Big sleepy emperor wife of mankind edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh (embed)>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/Previous thread:>>96783224>Thread QuestionWho is a niche character or concept you'd like expanded on?
>>96787750shit image, not tall enough. rule of thumb is 50ft atleast.
>>96787750>TQAsdrubael Vect
What's with the coom bait OPs man?
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
>more pornbrain OP's instead of spooky shit for the month of OctoberShame on you fucking gooners
Gue'vesa girlsl are cute, cute!
>>96787762I guess it's better than the early threads that remove the secret santa link and are exclusively about arbites/EC
>more aislop fat fetish porn
>>96787758Wouldn't a 50ft woman suffocate on any world with normal earth gravity unless she had like five hearts and basically die from high body temperature if she ever tried to run or fight?
Post models
>>96787775who cares
>>96787762The sad reality of /40kg/, it's mostly kept alive by cringe coomers that can't help themselves. And they're not even the most mentally ill posters. The /pol/tards and discord trannies are even worse
>>96787762Coomers run this general.
>>96787762The thread was dead and on page 8 and no one else made a thread.
>>96787750I'd like to see more Xenos weapons in the deathwatch armoury. Got a copy of the 9th edition Deathwatch codex and one of the sections has some xenos weapons such as the phase sword, eastern fringe pattern rifle (tau weapon) and a servitorised eldar head.Something like a Hrud grenade might be sick not sure how it'd work seeing as the Hrud age everything so not sure how you'd trap its time acceleration to store in a grenade but something like that might be cool. Call it an Accelerationist Grenade have it work like an impact grenade where it detonates on contact and causes rapid aging. Could be useful on Tau vehicles as it could cause them to rust like how it did with Astartes bolter rounds when the Iron warriors fought them during the great crusade
>>96787750>TQI'd like it if GW did something with the artifacts of Vulkan. That'd be neat.Another would be making something that'd involve the Black Dragons chapter. Like some warzone where the Imperium is trying to colonize some new planets and looking for more resources. But the Imperium colony are competing with the Votann for the minerals and other resources. Maybe the eldar are there too but because of a secret webway gate on a shrouded moon and they'd rather not have humans or the dwarves find the said gate.
>>96787807>eastern fringe pattern rifleWhich Tau weapon specifically is it?
>>96787785Stupid smug elf needs ear nibble correction uoohhhh
>>96787785*ruin
>>96787810I think its just the standard tau pulse rifle. Here's an image of it that I stole off Google images, I'm not too well versed in tau weapons but I think its the standard issue gun
>>96787807As a DWfag, I'm very dissapointed by the new KT kit. Not only GW has squatted a lot of the options in the previous vets box (like the their fucking trademark Artifex-pattern bolter + power sword combo), but as you say, they missed the opportunity to give them more exotic gear and xeno weapons like their lore says.
>>96787750Battlesuits but for melee. Onager gauntlets are a thing that exists.Could add those to Farsight Enclaves to differentiate them a bit more from rest of the Tau and how their tactics and approach to warfare has changed after having into contact with more of the galaxy.
>>96787817Huh, surprised, seems a little basic for a space marine
>>96787069I'm not a coomer and I just love the idea of them. It's part of their armour dude
I'm looking for pictures of custom models and paint jobs. Can someone post some for me? Comedy is appreciated but anything interesting is good too.
>>96787854Schizo
>>96787807>a servitorised eldar head.Does being an eldar skull make them better or something?
>>96787834Yeah, it's probably a lot of work for when a plasma gun would be easier. IMO, it makes more sense if used in false flag operations to blame Tau or not leave trace of Astartes presence.DW are inquisition spec ops, after all.
>>96787837
>>96787837>>96787867
>>96787826need to be taller...
>>96787869Checkmate heretics
>>96787869You forgot to install counter strike source, didn't you?
>>96787869The Nihilis Texters chapter
Sex the eldar.
>>96787867
>>96787869kek
How the fuck do tourney playing hamplanalets manage to stand up for 3 games in a day?
>>96787906hopefully thats in meters and not centimeters
>>96787837>>96787916
>>96787920What are they Zentradi now?Wait, they kind of are...
Can someone help me choose my first army?I'm considering Eldar, Ultramarines (or a successor chapter), Adepta Sororitas, Necrons, Emperor's Children and Space Wolves.
>>96787941Successor chapter
>>96787769If you wanted to post Makima, at least post an image of her that's thread relevant.
>>96787871BEEGEST Good?
>>96787941Whatever army you think has the coolest line troops, since youll be painting and looking at them the most
>>96787941you posted sisters, you want sisters, but clearly you've listed others because you're afraid sisters might be too daunting for a beginner.the solution is trying a forgiving color scheme, for example, paint the armor in a metallic scheme, so you don't need to be as neat with edge or volumetric highlights, and can achieve a satisfying result even with simple coats and washes.painting faces, especially female faces will be a challenge, as can be freehanding little scripts on scrolls, for both there are cheap solutions and get-around, for example you can have the sisters wear warpaints done in blood, and the scrolls could bear letterings in a different alphabet or way of writing, like binary of lines and dots, cuneiform or linear bindrunes, or not bear text at all and just be used for flowery vines and branches or kill tallies.
Are Sensei still canon? Have they been mentioned in anything published in the last twenty years?
>>96787987No, but GW an always bring them back, trust Abnett to in a way thats is uniquely shit and ruins another part of the original worldbuilding
>>96787776>Post models
>>96787946>Successor chapterI was thinking about doing a Roman theme since new Ultramarine units have that vibe and also lots of the new helmets have those horse hair crests.>>96787960So it's Intercessors vs. Blood Claws vs. Battle Sisters vs. Necron Warriors vs. Guardians vs. Tormentors. Based on that it would be Space Wolves, Sisters and Emperor's Children as others have quite bland battleline units but very nice elite units.>>96787984That was a random image I had I could post that had one of the armies I'm interested in. That sister paint scheme looks very good. Sisters are a high consideration for me. I just can't decide.
>>96787987nope, the only source was rogue trader.some parts of their lore have been directly contradicted, for example it was said that the emperor was blind to them because they're psychic blanks, but that doesn't seem the case with sisters of silence.also they used to be special because they were a form of immortal humans, but that role has been narratively replaced by perpetuals, who aren't the emperor's children, unlike the sensei.but then again, both the star child and the illuminati have survived as concepts, and the sensei were first and foremost the champions of the starchild and the unwitting part of the final solution the illuminati have in mind, so perhaps the concept of sensei can be picked up again with but a few changes.it probably won't be, because they're obvious jedi ripoffs and 40k is already way too engrossed with its own existing elements enough to juggle another important reintroduction.
>>96788008I love this vid so damn much. Makes me giggle every time
>>96788008Did that ultramarine anon start a youtube channel?
>>96788008That fucking superglued decal always gets me lmao
>>96788015careful, you're going to wake up her simps
>>96787941>EldarFun to paint with opportunities for a lot of variety but not the easiest, big model range that's near enough entirely up to date, interesting to play with many viable army themes. Make sure not to be a metachaser about it so as to avoid the stereotypes.>Ultramarines (or a successor chapter)Choose a successor. Ultramarines are the most boring thing to see across the table short of a greytide. Besides that marines are a great starting point, simple to paint, forgiving to play, easy to collect cheaply second hand and with a roster of units to pick from that eclipses everything else in the game.>Adepta SororitasTricky to paint well and pretty expensive. A very cool army but not one I'd ever recommend as a first.>NecronsEasiest army to paint in the whole game. Big roster with a lot of fun playstyles you can lean into. Decent amount of second hand available after them being the main antagonist last edition. Very reasonable starting place.>Emperor's ChildrenRoster is very small, the playstyle is very technical and a bit harder than average to paint well. Another army that I wouldn't recommend to somebody starting out.>Space WolvesGay gay homosexual furry gay dogfucker gay gay retard gay drilled assholes gay gay gay. I trust that intricate analysis will help inform you.Overall, I'd say either successor marines or necrons are the best starting choices. I would personally recommend necrons for the sake of variety, since marines are essentially always the most widely played army in any local scene.
