on blogatog posts all day every day. This was him snitching basically.
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>>96699510
In a derogatory manner. Here only some piggies are bad piggies.
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>>96699552
>implying it's not just a MaRo sock puppet that he uses to throw himself soft balls
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>>96699645
Oh yes, I'm sure they didn't mean any offense to the good piggies. Only the bad piggies would get mad at being called piggies after all.
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>>96699645
At the end of the day it's just an insult. Not an expression of fascism or whatever the fuck, it's just a statement denigrating somebody by suggesting that they have no standards whatsoever.
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>>96698928
MTG has always been shit at telling stories in other mediums
where they excelled was giving snippets of stories in card form.
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>>96698928
the only mtg comic getting any success was the romcom manga because it was rediscovered and shilled

also comics in the west are fucking dead because publishers don't want to take actual risk in telling stories, don't market their books and everyone wants to make manga and live in japan anyway
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>>96698928
No anon you just don't get it, if they catered to my exact tastes they'd be the most successful company in the world! They just need better writers instead of those woke DEI hires. Where are they going to find these definitely real writers who are extremely skilled and are worth their fee? idk lol
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>"yes, if they keep writing for gayhomos who aren't interested in the product anyway, eventually they'll find success because.... uhm because they just will ok?"
boy shut up
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I NEED MORE SLOP! PIGWATER, SERVE ME SOME NEW SLOP NOW!
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>>96698928
They could make something good, but I can tell without reading that the comic is complete dogshit.
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>>96699797
nta
when did the writing for gayhomos begin? how long has it been going on?
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It's a thing with every studio nowadays where women and effeminates are put at the creative direction of any product, make product suited to their own tastes and then complain about right-wing chud woman hatermisosoups incel bada bing bada boom antis xenomorphphobes because the shit they produce for their own consumption isn't hitting major billion gajillion dollars in profit from the wrong target audience, because the target audience they want doesn't exist.
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>>96698928
why cant they put that story into cards and make a set about MTG storylines in MTG the cards game? that is what people are angry about.
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>>96699804
The previews look pretty ok
https://www.darkhorse.com/Comics/3014-472/Magic-The-Gathering-Untold-Stories--Elspeth-1
I didn't know elspeth had a run in with rapey phyrexians as a kid, but ok.
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Western comics are so dead right now it's insane.
Both Marvel and DC are run by spiteful mutants that have no understanding of why those franchises were ever successful and just keep shitting out so much product that people don't want to keep up. It's basically just like WotC and Magic.
It's funny that Spiderman is the latest Magic crossover IP because the current run is the nadir of Spiderman. He's just spent years being cucked by a random techbro and then gained cosmic powers but the only thing the cosmic powers did was let him see into other universes so he could see that he ends up with hot women in every other world but the one he's currently in and be even more cucked.
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>>96699797
No, you retards still don't get it. The writing will never be a success. There will never be significant numbers of people who buy Magic packs because of the writing. Conservative estimate, at no point in the game's lifespan past the first year or two has there been more than a third of the playerbase who even knew overarching lore existed and could name 10 characters. It doesn't matter who they write for, it's burning money. That's why the suits treat the writing department as expendable, it's because they are.
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>>96699825
started most probably a decade ago now leading up to this >>96699828
if you notice how many stories now try to blatantly force "strong females" or "token gay people" or lesbianism out of nowhere, you can tell that shit is written by some woman who graduated in some feminist study and got all her knowledge of the gays from tumblr fanfiction about gaylesbiantrans couples and tik tok reels, because after her dad left when she was little she had no way to get her cunt of a mother to give her any sort of real survival skills or discipline
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>>96699799
we made it guys
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>>96699895
why is saffron filming himself with 2 guys he met on tinder
what happened to the mtg goldfish commander pod?
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>>96699872
>the comic must get people to buy packs
or you know, write good shit, give actual people with skills a job and make money off of it instead of burning cash and turning away your customers because you want to virtue signal to literal non-existent people who are a very vocal but extreme minority?

With so much lore and shit this game has, with so much money this game pulls from pigs, they can't hire 5 people to write, sketch, ink, color and review a fucking comic?
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>>96698716
>TQ
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>>96699878
thanks
>10 years ago
that's about the same time as gamergate and this sounds exactly like what 'journos' have been dreaming about, especially with black aragorn. is it wishful thinking that gamergate mindbroke people into writing gayhomo stories?
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>>96699916
>they just need better writers instead of those woke DEI hires
yeah sure thing bro, let's hire these very real highly skilled writers who will work for cheap, and this time for sure the writing will make money I promise bro
face reality anon, it didn't make money back then, it won't make money now, it sure as hell won't be making money in the future, regardless of who's in charge of writing
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>>96699851
That’s a fundamental part of her lore
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>>96699952
>it didn't make money back then
but it did make money back then, mr revisionist, don't lie like that when it's so easy to check
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>>96699952
nta but increasing quality is a proven way to increase demand.
I am not familiar with the comic industry, I am however familiar with defeatist types and know not to listen to them.
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>>96699930
give or take 10 years
10 years ago it broke the dam and exposed everyone to what was going behind closed doors.

