i just don't see why Games Workshop wouldn't give Ikit Claw a cute nerd daughter with an amazon stormvermin BFF. does GW hate diversity or something? i thought this was 2025, we NEED representation!
Female Skaven already exist in Canon. They’re just mindless broodmares.
>>96859725those aren't sexy enough though
>>96859843>>>/trash/
>>96859843Says you
>>96859725>They’re just mindless broodmares.Exactly. Miniatures when
>>96859704You know whatI could see this existing as a one off, under Skryre or Moulder, and every other Skaven just gets super, super weirded out by it. The Skaven just become afflicted by hyper cooties, and any place she is, becomes a place no well off Skaven would ever go, if they could send an underling in their place. And since she thus only ever really deals with skavenslaves and maybe the odd super unlucky clanrat, she develops a completely skewed sense of identity and understanding of what the skaven are.
Furfags don't realize that Skaven are meant to be a parody of Humanity and disgusting on purpose. If we ever got 'female Skaven', they'd be something like the Berserkers in Gears of War, just beings of pure rage and malevolence.This is why furfags are cancer. You just don't get the entire idea of 'a race full of rabid mangy stinking rats'.
>>96859704only thing fu**ies "need" is a bullet through their heads
>>96860682I just want the skaven to have women so interactions between them are less gay
>>96859704They do have females, though, they're just drugged up and mutated to the point that they're not even conscious. The only exception are Thratquee's personal breeders, who he turned into rat-ogres because he likes his ladies giant and muscular.
>>96860734Sorry, anon, not happening.
>>96860734There's nothing gay about Skaven because they all hate each other. The only thing they want to do with another Skaven's back is drive a dagger into it.
>>96861273Bigoted idiot! A spiked mace would work fine too.
There are female Skaven, they're just indistinguishable from male Skaven, so nobody can tell the difference.
>>96859704Furry "fandom" goes on >>>/trash/
>>96861433But global rule 3 only blocks furry PORNOGRAPHY, not furry ARTWORK. You seem to be confused!
>>96861520Yup, the only board where SFW anthro furry art is banned is /mlp/ of all places.
>>96860572imagine the smell
>>96860682Women when on the first second of their period:
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>>96860175I think a Masterclan (nuspeak for grey seer clan) femskaven would be cool. Like her status as a grey overshadows her status as a f*male. Or an Eshin assassin.Also GW has the opportunity to retcon femskaven in via the GHR's ascension to Big Chaos
>>96863066well considering that horns are present at birth, i think they'd be selected regardless of gender.
>>96859704>>96860175Wouldn't an unprotected an normally sized (as in not a colossal broodmare) skaven female be under constant threat of being raped by the male skaven? It would be like being a white chick in middle of rural india.
>>96859704All the skaven are female because the models don't have visible giant gonads that take up 10% of their body by volume
>>96863828There's a reason broodmares are kept chemically lobotomized
>>96859704Just greenstuff some tits onto your current models, you casual, as rats of different sex look pretty much the same.. Sheesh, it seems modellers/gamers today want everything served to them on a plate and are incapable of improvising basic models.
>>96859843If you are going to fuck them why not go true scale, just order a latex fuck doll and slap a rat mask on it, you degenerate.
>>96859843Why the fuck should a female skaven be sexy in the first place, you furry freak?
>>96864083
Rule 1: jack off before posting on /tg/
>>96859704IIRC, like, half the skaven you see are actually just infertile skaven females, with the fertile skaven females mutated into broodmothers.
>>96864134...I have LITERALLY never heard that before
Hello I am a certified furtrash expert. It is actually sexier when it's a rutting horde of men, especially when they are on a war trip and they are implied hetero, but just too horny and far away from their women. It's like greek hoplites on steroids.
>>96864317Skaven being prison gay on a level not even the Russian army could envision makes the most sense, especially given their hierarchies and deference displays. Every skaven tops their lessers and has their skittergate breached in turn.
The Skaven were made by your ilk to mock and demean rightchads, which included emotional manipulation to make the Skaven's most amazing invention, the brood mother that maximizes the femoids only positive aspect (ability to give birth) and minimizes the effects of her negative aspects (everything else) and guarantees their eventual uncontested control of the world appear vile.
>>96865174what the fuck are you on about
>>96865174There's retardation. And then there's this fag.
>>96859704If you want female-centric Skaven consider making them ratpeople based on Naked Mole-rat (Heterocephalus Glaber) - these rodents live in matriarchal eusocial groups similar to beehive - with Alpha Female (queen) being physically larger, keeping small harem of breeder studs, and most of the colony population being effectivelly genderless worker drones that serve her. Efficient tunellers, with poor eyesight, can slow down metabolism to survive in cold/low oxygen environments. Long natural lifespan (for a rodent). Would make perfect sleeper agents/infiltrators.Native to Africa, so you could justify them in WHF as offshoot of Skaven exiles that settled in Araby and developed into whole another society.>>96864122I do.
>>96865286>harem of breeder studsImagine the hunky handsome ratto men...
>>96863828YesWhich is why the massive, hysterical case of cooties is funnier.
>>96864098low T beta cuck lol
>>96864088because GW does not allow 3rd party plastic in official tabletop games.
>>96859704I'm trying to remember which book it was, but I 100% remember some Seer ordering a "guard" of all albino, female, rat ogres from Moulder.
>>96859725So what would happen if a human impregnated a skaven broodmare?
>>96872484jewish babies
>>96865286Naked molerats are absolutely wild, only tunelling mammal to dig primarily with its teeth, with very powerful bite, insensitive to pain, resistat to most diseases (including cancer) unaffected by aging - they just live at peak performance until the day they drop dead or something eats them. Can survive for a decent while with no oxygen whatsoever (surviving cave-ins as long there's enough of the colony left to dig victims back out). Many spend their whole life without ever seeing sulight.The "unaffected by aging" applies to the queen as well, staying fecund for up to two decades, pumping out dozens of babies every few months, while pissing around the tunnels some ungodly substance that keeps other females in the colony from properly maturing. When queen finally dies, often having produced over one thousand offsprings, all females in the colony will go into hormonal frenzy and start murdering each other for chance to become the new queen. Winner then grows two times the original size, her whole body rebuilding to make room for ever-expanding womb that gets immediatelly put to work and never stops. While retaining just enoug mobility to move around the colony and bully anyone who steps out of the line (this usually involves stepping and/or pissing on them). Oh and the gestation cycles are spaced just so that previous litter matures in time for arrival of the next.