>>96788002>I just can't decide.do you have a budget, an ideal goal in terms of the size of the army you want to make, or some idea of whether your local market has good deals for the armies you want?because if you want a relatively large collection then I'd discard wolves and slaanesh, they don't have that many units with the appropriately themed decorations on them yet, so you'd be essentially stuck collecting normal chaos marines or normal primaris, with but some units of the army you actually wanted on the side.
dick move to bring a c'tan to a 1k game?it's the deciever though, and everything else in my list is infantry
>>96788026>Gay gay homosexual furry gay dogfucker gay gay retard gay drilled assholes gay gay gay. I trust that intricate analysis will help inform you.So you're saying go Space Wolves?
How come all the cool legions turned traitor?
>>96788032Little bit of a dick move but not an unbearably egregious one. If the opponent is a friend then it's basically fine. If you warn them in advance it's entirely above board. If it's a pickup game and there's no forewarning then it's below the belt.
>>96787776Tonight's painting progress
>>96788035If the heart truly calls for it, even in spite of the slings and arrows, then the heart ought to be followed. If you are willing to take the jabs with dignity then, even though I do not respect the army, I will respect the commitment.
>>96788026Thank you anon. I'm new so I don't know what that Space Wolf rant means. I think that before I paint my whole army rules will probably change. I don't know how long it takes to paint a whole army but I assume it takes time. There are no good second hand deals where I live. I only have scalpers around me so it's LGS prices for me. This post helped, thank you.>>96788031There is no budget. I work and have no other hobbies that require money so I can buy what I want and need. Army size 2000p to play some games. Unfortunately no one plays 1000p s games here so I need to go to 2000p right away. I assume Space Wolves will get more model updates and maybe Emperor's Children as well in time. I think I'm leaning into the Successor Chapter right now. I don't know how many people play Marines in my city. I know that a lot play various Chaos.
>>96787941Eldar, if you love painting and modelling, rest - if you love reading da lore
>>96788041Because you're seeing the result of retroactive asymmetrical writing.Once upon a time there were just angry evil marines in red and loyalist good marines in blue, neither concept is inherently more interesting than the other, except for one thing: the moment you say the evil marines were once good marines too, that's the moment where you're essentially obligated to write about how they were before, ideally with some narrative or story that justifes or adds depth to said development.This is true for almost all traitor marine forces, you like them not just because of what they became, or just due to what they were, generally people appreciate them for both and for whatever story led to that change.By comparison the loyalists have one third of the fluff, in a way, just the basic final premise, not that plus what they once were, plus some rationalisation or history behind them.Of course it's not as clear cut as that, but in general terms, chaos just has more, because it implies a basic concept, a chaos skin on top, and a history, while that's not necessarily the same for normal marines.
>>96788061NO.DO NOT. invest in 2000pts right awaybuild it slowly, see if the hobby is right for yougo 500pts/combat patrol>1k>1500>2kI have seen many people buy 2k armies new, get overwhelmed with the amount of building and painting, and quit halfway through, having wasted their moneydont give a shit what the local playerbase likes to do (play 2k), they need to cater to you because you are new, you shouldnt be expected to adhere to what they want instantly
>>96788003>nope, the only source was rogue trader.They are mentioned up until 3rd edition codexes and i think they are a plot point in the inquisition trilogy?The rest is true though, they have just been replaced by perpetuals
>>96788063I painted some Middle Earth minis when it was called Lord of The Rings game. I painted Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf The White on a horse (i massacred him, slapped white all over) and a bunch of Elves and Uruks. I had fun but didn't have time for the hobby when I was a kid. I had a lot of extracurricular lessons. I was quite good at painting but my dad said it was a waste of time no matter how good I was. I recently went into a Warhammer store and played a Combat Patrol game and they got me.>>96788077I see. They said to buy a 2000p army, build it, prime it and come and play and paint later. I guess if you do too much burnout can happen.
>>96787750>Who is a niche character or concept you'd like expanded on?CHAOS XENOS
How did Magnus become red in the first place?
>>96788114GW expanded to America and have Magnus the Red be a blue guy was too confused for the weak american minds
>>96787776Since we seem to be sisterposting anyway
>>96788114He was always red
>>96787859Probably just gets better signal from tapping into psychic energy the Eldar are more adept at handling. In the picture its being used as a monitor unit
>>96788131>>96788118
>>96787776Been visiting my parents so this is the next best thing
>>96787778>>96787814>>96787882/tg/ was made by coomers for coomerskeep crying neo-puritan tourists
>>96788145Since the first man asked "elf what do?", there was /tg/ there to answer
More Khorne guys should be swordsmenThanks for coming to my Ted Talk
>>96787776making a wally
>>96787759Explain to me how vect interacts with the target priority rules in 4th.
>>96787750Coomers begone.Seriously you fuckers are everywhere and ruin everything. Grow up already.
>>96787992i rike
>>96788178go back, tourist
>>96788054i cum on assassin, penis shapeshift into assassin
>>96788114He was bullied so hard that his face is permanently stained with his own blood.
>>96786962Everyone who isn't a low IQ tranny loves the ultramarines which is why they're face of the setting faggot, come back to me when your shitty faction gets a video game
>>96788118>>96788139He was always Red remains true, it just changed from being about his hair to his skin.
tfw no sisters of silence to bully my frail psyker body
>>96788198>Most masculine Grey Knight
>>96788182You go back, you fucking degenerate. Just because you cannot think about anything else for more than 10 seconds at a time doesn't mean we all have to endure your childishness.
>>96788198
Time to prime my chinesium models so I can pretend they're GW plastic at the LGS
>>96788145>>96788182you coomers are like ponyfags or vegans, obssesed retards unable to understand boundaries, or that there's specific moments and places for your shit, and this general is not one of them
>>96788196>when your shitty faction gets a video gameYou mean like the Tau? Way way before the shitmarines?
>>96788216Fuck off back to /pol/
>>96788222Pretty sure /pol is where cumbrains like you belong. Pathetic.
>>96788026Would you say necrons are easier to paint than tyranids?
>>96787776
>>96788224No one but /pol/tards uses "degenerate", Nazi.
>>96788227waaagh haaa fiddley deeee do what you want because a freeboota is free!
>>96788228You'll be amazed to hear that there is world beyond 4chinks, reddit and assorted websites. Not that a terminally online moron like you could grasp the concept.
>>96788220you do not belong here no matter how much you stamp your feet and cry about it
>>96788172Vehicles automatically pass the leadership test to target a unit other than the closest unit.
>>96788241You do not belong here no matter how many shit quality coombaits you post.
>>96788221You're underage
>>96788219kek one of the guys who works at my LGS also acts a plug for chinese recasts on the sidei've bought a tonne of shit from him and the only things you can't buy from him are casts of models the store sells which is reasonable imo
>>96788196You mean almost three decades ago?
>>96788246tourist trying to tell somebody who was here when the board was created who belongsadorable
>>96788226nta but easilynecron models basically never have a lot going on barring like, the silent king and the c'tan and the only real hassle with putting them together is that gluing the arms on can be obnoxious on the warriorstyranids are also pretty easy but there's still some margin for error methinks, i'd put necrons above tyranids for the reason that tyranids have gargoyles with flying bases and the winged hive tyrant and necrons don't (I don't count the destroyer squadron)
>>96788242Except vect is an independent character. How does it work when he is targeted?
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>96788072Actually informative, fun to see stuff like this.