>mindbroke people into writing gay shit
mindbroke? No, the fags won and infested everything through sheer bullying tactics i.e. threats of /false accusations of sexual harassment, people preferring to hire women because of shadow investment by social justice hedgefunds which any major studio gets money from now or gets blacklisted from the industry... so you get the current situation.
>>96699952
>who will work for cheap
what the fuck kind of logic is that?
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>>96699974
ok anon, share with the class
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>>96699965
That's cool, I only know lore from cards so unless there was some theros cards with phyrexian references, I dont feel too bad.
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>>96699952
Branden Sanderson wrote for WOTC for free and nobody even remembers it
Not that he’s a “good” writer…
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>>96699895
>crim says I'm a pig and I love slop
>Richard says the slop is making them money
The burden of the huwite man, hang in there, mr. Olive
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>>96699979
>defeatist types
Realist types, you mean. Increasing quality is also a proven way to increases costs. You don't need to be familiar with the comic industry, it's the same as every other creative industry. Skill is not the biggest factor in success there, there's plenty of shit media that is enormously successful, while many high quality works languish. I know all of you already know this, but you decide to cope. I guarantee that if they took whatever budget the writing department has right now and put it towards marketing, that would boost sales.
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>>96700013
>it will never work
>this industry that has existed for decades is totally unviable unless the quality is on the absolute floor
this is defeatism, it does not reflect reality in any meaningful way.
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>>96699985
Picrel clearly has a negator
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>>96700009
Yes, that's exactly my point. Sanderson is probably the biggest name in terms of active fantasy writers right now, and he wrote for Magic. I read the novella, it was good. I guarantee if anyone here goes to their LGS next time and asks around, most people would be unable to name the story, much less what it's about. And that's a LGS population, which is already more invested than the typical kitchen sink player who never interacts with the rest of the community.
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>>96700038
>tfw forgot there was a second theros set
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>>96700032
Look at those older comics and tell me with a straight face that they were high quality. The world has changed, anon. People have the internet now, they're not starved for entertainment options.
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>>96699984
game lasted 20+ years before the sloppification while shit like Duel Masters died in the west (somehow still survives in japan but their tcg market is built different i guess)
it made money so hard WotC was the only profitable branch of Hasbro for a good long while, and only partially because of D&D 4e
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>>96700069
>dodging the topic
Yes, it was successful. Because of the game, not because of the writing. The writing has never made money.
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>>96700042
For the longest time I wondered why WOTC refused to use davriel even in the return to innistrad, but maybe it would require admitting that a third party made one of their better characters
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>>96699980
>"i need to abuse rules to gain power, in order to abuse that power"
>"to purposefully a change an ip to something it's not"
>"this proves me factually and morally correct AND forces chudcels to like gayhomo shit"
it definitely comes off as mindbroken.
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>DueMa died in the west
Because wotc, who managed the western release, killed it on purpose since it """"might"""" have been competing with MtG

It's insane how the Japanese TCG market pumps out so many card games and they're still alive 20 years later despite some of them not even leaving Japan
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If the omenpaths are coordinated enough to have consistent paths of commerce and even orchestrate a giant race, why aren’t planes like innistrad completely depopulated?
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>>96700099
If my plane had a direct stable path to Innistrad, there would be border patrol.
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>>96700090
>it comes off as mindbroken
Aah, you mean mentally ill and absolutely insane? Yes, now i get what you mean.
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>>96700092
>hyper dragon going hyper mode
fffffffuck yeah
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>>96700092
I still remember when WotC "failed to extend" FFG's Netrunner license, basically killing the game because it was getting popular
IP rights and the rules around them need to go die in a fire
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>>96700083
Could be that, could also be that they drop characters like flies. Why the fuck did they ditch Koth in MOM? Or kill off Dack for shock value? Member Kasmina's super secret cabal? They sure don't. There's dozens more left by the wayside. Just a consequence of the writing being an ad to sell cards, which means they need to constantly churn out new characters.
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>Duel Masters
>Gets Hyper Dragon of Destruction Cum Omega Mega Super Mode; Burst mode: Kawaii Uwu Legend Dragon of Moe
>meanwhile in MtG
>uuuuuhm chandra is a guy lesbian motorcylce trnasfromerator now pls buy the fucking card or ur racist
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>>96699895
>I would much rather just go back 10 years where like everyone cared about 60 card formats. There there was actually a discussion point because with commander being the most popular format like there's nothing to discuss like really it's like oh just play what you like and like oh did you actually put thought into your deck? You're too sweaty. You just pubstomped us. Go back go to your bracket. There's nothing to really discuss versus like oh on the play they played a a shock land. What what deck are they you know what deck are they on? Right? Like you know they they did that. What does that mean? Right? like uh you know like that that kind of conversation like does not happen whatsoever in Magic anymore. Like I'm sure if you like you know go into some pro house like the three remaining pro houses you can have that conversation. But that used to be like the conversation at F&M right? That does not happen anymore. Now it's like so how's your Spongebob deck doing? You know are you going to get the new uh are you going to get the new Dwight Secret Lair right? Like that's the conversation we have today.
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>>96700090
that's called an "abusive, control-seeking personality", less mindbroken and more mindbreaking, trying to use every trick in the book to get people to do what they want done. no wonder they gained so much power in the social ladders of modern work, a 9-to-5 is souldraining enough that you have no resistance to these types of manipulative cunts
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>>96700143
>>Duel Masters
>>Gets Hyper Dragon of Destruction Cum Omega Mega Super Mode; Burst mode: Kawaii Uwu Legend Dragon of Moe
This does not improve my opinion of Duel Masters
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>>96700159
>9-to-5
boomer
stinky
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>>96700161
anon's point is that even that mess is leagues better than what MTG currently has
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>>96700168
That's not what the post indicated, but ok
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>>96700163
oh i'm sorry, the new generation does 12-hour shifts but don't count as employees because of the "gig economy" or whatever you call it in america, how could I forget that
thanks for not arguaing with the rest of my post though, really helps knowing that my ideas are right even when some small piece of evidence is slightly out of date
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>>96700161
>dark lord of the dark sword necromancer of darkness with the sword of darkness
Ok how about now?
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>>96700173
so you're actually into the gay lesbian motorcycle transformerator now buy the fucking card or ur racist? thanks, Hasbro employee
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>>96700148
Which one said that?
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>>96700184
Rich.
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>>96700183
That's not what my post indicated, but ok
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>>96700175
why so defensive? even normal office hours at american jobs are requiring you to spend more time way from home.
>thank you for not arguing
not everyone is out to get you, i'm laughing at MTG writing gayhomo shit
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>noooooo duema sucks buy the transformrefrigerator cards which are gaybisexuallesbians or you are a bad company nazi chud!
Guess liking cool shit free of sexual stuff makes you racist now
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>>96700202
what the hell are you talking about?
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>>96700191
So is Crim the only one who's still fully got his snout in the trough?
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>>96700062
The writing was certainly of higher quality
there is no floor lower than being preached at
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yawgmoth... come back... save us
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>>96700222
You know exactly what i'm talking about. Don't even try.
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>>96700224
> Oink, oink. I'm call me the slop eater, slop goblin. I am here for it. Do not care. Anybody that uses slop genuinelyand unironically, I'm sorry. Everything that you've said has gone out the other ear because I think that the idea of slop and all of that just does not matter to me, right? Like if if you if you genuinely are this upset about this stuff about a children's card game, I applaud you.
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>>96698928
The comics industry is dead as a doornail and has been for some time. Also, why tell a story that players already know?
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duema stuff is always too busy
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>>96700202
>DEASU "ZA CHOISU"
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>>96700283
>Death, the choice
That's so fucking cool!!!!!
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>>96700236
Okay, but he fused with Norn and uses female pronouns now
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>>96700313
he's a fuckin' "Demon Commando Dragon", anon
doesn't even sound like he's the top dog
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>>96700258
Yeah, that sounds like Crim
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>>96700229
Go read Action Comics #1, the very first issue Superman appeared and arguably the origin of the modern superhero genre. That was 1938, almost 90 years ago. It's available for free. I don't know how you can think writing back then wasn't preachy. Hell, movies had the Hayes Code, a hard list of moral guidelines that they had to adhere to and promote.
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>>96700342
>demon coomando dragon
thats still cool
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Magic really lacks any semblance of soul.
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>>96700509
That's just the tenth district guard cycle.
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>>96698785
I MAKE
NEW RAT ANSWER
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OINK OINK OINK OINK!

