(ABSOLUTELY NO LEWDS)
Post a better Goblin Token (you can't)
This is simply a goblin on the job and not lewd.
>>96705385Does this count as leads?
>>96705390Yes, but what about the worst Goblin Token?
>>96705385Traditional games?
>>96705403cool it with the antisemitism, anon
>>96705407
>>96705396>Posts leads>leadswhy are you like this?
>>96705417I misspelled lewds, I'm sorry.
>>96705422
>>96705396>leads
>>96705396>literally has "sample" in the fucking nameWe really need to ban phoneposting.
>>96705466I haven't been able to phone post since 2024
Kill everyone in this thread except the MTG poster
>>96705588Hey, I posted a cool goblin pic.
>>96705583>>96705584stop posting leads
What is it about goblin girls that draws such psychotic ire from /tg/ posters? Nothing else seems to drive them more crazy and it's pretty funny.
>>96705610You seem to be projecting your own fragility onto others. I bet you go to therapy too.
>>96705610Because /tg/ is a pale shadow of its former self.
>>96705610/tg/ hates tits. The only board on the site that does I think.
Posting a Gay Goblin of Hackney with his beard.
>post goblins>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAAAATI love doing things that make der chuden seethe
>>96705703I too like to make up ideological strawmen to attack because even the act of jacking off MUST be politicized
>>96705703Cute gob.
>>96705595You are a credit to goblin-kind. When the purge comes you will be spared and chosen as chieftain to lead by example.
>>96705630/cm/, /hm/, /lgbt/, and /y/ do too.
>>96705385>(ABSOLUTELY NO LEWDS)Took exactly 2 posts before coomers soiled yet another thread with their coompiss
Beep beep, the best goblin picture of all time coming through.
>>96707687Freaky little critter.
>>96705466I prefer my goblins with nice big teef.
>>96705403>>96705414>>96705437>>96705446
>>96707746
>>96707775The greatest tragedy of our age.
>>96707629I'm honestly shocked it wasn't the first post
Yeah you go to bar and head pat the waitress.
I like to make my goblins bat-people.Thoughts?
Is it time?
>>96708529They fit pretty well.Big ears, some are ugly, live in big groups in dark caves.Only issue I'd have is I'd maybe feel bad going Goblin Slayer on them.
>>96705630/tg/ LOVES Tits, but they have to be ON TOPIC tits that fit in with a previously established and debated subject, not just Hornyposting.
>>96708529Goblins = Rat people
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>>96709090
>>96708560Goblins can't win. They are too small.
>>96705595v cool
>>96709240Goblin queen.
I'm taking ALL THE GOBLINS.
>>96710065Dirty thief.
>>96707746>>96710583Coomers should be killed. Literal drone/bot behavior
The only good goblin...is a dead goblin.
>>96705630/tg/ used to not hate tits, before the screechers and tourists showed up.
>>96711150Says the guy who keeps posting the same whineposts over and over.
>>96705703That reminds me, someone had posted some goblin art, and it was basically just short women; the proportions weren't goblin-esque at all. I relayed that to the artist.>I know people get their panties in a wad about loli content, but proper goblins need to be slightly taller than midgets. Your goblins are too tall.He acknowledged it but said he didn't wanna risk his payment processors shitting on him. It's like confusing futa for femboys. There's a fucking difference. Ask the respective fetish circles, and they will tell you. Western sensibilities really are absolute garbage.
>>96711150Roasties and troons should stop being fat, gay, retarded, and ugly, but here you are.
>>96707629OP is way more lewd. He started with an actual goblin rape (headpats).
>>96712766I mean, sieg heil credit card companies and all that, our true overlords. It sucks, but you cant fault the guy for bending to their totalitarian desires. Same reason this guy's a fag >>96711150, its all just about controlling people.
Best kind of magic for goblin casters?
>>96709240>Goblins can't winAnd you can't work on it.
Im sorry, I dont have a picture of a Goblin, I just have a picture of this normal orc/elf in a trench coat
>>96714988Tani is a goblin though? Perhaps best gob?
>>96708509>those eyes That's what 2 weeks in the trenches does to a goblin
>>96715141if true how do you explain that she is so tall in my picture
>>96715450Gaze a little closer friend. Looks may be deceiving.
>>96715671Needs an edit where FREEDOM is replaced with HUMAN BOYS
>>96711520If you can't tell, he's smiling. A lot.
>>96708509>Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
>>96715671>Looks may be deceiving.a goblin being deceiving, how could they.
>>96705385
>>96717834
Ideal male specimen. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>96711150
>>96714469Low level spells. No Pattern to what they learn. Just shit loads of low level spells.
>>96718754Too much of a good thing is never a good thing, anon
>>96718799true, but the people who say this are arguing in bad faith, attempting to remove all good things completely out of spite. so fuck em
>>96718655I'm here for something else but for trve goblin fans this is The Lad
>>96707749
>>96707749>>96718886God damnit
>>96718832I suppose. Its always a fine line between the prohobitionist and the degenderate. Kinda like alcohol in that respect.