>>96788178Coomer board. Go back.
>>96788232No one in that world uses degenerate
When is the next preview? I mean actual preview show.
>>96788253Jesus Christ, you're above 10yo and still defending cumslop? I'm so sorry that your parents have failed you so hard.
Exodites when?
>>96788278/tg/ always started off as /d/-lite.The entire board was founded on porn and coomer shit. Go back, retard.
>>96788280Not soon and probably gonna be a killteam at first, at best.Look at how Kroot were handled. Couple of kits, within an army, for decades, then killteams, then proper release and yet still not a full codex.
>>96788072>and a history, while that's not necessarily the same for normal marines.Who among the first founding legions on the loyalist side don't have a history?
>>96788259The Dais of Destruction is his retinue and can be targeted freely as such
>>96788273Either on the 25th for Warhammer Day or the two weeks later at the Grand Narrative event. Probably
>>96788265Cumbrains have multiple containment boards and /tg isn't one of them
>Tau are blue>Orks, nurgle daemons and kroot are green>Vespids are orange>Eldar, every kind, are white>Space marines, LoV are all standard human skintones>Khorne daemons are red>Tzeentch daemons are blue and purple>Slaanesh daemons are pink and purple Where the fuck is yellow, why hasn't GW made a xeno race or daemons that are yellow, is it because its a colour thats hard to paint and look good?
>>96788257Thanks anon, I'm torn between eldar (both types) necron, and tyranids. I'm 100% what counta a line troop, but I'm thinking guardians, termaguants, and warriors? Out of those 3 I like guardians the most, but it looks like you have to free hand a lot of stuff on the eldar, pic related. I have a cool idea for a necron color scheme for necrons and I like the Egyptian motif, I just then warriors are kinda bland. I like the monstrousness of the nids and have dreamed of paintingthem since I was 13, but termagaunts look goofy and swarm armies don't seem fun to play.
>>96788296they even have their own generals and separate threads in /tg/, but nope. They NEED to force their coomerslop on everybody else and make all discussion about them.Fucking annoying assholes
>>96788303Time to bring the hobgoblins to the orks for some yellow skin representation.
>>96788303>is it because its a colour thats hard to paintyeah pretty muchthe inverse is why ultramarines are the posterboys of 40k: blue is incredibly easy to paint
>>96788312>an entire faction based on the Yellow Bastard from Sin Cityngl, clever idea
>>96788303>Where the fuck is yellow
>>96788118>Thousand Sons used to be red, then changed to blue during the Horus Heresy>Magnus used to be blue, then changed to red
>>96787941sororitas are pretty fun in my experience! but there's lots of little details that might be quite hard!space marines have been quite simple in my experience. the person at the store said they're the simplest in their opinion when i went in for the first timei knopw everyone on the internet says necrons are easyemperor's children don't have many models compared to others desuspace wolves are quite complexi asked my friend who does eldar and they said they're small and have a lot of details to highlight with them
>>96788118Getting penis envy at how sublimely the studio painted up Fulgrim's new model.
>>96788329They already exist and live in their own city.
>>96788310honestly from my experience the actual battleline for the necrons are immortals, warriors cost more points for what's mostly a worse unitI would say dark eldar have been incredibly fun to paint but they do demand a loooot of highlighting and work per model, though the symbols on the sails there are probably just from transfers
>>96788296>>96788311Coomer board. Cry about it.
So is it true that after crossing the Rubicon in an upcoming novel Dante is going to go by they/them pronouns?
>>96788368Signing my soul over to the kabal this instant
>>96788360what is that?>>96788355Correct
Genuinely tired of the coomer shit. You fucks are gross.
I kind of hope Vashtorr becomes a Chaos God so we can get a dark mechanicum faction.
>>96788398Same. It’s why I mostly stick to EyeofTerror these days.
>>96788388huh wat u mean?
>imperials only want one thing and it is disgusting
>>96788405admech with chaos trim is going to be a fucking nightmare to paint but yesunfortunately it'll be just as anemic as launch World Eaters and launch Emperor's Children
>>96788411>unfortunately it'll be just as anemic as launch World Eaters and launch Emperor's ChildrenYou don't know shit, don't run your yap like you do.
>>96788411Ad mech are already a nightmare to paint so that'll be nothing new.
>>96788388>>96788406Go back to r*ddit and stay there
>>96788405>Vashtorr is a god>darkmech factionWy them we would get a Forge of Souls faction to represent his daemons. Darkmech is a whole seperate faction and group
>>96788416Theyre not that bad, just time consuming.
>>96788424That's the big thing about them, I was dreading the start of 10th when they tried to push them into horde territory.
>>96788398Coomer thread and board. Go to kiwifarms or to r*dd*t.
>>96788417Go back to /lgbt/ and stay there.
>>96788405He was beat to it by A GODDAMN MANLET
>>96788411Or current Emperor's Children.>>96788420>his servants are literally called the Cogs of Vashtorr
>>96788444True this darkmech cult literally has their symbol on them
>>96788435>NamefaggingYou do not belong here redditor
>>96788444or current World Eaters, evenhell we're basically just waiting to get our second wave like the Votann>All Emperor's Children are getting is a flawless blades leader
a lot of retards in this thread, especially the ones who think I'm not talking about them
>>96788452Year of Chaos btw
>>96788458year of chaos ended in may you fucking retard
>>96787776Finished building (most of) my Ork infantry
>>96788473That means it's a new year for Chaos.
What's the funniest joke GW has made?1. "You can't just solve everything with more primaris space marine!" "The hell I can't!"Or2. Year of Chaos
>>96788497It's year of Eldar now. New Phoenix Lord, New Archon, New Corsair Prince, New Exodites
>>96788441great model and freehanding, especially on the tilt shield, but i would've given him a different base. as it is his kilt kinda blends into the base unless that was your intention in which case i'd have the lava align with the skirt
>>96787909yes, that is the reference! Very good, anon
>>96788502The cloak is supposed to look like lava so yeah it’s supposed to blend in with the base.
>>96788154
>>96788458>>96788473Year of Chaos was AoS thing, no?
>>96788499drukhari
This is the best buff Chaos has gotten in years.
>>96788522How did you know the 3rd secret option?
>>96788417>r*dditThe obsession some losers here have with that website is truly hilarious. Rent-free indeed.
>>96788499Eldar will always be the funniest joke.
>>96788535Retard he literally said he goes there instead of here most of the time
>>96788510:D
>>96788525it came to me in a dream
>>96788434Go to your basement and masturbate before you post, adults are talking. Better yet, never post here again.
>>96788544No, calling the settings grim dark will always be the funniest joke
>>96788546This shithole is worse than reddit.
>>96787750>TQ.Tabula Myriad.
>>96788558Cool, go back there instead of crying about it here then
>>96788552You are a 20 year old with a recessed jawline who though Elon was the most heckin based man alive until he called Trump a pedo and you found out about 40k in 2023 from a grummz tweet
>>96788552Too bad. Coomer board.>adults are talkingYou fags are just majorly just argue over thread e-celebs and who ruins the threads (it's all of you) or you argue what slop models will release so you consoom them.Pipe down, grandpa.
>>96788574trying too hard
>>96788573nta but this literally reads like a tranny schizo post
>>96788564No
>>96788518Yes, that's why within the Year of Chaos AoS got:>Skaven update>Khorne 1e starter reprint>Chorf reimagining>Nurgle Warhammer QuestAnd 40k got...
>>96788601csm deserve nothing as the players are horrible and have been for over 20 years
>>96788601Half an army (EC), like 5 new SM boxes/refreshes, some Dorfs, and Deldar got a new hero, a refreshed one, and half a codex removed.
>>96788607>csm players are horribleI've never seen a chaosfag be that bad.In my experience it's mostly BA, SW and CWE players
What is the 40k equivalent of this?