OINK OINK OINK?

I love Maro, OINK!
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>>96700422
I remember enjoying batman runs in the 90s and don't remember them being particularly preachy
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>>96700586
kek
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>>96699840
This was a set story that they just... Didn't publish, so now it's a comic. It's the Theros Beyond Death story.
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>>96700637
They were so damn close to greatness with Chandra's DFT design but they just couldn't help themselves to signal.
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>>96700133
Kasmina's probably gonna get SOME play in Strixhaven and maybe Reality Fracture, given Strixhaven's the penultimate set of this whole story arc.
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>>96700660
whoa hey buddy whats with that hetero representation? Don't want the pinkertons to come pay your a visit now, would you?
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>They're still upset about Chandra's design in DFT
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>>96700637
>literally flatter than me
oof
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>le upset
>when everyone is making fun of it
hasbro really doesn't know how to cope

lmao
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>>96700673
Yes, WotC's recent offerings of "quality" deserve to be derided by customers and fans because they are awful and show all of the signs of a vastly sped up development process that is designed to pump out more content faster as opposed to actual quality products that they were able to produce in the recent past.
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>"Wow gaise we love women so much! And diversity tooooo!"
>makes women look like men
hell, i've seen mind control time stop rape hentais being more respectful of women than whatever wotc is doing
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>>96700660
damn son shes stacked
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>>96700732
Completely off topic, but the most properly intimate, romantic and tasteful doujin I have ever read involved an office lady with no arms. It was played 100% straight and didn't even dip into any potential fetish territory. Sorry, I don't remember the name of it or the artist, but I know it was fairly popular / prolific at the time, probably pretty easy to find.

Context is everything.
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>watched a video about ProsBloom last night
>wife comes in
>wow I really like the art on those cards
>put some of those in my deck
I knew old cards were sovl
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>>96700108
Honestly the average innistrad human farmer is probably a model citizen if put to work in a rural community outside the corrupting influences of all the nonsense going on over there.
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>>96700637
Oink oink JPig mad!
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>>96700755
this the one?
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>>96700849
Yep. Dead-on in one.
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>>96700807
can't believe Loot stole Chandras boobs like that
the gremlin creature was a mistake
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>>96700802
Yeah but you'd have to have a way to filter those guys out from the vampires, werewolves, and demons. Doesn't matter how good the workers are if there's a 10% chance they explode and take out a dozen people with them. Not to mention how vampires and werewolves can spread themselves so even a single one can fuck up your plane for a long time.
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>>96700099
That's a good question. Also, did they build a fence around the ikoria omenpaths now that it has been lost to the beasts so they don't randomly walk into other worlds and eat a bunch of people?
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>>96700849
brown japanese tomboy spotted
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>>96700849
Is that Shindol? lol those faces look too familiar
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>>96700807
I genuinely cannot think of a good reason why they would do this.
They have new characters, why go back and completely redesign old characters? It's not like the jacetice league was a huge draw anyway.
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>>96700148
Look, the guy is saying that to Seth, the retard whose entire rise to fame was pushing shit 60 card decks and is precisely the sort of mentality shared by people who say, "You're too sweaty". God fucking knows how many people just fucking quit 60-card because of Seth pushing so much fucking shit deck videos.

60-card, in part, died because the Magic community didn't gatekeep the complete fucking "I'll do it my own way; anti-netdeck" retards like Seth. Yes, killing the competitive game meant that nobody could point to benchmarks but there could have been some fucking hope that the people who wanted to excel could have maintained the game for a few years longer if complete fuckwads like Seth weren't there constantly saying "shit's fine" when the fucking water was starting to leak through the roof.

Does Rich have any fucking idea that he is talking to the arch-casual that helped bring EDH to the fore?
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Left this piece of shit game 3 years ago but the whole sloppost thing made it to my feed, somehow. Are people finally catching up to what’s happened to this game?
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>>96700911
We have reached the point where even the whales / diehards are seeing how bad things have gotten, so yes.
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>>96700909
>pushing shit 60 card decks
I actually have a lot of fun playing his modern decks in the causal mtgo modern lobby.
I recently took a modified version of his necrotic ooze to a store tournament and did pretty ok. 2-2, beat boros energy in round one.
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>>96700895
Diversity (of appearance).

The first 20 years of Magic had attractive people in it. Have to balance out all that oppressive and lack of representation. I wish I was joking. It's art reparations.