Get this goblin while you can. Save him from the cave in
I've noticed a couple interesting things.1. goblins and hags seem like... Related kinda somehow.No further comments I guess, just seems odd. Plus hags like to acquire babies. We know they eat some of them but do some become gobs maybe? Dunno, weird thoughts.2. There's a distinct gender dimorphism in goblins when it comes to nose shape.Does this mean gal gobbos are potentially into big noses as a sign of masculinity? Or is it more like beards, where it's a decidedly masculine trait but attraction varies pretty heavily on a individual basis?
>>96719119Goblin girls are commonly stereotyped as smelly, as are goblins in general. However, this as always is an oversimplification, and partly fueled by centuries of anti-goblin propaganda. Heritage and clan identity are critical in goblin society, as knowing who is friend, foe, fuckable, and family is exceptionally important in a short-lived, high breeding rate species. Plus, they lived underground for much of goblin existence, only being seen on the surface as a recent event, in evolutionary terms. Goblin males, therefore, have evolved enormous noses to identify female goblins even in the dark, able to distinguish the minutest traces of who is who based on their individual genetic expression. Much like ants or termites, who use chemical signals to identify members of the hive. In the modern world, this emphasis on chemical analysis isn't as important, but culturally a "big nosed" male is still considered "insightful", able to perceive subtle shifts in a female goblin's attitude by the slight pheromones she gives off. Such a goblin male will anticipate a female's mood shifts with ease, creating a more harmonious, stable, long lasting relationship than a less gifted male might be able to achieve.Humans of course, being nose-blind to such things, frequently fail to read a female goblin's intentions, giving rise to the stereotype of crazy or erratic goblin girls. While there IS some truth to this, as often as not it's a female frustrated to no end that her signals aren't being "heard" correctly, her instincts at war with her environment. Given time, effort and close proximity, human-goblin relationships can work, but more often than not it's the goblin female that has to learn to express herself with words alone rather than the richer word/scent hybrid language of her kind.
>>96719188That said, one way a human male can gain back a lot of ground is poetry. To goblins, language as humans practice it is almost magical, since they lack the scent component to add tone and meaning. A human poet has to weave their ideas into words alone, and goblins tend to be fascinated with double meanings, entendres, puns and wordplay, which are nearly absent among goblin kind. This of course adds to the goblin reputation for being blunt, crude and stupid. Not true, they're just speaking a verbal and nonverbal tongue simultaneously that you're unable to get half of.A skilled poet, orator or public speaker can quite often have multiple goblin females eating out of their hand, and it is advised that humans with a predilection for grandiose vocabulary be careful among goblins, lest they attract too much unwanted attention.
>>96719188As a side note, this is also why goblin males tend to be highly aggressive. On the surface, exposed to a bombardment of intense, chaotic smells, it causes extreme stress responses even in the wiser ones who are aware of their own biology. The more feral ones can go half-mad, perceiving every unfamiliar scent as a threat to the hive. Underground, they're used to "threat-smell" being buffered by a warren full of "friend-smell". On the surface there are no "friend-smells", leaving the threat scent to overpower their skilled noses. To those who would befriend goblin males, it helps to meet them in a more neutral location, and bring a few fragrant sticks, leaves or flowers from the goblin's local surroundings. This both counters one's own body scent, and makes you appear more "of the area" to their instincts, letting them calm down enough to know you as a person. Many studies have shown that for those individuals around a given set of goblins long enough, the goblins will learn to identify their smells as friendly, eventually leading to surprisingly deep friendships, as strong as any formed between goblins.
>>96719188>>96719200>>96719224Soulful lore
>>96720239I do what I can.
>>96719119>goblins and hags seem like... Related kinda somehow.They're both fey-creatures. Hags are of a significantly older and more powerful lineage, however. They don't consider themselves relatives and probably aren't particularly close genetically.Goblins are easily cowed, cajoled, and controlled by Hags. This leads to Hags often making use of them as minions. They're just as likely to have any other kind of diminutive and superstitious wild folk as minions.Goblins hate and fear Hags, just like they hate and fear most thing. The difference is whether it's more practical to stab or appease, and Hags aren't particularly stabbable.
>>96721025>MGEI like what MGE has done for monstergirls in general, but some of their designs are garbage.
>>96721082Another Goblins as Lolis monstergirl for you.
>>96721025>HAI TEN-SHUN JAPANEES GOBURIN
>>96718754We should try to rise above our base instincts and better ourselves
>>96732526If you believed that you'd be encouraging them to rise above their base instinct to coom, not giving into your base instinct to kill that which disgusts you
>>96705407Do you intend to post this in every thread until you die or do you think there's some threshold where it will change peoples' behavior?
>>96708429Jesus anon.This was my MSN messenger avatar for years.Thank you for the reminder.
>>96732526while that's a good ideal, mother fucker the dude was like >post meme>die.gaaaaaaaaay