>>96788625I've never seen a bad BA player in person, only on this generalI've seen plenty of obnoxious furfag SW players and whiny guard and tau and eldar players though
>>96788627tau crisis suits being -that- short
>>96788434>>96788574Your case isn't helped by the fact that1) you spam it while talking about coom, instead of bringing insightful topics to discuss such as hobbying techniques/advice or even fluff and merely attaching the image for the same of it being an imageboard2) sorry but your smut is so boring and - and I dont use this word lightly - reddit and often not even particularly well-drawn
>>96788523It was meh. Valkia and festus are whatever, azazel exists for porn, the tzeentch guy was fun with some mods that made him unique.
>>96787775It's the Emperor. He can do it because fuck you
>>96788642I mean I knew Golden Throne was an artifact of technology but I didn't expect this (your image is crunched by bitrate to shit)
>>96788627
>>96788368>sexualyetiHe used to be on the top if we're talking abaut Horny 40k last time I checked he was on Twitter, or maybe he deleted his accaut I dunno. What he is Up to these days?
>>96788561>oh interesting, DAoT assimilation AI>look inside>its just uploaded in some kastellan and uhh helps some novel character do stuff as a secondary toonMEDIOCRE
>>96788649Here is a better version just for (you)
>>96788638>instead of bringing insightful topics to discussIrony is palpable.
>>96788631>I've seen plenty of obnoxious furfag SW players and whiny guard and tau and eldar players thoughNo you haven't you're just the typical low IQ black templar player making shit up
>>96788685Okay bud whatever you say
>>96788675
>>96788702I accept your concession
>>96788706Good for you bud!
>>96788625I have to agree with the CWE players. I’ve played a fuckload of 40K, and by far the most insufferable people I’ve played against are CWE players. Not all, but a disproportionate number. Like the game takes forever because they HAVE to play PERFECTLY and then they wonder why no one wants to play a game against them when the game takes 4 hours and they table their opponent without losing more than 1 or 2 units.
>>96788708See >>96788706
>>96788638Whinge, whinge, whingeCoomers run this general, always have, always will.
>>96788709I mean it makes sense, they are the glass canon win by being better army / if you make a mistake everything on your side explodes. It would attract slow careful players.
>>96788638Most of the coomershit that xhe spams is aislop
>>96788709Git gud
>>96788631>obnoxious furfag SW playersIn my experience they are just positive and happy. You should tey it sometime.
>>96788804ew
>>96788804Can you not fucking post irl women? They disgust me.
>>96788816>womenhe has a dick anon
>>96788816Ok, coomer posting will continue.
>>96788826good. remember: the taller the better.
>>96788792>can't even spell "try" from years of gooning to diaper inflation porn in pup gearanon has a point
>>96788832
>>96788832>good. remember: the fatter the better.i fix
>>96788838no.
>>96788774no one asked you to post this trash
>>96788832Ok
>>96787759can't believe I still have this WD issue
>>96788850based
Christ this general is dogshit
>>96788625have to agree lamenter anon is insufferable
>>96788850i know this was supposed to be gooner but their brains must be well and truly fried if a fully clothed women waving to them is masturbation material
>>96788854You just got it recently though you newfag
>>96788834I'm taking a shit talking to you, daddy chill
>>96788874Honestly i just find it cute
>>96788834>diaper inflation porn in pup gearYou have strange fetishes.
>>96788919knowing about spiders does not make you a spider
I miss him
>>96788928 Knowing that much about spiders makes you an arachnophile though
>>96788856I could spam pictures of my models if that makes it any better but I don't think anyone wants to see reposts
>>96788856Give me a few minutes and i'll post a model for the collage
>>96788928It was way too specific. Don't out yourself next time. I feel disgusted just talking to you.
>>96788725>Coomers run this generalClearly into the ground>always haveWrong, I've been in these threads for about 8 years1) most if not nearly all people even from 2020 aren't even around2) the quality of the threads has been steadily dropping and we didn't have drama and shit like decalmutant back thenSo your track record for "running this general" isn't stellar, bub
>>96788631>BAPerchance have you heard the tale of "Jawaballs" the most annoying blood angels player to walk the land?
>>96788938we've seen enough of glossanon, sallyfag, and decalfag's trash models
>>96788937hate on furries without knowing about them>"How can you judge us! there's so much more to us than you know!"hate on furries with knowledge about them>"How could you know so much accurate info about us! You MUST be one of us"Like clockwork
>>96788929His silence is deafening...
>>96788929>BRING HIM BACK>BRING HIM BACK>BRING HIM BACK
>>96788929hey we got thatcher creed now
>>96788958>Creating fictional scenarios in you headKinda schizophrenic desu, also dumb, why would you care about the opinions of a group you hate?
>>96788948>Clearly into the groundWe all know that's been the shitposters and faggots who obsess over thread drama.
Today I will highlight some grog metal warlocks
>>96788832>taller the betterAgreed
>>96788972how can it be fictional when its happening in this very thread, and in every situation where I've shamed a neon rainbow dog retard. It's like you all share a hive mind and that specific retort is as automatic as patellar reflex
>>96788874No kink shaming plz.
>>96788948I have been on /tg/ since about 2017 (using the site much earlier but mostly /cgl/ and /co/ and it really is shitter now but I still enjoy these threads>earliest of my images i can find is 2018It's been a long long road damn
I should probably paint my ork boys.
>>96788998>when its happening in this very threadOh dear, you have it bad. Level with me anon, where in the thread did the "furries" claim you don't understand them enough to judge them?
>>96789020someone who owes some poor starving artist 10 grand in autism bucks for their OC commission of a parakeet blowing a donkey tried claiming that furries were not obnoxious and were instead fun loving "positive" people. I'm not even the anon he was talking to and the display was so shameless it was unmistakable who was behind it
>>96789020Why are you even talking to the schizo? He's been having a meltdown for days.
>>96789028What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>96789035
>>96788955Rent free
>>96788955glossanon?
>>96788955>glossanonWho?
>>96789028Woah
>>96788971You mean Ursula Trunchbull?
Has an army you've disliked ever grown on you?
>>96789078No.
>>96788944Okay it took longer than a few minutes
>>96789078I disliked dark eldar pre-5th, the old models were shit, but since then everything jas been great
>>96789050>>96789057He's talking about that guy with the huge tyranid army with the glossy carapace. You know that cool one that's always posting pics of his dudes on crazy terrain setups. I really don't know who would ever have a problem with him, he pretty much just pops in the thread, says something is cool and then disappears
>>96789078No, not in 40k. other gw settings, absolutely. Went from hating elves to loving them.
>>96789078Tyranids; back when I played only fantasy and saw tyranids in a white dwarf I found them distasteful, 5 or so years later I'd get into 40k with tyranids specifically.Although I still don't like genestealers at all, I get why people like them, I just don't, they're too ape-like to me.
>>96789099He's a bitchy nidfag who gets mad often if you don't like tyranids.
>>96789078Ad Mech.Not 40k's, though. 30k's.
Whats the most coomer army?
>>96789106>ape-like
>>96789130Canon coomer or fan coomer?Fan coomer it's a tossup between Slutsters of Battle and big old Tau Tiddies.Canon coomer is EC. I mean, Fulgrim's new model released with a big gaping Slaanussy.
>>96788850my headcanon for this image is reverse-giantess, or "Gulliver's Travels"those are just 40k model-scale people.like the Minish from Zelda, but with lasguns
>>96789139is this nurgle or is this actually what a nid lost world looks like
>>96789150>like the Minish from Zelda, but with lasgunsWhat would be Imperium's reaction to small humans?Like they just look like normal humans but are super tiny. And fuck it, say genetics wise they are also still human.What happens then?