To be fair, racing clothing would hide all but the largest tits. But there's no fucking way that's what they were thinking.
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>>96700909
The competitive 60 deck formats died as a results of le casuals moving to commander. Shitbrews were always the soul of constructed.
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Finally put my collection up for sale, around 10k€ or so. I can't stand this game any more. I will only keep my premodern decks.
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>>96700883
Of course it is, the guy covers pretty wide range of themes and topics, but there's always a bit of a sameface.
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>>96700945
This. Standard is too paint by numbers these days - the decks and strategies make themselves. Commander satisfies the casual players "deckbuilding" desire.

I actually miss the old MTGSalvation forums where every set got a real deep-dive breakdown by everyone and the community built full ranges of test decks to try your brews against covering all archetypes, etc. You don't see this type of content anywhere these days.
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>>96700942
>It's art reparations.
this is some cooky conspiracy tier shit
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>>96700947
what do you play in premodern?
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>>96700951
I appreciate the way he draws eyes and eyelashes more than the Asanagi same face
Unfortunately for me it’s fan no hitori
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>>96700895
They've always changed planeswalker appearance between sets, Chandra isn't going to look like that the next time she shows up.
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How we cope with the actual state of this game?
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>>96700972
The rock is my favourite deck in general, I recently built devourer tinker as my latest one. What about you, anon?
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>>96700998
only goblins, I don't really have the cards to make anything else
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https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/7381197#paper
Can someone explain to me how this shit deck wins?
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>>96700951
>eliza from skullgirls
man, i am now reminded how that game also got infected by the same shit as mtg

they removed the original artists who made all the designs and basically carried the game and censored a lot of the game's stuff
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>>96701017
>https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/7381197#paper
looks like its trying to make some web slinging loops but lacks a way to tap creatures for mana
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>>96701017
possibly by sheer cringe
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>>96701038
I think that's what relic of legends is for.
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>>96701017
Your opponent sees the absolute slop art on all the creatures and starts oinking until he gets cardiac arrest
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>>96700992
No cope, only seethe
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>>96700992
I cope by playing other games and slowly working on my "classic MTG battlebox" which will never be completed so you should make your own if you want one.
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>>96701042
right you are, right you are!
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>>96701017
relic + arachne is infinite ETBs
add jhoira/rona and you draw your whole deck
add aunt may/haliya and you gain infinite life
add silk and you get infinite 1/1s

also they're all humans so you get cavern + perfect mana
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>>96700992
I'm playing ashes: reborn and working on consolidating my collection.
I've deconstructed all of my 60 card decks, 80% of my edh decks and started building a cube. Sold off about 25% of my collection, only got a couple hundred bucks which made me reconsider going farther.
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>>96701017
This dude could add one of these bad boys in so he has a wincon that doesn't involve letting the opponent untap. Can loop Arachne's Enweb infinitely with Relic of Legends up.
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>>96701017
Relic + arachne lets you drop arachne for free while returning a legendary creature to hand. A pair of arachne can cycle infinitely this way. With Haliya or May, you can gain infinite life. With Jhoira or Rona you can draw through your whole deck. Silk provides infinite bodies. Rutstein, Inti, Cecil, and Zack are just there as support pieces because every creature is a legendary human for relic/rona/cavernlands.
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>>96700981
FnH seems still pretty active, though as far as I can tell (and I didn't look very deep) it's mostly all the same "uppity women get put in their place".
Hard to pick a favorite. I like when infamous doujin artist goes legit and ends up making something tasteful and innocent with just little hints and references seeping through - Nanashi, Gujira, Mado.

>>96701027
>eliza from skullgirls
pretty sure it's meant to be a legally distinct character that just so happens to look similar

Also... card games?
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>>96701116
cute boobs
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>>96701116
FnH got way too repetitive after the demon slayer shit became a mainstay in doujinishi. I wish he’d just do more of the blonde chick with huge tits and mace getting brainwashed and skip over all the boring girls.
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>>96701116
>card games?
i just shared what came to mind and it's the same virus affecting MtG.
It's on topic how every western art style is practically getting neutered in the name of some diversity shit.
Meanwhile the japs can do what the fuck they want and even sell over here.
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>>96700807
Fuck, man… Chandra doesn’t have to be (and probably shouldn’t be) a tiddy monster, but don’t double mastectomy her like that. She’s the literal fiery redhead!

Actually, which planeswalker has the largest breasts? Maybe Arlinn because she’s an older woman, or Elspeth because she wears armor all the time anyway?
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>>96701116
>Also... card games?
Card games indeed.
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>>96701159
I feel like Skullgirls / Lab Zero was always rotten from the inside, it just took a while before that rot started appearing on the facade.
MtG took more of a gradual metamorphosis from pulpy fantasy roots to >current year trends and sensibilities.
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>>96701204
As far as i remember the ordeal, they wanted the artist gone for a long time and used the first wrong thing he did to take over the game and the IP by pretty much cancelling the guy.
All he did was a cringy
>i cant breathe
joke

Imagine if anyone at and involved with wotc doesn't outright demonize the pig meme, what they'll do to them.
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>>96698448
>The most dangerous outcome of what maro did there is if people adopt what he is implying into their lives. An example is if I called someone a "dogfucker," a person reacting as maro prescribes would assume I'm making a fascist/Nazi remark and then the conversation becomes about me being a Nazi when really, calling someone a dogfucker means they stand around and don't accomplish any work - as much work as you would accomplish if you were having sex with a dog the whole time.
I would actually assume that you are insulting someone for being a furry before I assumed you were calling someone lazy
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>be kiwi
>say "i'm not here to fuck spoiders"
>get labeled a fascist and a fruit hate
cunts be cunts
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On average, do you break even opening packs?
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>>96701364
Hell no. However you came to this conclusion, it is not correct in the slightest.
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>>96701364
>break even
I buy packs for cards.
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>>96701364
depends on the set
i usually go even or close to even on cards in draft though
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>>96698622
>I can understand why pearl-clutchers would hate most of those, but why Imprison? Is it because of slavery implications or something, because if so what about the dozens of other cards featuring someone or something being trapped?
>Also, Stone Throwing Devils went right over my head.
>>96698632
>Imprison has a dark skinned person while Stone throwing devils is an Arabic slur.

