>DM: This is going to be a low lethality game. Do get too attached to your characters.ME: I understand. I would still like to play.>*Time passes* Your character has died of old age, Anon.Okay. I'll start rolling up the next one.>Very well. I will move on with the storyline.I'm done now.>I won't be able to introduce your new character into the storyline until later.Okay *pulls out phone*>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING I SAID NO PHONES AT THE TABLE ARAGABABALAUGHOA!!!!I'm out of this game. Peace.
>>96704814>Do get too attached to your characters.You fucked up your copypasta anon
>>96704853Did I?
>>96704891Yes. Now you have to commit sudoku. That’s the rules.
>>96704919>*Time passes* Your character has died of old age, Anon.
>>96704814Yeah, you're the dicktwister. Get off of your phone.>B-b-b-Shut up. You don't need to be on your phone. Listen to the other people's story too. You're there as a group. If you're so self interested that you immediately get bored having to engage with the fact that there are other people at the table too, and bored to a point where you clearly violated the ONE rule your story introduced, instead of just hanging around for the 20-60 minutes and enjoying the story telling, then you need to just leave and start playing D&D with AI cause you're a waste of a slot.Also this is probably fake and you probably have a porn addiction judging by the OP you posted.
>>96705098At least it's original content
>>96705148it's literally just the thread with zelda's ass for the OP image with a few words changed around2/10 for getting me to reply, do better
>>96705098>thtory
stop posting this
>>96705210Mods allow it.They also allow the borderline pornographic picture of the last thread.What's stopping him? Just shit all over the catalog. They didn't do anything about the other thread. Mods allow it.
>>96705192This guy doesn't get it>>96705292This guy does
>>96705098I refuse to believe this wasn't posted by a bot programed to be intentionally unaware
>>96704814When people have limited cognitive resources, they overthink things.Being that a DM is usually the most experienced member of the group, they have a responsibility to do betterI don't think there was anything wrong with this specific instance of you getting out your phone, and I think your dm is a faggotIt is very annoying to be pushed aroundHe should probably blow you, (He stressed you out), to prevent these sticky load issues in future, try not playing dndAlso don't use your phone too much, it will rot your brain
>>96705098Zone out and doodle, no-one bats an eye. Pull out your phone, anon loses his mind.
>>96706097>Make outward signals that you might be taking notes, writing something for your character, doodling a scene from the game, etc.>WHY AREN'T YOU ALARMED AT THIS HE IS CLEARLY DOING AN EVIL!>Pull out device that is historically and notoriously engineered by world class psychologists to distract you, hit you with dopamine, and get you absorbed into anything other than the immediate world around you.>B-b-buh think about the drawing....
>>96706639Nah man, if you're boring, or the cleric is taking too long to take his turn again, I'm gonna start sketching random shit that may or may not be related to the game. Hell, sometimes I write a shopping list for when I'm on my way home.At least I'm not on my phone, right? That would be disrespectful.
>>96706737Honestly I'm not really worried about you at all. You're so focused on trying to "win" this argument with disingenuous pedantry that I have no doubt your typical playstyle would match this, dragging down the game with rules lawyering and other disruptive behavior. I'd eventually just stop inviting you and get someone else to replace you in the slot. You wouldn't be the first I've done that too, and the game tends to get better after I remove people like you.And then you STILL wouldn't shit up the table by openly being on your phone. So win/win.
>>96706917>strawmanningYou also can't read, as I clearly stated I'm not on my phone. So pipe down, I'm trying to draw.
>>96704814how did only specifically your character die of old age?
>>96706982>So pipe down, I'm trying to draw.>Um, anon, we're playing D&D right now, I can't exactly "pipe down" whi->SHHH I'M DRAWING DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE>Anon. You're uninvited. Leave immediately.>WHAT HOW DARE YOU THROW ME OU->Hello, 911? Yes, I have an autist right here in my home...You're on your way? Perfect. Thank you so much.
>>96707021>making up arguments in his head again
Am I The Asshole Here?>New Player joins group at the start of an BX campaign.>Game's narrative isn't deep, its mostly just dungeon crawling and bandit hunting.>Everything is fine, he plays a male human fighter.>Character dies, so he makes a new one.>Player A makes a female cleric.>Okay, last character proved he can function in the group>After a few months and the group starts feeling out their characters>Player A says his character's goal is to find a Girdle of Masculinity and Femininty so she can physically be the person she truly is.>See Player B and C give each other That Look.>Make mental note.>After game "Hey, Player A, the group isn't really into that sort of thing.">"Don't worry it's just a background thing.">Nothing overt for a few months, mostly character talking about discomfort and/or not right. >"Hey, DM, can my character finally get that girdle?">"Oh shit, yeah...">Place it in a treasure hoard.>Character gets it.>Character puts it on.>"Your character takes on the appearance of a very masculine female, and for an instant things felt comfortable, then it affects their brain and it all comes rushing back from the opposite direction. The cursed belt isn't a fix.>Player got livid and marched out.>Rest of the group called me a dick.>Game died.
>>96708107The only reason anyone on /tg/ wouldn't call you an asshole here is that they are /pol/-poisoned. You put the magic item his character was questing for in a treasure hoard, then when he actually used it, you randomly fucked him with it.
>>96708107At what point did this specific cursed item become commonly perceived as a beneficial item?I want to say 2017.
>>96708107>>96708130>Bad player equips magic item without identifying it>It goes badlywell played DM
>>96708254They did identify the magic item though, that's why they put it on.
>>96708265Should have revealed the curse to them, very sad, many such cases
>>96708265No, he didn't get it identified with an identify spell. Only that the magic-user rolled intelligence to recognize a well known magic item, something I'd been allowing for multiple campaigns.>>96708326The Girdle of Masculinity and Femininity is always a cursed item. There is no non-cursed version of it.
>>96710479I didn't say the "cast identify," I said they identified the item. Which they did. They didn't put it on thinking it was a Belt of Giant's Strength.
>>96708107Nah, that player is the asshole for sure. Was 100% gaslighting you into thinking he wasn't a tranny when he was. You did good. I'd join your group.
>>96704814>Chastity inducing image>Relevant, time saving question>>96705098Clearly you didn't see >>96701161 which I presume OP is parodying.