>>96789060>HER SWEAT AND BLOOD WENT INTO THIS CAKE
>>96789078Never to the point of buying it, but at this point I've seen cool examples from every army in other people's stuff
>>96788824If she puts in the effort, she gets the basic courtesy of being called a she. And if a fag like >>96788804 wants to stick it, that's his prerogative. You constantly banging on about how he's gay or she's got a dick makes you the assblassted loser in all of this.
>>96789117So you argued with him about lore and that's why you don't like him?
>>96789030You're the schizo thoughbeit
>>96789155It's the aftermath of a successful GSC infestation, with the tyranids sucking up the biomass.
>>96789175Well duh, this faggot /v/ermin singles out any modelchads who disagree with himthe only one on that list he posted that is justifiable is the mutant
>>96789146Canon is still Tau. With only 2 castes participating in open battle and a tiny empire that's still putting billions of bodies on its multiple fronts their reproduction rate must be incredible.
>>96789159maybe the planet's gravity caused this adaption over thousands of yearsthere could be tiny orks in those hills.there is a tiny mechanicus maintaining those weapons>from the moment I understood the tininess of my flesh...it disgusted me>I craved the certainty of height>I aspired to the purity of 1:1 scale
>mfw the airbrush gun included with the 110 euro kit is being outperformed by my 25 euro airbrush pistol from goddamn Aliexpress
>>96789207>Magos overseeing the tiny humans' equipment is just a deranged scale modeller in a red jumper
>>96789175That never happened.
>>96789199There is no justification for targeted harassment and bullying.
>>96789215>real-scale mechanics finds out about tiny planet>absolutely no one is allowed to interfere with it>we must protect Planet Trainset at all costs
>>96788804I don't want anyone to accuse the mods of being libtards and glowies anymore. They deleted the trannypost but they didn't delete anything else. That shows you what side of the culture war they are on plain as day. So when you get banned for having a melty its not because you said nigger ten times its because you were genuinely THAT awful (like the decalnigger).
>>96789245Stop trying to name associate me with negative thread content, people see you for who you are now that I got a trip.
>>96789225you had a temper tantrum calling people slurs and leftists last nightkill yourself mutant
>>96788986not tall enough.
>>96789212I know a commission painter and he swears by the chinese knockoffs, that they're enough for 99% of all hobbyists.
>>96789251It's blatantly obvious you're pretending to be on your best behavior with that trip but too bad, you won't be allowed into community events anyway. :^)
>>96789265It's not like he ever paints anyway.How long have his bangles been WIP?
>>96789265>It's blatantly obvious you're pretending to be on your best behavior with that triphe couldn't even keep the act up, the fridge guy gave him a chance if he could do it for a month of not engaging with any shitposting and he failed in 36 hours lmaothen yesterday he started his normal TWERP NIGGER TRANNY LEFTY COMMUNITY GATEKEEPING meltdowns
>>96789265He literally had a melty last thread he already blew it. 1/4 of that thread is him and his tard fan club.
>>96789106I much prefer the ymgarl heads. Octopus-face genestealers are just more honest about where this whole concept is drawing from, in my opinion.And I kind of get what you mean, I don't like the snearing little Pumpkinhead faces of the common purestrain. I made my entire unit of Genestealers with squidlips.
>>96788955I wonder if I will ever get a name
Is Decalmutant this threads Chrischan?>>96789282A big problem I have with the current Tyranid range is that the neuro stuff is so stylistically different from the 'normal' nids but most armies use a mix of them and it causes stylistic clash from my perspective. If I collected them I would only want normal nids but a lot of the neuro/ymgarl stuff has really fun rules. I suppose I could convert them all the be ymgarl but I prefer the classic nid look.
>>96789289I have had many over the years. You wear them proudly like hats and then you put them away. They all fade away with time and the changing of the regulars....God I've been on this website too long.
>>96789289I have one but to be absolutely honest I think giving regulars nicknames is a bad idea. It leads to circlejerking and metathread drama.
>>96789294he's our second chris chan believe it or nothe really rose to the spot when the first one fucked off (hopefully forever, so far so good)
>>96789280Can you show this melty? Please dorect me to those posts.
>>96789300>>96789298You know what, that's fair.
>>96789265I dunno about that, I did get carried away while defending myself last night but I still think because it was tripped and I am apologizing now that I should still get a shot.>>96789294we don't do thread lore here.
>>96789304>we
>>96789304>but I still think because it was tripped and I am apologizing now that I should still get a shot.nope, that was your second meltdown in under a week109 permabans lmao
>>96787750>>96788675Trannism and degeneracy has already ruined 40k.
>>96789304>WeYou will never be one of us
>>96789294>Is Decalmutant this threads Chrischan?Unfortunately yes.
Mutalith vortex beast but for slaanesh
>>96788303Just make an Asian guard regiment and paint them yellow.
>>96789304You've had 10+ chances already and you have failed every single one.You're a worthless human being.
>>96789294Yes
>>96789294I get what you mean, I don't like this new canon of "All smart-nids have neurocytes leeching their brains" in the design. I don't like that they got rid of the head-crests of the new Raveners THAT ARE STILL OUT OF FUCKING STOCK REEEEEEEEIt feels legally motivated, a "we must distance ourselves from Starcraft" sort of decision.If they release a new Zoanthrope and it incorporates this shit instead of just being brain-o-gaunt, I'm going to be pissed.The Neurotyrant is an attempt to reboot old edition designs, like the Screamer Killer, but it's starting to feel like the current designer is too in love with their own concepts, and is letting the lightning of the old designs out of the bottle.I also really don't like that every single nid is locked in a static pose, a lot of them are nice but I miss the creative freedom of posing my guys.
>>96789341This picture is so stupid, behind him are tons of well painted models. In the normal picture its a bunch of retarded legos.
>>96789333it would be the mutalith vortex beastunlike popular belief, the beast is an undivided thing, gw gave it to tzeentch because they forgot their own fluff for it and because they're retarded
>>96789353It's because they had to pad out the TS codex with AoS hand-me-downs.
>>96787750Not tall enough, not middle eastern enough, the womb tattoo should be the aquila with each head over each ovarie
>>96789350those models are painted as well as chrischans drawings are drawn.
>>96789353>unlike popular belief, the beast is an undivided thing, gw gave it to tzeentch because they forgot their own fluff for it and because they're retardedI think the mutalith was unironically meant to be a tyranid monster originally and GW then just tweaked the design a bit and then showed into chaos for some reason.
>>96789369Its AI, it isnt able to make something with human intention. Womb tattoos are always a soup in AI because its training data has so many different ones that it just becomes "swirly thing at about this place on the stomach".
>>96788178
Speaking of womb tattoos, why did they give greyfax one
>>96789375Hard disagree and I think my fellow modelers would agree with me.
>>96789353chaosbane has a mutalith boss for each god, they all look the same, with very minor differences like the nurgle one being covered in pustules and the khorne one having the spines on its back painted like bone
>>96789386
>>96789389nah, they're pretty bad
>>96789399
>>96789350>writes like him>just as autistic as him>acts like him, lies and allMaybe you should stop being like him if you don't wanna be associated him?
>>96789402Show me a good model painted by a modelposter in this thread lmao
>>96789410Objectively if you saw these on table do you really think they fall under the "bad" category?
God damn I finally managed to finish my Blightlords. I'm never batch painting HQ-detail level models again.
>>96789404
>>96789415They're flat and boring. And just look at the sad bases. 4/10.
>>96789415How many of these were painted by you?
>>96789389Your models are shit and the only thing you should paint ever again is a wall with the inside of your skull.
>>96789376They're just creatively bankrupt like that, no need for secret reshuffling.