Is the mask thing something taken from real world history?


Is stone throwing devils actually used as a slur? I heard debate.
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i only bought two boxes of NEO years ago
first one i pulled fuck all
i broke even and even made profit on the second box
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>>96700807
>>96700895
>>96701180
>>96700942
>To be fair, racing clothing would hide all but the largest tits. But there's no fucking way that's what they were thinking.
How do you know its not that?
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>>96701391
I just do, ok??
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>>96701391
Because have you have tried putting on skin tight pants? Your balls are going to show and hurt really bad.
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>>96701364
I haven't opened a pack since original theros block
opening packs, even for draft, is a scam.
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Assuming Chandra's bike suit is pressing down her breasts, she's basically fracturing her ribcage and suffocating herself.
Otherwise she might cause internal bleeding in her breasts.
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>>96701442
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I've studied the tits, mate, i know how they behave, how they drop, i know their anatomy, Don't fucking challenge me.
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>>96701391
Chandra is like the least consistently drawn character in all of Magic alongside Tezzeret. I'm not sure what her breast size is even meant to be, but on average it leans on 'small', and the few times it looks bigger seems to be a result of her armor having the bumps.
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>>96701493
She's honestly fairly flat for the most part, so it makes sense a tight racing suit would hide them like that.
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>>96701508
those are not small tits btw
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What's the sexiest Magic card?
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>>96701666
The one depicting you of course
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>chandra drawn by multiple artists is inconsistent
no shit
but you cant compare having breasts to
being flatter than a cutting board

clothing is going to press down the volume of the breasts, of course
but tit size, unless they're genuine bee stings, usually go 1.5x in the nude, if they aren't completely saggy granny tits
Given how chandra might be in her 20-30s and given the average size she's mostly portrayed, ignoring slopdrift, i'd say she might be around an E cup
So it makes no sense a biker suit would shrink her size down to basically no breasts.
Kickoff celebration's artworks can easily be seen or mistaken as a breastplate, which traditionally have such curvature around the chest in their designs.
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It looks butt ugly, but they did give her some bumps for her foundation card.
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>>96701787
They should have at least had the decency to give cards in foundations good art considering they will be in standard for such a long time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqsOz0YGc0Y
Add Mana Burn back you slop eating cowards, holy shit!
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>>96700092
oh and dont forget mtg fucking up the pokemon tcg so hard that tpc took the license back from them
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>>96701528
those are barely A cups anon
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>>96699923
This is mine too. I was happy when I found out it was in standard and cracked out my old set of choking dinos to make an awful mono blue control deck
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>>96698928
Whats a comic
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Please mr rosewater...
the spoilers...
the pigs need them...
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SLOOOOOOOP
I'M A PIG I NEED SLOP
OINK OINK OINK OINK
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RETURN TO RABIAH
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>>96698928
Comics aren't advertised. I didn't even know about that comic until the fucking writer said it was releasing that week.
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>>96700009
He specifically wrote a MTG book for free because he knew WOTC couldn't pay his page rate, but he wanted to do it anyway
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>>96700042
That's because WotC burned the bridge with him. His story was charity work written under the condition they release the PDF for free and the physical sales go to charity.
>WotC didn't market the story at all compared to their other books which were utterly atrocious (War of the Spark)
>Right as it started getting momentum, WotC pulled the PDF from their website
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>tfw slop trough is empty
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>>96702346
Right, they both knew he was too expensive. Yet anons somehow think that there will be the perfect writers out there who are super skilled and won't take a fat cut.
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>>96701442
>Assuming Chandra's bike suit is pressing down her breasts, she's basically fracturing her ribcage and suffocating herself.
>Otherwise she might cause internal bleeding in her breasts.
Unless you are wearing it 24/7 that wouldn't happen.
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>>96700807
>>96700942
>>96701493
I don't think there was some big plan to reduce breast size. It's probably a combination of artists being inconsistent and the suit concealing breasts.
They have art from the set with more prominent breasts on other characters.
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Maybe the plan is to make them less pronounced.
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>>96701116
sauce before NNN pls
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>>96698716
Why did they name after Dublin's old pronunciation?
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Is this the only card like this?

>>96698822
How is it destroying a runway if it has 0 power?
>>96698906
There were better creatures in that set.
>>96698945
>>96698995
those are the only 2 (legal) cards with -1 power.
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>>96699840
It's called Theros Beyond Death.
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>ultra limited rare, only 77 of them, Golden Traveling Chocobo
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>>96700038
Whats the lore reason for sacrificing permanents when hitting a negator/obliterator?
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>>96699980
>people preferring to hire women because of shadow investment by social justice hedgefunds which any major studio gets money from now or gets blacklisted from the industry... so you get the current situation.
lol wut
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>>96701493
>>96701508
I really doubt it's a conspiracy so much as a natural aversion to controversy.
Make big tits, somebody complains. Make small/obscured tits, somebody complains, but less of them. Ergo you avoid large tits.
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>>96700092
that is a hard to read card. visually noisy.
>>96699872
>No, you retards still don't get it. The writing will never be a success. There will never be significant numbers of people who buy Magic packs because of the writing. Conservative estimate, at no point in the game's lifespan past the first year or two has there been more than a third of the playerbase who even knew overarching lore existed and could name 10 characters. It doesn't matter who they write for, it's burning money. That's why the suits treat the writing department as expendable, it's because they are.
Is that your estimate or did you get it from somewhere else?

>>96700009
>>96700042
>>96702346
If anyone is wondering the pdf on the website was saved in the wayback machine: https://web.archive.org/web/20191015150458/https://media.wizards.com/2018/downloads/novella/Children_of_the_Nameless.pdf
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It's also really good.
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>>96702626
The Hayes Code is okay when they do it, and evil when people they disagree with do it.
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>>96700083>>96700133
>Could be that, could also be that they drop characters like flies. Why the fuck did they ditch Koth in MOM? Or kill off Dack for shock value? Member Kasmina's super secret cabal? They sure don't. There's dozens more left by the wayside. Just a consequence of the writing being an ad to sell cards, which means they need to constantly churn out new characters.
Could be the people directing the story are just bad at things.

Wasn't dack killed offscreen?
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>>96700083
This was supposed to be Davriel in design but they changed it to Sorin because of the vampire theme.
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>>96702732
Dack was killed off card, but his death was in the book, it was due to WOTC not fully owning him or something
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>>96700660
>>96700667
>>96700735
That's an edited image. heres the original:
https://scryfall.com/card/dft/33/tune-up
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/aetherdrift-episode-5-first-over-the-line
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Wizards of the damage control woke up?
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>>96700283
Shouldn't it be Dearth the Choice?
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>>96702770
It's not edited. It's before, and after speaking with Loot.
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>>96702784
katakana literally says "desu", it's how the japs say Death
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>>96700732
>>makes women look like men
>hell, i've seen mind control time stop rape hentais being more respectful of women than whatever wotc is doing
You sound like a schizo at this point.
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>>96701948
They are compressed slightly but quite large
>A cup
Maidenless take
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>>96700180
Disingenuous faggot. That's Vampire Silphy. Eat a dick, you dick.
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Can you please season your bait? I find it difficult to get lured by.
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>>96701379
It's just that the word imprison and a dark skin person together have unfortunate connotations due to slavery and the the overincarceration of black people in America.
Stone Throwing Devil is an old timey slur against Muslim due to ritual where when they reach the black stone box they do a mock stoning against a person as a sign of piousness unfortunately some people have died from this.
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>>96701291
it was other stuff that got him kicked out.
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Damn Giada is a bulk rare, not because she is a bad rare but because she has been reprinted 3 times (and is about to be reprinted another time in the 60 cards deck).

IMHO WotC should make pseudo reserved lists: If they reprint a card they can't reprint the same card (different art or not) for the next 2 years.
(also fuck commander decks)
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>>96701291
>>96702865
The entire thing was bullshit excuses they made so they could take over the company, they got fucked in a lawsuit because they decided to plan out their scam in fucking discord of all things which is the least secure form of communication in existence.
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>>96702852
I thought stone throwing devils was just on accounts of stoning historically being a prevalent thing in the east and the card being in arabian nights made it arguably racist. I have never actually heard the term or seen it referenced in anything but mtg to be honest.
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>>96702933
She's in standard for the next 4 or more years she needs constant reprints.
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So if i start using "Viviers" as an insult for sweaty players who still pay ungodly amounts of money for cards to be competitive, will they ban Vivi?
What about "Cauldroners"?

But i dunno.... seems like everyone around this game is a blood sucking vampire or a beast trying to eat you alive.
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>>96702999
You should play proxies.
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>>96702999
Just stick with PIGS like the rest of us?
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>>96703102
haram
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>>96702936
>>96702936
>The entire thing was bullshit excuses they made so they could take over the company, they got fucked in a lawsuit because they decided to plan out their scam in fucking discord of all things which is the least secure form of communication in existence.
Source?
the lawsuit is still ongoing.
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>>96703159
SQUEALER is our word but you can use SQUELA
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>>96703194
i was wrong, it was actually slack.
https://www.casemine.com/judgement/us/642e4b04744c2b0392c28d3d
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>>96703198
kek
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>>96703198
>>96703245
samefag trying too hard
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Chandra doesn’t need to have massive honkers and thighs like luscious tree trunks supporting her armored rump. In fact, pretty much all of the time she shouldn’t.

But she’s not flat. Even in a racing suit, there should be a slight bump because she’s, you know, a GROWN WOMAN. Just look at some of the art of her from her first couple printings, and it’s easy to see how the art direction has drove off a cliff.
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>>96698785
Serious question: why does anyone give Nosewater the time of day? It's like asking the Jewish Burger King CEO what he thinks about Burger King. Does anyone trust him to say anything of substance? If so, why?
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>Phlage
>Solitude
>Quantum Riddler
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
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>>96702972
Vivi is in standard, Vivi is in one of the most played deck. No reprint of Vivi outside of the FF set were he was printed.
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Chandra should have big, huge, luscious, plump anime milkers.
It will save the game.
Thank me later, wotc.
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>>96703281
>>96703288
Chandra should be a DFC loli and everywoman in else should have big fat anime tiddies
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>>96703284
I’m gonna level with you, I have a bigger problem with Screaming Nemesis and Nova Hellkite than I do with Vivi right now. I’d rather they kill those two fuckers and release slower green/white block than ban Vivi at this moment.
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>>96703288
How would it save the game?
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>>96703281
>>96703288
>>96703298
I mean, they’re intentionally terrible cards from the planeswalker decks, but Flame’s Catalyst from M21 and Bold Pyromancer from Dominaria have the proper design, I feel like. Hell, even her younger versions from M20 have bigger chests than Aetherdrift. It’s blatantly wrong.
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>>96703345
it will make trannies kill themselves because they will never, ever have natural plump anime bonkers
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>>96703370
The sick reality is that designing women severely lacking in secondary sexual characteristics is a choice not to offend women, but to not offend trannies. And that’s very, very sad.
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>>96703370
So it would half the playerbase, more than half the revenue, killing Wizards altogether.
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what about a silent nemesis that removes burn damage for the rest of the game?

it's only fair
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>>96703430
>ACKSHUALLY
Anon, how does a minority of a minority, which make up less than 0.1% of the global population keep a multibillion corporation alive?
>>96703382
Correct answer.
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>>96703435
>Enchantment: When you gain life while controlling this spell, you can no longer receive non-combat damage from your opponent for the rest of the game.
I’d run it.
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>>96703430
That would probably be for the best considering the point we're at.
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>>96703450
They make up a bigger part of Magic, and their supporters would leave with them.
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>>96703435
just for you
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>>96703537
>and their supporters would leave
their supporters don't make revenue, they invest directly into the company.
And if trannies would leave because they are not explicitly pandered to, it confirms they weren't in the game for the game itself but just to parasitize it.