>>96789410all of thesetoo lazy to dig through the archives but our two btemplar chads are both really good painters, so is the tsons/admechfag and a bunch of othersand they all mog the decalfaggot by miles
>>96789424I painted them all, I even did some progress posts. >>96789423Ok i think that is a bit harsh >>96789426Why does everything have to be so dramatic with you? No one is killing themselves over a decent paint job.
>>96789415yesbad posingbad assemblybad cleanupbad basecoatsbad washesbad decal applicationbad drybrushingbad third party headsbad sloppy basing
>>96789438I think he meant this thread specifically
>>96789444This is the difference between online and real world, when people see them on table I get nothing but compliments and adoration.
>96789439>decentGiving far too much credit to the dogshit you post.
>>96789415nah, anon is still angry about the nazi decals
>>96789457People in person will tell you a primed model with nothing else done looks great
>>96789415YesThose heads are so awful that they make all other qualities meaningless, no matter what. They ruin everything on their own
>>96789415I really hate the animal heads. The only one that looks good is the bull one. Lithe, fast predator heads like Panthers and wolves just don't look good on lumbering monsters like knights
>>96789262Starting to believe itCherry on top of it all is that the Chinese knockoff has no air valve and even then performs better
40k MMO when?
>>9678948813 years agocancelled before it could get off the ground
>>96789438>putting his shit alongside 2 best painters in the generalyou need to be more subtle, O&Tfag
Ultramrine and Terminators for pre-order next week>https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/hlcnosds/sunday-preview-ultramarines-terminators-and-da-red-gobbo/
Just when you felt down because you didn't have enough space marines in your life, here comes your old mate James to the rescue.https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/hlcnosds/sunday-preview-ultramarines-terminators-and-da-red-gobbo/
>>96789499>>96789504wowie! look at all these varied products coming for 40k!
>>96789496They were the last three images I saved from hereSorry you disagree on the selects, but they all mog the decalslopper and that's the only point I was trying to make :)
>>96789400>>96789386because it looks cool?
>>96789548Look at that poor bastard.
>>96789415They are serviceable, but have many flaws that show a lack of care or love. The bases especially are souless and bland. I personally think the alt heads looks really bad but that's subjective. I wouldn't complain playing against htem but I wouldn't be particularly excited either.
>>96789548The dice are alright
>>96789548you left out all the new white scars, iron hand, yellow fist dudes and lady malys but I get your point.We all know that marine paypigs are what fund the game, no one pretends otherwise.
>>96789601Those guys aren't in the preview, so they probably won't be released next week
>>96789499Kinda want the termie box but there's just no way it isn't gone in 30 seconds on every storefront
>traitor guard kit is back as a 40k kit.Uhhh will it be something unique to CSM or is it only back for KT?
>>96789590This, I've seen worse painted models that I liked far more just because there was a vision there. These feel cranked out just to get them done, assembly line style. Tons of little details that show whoever made them just didn't care enough to do the small details or inject any kind of original thought or idea into it. Especially sad considering they are knights, which are such a huge canvas to do something unique on. Etsy 3D heads to not sovl make.
>>96789590WHy do people hate the heads so much? Most people I show them too love them. >>96789552Ive always said they mog me but I am still good.
>>96789612You can probably get it on amazon, they usually have a decent amount of stock. Depending on your country.>>96789617>WHy do people hate the heads so much? Most people I show them too love them.As I said, it's subjective. I think they look really ugly. The people you meet with in real life probably just have different (worse kek) taste.
>>96789590nta but new to the hobby, if you wouldn't mind going into detail about some of flaws minus the heads, and how'd you improve the bases?
>>96789614Well obviously I only started painting last year and I do not have any true freehand skills yet. I am getting better and better I think.
>>96789613from the article>Three kits previously seen in Kill Team will now be available in Warhammer 40,000 packaging. So they are back in 40k
>>96789617>but I am still good.you aren'tgood people can improvegood people recognize that their work is not as good as it could begood people don't sit on 4chan for 14 hours a day screaming about twerps
>>96789657>>96789657>good people don't sit on 4chan for 14 hours a day screaming about twerpsThis is a gross exaggeration and you know it. Half of the twerp accusers were false flags anyway.
>>96789657>good people don't sit on 4chan for 14 hours a day screaming
>>96789669>tripfag verifiably sits on 4chan whining all day every day>this must mean everyone else doesWhat a self report lmao
He even put on a trip yet you fucking retards still get into arguments with him, unreal. You're just as much of an issue as he is. Just admit you like the fucking drama and don't care about the quality of this general either
>>96789676Where do you see me whining? Other than my justifiable anger towards the community event organizers for banning me due to public pressure.
>>96789617I think the heads remind me of power rangers and that's cool but then I realize that knights arms and legs aren't made of robot dinosaurs and I get disappointed
>>96789680>annoying tripfag is annoying and does annoying shit and shits up threads>omg you guys are just as bad as himPut trip the back on.
>>96789684>Other than my justifiable angerIt's not justifiable, you're just whining that your shitty behaviour, in fact, has had consequences.
>>96789078Primaris
>96789684Shut the fuck up, faggot. Your models are shit.
>>96789698Just fucking filter him, you brainless ape. Is that really too fucking hard for you?
>grey knight "range refresh">its just upgrade sprues for primaris marines
>>96789499>>96789504>>96789548Ultramarines are ultracool, cope
I can not think of a more ugly model than the terminator chaplain
>>96789702My so called "shitty" behavior consists of me approaching my peers here and asking to be friends and join community events and getting responses like "I will hunt you down and behead you one day for your whining". This literally happened last thread, or I am called names like "Fat Whale" or "Mutant". So I should be hunted down and "harpooned" because I want to make friends here? Do I have that right? Pretty clear that I am not the problem.
>>96789718Why are you blue?
>>96789676>>this must mean everyone else doesThat's not what I said, nor what I was implying at all.
>>96789634when you pose the models, think of the story you want to tell with them. Are they standing proud before the action kicks off, are they running to strike the enemy, or are they aiming their gun at a distant enemy? These models all have a Y pose that says nothing. Its merely assembled, there was no cool idea in the head of the builder. They aren't going anywhere, or doing anything. Simply standing there in an awkward pose that makes no sense.The bases are quite literally the equivalent of a 5 year old putting stickers on a piece of printer paper. Mud texture, and then sticking the same copy paste plant into it at random. Have you ever seen a field that looks like this? Can you imagine an alien world that has this collection of shrubs? Even outside of the failed storytelling aspect, its just ugly. Picrel I scoured google search for what a basic field base looks like with modern tools. It's not just a single tone of texture paint with shrubs put in. The modeler started with their mud, then used grass to pain natural transitions between different patches of ground and included some bits of scenery to tell you a bit about the place the knight is standing. This is 100% achievable with the skills decalmutant has, but he just doesn't CARE about he's doing or he's too stupid to tell the difference. You, as a beginner hobbiest, could buy 20 dollars in supplies and spend an afternoon practicing making bases that look like this and achieve similar results in a day on a piece of foam and get some experience making terrain out of it to boot.
>>96789718They really aren'tthe only cool ones are ones who don't act like ultramarines, like titus and malum caedo
>>96789708To fully filter him I need to download some retard 3rd party crap.The website itself should just have a function where I can fully filter him and not even see the thread stubs.Even better would be if the jannies just banned him.
>>96789725You're a redditor who made a name for himself by melting down over people questioning your decision to use 2 sheets worth of decals on every single model you postedYou built the hell you're living in faggot, stop whining and realize you'll never be welcomed here
>>96789725No, your shitty behaviour consists of you being a pathological liar and a cunt and then throwing a hissy fit when you don't get your way.You've had your chances to become better, you have failed each and everyone. You deserve to be ostracized.
>>96789717Gray Knights ARE popular enough to get a range refresh. It will sell, that's what matters. If anyone was going to get the "its just an upgrade sprue" treatment it would be Deathwatch and they got a new kit to replace their old one that, while primaris (and has some absolutely cursed heads), is all sculpted bespoke models.