But you mean to tell me that out of roughly 30-50 million mtg players across the globe, around 5000 trans players are responsible for 50% of the total product revenue?

This can't be even considered bait at this point... it's just....Why do you do this to yourself?
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>>96703450
don't be economically illiterate, consumers don't keep companies alive, investor money and donations from the global elite does

at least that's how it works in the "west" aka late stage capitalism cuckland

in places like pakistan or uruguay you actually have to make money which is why homo trash never succeeds outside of the small gay castrated and infertile cunts that'll have a demographic collapse in 1-2 generations aka the anglosphere and the nato vassals

>>96703382
women don't play mtg

in fact, women don't play games in general that require much reading or thinking in general cause they are short on brain capacity
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>>96703571
>their supporters don't make revenue
I meant it as in left leaning players, who would stop playing in protest.
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>>96703585
>i learn everything i know about the world from 4chan
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>>96703585
If companies didn't sell product and make a profit, no one would ever invest in the company.
>tripfag
ok i'm going to filter (you)
you're not going to be fun to reply to
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>>96703590
i accept your concession

>>96703600
company WILL be invested if it meets targets set by investors, you don't have money nor have you invested in anything. try again next time when you are successful

so fragile it's filtering
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>>96703586
Oh no, then the company would actually have to make decent product aimed at the actual player base and fire all useless employees and stop being forced to pay for ethical finance advisors to tell them to put more shit into the game that makes the game worse and cut their useless spending by around 80%?
oh no
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deathtouch+trample rules should only work if the deathtouch actually destroys the creature
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>>96703555
finally
the strong white creatures we were promised
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mtg/ is just mad they’re too stupid to make millions of dollars and blame transsexuals and Jewish men for their shortcomings
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>>96703623
yeah except the "normal" players are not the slop eating paypigs buying slds
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>stop pandering to 0.001% of the global market
>make actual product you want to do
>dont have to hire people because of diversity quotas
>cut useless spending
>hire actual people who like and respect the game and don't use it as a tool to push ideologies
>actual investors will invest because people are positive about product now
>product sells good because it appeals to an actual player base instead of paying content creators to glaze the game and needing bots to run positive marketing campaigns on social media
>don't have to bow down to social justice investors anymore
>don't have to produce slop anymore
>"NO WE CANT BE SUCCESSFUL OR THE GAME IS GOING TO DIE! OINK OINK OINK!"
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>>96703652
basically whole "white society" as a whole except "making millions of dollars" in capitalist consumerist crap itself and has nothing to do with achieving happiness or living a healthy life

no, you dumb moron, having a black lotus won't make you happier or a better player but having some buddies to play with or a child to teach how to play would make you less miserable. too bad you're too retarded or repulsive to get either

but hey you can still keep dreaming about "muh money" and hating on whatever you have to blame for your own failures

i swear gentiles should be shot on sight
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>>96703660
Yeah except WOTC under control of Hasbro. Which is a publicly traded company. Which is a problem.
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>>96703660
you forgot
>don’t take out high-interest loans to stay solvent due to wasteful spending
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>>96703660
The game is objectively successful, they're making more money than ever. It doesn't matter if pigs are the ones buying the slop, their money is as good as a human's money.
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>>96703678
>cool card game, here’s 6 million dollars to make it lame and gay
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>be hasbro
>develop a red fire truck toy that transforms into a dinosaur
>spend millions of dollars to market it to girls who like pretty pink princesses
>"yo wtf DEI pls save me"
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>>96703660
that's not how capitalism works sister

"actual investors is a myth", however has money bows down to the lgbtq+ agenda cause it's how you get money to being with
most people start a business with loans, bad creditors don't get loans
bad companies don't get big investors, and so on
again, product sales are irrelevant
and the content of your product is also irrelevant so long as it nets you more investment aka more money as a ceo

welcome to capitalism
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>>96703699
>loan means free money
Brown hands typed this post.
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If wotc makes 6 gorillion of money every single minute, why do they need to keep getting money from someone who wants the game to be lame and gay?
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>>96703707
>small loan of a million dollars is fake news

kill yourself, shart

>>96703709
meeting investor goals, dumbass

>>96703696
and don't forget "we'll bail you out if it fails so long as you make it exactly our kind of lame and gay"
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>make slop
>it sells only short term
>people complain
>eventually even the short term customers will get product fatigue
>people leave
>not even artificial hype gets people to buy
>scalpers and resellers won't be able to flip product anymore so they won't buy
>investors pull out
>company dies
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>lose more money than you make
>"no sister we going to keep giving you money to put gay in the game"
honestly, if that's the case that will be like killing two fags with no shekels
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None of this would’ve happened if Robert E. Lee hadn’t been baited by Yankee newspapers into abandoning trench warfare.
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>>96703739
If only he hadn't been such a dumb bitch
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>be gambler
>put money into slot machine that only makes you lose
>call yourself an investor
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>>96703726
>you wake up
>read news
>hasbro has 6 trillion in losses
>goldstein shekelberg inc. announcest investment of 6 bazillion dollars in hasbro
>you seethe cope and dilate as you say "real capitalism has never been tried"

>>96703738
this is exactly how the whole us "economy", the petrodollar, capitalism, the imf, banking, and the global economy bases itself in

but that's ok, you eurotypes are always so dumb, illiterate and sheepish. you never had any real education