Got a painting tip? Post it alongside a pic of your model! Please try and separate the steps via greentext and model pic on a blank or non cluttered image is greatly appreciated. Gonna dump a handful of examples as well
>>96789718They are only cool when they are painted right. Yours look like shit.
>>96789746No they arent. They will be squatted at the end of the edition when the emperor comes back to life and brings sangy back to life and proceeded to face fuck slaanesh into nothingness.
>>96789717>Imagine the worst future posibble>Proceed to get ass-mad about itSome of you really need to take meds.
>>96789751Those really need to be put up on the rentry page, does the anon that made it happen to be here?
>>96789756I know what you are, don't reply to me.
>>96789746its gonna be really funny/sad for that one dude who worked with GW to buy the literal entire GK chapter, multiple thunderhawks and all, only for it to get updated lmao.
>>96789740>>96789743Imagine samefagging with two devices just to vent your pathological need to moderate a 4chan thread.
I have the decalcunt filtered and it improves the thread 1000%
>>96789727
>>96789759I'm here, and I've thought about doing but grouping them all together is just a few minutes of work I've been too lazy to do. Group them together in an imgur album or catbox links and I'll make a page for it.>>96789771Models are forever. They don't go away. If his project is finished, it will still hold value for him.
>>96789776Motherfuckin' Tzeentch cultist up in here.
>>96789765AND I KNOW WHAT GREY KNIGHTS ARE, RELICS OF A BYGONE ERA, SOON TO BE FOREVER FORGOTTEN. Soon the space marines will bolster their ranks with psykers en masse rendering the grey knights obsolete.
>>96789751>>96789759Tbf I haven't made it particularly easy to dig them up on the archive. I'm not sure who it was that set it up, but he's welcome to add them
>>96789773I still see the faggot crying about him though
>>96789784It seems our Emperor-given supremacy has upset you. Apologies.
>>96789788No you don't, it would autohide any replies to his filtered postsSo you're either purposely opening minimized replies to get mad over or you don't have him filtered
>>96789780>>96789751I'll group them all together for you anon, I would expect anyone to dig the archives for something so hard to find
So his Gravis model will still be available? It was removed from the site.
>>96789783 dont bully him
>>96789812It will be probably repackaged without the victrix guards with shield and sword, they're in a different sprue
>>96789776>>96789815Why did Duncan paint his face blue on 2 separate occasions?
>>96789146>nonce artist
>>96789812It shouldHopefully Victrix with shields will continue to exists as well. No need for either to be gone
>>96789828It's a LOT more than twice
>>96789801>implying anyone would ever want to recreate this scheme
>>96789834But for what purpose?
>>96788725>Coomers run this generalOhoho, that's a good one. "We spam the most obnoxious shit therefore we're in charge". Holy cringe.
>>96789725This reads exactly like something chrischan would say
>>96789798>No you don'tYes, I do, I'm not going go bother with linking a dozen posts for you
>>96788874>if a fully clothed women waving to them is masturbation materialThat's the closes cumbrain basement dwellers ITT can get to an actual interaction with a real woman.
>>96789869Ive never read anything hes said so I dont give a shit.
>>96789729Thanks anon, I'll keep all this in mind when I get my models, especially the part about the bases
>>96789850
>>96789872you think linking posts would disprove anything about what I said in that reply? lmao
>>96788725Coomers run this general in the same way trannies run reddit. Being loud and screeching over everyone like triggered snowflakes when you get criticized is not leading anything, its just pathetic and annoying.
>>96789819>>96789832You actually might be right. Holy shit that would be evil. I bet he will cost the same too.
>>96789878Then you've missed out on great cringe kino
>>96789884board was made by coomers for coomers, just because you election tourists don't like it doesn't make us the minority here
>>96789780>>96789751Here you go anon. I'm gonna do something fun once I get ten and edit them into little magazine volumes but I'll try and post an updated imgur album each timehttps://imgur.com/a/PodJ29q
>>96789894as long as you believe it, it must be true.
>>96789896>https://imgur.com/a/PodJ29qNice, I'll do it sometime today.
>>96789897I don't mind some of the tiddy posts here but I also don't mind some people policing it. If you let it go unfettered it will grow exponentially and turn the board into a legit gooner meet.
>>96789878Uh oh, lowlife melty
>>96789858>>96789884/tg/ was built up by coomers for coomers.The entire history of this board started it off being /d/-lite. Also>necroposting a 3 hour old post after people have moved on from it
>wanted to play Black Templars>got told in my LGS that it's an army for racists and I shouldn't >I said I liked their knightly aesthetic >got told it's a nazi aesthetic What do I do?
>>96789912Boy you really enjoy spewing your venom all over this general don't you?
>>96789912At this point you're a worse shitposter than he is. Get a trip so I can filter you.
>>96789911strangely reasonable take from the mutant
>>96789920Kek, stay mad
>>96789926Put the trip back on
>>96789897If you had gone through any of the 1d4chan archives you'd know this board basically started like pretty much all of the major 40k porn tropes there are currently.For example, taus have massive fucking tits, it literally started from here originally. And people like sexualyeti were original drawfags.This board used to have an unapologetic smutfiction general and lot of the community made art was shit like loli daemonette, shlick tau and fap tau.Go back, tourist.
>>96789919Play them anyway, I WISH the worst thing people said about my army was they're racist
>>96789933There is no keking to be done while you're around degenerate.
>>96789945>this is no laughing matter! >:(Lmao
>>96789819Isn’t Calgar’s head on the Victrix half? The helmet option isn’t on that half either. They’ll probably just repackage it in a new box unless they wanna put the heads loose in the box lmao.
>>96789919Play them anyway. If people say its a nazi army ask them why they're letting nazis take options away from them. You're not afraid of nazis do youre gonna play what you want to play.
>>96789919this never happened
>>96789941Shadowsun doesnt have massive tits and she looks like a gremlin because shes an alien.
>>96789919I do not believe this happened. You cant convince me this actually happened.
>>96789941>anon can't tell the difference between smut themed fun with drawfags in appropriate spaces and extraneous dump of thinly veiled porn
>>96789919Lean into it: turn the templar symbols into swastikas, but make all the models dark skinned too.
>>96789997>nah bro, that was completely different it wasn't coomerGo back, retard.
>>96789919Have them be led by brother captain kanye
>>96790012Yes, it was absolutely different, but you wouldn't know it.
>>96790032It wasn't, but you can keep shifting the goalposts to act like you fit in here puritan
Are juggernauts fully daemon or are they just warp-tainted animals?
>>96790037this is not about being a puritan, retard.It's about you being the online equivalent of somebody masturbating in public
>>96790037>>96790060can both of you just shut the fuck up, thanks
>>96790037It was.People went away for a reason, this place changed, who came afterwards just isn't the same nor it's behaving the same, at all.I'm not telling you this to argue you don't fit, it's already obvious enough, I'm telling you this so you know you missed out and will never know how it was.
>>96789976That's my primary issue with the coomer stuff. There's Eldar, SoS, SoS, callidus assassins, house escher, and literal coomer daemons for you to goon to, and you go and throw big tits on tau, tyranids, and space marines. I got into 40k when I was a teen because of a coomer tau picture, and the dude was going on about how hot tau were, then I finally see tau models and they're all effectively men. I hate it
>>96790082>I got into 40k when I was a teen because of a coomer tau picture, and the dude was going on about how hot tau wereHow silly is it that people used to call each other slurs for being introduced to the setting via video games instead of a word of mouth from a friend who played the tabletop, or randomly happening on a white dwarf issue or a hobby shop's window.