>>96703739
actually the downfall of the west is napoleon losing and having his dick mummified by jews after his death
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>light money on fire
>"no gaise you don't get how capitalism works"
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>>96703752
Actually the downfall of the West was Titus not committing a full genocide.
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do not reply to the tripzilian, let him go back to the arena threads where he belongs
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if you get more money for lighting money on fire to begin with, it's exactly how capitalism works. regardless or reasons, conditions, terms or whatnot
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>>96703370
>>96703382
>>96703450
you guys are sounding like nutjobs.
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huh, this card is legal:
https://scryfall.com/card/arn/2/army-of-allah
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>>96703766
I know, what are you going to do about it, faggot? You gonna rehabilitate me? Is that what you want to do, queer?
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>>96703766
wow you got a (you)
no wait, even two
this might be the highlight of your life
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>>96703238
>https://www.casemine.com/judgement/us/642e4b04744c2b0392c28d3d
The case is still ongoing. that's seems to mostly be a ruling over whether parts of the lawsuit could be dismissed with a summary judgement due to slapp laws.
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>>96703771
That guy in the middle has a cool mask. I wish I owned a cool war mask.
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>>96703771
Maro here, of course Islam is halal! It's calling people pig that is haram! Inshallah!
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>xyr's hating on muslims now
lol

>>96703761
blaming jews is the biggest cope there is, greediness is a human trait not a racial one. it's just that jews (eurolarpers they even ban dna historicity in israel lmao) base their entire religion around racism and money

there's greediness outside the jew cucksphere, has always been. romans were particularly greedy subhumans btw, capitalism has existed way before judaism, it's the quintessential women invention cause it's around taking something tangible (goods, money, barter) and exchanging it for something intangible aka sex/pleasure

no sister, post-malone isn't a jew, and neither is the hasbro ceo whatshisname and there being jews in us positions comes from the fact sharts are cucks and allowed lots of jews in the country so you'll find them here and there sometimes

rosewater is irrelevant, companies are smart to put minorities as faces of things that'll get hate cause you can pull the minority card, you're just too dumb and low iq to understand gaslighting
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>>96703771
Base cards like this should not be power crept.
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>>96703771
>>96703799
>>96703795
the card named Jihad is banned.
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>>96703802
Your penis is circumcised.
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>tripfag is just your highly stereotypical r*ddit contrarian """""troll""""""
jesus christ my dog can bark funnier than that
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>obsessed with circumcision too
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>>96703816
dogs can satisfy women better than you too, that's why you don't get any and they do
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>>96703817
I’m gay. Keep acting like a fruit and I will rape you.
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>ur le virgin
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>>96703806
That's great and all but can you direct me to a store that sells cool war masks?
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this is why they didn't try to teach you economics at school, you'd still be 4th grade (the same as your mental growth)
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>>96703857
You will be buttfucked by a mental 4th grader soon. Give me your address.
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I am fairly sure that if they stop pandering to gay subspecies and types, they will stop designing cards that play themselves.
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>>96703809
Doesn't matter if part of his penis skin was eaten by a (((doctor))) or not, size is what matters. If you have less than 6'' you lots the genetic lottery (or got too much plastic and estrogen in your system and got destroyed by it)(Meanwhile the "african prince" live in poverty and don't have drink plastic because they collect water with wood utensils, and because of that their pp can grow to full size)

>>96703802
yo, but some things that he said was true.
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>>96703917
The average long of the vagina is 4 inch you bastard stupid
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Rate my commander deck commander.
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>>96704023
r8 mine
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I was wondering why these decks were called Delvers until I saw the keyword "Delve" on this card ... so this is the infamous "Delver" huh? Kino I say.
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>>96704032
It's a bit overpowered, maybe five white Human creatures instead? Also target creature must be lured lorewise, option of other player, maybe creature should be tapped first or attacking?
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>>96703435
that's what enegybending will do in the ATLA set
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>>96700099
>why aren’t planes like innistrad completely depopulated?
Implying that the slop writers hired from Bangladesh for 5 rupees a piece had considered this a possibility, or even thought at all.
The Om*npaths only exist so that w*zards can justify the UB slop and have even lazier writing, they simply don't care anymore, Vorthos got cucked & fucked.
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>>96702766
To my knowledge, basically it was the author, Greg Weisman (who I only recently learned was the guy who made Gargoyles?), asking if he could kill a major character besides Domri to make things have more stakes, and WotC was like "uh, sure, Dack can die".
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>>96703771
I see nothing wrong with this card, why would it be illegal?
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pandering to minorities nets you european union money
but pandering to trannies and other sexual weirdos nets you dei money

that's why dustborn was made by a small indie company and aaa slop shat out as of the last 10 years is lgbtq+

with trannies, you get rich, with muslims, you become the employed equivalent of alex mahan
but either one still makes way more than mr. white superior who spent all his time posting racism only and collecting unemployment checks/parents' allowance (and bought mtg cards with it)
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The worst part of racism is that no one believes that me, a white guy, has a 9 1/2 inch long and 7 1/4 inch circumference penis, because only niggers have big dicks or something.
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>>96704121
Not sure if bait/retarded/ignorant but this is Delver
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>>96704619
>not played in the Delver deck
nah you buggin
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>>96704624
That's not the real delver this is, idc if some modernfags stole the name for their delve deck
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New slop poured for my piggies
>>96704655
>>96704655
>>96704655
>>96704655
>>96704655
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>>96704539
>with trannies, you get rich, with muslims, you become the employed equivalent of alex mahan
>but either one still makes way more than mr. white superior who spent all his time posting racism only and collecting unemployment checks
Whoa, you aren't allowed to say that on 4chan, buddy.
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>>96704619
Baldy
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>>96703771
The difference here is that a significant fraction of what Crusade and Jihad mean to some people is offensive to human civilization. That being said, it's nonsensical Crusaders are still in the game.

The meaning of Jihad is a fundamental point of debate in Islam. It's as significant as the difference between Protestants and Catholics except far more meaningful because the differences in Jihad's meaning revolves almost entirely around whether the use of violence is permitted or not. Modern Catholics and Protestants aren't going to kill each other over their differences but Jihad can and does inspire violence. Put one way it's the difference between defining Jihad as "genocide" or "self-improvement". There's less ambiguity than Crusades, which were just plainly genocide.
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>>96704674
simple as



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