Now I just need to base and varnish these
>>96790076>I'm telling you this so you know you missed out and will never know how it was.I was here when the board was made retard(you) are a culture war tourist from 2016+ trying too hard to fit in
>>96790120>projectingtypical
>>96790037it must be true because you say it is
>>96790082>it triggers my autism that people aren't sticking to the lore when drawing pornIf we go with this logic then all Sister of Battle porn should look like where they all look like 50 year old men in drag.
>>96790110Very cool
>>96789919find a new lgs
>>96790131That's not true and you fucking know it
>>96790076>People went away for a reasonWhy this place changed was because jannies and mods became pissy and started banning drawfags like sexualyeti who were drawing the coomer shit. Also quests got banned and shoved onto another board entirely, same happened with the people who wrote fanfiction.Not at all surprising people leave when the website they post on says "you aren't welcome here and we will ban you if we see you again".The final nail in the coffin for reason why people left was because the entire website became worse when /pol/ broke containment.
>>96790139I now have 9 metal warlocks and some metal farseers, maybe I'll get a photo of them all once these 3 are done
>>96789976
>>96790161Sweet. Always nice to see other lead enthusiasts here.
>>96788895>newfagI have kabalite warriors older than you, zoomiebeen reading WD back when it was worth readingand post old models it you even consider responding otherwise you are faggot confirmed
Do I get Space Marine battleforce, Termie battleforce, or Guard battleforce. I have like 500-700 points of muhreens from random bits and bobs but I have a large collection of IG and I only have one 26 man blob of Kriegers
>>96790150>That's not trueStop huffing the copium.
>>96790191all three obviously
>>96790194No
>>96790191buy some taste
>>96790191Which one do you like the most>>96790193You first babe
>>96790190NTA, just really like deldar and am fascinated with metal models, could you post some?
>>96790150>>96790193Here's the 9th edition codex cover too.
>>96790197okay well then I'd recommend enhancing your main army (guard) over starting new projects.
>>96790200>shit GW commissioned a 3rd party studio to make for themGrim.
>>96790205Cool here's the 6th edition codex
>>96790051Pure daemon.
Any anons have a suggestion for what model to use as a base to convert Kruellagh the Vile? I like her and the Emasculators are a cool kabal with a rad scheme, but I feel like she needs to lead them, not some rando.
Would you ever get a Warhammer tattoo?
Pressing your F key is unironically how you make the thread readable.
>>96790193That's just bad painting.
>>96790250Why did you post this across multiple threadsfuck off
>>96790241If so they're kinda the submissive bottom cucks of the daemon world. Like their entire schtick is to be subjugated and ridden by other daemons or mortals. Kinda un-khorney.
>>96790250no, that's cringe
>>96790250I wouldn't mind a small aquila on my arm or something.
>>96790051demon
>>96790257That isn't their fluff at all. In fact few survive the attempt to ride them and even then jugs are all angry all the time.
>>96790257They're not subjugated, they're made, for war.You'll notice that khorne is not the god of freedom, or wild things, or wolves, he's the god of war, engines of war, and collared hounds, also for war.
>>96790257>fluff describes the arena where warriors try to break & ride juggers as loterally coated in smears of gore and tangled meat from the many, many unworthy who get killed in the attemptYou’re retarded.
>>96790254Can (You) paint better?
>>96790299Maybe not better, but certainly more feminine, yes.
terrible fucking picture but I finished 10 hormagaunts. Going to paint a carnifex before going back to the other 10
>>96789958There's no reason to repackage it. He was already repackaged for 10th
>>967902356th edition is irrelevant and doesn't matter because it's old.Any codex prior to 8th is defunct and doesn't matter to GW.
>>96790313That's literally a man.
Which side are you on?Imperium vs Chaos?
>>96790337Gameplay wise, yeah, too bad we're talking about lore
>>96790345are you browsing for a new coomer image to use as op for the next thread?
>>96790338You might be faceblind.
>>96790235I need a girl who looks at my dick like this
>>96790345Left>smelly, dark brown, large shitsRight>smelly, yellow brown, liquid shits
>>96790254That sculpt is genuinely fucked up. In fact about 50% of sisters heads are actually screwed up looking with extremely bizarre proportions.
>>96790363which one are you sizing up to consume
>>96790378I just had McDonald's so, right
>>96790349Same goes for the lore as well.You really think GW gives a fuck for anything prior to 8th? After they basically have used it as toilet paper and metaphorically wiped their ass on it?Answer is, no, they don't care.
>>96790389Hey I was always curious, why the fuck do you americans have a need to mention the name of the place you got your food from? Just say you had a burger or whatever.
>>96790399That might be true of space marines and primarchs, but everything else, nah it's all still congruent
>>96790408Because not all burgers are the same
>>96790408Burgers kinda taste different from different places
>>96790345My face after 4 hours of imperial facesitting
>>96790408The choice of fast food joint is 91% of your average american's identity, please understand.
>>96790204sure thing, anon, here's some shitty wiplet me know if you want to see any unpainted ones
>>96790434LOL
>>96790410>but everything else, nah it's all still congruentSeeing GW changed Eldar wraithbone being only made from raw Warp energy into needing raw materials + warp energy, that already disproves your point.Or the fact that they've completely retconned the fact that sister of battle miracle powers aren't actually psychic warp shit (like everything else in this setting) but now it is actually powered by "Faith™" which is conveniently not effected by the necron pylons and null fields which effects psychic shit.No matter how you spin this, both old rules and old lore is irrelevant and doesn't matter for modern 40k.
>>96790204NTA but here's a metal commissar
>>96790454No way that's an official GW model, right? It has to be 3rd party.
>>96790408There's so many options for food in North America that for you to just say you ate borgir could mean you had white castle diarrhea slabs or mean you got some triple onion ring surf and turf smash burger you paid 27.50 for made by a man with sleeve tattoos and a moustache. It's like a car, or clothes, or miniatures or anything else where there can be a variety of options
>>96790440Hold the fuck up, someone ACTUALLY BOUGHT the incubi special weapon blister? What is wrong with you!?
>>96790464Google Gamesday 1998 female commissar
>>96790464It's a gamesday 98 model. They used to do cool stuff for event models
>>96790484>>96790486
>>96790484>>96790486Oh wow that's sweet
>>96788709>they HAVE to play PERFECTLYBlame GW for making a glass canon army focused almost entirely on movement shenanigans.
>>96790492>>96790492>>96790492
>>96790448>Or the fact that they've completely retconned the fact that sister of battle miracle powers aren't actually psychic warp shitNot a retcon the emperor was called anathema for reason
>>96790475yeah, I didwhen they came out in 3rd their range wasn't exactly big and my teenage self wanted to catch'em allLove the classic incubi design, their punishers (melee weapons) look shitty, but overall are great.
>>96790539The shaft of the punisher is thicker than the waistline of the incubi themselves. I still use my 3rd ed incubi in my 10th edition army. I however would never give up the punisher.
>>96789634Really? You're gonna turn off the trip and pretend? Christ you are so insufferable.
>>96788938I'd see reposts before the fermented dogshit coomer bait being posted here any day.
>>96789725>because I want to make friends here?Why the fuck would you want to have friends here? This general is dogshit & full of retarded manchildren in a circlejerk. You can do better.
>>96789161Thank you for this little nostalgic trip into the past.Didn't think a single sentence in a thread like this could make me remember a whole movie.
>>96788640It gave many units to preexisting chaos armies that helped make them far more meta.
>>96790319My eyes bleed.Nice!
>>96790345I'm on the side of banish all the coomer losers back to their containment boards.
>>96790355Nah he's right, you criticise others while being no better yourself. Typical.
>>96790408Because they dread the possibility of anyone thinking they actually cooked their own food.
can we please get a torrent or some other kind of link for all the STL files that people have so it's all in one place? /t/ had it but it's not there any more
